Digging into this Ben Roethlisberger situation, my take...
by miles on Jul 21, 2009 10:37 PM CDT
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So as you all know, Roethlisberger has been accused of sexual assault by a casino conasuir. ESPN has chosen not to cover the story at all which is strange to say the least.
If this girl was hot at all which she isn't, I would believe ever second of it.. But the thing is, she looks like someone took a 2 by 4 and hit her head with it for like 7 days, and then threw bricks at her face for like 5 days.
The thing is, Ben Roethlisberger is a womanizer, allegedly. He doesn't care about them, as long as he gets a nut, allegedly.
Now I heard a story about him a few months back and a story about him hooking up with a girl. Take it or leave it, I am seriously not lying about this.
So the story goes that one night Ben hooked up with this girl. They did whatever and when they were finished Ben gets up reaches in his pocket and gives the girl a few coupons to Arby's and walks out.
That is a true story, and I would not make that up.
But anyway, is this sexual assault story true? ehhh I mean it would be more believable if she was an 8 instead of a 2...
But who knows, when Ben wants a nut he wants a nut...
What do Ya'll think? Is this women full of it?
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everyone is always trying to get a slice of someone elses pie,
Best part of this:
Now I heard a story about him a few months back and a story about him hooking up with a girl. Take it or leave it, I am seriously not lying about this.
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
by NYTXFAN on Jul 21, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where is
the picture of said girl? either the one accusing him of sexual assault or this alleged story girl?
and not that shocking espn hasnt picked it up, if they like u they’ll try to keep ur image squeaky clean and not taint u. theyve hid a few things that favre’s done last year too
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by studcrackers on Jul 21, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It is on TMZ
Typical miles shtick. She’s not gorgeous, but she’s not ugly. Looks like a regular woman.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 21, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and oddly enough
regular looking women get sexually assaulted.
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Jul 22, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
Yeah, she’s a normal looking woman, sure, but Ben Roethlisburger is one ugly dude, but he’s famous, so it’s hard to believe he would be after that chick, but weirder things have happened. See also: Eddie Murphy and the tranny, that british actor and the hooker, Kobe and that resort worker.
by FuturePants on Jul 22, 2009 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
last night at the Rangers game
we sat behind a 30 or 40 something white guy with a blue baseball jersey shirt with the number 40 on the back and the name MILES thought it was funny, thats all, carry on
by blueballlefty on Jul 21, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
innocent until proven guilty
that said, just because she’s ugly (the girl isn’t ugly btw) doesn’t mean a guy (nfl qb or not) didn’t do it.
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
by gossamer on Jul 21, 2009 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I
wouldn’t touch her with a 12 inch dick
by miles on Jul 21, 2009 11:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
i guess
you probably think jennifer love hewitt is fat too.
anyway, i just read what TMZ has and if that is all there is to it, she probably doesn’t have much of a case. her lawyer is probably just hoping that ben will settle and make this “go away”.
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
by gossamer on Jul 21, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing you don't have to worry about that.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jul 21, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen the Hyena face your hanging on in your photo?
Seriously.
I hope she has a banging body, cause that shit is fug beyond my wildest nightmares.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 22, 2009 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
getting personal huh? unless there is an inside joke here, comments like that are one reason I stopped reading this thing for like a year
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, first, it's Miles.
This is the guy who comes on here and claims to have exclusive knowledge of Josh Hamilton’s drug relapse and things of this nature.
Second, he just got done claiming this woman is obviously not the victim of a sexual crime because, and I’m quoting here, “if this girl was hot at all which she isn’t, I would believe ever second of it.. But the thing is, she looks like someone took a 2 by 4 and hit her head with it for like 7 days, and then threw bricks at her face for like 5 days.”
So, yah.
It’s hard for me to feel compassion for going after someone’s wolf faced girlfriend when it’s Miles and he comes on here spouting his borderline-illiterate fratboy shtick.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 22, 2009 2:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
miles
That Hamilton shit that Miles pulled last year was unforgettable. He’ll never have any cred here in my eyes.
There's more to the picture than meets the eye.
by tricer on Jul 22, 2009 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sad
thing is it was going around cincy that he was relapsing so…. Was I wrong? No
by miles on Jul 22, 2009 11:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
No, the sad thing
is you took rumors and tried to make them sound like facts.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jul 22, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, you were horribly wrong.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 22, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
You read on that ridiculous groupie website a blind item that sounded like it might be Hamilton, and turned that into a thing about how your secret sauces said Hamilton was relapsing and it was going all around Cincy.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 22, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
secret sauces
made me laugh a little….
Adam Lambert is indeed a rock god,so suck it.
by red shoe ranger on Jul 22, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE CINCY SOURCES KNOW ALL!
you know that DA Tron
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Jul 22, 2009 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
It’s easy to smell miles’ shtick a mile away, but you think he would’ve reconsidered this bit because of his profile picture. Sure it could just be some random girl, but I’m willing to bet he got a tugjob from her after they split a six pack of Mike’s.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Jul 22, 2009 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah thats
my gf, and what the fuck is a tugjob?
by miles on Jul 22, 2009 11:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
You shouldn't admit to dating that satan-face.
At least try to play it off.
There’s a set of rules to dating butter face bitches, and you need to learn ’em quick, brosephine.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 22, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can't believe you let the Indians shirt slide Tron.
WTF, Miles? You a Ranger fan or what?
Your 2009 Snow Monkey Ambassador
by Parman on Jul 23, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking she looks more like the Joker
LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
by DaheelzCM on Jul 22, 2009 6:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All Glory to The Hypnotoad
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Jul 21, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Take out that shALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
by chrisR on Jul 21, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great show
see its coming back?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Jul 22, 2009 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a completely different cast.
by brettgardner on Jul 22, 2009 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck me.
didnt notice that
from the beginning of “benders big score”:
Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence.
[the crew cheers]
Professor Farnsworth: And not just fired, but beaten up, too… and pretty badly.
[the crew cheers doubtfully]
Professor Farnsworth: In fact, most of them died from their injuries.
[the crew remains silent while Bender laughs evilly]
Professor Farnsworth: And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder.
Fry: Why?
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, it’s got a million and one uses.
[Takes some Torgo’s Powder and sprinkles it in his pants]
Professor Farnsworth: Aw, that soothes the fire.
Leela: [referring to both the numerous air conditioners and the admirers of Futurama] So what does this mean for us and our many fans?
Professor Farnsworth: It means we’re back on the air!
the crew is still silent]
Professor Farnsworth: Yes, flying on the air in our mighty spaceship!
[the crew cheers wildly] Bender: We’re back, baby!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Jul 22, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nay, they're just playing hardball with 'em.
From what I read they tried to bring back the original cast, but the cast figured they had theshow runners by the ball hairs and started demanding a ton of salary, so the show was like, “Fuck you, Jobu. If you no help us now, we do the show with new actors” and started very openly auditioning new voice actors mainly as a scare tactic to get the old actors to realize maybe they need to lower their demands or risk getting nothing.
My guess is the voice actors realize pretty quick they have like zero other options to make that sort of money and come to a reasonable compromise pretty quick.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 22, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy West
Is irreplaceable in anything.
I’m not a big Futurama fan, but you can’t lose him.
by brettgardner on Jul 22, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a huge Futurama fan, either.
Just saying that this is pretty much just a negotiating ploy.
Unless things just get ridiculously bad they’ll keep negotiating and probably bring back the voice actors.
These things happen all the time with voice actors. Shit, it happened with the Simpsons once or twice.
Link:
Just like the current scuttle on “Futurama,” in 1998 20th TV hired casting directors to recast the actors on “The Simpsons.” A deal was ultimately reached.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 22, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's okay.
I never actively seek it out, but if it happens to be on I’ll usually watch it and I’ll almost always find it enjoyable and funny.
Everyone has shows like that. Shows they tend to enjoy but for whatever reason don’t like enough to make any sort of connection with.
It’s kind of like That 70’s Show to me. I’m always entertained whenever I happen to catch an episode of that show, but I don’t care enough to actually go and try to watch it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 22, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those two shows
have the exact same effect with me. I like them a lot, but would probably never seek them out.
"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney
by Chase Irwin on Jul 22, 2009 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like either
I did watch Futurama when it first came out, but then it got really…boring after about 5 or 6 episodes. Occasionally I’ll sit through one when it’s on, but meh. It’s about the level of post-’99 Simpsons.
by brettgardner on Jul 22, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Futurama
I’ve always enjoyed it but you’re right I’ve been watching it a lot more since it comes on during my “too lazy to change the channel” Comedy Central viewing from 10-12pm.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Jul 22, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
a casino conasuir.
This takes bad spelling to a whole new level.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 21, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
concierge?
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
by gossamer on Jul 22, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how did French words become English in the first place?
I hate words like this that have joined true English words in the English dictionary. It’s not like there isn’t an English word for connaisseur anyways. We’re not talking about eclairs or chartreuse where there isn’t an English word for it.
Still, definitely horrible spelling.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Jul 22, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are
Betraying a shockingly low comprehension of etymology.
by brettgardner on Jul 22, 2009 5:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Yeah, this is why people need to take a history class or two.
williamos2- Basically, the Normans conquered England in 1066. The Normans were pretty much French vikings. Hence, the introduction of the French language into England.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 22, 2009 6:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
Don’t confuse him with your fancy book learnin’. We all know that french words came from that Jerard Depardoo fella. What with his pansy accent and goofy ass movies and such. You ever see that movie Bogus? That shit was weird as fuck.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
by TheJeezus on Jul 22, 2009 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask William the Conqueror
why he invade Britain in 1066, and you’ll have your answer.
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 22, 2009 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fwiw
I think connoisseur and concierge both come into the English language well after the Norman invasion.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 22, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The question was
how did French words become English words in the first place?
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 22, 2009 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beyond the spelling,
i have no idea what he is getting at semantically with that word choice.
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Jul 22, 2009 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly
That’s an improvement from last year. I guess Miles really is learning in college!
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Jul 22, 2009 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im not even
lying, thats the thing…
by miles on Jul 22, 2009 11:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
he's hooked on phonics
He also evidently thinks that word means something it doesn’t.
Somebody needs to punch his english teacher in the mouth.
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Jul 22, 2009 6:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
Even the best teachers can’t perform miracles.
by brettgardner on Jul 22, 2009 7:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true.
as an old coach friend of mine use to say:
putting a turd in bread don’t make it a BLT.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok what?
just read the TMZ story and it sounds like he was hitting on a hotel employee, did I miss something here? did he take her by the hair and drag her up to his room or something? $380 THOUSAND dollars in medical bills? what for I’m not trying to be insensitive here and hate the fact that most people will automatically villianize (is that a word? o well its a miles story) her, I think her hotel boss’s should face some serious disciplinary actions if in fact thats how they talked to her and thats how serious they took it, but I don’t get the medical bills, I had a stage 4 infection from a botched surgery that nearly took my leg and my medical bills didn’t even approach that, guess it pays more to be mentally scared than physically, again not trying to be insensitive
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 1:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who knows where that figure came from. maybe it’s intentionally inflated as a potential negotiating tactic. but i wouldnt discount the possibility that this girl has some serious harm done to her that has and will require significant medical attention, if she was indeed raped.
Read the Yahoo story. Her characterization of the incident is pretty sickening. If it’s true, I hope he has to pay her a big chunk of change as well as faces some sort of criminal sanction.
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Jul 22, 2009 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow thats a lot
different than the TMZ story, if thats true then Ben has A: the worst pick up lines in history (“my tv speakers are broken”) and B: hopefully a shit storm coming his way, I wonder how Goodell will react if its his little poster boy in all the trouble and not some inner city guy thats made it big. I still think the hotel employees aught to be pretty severely punished if her account of there reaction is also found to be true
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 1:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
scared vs scarred?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also some comments mentioned that she was dating a married man at the time and
claimed to be engaged to a fictitious soldier in Iraq then went to a shrink because the phony guy died? Source is not exactly irrefutable but I have dated some pretty psychotic women in my life, and I would not find the nutso background story on her so implausible.
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Jul 23, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like the Kobe Bryant rape case in Denver all over again.
I appreciate that miles double spaces his “thoughts.” It proves there is a method to his madness.
I am happy to introduce All Star Third Baseman, Chone Figgins.
by 44FAN on Jul 22, 2009 1:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just some trashed out cougar hoping that Ben will give her 5K to crawl back into the shadows
Who knows if they did or did not have some kind of relationship but her story has way too many holes in it to be anything more than a hail mary pass to collect some quick cash.
Be careful....to a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
by Bezekira on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why
Why do people rec Miles’ threads? He’s wearing an Indians T-shirt, for God’s sake, guys! Indians!!! Not only did he have about 30 fanposts about how much he hated Ohio (and now wears Indians gear), he can’t even wear clothes from a team in the NL? At least that would be tolerable! Get yourself some Brewers or Cubs shit; I’d at least be ok with that.
Miles has fallen victim to the girlfriend influence and he should be unrec’d, if that was even possible.
by FuturePants on Jul 22, 2009 9:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can board admins see the rec list for fanposts?
Who rec’ed this?
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Jul 22, 2009 10:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone can see who someone recs
Be careful....to a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
by Bezekira on Jul 22, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NYTXFAN was one
Longhorn was one
But that’s all I could find. You just have to click on a person’s name and you can see if they rec’d it.
Be careful....to a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
by Bezekira on Jul 22, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who cares,
every single one of those community projections bullshit get rec’d and those dominate the Rec list.
Shouldn’t only like one of those get Rec’d?
by miles on Jul 22, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did I say I cared?
He asked a question and I knew the answer. That’s pretty much the extent of it.
Be careful....to a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
by Bezekira on Jul 22, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amen
as long as those crappy community projections (where folks who have never seen the prospects play rank them) dominate the lists, there is nothing wrong with other crappy posts getting recced.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jul 23, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
does it matter? Find something more productive to worry about.
by miles on Jul 22, 2009 11:56 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/3/29/231451/041
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 22, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gross
by kumizi on Jul 22, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Exactly...
How can people say she isn’t bad?
Low standards much around here?
I say yes…
by miles on Jul 22, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speak for yourself.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on Jul 22, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You kidding me?
I dont mess around with below 9’s
by miles on Jul 22, 2009 5:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
There’s significant photographic evidence to the contrary.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 22, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunno why you're doing this.
I realize that I called some dude’s girlfriend a cunt—obviously to irritate him more than anything—but this seems unnecessary.
First, everybody’s tastes are different. Second, he’s just a harmless little dick.
by brettgardner on Jul 22, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps I'm being a bit harsh toward Miles cause he just made a fanpost where the crux of it is that the woman accusing Mr. Roethlisberger of sexual assault is obviously lying cause she's ugly and ugly girls incapable of being sexually assaulted.
And, yes, I find it genuinely ironic that he’d come on here and make light of a woman’s attractiveness in such a crude manner while sporting a profile pic of him hugging a girl I can only hope is a recovering burn victim and/or the result of some sort of hideously complex government experiment to combine the DNA of humans with that of the rare Mexican Butt-Face Beetle.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
by thedirkatron on Jul 22, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
How could she have resisted this?
kling klang king of the rim ram room
by chief of the fuzzers on Jul 23, 2009 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is unbelievable
What century are you in? Rape has nothing to do with looks or sex for that matter. Hell, grandmothers get raped. It is a crime of power and subjugation. I don’t know if Ben is guilty or not. He deserves the presumption of innocence, but the accuser deserves her day in court and if it’s a civil trial, there’s no fifth amendment, no beyond a reasonable doubt.
The facts will fall out and a jury will decide. But dude, what kind of troglodyte are you? The ignorance displayed in the post is astonishing.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
by Moondoggy on Jul 25, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x
there’s no fifth amendment
Wrong.
by brettgardner on Jul 25, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not in a civil case Jack. Juries can and do take into consideration whether the defendant testifies
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
by Moondoggy on Jul 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
That’s something different. A jury (or judge, if we’re talking about summary judgment) can make an adverse inference, but you can’t be found liable solely on the basis of your invocation of the Fifth Amendment.
And you most certainly do not lose the protection of it just because it’s a civil matter.
by brettgardner on Jul 25, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK OK OK I found this super secret Miles entry that never got posted. It was titled "I saw a bird and it reminded me of Chan Ho Park.
So as you all know I’m currently residing in Ohio, you know? You gotta know fuckers. So in Ohio we got a lot of birds. I don’t know if that is normal or not for other statez, but here we got big birds.
So, I was driving down the road when I saw this hot chick on the side of the road like not just a hot chick, we got really hot chicks. I don’t know if that’s different than other statez, but Ohio we got some real hot chicks.
So check this I totally couldn’t say anything because my girlfriend was sitting next to me, and she has this idea in her head that we’re supposed to only love each other blah blah blah. So I was like how can I give the girl my number without my girlfriend knowing.
And that’s when it happened this huge ass bird came walking down the street, and i quickly jotted down my number on a piece of paper along with a “you’re so hot, hot chick on the sidewalk. my name is milez” , and gave it to the bird. I said “pssst bird take this to that hot chick over there”
So the bird flies around for a minute and then goes over to the passenger side of the car, and gives the note to my girlfriend!!!!!! So she reads it and takes everything i own, to make a long story short i’m at best buy typing this right now with just my boxers on. The bird shitted me like Chan Ho Park shitted the Rangers.
Talk to you guys real soon.
Love milez
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 26, 2009 6:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad
you didn’t post this as a fan post, where we could have ripped you mercilessly for a 100-200 comments.
I’m sorry Iorange.
I’m really really sorry.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jul 26, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Still don't get it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 26, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was some guy who made multiple fanposts staying
“IM SOOOO SORRY IORANGE” over and over.
You didn’t see them?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 26, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
It was probably a disguised attribution.
by brettgardner on Jul 26, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no when was this?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 26, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A couple weeks ago
The moderators removed the posts.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
by DJCahill on Jul 26, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must have not been up that long
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 26, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And also if you found it stupid and un-funny
That was the whole point since it was milez who posted it.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 26, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rousing success man.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 26, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 26, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're welcome
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 26, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miles
1. got his ass kicked weekly in H.S.
2. found the first girl who would sleep with him and won’t give her up for anything or is gay and is using the pictured girl as a front meaning he doesn’t really care what she looks like
3. probably goes to the weightroom, walks around and talks to dudes for 2 hours, and than tells everyone he worked out for 2 hours
4. doesn’t even watch baseball. He watches shit like Flip this House and other inane pointless bullshit the rotweiler makes him watch
5. loves to shop
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 26, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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