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sry on kneejerk on CJ

regarding letting him in

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why Frankie why

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gross.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOO UMPIRE

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by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now he's getting squeezed like fucking crazy.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I really want to break Juan Rivera's leg again

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ok ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lord, please make me a Ginger, so that I may have the courage to pull the trigger.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah, that pitch tracker is hilarious.

Who is this ump?

Someone serve him up a plate of murder tonight.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ask the Rev. at HH for his home address

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andy Fletcher


Linky

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that's a real picture?

That’s sad

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Emailed to rooftop snipers

They replied they’re busy tonight. Something about Al Franken, I don’t know.

613photo

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

walkoff time

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking shit.

If we don’t win it here we have to throw Jason fucking Grilli out there in the next inning.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That pitch was right down the cock.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ouch

I used to think I was abrasive, but holy hell!

613photo

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It really is

a common baseball saying.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's up this inning?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MY, Murphy and Byrd in the 9th

Might be the best part of our order lately.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You cannot blame Frankie. He is clearly not 100%

probably still hurt and should NOT be the closer yet. This is on Ron W

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

Of course it is.

by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's on Wash for throwing his closer out there?

Frankie’s your guy. He didn’t have it tonight. When your guy don’t have it, you get beat.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frankie hasn't exactly had it since coming off the DL...either time

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can...

and do blame Frankie

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll say it again

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We are still going to win this game.

You heard it here first.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Frank the Tank just wanted the win.

And to keep the Rangers from getting over confident after this series.

by Texas_Dawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If they use some random reliever - murph bomb.

if the use fuentes – byrd shot.

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by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if byrd does it.

No complaining about him for a week

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Face owes us a walkoff.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's now get drunk & eat a frozen pizza time.

Fuck you Angles for ruining my meal.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cinnamon Life cereal....

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still bigsteve?

Was it still a good idea to throw both CJ and Fankie in a 6 run game last night????
Screw Ron Washington!!!

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Jul 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know this is your fault, right?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didnt post it tonight :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it is.

You declared us as the winners of this series back before the blowup in the 7th.

NEVER MAKE DECLARATIONS LIKE THAT AGAIN.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

God that's a terrible graph.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate it

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We got down in order

Angels go Walk, Double, Single. Owned.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Walkoff Walrus:

“What the fuck? I went to bed at 7-1!!!”

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're hometeam...

We got the hammer, let’s use it.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a threesome?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blue Steel?

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a suck-ass movie?

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think Zoolander is "suck-ass?"

You sir..

I’m not talking to you anymore!

by cmkelly29 on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zoolander is awesome

It is even better the 57th time I watched it than the 56th.

Much like Undercover Brother.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehehe, k.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on YounG

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks young

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for playing deed hunter

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

deep*

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Face of the leadoff single.

Let’s goooooooooooooooo team.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

eh?

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think Young has been "raking" over the last six games?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pinch run elvis, seriously

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FFACE!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FOTMFF

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Young getting the leadoff hit

and follows it up with a crotch grab.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's our Mikey Boy

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

take off the bunt please

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by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Step one: Base Hit

Step two: Score
Step three: ???
Step four: PROFIT

613photo

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No bunt.

Do. Not. Want.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck bunt?

Swing the fuckin bat Murphy

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

donotbunt

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Walkoff Manatee!

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For a bit I was trying to figure out if that was an eye or butthole

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walkoff Walrus

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How far away do you sit in the dugout from Millwood

if your name is Frank Francisco?

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I throw him a check for $10k, call it a day.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Parking Lot?

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on byrd

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Meh, at least it worked.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Byrd.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well ok it worked

come on byrd you hacker you, hack one into CF.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Flyoff Byrd???

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol it's angels in the outfield!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

take the ball to your nest, Byrd

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Millywood has too be the most unlucky starting pitcher in the bigs this year

For all the late give ups by his bullpen, its got to be tough to stay confident in those guys

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and a lack of run support in a lot of other games

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what would have to happen in my life for me to wake up one morning and decide that what I really need is a pair of teardrop tattoos on my cheeks.

I’m guessing: Severe anal rape.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Go hard, play harder.

Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?

by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Byrd will end this right here

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Walkoff swordfish, I like it.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

??????????

…?

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh... wow.... gotcha.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't question, just accept

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Attention Byrd....

swing the bat!!!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good AB for Marlon here

Come on Byrdman…

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ive watched all night

still cant figure out his strikezone

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Neither can Andy Fletcher

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

like the stock market..

purely speculative

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a two-syllable word, as Clay renders it.

More like: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyuuuut.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CALLED. THIRD. STRIKES!!!

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike, Marlon

shut up, sit down

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no it really wasn't

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

see i guaran-fuckin-tee ya

that’s been called a ball several times tonight

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much every one of CJ's pitchers in that one AB were as far outside as that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck that dingleberry shit. Way out.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

God the one situation where walking doesn't do a whole lot for you and he takes it

granted probably a bad call that he couldn’t hit anyway.

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by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank....

I am guessing the bank is closed at this hour.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh, probably.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anything close Marylon,

anything FUCKING close. Especially with this fucktard excuse for an umpire.

"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!! HANK!

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by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank F. Blalock

I hate him but I

….was about to put in the call!!!

613photo

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSS

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I un-hate the Hammer

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BLALOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin

by Aquaman56 on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't see how you pitch tp blalock herejdfnsegklnslsknselfk

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

YUPPPPP!!!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES!!!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck me sideways.

WALKOFF. I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU HANK. I KNEW IT THE WHOLE TIME.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank the Bank!!!!!

This is so worth the Josey bitchfest that follow

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HANK BLALOCK I LOVE YOU...

STILL THE HANK BANDWAGON DRIVER BABY!!!

by cmkelly29 on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I WON'T CALL HIM A SKANK FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Suck it, Angels!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand.

Why the fuck would you pitch to Blalock there?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But Borbon's up next.

I mean, Hank is two true outcomes, all the way… and only the first run counts. And it’s already at second. And Borbon has no power. And it sets up forces all around. And…

Wow. There was no reason to fucking pitch to Blalock there.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat shit Anals……

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WLAKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How the fuck do pitch to Hank there?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOME FUCKING RUN

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank Blalock Happened

don’t ask about the top of the inning. Hank blalock is all you need to know!

by chrisR on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never. Do. That. Again

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 1, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was so much more fun than

having Frankie Frank close it out in the top of the ninth

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

Deliriously sweet!

by chrisR on Jul 1, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank is a baseball God!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

THANK YOU MIKE SCOSCIA, YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

0.5 and no more interleague

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno about that

But it’s big.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha did you see Julio?

Guys! Guys! Im one of you now!!! Let me in the circle!!

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I ask again

Offense = fixed?

by jam0152 on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that fan was pumped in front of the railing on the grass

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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