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How the Angels are doing it, in an LA-area Howard's commercial

 

How the Angels have managed to win all these games is finally revealed. Who would've thought this bombshell would be revealed in a Howard's Appliance and Big Screen Superstores commercial?

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And just how have the Angels done it? How have they managed to win so many games in a row when their pitching numbers are so awful and their best hitters are all hurt?

 

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I have no clue. My team was hot before we faced them and has been hot after we faced them.


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It must be God’s will. It couldn’t have been because of how I used the bullpen.

 

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If you find out, can you let me know?

 

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Well, we decided to dig a little deeper, do a little investigative reporting. Roll the tape.

 

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Oh yeah. Oh. Oh yeah. Right there. Mmmmm.

 

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You like that, huh? You know, it’s a good thing I got such a great deal on that high-efficiency washer and dryer set at Howard’s. You know, I’ve been known to get a stain or two on my uniform, if you know what I mean.

 

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Wow. Umm... next up, Rex Hudler, "In My Own Words."

 

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...and the moral of the story is: if you’ve got a bag of weed with you, stay away from the Kansas City airport.

 

LATER...

 

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Man, I hear this new footage of Scioscia and Selig coming out is going to be explosive! I’d better get me a new plasma to watch it on.

 

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I think I’ll get an LCD.

 

 

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Well, I prefer the plasma.

 

 

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LCD!

 

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PLASMA!

 

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Hey hey hey. They're both great. Just go to Howard's.

 

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Kendick's been in the minors for a bunch of the season. How can he afford both kinds?

 

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OTHER Howard's!

 

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Howard's. The official big screen and appliance superstore of the Los Angeles Angels.

 


 

 


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I hate the Angels

and I really hate that rally monkey.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jul 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I hate the Angels too!

they walk around with there little monkey and small ball. fuck that. Us rangers fans deserve to win a championship. with that said i hope the get Halladay…

They want power, We want respect...

by SenorChuckles on Jul 26, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You peripheral obsessives are amusing.

Rec’d for moderate creativity.

Mike Napoli speaks softly and carries a big stick.

by 44FAN on Jul 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice...

Figgins is an All-Star. Period. Congrats, Figster!

by Figgi4life on Jul 25, 2009 11:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

whatever this shit is, its horrible

If you are going to rip on the Angels, do it at least somewhat comically.

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on Jul 26, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

shiftyeyedgoat, you're alive!

Mike Napoli speaks softly and carries a big stick.

by 44FAN on Jul 26, 2009 4:09 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haters gonna hate...........

and players gonna play

Godspeed Nick - RIP - 1986-2009

by norcaliangelsfan on Jul 26, 2009 12:30 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Is God on their Side?

Maybe, but money-payroll, and doing what it takes = results over and over again, so Ranger fans better just get used to it.

by SanDiegoKev on Jul 26, 2009 1:39 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

its sad

how there are more angel’s fans have comments on here than rangers fans.

'Howard makes me fear the NKoreans less... If they shot anything at us, he’d be there to block it." - Aquaman56

"Also Ian’s season is following the same pattern as Ricky Martins Career. Both needed another hit, bad." - SaltyGoesYard

by hinduplaya on Jul 26, 2009 12:26 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

that is one crappy commercial

'Howard makes me fear the NKoreans less... If they shot anything at us, he’d be there to block it." - Aquaman56

"Also Ian’s season is following the same pattern as Ricky Martins Career. Both needed another hit, bad." - SaltyGoesYard

by hinduplaya on Jul 26, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

We know

Just be grateful that’s the only one you have to see…

Figgins is an All-Star. Period. Congrats, Figster!

by Figgi4life on Jul 26, 2009 2:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

i dont know of many current ones, but here's a blast from the past

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzhnMiB_Dro

'Howard makes me fear the NKoreans less... If they shot anything at us, he’d be there to block it." - Aquaman56

"Also Ian’s season is following the same pattern as Ricky Martins Career. Both needed another hit, bad." - SaltyGoesYard

by hinduplaya on Jul 26, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

F*ck the Rally Monkey

With a red-hot poker……

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

by Captain Fubar on Jul 27, 2009 8:46 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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