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All Star Game Commerical
Pretty brutal killing all those people with the St. Louis Arch.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does it draw people onto it again? Some kind of human flesh magnetism theory?
Such a weird idea. I liked the NY commercials last year quite a bit.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
People love arches, thus are drawn to them...
makes perfectly logical sense!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are all fatasses mistaking it for McDonalds
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Josh
It is a leap of faith for a guy in his 60s to leave an organization where he’ll never be a big league manager, and go to an organization where he can get that chance, and get financial security at the same time.
I’m sure he’d have preferred hitting fungos until he was 80
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That would indeed be more convenient.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Iwo Jima was it's own war? I never knew that.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't?
/Typical American
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
respect to the marine, but fuck you KNOX!!!!
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hah!
but seriously, that’s gross
by lildrummerboy on Jul 3, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like this is gonna be a long offensive weekend
But at least Hoss Hunter continues to be a bright side.
Of course, we have yet to see his obligatory gopherball tonight, but still…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Josh Hamilton grounds out sharply"
Well, as long as it was sharply.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like how Hoss is pitching
Holland had better be taking notes
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what's gotten into Hunter lately?
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Jul 3, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
experience
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than you think.
Better than most people think, anyway. I think.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah to be honest
I didn’t really think Hunter brought all that much to the table (not a fat joke), but I’m glad he’s proving me wrong and I hope he continues to….What’s with the Rays wearing red hats?
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Jul 3, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
added cutter, improved changeup
same deadly curve and better command of fastball.
It’s a great combination.
by Hull Fan on Jul 3, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love a pitch that benefits the Rangers that's way outside the zone...
and Grieve just pauses and creates dead air for a bit.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*According to pitch tracker that is
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't WAY outside.
When it goes the other way he’ll say “close enough to be called a strike” sometimes.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worse slogan...
“Built for For” or “It’s On!”
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wash.
Get on base or die, Salty.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when your job is to Build to Win, Built for Fun aint nec. a compliment
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT -- Jason Bourne is a badass.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice play
aside from the throw and pick heh
by Mike E on Jul 3, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice throw, thanks Bartlett
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was about to give Bartlett some kudos to making that play...
then he throws it wide.
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why on earth was jones jogging to 1b on that
though obviously it didn’t end up hurting him.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones
He sure was hauling ass on that play. Looked like he was about to turn and head back to the dugout before the ball even got to first.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahahah
Get on base or die, Salty.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That did not end well for the Rays.
Blalock. Now here comes a real hitter.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Blalocks got his eyes set on passing .200 vs lefties
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was not sarcasm
…of course. Uh. Yep.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the pitch.
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by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done and done, congrats hank!
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get a
freaking run?
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go team go!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hank F. Blalock !!!
lol
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hammer Time
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love you too, Blalock.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
blalock
the best since dean palmermickey tettleton
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hank F Blalock
Well, that’s one lefty he can hit….
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's his first hit ever off Kazmir, heh.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
give RW credit for playing Hank tonight
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The gut strikes again?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up about Maddon's glasses...
honestly, why are his glasses so interesting to every fucking person in the media?
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1MMMMMMMMMMMM!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to Keep pumping up that trade value
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron don't care about trade value
He thinks he hot now because he hit the walkoff the other day.
You know, Like Josey does.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hank Joe Two True Outcomes Blalock.
Does it again.
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by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone notice his swing on the replay?
It actually looked good. No uppercut. Perfect balance.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Granted hes tried it before
but i don’t think its physically possible to uppercut that pitch
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would've been something if he'd tried.
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by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perfectly level.
Of course it was a fat pitch, but still. Credit where it’s due. Still hate him.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hank
Well, he’d swing like that all the time if only that stupid sonofabitch dumb dummy dummerson stupidhead dumbfuck Old School Brutha retard Ron dumbest manager in baseball Washington didn’t platoon him.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on salty
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Send Salty down.
For Real.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Salty, this is getting rather pathetic.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im pretty sure he was 2-4 last game
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was 2-3 back on the 26th
1-12 since then coming into tonight.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can someone tell me...
…why Josh and Tom are so intent about talking about everything but the game?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They're not very good broadcasters?
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by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're just now noticing that? Welcome to the Rangers television presentation.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh & Tom
Trying to raise ad revenue for Hicks?
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would have been great if the wives had picked the "Tom Hicks Charitable Fund" as their charity
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Normally I Like THem
…but you’re right it’s starting to get bad now. Need to tighten things up a bit.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind it. I don't need them talking about the game. I know the game.
I’d rather them keep my mind off the game if something bad is happening, then have boring announcers who tell you about every players stats over and over.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they're used to competitive baseball.
For years Josh & TAG have had to fill time during ugly losses. I guess they forgot how to just talk about baseball. I usually like them, but it’s beginning to get annoying.
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they aren't used
to be relevant this time of year
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Davis needs to go down when Hamilton comes back.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis and Borbon (no point in sitting) for Smoak and Hammy please.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smoak can't hit LHP's yet.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who exactly do you have playing 1b that can hit lefties 0.o
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody, and that's the problem.
Get on base or die, Salty.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Black Hole strikes again!
Salty and Crush, yikes.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josey Wales
just wanted to check in and say hi.
Anything special just happen?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jul 3, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis struck out
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a coincidence
No, nothing happened.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did we score?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
walked in 2 runs
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
the Hammer hit another dinger?
Amazing what happens when you get playing time.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The rangers were incredibly patient with hank vs lefties in the big picture
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, its "YOUR Texas Rangers". I own them. We.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hanks working on getting traded by the deadline
doing pretty good at getting it done right now.
the broadcast is full of attention whores selling their soul and anything else marketable.
dunno, anything else?
oh yeah, kins took an inning off
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody else in a good mood?
I’ve got ribs, sausage and chicken on the grill (plus my usual array of peppers) and Beer 4 just died an unsightly death- and then the Hammer went yard.
You boys take care.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
by Josey Wales on Jul 3, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When did SBN
fix the click on the subject line whatchumacallit?
by lildrummerboy on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't think that was going to go unsolved till september.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it still really isnt but its better
i thought you could minimize whole comments and the responses would minimize as well, now just whats in that comment recesses. was it walways like that?
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As far as I can remember, yeah
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No the responses never minimzed
though that would be a good feature
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh, good. Hadn't noticed.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on ump.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get off your knees!!!
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
put them away.
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by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What in the hell was wrong...
…with the 1-2 pitch that was called a ball?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't thrown by a 10 year veteran is the problem with it
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by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Davis.
ugh
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by Kinslerhomer on Jul 3, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he wasn't getting the double play.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, what is up with the defense tonight?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Must be the pitching doing the job in this one.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hunter is ON.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not lucky? Not even a little bit?
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got 5 K's. That ain's luck.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yowzers, Hoss is cooking
Get on base or die, Salty.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hunter the sneak attack safe pick turned badass!!!
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Patriotic fervor tomorrow tonight?
Good…I’ve been thinking that Ranger games are good, but there isn’t enough patriotism involved in them.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Need more bald eagles.
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by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i always enjoy the OF sized flag on opening day
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how much that thing costs
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always wonder where they make 'em
And how.
Get on base or die, Salty.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably in an industrial-type building with a highly-sophisticated sewing machine
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
make a giant tent over your whole house and backyard for shade on the 4th of July.
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the conversation with PAman about whether or not the "America the Beautiful" was league mandate was pretty funny
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by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little Tommy Hunter:
pitching pretty damn well.
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by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
According to Gameday...
…the 1-2 pitch to Burrell was a strike.
When I calculate Tommy Hunter’s Game Score (because Game Score is the only legitimate way to evaluate a pitcher’s performance), I’m adding a K and subtracting a hit.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh
Get on base or die, Salty.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck kind of throw was that
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where was that throw?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice throw Aj
Smart too
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??????
THAT WAS THE WORST THROW I’VE EVER SEEN!!!!!
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if you are mocking the complaints or genuinely complaining
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why can't he be doing both?
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by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm genuinely complaining about that
That was stupid and bad.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jones needs to be released, ASAP.
Can’t hit, and can’t play anywhere but DH…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get you now.
nice.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
Andruw Jones should never play the field.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the black hole that is left field defensively
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo, 2 runs saved. Phew
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's amazing how much emotion can be caused by the following three-word phrases
“In play, run(s)”
and
“In play, out(s)”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody had a link to a stream in the first thread.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I'm watching the Rangers game
Watching gameday of the RedHawks game
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that
I’d rather they wait 2 seconds to update and include the info. How hard could it be.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hammy in LF will really make this club a well balenced OF
as long as they ever play Borbon
WOW! heck of a play IK
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KINSLER!
FUCK YEAH! DEFENSE!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now, see, *that* was "lucky."
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yalp.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it?
I think he had estimated his average bat speed velocity from other at bats, and threw it at the exact speed and location so the batted ball would be just inside of Kinsler’s range.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you, now.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're off the hook now Kinsler
now how about hitting some LDs
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm following pizza hut on twitter to get free pizza rolls
I feel shame.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHH
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Left handed starters who can throw mid 90s are pretty rare and draw obvious comparisons.
And he does technically throw a slider.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holland throws a lot harder than Kazmir and doesn't have nearly the secondary stuff Scott has.
They are both lefthanded though I guess.
by ncrangerfan on Jul 3, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets go Elvis
steal a couple of bases on these mofos.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 3, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is a time
when Ian needs to just concentrate on making contact and not a HR
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
welp... that's contact
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what I really hate?
Assholes riding around on their miniature scooters that have been made in the image of motorcycles.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
netter not goto traders village
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
by Jayslick on Jul 3, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have bever veen to traders village.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what I really hate?
Autograph collectors with huge binders of 15 cards per player who DEMAND players sign for them or they rip them apart.
Also, those who don’t know how to pronounce the name of the player they’re trying to get an autograph from. I don’t know how many times I heard, “Is that Willie IRE?”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
Wow.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The killer is that these are supposedly Cubs fans
Wasn’t Scott Eyre a Cub not that long ago? Did they forget about him?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice slide elvis
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Credit Elvis there
Hell of a slide.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god he didn't uppercut it!
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Elvis
Fuck you Kinsler.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thunderthighs up in the bullpen?
Why?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that camera made Kins look like he was jogging to 1B
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah the camera seems to do that every time
by Mike E on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
merely an illusion i assure you
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY with RISP is comical
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Smite the haters AJ
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woops, byrd. he has haters too though.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's having to try so hard to take pitches
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
consider thee smited
I’ll ignore for the moment that I’ve been hating on him for months.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it paid off.
Rangers hitters take note.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's working.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*flaps*
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BYRDMAN!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Once again...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Photo has Angels in it.
Unapproved.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but it has the California Angels in it...
that’s 2 names ago. Most Angel fans don’t even remember they were that.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHUT UP ABOUT THE FREAKING GLASSES!!!!
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the glasses who are managing the game, though.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron's gut, Madden's glasses
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't mind for this...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
homerun coming on next pitch
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or not
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
I find myself not hating Byrd over the last week or so. Am I wrong?
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 3, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No
Really, there’s no reason to hate Byrd — he’s a solid fourth outfielder.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only ify ou change your long term opinion of him.
no harm in enjoying the hot streaks.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's actually making an effort to have better AB's
So no… you’re right. Good Byrd.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Rangers!
I’m not sober and it’s almost 3. Sleep beckons.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where are you? Portugal?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
London, England.
And that Byrd catch capped off a good night of baseball watchin’. Rangers better have won when I wake up in the morning.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow...
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo
A little awkward but it works
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't you know about the Byrd?
Everybody knows that the Byrd is the word.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That song is awesome
And it plays in my head when he does something good.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jul 3, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best Family Guy episode ever.
Maybe the only one worth mentioning.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss Emily
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hoss Hunter
Impressive.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jennings coming in with runners on base
not good.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boston and Seattle
In the 11th inning right now.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's still on
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So, is Tommy Hunter now the most underappreciated Ranger in franchise history?
Is he competitive? I need to know these things.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cahill is right.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A number of things,
but here I’m referring to his take on Mike E’s posting proclivities.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmn.
What was that?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who's left?
And is there a center?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I... I have no idea.
I’ll go with “correct” next time, though, I know that…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I'll have the California Health Plate."
“No dairy.”
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TAG is overrating Jennings
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tag overrates everyone.
It’s kind of his thing.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT
Brandon Boggs left tonight’s game injured.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh no
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 3, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josey will be devestated
And then he’ll find a way to blame it on JD. If he hadn’t sent him back down to AAA, he wouldn’t have gotten injured? Damn you Donuts!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to go out on a limb...
…and say Josh Hamilton isn’t being activated tomorrow.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why?
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because AJM said so...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're hot and you're cold!
You’re yes and you’re no!
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you drinking tonight?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jennings may be better than we think.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as he's in the relief role, he is.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boooya!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rangers had a lot of good AB's against Kazmir
Everyone golf clap. It is necessary.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aw, bunny!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 3, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be nice to carve up some of the TB 'pen for the next two nights.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know...
Ever since cmkelly mentioned he was sweet on the scrunchy-faced Mini Buffalo Ranch girl, I can’t stop watching her in those commercials…
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
same
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 3, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be easier..
…if she was on there for more than a half-second at a time, and you could actually get a good look at her.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flo is jealous.
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice AB Hank
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz was going to bunt?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Salty
Try not to swing like a girl this time.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hank steals?
WTF?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Silly navarro
the rangers dont get caught
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by DSheppard on Jul 3, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hank
Nice steal there, buddy.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on Jul 3, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Navarro really sucks.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the only way runners can advance when The Black Hole is up
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 3, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gary Pettis in charge of baserunning?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 3, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
Now I kind of wish for a K, so there won’t be a GIDP, and Elvis can come up.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No worries, Davis is up
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLOL
Salty just got intentionally walked…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 3, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Davis 3-Run Homer
since Salty didn’t get the chance to double, I’m making this absurd prediction.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bold
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 3, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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