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by Adam J. Morris on Jul 28, 2009 9:42 PM CDT
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14 games over. Amazing.
Go Tribes.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
THAT IS AWESOME
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
your pants!
zip!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Rec once and Rec again
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
That is hilarious
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Wrecked!
Now we just need ab03 to mod the grease monkey script…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Anybody got a link?
that was the funniest thing i’ve seen in a ranger game this year.
by nathanbaum09 on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to know what was going on here
That’s totally awesome!!
Yeah, I was playing with g'kids during Eddie's stint. What provoked this stuff?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Looked like Leyland, and then 5-Scoops chirping
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yep, Laird stuck his fat face in there too
Kinda suprising, considering he and Eddie are former teammates.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Notice the score. Lolol
Leyland is a fucking loser.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 28, 2009 11:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I feel like i could stare at this for hours
sort of like an andrus play
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
hahahah
me too…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 29, 2009 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I sent this to my wife in Google chat
And started to explain it, but before I could she replied:
“That’s funny. Is he a coach or a player?”
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
Hello Win Column!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 28, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.
We won Gardner, time to jam out!
"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney
by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
x
The Great Elvis Andrus War of July 28 has been fought and won.
Time to tip your cap and move on.
by brettgardner on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You bastard.
Heh!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Elvis Andrus Says: "Dont you know? We are Built for Fun"
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Geez
Angels announcers are basically shocked and surprised that we won tonight….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
that is quite a bit of suckage
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Well
that’s what happens when you broadcast with a cock in your mouth.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
LMAO
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
That insult's gay, dude.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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I'm not condemning him for sucking cock
I’m just saying that if Rex Hudler likes to suck cock, he should do it in the comforts of his own home, and not in the work place.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Give it a few years, and you'll
catch up to Z.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
good job
by those Venezuelans!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Remember the times when we bitched about our pen in the AM Threads?
Yeah, those were the times…….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
clark is crying somewhere softly
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 28, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's the ATDHE link again, for anyone who wants it
http://www.atdhe.net/7364/watch-indians-vs-angels
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
by LSJ on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And WOW the Angels look ridiculous.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Rock! Thanks for the link!
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
This is good.
/Black Flag
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
That was a pretty nice game.
Good to see the offense waking up again.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Hope Ian will not be dl'ed
And we owe detroit a sweep
by death of the cool on Jul 28, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
I wouldn't mind him
missing the game tomorrow. Think Wash would be smart enough to have Murphy lead off?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
What happened to kins?
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Pulled hamstring.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Fuck
Or maybe Yay?
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Earmuffs!
"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney
by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
ahahahaha i can't stop watching it. that is amazing. i'm never deleting this game
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
He really called him a fat fuck?
I have to go rewind now.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 28, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
What did Lewin say right after that?
Something like “Leyland with some commentary”.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
HAHA!
how can anybody NOT love Lewin?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 29, 2009 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
x
the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 61 recs
Gold
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
Ohhhh snap
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Dear DSheppard
You are awesome
Signed,
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
it's almost subliminal
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 29, 2009 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
this is the funniest thing i have seen on here all year
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You have outdone your serious badass-ness, sir!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I'm a terrible lip reader
What’s he saying?
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That looks right
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe it is
“Don’t chirp. Sshhh.”
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I think
“Don’t talk to me…shhhhh”
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
over 40 recs??
woah!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
I hope you can see me rec-ing thing
because I’m doing it as hard as I can.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
What happened with Ian?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Tweaked his leg apparently
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Well
fuck
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
And in the same game he had an opposite field base hit for the first time in two months to boot.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Well
both Jack Arias and Esteban German are hot in AAA right now. That’s something, right?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Ha.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Last time I seem to remember him going opposite field
Was in that Arizona game after Davis and Murph went back-to-back.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
he'll be fine
this WILL be his first full season!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
wooohooo!
Pitching and Defense are cool.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
If the Indians somehow manage to beat Weaver with Huff on the mound for them
then well, things might just be going our way
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Angels scored, it's 2-1
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Yeah I'd love to see the exchange...
who was it with and what was going on??
Jim Leyland complained about a pitch inside.
Eddie gave him the talk to the hand gesture.
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on Jul 28, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Ian
strained left hammy. Probably day-to-day.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
hopefully they dont rush him back
those can end up being nagging injuries
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
might not be a bad idea to give him a day or two off
just to be safe
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
A week would be better
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
So if Ian's out for a couple of days
Who do you bat leadoff?
Andrus? Murph? Omar?
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Who cares right now?
Lol, look at the pretty gifs!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
probably a good idea to send the extra guy in the pen down and bring up Arias just in case
we’ve been needing to add a position player for a bit anyways, save Ian a DL stint and give him a couple days off
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
socks games
going to 11th inning
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
what a tag by V-Mart
what a pussy ass dive by Choo
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Ugh
Damn Angels. Tie game 2-2
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Clevelands offense is doing well right now, 3-2 isn't so bad through 3 if they hold it there.
the preceding post was a great success.
i really do hate them
and all their money
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
the angels are the fucking kings of singles
ugh
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Great Win
Rangers need to add a starter and a bat, this is a hot streak but this team when its not on a high wont get it done… We need to improve that middle line…
by FormerLSBUser on Jul 28, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
You sooo suck.
Debbie
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Half a point awarded.
“Suck” was a reference to Debbie Does Dallas too.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ive heard good things about that one...
by FormerLSBUser on Jul 28, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Grooming issues...
Historical odyssey, OK. Private time material…not so much.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The angels seem to never just get 1 run
They always seem to put 4 or 5 straight hits together to have a big inning
by death of the cool on Jul 28, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
Rajai Davis single, A's lead 8-7 in the 11th
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
hopefully 1 and 1/2 games out of both the WC and division at the end of the night
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Ben Francisco is stupid.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
If you hadn't heard the news about Brett Favre today...
wouldn’t this title kind of shock you at first?
Tied ballgame
3-3 Angels/Indians
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Sac fly, Indians tie it
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
i think the Rangers want to take that fork
and shove it up Adam’s ass.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
And if the lead is down to 1.5 games
JD has to bring Nolan a good trade to approve.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
56-42 in late July?!?!
The window of opportunity is wide open.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't know about that
but he’s on the Main Stage right now, the lights are brighter and the music is louder than it was last night.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You act like this is a make or break season
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Hank Joe
sure sounds country as hell
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
And you know how we got to this window?
JD is how we got to this window. He deserves credit for getting a chance to be in the race in July.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
So if JD is the lead singer....
What that make Nolan???
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
A Rockette
Wait. That’s Clemens.
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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The window of opportunity may be
but the bank window is closed, I’m afraid. If JD brings it, and Nolan approves it, I doubt Hicks will sign off on it if it includes payroll.
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
The bank window is not an excuse
JD was given a budget before the year and should have left room for a move like this.
If not, he needs to get really creative.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
We had money to sign Sheets in February
and attendance is up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Budgets aren't fixed
Things change. The president of the franchise might have told him that they don’t have any money for a move like that anymore. Hicks is losing his ass right now and probabl can’t afford to take on additional salary
ha ha ha ha ha ha
“JD was given a budget before the year and should have left room for a move like this”
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I second that ha ha
That was pretty funny
by Mark from OC on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't seem wise
to not make your team as strong as possible from the get-go, but instead wait for the possibility that maybe you’ll need it later.
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
Just tell JD to bring Nolan a good trade for approval
that actually helps the big club win this year and all will be well.
That’s how the good GM’s earn their stripes.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
good point
I can’t remember a time when JD has pulled off a good deadline deal to set this team up for success…
We've been under .500 ever since JD took over
this thing so we’ll see if he can make a trade that helps this team, this year.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Pure G-money there...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Gotta remember, Hicks wants to sell this thing,
and lower payroll makes it more attractive. If they even come close, Hicks can proudly point to a good team with lots of future promise and low financial obligations in terms of payroll. As for being creative, trade Blalock, Padilla, MY? Probably not a good idea right about now…
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
No, because he's white
double standard’s a bitch.
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
Grilli = Tim McGraw + NASCAR(Natural Light)
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 28, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Dang
Over 1200 comments in the GDTs tonight. Even InsideCorner has over 300.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
i think our Fan Base is about as strong as it gets when it comes to online following
unfortunately it doesnt translate well to actual attendance.
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
15th is attendance this year
22 last year. Up 2870/gm which is 3rd in MLB
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
4649400 reasons to be happy.
20 buck a head (which is low) x 81 games
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
2nd/3rd, 2 out for the tribe
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Weaver got a high pitch count right now
Over 80 in the top of the 4th
Time to see the crappy Angels bullpen for the rest of the game here soon….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
he's definitely off his game
its a really great thing/
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Interesting
Redsox offer Buckholz, Masterson/Bowden/Lars, and a small prospect….
Would that be equal to Dutch, CD/Perez, and maybe Lemon?
by FormerLSBUser on Jul 28, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
thats a pretty strong offer
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Can't see Toronto doing much better than that
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
Good offer but still not strong
It has to be Buchholz, Bard, and a minor prospect for that trade to happen
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Lars has really been a disappointment this season
Many scouts are down on him, and the Jays could also be down on him
Right now, they can’t sell low on him. They could though sell high on Bard
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Knowing the red sox
They will do whatever it takes if they feel the Yankees are pulling away from them
by death of the cool on Jul 28, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I think theyd be fine with the wild card
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Riccardi can't turn that down
Not sure Phillie can top that.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
i definitely feel like the BoSox make the most sense now
they have a deep enough system to where it can get done, and they have tons of incentive as this puts them out in front if they get in as either the WC team or division winners. Their time to win is now and this deal helps a lot in that regard
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
down where?
oh…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 29, 2009 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
A's up 9-7
Bailey in the game.
We’re still in the Wild Card, people.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
BTW, I know i've said this before, but im a really big fan of Moscoso
the guy has an excellent knack for controlling his pitches. I think he throws a bit harder than people expected too. He sat around 92 on our gun tonight which means thats more like 93-94, he has excellent control and good tailing/rising action on his FB. He isnt gonna walk practically anyone with his control and has strike out stuff. The only tack against him is the FB rates, but honestly, with a strong showing in K/BB rates, he should stll be a very solid ML pitcher IMO.
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
First two Bosox get on base.
Green up, drops bunt successfully.
Ellsbury up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Ground out, run scores. Two outs runner on 3rd.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Bosox lose.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
the A's were getting hosed by the HP ump
and still manage to win. Good for them.
But the best part about it: Papelbon (BS)
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yeah
he blew a 3 run lead right?
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
It couldn't have happened to bigger douche.
since Tex is not a closer.
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thank you a's!
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
ESPN
Just showed the clip of Eddie and Leyland….
Been on the bandwagon for 35 years... when do we get our parade?
by GMCM in Memphis on Jul 28, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Bosox announcers especially bitter afterwards.
Like the kind of bitter AJM was when discussing MYoung and the AS Game on the podcast.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Bitter like an old man that posts in loops?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
why do we continue to act
as if Outlaw’s opinion still matters?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Good point
I guess it is for the sport of it?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Firebat
It’s called, The Way It Is.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Josey, ya made the Pope upset....
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Does tonight's game certify Mathis' spot in the bullpen?
Mathis has been perfect out of the pen and very below average if not just plain bad as a starter. Why not keep him in the pen the rest of the year?
that's what I was thinking
If he continued to be great in the BP people would probably want to see if maybe he can still be a starter. A below-average showing was for the best. I’ve always seen him as a pen guy… like most I assume.
Moscoso
deserves the next open start IMO. Mathis is just fine as our long man. Give Nippert and MOscoso the open starts
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Moscoso, yes
Give Moscoso the next start available as he has been kicking it in the minors. Give him a shot. If it doesn’t work out, Nippert is always there as a backup. I was very surprised, though, that the Rangers brought in Moscoso in the 9th, so this obviously is not in their plans
by Mark from OC on Jul 28, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
So on Baseball Tonight earlier..
You know how Lewin was talking about Knapp passing out on the plane and needing to go to the hospital. Well they reported it as the Rangers pitching coach and tried to tie it into being because of Padilla’s swine flu..
I heard that!
And even after the second banana corrected him, the guy kept trying to make it sound like Padilla and all the sick Rangers were the reason!
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
Baseball Tonight
setting new standards for incompetence.
Next move: Dayton Moore and Trey Hillman, new analysts!
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
At least the other BBTN know what OPS is, right?
right?
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Oh
Drayton Moore will take care of that.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Can't wait to see all those Yuniesky Betancourt highlights
next year.
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They also had a segment on Hamilton's swing
They pointed out a toe tap that Rudy apparently stopped and that it messed him up.
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on Jul 28, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
HR!!!!
4-3 Indians!!!!
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Misspelling Peralta
with the HR
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
if i can be guaranteed that he is healthy
id take him, but i dont know if you can guarantee me that
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
yeah
I for one would love to see what Maddux could do with a healthy Kaz
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
oh yea, i would definitely expect good results if he was healthy
although, Id be a bit worried about how he’d do the following years seeing how he is owed some solid amounts of money… It’d be a very risky move, but it could turn out to be a buy low oppurtunity. I dont know if id give up Holland for him, actually i wouldnt, but id consider a 5-10 type prospect + something else for him
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Weaver at 100 pitches in the 5th
Indians do know how to work the count….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
I know
Its nice to see him make work his way back.
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
whats happened to him??
Wasnt he once one of the highest rated prospects in the game?? Its amazing that he’s still only 26.
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
yea, he tore AAA this year
it certaitly seems like there are alot of late arriving power hitting players in the game today. Maybe he’s another one of them. I wish him well as i like the Indians.
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I didn't realize this...
Now through 98 games, Texas has only allowed 427 runs and is on pace to allow 706 runs. That is unbelievable. From 967 runs allowed in 2008 to 706 in 2009, potentially.
Speaking of which, we have allowed the second fewest runs in the AL. I didn’t realize just how good this team has been at run prevention. Sheesh.
by Stephen Rushin on Jul 28, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
Amazing
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
You know...
You really have to credit Nolan for whipping these pitchers into shape and making the tough decisions for JD…
Don't forget Mike Maddux
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This
He was the best pick up in the offseason.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Don't forget Hawkins.
As they just mentioned on the post-game show.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I'm guessing 3 of them were high
and 4 were just trying to be sarcastic.
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
or maybe they just couldn't read or understand what was written like you
I didn’t say “the ‘other’ 4”.
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No problem
I forgive you :)
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
I had 920 - 940
I’ve rarely been so happy to be so wrong.
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
It won't be 706.
They still have to play a bunch of good offenses but it is still going to be a fantastic drop off from last year.
Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!
by DerekSTheRed on Jul 28, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for posting that, Adam
Sometimes I forget what a good writer I am.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
I don’t think it’s remotely possible this thing has a bully with anything close to a 3.78 ERA.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Hahaha
Eddie Guardado got into a verbal discussion with Tigers manager Jim Leyland in the seventh inning Tuesday. After the Tigers threw behind Ian Kinsler in the sixth, Guardado’s first pitch to Adam Everett in the seventh inning was inside. Leyland and Guardado started talking back to each other, with Guardado motioning for Leyland to zip his lips. Guardado was just protecting his team.
“If they don’t know the game they shouldn’t be there,” Guardado said. “I’m not going to try and hurt anybody. I’m just trying to play the game the right way.”
As for hurting someone, Guardado didn’t think that was a real possibility anyways.
“I throw 85 mph,” he said. “They can catch that. That’s part of baseball. Actually it was kind of fun.”
Per DMN Blog
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
I've always liked Eddie as a person
Seems to be a class act.
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 28, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I still remember him coming in to close a game last year instead of CJ
He went three up, three down and did so really efficiently. CJ had been a beating to watch around that time so it was really weird to see what a good save looked like.
Good lesson for Ceej.
And well taken, if I might say.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I've never hated Eddie
just thought he was out of gas in April/May.
He’s proved me wrong. I’m happy to admit it.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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he's f#$king staying here for the rest of the season
that’s for damn sure
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 29, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
"They could catch that."
a man has to know his limitations. Eddie has some fire in his belly….
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
Victor Martinez looking good this series
Building up his trade value pretty good
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
I'd like to see us take a flyer on Cody Ross
I wonder what the Marlins are asking for him.
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
Matt Palmer
Reason why Wins and Losses are overrated….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Oh, the post-game show of record
Calling for JD as Exec of the Year.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You don't work for 105.3 unless your nose is buried up
the ass of LBD.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Think you'd hear the classic BAD Radio joke
about the fern and JD’s office on 105.3?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Rex Hudler
“Texas won again tonight. They just continue to keep on winning somehow….”
Yeah, we thought the same of you all this whole month, jackass….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
what an asshole
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 28, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Somehow"
Somehow is called pitching and defense. I know it sounds weird but it’s true. Yet again, how the hell are they scoring some many runs with Hunter and Guerrero out?
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Rex can take his "SuperVlad" and shove it up his ass.....
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Jul 28, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Might as well take the retarded rally monkey, too.
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They taste like shit grilled.
Already tried it…do not go there.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Snake is not so bad, though.
skin it. sun-dried. tastes like beef jerky
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only if you add some Angels' fans tears
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I've had
frog, snake, guinea pig, rabbit. My aunt would raise the rabbits herself and cook them at family reunions. I once walked into the room where she had the rabbit skins hanging dripping blood. Yeah. fun times.
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I know it's weird for you since some people have them as pets.
But it isn’t so bad. Kinda rough, though.
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
I had a guinea pig for a pet in college.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
You and Richard Gere, boomer.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
See you are wrong again
It was a gerbiel
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
I can understand
That’s why I’m only a dog person.
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They're a delicacy in Peru.
The kids keep them as pets, and they are sort of like little vacuum cleaners until you chuck them in a stew and eat them. I believe the dish is called “cooey” or something that sounds like it.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 28, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not Rex Hudler
The other duo is announcing tonight… Hudler is doing pregame/postgame and Physioc is… somewhere.
They all sound the same
I call them all Rex Hudler. All of them are just annoying jackasses….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Jul 28, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tribe shuts down Angels in 6th
4-3 Cle
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
OT: I decided to play a song by Godspeed You! Black Emperor tonight. It's playing now.
Clocks in at 29:58.
What’s the longest non-classical song you’ve ever heard?
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Echos by Pink Floyd
The long version (clocks in at like 23 minutes), not the short one (which is like 9 minutes)
What ya got playing tonight so far?
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Click the link in my sig.
I update my playlists through my blog. Song #9 currently.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Good stuff so far tonight
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Thanks alot!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Light of Day, Day of Darkness
by Green Carnation. 60:06. Interesting stuff, but not for everyone.
by Outworlder47 on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Octavarium by Dream Theater for me
Clocks in at about 24 minutes and its all great.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
My co-host played that song on here like 2 weeks ago.
I studied in the other room to it. Not bad at all.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Dream Theater is the longest I get.
Isn’t Change of Seasons right at 25 minutes?
Probably
That GYBE song- I have a couple of their CD’s.
I keep meaning to listen to the show- not often you see Isis, Pelican, GYBE, and Jesu all on a radio playlist. That’s some good taste there!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Thanks man. I do what I can. I'm on the air right now for another 30 minutes or so @ ktcu.net, if you want to hear more metal stuff.
Instrumental music is probably my favorite genre, so I try and put a lot of that on there each night.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Haha
Kendry Morales just pulled a Marlon Byrd. Swing at the first pitch with runners at 2nd and 3rd to pop it up and end the inning
This right after the pitcher had walked two in the inning and the batter before was at a 3-2 count….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
From Jeff Wilsons Post Tonight about the trade for a first baseman that could hit lefties...
That has to be Victor Martinez me thinks…
- He has about $3.0Mill left on this years deal, more due to a clause in his contract that would give him a raise… His 2010 is just an option, and it would bump up also due to the trade, $7.5Mill…
- Indians are trying to cut payroll according to reports…
So, for basically a rental for this year and maybe next year, you could have Martinez for…
Indians Get:
Justin Smoak
Allows them to use Shoppach at catcher full time, a good defensive 1b, and haff can DH forever…
If they want a pitcher:
Indians Get:
Derek Holland
Each deal you could add a low level kicker…
by FormerLSBUser on Jul 28, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
Stop having awful ideas
thanks!
-Firebat
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Thats not imagination you just came up with
its delusion.
by behindthebag on Jul 28, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
What behindthedouchebag said!
PM, stay off the crack, foo’.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's not imagination
when you shit all over the blog. It’s idiocy.
How bout this idea!
The Rangers get: Victor Martinez
The Indians get: The opportunity for every fan to kick PM Productions in the Nuts!
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 28, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rude
Poor form…
If you want to win this year, if you want to make a move, sometimes you have to make a gamble… If you want to add a quality major league player, you probably are going to give up something that means a lot to you… This is a deal that could work, its a lot, but it would get done, and if you want to win, not build for 2011 or 2012, then you gatta sacrifice…
Revision:
Salty/Tea, and Fabio Castillo
Does that wrestle your jolies?
by FormerLSBUser on Jul 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You're dumb
and I hope you die in a glorious fire
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
ok
that was a bit harsh. Instead, I’ll just run you through what it is like to read one of your posts.
First, you come out with a very obvious take (IE: Rangers are looking for a 1B). Then you take the name of someone randomly on the team, regardless of their actual value (IE: Derek Holland, Justin Smoak, Salty/Tea, Fabio Castillo). And then you try to marry the former with the latter with barely a thought on existing deals on the table, actual performance of said players, actual value of said players, their contract status or anything else. And sometimes, just to make sure everyone gets to read your crappy opinion, you might sometimes even make a fanpost of it. Not a fanshot, but a fanpost.
And that abortion of a post above? That’s the result of a very poorly informed poster writing very poorly informed things. And it’s an absolute beating read. So yeah. Stop it.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I wouldn't trade any of the top 4 we've got, barring Halliday or Lee.
Just can’t get behind that idea.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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too expensive financially for next year
and too expensive in prospects if you let him walk. Nope.
Never argue with a fool. Onlookers might not be able to tell you apart.
Nick Johnson
he has no suitors right now. I wonder if his prices have gone down.
Johnson is a FA after this year, he needs to play in a DH league, he is not even close to a B FA. You’d imagine the Nats would be more willing to move him than Willingham.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Valid point.
Maybe a 2am deal, like the Tiex trade…except for peanuts?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Something like that
the Rangers would pick up the money, and give them something like Jack Arias +
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I'd love to net Johnson, injury history aside.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
He's a FA at the end of the year
even if he gets hurt, he’s not our problem after this year. He’s also not going to get any comp as a FA, so we don’t have to worry about arb at all. He has almost no value for the Nats and now that the Red Sox and the Giants both got 1B, he has no suitors.
It’s almost the perfect opportunity for a value pick up.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
It would be nice
but I think the Rangers would rather have a RH hitter.
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
Johnson
He’s hit lefties better than righties the past four seasons, so I don’t think it matters than he’s a lefthanded hitter.
by Darrell McKown on Jul 28, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Even if it doesn't cost you much.
Unless they find a way to trade Blalock, Johnson isn’t coming to Texas.
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You platoon
Andruw and Hank as a DH. Johnson is your 1B, and he has reverse splits. (His OPS is nearly .150 higher vs. lefties than righties and has been consistently.
It’s not hard, I bet even PM Productions can manage this. Of course, he’d probably give up Martin Perez somehow.
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Yeah but
where is Ron Washington gonna find ABs for Marlon Byrd? Sit Cruz? Platoon w/Murphy? No way. Wash wouldn’t stand for that.
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Platoon with Murphy
+ starts for Hamilton/Cruz when they need rest.
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Still not enough ABs for our "cleanup" hitter
at least, according to our manager.
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You're being dumb and ridiculous
do not act like that. It makes me think of young LSJ.
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Sorry.
But as ridiculous as I know it may sound. It’s plausible. I’d love to see Johnson here. I know it wouldn’t cost much. But I just don’t think it’s gonna happen unless Blalock is traded.
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Yes on Nick Johnson and he becomes the every day DH.
Hank stays at 1B and plays every day as well.
AJones shakes pom poms.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
A. Jones
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hank Blalock vs. lefties.
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
NO
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
They asked for Buchholz
for Martinez from the Red Sox.
You’re very poorly informed and make awful posts. Be better informed so you can stop making awful posts.
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Is Al in Garland a poster here?
Kinda learing disabled, very repetitive, and gives Nolan all the credit?
Hmmm…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Think "Al in Garland" pms other posters after he gets his widdle baseball feelings hurt
so they can meet up?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
email?
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Rodney, NMLR, 3 years ago
pathetic.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
For once and for all, you little fucking psuedo-man.
I invited you to discuss baseball at the Newberg Night, and actually was looking forward to discussing baseball with you. Obviously, since then, I have owned you in several arguments, but alas, you have turned into a psychotic troll of the highest order, so you choose to lash out and distort the truth.
Please, let’s ask anyone who was a regular over there FOUR years ago if I was ever threatening to anyone.
You continue to be a caraciture of a cartoon of a parody. Keep the idiocy-smugness coming, please.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Jul 28, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
But if he comes to Newberg Night
when will he find time to masturbate to that pic of Buck and Hank?
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Newberg Night & Josey Wales
Probably not going to happen.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice spin, Rodney
and it’s funny how you waited several years to clear everything up. Don’t worry, you weren’t the only one.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The thought of someone getting that riled up over your posts.
lol
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Max
To be fair, he got his lunch handed to him or should I say shoved down his throat.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I just can't imagine anyone caring about what the internet thinks that much to get upset.
Hell hath no fury like he who gets angry at the internet, I suppose.
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by Maximilian on Jul 28, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
And if you’ve met Rodney, he’s not the type of guy to go around making threats to people.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Rodney came at me and asked to meet
and it sure as fuck wasn’t at Newberg Night.
That’s a new one.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Does he masturbate to ps'd pictures of Showalter making out with Blalock?
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Haha
Angels doing a Red Out Week the same week we play them….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
We should totally wear
our Red uniforms too.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
The Rangers should pack their
Red unis for that series just to piss them off.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
OT - Texts from Last Night
Totally an awesome site….this one made me laugh
(732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can’t beat anybody.
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Haha
Found that one last week. Good stuff
This one gets me as well
http://youmightbethatguy.wordpress.com/
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
My current favorite site.
The one about cementing the couch is awesome.
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OT: Happy Peruvian Independence Day.
They get 2 National Holidays (28,29), btw.
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Did their independence happen exactly at midnight?
Or are they just way cool about knowing everyone is going to party so you might as well have 2 days off.
by Mark from OC on Jul 28, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking it's the latter.
Nah. There two main battles on consecutive days, I think. At least I think that’s how it was.
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Don't know my Peruvian history as well as most
So I will take your word for it. Happy July 28th! and Happy July 29th!
by Mark from OC on Jul 28, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Are those paid holidays?
Hmm.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Can't understand why the Indians are leaving Huff in still
Isn’t he at 110 pitches right now?
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Name me another bullpen pitcher
for the Indians besides Kerry Wood
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
He's actually a corpse
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Chris Perez?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
AAA
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
ah
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
excuse you
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Dave Burba was awesome
Remember when he pitched for the Rangers? And sucked at it.
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Has he ever been coached by Mark Connor?
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Joe Smith!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Rick Vaughn?
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 28, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
nice job eric wedge lord have mercy
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
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by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions
Angels not bunting?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
So GMZ's up to something.
Jeff Clement was pulled from the Tacoma game today for non-injury related reasons.
They are expected to be sellers (with Bedard now on the DL)
But given how little the M’s think of Clement, he might just an add-on to a major trade (kinda like Mahay was)
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Damnit
Tie game 4-4
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Angels just tied it.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Unbelievable
GB single. Of course
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Fuck!
So my Tivo season pass for Rangers games is set up on keyword “Texas Rangers” and even type = sports, since they’re all freakin called “MLB Baseball”. I didn’t get a chance to go home before going to the game, so I didn’t check it.
Tivo recorded a Rangers/Angels game that aired on ESPN Classic that aired at the same time as the actual game tonight.
Does anyone have video of the Eddie/Leyland exchange? I saw the little clip they played on BBTN. I’m so annoyed at my Tivo!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
well at least you have
the perfect game, that’s cool, right?
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by studcrackers on Jul 28, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that the game it is?
We were just going to watch the part with Eddie and go to bed, so once I figured out it was the wrong game we didn’t even watch it.
I’m gonna save that off the Tivo, then.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
pretty sure it is
it happened 15 years ago today
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by studcrackers on Jul 28, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Witt?
I think that was the last game of the season IIRC.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
what?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TEX/TEX199407280.shtml
last game played was august 10th, rangers lost w/kevin brown on the mound
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by studcrackers on Jul 28, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Nevermind I think it was 85 or 86
When Mike Witt threw a no hitter against the Rangers on the last day of the season.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Sept. 30, 1984 perfect game
California Angels 1 Rangers 0
WP Mike Witt
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
well that double play
hopefully can help
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Not bunting again
eventually catches Angels.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Does Mike Napoli
even know how to bunt?
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I hate giving away outs but sometimes (very rare occasions) it makes sense.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 28, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
17K:14BB
Not a great sign. Of course the Rangers arn’t exactly kings of the K:BB ratio.
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Comparing K:BB ratios
It seems that Hunter is the anti-Feldman (albeit with SSS)
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Angel announcers on XM keep reminding everybody
that Sean O’Sullivan has a no-no thru 8 at Salt Lake City.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
2 outs away
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
one out
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
What's the score of the Indians/Angels so far, please?
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4-4
Angels threatening in the bottom of the 8th
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Well I do have German heritage.
Must have been subconscious.
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looks like eskimo to me
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frame your hands around your keyboard, too
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This guys a strike throwing machine...I feel like I'm watching the 08 Rangers
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Matthews on deck
would you pitch to Morales with Matthews on deck?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Come on GMJ
the Ranger plant. FAIL!
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Now we see why the Indians suck this year.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
They're totally the 2008 rangers
without our childish charm or our suave good looks.
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Bases drunk
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Bases loaded
2 outs, tie game
Here comes GMJ…..
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
This guy now has more walks than innings pitched
Thanks for leaving him in with the bases loaded.
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who else do they have?
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Sean OSullivan
8 2/3 no hit ball.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
fuck
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dang it GMJ
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-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions
Show us Rudy's teachings, GMJ!
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GMJ
clears them.
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
gary fucking matthews
are you joking
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GMJ hits gapper
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Damnit
Effin’ Angels………
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Oh well.
Kinda saw that coming.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
HAHAHA....I'm going to sleep now. FUCK!
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
Oh well, losing 2 of 3 is a big improvement.
Would have been nice though with Verlander tomorrow.
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I still say that is not a fork in our ass.
Sean O’Sullivan gets the no hitter (hey, he’s Irish).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Instead of fretting over the Angels' outcome, why don't ya just crack one open and jam out to the Rangers' tune?
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by inactive lsb user on Jul 28, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody else realize
than next week is nothing but late night (one getaway game in Oak on Thursday) West Coast games?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Yeah, it does
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
flashbacks to the very beginning of the season
Except without Frankie 0.o
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Bases loaded nobody out in a tie game bottom of the 9th for seattle
I don’t care about them anymore but it’d be funny if they could find a way to blow it.
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Lead off walk to Marte
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Fuentes walks Andy Marte
to start the 9th. Assdribble is up.
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Can you spell Asdrubal Cabrera?
Did I get it right?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Cool
now if only that sipp guy hadn’t allowed 2 extra runs with the walks
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Ass-dribble hits double off wall.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Double for the Ass man
2nd and 3rd 0 outs.
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Eric Wedge goes to his secret weapon!
Jamey carrol?
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
There's a Michael jackson concert?
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 29, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
i wonder whats going on at HH right now....
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
last time i looked we had more people commenting on it than they did
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DON'T LOOK
DON’T LOOK HINDUPLAYA. NEVER LOOK BACK!
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Carrol needs to get back to Dallas so I get my paper
in the morning.
That kid looks young.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
base hit
wassup, bitches?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
The secret weapon comes through
1st and 3rd. SS Choo up.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
7-5 now
Getting closer….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
hell yeah!!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Go Tribe
Free rec for anyone who can give me a Bob Uecker quote from Major League now.
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Too easy
Juuussssttttt a bit outside….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Jul 29, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't know how they keep
laying off these close pitches
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never seen that before, huh?
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
i bet they miss that douche K-Rod now
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
K-Rod
still points to the sky whenever an Angels reliever gets a save
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Also when rolling out of bed in the morning
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Does anyone still have that pic?
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"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I wish I did.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Found this one
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Jul 29, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
here
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by DShep on Jul 29, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Much thanks
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Tribe needs to play for win
cuz they’re on the road so no bunts or baserunning bullshit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Just sayin
3-2 to Choo, koo, koo kachoo.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Well Fuentes was in lock down mode for a couple months.
If hes going to suck again it shall be very helpful
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can't believe they wasted their coaching visit
are they going to pull fuentes if he gives up another run but not the lead?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Bases Loaded
No outs….Come on Tribe!!!
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Wooooo Chooooooo!
Works the 8-pitch walk!
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions
Gesundheit!
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Loaded, zero outs
Scosh is taking Fuentes out.
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
bases juiced!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
ALL ABOARD
THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN!
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Choo walks
yeah, baby.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
The good ship Choo
walks.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
also
FUCK YOU AGAIN FUENTES.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
How many consecutive base runners has he allowed in the last two nights?
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
now would be the ultimate time to build some trade value!!!
hit a slam v-mart
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
wow
pulling fuentes. really risky move with a closer. might as well demote him for a week
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Break in the action
what happens at the end of 9 innings?
I say we’re going to extra innings, tied at 7.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Getting into the soft underbelly of the Angels bullpen
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions
What would that be?
everyone but Fuentes? Not anymore
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
even if the angels win
they just effed their closer. that doesn’t end well and its not like they have a ton of candidates to take over
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Had no clue Victor was a switch hitter....
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
wow
that was ball 3 Victor
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Come on! A walk is a run!
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions
I wish I could break out slow motion like I do for big pitches in Rangers games.
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Fwiw, Bulger has been the Angels best reliever as of late.
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
FUCK
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
Crap
DP….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
That's his 2nd one tonight
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Freaking Tribe
DP started by Morales.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Come on
Misspelled one!
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Blah
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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christ
i got so jazzed when it said runs on mlb gameday
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Same
Then I saw the comments here
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
That bugs the crap out of me sometimes
espeically when it takes forever to tell you what happened besides that
Pitching around JPerralta
Give me a fucking wild pitch!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
Well it sucked that they got so close and blew it
But now that they’ve actually lost a couple I won’t let a win ruin my enjoyment of the Rangers win heh.
Too bad though.
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SCREW THE ANGELS
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 29, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions
that too
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 29, 2009 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Damnit!!!
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
MF
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
No
fuck that Sipp guy for those 2 walks that came around to score in the previous inning.
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
that too.......
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Jul 29, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
blah
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
vmart
totally bit right there. but jhonny was hitting a dp grounder so it wasn’t going to matter
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Well if Vmart had hit even a single before him
it would have been tied
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
So fucking close
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions
Stupid VicMart
Blew that entire situation when he fouled off ball 3 .
"After intense analysis, I have come to the conclusion that Neftali Feliz throws fucking hard." - John Sickels
seriously
just following the tracker i was thinking wtf was he swinging at
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by studcrackers on Jul 29, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
It's ok
they got Minnesota, Chicago, Tampa, Texas as their next couple of series. Do our jobs.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Yep.
Hopefully the Twins can step up this time.
by behindthebag on Jul 29, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
They get the Twins at the dome.
no one but the Yankees beat the Twins at the dome
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Oh well
let’s try again tomorrow.
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
I'll take the win tonight
time for bed.
l8r mates
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 29, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions
i still think it is a big deal they had to bench fuentes
that could stay in his head for a while.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I think
it’s even more of a deal that Weaver struggled again.
So that makes, Weaver – Saunders – Santana all struggling, with Lackey being come and go.
I don’t even know who their 5th starter is.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
No fucking way the Angels turned down
the Halladay offer if it was Saunders/Aybar/Wood
Trade for Ian Snell.
matt palmer?
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by studcrackers on Jul 29, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
no he's a reliever
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
well
he’s switching back and forth
he’s made 12 starts including his last appearance
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by studcrackers on Jul 29, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Props to the Rangers on MLB.com article
In a word, unpredictable. Kind of like the AL West this season, with the Rangers and Mariners nipping at the Angels’ heels in a surprising three-team race.
Daniels, drawing on the wisdom of club president Nolan Ryan, is putting together a product built to last with an organization rated No. 1 overall by Baseball America.
“I think you can make a case that all four clubs in the American League West should be even better in the future than they are right now,” Daniels said. “There is a lot of young talent in this division. Obviously, the Angels are the team to beat and have been. Hopefully, the other three teams, with what we are trying to accomplish, will be able to close the gap.”
The Rangers have improved dramatically on the mound and defensively. While they aren’t as explosive offensively — slugger Josh Hamilton has dealt with injuries much of the season — they’ve ripped pages out of the Angels’ playbook with daring on the bases and small-ball staples such as the suicide squeeze.
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
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