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go team go!
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
texasbuckeye
strawberry and howard johnson both went 30/30 with the mets
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
I still expect him to be our next Sosa or Jones in a couple years.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Well I must admit.....
Didn’t see this game going like it has.
Defending Big D: A Dallas Stars blog on SBN: easy to use, free to join.
Pop quiz
David Ortiz was sent by the M’s as a PTBNL in a deal with the Twins.
Who did the M’s get in that trade?
brad radke
or rick aguilara
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
cheaters
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
That is not the game
You can’t cheat
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Griffey?
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Ha
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Chicks don't have to look like supermodels to be hot
by oc on Jul 22, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i wish i had a good lawyer
so ESPN doesn’t sue me
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
They hype over that bitch is so much so that her stock has dropped
by oc on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
she kinda had for me, too
till ii saw the video
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
People who get their pops off over stuff like that are simpletons.
You’re better and you know it
by oc on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
granted
but it definitely confirmed to me how good I am at seeing hotties naked in my head
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Imagination is the greatest gift the good Lord has bestowed upon us
by oc on Jul 22, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool
Let’s hope they use up all their runs for the week tonight
by Mark from OC on Jul 22, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
they gotta
there are no rollover runs.
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
ESPN dude cannot say "Guardado"
I didn’t think it was a hard name
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
wuts that mean?
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by studcrackers on Jul 22, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
mmk
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by studcrackers on Jul 22, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
found a ruling
rule 7.09 (f): if the runner hits the batted ball to avoid a doulbe play, the umpire can call both the runner and the batter-runner out
Grr
Get Nippert outta there Wash!
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
uh oh
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
Laird woulda stopped it as well
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
Can’t ask for anything more than that.
by Outworlder47 on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Dusty Tits
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Funny how Nippert always comes up huge
Right when everyone counts him out.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He always seemed gay to me
Just how he looked and spoke.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
then I am officially starting a posse
to soak any scabs trying to jump on that bus
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
*claps*
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
now for the most important thing...can we avoid a jamey wright sighting in KC tonight?
because between him mahay, chen and ponson they have totally fucked us this week
Incidentally
St. Louis traded Dave Duncan’s kid today. And Duncan and LaRussa are in a snit about it.
TLR
Self-important douche. He thinks he is baseball Jesus.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmn
Looks like he and I need to have a word.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
maybe if dave
could hit .200..
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
Nice job by the Asian Kid.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Doug Mathis = DoMath = Asian Kid
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
doug mathis equals
do math
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by studcrackers on Jul 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
mathis is really good
in relief
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Tea for Bard?
I don’t know if we can, but I would.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
This offseason...
…wasn’t there talk that Teagarden was worth more than just Buchholz?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
But that’s back when some people still thought Teagarden could hit because of his September fluke.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
yeah he
couldn’t hold a candle to Salty’s stick
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Neither one can hit, it appears.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
I atleast
like the fact, that when Tea hits .250 he has the chance of having Barajas type 25 HR’s and .725+ ops
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, but I had higher hopes for our young catchers than another Rod Barajas.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Patience
Catchers usually take longer to develop at the plate.
by Black Francis on Jul 22, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
oh yeah
so did I, I’m just really disappointed in the fact that Salty all of a sudden has my power at the plate, even though his average and obp is down I would hope his power would at least show a little
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I will take that bet for what ever you want
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
For one month
He hit .211 with a 693 OPS in the minors last year.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
of course, when you add in his minor league #s from last year
he hit .228. Right about what he’s hitting this year….
so honestly
none of y’all think he will ever hit .250 in the bigs?
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i think he will
otherwise he won’t be in bigs very long
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a catcher
He can be in the big leagues for 10 years without anyone caring that he can’t hit above .250.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
name me the last
catcher that played for 10 years and NEVER hit above .250
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Lets just say I don't expect him to ever hit better than .250 in the majors.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Have faith, young man
Royalty shall prevail
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 22, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Izturis RBI single
6-4 KC. 1st and 2nd for Abreu
by Outworlder47 on Jul 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Elvis is alive
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Have faith, young man
Royalty shall prevail…. part 2…..
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 22, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop worrying about the Angels.
We’re not even in August
by oc on Jul 22, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed
It’s July 22nd, scoreboard watching now will drive you insane
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
if they were losing
more than once a week it wouldnt bother me as much as it does
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by studcrackers on Jul 22, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it too late for the rally moose?
I was afraid it would jinx the brooms…
Your uncle molests collies.
Ha
Kinsler doesn’t have a “protective mode”.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Jesus Kinsler
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
lucky
Kinsler wasn’t called for interference
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 22, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
Who has the goofier glasses
Francona or Wash?
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Epic fail MY.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
WHY DO THEY HATE YOUR BAGS?!?!?!?!?!?!
Because you’re a douche.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
You nipple doubters were kinda funny before the game.
Even the pitchers you guys perceive to be shitty, some other teams in the league would really like to have.
Its the beauty of having a great defense
Even the crappy pitchers that we throw out there now are going to be capable of having solid starts as long as they don’t walk a ton of people and take the defense out of the game.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I'm not saying he's great.
…but he definitely has the potential not to be crappy. Of course defense will help anyone.
by Black Francis on Jul 22, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't disagree with that
Nippert has shown some great flashes of talent while here and was a pretty well thought of prospect with Arizona.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
This
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Okay so I'm giving up the DMN live blog chat for you guys.
This conversation is much funnier and more interesting.
No it isn't
Give the DMN blog another chance or eight.
by Wonko.The.Sane on Jul 22, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude, you where over at the DMN blog?
Duuuuuuuuuude.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
This bit is getting old
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I'd end up in jail if I sat next to that guy
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
That is the FASTEST I have hit mute.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
We'd have a ton of fans of the game
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Asian Kid is starting to look kinda nasty.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
that would be impressive
but a little disconcerting
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
damnit
that was fucking close
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Kinsler's shocked
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
close
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
Tiie goes to the runner, supposedly
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
might have got him
if the throw didn’t bounce
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I was thinking too
But seeing that throw from Kinsler, if he waited any longer to make a better throw, Ellsbury still beats him out.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
That's an awesome one for the highlight reels
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
built for love
no wonder everybody is sick, can’t even lay off of each other in the filed
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Jesus that was like Final Destination - Cruz breaks another finger and shreds Hammy's abs again
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
lotsa highlights
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
that was classic!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
We need a GIF of that
NOW.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Over/under a month before that's in one of those Rangers ads
Place for fun or what the fuck ever.
Whatever they have to do to get rid of that Kinsler ad with that ugly ass helmet.
maybe when kinsler actually does have swings better than a playground
they will stop playing it
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That’s going to be a FSSW commercial for months….
Your uncle molests collies.
+1 to kevinkinsler
for beating me to this punchline… asshole
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 22, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis
2 for 3 with a walk tonight.
Hayden Penn started for New Orleans. Man, he fell far, fast.
And he’s still only 24. Have to wonder if he won’t put it back together.
I watched her new movie the other night
damn she is HOTT
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha, that's the first person I thought of when I saw Hayden Penn too
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
The movie any good?
Looks like a DVD rental
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
I throw this out for discussion
and not to further my opinion.
Who would you rather have in September: Davis or Smoak?
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I know you didn't ask me
but DAVIS, fo sho
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Considering Smoak is still asjusting to AAA pitching, Davis
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
I know Smoak is yet to face MLB competition
and Davis is hitting well, but given how absolutely anti-Davis LSB was up to the ASB, I’d be surprised if people wanted him back instead of a rook who has yet to fail his way out of our hearts.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
It looked like
Hamilton and Cruz were about to kiss.
This from Over the Monster:
The NESH sports announcer just said that the way the Sox are playing now, a 3 run Texas lead would be almost insurmountable. Wow
Sound familiar?
That's why they call them business sox
LOL
The only team we can beat is apparently the only other team in an offensive slump like us.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
i don'k know
what you’re talking about, Espn tells me that the slugging rangers just need pitching to win
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Byrdman
Insurance runs. Get some.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
do you think the government should subsidize
said insurance runs?
Michael Young > Steve Garvey.
Nelson Cruz >Greg Nettles.
Elvis Andrus > Willie McGee.
Ian Kinsler > Darryl Strawberry.
i dunno, that's just really random.
punchlline=
single player option….
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Rick Perry
is a little too busy trying help a&m be relevant again
by kevinkinsler on Jul 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Young's excuse me, bat twitch
they never showed the replay, I don’t know how you call that bat shake a swing, what a baddd call
No
Time for Hank to try to slap one the other way into left field.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he from San Diego?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
"the cat"?
…..Day and the Time?
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
Oh yeah, well
If you translate Tommy Hunter into English, it is, "Fat, but mostly enjoyable"
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 22, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Me likey this Erin too
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
At least Hillman is making sure...
…Joakim Soria is good and rested.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 22, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
so does everybody
feel good that our two finalist for the managers job, both turned out to be friggin idiots
by blueballlefty on Jul 22, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
At least we managed to hire the lesser of the two idiots.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
IBB to Cruz
RESPECT, bitches.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels