Home Run Derby thread
JOSH HAMILTON (2008)
If ever there was one man who summed up exactly how misleading that list of Derby "winners" can be, Josh Hamilton would be that man.
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Rob Tringali/Getty ImagesYou remember Josh Hamilton's performance at last year's Home Run Derby. Do you remember Justin Morneau actually won?
On a magical July evening just one year ago, he turned Yankee Stadium into his own personal Wiffle Ball park, launching 35 baseballs into places only NASA should be able to reach.
And he "lost."
The Home Run Derby historians -- folks clearly still looking for ways to fill those other 364 days a year -- will forever tell us that Twins first baseman Justin Morneau was the "winner" of this event. But that doesn't mean it wasn't Hamilton's night.
And all it took for him to hijack this night was the 28 home runs he hit IN ONE ROUND.
Before Hamilton started pounding baseballs halfway to the Statue of Liberty, only one man (Bobby Abreu, in 2005) had ever hit 28 Derby home runs in one NIGHT, let alone one round. But that was one of about 9 trillion historical Derby milestones that Hamilton obliterated with his little magic show.
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David Cook performing...
everybody on earth says I look exactly like this guy.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that works out well
so now I can just punch you in the face during Newberg day and call it good.
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I ever make it out to another Newberg Night...
We can go punch for punch. Heh.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO NELLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Inge...
never thought I’d see him in a HR derby…
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Cruz is going out first...
Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.
by Joker'z on Jul 13, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Inge hits 0 homeruns
Although I admit my dislike for him is irrational.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinkin Mauer ends up being the low man
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
same
inge will hit like 6 or 7 cheap shots
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
I think mauer’s relatively low HR numbers are more to do with not swinging for a HR than a lack of physical power. I wouldn’t be surprised if he shows up decently.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you hear Berman's nickname for him?
“The Inge word”. Think about it.
I’m not one who gets offended by anything, but how do you not get yanked out of the booth for that?
by AmnGuest2006 on Jul 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's goooo Nelly!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let me tell you the 3 guys I hate hearing in any booth anywhere...
Chris Berman, Joe Morgan, and Steve Phillips. They couldn’t book Buck + McCarver? What was Rex Hudler or Hawk Harrelson doing?
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Buck made a cameo.
Where’s a microburst when you need one?
by AmnGuest2006 on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Nellie
or AGon or Pujols
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by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the Arch design in the outfield.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're still doing this "Call Your Shot" thing?
This is complete fail every single year.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It is so dumb
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would rather they just say "Chevy Tahoe" 100 times fast...
than do this stupid call your shot thing.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY!
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was nothing but awkward last year.
Annnnd…. this year, too!
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
you don’t get to walk. SWING.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fail pujols, fail.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they going to do this called shot each time?
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pujols...
has apparently converted 2 first downs tonight.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is so painful
dude’s from Phillie right? Throw at his head, help your team out
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol @ the guy's pointing
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we not have some bad punk rock background music or something...?
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol wow
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok thanks State Farm...
let’s not do that again.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolute fail again...
This is one of the worst promos ever and I hope they don’t do it again.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is what you want your company to be associated with
awkwardness, anger and boredom. GENIUS
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Buffalo Ranch Saaaaaaaaaaaandwiches!
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When the hell did Ozzie Smith start looking so old?
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't he already startin gto a bit when he retired?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ERIN ANDREWS
the day is saved
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, Erin Andrews isn't dead and is there
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on
Don’t use Erin…
I wanted to pay attention.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You'd think they'd have some extra houses around they couldnt' sell
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually what am I thinking...
I forgot it used to be Century 21 that sponsored it rather than State Farm
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Nelly's pitcher isn't 80 years old..
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
by BigGuns on Jul 13, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I say bring in Josh Rupe for that..
he’s good at throwing meatballs.
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by BigGuns on Jul 13, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a link for the derby?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 13, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uh
I really felt bad lusting over Erin with kids around
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitch Track looks stupid
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets go Nelly
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Goooooo Nellie!
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woooo NELLY!
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by BigGuns on Jul 13, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Nellie!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's one!
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok Nellie
get rolling
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Need to get to at least 8 or 9
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOAH
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy cow...that's a rocket.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
@ the “knock out my braces” sign…
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I went "ow"
when I saw that. That would really be painful.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
take your time Nellie
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Justin Morneau knows he stole the trophy last year.
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he said as much when he was awarded it lst year...
I think he said in his speech afterward that he didn’t really deserve it and that Hamilton did.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woo, kids fooled me on that one. Come on nelson.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good pace so far for Nellie.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
7 is not bad
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOAH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a BOMB!!!!!!!
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I forget
that this is actually really good. I’m just spoiled by last year :)
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wowzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4TH FUCKING DECK!
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy &*^*)
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, Cruz wants to hit it out
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
467 ft.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
11 is definicitely advancing, may get more obviously.
sweet
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Gary Pettis throwing?
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice cruz
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Close.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Very nice Nellie!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good job Nellie
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hell yeh Nelly!
there’s only one Hambino with what was it 28? He may just win this thing!
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by BigGuns on Jul 13, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup 28 first round last year...
Nellie is set up well to make the final. Not many crack double digits first round usually.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Nelly doesn't advance
this will be one hell of a show tonight.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol i know
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent. Good work Nellie!
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
interesting that
the online feed is ahead of the TV broadcast
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by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was playing "The BIGS 2" demo....
I thought it was hilarious that Fielder looked even bigger in the game.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just for comparison purposes to last year...
Hamilton is the only player that hit double digits last year in the first round. Second most in first round last year were Morneau and Berkman with 8 each.
Morneau had 17 homers combining the first and second rounds to make the finals.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stop hitting them prince
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nellie was loose! I don't think Josh had one go as far as 471.
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton
had a 500 last year
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hit 3 past 500...
502. 504. and 517.
Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.
by Joker'z on Jul 13, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool...I stand corrected
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had a few
I remember at least three – 502, 504, 517. Yes, I did just re-read last year’s derby thread last night.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where is that?
would love to read it
by Sherman McCoy on Jul 13, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My recollection was 462 tops...but I'm old and senile
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton's longest was 518 feet
Morneau also had one that was 512.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton hit it off the Bank of America sign at Yankee Stadium.....
That has to be farther than 471, right?
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I'm not sure if that was one of his 500+ shots...
but it was a high 400 one.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think there was only one non-hammy 470 HR last year
but hamilton hit 3 over 500 and probably a dozen over 470, thats why it was so remarkable.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup...
Hamilton had over 2 miles of home run balls in that first round…
Think the total was somewhere around 11k feet.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instead of the century 21 thing next year
they should make Prince Fielder and Pablo Sandoval run a 100 m foot race for the amusement of all.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm on board with that!
That would be hilarious.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should also add obstacles at random intervals
preferably ones that force them to jump.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
weak shots prince
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
then he hits that
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calm it down, Prince.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Make outs!!!!
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
alright he would need 5 home runs with 4 outs left
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He can get 11. just don't get 12.
i wonder what kind of tiebreak system there would be, i can’t remember.. seems like there must have been a tie for the 4th before.
Looks like prince won’t quite make it.. hope so.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking back...
they had a tie in 2003 with 4 homers for 4th place, and they used HR totals for the current season to date to break the tie.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fielder and cruz both have 22 heh.
anyway i looked it up now and the 2nd tiebreaker appears to be longest HR.. which means fielder is ahead of cruz.
Hmm.. 6 people left.. Cruz is probably safe but the 2ndp erson beating him is a little worrying anyway heh.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prince's body fat ratio will get to him eventually
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, 11
may not make it with this group
by ScratchHorn on Jul 13, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm perfectly good
with that
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
497 nice
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497
damn big boy!
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My suspicions were right, that Pitch Track software is useless...
especially if it’s only used on replays, they aren’t going to show replays of non-homers, figured maybe it’d be like the first down line and used during play. What’s really the point of it?
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At least it's automatically tracking up top though.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This whole evening reeks of silliness
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Mauer even gets 5
Inge probably less than 10
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so he goto 11 too
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What was cruz's average distance?
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not sure
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
415
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was somewhere 415-420
Not 100% though
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Pujols
but I kind of want him not to make the 2nd round
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if the call the shot thing is any indication...
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if Mr. Counsel (or whatever his name is) will be available to pitch to Josh next year?
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i really hope cruz gets to the next round
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He should
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeha, Inge isn't hitting 12.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol poor inge
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can think of 3 or 4 Tigers players who can hit the ball harder than Inge.
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by chrisR on Jul 13, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
has anyone ever not hit any?
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by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jason Bay I think?
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by chrisR on Jul 13, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Piazza did it thrice
Brett Boone not only goose-egged, but he actually swung through a pitch
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A few have...
Jason Bay 2005
Bret Boone 2003
Troy Glaus 2001
and now Brandon Inge 2009. Those are just from this decade.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the 90s
Nomar Garciaparra 1997
Jim Thome 1997 (Home park too)
Gary Sheffield 1996
Greg Vaughan 1996
Mike Piazza 1994
Mike Piazza 1993
Howard Johnson 1991
Chris Sabo 1991
Bobby Bonilla, Jose Canseco, Cecil Fielder, Ken Griffey Jr, Darryl Strawberry 1990
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
the 1990 HR derby must have sucked
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not 100% sure...
but the Baseball Almanac page I’m looking at has Ryne Sandberg winning with 3 homers, and Mark McGwire and Matt Williams both having 1 homer, so I’m guessing they used different rules then. It’s also labeled as 1st and 2nd inning of batting. So possibly it was 3 “outs” and you were done until your next time up?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Inge
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL@Inge
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Lol, that kid just stole the popup from the little girl.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's saving them all for the gold ball.
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HA ha!!
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw, poor Inge.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats not good
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT DETROIT!
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I do wish that one stayed fair.
Oh well. Fuck The Tigers for what they’ve done to us this year.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're really grouchy today
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by chrisR on Jul 13, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with this sentiment
and heartily endorse this message
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So even with Inge the first 3 players have still hit better than average.
And they are still 6 short of hamilton.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Adrian's pitcher is really stepping into those throws...
don’t usually see that in a HR derby…
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by WhipSmart on Jul 13, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, seems like it's really working.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Joe Buck talking?
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why yes, yes it is!
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol, well I see that now.
I’m more listening than watching right now. Getting some work done before Nellie comes back up.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Jul 13, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised
he can speak so clearly, seeing as he always has a cock in his mouth
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AGon = 2nd best 1B in baseball.
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by chrisR on Jul 13, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
with Pujols first...you'd take him over Tex?
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by BigGuns on Jul 13, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given their respective home parks
do you disagree?
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no just wondering.. I'd take either one of them
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by BigGuns on Jul 13, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defense – tie
hitting – tie
Petco vs Yankee Stadium – adv. AGon
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by chrisR on Jul 13, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the douche factor
why was this not accounted for?
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't watched A Gon that much..didn't realize he was as good as Tex..defensively
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by BigGuns on Jul 13, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Defense is far, far, far from a tie.
Medicore vs. one of the best in the business.
by philkid3 on Jul 13, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Die Joe Buck. Just DIE.
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by AirJordan on Jul 13, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slam-a lam-a ding dong!
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by chrisR on Jul 13, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm. I see you like douchebags.
Very well then. Don’t hate on Joe Buck.
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by AirJordan on Jul 13, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy
I don’t think he’s great or anything, I just don’t get why everyone hates him. He’s better than Chris Berman or Joe Morgan
by ScratchHorn on Jul 13, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although
that interview was pointless and took away from A Gonzalez
by ScratchHorn on Jul 13, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flavored coverd doo doo taste better
than poo poo flavored doo doo. Not saying much.
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by AirJordan on Jul 13, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you sampled both?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he wasn't Jack Buck's son
would he have a job?
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That can be said about a lot of people in every profession
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
at least not that many professions that require talent
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But at least having the job they do, it can be true in a lot of cases...
I’m sure Joe Buck could easily commentate for some lowly minor league team if he really wanted to, just like a crappy accountant could work for some small company or something rather than a Fortune 500 or wherever.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arn't the stories supposed to be related to the players?
I have an idea what Joe Buck is talking about, but I’m absolutely certain I couldn’t care less.
Snubbing a-gon completely.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I could really care less with the "St Louis fans are the absolutely best fans ever, like oh my god"
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what exactly makes them the best fans
it never made sense to me.
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T QUESTION IT! ACCEPT IT AS FACT!
THEY CHEER THEIR FUCKING PLAYERS! CAN YOU BELIEVE THEIR AUDACITY?!?!?!?!?!
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit
all this time, I’ve been doing the Charleston to show my support for my team. Do you mean that we’re supposed to cheer? Good heavens!
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've done it all wrong...
St. Louis laughs at your ineptitude.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought they'd cheer for me
cause they apparently cheer for everyone.
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No no, just all Cardinals not named Isringhausen
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
St Louis is the opposite of DFW
In St Louis, baseball is king and football is a sport to watch after the baseball season is over. In DFW, it’s all about the Jerry Jones circus and baseball is the filler.
by twinkilling on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it has alot more to do with
the giant cardinal fan base. They were talking about it a bit, but until the Giants relocated to San Fran, the Cardinals were the southern and western most franchise, Their radio network and radio team of Harry Caray and Jack Buck was broadcast over a giant area of the country.
by stltxfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's unfortunate that Aikman is paired with Buck for the Fox broadcasts....
I tend to enjoy Aikman’s views on the game, despite his desire to appear like he never played for the Cowboys. But I cannot stand Joe Buck and his…..douchey-ness drivel.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I actually don't mind Buck when hes announcing a game
But being interviewed during the HR Derby? Uh, no thanks.
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I will admit that I liked his call of the Romo 46 yard scramble against the Rams two years ago.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This pitcher is working the outside of that plate
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Kinsler would have been the last participant if he had been in the game.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear God,
Thank you that didn’t happen.
by ScratchHorn on Jul 13, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Brandon Inge
can hit the ball 1500 feet in Detroit, bench 4000 lbs, do a reverse 360 FT line dunk, along with many other super feats that TAG and Josh raved on about for an hour back in Detroit in April…..but….he can’t hit one HR in the derby?
LOL Gotta love it. Fuck you Mr. Inge.
by behindthebag on Jul 13, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
little known fact
brandon inge can’t hit.
except this year for some reason.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sharing Jesus with people.
Funny Josh, I don’t really remember that part well.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You forgot
where Jesus blessed Josh’s bat after the 8th out? What were you watching?
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton 3:16 - 17
And after the 15th HR, Sir Milton of Board Game did come and have his photo op. And it was good.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
After he was done hitting
He had a nice speech about his faith.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I remember him saying it
I just don’t think that’s what I took away most from that night.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah yeah.
Good point.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone seen Mr. Michael Young?
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope but I havn't been on high alert for him heh.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's out taking fielding lessons from those kids in CF
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha nice
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Erin pops a grape
lord she’s just……just……so…….
by stltxfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so
given that Andrews and Jeter used to date, how awkward do you think that interview was?
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe so
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by FirebatM3 on Jul 13, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that is true...
Erin Andrews just moved down a slight bit in my book.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah....
I’d have to lower my standards a bit.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shes a fan of the jump throw i guess
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by rentz on Jul 13, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Atta Boy Jeets!
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by AirJordan on Jul 13, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Pena every going to swing?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh, Ball Track fail
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So is SportsNation trying to follow The Fan business model?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know. That lady is nice to look at, but the Collin douchebag makes Skip Bayless look insightful and pleasant.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
idk
if i see skip bayless i just turn off the tv. why on earth do they keep skip on the first and ten. my little sister would have better insight then he has.
by Schultzy on Jul 13, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, I've agreed with Skip on more issues than most on ESPN.
He’s just a douchebag, so many don’t want to agree with him about stuff. His arrogance is really something.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that little kid making a fingering motion?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Howard whiffed….
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Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Jul 13, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So that's why it's on delay...
Howard must have just laid out a streak of f bombs.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, people
Over 250 posts, and no one’s posted this yet?

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by RCCook on Jul 13, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooh
Yeah, that is some fail on our part.
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by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To complete Berman's fake headline when Howard nearly killed the NL team
Four new injury replacement players and all came from the Phillies.
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I thnk right aobut now they've passed hammy's 1st round total HR distance.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Howard's hit for a better average this year?
.257 is the 2nd worst of his career and only 6 points better than last years low.
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Impromptu OT Question: Strip Club Coupon
I was listening to Dan Patrick today on a Wisconsin radio station on my iPhone and they had a commercial with what sounded like the tackiest coupon I’ve heard of.
It was for a strip club in Wisconsin. They were offering a coupon that you could print off a website for $5 off a lap dance. My question is, would you use it, how would you use it, and how bad would you feel using it?
Would you just place the coupon in the girl’s g-string along with the money, or does she make change? Personally, I’d feel extremely tacky even considering using the coupon for some reason, when in reality, what’s really the difference between that and using a coupon at say SportsClips?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
any strip club that has those coupons
is probably one you wouldnt want to go to anyway.
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by rentz on Jul 13, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's partially what I was thinking as well...
seems you’re doing pretty bad if you need to offer coupons. They were also apparently doing a nude car wash.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol the glow ball got lost... in some random black box in the sky?
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It really doesn't add anything...
Half the time the glow trail isn’t even within 10 feet of the ball.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its worse than the glowing hockey puck
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by rentz on Jul 13, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the ball carrying to
LF better than RF?
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by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't really seem to be carrying either way...
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Nellie is in, pretty much?
Just Pujols and Mauer left.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitively, yes.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he really wants to hit one out
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i believe so
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mauer Power WOO!
Anyone got a quick guess? I say 8
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope more than Howard.
So damn overrated.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn, started well but now 8 outs out of 9 swings.
oh well
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well at least he got 5
::cough::Inge::cough::
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Roy Halladay.
Seems so damn cool, and he’s a beastly pitcher.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do they not allow kids to run onto the CF hill I guess?
That’s one of the best parts of RBiA
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Glow trail was really off there...
trail came down probably 20+ feet beyond the wall, but was on the warning track.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN!
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols is no Roy Hobbs...
Really Berman, that ball was belted? That barely went over the wall?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how do they
maintain excitement for every single home run?
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Potential of castration if they don't
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1st home run of the night...
oh my fucking god!!! have you ever seen such a sight? that ball is outta here! incredible!!
58th home run of the night…
oh my fucking god!!! have you ever seen such a sight? that ball is outta here! incredible!!
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really don't like that the players are wearing the AL and NL caps too...
makes it hard finding players on the sidelines, should wear team caps like in the game tomorrow.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fail alert
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely wasn't going to clear. Oh well he sitll won't advance.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looked like the fan reached over the wall...
Hamilton had one not given to him last year because a fan did that.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nellie on the front page
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by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can Pujols hit a ball beyond the 2nd row of the seats?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Berman
getting a little carried away. That cleared by 10 feet
by ScratchHorn on Jul 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The camera work sucks
Zooming in on the ball so I lose track of where it is. They make it sound/look like its 500 feet and its in the 2nd row.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no kidding
but off the bat they sound like theyd go farther too
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by rentz on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
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by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol, yeah what you said.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like how for Pujols, they zoom in towards the ball and we have to rely on Chris Berman to use his 500 foot voice for a 395 foot shot.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah he will advance then since he has the most HRs.
Didn’t realize a 4th hadn’t hit more.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I will call MLB shenanighans if Pujols advances on a tie breaker at 5 homers
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't very impressive...
Nelly is better than Pujols.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nelly has been the most impressive by far
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by rentz on Jul 13, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols needs to have Brad Lidge pitching to him
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by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I guess they changed the tie rule.
Lame bat off to make this thing longer.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So that fan in center is the anti-Steve Bartman
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by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm they're doing a 5 swing off rather than using tie breakers...
Pujols shouldn’t be in this one though. That ball wasn’t over the fence.
SHENANIGANS SHENANIGANS!
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BS
That was fan interference on that one. Where is that ump that took back the Hammy HR last year?
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by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Locked in a cage in Selig's office.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how this is scheduled to end at 9.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1030 is more like it...
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There needs to be a 1 HR rule for the tiebreaker.
Longest HR advances.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like that idea.
Much faster.
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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
a home run is a homer, 405 feet is just as good as 470. or soemthing
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
disagree
it’s a home run derby i don’t want to see puny home runs.
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha!!
inge was in the derby
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how'd that go
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME! He hit this one ball, it had to have gone 300 feet!
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he had one that far.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come now, remember we're looking into the past...
everything gets exaggerated in the past, just like Hamilton hit one 650 feet last year.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He so did.
Didn’t you see it? It was awesome.
And it cured some kid’s cancer, too.
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by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah 5 swings regardless of a HR or not, ok thats quick at lesat.
Aside from this terrible pitcher combining with pena to result in taking 10 pitches
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's painting the outside corner every time
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yosh
That’s Nelly saying Josh. That is awesome.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do they get 5 outs?
You should get 3 or 5 swings and that’s it, if you get 3 homers, good for you, if you get 3 outs, you suck.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They said 5 swings., i think its over now.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah...I heard Berman one time during the swings say that Pena got 5 outs...
I was out of the room during the rule breakdown.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nellie should be rested at this point
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2009 Line Drive Derby live from St. Louis.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
I laughed.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap I just agreed with Joe Morgan
There isn’t a cause and effect between the HR derby and 2nd half production.
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by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This swing off is really anti-climatic...
actually everyone after Cruz and Fielder has been really anti-climatic
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I so want pena to get in with the 1 hr
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I so hope both Mauer and Pujols tie with 0 homers
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't expect Hamerrifics every year.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Hamilton raise expectations to an unattainable level last year?
I think so.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how far have the ratings dropped off after the first hour?
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
People are still watching?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side.
Cruz has a decided advantage to get in the final with 5 and 7 HRs on 2 of the guys.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
4 and 6 i mean
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did they just say there'd be another Swing off of 3 swings if there's still a tie?
Good god
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thinks Pujols is saving himself>?
He doesn’t look like he is trying at all….
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He one one out from being eliminated
No way. He could save himself at 10 or 15 not 4 heh.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant as in he knows he can hit 4 without trying
and then in the semis or finals he will start bombing them.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1st and 2nd rounds are combined.
Its not like they are wasted unless you do what hammy did and go waaaaay over. I just think the HR Derby is a little random and he happened to not do too well.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The Unknown" Nelson Cruz, because he doesn't play on the East Coast and his daddy isn't a famous big leaguer
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone beat me to every comment
Fat dumb shit.
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by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey now, I'm not fat
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
one of my friends just texted me complaining about the same thing.
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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, honestly.. he is unknown.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
How many of the people in that stadium had heard of Cruz before he came to the plate? Maybe 5k of the 50 there?
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take the under...
then again, St. Louis is filled with baseball gods as fans.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actual pic of Jesus giving pointers to a young kid in St. Louis...

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Espn only covers the sports teams on the coast.
by Schultzy on Jul 13, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone picked Cruz to win it
I think maybe Winfield
by ScratchHorn on Jul 13, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did they say in what order they will go? I'm hoping Cruz is after Pujols and whoever had 7
So he knows when he can stop trying.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Players hit in reverse order of homers
Not sure who bats last, Cruz or Fielder.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, thats good. Its likely between he and fielder anyway, just need the exact number of the other 2.
Looks like pujols will be eliminated before anyone else bats anyway.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These pitchers are terrible...
they can’t hit a spot for anything. Up, down, inside, outside…
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Weak.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, a 403 ft shot to LF is "magical"
Come on Berman, get off Albert’s balls
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Albert was supposed to win this!
ESPN has to make something happen.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's dumb that kids can't chase balls onto the hill
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh oh
no pressure…
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hate joe morgan
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry Pujols, Fielder/Cruz arn't going 0 for.
Cya.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Nelly gets 1,
I want him to bunt for the remaining outs.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh that would be more entertaining
but he can just walk away like hammy did with 4 or 5 outs last year.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and get booed like crazy
and be known as, “the guy that said ‘fuck you’ to the fans and walked through it”. mlb would change the rules.
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it would be funny.
Big FU to Selig.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at the greatest fans in the world.
Leaving after Pujols is done.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm Howard might make Cruz do some work
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Some random fan holding a sign that says
“Hit it here, free pet food”
What?
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems odd to me that this number of swings is really this tiring to a premium mlb athlete
Hamilton’s 38 in one round is one thing, 30 or so between 2 rounds with a decent break for howard?
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
New Busch is pretty awesome.
I so wish the ballpark was open in centerfield….
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Howard
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fielder should be made to take his shirts off next time up...that would be entertainment...
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Theres face!
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to see a kid rob someone of a homer...
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FACE sighting!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Ryan Howard
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Random Question
What do they do about the flags on top of the scoreboard when they win another championship? Those poles look pretty permanent to me….
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Compared to last year, this is so weak
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely
The best fans in the world have about zero atmosphere going.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
last year I was in a suite watching the HR derby.
by Coolbean04 on Jul 13, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this camera angle
really gives us a great view of the pitchers
by tangiers on Jul 13, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ryan howard in pretty good shape..
Come on, Fielder and Cruz getting 4+ each seems pretty likely to me.
He gave himself a chance at least.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz is in this?
I totally forgot he was competing, it’s been what, 2 hours?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whats it been, 3 days since it was announced 0.o
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Hang Ups thing doesn't look very safe
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god espn freakin shame on that camerawork
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was AWFUL
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to not even show that home run ESPN...
F U and your east coast bias
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not really east coast bias
gotta add the cubbies to the bias
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on cruzzzz
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on nelly get it going...
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
get about 5 more
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not looking good....
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And on that one we didn't see the swing. Jesus.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
backbackbackback
you suck berman
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Yosh"
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there another round after this?
The Rangers have rolled up the welcome mat and bludgeoned the Angels with it. - Josh Lewin
by uthornfan on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There we go! 2 more to advance
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was Nellie in the AAA HR derby last year?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crap, Nelly!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. 2nd deck, and Berman can't even do his stupid back back back thing.
Fuck that asshole.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Double down the line
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously the dead crowd and ESPNs TERRIBLE presentation
Really annoying.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no kidding
for this being a baseball town, they suck.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 more
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If I'm Nelly
I get to 16 and stop.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Face with some love....
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo lets talk to the man about to be eliminated during the 2nd round.
I so desperately need to see howards face.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And there it is!
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gosh joe morgan
[michael young] is a veteran player. that’s what makes him a star in this league.
apparently eddie guardado is a star too
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GOT IT
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent choice!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we know who the pitcher is?
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Gary Pettis to me
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that's him
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by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
that guy is too big.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody tell him he's done...
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha ha ranger representing
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, forget the charity!
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't Cruz bring Eddie Guardado to throw BP to him?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good question
He throws BP to everyone else.
by macromorgan on Jul 13, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd just like to thank Torii and Vlad for being old and helping to make this day for Nellie happen.
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll follow that
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who was the last alternate to win a HR derby?
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't they had a couple players that weren't on the all star teams...
compete in the derby before?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
I thought they had to be on the teams to compete?
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB makes up the rules as they go
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please no swing off again...
then again, that might wear down Howard or Fielder and would give Nellie some chance to rest a bit.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's got the better arm, Josh or Nellie? Who's faster?
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nelson has a better arm, Josh is faster
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Phillips telling Morgan and Berman that they suck
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Swing away, Fielder.
Wear yourself out.
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow Prince crushed that
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by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
first 500 footer
that was a bomb.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup
I was like, “why is he still hitting” and then I’m like, “no, no, you go right ahead and keep swinging”
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"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Prince and Nellie tie, they should decide it with an 80 yard dash.
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Foul pole to foul pole.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fielder would fall over dead before center field
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how they cut all audio for an "Ah Shit"
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fielder CRUSHED those balls.
Maybe he’s tired
by ScratchHorn on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i like how cruz is taking it so seriously. i think he hates losing.
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really though, it barely looks like he's trying...
Looks extremely relaxed sitting down.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looked like a serious face to me.
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere, Cruz's daddy is jumping up and down
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aw
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!!
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There it is
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's that gif?
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wonder if davis
did the derby, how many swing and misses he’d have
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do those count as outs?
Or is it only on hit balls? We might get to find out.
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think every swing
is either hr or out
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I've been AFK...
just wanted to say… this is taking way, WAY too long.
Seriously, if Nelson wasn’t in this I would have stopped watching a while ago.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure I would have even started watching it
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most def
These Derbys are taking forever the last few years.
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They scheduled it for two hours
The softball game was supposed to be coming on at 9 p.m.
Of course these are the same people that always schedule college football games for 3 hours which leads to missing the first quarter of the second game. Every freaking Saturday.
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by uthornfan on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've said it 5 times, but once more..
ESPN’s production and the St. Louis crowd have really drained this thing of all energy.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
am I the only person that feels the Cardinals franchise is..
and always has been really boring?
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Curtis G. is an amazing person...has quite a resume'
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That inspired me
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite derby (outside of Hambone tearing down Yankee Stadium)
was Gonzo winning it at Camden Yards, the year Griffey hit the warehouse.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kiss of Death
Joe Morgan just picked Nellie Cruz.
by macromorgan on Jul 13, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Cruz, no slow start please.
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Bomb!
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
camera. work. sucks.
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by RachelB on Jul 13, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Yes, it does.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really wish they'd quit focusing on the ball in the sky and at least keep the stadium walls in view
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nelly is smoking some balls.
Two years in a row the Rangers have been well rep’d.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're always well represented in the All-Star festivites..
be it the Derby or the game itself.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP ZOOMING IN.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Props to the STL PA for playing some Nelly during Nelly's AB
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by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Cruz got to the final round?
Kewl.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, looks like it
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don't throw him anything
down and away
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My State Farm rates just went up
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by TedFord on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This made me laugh
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by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x

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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
never again
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The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha....you know you laughed.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's getting hot in herrrre
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by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Cruz had smacked Berman with that ball and not that old guy
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
i'll rec that
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The tournaments begun.
by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol cruz doesn't even know how many outs you get.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Still, 5 HR with 7 outs is pretty good for the final
If he can get to 7 or 8 He should be ok..
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Nellie
take your time
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Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
COME ONNNNN one more at least
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz needs a couple more
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, come on don't stop now
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to get a stealth ninja into an all-star uniform,
to pitch to Fielder, throw some bendy.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh
not happening
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz trying to smear the kids
with line drives here at the end.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ah man
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Nelly, just a 2 more.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good job Nellie
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by RangerMad on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great showing by Nellie
good job
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by blalock84 on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
5 might cut it........
depends on whether Prince Fielder wore himself out there at the end of last round.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Cruz probably needed 1 or 2 more
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm away from the TV
how’s Nellie’s final going?
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
only got 5
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 and done.
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just ended
He got 5 in the final.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any bombs of note?
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by Maximilian on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really.
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fielder hit one 503.
Sick.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well eh i think he lost but oh well
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now for the best part of any home run derby
wishing failure on others
by tangiers on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh 5 of hte 8 got 5 or fewer in the first round.
It could be enough to win or tie. I say 50/50.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was Juan our last derby champ?
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by TxStCa on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
si.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still, good show from the 7th favorite (8/1 odds higher than all but Inge)
Maybe Prince will choke.
By the way, the final round always seems to leave a lot to be desired.
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by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't hammy hit like 3?
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why they break it up into three rounds, myself
By the time the final rolls around, the guys are usually crapped out.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, I think they really should only do 2 rounds...
Players are usually tired by the 3rd round
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wanna watch
inglorious basterds
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As do I.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
about a month
and a week away
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
by gossamer on Jul 13, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who'd you rather have right now...
Prince or Nellie?
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Although the comical releif provided by Prince Fielder when “running” has to be an intangible.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, should have specified....
meant who’d you rather have going into Fielder’s final derby ABs
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 down 9 to go,
Fail fielder, fail.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or 1 down 5 to go to win. Hmm.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, theres one
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by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Two...
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
prince has it
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz had 2 HRs with 1 out too heh
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
prince has it
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by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am becoming sad...
as often happens when watching professional baseball.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that 28 FT on that one into the dirt
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to go to the bullpen
This guy is giving up the long ball…
by macromorgan on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its over
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
Awesome job, though Nellie!
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by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Keeps cursing.
Awesome.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now for my favorite game...
WHAT DID THE BATTER JUST SAY THERE
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going with f-bomb
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by drizzle on Jul 13, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another Rangers choke;)
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by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet Jesus.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We love you anyway Nellie!
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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
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by lisa w on Jul 13, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's ovah.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's ovah.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now for 6 straight that don't leave the infield
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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the Brewers
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by Kinslerhomer on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh well. Still a good showing. Noone really cares who wins the HR Derby anyway
Only matters if you do something great like hammy did, which noone did this year. I just wanted Cruz in the media spotlight for a day.
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by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTG Nellie
He’s going deep tomorrow night.
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