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Texas Rangers' designated hitter Hank Blalock watches his solo home run in the fourth inning of their baseball game against the Los Angeles Angels in Arlington, Texas, Wednesday, July 1, 2009. (AP Photo/Donna McWilliam)

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7 months ago: Texas Rangers' designated hitter Hank Blalock watches his solo home run in the fourth inning of their baseball game against the Los Angeles Angels in Arlington, Texas, Wednesday, July 1, 2009. (AP Photo/Donna McWilliam)

Pimpin' ain't easy.

Neither is a Ranger victory.

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Thank the lawd

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that. was. freaking. awesome.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Built for Drama?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was one of the dumber decisions I've seen on a baseball diamond.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll say it again: How the fuck do you pitch to Hank right there?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't make sense at all...

Seems sense would say walk Hank because 2 out of 3 of Borbon, Salty, Davis aren’t nearly as likely to bring a runner in to win the thing.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got cajones and don't want to look like a pussy.

Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?

by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're a bif fat fatty who hearts smallball like he hearts a freshly made triple-chocolate mocha shake with a side of mayo.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something along these lines.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd pitch to him

…because normally he’s an easy out. Power threat, yeah, but two hits in one night is a stretch for Blalock. Figuring he was weary, I’d try to get him out.

by Black Francis on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'd been hitting the crap out of the ball tonight, he's actually pretty good versus righties in general, plus yo've got a slap hitting, wide-eyed rookie on deck.

I guess they might’ve pinch-hit Andruw for Borbon, but I’d rather pitch to him there than Hankles, too.

Just a horrible, horrible decision by Senor Fatty McFat-Fat.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All of this.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+One more cheeseburger.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would Ron have PH Jones for Borbon?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably

In which case you still walk Hank. Lefties have a .907 OPS against Speier this year, righties a .451.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And this as well. That decision made zero sense. None. Nada. Not a whit.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The answer to that

Angels = “aggressive” team

They don’t care about stats. Agressiveness is all that matters. So what if Chone Figgins gets thrown out on the bases. He was playing aggressive. And Angels baseball is all about aggressiveness

by chrisR on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agressive is only good if you know when to be agressive and when to hold the line

It seems like they used to do a good job of deciding when to do that, but this year they’ve over-agressed their way out of some games against us.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and when being aggressive fails

Mike Sciocia resorts to “are you kidding me?” face

by chrisR on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just thinking he prolly would've.

Gotta go with the vet.

The gut commands thee!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda in a Ankle Bracelet way.

Can’t go anywhere? Do it at home!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow

"You'll meet them again on their long journey to the middle." -Lester Bangs

by BAC on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wha???

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Scoscia should probably be fired for pitching to Hank right there.

Un. Fucking. Beleiveable.

I love capatalizing on LA stupidity.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Genius that is Wash

Putting Borbon in the 6 hole on Monday, preparing him for coming through in the six spot tonight. You just know Wash’s gut feel worked that out for him!

by Oddibee on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

When that ball hit Green's hill

I just screamed at the top of my lungs in my house alone: “TAKE THAT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I HATE, HATE, HATE the freaking Angels. I hope Scioscia is crying in the clubhouse. The Rangers winning that game and the Angels getting a gut shot are about equally thrilling IMO.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, half my neighborhood must've heard me.

Best walkoff since Ham against K-Rod last year.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha. Hilarious imagery.

Rec.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right here with ya...

was screaming and dancing around the living room…

by RangerRedRaider on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they were trying to pitch around Hank and hope he got himself out.

The catcher called for the ball way outside, but the pitcher missed and put it down main street.

by Redcaps on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No sense there.

If you’re going to pitch around Blalock, you have to make sure you don’t put one anywhere near the plate.

That was just idiotic.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong.

 Pimpin’ is very easy.

Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?

by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Somehow, that is the correct answer

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That boys and girls was huge!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They had to pitch to Hank

because they were too scared of Borbon!

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I still say Frankie - not ready for prime time yet

and that’s a worry with CJ pitching like a demon

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I mean not a worry

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FF was sitting at 93 tonight

and that isnt ok. righty pitchers with one reliable pitch, that being a 93 mph fb arent closers in this league

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FX2 has 3 very good pitches

There's more to the picture than meets the eye.

by tricer on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wreck all the way

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the Mother Fucking Angels

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell yeah

'Howard makes me fear the NKoreans less... If they shot anything at us, he’d be there to block it." - Aquaman56

"Also Ian’s season is following the same pattern as Ricky Martins Career. Both needed another hit, bad." - SaltyGoesYard

by hinduplaya on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THE DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING ANGELS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe halos heaven

“If the Angels can just avoid being dumb, they have this division sewn up.”

possibly factually correct, but boooo.

Our offense sucking lately shouldn’t be reason to think the rangers will be worse as they continue.. its why they should get better… hamilton is back and underperformers should get it going.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well put one in the dumb column that causes them not to win the division

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They really played horrible baseball tonight.

We bascially coughed this game up, and they didn’t want it.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell yea!!!

5-1 against the Angels!!

by RangerRedRaider on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell ya, Bitchez!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With a rusty chainsaw boomer........

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a horrible pitch.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang, nice pic.

Does Zach Phillips have to choke a bitch to get to Frisco?

by sprite on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that just shows you

how “aggressive” those Angels play.

by chrisR on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

First pitch swinging

If he had just flied out, we’d all be screaming about how hacktastic he is.

Just sayin’

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'll worry about that Friday

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

I was “just sayin’”

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speak for yourself.

I continue to have no problems with first-pitch swinging, as long as the pitch is the one the batter went up to the plate planning to look for and hit.

That one was. Good for Blalock.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yessir.

And fantastic screen grab, BTW.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's even bigger and better if you copy/paste the image URL.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You right.

Thanks for the info.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

back to 1/2 game down

'Howard makes me fear the NKoreans less... If they shot anything at us, he’d be there to block it." - Aquaman56

"Also Ian’s season is following the same pattern as Ricky Martins Career. Both needed another hit, bad." - SaltyGoesYard

by hinduplaya on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This reminds me

I hate the way baseball gives a win to the worse pitcher of the day

by Mark from OC on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a shame Millwood couldn't get the win

But who here thinks he still can get into the AS game?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For the AS Game, its pretty close to it

ERA, IP, wins/losses, and strikeouts are the stats they like and you don’t have to be good in all 4 to get there.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With his surface numbers, quite probably.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 1, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Holy Mutherfucking shit...sports tears.

Ladies & Gents, that is why we watch the games, and always root for our team, and always fight back against all adversity…

In the very mortal lyrics of Triumph, “Never Surrender”!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Amen

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2/3 would be a good result.

However I’m worried with the pitching matchups

Hunter, Padilla and Holland vs Kazmir, Price and Neimann. Honestly I suspect 1/3 and would find 2/3 to be quite good.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats really their 3 worst pitchers, of course price is capable of being the best

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 1, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank sez

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does Hank want us to "Upgrade to Pro today!"?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cause he owns the world right now.

May as well make a profit, ya heard?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angels=pink dog

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 1, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 1, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love this so much.

A little something for everyone in this.

kling klang king of the rim ram room

by dustym on Jul 1, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh look

There’s dogs in the picture…..took me 10 times to see them

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Jul 2, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that the best part

its the sneak attack

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 2, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That win has to be good for the confidence of this team

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey LAAAAAofA Hank has a present for ya

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 1, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the greatest videos on youtube

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the Rally Turtle?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why yes

yes it is

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That game

seemed much longer than it actually was.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Renner introing Julio:

“Give this guy a Borbon!

Fail. Ugh. Utter fail.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Meh

Everybody is too drunk on Ranger coolaid to care

by chrisR on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Renner

is just a giant bag of fail. I can’t stand that guy.

by txhc on Jul 2, 2009 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pow!

Pow pow!

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

POW! POW! POW! POW! POW!

POW!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danny Pow!

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on dude.

That’s above and beyond cock shot.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLAPPING JOHNNY D, NAO PLZ....

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This what you're looking for?

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Need Shep’s version.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, need the one with Johnny Donuts

and Nolan looking on in a creepy fashion.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or this one....

Image and video hosting by TinyPic"/>

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still sucks, here comes Drew!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There we go.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love how Medusa and Nolan are in the background

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait, don't be a Lewinski!

Up to date there, eh?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How long has medusa been there?

I just noticed now that you mentioned it

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Month maybe?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bout right

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

May 9

my idea, btw, not that I’m proud or anything.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jul 1, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was added when Nolan was I thought

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

long time.

I still want to see the Fat Albert interview again. Can you Youtube it?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perfection.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So much better!!!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAT ALBERT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't even hear what he said!?!?!

Something about loving his roommates?!?!

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was his bday!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man,

That shit was funny. Did Knoxy break away from him real quick? I thought I heard him say “Ok, let’s try someone else…”

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for real?

Tell me you’re a tech dude and you can throw that on youtube real quick…

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was me, in front of my computer screen

I’m still wiping the spittle off.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god

This should end up being the most rec’d image of all time on LSB

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is fucking awesome

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This guy makes Mick Jagger look uncool.

Ranger fanaticism – Catch the Fever.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you fucking daft?

Mick will never be the hideous words you said.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.

It’s one of the symptoms of Rangers Fever – Typing crazy sentiments about the coolest man ever on baseball blogs. Gimme Shelter.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Glimmer Twins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0J3XCGeIIU

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great show on that tour @ the Motor Speedway in Denton/Ft Worth.

Lisa Fischer tears it up- sexy, bombastic babe
Mick- cocksure as ever
Keith- debaucherous cool

And they played ‘Star, Star’ at that show. Greatness.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 2, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw them in '81 at the Cotton Bowl on Halloween in a torrential downpour

and in ’89 & 94 (also at Cotton Bowl).

They’re my favorite band of all time but fit into the class of “very good” instead of great when seeing them live.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's because the venues are too big.

I was at that ‘94 show as well, gotta light mist which was really cool in the spotlights. But yeah, the intimacy isn’t there. The album ‘Stripped’ makes me jealous because those shows were all recorded at small venues. I can only imagine.

The cool thing about seeing them in TX is they pull out their country songs- Far Away Eyes, Dead Flowers, Sweet Virginia, Wild Horses, etc.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 2, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Imagine seeing them in '81 at the Cotton Bowl with no big video screens

when it rained 4 inches in two hours?

It was a huge drunkfest plus everyone around me was doing acid (bought something called “Mickey Mouse”) and I was caught in this huge storm with great music.

Fabulous T Birds, ZZ Top opened and the clouds just kept getting darker and darker before all weather hell broke loose. It was probably the closest thing to Woodstock I could imagine.

KRichards basically said “Fuck it” and strode out on a catwalk to play the first few chords of “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” with his cigarette still in his mouth and the crowd went wild. He was definitely the balls of the group.

We are in agreeance about their country songs…love ’em.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I enjoyed the '89 & '94 shows much more

simply because of the video screens.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was remiss in forgetting to mention one of their best

country songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izocw5U2nUM

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 2, 2009 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Outstanding.

I just bought a lot of scoop16 music recommendation stock.

Beggars Banquet might be the most important Stones album because that’s the one when they decided to go out on their own road instead of following The Beatles trail. Love those “Stray Cat Blues.”

Can you imagine the onions it took for them to start recording country songs a year after Sgt.Pepper (or their version of that "Satanic Majestys Request)?

I love the Stones but 8-10 songs are in the trust tree. This is one of my all-time faves and it’s always in the trust tree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKH9enYiFIU&feature=related

Didn’t go live because the studio version is better.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

Haven’t listened to Black & Blue in quite a while.
Banquet is my fave. Trust tree- I’ll go with ‘Factory Girl’, ‘Shine a Light’, ‘You Got the Silver’, ‘Rip This Joint’, ‘Jigsaw Puzzle’, ‘Waiting on a Friend’, ‘I Got the Blues(w/ BPreston)’, ‘Some Girls’. Add a bottle of whiskey and you’re set.

Yep, Banquet separated the men(Stones) from the boys(Beatles), and I like the Beatles.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 2, 2009 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rolling Stones Trust Tree

Out of Time
Gimme Shelter
Stray Cat Blues (“I hear the click clack of your feet up the stairs”)
I Got The Blues
Torn & Frayed
Shine A Light
Sweet Virginia
Winter
Time Waits For No One
Hand of Fate

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHA

A question in the postgame show:

“What do you think of Hank Blalock. He’s been one of our most consistent hitters out of that DH spot.”

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll let it slide tonight.

Overreaction time, baby!
Just ask CJ about overreaction in LSB

by chrisR on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I mention

We’re 5-1 against the Stinkin’ Angels this year!!!

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So, OK, I'm stoked, but.

What the fuck is wrong with Ian Kinsler?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nothing man.

His swing is fine. He hits to all fields with it, remember?*

*disclaimer: right and right center not counted

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hopefully they will also alert him

that it is not against the rules to hit it to CF or RF

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jul 1, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's never hit to those fields much

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, and doesn't have to much-

it’s a mindset to keep from being pull-happy.

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jul 1, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight, yes it was!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good lord what a shot!!!

I was in my truck just pulling up to the house when it happened, damn bastard couldn’t wait 15 more seconds…

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since it's not my 6.5 million....

yes.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha Ian

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Re: Ric’s questions about the beer shower.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 1, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Renner would NOT let it go!

what a puke!

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jul 1, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh Wash

“yall had us dead and buried”

by Mike E on Jul 1, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's why he is greatness.

He don’t give a shit what you think if him, he is just himself, and does everything with what he has. Hell, ask Nolan, he said almost the exact same thig.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's the dumbest manager in MLB

“Dat da way baseball go.”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 1, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you hear him the other day on The Ticket, BG?

They were joking about that exact quote and played it over and over.

Too bad everyone is too sensitive otherwise they’d do a killer Fake Wash.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 1, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If there's one thing you and I agree on Uncle Josey, it's that Ron ain't the brightest bulb in the room

But even I have to admit, there’s no way he’s worse than guys like Ozzie Guillen or Dusty Baker.

Shit, after tonight I’m pretty sure he might be more intelligent than Mike Scoscia.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no problems with Ozzie

He speaks his mind and doesn’t worry if gashes get their feelings hurt. He’s also got a ring and went to the playoffs last year.

Dusty? He’s managed some pretty good teams although I wouldn’t want my son to pitch for him.

Ron Washington is without a doubt the dumbest manager I’ve seen when you combine how he looks, talks and game strategy.

Absolute idiot.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie is a loudmouth asshole who disrupts his ownclubhouse and trips up his own offense because he's in love with "small ball"

Dusty Baker is a bumbling imbecile who not only treats pitchers like rag dolls, he also doesn’t understand the basic premise that people reaching base is a good thing.

Wash pulls a lot of annoying an dumb things, but he’s not quite as close-minded and stupid as Ozzie and Dusty. I wouldn’t want either of those two managing my baseball team if they where paying me a billion dollars to let them do it.

Of course, in a perfect world I wouldn’t really want Wash managing my baseball team either, but the point is, if it where a choice between the three, Wash is by far the least of the three evils.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How smart was Scioscia last night?

His team runs themselves into several outs and then he elects to pitch to Blalock over Borbon. Can you imagine the posts here if Wash had done that?

by Redcaps on Jul 2, 2009 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Wash gets lashed regularly here and elsewhere, sometimes rightly so, but I don’t really think he’s worse than Scioscia, whom I hate. Maybe I’m biased, but Scioscia is overrated.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jul 2, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you grew up in the ghettos of New Orleans

…you might sound like that when you talk, too. I know some serious redneck sounding people in Central Texas who are smart as hell.

by Black Francis on Jul 2, 2009 7:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure that isn't esxclusively aimed at me

But FWIW, I’m usually not one to poke fun at Wash’s accent or the way he looks or anything. There might’ve been times when I’ve gotten aggravated with one of his decisions and gotten caught up in others poking fun at him in that fashion, I’m sure, but it’s really not one of my bits. In fact, I’ll concede that on a human level he seems like a nice guy, and his players like him and are willing to play for him – which is more than you could say for Buck, for example.

My problem with him is pretty much limited to the fact that I don’t really think being a nice guy makes up for all the F’d up lineup cards, playing time decisions and in-game management. It’s his baseball intelligence that I’m questioning when I call him a dumbass, not his personal intelligence, and in the purely serious sense I don’t really see what the latter has to do with the former.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 7:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 1, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For one night,

Hank says, "EFF YOU LSBers (myself included), how bout that first pitch swinging!!!

"A good start would be not giving up 900 runs again." -Jon Daniels

by Randy Richardson on Jul 1, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wilson

Good inning after throwing 27 pitches last night.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 1, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

He can tweet all he wants just so long as he keeps pitching like that.

Frankie ain’t right though.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just rusty-I hope!

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jul 1, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems to be a lot of commotion in here tonight...

did anything special happen?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 1, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You not being here for starters?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

something very rare

an MY hit with a RISP

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blalock

beautiful swing.

usa

by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

When he gets awhold of one, it's still a thing of beauty.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check out the bottom of the Minors thread

http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/7/1/933139/minors-7-1

And go to the link down there. I ain’t sayin’ anything, just providing the link to the link for something to check out.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 1, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you probably shouldn't have even done that

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jul 1, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it hadn't been linked on the minors thread, I sure wouldn't have

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 1, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok,

what’s the mystery?

by stltxfan on Jul 1, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's over now

But Ryan Tatusko took a no-hitter into the 9th inning.

With 1 out in the bottom of the 9th, Hector Gomez singled for Modesto and broke it up.

2 outs now, Tatusko working on a CG SHO 1 hitter.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 1, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tatusko gets a K for out #3 and that's the ballgame

Tatusko’s final line (I think this is correct): 9 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 3 BB, 7 SO, 0 HR

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 1, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang for him, so close.

Who cares, really, as long as he makes the bigs,

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 1, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh what the fuck do you know

Fernando Pena

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jul 1, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This could be the turning point of the season

I feel real good about the last two weeks of the season if we are in a close race.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So does that stupid sonofabitch who makes out the line-up

bench Blalock on Friday/Saturday when Kazmir/Price pitch?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 1, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here we go...

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 1, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yawn

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't be a buzzkill...

Joesy. Not now. Tomorrow, we’ll get back to bitching. Right now, I just want to keep fist-pumping at God.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

and baseball jesus

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 1, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trust me ghost...

Nobody was happier than me to see Blalock hit that bomb.

Nobody.

I listened to the game in the truck on the way home and high fived my son while driving 80 mph and then loved it even more when I saw it on Tivo.

My favorite part was listening to the unquestioned team leader, MYoung (both on radio & tv) saying how happy he was for Hank F Blalock because he knows exactly how badly he’s been getting dicked around (while trying to hit 5 run HR’s to get back on the radar) while this team watches Kris Davis shit his pants almost every night.

When you watch the replay of the game, MYoung is hugging Blalock the entire time because he knows.

Not intended to be a buzzkill but tonight was a long time comin’ and I hope the stupid sonofabitch that fills out the line-up noticed who showed up on the most important game of the year to date.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 1, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ladies and gentleman, Josey is revealed

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Too short

but that was my reaction in the truck on the way home.

The bus is empty and it’s been that way for a while but I never got out of the driver’s seat.

If he plays as much as Kris Davis has played to date, he’s gonna hit 25-30 bombs so you might jump on while you can.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 1, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was great

that Blalock hit that HR off a RHP. Good thing they didn’t put a lefty in.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jul 1, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really liked his approach tonight.

Line out to 3rd in first AB.
HR to center in last AB.

I hope he keeps this mindset.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 1, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Davis took a 1 for 4

with no walks against a RHP so he’s rocking a 2 for 18 (1 for 8 the last two nights when the rest of the team was killing the Angels).

The Friday/Saturday line-ups will be most interesting.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 1, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh.

If Blalock played 1st, who would you DH against the righty? Anyway, I’m praising Blalock’s approach tonight. And it’s that exact approach he needs if he wants to be effective against lefties, and get that playing time. I hope he keeps it up, I’d love to eat my words.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 2, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kris Davis is hitting .148 v leftys.

.148.

His ass sits the rest of the season v leftys.

I’d have Blalock in the line-up v the leftys and hitting 6 or 7.

With Cruz hurting his back and Wash saying Borbon isn’t going to sit…hard to say what happens with DH.

We may need to explore the possibility of getting Cruz out of the OF and making him the DH when we play leftys.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Observation

Hank F Blalock was the best player in the most important game of the year for the team.

A double and 2 dingers (including one of the most memorable walk-offs in years).

Why did Michael Young do the post-game show for radio & television?

Does Blalock know he’s on his way out, feel like he’s getting dicked by the organization and say fuck you?

Just sayin.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy the win.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 2, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite win of the year

and I’m looking forward to lots of LSBers coming back on their hands and knees begging for forgiveness.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't we just enjoy this win

And argue about this tomorrow?

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Jul 2, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smoak Some

I’m celebrating on several levels right now.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?
A double and 2 dingers (including one of the most memorable walk-offs in years).

IIRC, didn’t Hambone have 2 run walkoff against the best closer in the league last yerar, Francisco Fuckin Rodriguez?

Appearantly Josey Donuts rides again!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 2, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

I hope you’re settled in for an eternal wait on that.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JW

If he’s pouting, good riddance. The guy’s been shit for a while, he’s got no room to bitch.

That being said, great game, hope he keeps it up.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 2, 2009 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird why they wouldn't interview Hank.

They didn’t interview Mike Davis after Gibson hit his bomb off the Eck in ’88.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe they thought

he might pull a Chad Curtis w/ Jim Gray.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 2, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was there

Hank had ran past him and into the dugout, so Knox spent a bit trying to find someone to talk to him

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Jul 2, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If any one cares to notice how he got there,

I would watch again. I hope has alcohol in his system

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 2, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In your constant bitching about how stupid

Wash is, you might onsider that someone decided to pitch to Blalock and it was someone not named Ron Washington

by BEW on Jul 2, 2009 7:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IIRC, it was someone Uncle Josey has in fact professed having "great admiration for" in the past

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 7:56 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously dude

why do you insist on doing this over and over again?

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hank walkoff video

http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200907015362511&c_id=tex

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 1, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

padilla kept hitting jones on the head, and AJ looks back at him like, ‘wtf padilla!?!’

usa

by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Color me surprised too.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Home run, you mean?

Because he’s had at least three previous walkoff hits.

by Joey Matschulat on Jul 2, 2009 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you kind sir

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 2, 2009 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padilla scratched from next start

per team website

Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"

by randyd on Jul 1, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sore right shoulder, huh?

Geez.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh god

we are already down to hunter ><

jennings?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's just pushed back to Tuesday right now

so doesn’t sound serious.. hopefully it doesn’t linger

by Mike E on Jul 2, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Padilla goes on the DL, it'll probably be Moscoso.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm ok with that

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 2, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup they said it on The Fan

Hunter, Holland, Feldman for Rays series

by Mike E on Jul 2, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

against the #1 runs scored offense

fearsome

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the Angels get four @ home against Baltimore this weekend

We’re fucked.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

O's just took 2 of 3 from the Nation

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 2, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their pitching staff sucks though.

But hopefully they’ll keep the Halos from gaining too many games on us while we get gutted by the Rays.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 2, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did have bad velo last nite.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 2, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a chance in hell

that someone could be any slower than Vlad?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 2, 2009 12:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie Molina says hi.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just make sure you bring a folding chair and a defibrillator.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a cardiac nurse.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Jul 2, 2009 5:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chuck Morgan is awesome.

The tip on how to get on the kiss cam is dead on. My wife, for some ungodly reason, has always aspired to be on the damned thing, so I e-mailed Chuck and sure enough, my wife got her three or four seconds of glory and my big ugly mug was on the big screen.

The game was pretty fun too. The blown save sucked, but Hank’s walk off made up for it.

by Athos on Jul 2, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That is awesome!

Did you slip the tongue?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 2, 2009 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

I don’t really remember. After the wife jumped on me I lost track of what happened after that.

by Athos on Jul 2, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ive gotten accidentally kiss cam'd

it was out of the blue but was cool b/c it got me in the door when i woulda had to work all night to get in that door. something about getting rhett butler’d in front of 30K+ gets a lady ready to strike

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 2, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

something about getting rhett butler’d in front of 30K+ gets a lady ready to strike

awesome.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 2, 2009 6:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's awesome

i always thought it’d be fun to be on there. I figured Chuck could hook it up but never get around to emailing him when I go to games.

by Mike E on Jul 2, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now ive got an easy way to score an easy kiss with a girl on a date

hmm, i might have to try it

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 2, 2009 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

over/under

on when Frankie hits the DL? dude didn’t look right from the first pitch.

el foldo

by SteveP on Jul 2, 2009 12:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

sounds about right

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 2, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how can you

play that off for a week? the looks bad right now!

by blueballlefty on Jul 2, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sat at 93 mph

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 2, 2009 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No need to rewatch it Jamey

just remember he sat at 93 mph

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 2, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just curious

…if they caught CD’s toss to my 4-yr-old at the end of the top of the 1st on camera. If so, I want to get a copy to show my kid.

by Jamey Newberg on Jul 2, 2009 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greatness

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Jul 2, 2009 12:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that Nolan?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 2, 2009 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Sunny and icks

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 2, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Hicks

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 2, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, its Nolan in the blue

And Hicks was two rows in front of him. You can see his head. Don’t know who was sitting next to him though. Hick’s son, though, had two good looking ladies sitting next to him though

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Jul 2, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it Sunberg next to Hicks?

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 2, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idk

But I know Nolan is at a lot of them.

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 2, 2009 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Little Boy Donuts

is in a suite you know, sooooooo he can stay cool and catch minor league updates or somesuch.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"

by Josey Wales on Jul 2, 2009 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So in other words,

He is doing his job? Did I get that Uncle Donuts?

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 2, 2009 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the 3 games i've been to in those seats

He’s been there along with his son. Nolan’s there almost all the time

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Jul 2, 2009 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

section 31 row 6 is where nolan sits

right next to the gate so he can get in and out of the clubhouse when he wants something.

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 2, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a freakin life

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Jul 2, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he needs to talk to milly or ron or sees something he'll hit them up down there in between innings

when i sat in row 8 section 31 we were right behind him and he’d go into the clubhouse and grab waters and sunflower seeds and stuff

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 2, 2009 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Jul 2, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm.....

That's not hail you see in Frisco....that just Justin Smoak's Home Runs coming back into orbit....

by Smoak Some on Jul 2, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any1 else think MY plays way too far back at 3b

and it directly led to the guy stealing 3rd? i know its b/c he used to play SS and is used to being that far back, Arod does the same thing at 3b but he just cant sit that far back in all situations, and some1 has to know he needs help on play to play positioning every once in a while still.

just makes me upset to see that repeated position flaw

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 2, 2009 12:31 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah he goes too deep

Yet when they are “infield in” he eets up close enough. Maybe compensating for a worry about his reaction time, I don’t know.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Jul 2, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i think so to

i guess he probably just needs to spend more time working on those hot shots he’s gotta dive for. diving hasnt ever been his strongsuit so i figure your right and its a compensation thing.

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Jul 2, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is now a good time to try to move Blalock?

Definitely can’t slip him through waivers after that, ..

"We're One Nation Under a Groove"
- Ayjayem

by Chase Irwin on Jul 2, 2009 1:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I had a blast at the RedHawks' extra innings win tonight

And was glad to see the Rangers won as well.

P.S. I confused and amused Greg Golson :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2009 1:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

week+

it sucks.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 2, 2009 6:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont really diasgree with Scioscia

all we need is a single…even with hank having a good night, he is a .250 hitter and borbon is just as likely to get a single

by kumizi on Jul 2, 2009 4:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that said

borbon has what, 3 MLB ABs?

even thouh they would have PHed for him, i still dont think you let him hit (especially when you see LHP/RHP OPS splits on speires)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 2, 2009 6:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PHed for borbon
shouldnt have let hank hit

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 2, 2009 6:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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