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my reality TV date at RBIA

While the rest of you were undoubtedly working extremely hard at your jobs yesterday (Wednesday), I was on what turned out to be a pretty amazing date at the Ballpark.  When I was selected to be on a new series that premiers later this month I had one request - let me plan the date.

My immediate thought was to somehow plan a date that involved the Rangers in whatever way possible, knowing that this had tremendous potential to be a really cool experience for the lucky girl (and certainly for me, too).  My first email was to my longtime friend and marketing executive for the Rnagers, Chip K.  Chip immediately put a plan in motion and brought Dale P. (EVP Marketing) into the loop.  Dale and Chip guided us through the red tape with MLB, and in no time we had traction.

My date and I walked around the park, sat in my seats adjacent to the dugout, went in the dugout, played catch, had a picnic in the outfield, and a couple of other really cool/memorable activities (that unfortunately did not include any of the bases beyond first - LOL).

The date went off without a hitch yesterday except for one horrendous problem - I developed "Steve Blass Disease" (at the worst possible moment).  Channeling my inner Mark Wohlers, I sprayed the field with errant throws while the poor girl tried her best to catch them.  At least I didn't go Chuck Knoblauch and hit Keith Olbermann's mom in the face.  That *might* have been worse.

I can't explain my inability to make anything that even remotely resembled a good throw, but it was pretty damn embarassing.

Anyway...  the date airs late August, and I will update you guys with more details later.

Stay Hard...

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Name of the show?

did I miss that?

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by PM Productions on Jul 16, 2009 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HA

CHIP ‘N’ DALE is this a joke???

Nobody punished like Earl and No one was nastier than Ryan

by Garcia34 on Jul 16, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was my thought also

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 16, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Possibly

Although the guys he listed do exist.

Front Office

Now whether he actually knows either of them remains to be seen.

Get off the bandwagon, put down the anvil.

by Escher on Jul 16, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should have let her hit you in the face

and then yelled FUNKY BUTTLOVING

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by PM Productions on Jul 16, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 16, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The most

 underrated part of that scene is that “tendons have fused with the humerous… hahhaha”

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by PM Productions on Jul 16, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

>

.

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by PM Productions on Jul 16, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, this is coming out on community access TV, right??

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 16, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you go with shirt-on or shirt-off?

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Jul 16, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

http://www.holidatecasting.com/

dallas episode is 105 which should air fifth week ~ august 27th

by sam in so cal on Jul 16, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think what cracks me up most about that atrocious website is

the fact that they don’t even have an abc e-mail address.

by jwiscarson on Jul 16, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's the problem...

the official website has the most terribly annoying videos (commercials) that you can’t seem to MUTE until the pre-video commercial airs.

this is the only “quiet” link i found.

anyway… GregoryM lists the website below – click at your own risk

by sam in so cal on Jul 20, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. On. A. Stick. In. The. Rain.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

by thedirkatron on Jul 16, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

great fan post

i dont know why you are so pissed????!@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!S>?

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 16, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chip K

Chip K is my ticket guy he is awesome employee of the Rangers

I like you, I like baseball!

by RangerMack on Jul 17, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

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