Game 78 Game Day Thread
Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers, Jul 3, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
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From DRayBay
The Rays have decided to skip Jeff Niemann’s turn in the rotation, meaning Matt Garza will get the start here Sunday.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crap he's on my fantasy team
poor jeff.
on the ranger front im not likeing the tradeoff
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting.
I’ll be there, so I’ll probably be the asshole being escorted out of the park while cursing to Garza for being such a damn fine pitcher.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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by Maximilian on Jul 3, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a second there I was happy thinking we'd get some 6th/7th starter instead. But just moving up garza? Blah.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SI_JonHeyman#phillies, #rangers among teams interested in struggling wang. #yankees
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why?
With the injuries we are really in need of some SP depth. Obviously it depends on what it would take to get him, the money and such but I don’t just hate the idea of getting him.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
id let them have some expiring contract(s)
and a 40 man fodder
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am interested.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont they owe wang a bunch of money?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chien-Ming Wang rhp 1 year/$5M (2009)
per Cot’s
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 3, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what it would take to get him?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 3, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, I don't think I want him.
Perhaps The Stache sees something he thinks he can fix. I think Bryd makes sense for them.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 3, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kins
Young
Byrd
AJ
HaBla
Cruz
Salty
Crush
Tiny E
by Panorama on Jul 3, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad borbon is here to ride the pine.
Brilliant!
by Hull Fan on Jul 3, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, no shit
Why even bring up the kid.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 3, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He will probably go back down tomorrow.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should never have been brought up
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the time byrd and cruz were both in a big slump.. who was to know byrd would immediately hit 3 homeruns and be on top of his game.
Though in any case bringing borbon up because you thought he could be a solution on offense does seem more than a little off.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll prolly want to after being interview by
Barnett…
:p
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 3, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
interviewed
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 3, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A look at Marlon Byrd, the Rangers offense and what the next week will bring
Go Rangers tonight!!!!! Looking ahead, how will the Rangers hitters (Byrd) and pitchers fair next week? Check out:http://www.fantasybaseball101.com/2009/07/03/h2h-corner-back-to-the-future-next-week%E2%80%99s-h2h-preview-3/
Also, for a run down of the hottest of hot players and coldest of cold from the last week, check out the Katy Perry All-stars — our boy Marlon Byrd made the cut!!!!
http://www.fantasybaseball101.com/2009/07/03/h2h-corner-katy-perry-all-stars-xi/
by h2h_Corner on Jul 3, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't spam us
But I will say I like that chalkboard header image =p
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you and your fantasy baseball.
Tits or GTFO
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go team go!!!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm here tonight
Decided not to go to Des Moines for the RedHawks/I-Cubs finale for three reasons…
- I had to work until 6.
- I knew rain was heading in.
- With the 80/35 music festival going on as well, I knew traffic would be insane.
I’m ready to watch the Rangers though (and Scott Kazmir).
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 3, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hello!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 3, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gimme a coupla hours...I'll try to catch up with you.
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 3, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Working on that myself!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must run to the off license before game time...
Baseball without beer seems unnatural.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching the Rangers is never a bad choice
by BEW on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
But I really would have liked a few more hours of looking at Casey Benjamin
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Hunter gets a win
Do they smash birthday cake in his face?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis and Blalock vs. Kaz
should be fun slash sickening tonight
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm here tonight
sister-in-law is here today, and there were no seats near our seats for the entire weekend….
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 3, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stream
tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=ea67d43671f0e7df680fdb828a75c370
by shroomer on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
6 k's in a row for Joe Wieland - thru 2.1 IP
smokin’
by shroomer on Jul 3, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just wow
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Jul 3, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wieland is making his case for
top ten prospect status.
by Hull Fan on Jul 3, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no one in that league can hit a curveball
it’s almost comical
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go rangers.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh joy, another little ditty from the state of TX
Register your car, doo-wop style.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sarah Palin resigns as Alaska governor
It would be nice if it was because she was disappearing from the scene.
Alas, it appears to be so she can go around the country and start running for president in 2012.
Bah.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Look on the bright side...
If she turns out to be the GOP candidate in 2012, Obama should win by a landslide.
Though I don’t think highly of too many Republicans, I don’t think even they are stupid enough to try and elect someone that blatantly ignorant and crazy.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want Obama to win by a landslide
I’d like two viable parties, not a regional party and a national party.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh deedley do, don't getcher panties in a wad, bucko.
I’ll make a better candidate than I am a mother.
/Palin
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jul 3, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you talking about?
Preaching abstinence only sex education while your teenage daughter gets knocked up is a PERFECT example of a good mother. Sheesh.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does it really matter if she does? Shes not going to get much support and certainly isn't a threat to be the rep.
True the media coverage would be irritating.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suspect that she will get quite a bit of support
I wouldn’t be shocked if she’s the GOP nominee in 2012.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In this part of the country (Appalachia) she's a god.
But, the people out here also think Obama is a muslim terrorist.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
The GOP is a slave to the base. And the base is a bunch of bible and gun clenching rednecks, with massive amounts of ignorance. Palin, in their eyes, is the only candidate that can represent “real” America (‘cause, y’know, the rest of it is fake or something).
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, i'll admit im not up enough on politics to really argue this point
so if true i will just say.. that would be bad.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
Certainly she’ll have lost some of her looks by then.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's true
Which is what makes part of her appeal so fascinating.
If she looked like Kathryn Jean Lopez or Maggie Gallagher, she wouldn’t even be on the political map.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
I wasn’t trying to “zing” her, though I guess it may have done that. I’m with you…some of her appeal comes from the fact that she’s kinda hot. I sure isn’t from her brains.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries AJM
Palin’s biggest crux was her lack of experience. Her experience and resume on anything more than Wassila city council is 2 1/2 years. Her lack or prowess on issues and lack of experience dealing with those issues was why a good % of even republicans questioned her qualifications. So…. to rebut those claims she quits the only position that will actually nullify those concerns and unquestionably help her long term knowledge going forward for presidential aspirations?
she’s done. its over. at this point he experience in the field of politics if she runs tommorrow for 2012 isnt enough to be considered a serious contender maybe even in her own party.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Rangers!
please.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Jul 3, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So
I downloaded Firefox 3.5, thinking it would help my Firefox speed problems.
Now, I can’t pull up Firefox at all.
It shows up in processes, but it doesn’t actually ever come up on my screen.
After rebooting multiple times, I finally give up, uninstall, and reinstall.
Try again. Same problem.
Any suggestions?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry. I cant help you.
I’m still on 3.0.11.
Is 3.5 a beta release? Normally when they come out with a new one the things wants to update itself. I ask it to have a little restraint, but it’s persistent.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Tommy!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Birthday Boy!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
K!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonder how much weight Tommy will lose tonight.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
Borbon!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm quite worried about ommy hunter in this game.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Longoria as ROY
What a joke.
It should have been David Murphy.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I disagree.
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jul 3, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess that .850 may/june ops leaves you reaching for places to take a shot at him.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's going
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
to get his glove
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweet
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha Crawford
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
Nice Kinsler
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NIce Play.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit that was funny!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Acted like he had gotten the ball and crossing 2nd to throw to first to complete a DP...
Caused Crawford to think he was already out.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That performance will earn him an Emmy nomination
I’m sure
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they don't give emmy's for that kind of stuff
by Mike E on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad it istill on
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im liking all the unconventional double plays of late
by texasrfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wonder if that was something omar taught him
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I call a HR
right here.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kins can't bunt.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler tried to bunt for a hit????
FIRE RON WASHINGTON!!!!
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Up your nose with a rubber hose!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
o for 3 in a row
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler says "Just call me Pop up"
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone have a stream link?
I’m in Pensacola on a family emergency, 470 miles from Tampa, and apparently subjected to blackout restrictions on MLB.TV. Bah.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jul 3, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Michael Young
Great allocation of money. If Tom Hicks was going to go broke, at least he was able to give Michael Young $16 million per year for five years first.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT
I’m still amused by Greg Golson’s reaction when I asked him to sign as “Tool Shed.” :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do tell
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think she just did
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not very specifically heh
What, bewilderment? Laugh?
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See below
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha..
Wednesday night, he was signing and I said, “You should start signing as ‘tool shed.’” He looked up at me with a puzzled expression and asked, “What? What’s ‘tool shed’?” I said, “That’s your nickname on lonestarball.” He laughed and said, “Oh really?” he said. “I’ve never heard that.”
Alas, he just signed as Greg Golson, but that was funny.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looked safe
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Horrible call
He was safe.
Still a great play by Longoria.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you really call what Wash does "Arguing?"
It’s more like a discussion
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was he safe? Oh okay he was? well i like the way you fill out those pants. you look very nice.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good call
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That, by the way...
…is what a good defensive third baseman looks like.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fixed
is what a good great defensive third baseman looks like.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marlon Byrd
Let’s sign him to an extension. 3 years, $15 million would probably get it done.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
...and a promise to be the starting CF'r
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
The hell with Borbon and Nellie. We need Byrd and Murphy playing every day.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just to make sure that was interpreted correctly,
I am not a fan of keeping Byrd, but if the team wanted to do so, they would have to promise him that he wouldn’t be a platoon guy.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Take that money and throw it at Blalock
by lildrummerboy on Jul 3, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can do both
3 years, $15 million for Byrd and 3 years, $30 million for Blalock.
We can trade Kinsler if need be to afford that.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
even when Josh comes back
this lineup needs another bat
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ben, did you hijack AJM's account today?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ben should bring back rangerknight
i think that was him anyway.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
yay for the 21 pitches though.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This isn't special for Kazmir
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jul 3, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewin is acting like Kazmir just threw 40 pitches
by texasrfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, once it gets past 10...
Lewin can’t use his toes to count because he hasn’t yet learned how to tie his shoes without mommy’s help.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i buy velcro shoes
for that reason
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
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marlon's wife
is awesome
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Less Knox, more of whoever this chick is...
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
marlon's wife
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's give Marlon's wife a 3 yr, $15 mil deal to take Knoxie's job
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
i doubt knox makes six figures
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knox doesn't look like that though
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shhhhhh, he didn't unvelcro his shoes
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
i’m just saying that that’s one heck of a raise.
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say we call Tommy...
“Big Game”.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're chatty
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
That walk Adam took Seth on did more for him than it did for the kid.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can only give him this nickname if he has been your 2nd or 3rd best pitcher in Big Games
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that any game is more importanrt
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
by P Brady on Jul 3, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put that nick with his last name
I think that’s where Adam was going
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Monte Hunter played for the Cowboys...
…that was his nickname.
He was number 19, IIRC, which was a weird number for a cornerback.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah
I’m not up on my Cowboys trivia. Sorry my assumption was wrong :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoss
Lookin’ good.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pitch.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pitch to end it there
hmm. I’m still worried but so far so good obviously.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY TOMMY!

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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was the first nickname reference I could think of
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ with a BB or K in this PA
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice hit
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ!!!! :)
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by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays
Those red hats are confusing me- they look like the Rangers with those.
Or maybe it’s just the rum and cokes…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone know a brake-service specialist that will be open tomorrow?
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OC Automotive Specialists
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't drive down any hills. you'll be fine
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just Brakes
Every time I hear their commercial where the woman says, “why do you do it, Just Brakes?” I yell “because it makes us a lot of fucking money, bitch” at my radio.
I think I may have anger issues.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That commercial is just annoying as all get out.
Which is why it’s the first goddamn thing that popped in my head when oc mentioned brakes.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just Brakes
Most of them are well run outfits. Some are franchised though so I’d do some research first.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how the commercial starts out with a phone ringing, the guy answers 'Just Brakes?', and then you hear the sound of brakes squeaking
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where are you and what do you need done?
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have the pads. I just need the rotors turned and the new pads to be put on
We got someone to do the work last time and they tightened the caliper (?) bolts pretty effing tight. My dad and I can’t get it loose with our hands
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you really in Orange Co, CA?
If so I can’t help you. In Dallas/FW I can point you in the right direction.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a bitch...
I’ve worked 15 out of the last 17 days… and the first Saturday I get off is a bloody holiday.
Who would possibly be open in DFW on Independence Day?
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know some guys. What part of town are you in?
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe's Emergency
on East 820 and Brentwood Stair. Give them a call. He’s not a brake “specialist” but he can do brakes. That’s the closest place I can think of without booting up my laptop.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How'd hank miss that pitch?!
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I qualify that as a missile
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe if I had spelled missile correctly, we might have had something
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've got to misspell it from now on, GDT tradition
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
smoked it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on team!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Has hit safely in 11 of last 15 games"
Thats reaching for a highlight.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty will drive in two here
I can feel the power.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Salty
Why do you have to make me look foolish, motherfucker?
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
I’m tired of Salty shit
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Barajas is laughing somewhere.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shit a brick!
Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"
by randyd on Jul 3, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty still sucks
Have you not read my signature, Jarrod?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf chris...you take the best pitches ever
by texasrfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that looked like a pretty borderline strike to me.
probably better than the one he will K on though
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon ump
The Rays don’t need yuor help vs CD
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thought that was going to fall in
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow don't get my hopes up like that
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh
fuck me…
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck a monkey
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why take it out on a monkey?
Fuck our offense…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True that...

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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously...
is there really a real pic of a black hole?
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NASA
It’s not a photo in a traditional sense, but they’ve found several and have imagery. Easiest to find would probably the one at the center of the Milky Way.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fear bad up coming...
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Geico
I have had them for my auto insurance for years. wonder how much of my premium goes towards all these commercials
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, it was another decent pitch count inning at least
45 now. Being the first game of the series it would be nice to get into the pen.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It would be nice we could score with a man on 2nd and 3rd with one out
F getting to the pen—how bout’ some runs?
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be the "at least" part. feel free to score runs.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers ball girls tend to have some seriously thunderous thighs.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
soccer player
or volleyball thighs?
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like
the one behind matt
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY IGNORE THE GAME ITS AN AUTOGRAPH SPOON AND RECIPE BOOK!!!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's my pie
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Daniel's Homemade donuts
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt likes pizza
they are chicken people
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't like
green peas either
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah good call, why even split screen
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HELL YEAH!
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 errors while they have cut to full screen cooking bull shit
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have this cookbook
Can’t wait to start making some of the stuff in there
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trevor Cahill sucks
He could have used some time in a major league bully before taking the bump in the show.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Suddenly I agree that GDTs are a beating.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Matt Harrison...he doesn't care what color it is"
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on kinsler
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Kinsler
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Ian
Don’t start sucking at defense now too.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It had been a while since Ian did had one of "those" errors.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay
There’s Matt Harrison’s wife and Brandon McCarthy’s wife.
Who is the other woman?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Which one is Brandon McCarthy’s wife?
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron Washington's mistress
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one's the one behind Josh?
She’s hot.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon McCarthy's wife
Or girlfriend, per BBIMBF.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BMac is not married yet
That’s his girlfriend, Amanda.
Not sure who the other girl is though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The other one might be O'Day's girlfriend
I didn’t really get a good look at her though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler, did you decide to just not show up this inning?
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Laird had thrown that ball...
…everyone would be bitching about how OMFT sucks, and leaving Kins alone…
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what if barajas had thrown it?
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then Ed would show up...
…saying that if Barajas can’t catch a throw home to save his life, he should at least be able to throw to second without one-hopping it.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Salty had thrown it last year, everyone would be bitching about how he'll never be a catcher.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Kins don't come down with MY syndrome
The ball isn’t going to kill you
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks tommy
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck yes.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo. Good work
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TY for being a badass, Tommy.
Tell Kinsler to shape the fuck up.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, CJ Upton really sucks this year.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There's another Upton?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops.
Heh.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hasn't gotten as much fanfare
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tommy Boy put out that fire!

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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't decide which I like better
A woman with an Enlish accent or a woman with a southern accent like Harry’s wife.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Depends...if it's a scouser accent, southern wins by a country mile
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they're coming out of someone like Anna Torv, Poppy Montgomery or Yvonne Strahovski, who cares.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It depends on the English accent...
My boss has a sexy voice, but she’s posh…our HR chick can barely be understood, and it’s not really attractive.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always had a thing for girls with husky voices.
Not nasty-husky… but like tomboy-husky
Don’t know why
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A comparable reference would be like that chick on ESPN Radio
Amy Lawrence (?)
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler, 2 at bats, 2 pop flys
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a soft line drive!
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh. Remember that game Josh and Tom discussed
the difference between a pop up and a line drive for something like 5 innings? Brutal.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
At some point, Teagarden has to start playing, right?
At least against LHPs?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was
Harrison’s catcher…and Harrison got hurt. He was Padilla’s catcher, and Padilla got hurt. Sounds risky to stick TT with anyone else.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron didn't really follow through on his promise to play him more, did he?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: Ron's promises
See: Borbon
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron don't follow through on promises...Ron trusts gut
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but he's a players manager?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Players can still affect the manager...depending on what food they bring Wash
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or smokes...
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if you're either (A: a veteran
Or (B: Ron decides you’re speedy or gritty.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron's judgment of who is speedy and who isn't is questionable though
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron's judgement on everything seems questionable.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, a walk!
Nice AB, MY.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So is going 0-5 the other night and 4 outs were pop ups.
And hes 0-2 again tonight and 1 out is a pop up, but his “uppercut” swing doesnt need to change (for the fact that he is lead off guy) because that swing got him to where he is today.
But then you have Josh Hamilton, who had a career years last year and still has the humility to try and make his swing better than it was. (didnt work to well but at least he is willing to change to get better)
I am so tired of Ian and his all or nothing approach to the plate. Especially at leadoff. That might be one of Washington’s biggest downfalls, cant manage a lineup worth a damn.
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
smart PA by MY
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit. Now there's commercials for Rangers twittering?
Or have I just not noticed that ‘cause I’ve neglected American TV since last weekend?
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The answer to the Geico question is...
Josh Hamilton?
Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.
by Joker'z on Jul 3, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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