A new game for LSBers!
by RCCook on Jul 2, 2009 7:35 PM CDT
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Game day threads becoming boring for you? Do the daily open threads give you tired head? Well, here's just what you need to keep Lone Star Ball interesting- it's a bingo game, featuring oft-used phrases from LSB's favorite curmudgeon! Just save and print, and you're ready to go the next time The Outlaw goes off on another rant!
Who will be the first to complete their card? Sorry, no prizes awarded, but it's fun to play, nonetheless!
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I think entertained is more like it
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jul 2, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But, but, but...
He likes you Dan.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I know
I almost didn’t do it, but I thought as long as Josey’s here, why not have a little fun with his posts?
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 2, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the attitude everyone takes with him
I don’t understand it for a second. Tball started off as saying “AW MAN JUST ENTERTAININ’ MAHSELF” and he’s become about as bad as GDawg, who has some sort of RSS feed to Josey’s posts alerting him he has to post some dumbfuck response back.
by LiamP on Jul 2, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Some respond just for the sport of it
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sort of fit into that category
…but am getting bored with it. He’s a combination of sharky and miles, only he can write a little. Now that I think about it, 40 rec’s on the “Bill James” topic pretty much says anything I could say, so I’ll probably get out of the game until he rubs me the wrong way again personally.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't so much mind
the quick shots at him, its the long, back and forth messages that cover pages that are a pain.
If the software had a way of filtering the chains, it wouldn’t be bad, but pages and pages of “No I’m not, Yes You are” get really old.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jul 3, 2009 5:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Black Francis
The category you fit into is that of a fly buzzing around the ass of a cow.
Your little tantrum yesterday concerning anxiety, the pussification of America and professional baseball….too manufactured and not enough genuine passion.
Try again.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jul 3, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least I'm not the ass of a cow.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's all you got?
You’ve talked a good game, you get on the stage, your moment comes, you summon every bit of intelligence your liberal mind will allow and then go deep, deep, deep to the well of creativity and we get -
“At least I’m not the ass of a cow.”
When called upon you did nothing but barf all over yourself in technicolor.
Bob Probert says what’s up?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jul 3, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you.
The implication was that if I’m the fly, you’re the ass of a cow, which is responsible for only two things: expelling gas and shit.
I didn’t really think I had to say much more than that.
You know, I bet in real life you’re much like the rest of us. An okay guy. Why do you insist on being such a prick on the internet? I say that knowing very well that I’ve had my own moments, but I am fairly confident that I haven’t created a persona that’s universally despised. I mean I don’t have people creating posts about me and never have. I’ll leave you to ponder that question, though: why be such a dick all the time?
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I'll leave you to ponder that question.,,'
LOL!!!
Do you think you’re some kind of authority figure who I respect and would seriously consider what you said and then take time to reflect?
LOL!!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jul 3, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ponder it, don't ponder it
I don’t really care.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was Josey I would have one big head right now.
Someone created a game based on him. That’s like wow.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it would have been better if it was an actual game
as it stands you just wasted a bunch of time making an elaborate joke that’s kind of meh
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Jul 2, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NOW THAT'S PRESENCE!
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Jul 2, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What you need to do...
Make several bingo boards, with some having statements that others don’t have, others having statements some don’t have, and statements in different positions on the boards. If everyone has the same bingo board, everyone wins at the same time.
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great game!
In every sense, and hey I get a square now
by bushe on Jul 2, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Free space
The program I used to create the board randomized the phrases, though it wouldn’t be hard to make a new one with Donuts as the free space.
I like Inkara1’s suggestion too- my original list had 28 phrases, so I’m sure I could come up with a few more…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 2, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This offering was
ok, much better than the load of shat that Chase Irwin foisted upon the world. Quite frankly, I was embarrassed for him.
A quibble -actually, it’s Feisty Hillmans (not Fighting Hillmans).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's right
I’d forgotten that.
And for those playing along at home, you can already fill in four squares just off the Friday morning thread alone!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me
of WalMart Bingo. I actually hate shopping at WalMart, but when I have to, I gotta say that at least in these here parts, you can almost fill the card.
by Melmart1 on Jul 2, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this after he conquered
“The Newberg” message board.
Honestly, though….if you people resent the man so much, why even respond? He does it for attention and to get a reaction. You guys give him both. He gets a sense of importance and relevance that I’m sure he doesn’t get in his every day life. I’m sure this thread is the exact reason he created the Josey Wales schtick.
“Oh look, a thread about me…..YAY!”
by Butters on Jul 4, 2009 2:41 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
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