Game 78 Game Day Thread
Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers, Jul 3, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
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The Rays have decided to skip Jeff Niemann’s turn in the rotation, meaning Matt Garza will get the start here Sunday.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
crap he's on my fantasy team
poor jeff.
on the ranger front im not likeing the tradeoff
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Interesting.
I’ll be there, so I’ll probably be the asshole being escorted out of the park while cursing to Garza for being such a damn fine pitcher.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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For a second there I was happy thinking we'd get some 6th/7th starter instead. But just moving up garza? Blah.
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SI_JonHeyman#phillies, #rangers among teams interested in struggling wang. #yankees
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
Why?
With the injuries we are really in need of some SP depth. Obviously it depends on what it would take to get him, the money and such but I don’t just hate the idea of getting him.
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id let them have some expiring contract(s)
and a 40 man fodder
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
dont they owe wang a bunch of money?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Chien-Ming Wang rhp 1 year/$5M (2009)
per Cot’s
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I wonder what it would take to get him?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Ugh, I don't think I want him.
Perhaps The Stache sees something he thinks he can fix. I think Bryd makes sense for them.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Yeah, no shit
Why even bring up the kid.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
He'll prolly want to after being interview by
Barnett…
:p
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
interviewed
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
A look at Marlon Byrd, the Rangers offense and what the next week will bring
Go Rangers tonight!!!!! Looking ahead, how will the Rangers hitters (Byrd) and pitchers fair next week? Check out:http://www.fantasybaseball101.com/2009/07/03/h2h-corner-back-to-the-future-next-week%E2%80%99s-h2h-preview-3/
Also, for a run down of the hottest of hot players and coldest of cold from the last week, check out the Katy Perry All-stars — our boy Marlon Byrd made the cut!!!!
http://www.fantasybaseball101.com/2009/07/03/h2h-corner-katy-perry-all-stars-xi/
Don't spam us
But I will say I like that chalkboard header image =p
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Fuck you and your fantasy baseball.
Tits or GTFO
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go!!!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
I'm here tonight
Decided not to go to Des Moines for the RedHawks/I-Cubs finale for three reasons…
- I had to work until 6.
- I knew rain was heading in.
- With the 80/35 music festival going on as well, I knew traffic would be insane.
I’m ready to watch the Rangers though (and Scott Kazmir).
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Hi!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Gimme a coupla hours...I'll try to catch up with you.
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I must run to the off license before game time...
Baseball without beer seems unnatural.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
But I really would have liked a few more hours of looking at Casey Benjamin
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
If Hunter gets a win
Do they smash birthday cake in his face?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Davis and Blalock vs. Kaz
should be fun slash sickening tonight
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I'm here tonight
sister-in-law is here today, and there were no seats near our seats for the entire weekend….
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Oh joy, another little ditty from the state of TX
Register your car, doo-wop style.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Sarah Palin resigns as Alaska governor
It would be nice if it was because she was disappearing from the scene.
Alas, it appears to be so she can go around the country and start running for president in 2012.
Bah.
Look on the bright side...
If she turns out to be the GOP candidate in 2012, Obama should win by a landslide.
Though I don’t think highly of too many Republicans, I don’t think even they are stupid enough to try and elect someone that blatantly ignorant and crazy.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't want Obama to win by a landslide
I’d like two viable parties, not a regional party and a national party.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh deedley do, don't getcher panties in a wad, bucko.
I’ll make a better candidate than I am a mother.
/Palin
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
What are you talking about?
Preaching abstinence only sex education while your teenage daughter gets knocked up is a PERFECT example of a good mother. Sheesh.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Does it really matter if she does? Shes not going to get much support and certainly isn't a threat to be the rep.
True the media coverage would be irritating.
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I suspect that she will get quite a bit of support
I wouldn’t be shocked if she’s the GOP nominee in 2012.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
In this part of the country (Appalachia) she's a god.
But, the people out here also think Obama is a muslim terrorist.
Yup.
The GOP is a slave to the base. And the base is a bunch of bible and gun clenching rednecks, with massive amounts of ignorance. Palin, in their eyes, is the only candidate that can represent “real” America (‘cause, y’know, the rest of it is fake or something).
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, i'll admit im not up enough on politics to really argue this point
so if true i will just say.. that would be bad.
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I don't know
Certainly she’ll have lost some of her looks by then.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
That's true
Which is what makes part of her appeal so fascinating.
If she looked like Kathryn Jean Lopez or Maggie Gallagher, she wouldn’t even be on the political map.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
I wasn’t trying to “zing” her, though I guess it may have done that. I’m with you…some of her appeal comes from the fact that she’s kinda hot. I sure isn’t from her brains.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
No worries AJM
Palin’s biggest crux was her lack of experience. Her experience and resume on anything more than Wassila city council is 2 1/2 years. Her lack or prowess on issues and lack of experience dealing with those issues was why a good % of even republicans questioned her qualifications. So…. to rebut those claims she quits the only position that will actually nullify those concerns and unquestionably help her long term knowledge going forward for presidential aspirations?
she’s done. its over. at this point he experience in the field of politics if she runs tommorrow for 2012 isnt enough to be considered a serious contender maybe even in her own party.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Go Rangers!
please.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
So
I downloaded Firefox 3.5, thinking it would help my Firefox speed problems.
Now, I can’t pull up Firefox at all.
It shows up in processes, but it doesn’t actually ever come up on my screen.
After rebooting multiple times, I finally give up, uninstall, and reinstall.
Try again. Same problem.
Any suggestions?
Sorry. I cant help you.
I’m still on 3.0.11.
Is 3.5 a beta release? Normally when they come out with a new one the things wants to update itself. I ask it to have a little restraint, but it’s persistent.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Wonder how much weight Tommy will lose tonight.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Guess that .850 may/june ops leaves you reaching for places to take a shot at him.
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Haha Crawford
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
holy shit that was funny!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Acted like he had gotten the ball and crossing 2nd to throw to first to complete a DP...
Caused Crawford to think he was already out.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That performance will earn him an Emmy nomination
I’m sure
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
They should
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad it istill on
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
wonder if that was something omar taught him
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I call a HR
right here.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
Up your nose with a rubber hose!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Kinsler says "Just call me Pop up"
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
anyone have a stream link?
I’m in Pensacola on a family emergency, 470 miles from Tampa, and apparently subjected to blackout restrictions on MLB.TV. Bah.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Michael Young
Great allocation of money. If Tom Hicks was going to go broke, at least he was able to give Michael Young $16 million per year for five years first.
OT
I’m still amused by Greg Golson’s reaction when I asked him to sign as “Tool Shed.” :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
I think she just did
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
See below
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha..
Wednesday night, he was signing and I said, “You should start signing as ‘tool shed.’” He looked up at me with a puzzled expression and asked, “What? What’s ‘tool shed’?” I said, “That’s your nickname on lonestarball.” He laughed and said, “Oh really?” he said. “I’ve never heard that.”
Alas, he just signed as Greg Golson, but that was funny.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you really call what Wash does "Arguing?"
It’s more like a discussion
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Was he safe? Oh okay he was? well i like the way you fill out those pants. you look very nice.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
fixed
is what a good great defensive third baseman looks like.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
Yep
The hell with Borbon and Nellie. We need Byrd and Murphy playing every day.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
just to make sure that was interpreted correctly,
I am not a fan of keeping Byrd, but if the team wanted to do so, they would have to promise him that he wouldn’t be a platoon guy.
No
Take that money and throw it at Blalock
by lildrummerboy on Jul 3, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
We can do both
3 years, $15 million for Byrd and 3 years, $30 million for Blalock.
We can trade Kinsler if need be to afford that.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
even when Josh comes back
this lineup needs another bat
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Ben, did you hijack AJM's account today?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ben should bring back rangerknight
i think that was him anyway.
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This isn't special for Kazmir
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
To be fair, once it gets past 10...
Lewin can’t use his toes to count because he hasn’t yet learned how to tie his shoes without mommy’s help.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
i buy velcro shoes
for that reason
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
marlon's wife
is awesome
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Less Knox, more of whoever this chick is...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
marlon's wife
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Let's give Marlon's wife a 3 yr, $15 mil deal to take Knoxie's job
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
wow
i doubt knox makes six figures
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Knox doesn't look like that though
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Shhhhhh, he didn't unvelcro his shoes
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
yes
i’m just saying that that’s one heck of a raise.
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
I think
That walk Adam took Seth on did more for him than it did for the kid.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You can only give him this nickname if he has been your 2nd or 3rd best pitcher in Big Games
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Not that any game is more importanrt
Brad Ziegler had a scoreless inning streak. Brad Ziegler had not met BJ Upton.
Put that nick with his last name
I think that’s where Adam was going
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
When Monte Hunter played for the Cowboys...
…that was his nickname.
He was number 19, IIRC, which was a weird number for a cornerback.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah
I’m not up on my Cowboys trivia. Sorry my assumption was wrong :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Hoss
Lookin’ good.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Nice pitch to end it there
hmm. I’m still worried but so far so good obviously.
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YAY TOMMY!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Was the first nickname reference I could think of
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
AJ with a BB or K in this PA
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Rays
Those red hats are confusing me- they look like the Rangers with those.
Or maybe it’s just the rum and cokes…
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
OC Automotive Specialists
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Just Brakes
Every time I hear their commercial where the woman says, “why do you do it, Just Brakes?” I yell “because it makes us a lot of fucking money, bitch” at my radio.
I think I may have anger issues.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That commercial is just annoying as all get out.
Which is why it’s the first goddamn thing that popped in my head when oc mentioned brakes.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Just Brakes
Most of them are well run outfits. Some are franchised though so I’d do some research first.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I like how the commercial starts out with a phone ringing, the guy answers 'Just Brakes?', and then you hear the sound of brakes squeaking
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Where are you and what do you need done?
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I have the pads. I just need the rotors turned and the new pads to be put on
We got someone to do the work last time and they tightened the caliper (?) bolts pretty effing tight. My dad and I can’t get it loose with our hands
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you really in Orange Co, CA?
If so I can’t help you. In Dallas/FW I can point you in the right direction.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
What a bitch...
I’ve worked 15 out of the last 17 days… and the first Saturday I get off is a bloody holiday.
Who would possibly be open in DFW on Independence Day?
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I know some guys. What part of town are you in?
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe's Emergency
on East 820 and Brentwood Stair. Give them a call. He’s not a brake “specialist” but he can do brakes. That’s the closest place I can think of without booting up my laptop.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You've got to misspell it from now on, GDT tradition
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
come on team!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
"Has hit safely in 11 of last 15 games"
Thats reaching for a highlight.
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I hate Salty
Why do you have to make me look foolish, motherfucker?
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
shit a brick!
Definiton of insanity-doing the same thing and expecting different results
"Introducing your 2009 Texas Rangers-Built for Insanity!"
Salty still sucks
Have you not read my signature, Jarrod?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
that looked like a pretty borderline strike to me.
probably better than the one he will K on though
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C'mon ump
The Rays don’t need yuor help vs CD
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Fuck a monkey
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Why take it out on a monkey?
Fuck our offense…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
True that...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Obviously...
is there really a real pic of a black hole?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
NASA
It’s not a photo in a traditional sense, but they’ve found several and have imagery. Easiest to find would probably the one at the center of the Milky Way.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Geico
I have had them for my auto insurance for years. wonder how much of my premium goes towards all these commercials
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Well, it was another decent pitch count inning at least
45 now. Being the first game of the series it would be nice to get into the pen.
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It would be nice we could score with a man on 2nd and 3rd with one out
F getting to the pen—how bout’ some runs?
soccer player
or volleyball thighs?
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
i like
the one behind matt
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
HEY IGNORE THE GAME ITS AN AUTOGRAPH SPOON AND RECIPE BOOK!!!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
that's my pie
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Jon Daniel's Homemade donuts
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Matt likes pizza
they are chicken people
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
i don't like
green peas either
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
yeah good call, why even split screen
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
HELL YEAH!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
2 errors while they have cut to full screen cooking bull shit
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
I have this cookbook
Can’t wait to start making some of the stuff in there
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Trevor Cahill sucks
He could have used some time in a major league bully before taking the bump in the show.
"Matt Harrison...he doesn't care what color it is"
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Oh Ian
Don’t start sucking at defense now too.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
It had been a while since Ian did had one of "those" errors.
the preceding post was a great success.
Which one is Brandon McCarthy’s wife?
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
Ron Washington's mistress
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Brandon McCarthy's wife
Or girlfriend, per BBIMBF.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
BMac is not married yet
That’s his girlfriend, Amanda.
Not sure who the other girl is though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
The other one might be O'Day's girlfriend
I didn’t really get a good look at her though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinsler, did you decide to just not show up this inning?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
If Laird had thrown that ball...
…everyone would be bitching about how OMFT sucks, and leaving Kins alone…
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Then Ed would show up...
…saying that if Barajas can’t catch a throw home to save his life, he should at least be able to throw to second without one-hopping it.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
If Salty had thrown it last year, everyone would be bitching about how he'll never be a catcher.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Kins don't come down with MY syndrome
The ball isn’t going to kill you
the preceding post was a great success.
Man, CJ Upton really sucks this year.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
There's another Upton?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
He hasn't gotten as much fanfare
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Tommy Boy put out that fire!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Can't decide which I like better
A woman with an Enlish accent or a woman with a southern accent like Harry’s wife.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Depends...if it's a scouser accent, southern wins by a country mile
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
If they're coming out of someone like Anna Torv, Poppy Montgomery or Yvonne Strahovski, who cares.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
It depends on the English accent...
My boss has a sexy voice, but she’s posh…our HR chick can barely be understood, and it’s not really attractive.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I've always had a thing for girls with husky voices.
Not nasty-husky… but like tomboy-husky
Don’t know why
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
A comparable reference would be like that chick on ESPN Radio
Amy Lawrence (?)
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh ok

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Kinsler, 2 at bats, 2 pop flys
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ugh. Remember that game Josh and Tom discussed
the difference between a pop up and a line drive for something like 5 innings? Brutal.
He was
Harrison’s catcher…and Harrison got hurt. He was Padilla’s catcher, and Padilla got hurt. Sounds risky to stick TT with anyone else.
Ron didn't really follow through on his promise to play him more, did he?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Re: Ron's promises
See: Borbon
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Ron don't follow through on promises...Ron trusts gut
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
but he's a players manager?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Players can still affect the manager...depending on what food they bring Wash
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
or smokes...
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Only if you're either (A: a veteran
Or (B: Ron decides you’re speedy or gritty.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Ron's judgment of who is speedy and who isn't is questionable though
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Ron's judgement on everything seems questionable.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, a walk!
Nice AB, MY.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
So is going 0-5 the other night and 4 outs were pop ups.
And hes 0-2 again tonight and 1 out is a pop up, but his “uppercut” swing doesnt need to change (for the fact that he is lead off guy) because that swing got him to where he is today.
But then you have Josh Hamilton, who had a career years last year and still has the humility to try and make his swing better than it was. (didnt work to well but at least he is willing to change to get better)
I am so tired of Ian and his all or nothing approach to the plate. Especially at leadoff. That might be one of Washington’s biggest downfalls, cant manage a lineup worth a damn.
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
smart PA by MY
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Shit. Now there's commercials for Rangers twittering?
Or have I just not noticed that ‘cause I’ve neglected American TV since last weekend?

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