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Why does it draw people onto it again? Some kind of human flesh magnetism theory?
Such a weird idea. I liked the NY commercials last year quite a bit.
the preceding post was a great success.
People love arches, thus are drawn to them...
makes perfectly logical sense!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
they are all fatasses mistaking it for McDonalds
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Yeah, Josh
It is a leap of faith for a guy in his 60s to leave an organization where he’ll never be a big league manager, and go to an organization where he can get that chance, and get financial security at the same time.
I’m sure he’d have preferred hitting fungos until he was 80
That would indeed be more convenient.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It wasn't?
/Typical American
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
respect to the marine, but fuck you KNOX!!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
It looks like this is gonna be a long offensive weekend
But at least Hoss Hunter continues to be a bright side.
Of course, we have yet to see his obligatory gopherball tonight, but still…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
"Josh Hamilton grounds out sharply"
Well, as long as it was sharply.
the preceding post was a great success.
like how Hoss is pitching
Holland had better be taking notes
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
what's gotten into Hunter lately?
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Jul 3, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
Better than you think.
Better than most people think, anyway. I think.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah to be honest
I didn’t really think Hunter brought all that much to the table (not a fat joke), but I’m glad he’s proving me wrong and I hope he continues to….What’s with the Rays wearing red hats?
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Jul 3, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
added cutter, improved changeup
same deadly curve and better command of fastball.
It’s a great combination.
I love a pitch that benefits the Rangers that's way outside the zone...
and Grieve just pauses and creates dead air for a bit.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
*According to pitch tracker that is
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
It wasn't WAY outside.
When it goes the other way he’ll say “close enough to be called a strike” sometimes.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Worse slogan...
“Built for For” or “It’s On!”
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
when your job is to Build to Win, Built for Fun aint nec. a compliment
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
OT -- Jason Bourne is a badass.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
Nice throw, thanks Bartlett
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Was about to give Bartlett some kudos to making that play...
then he throws it wide.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Why on earth was jones jogging to 1b on that
though obviously it didn’t end up hurting him.
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Andruw Jones
He sure was hauling ass on that play. Looked like he was about to turn and head back to the dugout before the ball even got to first.
That was not sarcasm
…of course. Uh. Yep.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we get a
freaking run?
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
go team go!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Hammer Time
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
I love you too, Blalock.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
FUCK YEAH
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
blalock
the best since dean palmermickey tettleton
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
That's his first hit ever off Kazmir, heh.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
give RW credit for playing Hank tonight
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
The gut strikes again?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Shut up about Maddon's glasses...
honestly, why are his glasses so interesting to every fucking person in the media?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
to Keep pumping up that trade value
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Ron don't care about trade value
He thinks he hot now because he hit the walkoff the other day.
You know, Like Josey does.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank Joe Two True Outcomes Blalock.
Does it again.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Granted hes tried it before
but i don’t think its physically possible to uppercut that pitch
the preceding post was a great success.
It would've been something if he'd tried.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Perfectly level.
Of course it was a fat pitch, but still. Credit where it’s due. Still hate him.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank
Well, he’d swing like that all the time if only that stupid sonofabitch dumb dummy dummerson stupidhead dumbfuck Old School Brutha retard Ron dumbest manager in baseball Washington didn’t platoon him.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
come on salty
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Come on Salty, this is getting rather pathetic.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
im pretty sure he was 2-4 last game
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
He was 2-3 back on the 26th
1-12 since then coming into tonight.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
They're not very good broadcasters?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Would have been great if the wives had picked the "Tom Hicks Charitable Fund" as their charity
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Normally I Like THem
…but you’re right it’s starting to get bad now. Need to tighten things up a bit.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't mind it. I don't need them talking about the game. I know the game.
I’d rather them keep my mind off the game if something bad is happening, then have boring announcers who tell you about every players stats over and over.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I don't think they're used to competitive baseball.
For years Josh & TAG have had to fill time during ugly losses. I guess they forgot how to just talk about baseball. I usually like them, but it’s beginning to get annoying.
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
they aren't used
to be relevant this time of year
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Yeah, Davis needs to go down when Hamilton comes back.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Davis and Borbon (no point in sitting) for Smoak and Hammy please.
the preceding post was a great success.
Smoak can't hit LHP's yet.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Nobody, and that's the problem.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Josey Wales
just wanted to check in and say hi.
Anything special just happen?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
How did we score?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
Oh
the Hammer hit another dinger?
Amazing what happens when you get playing time.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
The rangers were incredibly patient with hank vs lefties in the big picture
the preceding post was a great success.
Hanks working on getting traded by the deadline
doing pretty good at getting it done right now.
the broadcast is full of attention whores selling their soul and anything else marketable.
dunno, anything else?
oh yeah, kins took an inning off
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Everybody else in a good mood?
I’ve got ribs, sausage and chicken on the grill (plus my usual array of peppers) and Beer 4 just died an unsightly death- and then the Hammer went yard.
You boys take care.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
" I don’t feel like arguing with laxtonto about it for the same reason I wouldn’t argue with him if he said the earth was flat. He’s a person who is happy with his head up his ass so why should I make him sad?"
I didn't think that was going to go unsolved till september.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
it still really isnt but its better
i thought you could minimize whole comments and the responses would minimize as well, now just whats in that comment recesses. was it walways like that?
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
As far as I can remember, yeah
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
No the responses never minimzed
though that would be a good feature
the preceding post was a great success.
Get off your knees!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
It wasn't thrown by a 10 year veteran is the problem with it
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Man, what is up with the defense tonight?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Must be the pitching doing the job in this one.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hunter is ON.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
He's got 5 K's. That ain's luck.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Yowzers, Hoss is cooking
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Hunter the sneak attack safe pick turned badass!!!
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Patriotic fervor tomorrow tonight?
Good…I’ve been thinking that Ranger games are good, but there isn’t enough patriotism involved in them.
I always wonder where they make 'em
And how.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably in an industrial-type building with a highly-sophisticated sewing machine
by oc on Jul 3, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
make a giant tent over your whole house and backyard for shade on the 4th of July.
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
the conversation with PAman about whether or not the "America the Beautiful" was league mandate was pretty funny
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
Little Tommy Hunter:
pitching pretty damn well.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
According to Gameday...
…the 1-2 pitch to Burrell was a strike.
When I calculate Tommy Hunter’s Game Score (because Game Score is the only legitimate way to evaluate a pitcher’s performance), I’m adding a K and subtracting a hit.
I don't know if you are mocking the complaints or genuinely complaining
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I'm genuinely complaining about that
That was stupid and bad.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Jones needs to be released, ASAP.
Can’t hit, and can’t play anywhere but DH…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck.
Andruw Jones should never play the field.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
the black hole that is left field defensively
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
It's amazing how much emotion can be caused by the following three-word phrases
“In play, run(s)”
and
“In play, out(s)”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
Somebody had a link to a stream in the first thread.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm watching the Rangers game
Watching gameday of the RedHawks game
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate that
I’d rather they wait 2 seconds to update and include the info. How hard could it be.
the preceding post was a great success.
Hammy in LF will really make this club a well balenced OF
as long as they ever play Borbon
WOW! heck of a play IK
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
KINSLER!
FUCK YEAH! DEFENSE!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Was it?
I think he had estimated his average bat speed velocity from other at bats, and threw it at the exact speed and location so the batted ball would be just inside of Kinsler’s range.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
you're off the hook now Kinsler
now how about hitting some LDs
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I'm following pizza hut on twitter to get free pizza rolls
I feel shame.
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?
Left handed starters who can throw mid 90s are pretty rare and draw obvious comparisons.
And he does technically throw a slider.
the preceding post was a great success.
Holland throws a lot harder than Kazmir and doesn't have nearly the secondary stuff Scott has.
They are both lefthanded though I guess.
Lets go Elvis
steal a couple of bases on these mofos.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
this is a time
when Ian needs to just concentrate on making contact and not a HR
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
welp... that's contact
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
You know what I really hate?
Assholes riding around on their miniature scooters that have been made in the image of motorcycles.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
netter not goto traders village
mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.
You know what I really hate?
Autograph collectors with huge binders of 15 cards per player who DEMAND players sign for them or they rip them apart.
Also, those who don’t know how to pronounce the name of the player they’re trying to get an autograph from. I don’t know how many times I heard, “Is that Willie IRE?”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha
Wow.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
The killer is that these are supposedly Cubs fans
Wasn’t Scott Eyre a Cub not that long ago? Did they forget about him?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks Elvis
Fuck you Kinsler.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Thunderthighs up in the bullpen?
Why?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
that camera made Kins look like he was jogging to 1B
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
MY with RISP is comical
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
He's having to try so hard to take pitches
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
consider thee smited
I’ll ignore for the moment that I’ve been hating on him for months.
the preceding post was a great success.
And it paid off.
Rangers hitters take note.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
It's working.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
BYRDMAN!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Once again...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Yeah, but it has the California Angels in it...
that’s 2 names ago. Most Angel fans don’t even remember they were that.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
It's the glasses who are managing the game, though.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Ron's gut, Madden's glasses
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Wouldn't mind for this...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
So
I find myself not hating Byrd over the last week or so. Am I wrong?
That's why they call them business sox
No
Really, there’s no reason to hate Byrd — he’s a solid fourth outfielder.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
only ify ou change your long term opinion of him.
no harm in enjoying the hot streaks.
the preceding post was a great success.
He's actually making an effort to have better AB's
So no… you’re right. Good Byrd.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Where are you? Portugal?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
London, England.
And that Byrd catch capped off a good night of baseball watchin’. Rangers better have won when I wake up in the morning.
by JBP on Jul 3, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That song is awesome
And it plays in my head when he does something good.
by Black Francis on Jul 3, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
This?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Best Family Guy episode ever.
Maybe the only one worth mentioning.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I miss Emily
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Hoss Hunter
Impressive.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Jennings coming in with runners on base
not good.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
It's still on
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
So, is Tommy Hunter now the most underappreciated Ranger in franchise history?
Is he competitive? I need to know these things.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
A number of things,
but here I’m referring to his take on Mike E’s posting proclivities.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
So who's left?
And is there a center?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I... I have no idea.
I’ll go with “correct” next time, though, I know that…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
TAG is overrating Jennings
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Tag overrates everyone.
It’s kind of his thing.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
OT
Brandon Boggs left tonight’s game injured.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
oh no
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
Josey will be devestated
And then he’ll find a way to blame it on JD. If he hadn’t sent him back down to AAA, he wouldn’t have gotten injured? Damn you Donuts!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Because AJM said so...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
you drinking tonight?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
As long as he's in the relief role, he is.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Boooya!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
x
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
aw, bunny!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
It would be nice to carve up some of the TB 'pen for the next two nights.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
You know...
Ever since cmkelly mentioned he was sweet on the scrunchy-faced Mini Buffalo Ranch girl, I can’t stop watching her in those commercials…
It would be easier..
…if she was on there for more than a half-second at a time, and you could actually get a good look at her.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 3, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice AB Hank
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Cruz was going to bunt?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Hey Salty
Try not to swing like a girl this time.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Hank steals?
WTF?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Navarro really sucks.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
This is the only way runners can advance when The Black Hole is up
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Gary Pettis in charge of baserunning?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
No worries, Davis is up
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by LSJ on Jul 3, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
LOLOL
Salty just got intentionally walked…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
Chris Davis 3-Run Homer
since Salty didn’t get the chance to double, I’m making this absurd prediction.
Bold
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 3, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
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