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sry on kneejerk on CJ
regarding letting him in
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
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Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
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Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Gross.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Now he's getting squeezed like fucking crazy.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I really want to break Juan Rivera's leg again
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Lord, please make me a Ginger, so that I may have the courage to pull the trigger.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
heh
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Hah, that pitch tracker is hilarious.
Who is this ump?
Someone serve him up a plate of murder tonight.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Andy Fletcher
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Wow, that's a real picture?
That’s sad
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Emailed to rooftop snipers
They replied they’re busy tonight. Something about Al Franken, I don’t know.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking shit.
If we don’t win it here we have to throw Jason fucking Grilli out there in the next inning.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
That pitch was right down the cock.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
ouch
I used to think I was abrasive, but holy hell!
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
It really is
a common baseball saying.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's up this inning?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
MY, Murphy and Byrd in the 9th
Might be the best part of our order lately.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
You cannot blame Frankie. He is clearly not 100%
probably still hurt and should NOT be the closer yet. This is on Ron W
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
It's on Wash for throwing his closer out there?
Frankie’s your guy. He didn’t have it tonight. When your guy don’t have it, you get beat.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Frankie hasn't exactly had it since coming off the DL...either time
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I can...
and do blame Frankie
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
We are still going to win this game.
You heard it here first.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Frank the Tank just wanted the win.
And to keep the Rangers from getting over confident after this series.
If they use some random reliever - murph bomb.
if the use fuentes – byrd shot.
the preceding post was a great success.
Face owes us a walkoff.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
It's now get drunk & eat a frozen pizza time.
Fuck you Angles for ruining my meal.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I shall subsist on pop corn and Dr. Pepper.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Cinnamon Life cereal....
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Still bigsteve?
Was it still a good idea to throw both CJ and Fankie in a 6 run game last night????
Screw Ron Washington!!!
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
Well...
that inning was a huge bag of bullshit.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
Frankie has not pitched well enough to be closer since he has came back
His velocity is off by 3-4 mph
You know this is your fault, right?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
i didnt post it tonight :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, it is.
You declared us as the winners of this series back before the blowup in the 7th.
NEVER MAKE DECLARATIONS LIKE THAT AGAIN.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
God that's a terrible graph.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate it
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Walkoff Walrus:
“What the fuck? I went to bed at 7-1!!!”
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Heh
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
We're hometeam...
We got the hammer, let’s use it.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
I'm going to go take a shower and take my bad luck out of this game.
I’m sorry everybody. I’m sorry.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
Blue Steel?
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
a suck-ass movie?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Zoolander is awesome
It is even better the 57th time I watched it than the 56th.
Much like Undercover Brother.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
hehehe, k.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Face of the leadoff single.
Let’s goooooooooooooooo team.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
eh?
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You think Young has been "raking" over the last six games?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
pinch run elvis, seriously
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
FOTMFF
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Young getting the leadoff hit
and follows it up with a crotch grab.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
That's our Mikey Boy
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
No bunt.
Do. Not. Want.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Walkoff Manatee!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
For a bit I was trying to figure out if that was an eye or butthole
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Walkoff Walrus
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
How far away do you sit in the dugout from Millwood
if your name is Frank Francisco?
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
I throw him a check for $10k, call it a day.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
fair enough
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
The Parking Lot?
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
Meh, at least it worked.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Come on Byrd.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
well ok it worked
come on byrd you hacker you, hack one into CF.
the preceding post was a great success.
Flyoff Byrd???
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I think Millywood has too be the most unlucky starting pitcher in the bigs this year
For all the late give ups by his bullpen, its got to be tough to stay confident in those guys
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
and a lack of run support in a lot of other games
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
x
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
I wonder what would have to happen in my life for me to wake up one morning and decide that what I really need is a pair of teardrop tattoos on my cheeks.
I’m guessing: Severe anal rape.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Walkoff swordfish, I like it.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
??????????
…?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
oh... wow.... gotcha.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't question, just accept
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Attention Byrd....
swing the bat!!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
Good AB for Marlon here
Come on Byrdman…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
ive watched all night
still cant figure out his strikezone
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Neither can Andy Fletcher
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
like the stock market..
purely speculative
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
oh...
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
It's a two-syllable word, as Clay renders it.
More like: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyuuuut.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
CALLED. THIRD. STRIKES!!!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
thta was down the middle byrd
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
no it really wasn't
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
see i guaran-fuckin-tee ya
that’s been called a ball several times tonight
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Pretty much every one of CJ's pitchers in that one AB were as far outside as that
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck that dingleberry shit. Way out.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
God the one situation where walking doesn't do a whole lot for you and he takes it
granted probably a bad call that he couldn’t hit anyway.
the preceding post was a great success.
heh, probably.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
wrong bank i sopen for business
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Anything close Marylon,
anything FUCKING close. Especially with this fucktard excuse for an umpire.
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
HANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
lg;jkdhfslkjgsdh;fkjghsd;fkjghsdflkjghsdflkj
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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BLALOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
I don't see how you pitch tp blalock herejdfnsegklnslsknselfk
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
YUPPPPP!!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
HANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
Hank the Bank!!!!!
This is so worth the Josey bitchfest that follow
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I WON'T CALL HIM A SKANK FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
I don't understand.
Why the fuck would you pitch to Blalock there?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
because he's usually easy to pitch to.
by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
But Borbon's up next.
I mean, Hank is two true outcomes, all the way… and only the first run counts. And it’s already at second. And Borbon has no power. And it sets up forces all around. And…
Wow. There was no reason to fucking pitch to Blalock there.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Hank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eat shit Anals……
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
WLAKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
How the fuck do pitch to Hank there?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
wondering the same thing
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
HOME FUCKING RUN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
that was so much more fun than
having Frankie Frank close it out in the top of the ninth
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
HOLY SHIT
THANK YOU MIKE SCOSCIA, YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
I dunno about that
But it’s big.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
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