Pitching Against the Rangers Tonight
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 22, 2009 12:00 PM CDT
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if thats all it took
the rangers would have pulled the trigger a long time ago
Does he have cancer?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I think I've heard of him.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Jul 22, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions
Everyone
Lock up your computers.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
He Looks Like...
He looks like one of those dudes who gets killed in the first big shoot out in a Western movie.
that's what he said
but seriously, he looks like a backwoods douche. still wish he was on this team though
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Jul 22, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Johnny Drama!!!
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
We shall cry tonight
As he delivers domination on a level not seen by men since the age of The Nolan. After the 81 pitch perfect game. JD is seen crying at the feet of Theo Epstein offering Smoak,perez,neftali and Holland. Theo laughs and slaps him away as he takes a call from JP Ricardi sealing the deal for Halladay for the meager terms of Stolmy Pimentel and Yamaico Navarro and a PTBNL.
Red Sox go on the win another world series, JD continues his quest to make it into the VIP GM room in the world of major league baseball.
red Sox nation is probably thinking
“Now we will show you what a real pitching prospect looks like.”
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
fail
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Jul 22, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
And you've been doing so much better lately, too
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Jul 22, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You're
a dumbass
You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…
I think you should seek counselling.
(AJM to Josey Donuts)
by Michael Cave on Jul 22, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
d00d
is goin down
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
Do the Red Sox consider douchy appearance an intangible?
Seems to be the types of players they scout and sign the most.
Not to take this subthread to hell, but can we come up with another word other than 'douchy?' Or 'douche?'
What a lazy insult… that word doesn’t even have that kind of muscle anymore
by oc on Jul 22, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
It should be easy
Pedroia – malignant dwarf
Youkilis – whiskered madman
Ellsbury – demented rabbit
Varitek – unemployed ukrainian
Ortiz – inflated islander
Papelbon – genetic accident
Lowell – most uninteresting man
There are definitely others, but I’m done for a while
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Jul 22, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'in this
Have I mentioned I cannot stand the Red Sox?
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
Over Under
Since tonight is a nationaly televised game what is the over under on balls thrown by a Rangers pitcher that is in the strike zone but not called a strike?
Padilla ia pitching
so add even more.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 22, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
at least 8-10
Padilla is pitching…..so he is good for at least 5 by himself.
I watch a lot of baseball….I do not see any other team get squeezed as much as the rangers
by death of the cool on Jul 22, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh heh, Hey Beavis....
I’m pitching tonight, heh heh, heh heh.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 22, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions
He looks
like the dead kid from “Stand By Me”
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Jul 22, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
This will be Buchholz laying on the mound....
when the Red Sox decide to pull him after 10 runs in 2 innings.
by death of the cool on Jul 22, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Padilla scratched...
Flu. Of course.
Nippert and a rogue’s gallery of relievers. Ugh. I hope CJ doesn’t go four in a row.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
What he's tagging and has tagged...
Current:
Past:
Rivalries aside, RIP Nick Adenhart 04/09/2009.
"if daniels was fired today, he would almost be sure to get another shot somewhere else as a GM
i dont know if you can say the same thing abotu RW" - knockoutking
the first night
gave us Murphy hitting a HR against his former team, last night gave us Beckett pitching against both Blalock and Hamilton, and now tonight will give us Buchholz pitching against one of our catchers. I sort of like having a little thing going with a classy team like the Red Sox. I think it moves us up a peg simply by affiliation.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
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