Can someone tell me why Jean-Jacques Taylor is still on the DMN payroll?
by miles on Jul 16, 2009 4:04 PM CDT
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Who the fuck does this guy thing he is? What does he do for that newspaper?
Heres a quote from some article he had about "glue guys"
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"Here's my vote for the local glue guys:
Cowboys: Bradie James
Rangers: Marlon Byrd
Stars: Stephan Robidas
Mavs: Jason Kidd"
Before anything, nice length for your explanation for why you picked these guys... You know, its good you didn't just throw out names and not backing up what you said... Its not basic journalism or anything....
First of all, the fuck is he talking about glue guys for?
Second of all, Marlon Byrd being the Rangers glue guy? Um no?
Jason Kidd is the Mavericks glue guy? Does that mean every NBA point guard is their respective teams "glue guy"?
I am just so fucking thankful for everything he contributes to...
Today on the DMN blog?
"The addition of Shawn Marion is good. The loss of Marcin Gortat and Brandon Bass is bad.
The Mavs have improved, but not enough to make a difference in the Western Conference."
Thanks chief, the shit you bring to the table is so good it just makes me want more and more... OMG, please give me more.
NO, fuck that, what is this shit that he throws out there? I could contribute more with my fucking head up someones twat than he does.
He throws out the obvious, and then just screws it all up somehow.
No wonder the newspapers are in such deep shit, they have these guys that work for them.
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Rangers' glue guy?
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
by TheJeezus on Jul 16, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Straight To The Factory
Straight to the factory with him!
by Mister Naxal on Jul 16, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny on many levels
rec
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 16, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOL
(neigh out loud)
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jul 16, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhhhhhhh deeeeeeeear.
Rec.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 16, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It means
you want to huff glue when watching them.
As far as JJT goes, the sad truth is there isn’t a single competent columnist for what used to be one of the better sports sections in the country (20+ years ago).
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jul 16, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
miles, quick question...
What’s happening with your Indians? Would you consider Kerry Wood the biggest disappointment for the Tribe?
Also, what are your thoughts on the owner, Rachel Phelps?
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha,
Where would you get the impression I even care about the Indians? The only thing I liked about the Indians was Mark Derosa and he’s gone…
by miles on Jul 16, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We see the tribe shirt you wear
because you are too PWhipped to wear a Rangers shirt.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jul 16, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh don't
worry, I won’t be wearing that in Texas. And when my gf visits me, shes wearing a fucking Rangers shirt or fucking else.
by miles on Jul 16, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because his name is Jean-Jacques.
lol
by behindthebag on Jul 16, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And btw...
Lets start a Lonestarball night at the ballpark soon, someone throw out some dates…
by miles on Jul 16, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
November 1
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jul 16, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sad thing is...
…I’m guessing you spent all day working on this.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 16, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Actually
it took like 2 minutes, I didn’t even proof read it.
Accounting is my life right now.
by miles on Jul 16, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
first sentence
should be think instead of thing
by Texican8 on Jul 16, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can someone tell me why Jean-Jacques Taylor is still on the DMN payroll?
Because you love Em so much?
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by Rodney on Jul 16, 2009 4:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
There’s some delectable irony in saying Frog-Taylor sucks because he points out the obvious.
I did get a chuckle out of his half-assed impersonation of Jason whitlock the other day about Marty B & the Black Olympics imbroglio.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Jul 16, 2009 5:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Ironic that miles would be
critiquing anyone’s writing.
by jcAustin on Jul 17, 2009 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, fwiw...
Marlon Byrd has been pretty widely credited with being a leader and positive clubhouse influence. So him being named as a “glue guy” makes sense.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 16, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess he is the one that picks what rap song they listen to that night
but, if I was going to pick a glue guy on the Rangers I think I would have to say it was MY, I mean, as much as he gets dogged on here, it sounds like he is as respected as any other guy in this league with the reaction he gets from his fellow players, Marlon seems like he is just the loudest and everyone just goes with it. And again this is all just BS guessing on all of our part Jason Grilli could be the glue guy for all we know
by blueballlefty on Jul 16, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would agree
fotf = GLUE!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 17, 2009 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I woke up in a Soho doorway...
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
by bking on Jul 17, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't you pointing out the obviousness of him sucking
Mean you’re just pointing out obvious stupid things too?
Would that mean I’m also continuing the train of obviousness?
by TEXrang on Jul 16, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
4 'effin recs
and we wonder why noobs pop on here with crap fanposts… seriously, just cause miles put it out, doesn’t mean it gets a rec.
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by ivysafety39 on Jul 16, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm the guy that joined LSB 8 days before you did.
i might have half the comments you do. but babbling on endlessly has never been my style.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jul 17, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
considering the posts that are currently recced up
this would be an improvement.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jul 16, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Miles
The strangest things rile that kid up.
"Was this really necsarry?" - cowpoke/hurler hurley
by trza on Jul 16, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Agree with him on Byrd
He is a glue guy for the Rangers. Probably more than anybody else, even MY.
by mjh on Jul 17, 2009 6:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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