Gameday thread for Options Expiration Friday
by benmor78 on Jul 17, 2009 5:55 PM CDT
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That's right people, July options expire tomorrow and the Rangers play tonight, so all is right in the world. Since Adam isn't here, should I take this opportunity to discuss the wonderful world of leveraging through options? Considering how Adam feels about active trading strategies, probably not...
Oh, yeah, go Rangers!
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Expiration Friday, and yet the lemmings are still running up the hill.
When do they hit the cliff edge? The candlesticks forecast three ominous patterns, I see a rough week coming.
How’s that VIX looking? Ha!
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Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I figure we'll test the lows again...
at the end of August. People are still optimistic about earnings season.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
At least there are a couple of legit sectors, like computer security.
But, I actually would like to hear more about leveraging on options. Not sure I get what your hinting at… stocks, oil, other commodities?
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
An option...
is a leveraged position. I’ve gotten a hardon for options lately.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
So, you mean stock options or options in the commodity fields or both?
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
I don't trade commodities...
I’m talking about equity options.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
2nd Place mother effen Texas Rangers
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
by RA Dickey on Jul 17, 2009 6:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
per EG
Rangers likely to call IF next week.
Washington indicated he’d like to rest 2B Ian Kinsler more in the second half and would like to have an extra infielder join the club within the next week.
Arias or German are the likely candidates.
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Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Isn't that a gig
that Omar can handle?
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
I am sure Wash is just itching
to sit both MY and Ian in the same game.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
From InsideCorner
Something odd about this pic?
This is completely fucked.
Just fucking completely wrong.
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by Rodney on Jul 17, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that kid needs to get his ass beat
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
by RA Dickey on Jul 17, 2009 6:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Marketing fail at its finest.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone totally cropped out a baseball and cropped in a Dr. Pepper bottle. So Sloppy.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
Yeah this has happened before
I’m really tired of seeing little kids in Angels uniforms on a Rangers website.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
line up
vs LHP Perkins
1. Ian Kinsler, 2B
2. Michael Young, 3B
3. Josh Hamilton, CF
4. Andruw Jones, DH
5. Hank Blalock, 1B
6. Marlon Byrd, LF
7. Nelson Cruz, RF
8. Taylor Teagarden, C
9. Elvis Andrus, SS
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Cruz wondering what he has to do to bat 4th or 5th these days.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Linkage, linkage, linkage!
Click me to watch the game online.
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I'll never get hit by a bus, I have that phobia where I don't leave home.
And I get paid when I miss work, even when I miss work.
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Do you get cash, which is just as good as money?
"andruw jones hits 3 HRS at LA of Anaheim last nite after hitting zero at LA of LA as Dodger in all of '08. thats nuts." SI_JonHeyman
Nellie Cruz on the pregame KRLD.
I luvs me some Nellie!
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Everyone's favorite future Ranger great that just won't be a Ranger but it's fun to dream about being a Ranger is pitching.
Trade for Ian Snell.
Showcasing for Halladay.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
I'm chsnneling
the “good” Padilla tonight
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Must be French or something...
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Anyone else having troubles with "z"?
When I type it, I get scrolled to the top of the page.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
"Z will simultaneously mark and tab forward,"
Dunno, sometimes LSB gets all fubar for me, I can’t post or reply, and it looks all goofy. I just jump over to another wifi point, reload, a walla, it’s fixed.
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"walla?"
come on, Rodney, really? It’s voila.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I say viola and spell walla.
Don’t like it?
Wanna fight?
/miles
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I think my final offer for Halladay...
would only include 1 of Smoak or Perez…take it or leave it
something like:
Smoak or Perez
Beavan
Font
Vallejo or Lemon
Of course we start lower than that and they start higher, but my guess is that it ends up there. I don’t think anyone will deal a prospect better than Smoak, but I just don’t see the Blue Jays agreeing to a trade that doesn’t invole 1 of Holland, Feliz, Smoak, or Perez….
Here is a though for you…….JD knows that this team needs to make an impact in these next 2 years for him to keep his job…..does that make perez more tradeable in his view?
by death of the cool on Jul 17, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions
Perez has little trade value
JD knows that this team needs to make an impact in these next 2 years for him to keep his job
Disagree 100%.
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so in your opinion....
If say this things gets off-track a bit this year, and we finish around .500 or just a few games above (well out of first place) and say next year we are just around .500 again…
JD keeps his job?
by death of the cool on Jul 17, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
better question would be
Does Wash keep his?
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Not enough, IMO.
I think they’ll want Smoak plus one of Holland or Feliz, plus others. The asking price will be an absolute hilarity.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Pujols might be the only player
worth 2 of the top 3 players in any organization. Teixeira didn’t even get that.
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Maybe,
but I still think that’s what Toronto will start off asking
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd love to know what some of the first offers are on these big trades that go down
The Teixeira convo probably went like this:
Schuerholz: what will Teixeira cost?
JD: we want Hanson, Heyward, Andrus, Saltalamacchia, and Feliz
Schuerholz: I’ll give you Peter Moylan, Scott Thorman, and Brandon Jones.
"andruw jones hits 3 HRS at LA of Anaheim last nite after hitting zero at LA of LA as Dodger in all of '08. thats nuts." SI_JonHeyman
"I don’t think anyone will deal a prospect better than Smoak"
Considering Baseball America named him the 4th best prospect in the game at midseason, yeah, that’d be kinda hard to do.
"andruw jones hits 3 HRS at LA of Anaheim last nite after hitting zero at LA of LA as Dodger in all of '08. thats nuts." SI_JonHeyman
My offer:
Take Feliz, Perez, Smoak and Holland off the table. TOR gets to choose 4(maybe 5) of all the rest of our farm, and include Harrison/Hunter and Salty/Tea in the choices pool. If they find a better deal, fine; if they can’t, call us. Either way, I’m fine keeping the young studs and playing the hand we have.
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
I might agree with you on that
I like Halladay, a lot, but I would be highly disappointed to see us trade any of those four for him or anyone else.
"andruw jones hits 3 HRS at LA of Anaheim last nite after hitting zero at LA of LA as Dodger in all of '08. thats nuts." SI_JonHeyman
Another thing
that Applebees deal on TV… The 3 for 20 deal. That’s BS. Went there for the first time the other night it was $27 +tip. Boo.
Trade for Ian Snell.
Well that's a first
I’m at Abuelos in Arlington and they of course had ESPN on showing softball. Somebody actually requested the Rangers game.
Rangers fever is starting boys.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 17, 2009 7:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Oh and it's all-day happy hour
I may pull an HH tonight and get hammered while watching the game.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 17, 2009 7:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That would've been epic.
I can’t believe he made it close. What a play.
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Hopefully Salty has spent the ASB
looking for his missing OBP.
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Demote that pitcher to low A.
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Then Smoak hit a sac fly with the bases loaded
Looked pretty close to the wall on gameday – near slam?
It just got a little colder in hell
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Ian Kinsler....
STOP FUCKING TRYING TO HIT HOMERUNS!!!! BE A LEADOFF HITTER!!!!
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
LIKE THAT!!!!!
Nice, easy swing.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
he heard you
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Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Perkins reminds me of Harrison
now if Harry could just pitch as good as Perkins…
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Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Micheal Jackson has died.
/Deep Dish
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Face channeling his inner Eckstein.
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Go Hammy!
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What's the punchline of this joke?
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Cut him.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
H-BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woooo!
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 17, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
FUCKIN A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
w00t
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BOOM GOES THE HAMBONE!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I was worried after Hammy swung and missed
at the first two inside fastballs. I am no longer concerned.
Good lord,
Great play at 3rd, but, wow. Andrew didn’t even make it close.
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It would be nice if Josh could double
his RBI total be the end of the month.
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Yep....
It’s either:
1) Fat ass stroll down to first; OR
2) Home run trot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn
This is the Bizzaro Rangers. Ian making contact, Hank going oppo, Mike Young not making contact, Hambone rocking lefty
it's opposite day
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too much Spongebob
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Hit this guy hard.
Like it.
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Just sent this to my buddy in Iraq, and had to share
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELUT_Q7M45M
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Wowzers.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Another leadoff guy on
great. Now Padz can take 3 minutes between pitches the whole inning
That's why they call them business sox
Yay, we're leading!
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Padz forcing ground balls
Good to see. Impressive start by the Flotilla.
Your uncle molests collies.
Not even close to a ball
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a seriously bad call
It’s one thing to tighten up a strike zone early on. It’s another thing to call a pitch that is well within the zone that you’ve already established a ball. Piss poor.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 17, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
tracker rules all!
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yikes
that was one of the worst no-calls i’ve seen this year… man that was well within the zone
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I hate him so much
I’m really glad he sucks this year.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
He doesn't right now...
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all he needed to do was play the rangers
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Of course, god forbid hius .291 OBP should apply vs. Texas...
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
wow
this has gone poorly
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
?!
What the fuck is up with these umps? That’s two shitty calls and one would have kept it 2-0.
Your uncle molests collies.
What the fuck?!?
Fuck this umpiring crew.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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None of this should have happened.
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 17, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
Young missed the tag.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
no, the ump might have said so
but he didnt
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
good slide by Gomez
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Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
he got him!
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 17, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Padilla won't take this well.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Oww, my achin' balls!
/Campo
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What was wrong with the first pitch?!
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by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 17, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
2 innings in, and this might be the worst umped game since Tex in SF.
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To clarify
the chalk incident.
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You don't have to clarify, we all remember that
anal rapage.
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EG totally called Hamiton's shot
Not only did he call it, but he called the inning, number of men on, and number of outs in the inning.
Did he mention if we're going to the playoffs?
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by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
playoffs??
i want lottery numbers!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i'm at the game...
What’d the replay show?
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by RachelB on Jul 17, 2009 7:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
safe
but that was strike three
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 17, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
it was close enough that it doesnt piss me off too much
the crap strikezone however….
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Andrus has a little Jeter in him
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You should be banned for that.
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Bite your tongue
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
elvis demands an apology sir
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Easy now!
No need insulting the young man! J/K-I hope he becomes as good a hitter as Jeter.
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
and wins as many WS rings
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More 57 mph curveballs, plz.
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man, every ball in play the last couple of games has seemingly not gone our way
we hit it hard right at fools while the other team just rolls base hits in there
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
It's just like my last game on MLB 08
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
man, in the MLB the Show
the amount of groundball singles is kind of ridiculous
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Garbage
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Okay
I guess it really doesn’t matter too much if Padilla and Millwood want to destroy their hands, but we better not see any of our young pitchers barehanding grounders.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
I'd like for Padilla/Millwood to stay healthy
for this stretch run, so it matters.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sick of blaming teams for being lucky...damn
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by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
you knee-jerked so hard
it just broke my screen.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
fml
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Padilla having the lowest swing and miss % on the team + shitty ump + bad luck = dinkity dinkity dink.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Does Byrd catch that little dink
by Mauer?
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Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Don't think so.
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
No
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope a car runs over the home plate umps foot.....
Guess he has money on the Twinkies tonight….
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by Captain Fubar on Jul 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
That was funny.
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Fuck me.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
zing!!!
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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
how long till padilla starts plunking ?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
bad Padilla tonight
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Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Fuck __________________.
insert name
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the world
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by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm leaving...I may be bad luck tonight.
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Padilla can't stand to be squeezed. Probably the most predictable outcome I can think of.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Small market team=bullshit.
Owned by one of the richest men in America.
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Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yay, Padz?
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
sigh
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay guys, just for tonight, lets pretend it's 2008
When 3 run defacits where nothing.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
So we win 10-5?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, if it was 2008 again
Probably 10-8.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
????
Name the top 5 teams in runs/gm in the AL.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Yanks, Rangers, Twins, ???
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Angels & Tampa have to be in there too
I would think.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
NYY, LAA, Rays
are 1-3.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
1 of 3 correct
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I was totally guessing.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I'd look it up, but
Opera isn’t letting me sort the categories in BR today for some reason.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
He found his groove
as soon as he came back.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh...
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
fooooock!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we end The Andruw Experiment?
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
Him hitting cleanup needs to end
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
We can thank the 3 HR night
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What is he, 1 for 17 now since hitting the third homer?
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
I would rather not look, but I have feeling you're real close.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
0-19
2 BB, 1 K
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I'll wait for this series to end before ranting about him.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Well ron said Murphy won't play
until Monday so you will have plenty to rant about then
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Murph's finger is still bothering him?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Re-injured it flipping Wash off from the bench?
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Yeah, he stuck it in
the gum smacking chick…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yah.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Was that one a cow?
Yucky,
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Ok well then, would you eat her?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate Carlos Gomez
Annoying little fuck.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Not that time!
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Damn that was sweet!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Andruw Jones' middle name is Rudolf.
I did not know that.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Well if that is true
He should be a better leader than what he is.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Good point.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Sheeeeeeit
C’mon, get it fair Marlon!
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Ugh.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
but we are worthy!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell is he swinging at?
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
Mike looks like the evil one
Greg = Math teacher
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Somebody left the offense on over the ASB
Battery’s dead.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
What happened to the blog?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
The state of North Carolina is broke and my wife's teaching position is in jeopardy.
Not knowing what the future holds has made me hesitant to drop $20 routinely to watch the Crawdads. So, I have been enjoying watching the big league team for free, sitting on my couch.
I got the power!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
How much are rechargeables?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish Morneau had jached that 450ft
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Why?
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Weren't there some folks round here who didn't want to do Salty/Tea for Bard and Masterson?
I totally remember that going on some threads during last years trade d-line.
I’d blow anyone in here for those two guys in our pen.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
That was the recurring discussion of the offseason
Problem is, nobody expected our catchers to collectively suck this hard.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Lookin' back it's still a bit fuzzy.
Name that band.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Cheater!
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yay Tea!
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Heh
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
♪ Iiiii, have become comfortably numb ♫
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I agree with this completely.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
David Gilmour and Stevie Winwood are, in my opinion, the two greatest PURE musicians of our time.
I’m not talking early 90’s Stevie, I’m talking Traffic/Blind Faith Stevie…..dude was butter…
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Cream | Disraeli Gears
Under-rated.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Love Traffic, BTW.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Love that tune.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I'll be checking this out later once I leave work.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohhh, you had to go there?
True though.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
OBTW, the Hendrix version of Day Tripper
is much more fun than the original. Just listened tonight.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Meh
it’s trippier for sure, but the original is nicely sophisticated. Man, the Beatles had range.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Radio One may be my fav Hendrix album.
It’s just goofy/campy fun, before he became popular in the States. Non-producer versions of songs.
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
LOL
Just sent you a gift on Baseball Tycoon.
Sending money is fun!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
That ray of hope when Teagarden reached sure didn't last long.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Fuck our offense.
Going to be a long second half of the season.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Whoah!
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
WOOOOOO HAMILTON
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
There's still some holes in the lineup,
but it sure looks a lot better when Hamilton and Kins are hitting.
OK AJ
just a basehit plz
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Come on Rudolph
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
We have to lead the league in double steals
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Hamilton's lucky that took everyone by surprise.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Yay for Jones not making an out
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
just a base hit Hank
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Come ooooooon ump, that hasn't been a strike all night
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
ump is proving what an assclown he is
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Jul 17, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Well that sucked.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Sigh.
Got one, at least…
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
well
at least he did;t K.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Knox's interview earlier was extra creepy...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 17, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
I think that was the 'Duck and Tuck'.
lol!!!
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
GoET
Jedi Master.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
That brunette at the end is fucking smokin'
forget those first two broads, #3 was #1 IMO.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
yeah
Emily’s back
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
So, has anyone seen the Erin Andrews peephole video?
if not, you should do a search for it. Creepy how some dude got it, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.
I've seen it and it somewhat looks like her, but I'm relatively sure that's not how peepholes work, so I don't buy it overall.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Supposedly, here is a statement from EA's lawyers. Maybe it is her...
LOS ANGELES, July 17 /PRNewswire/ — With respect to recent Internet postings of Erin Andrews, she has authorized her attorney, Marshall B. Grossman of Bingham McCutchen LLP, to issue the following statement:
“While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent. She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin’s privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities.”
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Man, 11 hits for the Twins?
Geez.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
I wouldn't mind some not-so-great hits.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Those are the greatest
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 17, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
we need a Sonic Slam
by Andrus
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Cruz would be a much better hitter if he was banned from swinging at balls at his knees for a week.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
did he even throw Nellie a strike?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
This is why I will never, ever join a youth group.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Attaboy Nellie.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
get it started Elvis
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
inning fail
z
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
what a difference one pitch makes
If Padilla gets the call on Harris this is probably a different game
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Cruz, TT, Andrus
vs Nathan. :(
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Sux
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Feliz
! IP, 2 K, 17-11 pitches-strikes
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Do you PH Salty for Andrus?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I wouldn't
You need 2 and EA has shown good patience recently. He needs to get on and then let Kins homer to tie it.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 17, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we snatch victory from the jaws of defeat?
z
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
i keep posting in the wrong thread even though i have the 2nd one open
Why is this open anyway. Ben fail.
the preceding post was a great success.
well at least they didn't roll over in the 9th
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