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go team go

perfect through 5!!?!?!??!?

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Grilli in.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

if he gets 2 straight perfect games

it will be the most impressive athletic feat ever

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

skip the waiting period

put him in the hall of fame

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

im sure they would be able to make an exception

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

it doesn't hurt

that he has another no hitter and has been good for like 8 or 9 seasons

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep.

Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.

by b.pate on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most impressive pitching feat at the very least.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

i love that mlb network

shows this…

2 perfect would be nuts!!!

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 28, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Ah.

I hadn’t checked it recently but it was interesting when I did. Too bad.

He give any reasoning?

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jason who?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Jason Parks also has a twitter page.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good for jason parks

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok fucktard.

You win.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grilli

on the mound

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

woah

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Orange, please forgive me

IM SO SO SORRY

SO
SO
SO
SORRY

OKAY?

by octoberty on Jul 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

ORANGE.

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mathis .. I wouldn't say he has good stuff.

But he does seem to have surprisingly good movement. He should be a good long man.

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Well...

heh

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Clicky

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis one of 20 players with 20 SBs

as a 20yo in MLB.

He’s not ready for The Show!

/barf

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

how many

have 30?

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunno

Just trying to quote a Nadel factoid whilst doing other stuff.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many 20 year old position players have played a full season in the mlb

Obviously theres a reason for however few it is though, very impressive.

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not many make the bigs that young.

Using that logic, many would have to be all-timers, one would think.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hope Wash doesn't burn up the bullpen tonight

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

if we score a couple more runs

he’ll trust moscoso

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whatchu want?

He just drove down from OKC tonight, and it is his 1st call-up. I say let him sit if possible tonight.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moscoso has been up a couple of times this year

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit, you are correct.

oops

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh, the bullpen is in decent shape right now.

If you have to burn it to save a close game so be it. Theres still enough to be ok tomorrow.

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Whammy.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

i like

grilli

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

he ain't bad

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

who made the suggestion

to pick him up?

to pick up oday?

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nolan?

lol

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

give him a raise

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like

Grillcheese

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dye with his 23rd homer.

for all you fantasy players out there

by octoberty on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Dye just crushed one to left

to give the ChiSox a 1-0 lead

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 28, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

ok

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol byrd

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

First pitch

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL it worked

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

effing byrd swinging at the first pitch again and

never mind

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, at least he hit it past somebody this time.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

3 pitches

1 for 3

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Why don't teams have thier 3B play on the line when Byrd hits?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Rangers scouting Washburns start tonight

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

DO NOT TRADE FOR HIM

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

+gazillions

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

well not paying for him as if this year is 100% legit

But we could use him. I wouldnt expect anything and would be worried about giving up anything decent, but no harm in exploring all the options.

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOt even for Felix?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

really

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Probably what it would take though

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could get behind that.

He is careering this year, somewhat.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

True but...

I think the M’s would try to make the Rangers over pay for him.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on Nellie.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

young and byrd

have a competition to get more doubles. it ain’t fair seeing as how young gets more ab’s. and is better.

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

5 2/3

This really does deserve every out updates. Would be incredible.

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would be the greatest feat in sports

in my opinion

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

sports history*

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would think the 2 PGs easily

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

From his heels. Classic.

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Respect AJ!

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, Hank at least dragged the AB out a bit, I guess.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

IBB to get to Hamilton...

Never thought we’d see that.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Ouch

This has to hurt he old pride

by Brett Perryman on Jul 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe it wakes him up.

Mike B thinks this is what Hammy will be.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammy

wake up!!!

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Jul 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Pitching around someone just to get to Hammy…….

Never would have thought of that

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by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

at least a walk

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

how about

a bloop single

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

take a blooper? ha

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yes

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Lucky!

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

WALK!#*$YRGfvdszv

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

there it goes

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

gorilla off the back with a bloop hit?

doubt it

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

HAMILTON!

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

There ya go Hammy

An “Angels” single there!

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Take that Cabrera

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

buehrle walks one

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I actually would have liked to see him do it

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

who wouldn't

Even if you’re not a fan what he’s done in his last two starts is incredible.

by Black Francis on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

theres the no hitter

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok there goes the no no.

Congrats buerhle that was great. Still major history.

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

classy move by the twins fans

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Inning over in 3... 2...

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

From fellating to hating...

You so fickle.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome...

All of a sudden, MLB.tv says I am within the blackout area for every single freaking game.

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

x

http://www.atdhe.net/7388/watch-tigers-vs-rangers

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It takes a little to get used to, but who else likes the Twins' camera angle?

The pitcher and batter in a straight line, much easier to judge pitches on the corners.

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by drizzle on Jul 28, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

i dont like it, i cant complain about the umps as much

by truetexan on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice play

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Robbed

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck him

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking Everett

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Argh nice play. Could have used that run.

Ok, now time to start really watching this one again.

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice play there

Robbed Salty of a hit and an RBI there

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by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Santiago doesn't make that play

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

No

it is not

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not much worse than a kid with cancer

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

word...gets me every time

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by willamos2 on Jul 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Totally unfair

not that cancer is ever really “fair” but still…

by Inkara1 on Jul 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

especially a 3 y/o

i wonder if he even can really understand

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I lost my dad two years ago from it.

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by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watched the Ted Williams HBO documentary

There was some focus on how much it effected him, did lots of charity with it.

Although that revealed some negative stuff about williams I had never heard of (basically didn’t know much about him other than his stats).

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need Russell Crowe to fight cancer....

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grillchee!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Grilli's dealing tonight.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Grilli .. what do you think ab?

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by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

meh

or … pretty fucking good

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

guardado coming in to prove the other part of my point

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck him, he sucks

/abo3

:)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

o,day and jason grilli, two strong bullpen pieces for almost absolutely nothing

by truetexan on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

greatness

hey Rangers, please take this badass reliever. We don’t want him. Okay, thanks, we will…

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

JD did a great job getting them

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

the anti boggsdad

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grilli's dad at the game

Make your dad proud Jason!!!!

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

go team!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

yikes

but you could say that about elvis

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's texas

17 counts.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

GET OUT!!!! YES!

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW!!!!!!!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

good lord elvis is on a tear

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis has left the building

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis

Has left the building…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

ANDRUS!!!!!!!!

THE KING!!!!!!!

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis has left the building

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis is a GOD!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

That was the slowest moving HR I've seen that stayed on the screen heh.

Don’t normally have so long to root it to get out.

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

BRAWL!!

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Because

He’s Ian Kinsler, bitch!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why hit him when ya know he'll just pop it right back up to you?

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis, I heart you

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking disaster, that kid!!

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

let the record show

that i put in the call earlier in the game for an andrus homer (1st ab)

but alas, that don’t count

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

if you insist....

…the record shows that your earlier call was a dud and doesn’t mean crap at this point in the game. Your welcome.

by ncrangerfan on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

yer

fucker, it’s texas

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's all i'm asking

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF are the Tigers ticked about?

Getting their asses whooped?

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

slacker

I hope I’m wrong, but he has become very big league this year

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anybody think

that FOTF could ever make that play after 100 games?

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

he has made that play

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm ... sorry. Orange. I'm really sorry.

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe if there was a shift on and he was standing right there.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Tiggers

Pay back is a BITCH!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

got lazy with the pick

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks again!

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice pick, fatass

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Give him a hit =p

I want the 4 consecutive 3 hit games.

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

lol byrd

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Byrd fail

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

3 at bats, 4 pitches. hah.

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Or is it 4 at bats 5 pitches

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just another day in the career of Marlon Byrd

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

True.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

bullpen next year will be expensive

Frnakie 3rd year of arb
CJ, and Grilli thier 2nd
plus whatever veteran JD feels he must have

Also, Hamilton and Feldman thier 1st

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

yay, two pitch at bat for byrd

by truetexan on Jul 28, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

what is gayer

ESPN’s Who’s Now or Batting Stance Guy?
Polls are open…

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Batting Stance Guy

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

big things poppin

sportscenters droppin, who’s now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh god

By far its ESPN’s Who’s Now……

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Write in vote:

I’m Sorry!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not Cruz's best game

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

rut roh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

TRIVIA TIME

I was actually in attendance at the Kenny Rogers perfect game. It was a give-away night, what was the free souvenir?

by Basehead on Jul 28, 2009 9:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

vibrators?

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pink ones for breast cancer awareness?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 28, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

pulled his glute?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

lol eddie

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

WHY DID HE RUN SO HARD ON A SIMPLE GROUND BALL?????

HE DOESN’T NEED TO RISK AN INJURY!
/sarcasam

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I love eddie

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

You tell 'em Eddie

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

EDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Eddie Fucking Guadardo

That’s some veteran shit right there.

by Black Francis on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

This is awesome.

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

YES EDDIE!

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Guardado

Shut up, Tigers!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Rofl

everybody’s talkin shit, now!

Edwin Jackson, get some!!

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Cormac, do it!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

And someone should write a script so that it automatically appears whenever a certain outlaw makes a post.

by Black Francis on Jul 28, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHA!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I no longer

want him gone. Anybody who will turn and talk shit to a whole dugout gets to stay

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

may be one

of the reasons the rangers want him up with the team so badly

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Vince Coleman

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't fuck with eddie

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

that bib guy

in white shirt looks like a dude i went to college with. he borrowed my american history x dvd and then quit school and moved

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

that dude

behind the dugout is huge!!!

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Something happened to Kinsler?

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

His yearly injury, I guess...

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eddie LOL

I really want to see Edwin Jackson go after someone tonight.

by Maximilian on Jul 28, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh....

I miss that chant.

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

from where?

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

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by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry...

I was thinking of the Eddie chant from back in the Reunion Arena days

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those were the glory days....

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eddie the Eagle.

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

eddie the eagle?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kenny Powers says

YOU’RE FUCKIN OUT!!!

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

someone is getting hit tonight

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn I wish I had the dugout seats tonight, lol.

" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.

by red3biggs on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

If there is a fight

Does Tommy hunter come out with some nijia shit

by death of the cool on Jul 28, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

nunchucks and shit

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 on 1 out for Cle

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go CLE!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

http://www.atdhe.net/7364/watch-indians-vs-angels

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Eddie throwing 85

In the words of Herm Edwards (and the Sports Guy)…..

“WE CAN BUILD ON THIS!!!!”

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Best 1,2,3 inning ever ha

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

"Just a bit outside."

“He’s effectively wild tonight, folks.”

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

true that

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Put Leyland in his fucking place, I'll say.

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm doing it

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by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

+Juan!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I totally missed that. Picked a fine time to make a sandwich.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's never a good time to make a sandwich.

You could make a four course meal and not miss a thing, but the second you start making a sandwich shit starts happening. Weird, isn’t it?

by Black Francis on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

That’s actually a very good point.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i missed it, what happened

by truetexan on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eddie with the hand motion as

he tells Leyland to stop the chirping followed by the zipping is mouth shut motion was classic

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

damn this pen has been tits when at the beginning of the year I thought they'd be awful

mind you that was before we saw O’Day and Grilli (who for some reason I’m still not sold on) but damn

by texasraider on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Eddie

Threw a pitch behind one of the Tigers- Leyland started jawing at him, and Eddie told him to shut it…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL Blalock.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Let Jim KNox do something useful

Go talk to the guy on the dugout!

" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.

by red3biggs on Jul 28, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

And Blalock broke himself in half swinging at that pitch!

Details at 11:00.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh...Knox...

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 28, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

how do you propose over the phone?

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Ummm care to expand?

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was the most awkward proposal ever.

I’d been putting it off for months basically because I was in atlanta and g/f was in dallas. She came in and I had it all planned out. But I got freaked out and basically just blurted out while still in my ripped pajama pants and no shirt, “well, you know i have this ring and everything. Do you, uh, want to, uh get married or something?” She just looked at me and busted out laughing. After laughing her ass off for what seemed like 5 minutes, she said, “well, yes.”

I did get a beej out of it after all calmed down though.

by Garcia on Jul 28, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Classy.

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

tag

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

why he gotta hate?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

hamilton is not well at all

scary actually

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Hamilton's AB wasnt that bad was it?

" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.

by red3biggs on Jul 28, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hamilton is the new Pop-up

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Way too early scoreboard watch post:

Indians lead 1-0 after half an inning

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jul 28, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

We know the story Josh...

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

uh, yeah....

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 28, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Angels put Bobby Abreu’s face over Michael Jackson’s on his Thriller Album for their 80’s night…..

Truly distributing….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Distrubuting?

They were giving those out to people?

by Inkara1 on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

you've got two

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't be any more disturbing than Michael Jacksons actual face

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Taunting their fans?

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bigger douche

Hunter Pence or Clete Thomas

by texasraider on Jul 28, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Clete Thomas is a great baseball name

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pence

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hunter Pence cause he looks like he is mentally handicapped

but they both wear one batting glove which is the ultimate doucher move

by awiley on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

thomas

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 28, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

i realyl dont' like the way the bullpen is being used

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahhaha

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

too awesome

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

you were right.

Grilli has better stuff, still though.

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

I like him a little better now.

Nice work, ’Shep.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i like baseball

so what’s a rec and how do i do it?

by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wreck!

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Click on the actions button

and rec it!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

what did he say, no chirping shh?

by truetexan on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greatness

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is greatness!!

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome DSheppard

I take back everything bad I said about you :)

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I recced it like 45 seconds after it appeared, and it had 15

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

your pork chop!

yum!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Twins need to get hot

LAA goes there this weekend

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

i dont know, but i think oday needed some work since he hasnt pitched in a few nights

by truetexan on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

2-0 Indians over Angels

Sole HR by Fransisco

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Papelbon blows a 3 run lead in the 9th

A’s tied it up at 7

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

go a's go!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually

rooted for the yanks last week. forgot who they played (m’s? angels? red socks?)

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is old school brotha...

Reading this board now?
Moscoso warming

by death of the cool on Jul 28, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do love seeing Papelbon fail....

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

MOSCOSO!

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

can't walk off on the road

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

im lost

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lucky ass swing

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

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by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

ain't no thing

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Moscoso

Nasty pitch to Inge there!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Have a seat, Inge.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

i like moscoso

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Too old and skinny!

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Laird Moscoso trade = win for Rangers!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

High Water Mark!

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Excellent job pen!

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

BallGame!!!!

That was a nasty, nasty pitch.

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by Brandon Worley on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Hooray beer!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Bye

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Moscoso is BADASS.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame! Hello Win Collumn!

by truetexan on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

"Ride 'em, Rangers"??

Not one of your better ones, Josh.

by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

ride 'em rangers!!!

ball game!!!

14 above 500!!!

angels down 2-0
red socks are tied

things are looking up

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

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