Lone Star Ball: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
New Blog: Once A Metro covering Red Bull New York!

56-42

The fork is hanging by a tine.

0 recs  |  Comment 661 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

14 games over. Amazing.

Go Tribes.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jul 28, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome.

Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.

by bspate on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT IS AWESOME

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nose job

snip!

pork chop

yum!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Don't chirp!!" "sssshhhh!!"

Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.

by bspate on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your pants!

zip!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec once and Rec again

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is hilarious

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrecked!

Now we just need ab03 to mod the grease monkey script…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody got a link?

that was the funniest thing i’ve seen in a ranger game this year.

by nathanbaum09 on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked like Leyland, and then 5-Scoops chirping

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, Laird stuck his fat face in there too

Kinda suprising, considering he and Eddie are former teammates.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Notice the score. Lolol

Leyland is a fucking loser.

by Too Legit To quit on Jul 28, 2009 11:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like i could stare at this for hours

sort of like an andrus play

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 29, 2009 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahah

me too…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 29, 2009 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm honored to give this its 50th rec.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sent this to my wife in Google chat

And started to explain it, but before I could she replied:

“That’s funny. Is he a coach or a player?”

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jul 29, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello Win Column!!!

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

Hello Win Column!!!

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.

by bspate on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't see this coming

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beat Verlander tomorrow.

I hope that’s what everyone in the clubhouse is already thinking.

by jam0152 on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Tigers

Pay back is a BITCH!!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

Elvis learned the company line.

by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We won Gardner, time to jam out!

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by Chase Irwin on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

The Great Elvis Andrus War of July 28 has been fought and won.

Time to tip your cap and move on.

by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You bastard.

Heh!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Elvis Andrus Says: "Dont you know? We are Built for Fun"

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez

Angels announcers are basically shocked and surprised that we won tonight….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol, the angels announcers suck worse than barnett

by truetexan on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is quite a bit of suckage

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not condemning him for sucking cock

I’m just saying that if Rex Hudler likes to suck cock, he should do it in the comforts of his own home, and not in the work place.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give it a few years, and you'll

catch up to Z.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good job

by those Venezuelans!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember the times when we bitched about our pen in the AM Threads?

Yeah, those were the times…….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

clark is crying somewhere softly

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLE is up 2-0 now

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's the ATDHE link again, for anyone who wants it

http://www.atdhe.net/7364/watch-indians-vs-angels

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

And WOW the Angels look ridiculous.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rock! Thanks for the link!

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is good.

/Black Flag

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a pretty nice game.

Good to see the offense waking up again.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't mind him

missing the game tomorrow. Think Wash would be smart enough to have Murphy lead off?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened to kins?

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Pulled hamstring.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Or maybe Yay?

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching the eddie play again

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

did he call eddie a fat fuck?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow he did

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Earmuffs!

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by Chase Irwin on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao he called him a fat fuck

that is hilarious

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He really called him a fat fuck?

I have to go rewind now.

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did Lewin say right after that?

Something like “Leyland with some commentary”.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA!

how can anybody NOT love Lewin?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 29, 2009 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect!

lol

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gold

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohhhh snap

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy ships

rec

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.

by bspate on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear DSheppard

You are awesome

Signed,

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec it

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is the funniest thing i have seen on here all year

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have outdone your serious badass-ness, sir!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a terrible lip reader

What’s he saying?

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That looks right

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe it is

“Don’t chirp. Sshhh.”

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

“Don’t talk to me…shhhhh”

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think...

“just stop. shh.”

by downsetgo on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

over 40 recs??

woah!

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope you can see me rec-ing thing

because I’m doing it as hard as I can.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 29, 2009 2:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened with Ian?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Tweaked his leg apparently

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

fuck

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And in the same game he had an opposite field base hit for the first time in two months to boot.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

both Jack Arias and Esteban German are hot in AAA right now. That’s something, right?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last time I seem to remember him going opposite field

Was in that Arizona game after Davis and Murph went back-to-back.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jul 28, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'll be fine

this WILL be his first full season!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wooohooo!

Pitching and Defense are cool.

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D

by rooster on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If the Indians somehow manage to beat Weaver with Huff on the mound for them

then well, things might just be going our way

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

Jinx-Master B

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angels scored, it's 2-1

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I'd love to see the exchange...

who was it with and what was going on??

by bstair on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Leyland complained about a pitch inside.

Eddie gave him the talk to the hand gesture.

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ian

strained left hammy. Probably day-to-day.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hopefully they dont rush him back

those can end up being nagging injuries

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

might not be a bad idea to give him a day or two off

just to be safe

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A week would be better

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if Ian's out for a couple of days

Who do you bat leadoff?

Andrus? Murph? Omar?

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who cares right now?

Lol, look at the pretty gifs!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably a good idea to send the extra guy in the pen down and bring up Arias just in case

we’ve been needing to add a position player for a bit anyways, save Ian a DL stint and give him a couple days off

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

socks games

going to 11th inning

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Its 2-2

Figgins out at the plate though.

by behindthebag on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a tag by V-Mart

what a pussy ass dive by Choo

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Damn Angels. Tie game 2-2

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Angels

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i really do hate them

and all their money

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the angels are the fucking kings of singles

ugh

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great Win

Rangers need to add a starter and a bat, this is a hot streak but this team when its not on a high wont get it done… We need to improve that middle line…

by PM Productions on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You sooo suck.

Debbie

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok

get it now.

And ya, Adam is working tonight so I guess I assume that role

by PM Productions on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Half a point awarded.

“Suck” was a reference to Debbie Does Dallas too.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grooming issues...

Historical odyssey, OK. Private time material…not so much.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The angels seem to never just get 1 run

They always seem to put 4 or 5 straight hits together to have a big inning

by death of the cool on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rajai Davis single, A's lead 8-7 in the 11th

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hopefully 1 and 1/2 games out of both the WC and division at the end of the night

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ben Francisco is stupid.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tie game, 3-3

Nice!

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tied ballgame

3-3 Angels/Indians

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sac fly, Indians tie it

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3-3 now Go Tribe!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i think the Rangers want to take that fork

and shove it up Adam’s ass.

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And if the lead is down to 1.5 games

JD has to bring Nolan a good trade to approve.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go back under your rock

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

56-42 in late July?!?!

The window of opportunity is wide open.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JD is his own man

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know about that

but he’s on the Main Stage right now, the lights are brighter and the music is louder than it was last night.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You act like this is a make or break season

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank Joe

sure sounds country as hell

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you know how we got to this window?

JD is how we got to this window. He deserves credit for getting a chance to be in the race in July.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if JD is the lead singer....

What that make Nolan???

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Rockette

Wait. That’s Clemens.

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The window of opportunity may be

but the bank window is closed, I’m afraid. If JD brings it, and Nolan approves it, I doubt Hicks will sign off on it if it includes payroll.

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bank window is not an excuse

JD was given a budget before the year and should have left room for a move like this.

If not, he needs to get really creative.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he had

told you at the beginning of the season that he was passing on signing someone in order to keep room for a deadline deal if the team was in contention, you and your 73 win prediction would have thrown a tanty. Stop that.

by CS3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You really are a piece of work

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We had money to sign Sheets in February

and attendance is up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Budgets aren't fixed

Things change. The president of the franchise might have told him that they don’t have any money for a move like that anymore. Hicks is losing his ass right now and probabl can’t afford to take on additional salary

by CS3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha ha ha ha ha ha

“JD was given a budget before the year and should have left room for a move like this”

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't seem wise

to not make your team as strong as possible from the get-go, but instead wait for the possibility that maybe you’ll need it later.

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just tell JD to bring Nolan a good trade for approval

that actually helps the big club win this year and all will be well.

That’s how the good GM’s earn their stripes.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good point

I can’t remember a time when JD has pulled off a good deadline deal to set this team up for success…

by cashman on Jul 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zing!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've been under .500 ever since JD took over

this thing so we’ll see if he can make a trade that helps this team, this year.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pure G-money there...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta remember, Hicks wants to sell this thing,

and lower payroll makes it more attractive. If they even come close, Hicks can proudly point to a good team with lots of future promise and low financial obligations in terms of payroll. As for being creative, trade Blalock, Padilla, MY? Probably not a good idea right about now…

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, because he's white

double standard’s a bitch.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grilli = Tim McGraw + NASCAR(Natural Light)

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Jul 28, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang

Over 1200 comments in the GDTs tonight. Even InsideCorner has over 300.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i think our Fan Base is about as strong as it gets when it comes to online following

unfortunately it doesnt translate well to actual attendance.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

15th is attendance this year

22 last year. Up 2870/gm which is 3rd in MLB

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4649400 reasons to be happy.

20 buck a head (which is low) x 81 games

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nd/3rd, 2 out for the tribe

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Weaver got a high pitch count right now

Over 80 in the top of the 4th

Time to see the crappy Angels bullpen for the rest of the game here soon….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's definitely off his game

its a really great thing/

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting

Redsox offer Buckholz, Masterson/Bowden/Lars, and a small prospect….

Would that be equal to Dutch, CD/Perez, and maybe Lemon?

by PM Productions on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thats a pretty strong offer

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't see Toronto doing much better than that

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good offer but still not strong

It has to be Buchholz, Bard, and a minor prospect for that trade to happen

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lars has really been a disappointment this season

Many scouts are down on him, and the Jays could also be down on him

Right now, they can’t sell low on him. They could though sell high on Bard

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knowing the red sox

They will do whatever it takes if they feel the Yankees are pulling away from them

by death of the cool on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think theyd be fine with the wild card

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Riccardi can't turn that down

Not sure Phillie can top that.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i definitely feel like the BoSox make the most sense now

they have a deep enough system to where it can get done, and they have tons of incentive as this puts them out in front if they get in as either the WC team or division winners. Their time to win is now and this deal helps a lot in that regard

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A's up 9-7

Bailey in the game.

We’re still in the Wild Card, people.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW, I know i've said this before, but im a really big fan of Moscoso

the guy has an excellent knack for controlling his pitches. I think he throws a bit harder than people expected too. He sat around 92 on our gun tonight which means thats more like 93-94, he has excellent control and good tailing/rising action on his FB. He isnt gonna walk practically anyone with his control and has strike out stuff. The only tack against him is the FB rates, but honestly, with a strong showing in K/BB rates, he should stll be a very solid ML pitcher IMO.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

First two Bosox get on base.

Green up, drops bunt successfully.

Ellsbury up.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ground out, run scores. Two outs runner on 3rd.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bosox lose.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the A's were getting hosed by the HP ump

and still manage to win. Good for them.
But the best part about it: Papelbon (BS)

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

he blew a 3 run lead right?

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 28, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It couldn't have happened to bigger douche.

since Tex is not a closer.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you a's!

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1.5 wild card

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YES!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

much appreciate Oakland!

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN

Just showed the clip of Eddie and Leyland….

Been on the bandwagon for 35 years... when do we get our parade?

by GMCM in Memphis on Jul 28, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bosox announcers especially bitter afterwards.

Like the kind of bitter AJM was when discussing MYoung and the AS Game on the podcast.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bitter like an old man that posts in loops?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why do we continue to act

as if Outlaw’s opinion still matters?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

I guess it is for the sport of it?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Firebat

It’s called, The Way It Is.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Josey, ya made the Pope upset....

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does tonight's game certify Mathis' spot in the bullpen?

Mathis has been perfect out of the pen and very below average if not just plain bad as a starter. Why not keep him in the pen the rest of the year?

by Mark from OC on Jul 28, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what I was thinking

If he continued to be great in the BP people would probably want to see if maybe he can still be a starter. A below-average showing was for the best. I’ve always seen him as a pen guy… like most I assume.

by Mike E on Jul 28, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moscoso

deserves the next open start IMO. Mathis is just fine as our long man. Give Nippert and MOscoso the open starts

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moscoso, yes

Give Moscoso the next start available as he has been kicking it in the minors. Give him a shot. If it doesn’t work out, Nippert is always there as a backup. I was very surprised, though, that the Rangers brought in Moscoso in the 9th, so this obviously is not in their plans

by Mark from OC on Jul 28, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So on Baseball Tonight earlier..

You know how Lewin was talking about Knapp passing out on the plane and needing to go to the hospital. Well they reported it as the Rangers pitching coach and tried to tie it into being because of Padilla’s swine flu..

by Mike E on Jul 28, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard that!

And even after the second banana corrected him, the guy kept trying to make it sound like Padilla and all the sick Rangers were the reason!

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball Tonight

setting new standards for incompetence.

Next move: Dayton Moore and Trey Hillman, new analysts!

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least the other BBTN know what OPS is, right?

right?

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

Drayton Moore will take care of that.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't wait to see all those Yuniesky Betancourt highlights

next year.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zing!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They also had a segment on Hamilton's swing

They pointed out a toe tap that Rudy apparently stopped and that it messed him up.

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Jul 28, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HR!!!!

4-3 Indians!!!!

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Misspelling Peralta

with the HR

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kazmir tonight vs the yankees.

7.0 5h 1er 1bb 4ks.

Hmm.

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if i can be guaranteed that he is healthy

id take him, but i dont know if you can guarantee me that

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

I for one would love to see what Maddux could do with a healthy Kaz

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 28, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yea, i would definitely expect good results if he was healthy

although, Id be a bit worried about how he’d do the following years seeing how he is owed some solid amounts of money… It’d be a very risky move, but it could turn out to be a buy low oppurtunity. I dont know if id give up Holland for him, actually i wouldnt, but id consider a 5-10 type prospect + something else for him

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HR Indians

4-3 now!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Weaver at 100 pitches in the 5th

Indians do know how to work the count….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh shazam

Didn’t realize tonight was the return of Andy Marte. Good for him.

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 28, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I know

Its nice to see him make work his way back.

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Jul 28, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whats happened to him??

Wasnt he once one of the highest rated prospects in the game?? Its amazing that he’s still only 26.

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 28, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea, he tore AAA this year

it certaitly seems like there are alot of late arriving power hitting players in the game today. Maybe he’s another one of them. I wish him well as i like the Indians.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 28, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't realize this...

Now through 98 games, Texas has only allowed 427 runs and is on pace to allow 706 runs. That is unbelievable. From 967 runs allowed in 2008 to 706 in 2009, potentially.

Speaking of which, we have allowed the second fewest runs in the AL. I didn’t realize just how good this team has been at run prevention. Sheesh.

by Stephen Rushin on Jul 28, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Amazing

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know...

You really have to credit Nolan for whipping these pitchers into shape and making the tough decisions for JD…

by N41D on Jul 28, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget Mike Maddux

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

He was the best pick up in the offseason.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget Hawkins.

As they just mentioned on the post-game show.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Man the last 14 games of the season are going to be fun.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing 3 of them were high

and 4 were just trying to be sarcastic.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or maybe they just couldn't read or understand what was written like you

I didn’t say “the ‘other’ 4”.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's okay pookie.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem

I forgive you :)

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had 920 - 940

I’ve rarely been so happy to be so wrong.

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It won't be 706.

They still have to play a bunch of good offenses but it is still going to be a fantastic drop off from last year.

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Jul 28, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for posting that, Adam

Sometimes I forget what a good writer I am.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol
I don’t think it’s remotely possible this thing has a bully with anything close to a 3.78 ERA.

Not remotely possible

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha
Eddie Guardado got into a verbal discussion with Tigers manager Jim Leyland in the seventh inning Tuesday. After the Tigers threw behind Ian Kinsler in the sixth, Guardado’s first pitch to Adam Everett in the seventh inning was inside. Leyland and Guardado started talking back to each other, with Guardado motioning for Leyland to zip his lips. Guardado was just protecting his team.

“If they don’t know the game they shouldn’t be there,” Guardado said. “I’m not going to try and hurt anybody. I’m just trying to play the game the right way.”

As for hurting someone, Guardado didn’t think that was a real possibility anyways.

“I throw 85 mph,” he said. “They can catch that. That’s part of baseball. Actually it was kind of fun.”

Per DMN Blog

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 28, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've always liked Eddie as a person

Seems to be a class act.

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess so.

Remember this?

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still remember him coming in to close a game last year instead of CJ

He went three up, three down and did so really efficiently. CJ had been a beating to watch around that time so it was really weird to see what a good save looked like.

by Inkara1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good lesson for Ceej.

And well taken, if I might say.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never hated Eddie

just thought he was out of gas in April/May.

He’s proved me wrong. I’m happy to admit it.

by Maximilian on Jul 28, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's f#$king staying here for the rest of the season

that’s for damn sure

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 29, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"They could catch that."

a man has to know his limitations. Eddie has some fire in his belly….

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Victor Martinez looking good this series

Building up his trade value pretty good

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to see us take a flyer on Cody Ross

I wonder what the Marlins are asking for him.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Palmer

Reason why Wins and Losses are overrated….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, the post-game show of record

Calling for JD as Exec of the Year.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You don't work for 105.3 unless your nose is buried up

the ass of LBD.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think you'd hear the classic BAD Radio joke

about the fern and JD’s office on 105.3?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rex Hudler

“Texas won again tonight. They just continue to keep on winning somehow….”

Yeah, we thought the same of you all this whole month, jackass….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what an asshole

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Somehow"

Somehow is called pitching and defense. I know it sounds weird but it’s true. Yet again, how the hell are they scoring some many runs with Hunter and Guerrero out?

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Might as well take the retarded rally monkey, too.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They taste like shit grilled.

Already tried it…do not go there.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snake is not so bad, though.

skin it. sun-dried. tastes like beef jerky

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shark is good too

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

only if you add some Angels' fans tears

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've had

frog, snake, guinea pig, rabbit. My aunt would raise the rabbits herself and cook them at family reunions. I once walked into the room where she had the rabbit skins hanging dripping blood. Yeah. fun times.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frog isn't bad but...

Guinea pig?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know it's weird for you since some people have them as pets.

But it isn’t so bad. Kinda rough, though.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a guinea pig for a pet in college.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You and Richard Gere, boomer.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See you are wrong again

It was a gerbiel

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can understand

That’s why I’m only a dog person.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're a delicacy in Peru.

The kids keep them as pets, and they are sort of like little vacuum cleaners until you chuck them in a stew and eat them. I believe the dish is called “cooey” or something that sounds like it.

by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 28, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've had

kangaroo, camel, and wallaby. All quality pieces of meat. Camel was actually really good. Kangaroo might have been a bit dry, but that could have been due to its preparation.

by CS3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not Rex Hudler

The other duo is announcing tonight… Hudler is doing pregame/postgame and Physioc is… somewhere.

by Inkara1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They all sound the same

I call them all Rex Hudler. All of them are just annoying jackasses….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Scoreboard?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 28, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tribe shuts down Angels in 6th

4-3 Cle

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Echos by Pink Floyd

The long version (clocks in at like 23 minutes), not the short one (which is like 9 minutes)

What ya got playing tonight so far?

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good stuff so far tonight

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Light of Day, Day of Darkness

by Green Carnation. 60:06. Interesting stuff, but not for everyone.

by Outworlder47 on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Octavarium by Dream Theater for me

Clocks in at about 24 minutes and its all great.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 28, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dream Theater is the longest I get.

Isn’t Change of Seasons right at 25 minutes?

by Trickman on Jul 29, 2009 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably

That GYBE song- I have a couple of their CD’s.

I keep meaning to listen to the show- not often you see Isis, Pelican, GYBE, and Jesu all on a radio playlist. That’s some good taste there!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Kendry Morales just pulled a Marlon Byrd. Swing at the first pitch with runners at 2nd and 3rd to pop it up and end the inning

This right after the pitcher had walked two in the inning and the batter before was at a 3-2 count….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

From Jeff Wilsons Post Tonight about the trade for a first baseman that could hit lefties...

That has to be Victor Martinez me thinks…

  • He has about $3.0Mill left on this years deal, more due to a clause in his contract that would give him a raise… His 2010 is just an option, and it would bump up also due to the trade, $7.5Mill…
  • Indians are trying to cut payroll according to reports…

So, for basically a rental for this year and maybe next year, you could have Martinez for…

Indians Get:
Justin Smoak

Allows them to use Shoppach at catcher full time, a good defensive 1b, and haff can DH forever…

If they want a pitcher:

Indians Get:

Derek Holland

Each deal you could add a low level kicker…

by PM Productions on Jul 28, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop having awful ideas

thanks!

-Firebat

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What behindthedouchebag said!

PM, stay off the crack, foo’.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's not imagination

when you shit all over the blog. It’s idiocy.

How bout this idea!

The Rangers get: Victor Martinez

The Indians get: The opportunity for every fan to kick PM Productions in the Nuts!

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

This made me laugh

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rude

Poor form…

If you want to win this year, if you want to make a move, sometimes you have to make a gamble… If you want to add a quality major league player, you probably are going to give up something that means a lot to you… This is a deal that could work, its a lot, but it would get done, and if you want to win, not build for 2011 or 2012, then you gatta sacrifice…

Revision:

Salty/Tea, and Fabio Castillo

Does that wrestle your jolies?

by PM Productions on Jul 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're dumb

and I hope you die in a glorious fire

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

that was a bit harsh. Instead, I’ll just run you through what it is like to read one of your posts.

First, you come out with a very obvious take (IE: Rangers are looking for a 1B). Then you take the name of someone randomly on the team, regardless of their actual value (IE: Derek Holland, Justin Smoak, Salty/Tea, Fabio Castillo). And then you try to marry the former with the latter with barely a thought on existing deals on the table, actual performance of said players, actual value of said players, their contract status or anything else. And sometimes, just to make sure everyone gets to read your crappy opinion, you might sometimes even make a fanpost of it. Not a fanshot, but a fanpost.

And that abortion of a post above? That’s the result of a very poorly informed poster writing very poorly informed things. And it’s an absolute beating read. So yeah. Stop it.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too expensive financially for next year

and too expensive in prospects if you let him walk. Nope.

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Johnson

he has no suitors right now. I wonder if his prices have gone down.

Johnson is a FA after this year, he needs to play in a DH league, he is not even close to a B FA. You’d imagine the Nats would be more willing to move him than Willingham.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Valid point.

Maybe a 2am deal, like the Tiex trade…except for peanuts?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something like that

the Rangers would pick up the money, and give them something like Jack Arias +

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd love to net Johnson, injury history aside.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a FA at the end of the year

even if he gets hurt, he’s not our problem after this year. He’s also not going to get any comp as a FA, so we don’t have to worry about arb at all. He has almost no value for the Nats and now that the Red Sox and the Giants both got 1B, he has no suitors.

It’s almost the perfect opportunity for a value pick up.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be nice

but I think the Rangers would rather have a RH hitter.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnson

He’s hit lefties better than righties the past four seasons, so I don’t think it matters than he’s a lefthanded hitter.

by Darrell McKown on Jul 28, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even if it doesn't cost you much.

Unless they find a way to trade Blalock, Johnson isn’t coming to Texas.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You platoon

Andruw and Hank as a DH. Johnson is your 1B, and he has reverse splits. (His OPS is nearly .150 higher vs. lefties than righties and has been consistently.

It’s not hard, I bet even PM Productions can manage this. Of course, he’d probably give up Martin Perez somehow.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but

where is Ron Washington gonna find ABs for Marlon Byrd? Sit Cruz? Platoon w/Murphy? No way. Wash wouldn’t stand for that.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Platoon with Murphy

+ starts for Hamilton/Cruz when they need rest.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still not enough ABs for our "cleanup" hitter

at least, according to our manager.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're being dumb and ridiculous

do not act like that. It makes me think of young LSJ.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry.

But as ridiculous as I know it may sound. It’s plausible. I’d love to see Johnson here. I know it wouldn’t cost much. But I just don’t think it’s gonna happen unless Blalock is traded.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes on Nick Johnson and he becomes the every day DH.

Hank stays at 1B and plays every day as well.

AJones shakes pom poms.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A. Jones

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hank Blalock vs. lefties.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How bout

Salty/Tea, and Castillo/Ramirez

I dont think Max would do it…

by PM Productions on Jul 28, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They asked for Buchholz

for Martinez from the Red Sox.

You’re very poorly informed and make awful posts. Be better informed so you can stop making awful posts.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Indians!

Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.

by randyd on Jul 28, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Al in Garland a poster here?

Kinda learing disabled, very repetitive, and gives Nolan all the credit?

Hmmm…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Zing!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it José Es Donas?

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think "Al in Garland" pms other posters after he gets his widdle baseball feelings hurt

so they can meet up?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

email?

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rodney, NMLR, 3 years ago

pathetic.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But if he comes to Newberg Night

when will he find time to masturbate to that pic of Buck and Hank?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Newberg Night & Josey Wales

Probably not going to happen.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice spin, Rodney

and it’s funny how you waited several years to clear everything up. Don’t worry, you weren’t the only one.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Max

To be fair, he got his lunch handed to him or should I say shoved down his throat.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

And if you’ve met Rodney, he’s not the type of guy to go around making threats to people.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 29, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly right

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 29, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rodney came at me and asked to meet

and it sure as fuck wasn’t at Newberg Night.

That’s a new one.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he masturbate to ps'd pictures of Showalter making out with Blalock?

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Angels doing a Red Out Week the same week we play them….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We should totally wear

our Red uniforms too.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Rangers should pack their

Red unis for that series just to piss them off.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT - Texts from Last Night

Totally an awesome site….this one made me laugh

(732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can’t beat anybody.

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Found that one last week. Good stuff

This one gets me as well

http://youmightbethatguy.wordpress.com/

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Happy Peruvian Independence Day.

They get 2 National Holidays (28,29), btw.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did their independence happen exactly at midnight?

Or are they just way cool about knowing everyone is going to party so you might as well have 2 days off.

by Mark from OC on Jul 28, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking it's the latter.

Nah. There two main battles on consecutive days, I think. At least I think that’s how it was.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know my Peruvian history as well as most

So I will take your word for it. Happy July 28th! and Happy July 29th!

by Mark from OC on Jul 28, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are those paid holidays?

Hmm.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff man on for the angels.

Double play please

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Aybar

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't understand why the Indians are leaving Huff in still

Isn’t he at 110 pitches right now?

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Name me another bullpen pitcher

for the Indians besides Kerry Wood

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jensen Lewis

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 28, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's actually a corpse

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Perez?

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAA

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

excuse you

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave Burba was awesome

Remember when he pitched for the Rangers? And sucked at it.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anthony Reyes?

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shattered his labia.

Damn you baseball mechanics!

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 28, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has he ever been coached by Mark Connor?

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Smith!

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rick Vaughn?

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Jul 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get Huff the hell out

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice job eric wedge lord have mercy

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jul 28, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels not bunting?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So GMZ's up to something.

Jeff Clement was pulled from the Tacoma game today for non-injury related reasons.

by LiamP on Jul 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.

I’ll guess the Rays are involved.

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting.

That’d make sense to.

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 28, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are expected to be sellers (with Bedard now on the DL)

But given how little the M’s think of Clement, he might just an add-on to a major trade (kinda like Mahay was)

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sigh

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mother Fucking Angels

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Jul 28, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit

Tie game 4-4

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Angels just tied it.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Fuck Fuck

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable

GB single. Of course

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

eat shit Juan Rivera

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

by Captain Fubar on Jul 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck!

So my Tivo season pass for Rangers games is set up on keyword “Texas Rangers” and even type = sports, since they’re all freakin called “MLB Baseball”. I didn’t get a chance to go home before going to the game, so I didn’t check it.

Tivo recorded a Rangers/Angels game that aired on ESPN Classic that aired at the same time as the actual game tonight.

Does anyone have video of the Eddie/Leyland exchange? I saw the little clip they played on BBTN. I’m so annoyed at my Tivo!!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 28, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well at least you have

the perfect game, that’s cool, right?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 28, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the game it is?

We were just going to watch the part with Eddie and go to bed, so once I figured out it was the wrong game we didn’t even watch it.

I’m gonna save that off the Tivo, then.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 28, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty sure it is

it happened 15 years ago today

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 28, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Witt?

I think that was the last game of the season IIRC.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what?

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TEX/TEX199407280.shtml

last game played was august 10th, rangers lost w/kevin brown on the mound

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 28, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nevermind I think it was 85 or 86

When Mike Witt threw a no hitter against the Rangers on the last day of the season.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sept. 30, 1984 perfect game

California Angels 1 Rangers 0
WP Mike Witt

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well that double play

hopefully can help

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 28, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not bunting again

eventually catches Angels.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Mike Napoli

even know how to bunt?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate giving away outs but sometimes (very rare occasions) it makes sense.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

17K:14BB

Not a great sign. Of course the Rangers arn’t exactly kings of the K:BB ratio.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Comparing K:BB ratios

It seems that Hunter is the anti-Feldman (albeit with SSS)

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BS call

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How about a fucking strike?

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Jul 28, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Morales is supposed to be bad righty right?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

.239/.243/.358 this year

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angel announcers on XM keep reminding everybody

that Sean O’Sullivan has a no-no thru 8 at Salt Lake City.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2 outs away

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

one out

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NONO

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's the score of the Indians/Angels so far, please?

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4-4

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks!

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in high danger

1st and 3rd, 2 out, 3-2 count.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-4

Angels threatening in the bottom of the 8th

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez frane ut a kuttke v-mart

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woops

frame it a little

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like German

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I do have German heritage.

Must have been subconscious.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like eskimo to me

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

frame your hands around your keyboard, too

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This guys a strike throwing machine...I feel like I'm watching the 08 Rangers

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Matthews on deck

would you pitch to Morales with Matthews on deck?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gawd

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on GMJ

the Ranger plant. FAIL!

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sipp sucks

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now we see why the Indians suck this year.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're totally the 2008 rangers

without our childish charm or our suave good looks.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases drunk

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded

2 outs, tie game

Here comes GMJ…..

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This guy now has more walks than innings pitched

Thanks for leaving him in with the bases loaded.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who else do they have?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah...shit

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon GMJ

Show us the reason we laugh every time we hear your name associated with the Angels!

by macromorgan on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sean OSullivan

8 2/3 no hit ball.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dang it GMJ

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Show us Rudy's teachings, GMJ!

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Chist almighty

bases-clearing double

by Inkara1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GMJ

clears them.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gary fucking matthews

are you joking

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 28, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GMJ hits gapper

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit

Effin’ Angels………

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh well.

Kinda saw that coming.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA....I'm going to sleep now. FUCK!

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"

by Section 339 on Jul 28, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh well, losing 2 of 3 is a big improvement.

Would have been nice though with Verlander tomorrow.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I still say that is not a fork in our ass.

Sean O’Sullivan gets the no hitter (hey, he’s Irish).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Instead of fretting over the Angels' outcome, why don't ya just crack one open and jam out to the Rangers' tune?

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by Chase Irwin on Jul 28, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody else realize

than next week is nothing but late night (one getaway game in Oak on Thursday) West Coast games?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sure makes you appreciate our bullpen, no?

by shroomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it does

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 28, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flashbacks to the very beginning of the season

Except without Frankie 0.o

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded nobody out in a tie game bottom of the 9th for seattle

I don’t care about them anymore but it’d be funny if they could find a way to blow it.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hah, 2 outs now without a run

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

boo

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah, they got it

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

leadoff walk is nice

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lead off walk to Marte

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuentes walks Andy Marte

to start the 9th. Assdribble is up.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can you spell Asdrubal Cabrera?

Did I get it right?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now

can you “pronounce” Asdrubal Cabrera?

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 28, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool

now if only that sipp guy hadn’t allowed 2 extra runs with the walks

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ass-dribble hits double off wall.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Double for the Ass man

2nd and 3rd 0 outs.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Eric Wedge goes to his secret weapon!

Jamey carrol?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There's a Michael jackson concert?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Jul 29, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wonder whats going on at HH right now....

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 28, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DON'T LOOK

DON’T LOOK HINDUPLAYA. NEVER LOOK BACK!

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carrol needs to get back to Dallas so I get my paper

in the morning.

That kid looks young.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woo, tieing run on 1st

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

base hit

wassup, bitches?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLOL

Go Tribe!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The secret weapon comes through

1st and 3rd. SS Choo up.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Choo is pretty good... got a chance now woo

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol wow

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

7-5 now

Getting closer….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hell yeah!!

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Tribe

Free rec for anyone who can give me a Bob Uecker quote from Major League now.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 29, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too easy

Juuussssttttt a bit outside….

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 29, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I don't know how they keep

laying off these close pitches

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Never seen that before, huh?

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i bet they miss that douche K-Rod now

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 29, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

K-Rod

still points to the sky whenever an Angels reliever gets a save

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 29, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone still have that pic?

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 29, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Found this one

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 29, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Much thanks

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 29, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tribe needs to play for win

cuz they’re on the road so no bunts or baserunning bullshit.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, chief.

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 29, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just sayin

3-2 to Choo, koo, koo kachoo.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well Fuentes was in lock down mode for a couple months.

If hes going to suck again it shall be very helpful

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4 up, 0 down. fine work today!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet, tieing run to 2nd with noone out.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

can't believe they wasted their coaching visit

are they going to pull fuentes if he gives up another run but not the lead?

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and Fuentes has walked the bases loaded

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases Loaded

No outs….Come on Tribe!!!

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooooo Chooooooo!

Works the 8-pitch walk!

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gesundheit!

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loaded, zero outs

Scosh is taking Fuentes out.

"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bases juiced!

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ALL ABOARD

THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN!

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 29, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Choo walks

yeah, baby.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aww.

Bulger will save the day.

Trade for Ian Snell.

by sprite on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ducks on a pond!

Let’s go TRIBE!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The good ship Choo

walks.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

also

FUCK YOU AGAIN FUENTES.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

now would be the ultimate time to build some trade value!!!

hit a slam v-mart

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

pulling fuentes. really risky move with a closer. might as well demote him for a week

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lmao

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Break in the action

what happens at the end of 9 innings?

I say we’re going to extra innings, tied at 7.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

-reads halos heaven.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Getting into the soft underbelly of the Angels bullpen

"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09

by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What would that be?

everyone but Fuentes? Not anymore

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 29, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

even if the angels win

they just effed their closer. that doesn’t end well and its not like they have a ton of candidates to take over

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 29, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs