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Pitching Against the Rangers Tonight


Clay Buchholz

#61 / Pitcher / Boston Red Sox

6-3

190

L

R

Aug 14, 1984



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Sweet

We’re facing Ryan Seacrest!

by tlt29 on Jul 22, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Does he have cancer?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 22, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man,

I wish we could somehow manage a trade for him.

by ramjam36 on Jul 22, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I've heard of him.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Jul 22, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Everyone

Lock up your computers.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Jul 22, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

I’d forgotten about that.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jul 22, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he might be

A good lefty bat off the bench

by awiley on Jul 22, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He Looks Like...

He looks like one of those dudes who gets killed in the first big shoot out in a Western movie.

by Mister Naxal on Jul 22, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope we

cream buttholz tonight. stupid

by brandallini on Jul 22, 2009 12:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what he said

but seriously, he looks like a backwoods douche. still wish he was on this team though

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott

by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Jul 22, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnny Drama!!!

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Jul 22, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

VICTORY!!

"You'll meet them again on their long journey to the middle." -Lester Bangs

by BAC on Jul 22, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We shall cry tonight

As he delivers domination on a level not seen by men since the age of The Nolan. After the 81 pitch perfect game. JD is seen crying at the feet of Theo Epstein offering Smoak,perez,neftali and Holland. Theo laughs and slaps him away as he takes a call from JP Ricardi sealing the deal for Halladay for the meager terms of Stolmy Pimentel and Yamaico Navarro and a PTBNL.

Red Sox go on the win another world series, JD continues his quest to make it into the VIP GM room in the world of major league baseball.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 22, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

red Sox nation is probably thinking

“Now we will show you what a real pitching prospect looks like.”

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 22, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Jul 22, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you've been doing so much better lately, too

I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.

"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales

by Brian Thomas on Jul 22, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're

a dumbass

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 22, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 23, 2009 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

d00d

is goin down

Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.

by gossamer on Jul 22, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do the Red Sox consider douchy appearance an intangible?

Seems to be the types of players they scout and sign the most.

by macromorgan on Jul 22, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not to take this subthread to hell, but can we come up with another word other than 'douchy?' Or 'douche?'

What a lazy insult… that word doesn’t even have that kind of muscle anymore

by oc on Jul 22, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'in this

Have I mentioned I cannot stand the Red Sox?

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Jul 22, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lowell

must be hurting

by kumizi on Jul 22, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Over Under

Since tonight is a nationaly televised game what is the over under on balls thrown by a Rangers pitcher that is in the strike zone but not called a strike?

by gtpony on Jul 22, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

7? 10?

"You'll meet them again on their long journey to the middle." -Lester Bangs

by BAC on Jul 22, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padilla ia pitching

so add even more.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 22, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least 8-10

Padilla is pitching…..so he is good for at least 5 by himself.

I watch a lot of baseball….I do not see any other team get squeezed as much as the rangers

by death of the cool on Jul 22, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh heh, Hey Beavis....

I’m pitching tonight, heh heh, heh heh.

by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 22, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This will be Buchholz laying on the mound....

when the Red Sox decide to pull him after 10 runs in 2 innings.

by death of the cool on Jul 22, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padilla scratched...

Flu. Of course.

Nippert and a rogue’s gallery of relievers. Ugh. I hope CJ doesn’t go four in a row.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Jul 22, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What he's tagging and has tagged...

Current:

Past:

Rivalries aside, RIP Nick Adenhart 04/09/2009.

"if daniels was fired today, he would almost be sure to get another shot somewhere else as a GM

i dont know if you can say the same thing abotu RW" - knockoutking

by hillcrest on Jul 22, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a Bag.

of Douche.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 22, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the first night

gave us Murphy hitting a HR against his former team, last night gave us Beckett pitching against both Blalock and Hamilton, and now tonight will give us Buchholz pitching against one of our catchers. I sort of like having a little thing going with a classy team like the Red Sox. I think it moves us up a peg simply by affiliation.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Jul 22, 2009 5:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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