Game 80 Game Day Thread
Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers, Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
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now that is a picture
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2009 6:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That pictures awesome
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 5, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesomzer!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lineups
http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/
Tonight’s lineup via FWST.
Here are the lineups for tonight’s game, which is ESPN’s Sunday Night Game.
Texas Rangers
2B Ian Kinsler
3B Michael Young
LF David Murphy
CF Marlon Byrd
DH Hank Blalock
RF Nelson Cruz
C Jarrod Saltalamacchia
1B Chris Davis
SS Elvis Andrus
P Scott Feldman (6-2, 4.09 ERA)
Tampa Bay Rays
CF B.J. Upton
LF Carl Crawford
3B Evan Longoria
1B Carlos Pena
2B Ben Zobrist
DH Pat Burrell
RF Gabe Gross
SS Jason Bartlett
C Dioner Navarro
P Matt Garza (6-5, 3.45 ERA)
Beyond the Boxscore is also doing a GDT for this game.
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 6:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
surprised that omar is not playing, i'm happy though. get elvis some national coverage.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh, Byrd hitting cleanup again...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jul 5, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did we call up Borbon again?
I said when he was called up that he would start a couple of games and get sent down two weeks later with very few at bats. I can see not starting him against Kazmir and Price since they are tough lefties, but there is a righty tonight and he is still sitting. I know Garza is a tough pitcher, but if Borbon is going to be in the majors he needs to be getting playing time. If not, send him back to the minors so he can play everyday.
by uthornfan on Jul 5, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'll get sent down when hamilton comes back
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Jul 5, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure that is the case
but if all we needed was an outfielder to sit on the bench, they would have kept Boggs in the majors. There is zero point in bringing up Borbon just so the backup catcher has company on the bench. Just a stupid way to manage the roster.
by uthornfan on Jul 5, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Learn the rules before you bitch about roster decissions.
A player has to be optioned for no less than 10 days before he can be recalled. Boggs was sent north June 26th, and Bourbon recalled on the 29th.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know the damn rules
I am saying that if we needed another outfielder to just sit the bench, we didn’t need to send Boggs down. Why send him down and just replace him with another player who will get no PT?
by uthornfan on Jul 5, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I said back then, I think Boggs was hurt/hurting.
He dislocated a shoulder last night catching a routine fly ball, just the motion of putting his arm over his head caused it. Shoulder injuries could derail his career, in my personal experience, and he has dislocated his shoulders many times.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Splits
.676 OPS against righties. .638 OPS against lefties. Pretty close
by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Royal guards unexpectedly play Thriller
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So I posted my email like 3 wks ago for gossamer to hit me up
and I’ve now been getting these effn Nigerian emails.
Had no idea those dudes cruised GDT’s…..awesome.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Ryin A on Jul 5, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Web spiders, dude.
Never post your email anywhere exactly, spell out ‘at’ or ‘dot’ or somesuch.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Web Spiders?
what the hell is the world coming to?
Thanks for the heads up.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Ryin A on Jul 5, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We will really need good feldman today.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Angels won
so the Rangers need to get the sweep
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton 2-4 in game 1 of the okc doubleheader
with a double and a triple!
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jul 5, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great success, ready to take down weaver.
he better be there.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He will be in the Rannger's
lineup tomorrows night. Probably at DH.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jamey's email
Confirmed international signings according to at least one local report: shortstops Jurickson Profar (Curacao), Luis Sardinas ( Venezuela ), and Luis Mendez ( Venezuela ), outfielder Chris Garia (Curacao), and pitcher Daniel De la Torre ( Mexico ).
Incidentally, Profar, who gained repute as an 11-year-old when he led Curacao to the 2004 Little League World Series title as that squad’s pitching ace but will play shortstop professionally, took batting practice at Rangers Ballpark today and went deep – from both sides of the plate. He’s 16.
Profar, Sardinas, and Garia are all switch-hitters and all considered premium athletes with full toolboxes (which is not to denigrate Mendez and De la Torre – I just don’t know anything about them yet). It may not be a stretch to suggest that the Rangers’ 2009 international position player class could be the club’s best since director of pro and international scouting A.J. Preller and senior director of baseball operations Don Welke were hired five years ago.
Loading up on another valuable position
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
homering from both sides of the plate
at age 16. Wow, that kid has talent.
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jul 5, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Friggin Stud
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 5, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea
how impressive is that at age 16, to hit that far with power?
by Hull Fan on Jul 5, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
very...
esp from both sides.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Ryin A on Jul 5, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bryce Harper laughs at this.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweep these bitches
Go soon-to-be first place Rangers
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 5, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TV Linkage:
http://live.spvod.com/live/20097/spvod13142_2.htm
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's ready for some Feldmania?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go rangers!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's ready
to laugh at the ignorance of the “national media” covering tonight’s game?
by knuckleball03 on Jul 5, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder where MY ranks on the list of players who have made 6 consecutive all star games.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's hit the game-winner in 2 of the last 3
That has to be worth something :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padres and Dodgers
Padres score 5 runs in the bottom of the 9th against Billingsley and Broxton to tie the game at 6.
Broxton walks in a run to make it 6-4, then the Pads get a bases loaded single to make it 6-6, but the winning run gets thrown out trying to advance to third.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gag, Torii Hunter 4 MVP? :(
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently a lot of people think it is
Granted, he’s been good…but I don’t know about MVP. Then again, I don’t think I’m very objective when it comes to Toriiiiiiiiiiii.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mvp?
hahahaha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
id put
morneau, ichiro, and cabrera ahead of him to start.
by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what they were trying to say on Baseball Tonight
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Winfield...
just said Kinsler has played better than Pedroia. Red Sox nation will soon snipe him down
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard that.
I hope he has an escort to his car later. Ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick! Someone pass this on to EG!
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't EG practically lambasted for not giving Pedroia an MVP vote last year?
Or am I thinking of something else?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes he was
went on a boston sports station to face the music. Got treated like trash. Very class-less. I understand them being upset, EG admitted his mistake and they were still asses.
by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they have a picture of EG somewhere in Fenway with horns
and a crazy elvish looking pedroia cutting his head off
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
elvish looking??!
so that means they just have a regular picture of him then?
by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, they just added the pointing hat
but yea, everything else is the same
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bigger ears
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
these guys are already on TBs nuts
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
According to Joe Morgan...
…to build the perfect offense, you start with speed and power.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And Tampa Bay has it
But Rangers don’t
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just give him 4 juan pierre and 5 ryan howards
and he will win you the ws 10 years out of 10 years
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we don't believe him
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IM NOT YELLING, THIS IS HOW I TALK

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he doesnt do it with speed
he only has 3 SB … oh, wait
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for a Rangers drinking game
Any suggestions?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Take a drink every time Nolan Ryan is mentioned
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this will lead to certain death
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray beer!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anytime Steve Phillips says something factually wrong take a drink
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, I'm already hammered!
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
finish your drink
every time they bring up the ballpark being a hitters park
by ScratchHorn on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pound 5 beers now
and maybe you’ll be dumb enough to think joe morgan is insightful
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Jul 5, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
drink every time joe morgan says something redic
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a drink everytime they say Rangers pitchers have always sucked
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only have three beers in the house, boys
But these are all fine suggestions
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
O/U on posts complaining about the broadcast
256 1/2
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
your funny
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it may go over in the first thread.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in this thread or overall?
I’m tempted to pick the over on both
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooooooooooooooooooover
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take the over
There is a lot of stupid in that booth
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sizemore's stance chanegd a lot sincehe was 3.
Those commercials are cheezy yet good.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yea, i love em
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to philkid3
havent seen him around in a hwile
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He posted a fanshot last night
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh
thx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's working at Disneyworld for the summer.
And missing all this fun, poor dude.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One bonus....
ESPN is at least saying the game is in Arlington, TX and not Dallas, TX so far. That annoys me so much when national media says something is in Dallas no matter where in the metroplex it’s happening.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow...until they started listing all the Rays All-Stars
I didn’t realize just how many there were. That’s insane.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to having your manager picking the all star roster
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Cant resist
totally have my commercial audible channel. The michael jackson simpsons ha
by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the birthday song to Lisa
It’s kinda soothing.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can't say Salty's name
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow...can't pronounce Salty's name
“Saltamacchia”….forgot a whole syllable
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Best 1st pitch ever woo
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTF adjusted his cup 2x in about 5 secs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Making sure the nation knows he's protected
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FJM
They make a segue into talking about the Rangers defense and Joe starts talking about Michael Young.
by LiamP on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But he won a gold glove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was one in a long line of a Joe Morgan complete fail
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, why are we hitting first at home?
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd learn how to do flips
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd loves that play
nice job
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
put Joe said it was easy
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
byrd!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You go, Byrd
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha yeah
why even make that comparrison
by ScratchHorn on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So easy
An ESPN commentator could make it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice quick 1-2-3 inning
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That went about 40 feet farther than i expected
but no harm done
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice 6 pitch inning Scooter!!!
Go Rangers!!!
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately, the radio broadcast is slightly ahead of the tv broadcast
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you have DVR/Tivo, you can remedy that with a little tweaking
I used to do that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you delay a radio broadcast over the airwaves?
Because that’s what he’d need to do
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh...I read it backwards
Sorry
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she read it backwards
dont be a douche
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah you're right, I'm a douche, uh huh
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no need to be a douche lol
not you are one 100% of the time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kins needs to just launch one now
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or just get on base
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a guaranteed
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would rather see him single and steal second and third...since he apparently has no speed.
by Ph3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
phillips said
the Rangers do it a different way. Kinsler leads off with power, not speed
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 5, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be pretty cool
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morgan I think
Said he had power not speed
by ScratchHorn on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was phillips
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 5, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want him to hit a bomb
and just stare at Madden as he rounds third
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why do yall care so much about the all star team?
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nadel said it last night, and i agree, Kinz has been swinging way too much and too hard at that high heater
he just cant hit that anywhere but for a popup
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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the first comment about the heat
over/under?
by AL Fan on Jul 5, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
already happened
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They already had one during the welcome to the broadcast
so I’ll go with that
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
39 seconds ago
I’ll take the under
by texasraider on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant for there to be a question mark
Sorry
by AL Fan on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not as many as normal...
if only because it’s mid 80s today and not 100+
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jerk
better be fine
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a bad A
that had to kill
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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
But Garza’s already thrown more pitches than Feldman threw the whole inning.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch!! That hurts!!
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go team go!
Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."
by gossamer on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good feed up:
http://www.atdhe.net/7345/watch-rays-vs-rangers
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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he really is
that had to absolutely kill
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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to say, as stupid as these anounces are
at least they TRY and talk about baseball. Haft the game we have Josh and TAG talking about new nicknames and cookbooks
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The cookbooks are a fundraiser for the Texas Rangers Foundation
I really don’t mind that. And they just came out…so of course they’re going to talk about them.
And, I really do like TAG and Josh.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love those guys when they talk baseball
but so many times they just about the stupidest crap ever. And bring Knox in just about every inning is such a beating. I would rather listen to TAG and Josh anyday, but i just wish they would talk about the game more.
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes
There’s just not much to say….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no no hell no
i would rather listen to all the poo poo shit and cookbook shit in the world than joe morgan and steve phillips
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have different teams every week
Theres only so many times you can say the same things about the rangers.
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone missing Jim Knox tonight?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's hoping Erin Andrews makes an appearance
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's on her honeymoon, isn't she?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
isnt that the fox sports lady
emily
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup...
Emily Jones is on the honeymoon this weekend. Hence why we had Ric Renner screaming at us the other day.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geez
My brain is shut off tonight
Sorry folks.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay
Just don’t scare me w/ thoughts that Erin is off the market.
Because I obviously have a shot.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course
I didn’t mean to throw anyone off their game tonight
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LSJ willl fight you
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can hook him up with Lambert
I drive thru Lindale on the way to the casinos all the time.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Emily
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhahahahahahaha steve phillips
just called bj upton the best defensive CF in the game
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Atta boy 4th outfielder!
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murph
sweet stroke
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
Byrd coming up, runners on first and third and one out…this is DP Danger time…
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah, not lately.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6-4-3 or
4-6-3?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DaMurph sez F.U!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murph is really hitting some line drives lately
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't know Zobrist beat out Ian
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he was listed as SS though?
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
knock that run in
plz
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice hustle
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woooooo byrd
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh god
that was a terrible pitch to swing at… but thank you anyways
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It works! Ill take it!
Garza is good, anyway you can get it man.
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd was trying for the 6-4-3
Just didn’t make good enough contact.
He also shouldn’t have swung at that pitch, but hey, it worked…
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was just a terrible pitch to swing at
but yea, it worked
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever works
hit those all damn day if we get hits
by AL Fan on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd is the word
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2-0.. hammer.. come on now
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he almost swung
but he decided it was above his eyes
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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
I think Garza has been told not to throw strikes to Byrd and Blalock…that’s 6 pitches, 6 pitches out of the zone…
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why would you ever.
don’t and they will get themselves out usually.
by Garcia on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whyyyyyyyyyyyy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit on me Hank
another terribly undisciplined swing
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
terrible
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is why you dont swing on 3-0
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And he swung at ball four on 3-1 as well
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He took 3 balls and a strike
Swung at 1 strike and 1 ball.
That was not a bad at bat.
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God...
Hank swings at 2 balls for strike 1 and 2, then doesn’t swing at the strike.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I give credit to garza on that one
3 good pitches.
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
only one strike that AB
great
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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that first swing was a strike..
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
him?
or us?
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
by ivysafety39 on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Cruz
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nellie against little Nellie
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuck
One run’s better than nothing though
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes Joe...
That’s kind of what happens with a .283 average. You’ll face good and bad pitchers and even out at .283.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow that Touch of Gray commercial was awkward
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kick that kid with the Pena sign out of the park
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone punch that kid holding up a vote Pena sign
in RBIA.
by Garcia on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That kid's sign sucks...Why make an ESPN sign with each letter...
except N beginning a word?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I guarantee he didn't make it
He didn’t look old enough to have created such precise letters.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then his mom sucks
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If his parents are doing that now,
Oh, man
by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Signs in general suck
And signs spelling out the call letters of the station broadcasting the game are the pinnacle of suck.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So true on the call letter ones
Always forced
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even worse
Signs that reference the broadcasters who are doing that game.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So are you saying if I took a sign tonight that said...
“Joe Morgan loves Moneyball”
or
“Joe Morgan loves trannies”
You’d think it sucks?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Circle me Bert
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing pumps a team up
like a kid holding a sign.
by lildrummerboy on Jul 5, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dynamite drop in Joe
i see that broadcasting school is really paying off
by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There can never be enough major league references
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess we'll be bludgeoned by the All Star game
by Redcaps on Jul 5, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just to throw it into our faces even more that Maddon teabagged us...
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That image is disturbing
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OPS?
What the hell is that new fangled stat?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Morgan just shat his pants
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'll make him sit next to Jonny Donuts
Who has a stinky diaper.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was Kris?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman has his control tonight
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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jinx
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really, the Ump just missed the called K
on the 2-2 pitch
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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know imagination could be caught
But I guess if anyone can do it, Hamilton can
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And he caught it from everyone in the nation
That’s impressive
by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its ok since the pitch before should have been a ball
But where was that 2-2 pitch?
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, that last pitch was almost right down the middle
Burrel shoud have been a strie
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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, we're leading!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fewer pitches please
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I second this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morgan is really stumbling over his words today...
how much did he drink this afternoon.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He got his drank on earlier?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should reward the team...
you are an idiot Joe…..
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 5, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit! I'm not working and the Rangers are on TV! Game day thread time!
by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone was just asking where you were
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Working in Orlando.
Spending a lot of time with friends when I’m not working, so I’m just not at the computer much anymore. I do stop by LSB almost every night, but I don’t tend to have anything to say.
by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing wrong w/ that
sounds like your working hard
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Philkid!
Dude! Long time no see…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi Phil's Kid!
How is FLA?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hot, humid and rainy, but awesome.
I see fewer Rangers fans than I did a month ago, but they’re still everywhere.
by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good to hear.
Seems everyone jumped overboard at the first slump. I guess in FLA too…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sat and talked to a season ticket holder in a Rangers hat the other day.
Gave him a stack of free fast passes for showing his pride.
by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liftetime service reward?
im sorry that is dumb
by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim Wakefield is a carrer All Star...
Joe is on fire tonight…
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ATTN: Gabe Gross
K
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice line drive catch
Oh, wait, it doesn’t count
by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we just found a new third baseman.
Or basegirl, actually.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well for future purposes she can't hit worse than Whittleman
by TRanger on Jul 5, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, true
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody got quick access
to a pitch count? They don’t seem to be biting on his off speed stuff…
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 5, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feldman
Get the pear
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why was CD playing so damn deep?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Marking his territory
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My god this inning is a beating
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That first inning was such a tease
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
settle down, Feldman!!
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Feldman
Get out of this and then shut everyone down for the next 3-4 innings like last time.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He creates his own stats
And pilfers the name from an existing one he doesn’t like
by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol..dude purposely tossing his popcorn up
by Mike E on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dioner navarro sucks and he already has a HR/Double vs us. Hes due to suck,
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, that guy just threw up his popcorn
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
purposely though, so not as good as the original
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Different guy, darn...
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today's guy must be trying to get his own LSB gif
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha....
that guy behind the plate threw popcorn in the air!!
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Morgan really is
having trouble talking tonight
by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yessssss
Took too long, but that works Feldman
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that the same guy back there with the popcorn?
anyone have the old animated gif handy?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOHOO!!
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thankyou
wow. painful but whatever.
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
36 pitch inning
At least Feldman held them scoreless
by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
feldman!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So what's different about watching the Rangers now from mid-May?
by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mid april was pretty angry
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're like a rabid pack of wolves these days
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nolan Ryan
He makes Jonny Donuts and his sidekick, Thad Levine, meet with him while he’s sitting on the terlet.
And when he’s done, he makes Jonny Donuts flush.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's an awful visual
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot the
/J Donuts
tag
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I worry about you now, Adam.
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I have to admit, I didn't make that up
LBJ used to meet with subordinates while he was taking a crap. And some studio exec added the “make them flush” part, when he adopted that tactic but felt it wasn’t quite demeaning enough.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that should be a fad.....
The folks sitting behind homeplate should toss a little popcorn in the air everytime if the ball hits the net.
It would make for entertaining TV.
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's get some more runs
Salty, Davis and Elvis
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Popcorn guy is no longer behind home
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he get the boot between innings?
by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surely you can't boot someone for throwing popcorn in the air
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a waste of good popcorn
Doesn’t it say in the fineprint on the back of your ticket you can be kicked out for spilling beer or wasting good popcorn?
by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll have a drunken fanpsot about 11:45pm.
Book it.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salty double!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great AB Salty
more of those please
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Salty
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty!
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Smoak/hammy 0 for 2 each in game 2
Feliz should pitch in that game, no?
Good hit salty.
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Smoak has walked and scored though
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my mistake. good then heh.
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smoak 0-1 with a walk
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woooooo SALTY!
He WAS taking notes last night from Tea!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rudy Jarmilio
If he actually gave a fuck, I’d bet Joe would have nightmares about names with more than five letters.
by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No doubt...he is struggling.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm betting popcorn guy was hurler hurley
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a good bet
Any other guesses?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked a bit like I picture HH to look
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Advanced the runner!
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, Chris Davis has never slumped in his whole life and has never had to make adjustments
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey, i'll take it
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
inf in
interesting
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, Davis went the other way!
Send him down.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's interesting is...
…he’s been going the other way quite a bit the last few weeks.
He’s been taking more pitches and going the other way…but it hasn’t meant better results.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His loaded diaper slows his bat down.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, has his ability to hit fastballs improved any?
The change in approach is good, but until he gets his fastball swing back again he’s not going to put up better results no matter which way he tries to go with the ball.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That works
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Small ball!
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo....
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That works
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good hitting Elvis
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooooo 2-0!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice.
2-0.
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love NL Ball!
yay
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dambn
Off the bat, I thought that was gone.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
trajectory looked ike it but sound off the bat was bad
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, they play Ian so deep
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wouldnt you?
I really think it is time for him to move to 3rd or 5th in the lineup.
by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So 0 for 19 eh?
Ouch.
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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do people think Kinsler should be in the All-Star game....
because of strictly numbers…..or because of his position’s numbers??
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What?
His numbers lead everyone in the AL for his position.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a ridiculously hot Match.com girl in my other tab.
I’m tempted. Even with my girl is next to.
by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't do it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How ridiculously hot?
I think we need a pic to more aptly make judgment
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These commentators are blatantly campainging for Pena in that final vote
As if I needed more reason to dislike ESPN
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm?
Can’t remember who but one was saying that with it being NL, you wouldn’t want him because you’d want someone more versatile position wise.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Commemorator is good.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Made it to the minor league game here in town tonight
and now home for the Rangers. Like the lead so far
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 5, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scooter:
stop sucking and throw strikes.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Okay," says he.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double steal
Rats
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Scooter.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This inning is a kick in the gut so far
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Salty!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Epic Fail
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
by coolaid on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding?
There went the lead
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The rare 2-run sac fly. Ugh
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ughh
That was just terrible. I hate watching this team throw to home when the runner is clearly going to score
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oww, my achin' balls.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a clusterfuck
little league bullshit right there.
by Garcia on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SALTY????
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I KNOW! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO 3RD. NOW SHUT THE HELL UP
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At the risk of having his dad show up and chastise me...
…I’m going to go on record as saying that I’d like to see more Teagarden in the second half.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
does his dad even hang around here anymore?
by cmkelly29 on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes he does.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would venture to say thatTeagarden's been worse all around
than Salty this year. Offensively and defensively.
by Garcia on Jul 5, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salty hasn't been very good, though
The excuse that was offered since he came over was that he wasn’t getting consistent playing time.
He’s been in the majors for two years now, though, and has been the starter all year, and he hasn’t hit.
Don’t you at some point have to take a longer look at Teagarden?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's not like Teagarden has actually done anything better than Salty this year...
But yeah, he needs to play at least once more a week. Salty certainly doesn’t deserve it.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hsdkjvhnkjvskfdjnlsdl
First, wft was Cruz doing?
Second, wtf was salty doing?
Third, wtf wtf wtf
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sad.
If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.
by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sad Panda...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow> what the hell was that?
right down the middle
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feldman just needs to K a few here
To save the inning
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why Ks?
I’ll take whatever outs he can record, with no one on base…
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer Ks, I guess
They feel safer.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
The inning is over, regardless.
by brettgardner on Jul 5, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I'll take those two groundouts
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless Feldman quickly changes his ways,
No Quality Start by the Ryan definition tonight
by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Morgan = Chick
He loves the home run
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah guys "the speed" scored two runs that inning.
It wasn’t two shitty throws by Cruz and Salty or nothing.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays are small market and can't go buy power in free agency...
Nobody tell Pat Burrell they can’t buy power.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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