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Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers, Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT


Fireworks light up the sky after a baseball game between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Texas Rangers, Saturday, July 4, 2009, in Arlington, Texas. Texas won 12-4. (AP Photo/Matt Slocum)

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4 months ago: Fireworks light up the sky after a baseball game between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Texas Rangers, Saturday, July 4, 2009, in Arlington, Texas. Texas won 12-4. (AP Photo/Matt Slocum)

Go Rangers...


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now that is a picture

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2009 6:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I know.

All those AP fireworks shots are amazing….

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 5, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That pictures awesome

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 5, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesomzer!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineups

http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/

Tonight’s lineup via FWST.

Here are the lineups for tonight’s game, which is ESPN’s Sunday Night Game.

Texas Rangers
2B Ian Kinsler
3B Michael Young
LF David Murphy
CF Marlon Byrd
DH Hank Blalock
RF Nelson Cruz
C Jarrod Saltalamacchia
1B Chris Davis
SS Elvis Andrus
P Scott Feldman (6-2, 4.09 ERA)

Tampa Bay Rays
CF B.J. Upton
LF Carl Crawford
3B Evan Longoria
1B Carlos Pena
2B Ben Zobrist
DH Pat Burrell
RF Gabe Gross
SS Jason Bartlett
C Dioner Navarro
P Matt Garza (6-5, 3.45 ERA)

Beyond the Boxscore is also doing a GDT for this game.
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 6:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh, Byrd hitting cleanup again...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Jul 5, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did we call up Borbon again?

I said when he was called up that he would start a couple of games and get sent down two weeks later with very few at bats. I can see not starting him against Kazmir and Price since they are tough lefties, but there is a righty tonight and he is still sitting. I know Garza is a tough pitcher, but if Borbon is going to be in the majors he needs to be getting playing time. If not, send him back to the minors so he can play everyday.

by uthornfan on Jul 5, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'll get sent down when hamilton comes back

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 5, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure that is the case

but if all we needed was an outfielder to sit on the bench, they would have kept Boggs in the majors. There is zero point in bringing up Borbon just so the backup catcher has company on the bench. Just a stupid way to manage the roster.

by uthornfan on Jul 5, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Learn the rules before you bitch about roster decissions.

A player has to be optioned for no less than 10 days before he can be recalled. Boggs was sent north June 26th, and Bourbon recalled on the 29th.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know the damn rules

I am saying that if we needed another outfielder to just sit the bench, we didn’t need to send Boggs down. Why send him down and just replace him with another player who will get no PT?

by uthornfan on Jul 5, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As I said back then, I think Boggs was hurt/hurting.

He dislocated a shoulder last night catching a routine fly ball, just the motion of putting his arm over his head caused it. Shoulder injuries could derail his career, in my personal experience, and he has dislocated his shoulders many times.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Splits

.676 OPS against righties. .638 OPS against lefties. Pretty close

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Royal guards unexpectedly play Thriller

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Instruments are fun.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I posted my email like 3 wks ago for gossamer to hit me up

and I’ve now been getting these effn Nigerian emails.

Had no idea those dudes cruised GDT’s…..awesome.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jul 5, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Web spiders, dude.

Never post your email anywhere exactly, spell out ‘at’ or ‘dot’ or somesuch.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Web Spiders?

what the hell is the world coming to?

Thanks for the heads up.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jul 5, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

np

:)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We will really need good feldman today.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Angels won

so the Rangers need to get the sweep

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton 2-4 in game 1 of the okc doubleheader

with a double and a triple!

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jul 5, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great success, ready to take down weaver.

he better be there.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He will be in the Rannger's

lineup tomorrows night. Probably at DH.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jamey's email
Confirmed international signings according to at least one local report: shortstops Jurickson Profar (Curacao), Luis Sardinas ( Venezuela ), and Luis Mendez ( Venezuela ), outfielder Chris Garia (Curacao), and pitcher Daniel De la Torre ( Mexico ).

Incidentally, Profar, who gained repute as an 11-year-old when he led Curacao to the 2004 Little League World Series title as that squad’s pitching ace but will play shortstop professionally, took batting practice at Rangers Ballpark today and went deep – from both sides of the plate. He’s 16.

Profar, Sardinas, and Garia are all switch-hitters and all considered premium athletes with full toolboxes (which is not to denigrate Mendez and De la Torre – I just don’t know anything about them yet). It may not be a stretch to suggest that the Rangers’ 2009 international position player class could be the club’s best since director of pro and international scouting A.J. Preller and senior director of baseball operations Don Welke were hired five years ago.

Loading up on another valuable position

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

homering from both sides of the plate

at age 16. Wow, that kid has talent.

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jul 5, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Friggin Stud

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 5, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea

how impressive is that at age 16, to hit that far with power?

by Hull Fan on Jul 5, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

very...

esp from both sides.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jul 5, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

especially

with a wooden bat.

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

by Ryin A on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bryce Harper laughs at this.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweep these bitches

Go soon-to-be first place Rangers

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 5, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TV Linkage:

http://live.spvod.com/live/20097/spvod13142_2.htm

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go rangers!!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's ready

to laugh at the ignorance of the “national media” covering tonight’s game?

by knuckleball03 on Jul 5, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Padres and Dodgers

Padres score 5 runs in the bottom of the 9th against Billingsley and Broxton to tie the game at 6.

Broxton walks in a run to make it 6-4, then the Pads get a bases loaded single to make it 6-6, but the winning run gets thrown out trying to advance to third.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gag, Torii Hunter 4 MVP? :(

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently a lot of people think it is

Granted, he’s been good…but I don’t know about MVP. Then again, I don’t think I’m very objective when it comes to Toriiiiiiiiiiii.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mvp?

hahahaha

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

id put

morneau, ichiro, and cabrera ahead of him to start.

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what they were trying to say on Baseball Tonight

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay Winfield...

just said Kinsler has played better than Pedroia. Red Sox nation will soon snipe him down

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard that.

I hope he has an escort to his car later. Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick! Someone pass this on to EG!

lol

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zactly.

The raised all kinda hell with the DMN brass too.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes he was

went on a boston sports station to face the music. Got treated like trash. Very class-less. I understand them being upset, EG admitted his mistake and they were still asses.

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they have a picture of EG somewhere in Fenway with horns

and a crazy elvish looking pedroia cutting his head off

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

elvish looking??!

so that means they just have a regular picture of him then?

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, they just added the pointing hat

but yea, everything else is the same

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bigger ears

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

these guys are already on TBs nuts

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

According to Joe Morgan...

…to build the perfect offense, you start with speed and power.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And Tampa Bay has it

But Rangers don’t

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just give him 4 juan pierre and 5 ryan howards

and he will win you the ws 10 years out of 10 years

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we don't believe him

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IM NOT YELLING, THIS IS HOW I TALK

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he doesnt do it with speed

he only has 3 SB … oh, wait

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for a Rangers drinking game

Any suggestions?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this will lead to certain death

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray beer!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anytime Steve Phillips says something factually wrong take a drink

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, I'm already hammered!

lol

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

finish your drink

every time they bring up the ballpark being a hitters park

by ScratchHorn on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pound 5 beers now

and maybe you’ll be dumb enough to think joe morgan is insightful

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 5, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

drink every time joe morgan says something redic

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take a drink everytime they say Rangers pitchers have always sucked

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only have three beers in the house, boys

But these are all fine suggestions

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

O/U on posts complaining about the broadcast

256 1/2

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

your funny

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it may go over in the first thread.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in this thread or overall?

I’m tempted to pick the over on both

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooooooooooooooooooooover

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take the over

There is a lot of stupid in that booth

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sizemore's stance chanegd a lot sincehe was 3.

Those commercials are cheezy yet good.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yea, i love em

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happened to philkid3

havent seen him around in a hwile

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He posted a fanshot last night

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahh

thx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's working at Disneyworld for the summer.

And missing all this fun, poor dude.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One bonus....

ESPN is at least saying the game is in Arlington, TX and not Dallas, TX so far. That annoys me so much when national media says something is in Dallas no matter where in the metroplex it’s happening.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...until they started listing all the Rays All-Stars

I didn’t realize just how many there were. That’s insane.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to having your manager picking the all star roster

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Cant resist

totally have my commercial audible channel. The michael jackson simpsons ha

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the birthday song to Lisa

It’s kinda soothing.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They can't say Salty's name

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...can't pronounce Salty's name

“Saltamacchia”….forgot a whole syllable

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

meh

still got 80%

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best 1st pitch ever woo

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FOTF adjusted his cup 2x in about 5 secs

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FJM

They make a segue into talking about the Rangers defense and Joe starts talking about Michael Young.

by LiamP on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But he won a gold glove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was one in a long line of a Joe Morgan complete fail

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait, why are we hitting first at home?

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd learn how to do flips

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh

Obviously hes a good player but hes not the kind of guy I want to give a big contract to.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Byrd loves that play

nice job

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

byrd!!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You go, Byrd

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Jul 5, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha yeah

why even make that comparrison

by ScratchHorn on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So easy

An ESPN commentator could make it

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That went about 40 feet farther than i expected

but no harm done

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice 6 pitch inning Scooter!!!

Go Rangers!!!

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately, the radio broadcast is slightly ahead of the tv broadcast

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How can you delay a radio broadcast over the airwaves?

Because that’s what he’d need to do

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

she read it backwards

dont be a douche

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah you're right, I'm a douche, uh huh

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no need to be a douche lol

not you are one 100% of the time

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or just get on base

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

phillips said

the Rangers do it a different way. Kinsler leads off with power, not speed

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 5, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morgan I think

Said he had power not speed

by ScratchHorn on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was phillips

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 5, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want him to hit a bomb

and just stare at Madden as he rounds third

"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)

"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do it!

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

that would be quite the sight

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Jul 5, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nadel said it last night, and i agree, Kinz has been swinging way too much and too hard at that high heater

he just cant hit that anywhere but for a popup

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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

already happened

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They already had one during the welcome to the broadcast

so I’ll go with that

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

39 seconds ago

I’ll take the under

by texasraider on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably not as many as normal...

if only because it’s mid 80s today and not 100+

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jerk

better be fine

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a bad A

that had to kill

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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

But Garza’s already thrown more pitches than Feldman threw the whole inning.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go team go!

Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan was on the same pitching staff with Danny Darwin during the 1986 through 1988 seasons. Both were described by Milo Hamilton as "tall, tough Texans." It was a source of debate amongst Astros players and fans over who would win in a fight, Ryan or Darwin. Though Astros pitcher Bob Knepper attempted to set up a fight between the two during spring training in 1988, manager Hal Lanier stopped it before it could commence. Many experts, including Astros shortstop Rafael Ramirez, felt that Darwin would win because he "looked like someone no man would want to mess with."

by gossamer on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good feed up:

http://www.atdhe.net/7345/watch-rays-vs-rangers

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"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he really is

that had to absolutely kill

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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to say, as stupid as these anounces are

at least they TRY and talk about baseball. Haft the game we have Josh and TAG talking about new nicknames and cookbooks

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The cookbooks are a fundraiser for the Texas Rangers Foundation

I really don’t mind that. And they just came out…so of course they’re going to talk about them.

And, I really do like TAG and Josh.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love those guys when they talk baseball

but so many times they just about the stupidest crap ever. And bring Knox in just about every inning is such a beating. I would rather listen to TAG and Josh anyday, but i just wish they would talk about the game more.

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes

There’s just not much to say….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no no hell no

i would rather listen to all the poo poo shit and cookbook shit in the world than joe morgan and steve phillips

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no doubt.

f Morgan and Phillips.

by Garcia on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have different teams every week

Theres only so many times you can say the same things about the rangers.

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone missing Jim Knox tonight?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's hoping Erin Andrews makes an appearance

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

isnt that the fox sports lady

emily

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup...

Emily Jones is on the honeymoon this weekend. Hence why we had Ric Renner screaming at us the other day.

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez

My brain is shut off tonight

Sorry folks.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's okay

Just don’t scare me w/ thoughts that Erin is off the market.

Because I obviously have a shot.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course

I didn’t mean to throw anyone off their game tonight

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LSJ willl fight you

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can hook him up with Lambert

I drive thru Lindale on the way to the casinos all the time.

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Emily

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhahahahahahaha steve phillips

just called bj upton the best defensive CF in the game

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Atta boy 4th outfielder!

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Murph

sweet stroke

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

Byrd coming up, runners on first and third and one out…this is DP Danger time…

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, not lately.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6-4-3 or

4-6-3?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha!

You wrong.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he tried

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DaMurph sez F.U!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

didn't know Zobrist beat out Ian

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he was listed as SS though?

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup...

Hill was the players pick for 2B

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

knock that run in

plz

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice hustle

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woooooo byrd

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh god

that was a terrible pitch to swing at… but thank you anyways

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It works! Ill take it!

Garza is good, anyway you can get it man.

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fo' sho'!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Byrd was trying for the 6-4-3

Just didn’t make good enough contact.

He also shouldn’t have swung at that pitch, but hey, it worked…

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was just a terrible pitch to swing at

but yea, it worked

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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever works

hit those all damn day if we get hits

by AL Fan on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-0.. hammer.. come on now

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he almost swung

but he decided it was above his eyes

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So...

I think Garza has been told not to throw strikes to Byrd and Blalock…that’s 6 pitches, 6 pitches out of the zone…

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

why would you ever.

don’t and they will get themselves out usually.

by Garcia on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit on me Hank

another terribly undisciplined swing

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

terrible

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fk

knew that shit would happen

by Mike E on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is why you dont swing on 3-0

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He took 3 balls and a strike
Swung at 1 strike and 1 ball.

That was not a bad at bat.

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

God...

Hank swings at 2 balls for strike 1 and 2, then doesn’t swing at the strike.

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I give credit to garza on that one

3 good pitches.

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

only one strike that AB

great

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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that first swing was a strike..

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

him?

or us?

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Cruz

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nellie against little Nellie

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuck

One run’s better than nothing though

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes Joe...

That’s kind of what happens with a .283 average. You’ll face good and bad pitchers and even out at .283.

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow that Touch of Gray commercial was awkward

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

very

Makes me wonder what the demographic for ESPN Sunday night baseball is…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jul 5, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That kid's sign sucks...Why make an ESPN sign with each letter...

except N beginning a word?

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I guarantee he didn't make it

He didn’t look old enough to have created such precise letters.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well then his mom sucks

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Signs in general suck

And signs spelling out the call letters of the station broadcasting the game are the pinnacle of suck.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So true on the call letter ones

Always forced

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even worse

Signs that reference the broadcasters who are doing that game.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So are you saying if I took a sign tonight that said...

“Joe Morgan loves Moneyball”

or

“Joe Morgan loves trannies”

You’d think it sucks?

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Circle me Bert

"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."

by scoop16 on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dynamite drop in Joe

i see that broadcasting school is really paying off

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OPS?

What the hell is that new fangled stat?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan just shat his pants

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was Kris?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feldman has his control tonight

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jinx

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really, the Ump just missed the called K

on the 2-2 pitch

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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know imagination could be caught

But I guess if anyone can do it, Hamilton can

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Its ok since the pitch before should have been a ball

But where was that 2-2 pitch?

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, that last pitch was almost right down the middle

Burrel shoud have been a strie

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by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay, we're leading!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fewer pitches please

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I second this

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morgan is really stumbling over his words today...

how much did he drink this afternoon.

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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He got his drank on earlier?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should reward the team...

you are an idiot Joe…..

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 5, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone was just asking where you were

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was me

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Working in Orlando.

Spending a lot of time with friends when I’m not working, so I’m just not at the computer much anymore. I do stop by LSB almost every night, but I don’t tend to have anything to say.

by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing wrong w/ that

sounds like your working hard

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Philkid!

Dude! Long time no see…

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi Phil's Kid!

How is FLA?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hot, humid and rainy, but awesome.

I see fewer Rangers fans than I did a month ago, but they’re still everywhere.

by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good to hear.

Seems everyone jumped overboard at the first slump. I guess in FLA too…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Wakefield is a carrer All Star...

Joe is on fire tonight…

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

by Hamiltons Homey on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ATTN: Gabe Gross

K

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by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

boo

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice line drive catch

Oh, wait, it doesn’t count

by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we just found a new third baseman.

Or basegirl, actually.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

her

UZR is out of this world

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, true

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody got quick access

to a pitch count? They don’t seem to be biting on his off speed stuff…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Jul 5, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Feldman

Get the pear

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why was CD playing so damn deep?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Marking his territory

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

settle down, Feldman!!

If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.

by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Feldman

Get out of this and then shut everyone down for the next 3-4 innings like last time.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He creates his own stats

And pilfers the name from an existing one he doesn’t like

by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol..dude purposely tossing his popcorn up

by Mike E on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha, that guy just threw up his popcorn

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

purposely though, so not as good as the original

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

Rangerspopcorn2

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Different guy, darn...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today's guy must be trying to get his own LSB gif

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha....

that guy behind the plate threw popcorn in the air!!

If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.

by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan really is

having trouble talking tonight

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yessssss

Took too long, but that works Feldman

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that the same guy back there with the popcorn?

anyone have the old animated gif handy?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOHOO!!

If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.

by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thankyou

wow. painful but whatever.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

36 pitch inning

At least Feldman held them scoreless

by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

feldman!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 5, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nolan Ryan

He makes Jonny Donuts and his sidekick, Thad Levine, meet with him while he’s sitting on the terlet.

And when he’s done, he makes Jonny Donuts flush.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You forgot the

/J Donuts

tag

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I worry about you now, Adam.

If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.

by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I have to admit, I didn't make that up

LBJ used to meet with subordinates while he was taking a crap. And some studio exec added the “make them flush” part, when he adopted that tactic but felt it wasn’t quite demeaning enough.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that should be a fad.....

The folks sitting behind homeplate should toss a little popcorn in the air everytime if the ball hits the net.

It would make for entertaining TV.

If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.

by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's get some more runs

Salty, Davis and Elvis

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Popcorn guy is no longer behind home

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Surely you can't boot someone for throwing popcorn in the air

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a waste of good popcorn

Doesn’t it say in the fineprint on the back of your ticket you can be kicked out for spilling beer or wasting good popcorn?

by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'll have a drunken fanpsot about 11:45pm.

Book it.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol-oops.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Salty double!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great AB Salty

more of those please

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Salty

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty!

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Smoak/hammy 0 for 2 each in game 2

Feliz should pitch in that game, no?

Good hit salty.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Smoak 0-1 with a walk

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woooooo SALTY!

He WAS taking notes last night from Tea!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rudy Jarmilio

If he actually gave a fuck, I’d bet Joe would have nightmares about names with more than five letters.

by philkid3 on Jul 5, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No doubt...he is struggling.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a good bet

Any other guesses?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looked a bit like I picture HH to look

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Advanced the runner!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, Chris Davis has never slumped in his whole life and has never had to make adjustments

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hey, i'll take it

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

inf in

interesting

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay, Davis went the other way!

Send him down.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What's interesting is...

…he’s been going the other way quite a bit the last few weeks.

He’s been taking more pitches and going the other way…but it hasn’t meant better results.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His loaded diaper slows his bat down.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, has his ability to hit fastballs improved any?

The change in approach is good, but until he gets his fastball swing back again he’s not going to put up better results no matter which way he tries to go with the ball.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That works

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Small ball!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo....

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That works

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good hitting Elvis

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooooo 2-0!

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice.

2-0.

If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.

by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love NL Ball!

yay

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dambn

Off the bat, I thought that was gone.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

man, they play Ian so deep

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wouldnt you?

I really think it is time for him to move to 3rd or 5th in the lineup.

by Michael Cave on Jul 5, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So 0 for 19 eh?

Ouch.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do people think Kinsler should be in the All-Star game....

because of strictly numbers…..or because of his position’s numbers??

If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.

by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

His numbers lead everyone in the AL for his position.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't do it

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How ridiculously hot?

I think we need a pic to more aptly make judgment

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN misses

the first pitch too…

by ScratchHorn on Jul 5, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

These commentators are blatantly campainging for Pena in that final vote

As if I needed more reason to dislike ESPN

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm?

Can’t remember who but one was saying that with it being NL, you wouldn’t want him because you’d want someone more versatile position wise.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Commemorator is good.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Made it to the minor league game here in town tonight

and now home for the Rangers. Like the lead so far

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 5, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Scooter:

stop sucking and throw strikes.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Okay," says he.

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Jul 5, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double steal

Rats

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Scooter.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This inning is a kick in the gut so far

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Salty!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Epic Fail

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you kidding?

There went the lead

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The rare 2-run sac fly. Ugh

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ughh

That was just terrible. I hate watching this team throw to home when the runner is clearly going to score

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oww, my achin' balls.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SALTY????

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At the risk of having his dad show up and chastise me...

…I’m going to go on record as saying that I’d like to see more Teagarden in the second half.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1.

"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley

by coolaid on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes he does.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would venture to say thatTeagarden's been worse all around

than Salty this year. Offensively and defensively.

by Garcia on Jul 5, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Salty hasn't been very good, though

The excuse that was offered since he came over was that he wasn’t getting consistent playing time.

He’s been in the majors for two years now, though, and has been the starter all year, and he hasn’t hit.

Don’t you at some point have to take a longer look at Teagarden?

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's not like Teagarden has actually done anything better than Salty this year...

But yeah, he needs to play at least once more a week. Salty certainly doesn’t deserve it.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hsdkjvhnkjvskfdjnlsdl

First, wft was Cruz doing?
Second, wtf was salty doing?
Third, wtf wtf wtf

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY

by RangerMad on Jul 5, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sad.

If we lose first place......we ain't gonna get it back.

by bspate on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sad Panda...

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow> what the hell was that?

right down the middle

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Feldman just needs to K a few here

To save the inning

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why Ks?

I’ll take whatever outs he can record, with no one on base…

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.

by Snark on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer Ks, I guess

They feel safer.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

The inning is over, regardless.

by brettgardner on Jul 5, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless Feldman quickly changes his ways,

No Quality Start by the Ryan definition tonight

by Mark from OC on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Morgan = Chick

He loves the home run

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah guys "the speed" scored two runs that inning.

It wasn’t two shitty throws by Cruz and Salty or nothing.

Get on base or die, Salty.

"I don’t think we ever envisioned that anyone could shut this offense down to one hit" - Ron Washington

Hello Win Column

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rays are small market and can't go buy power in free agency...

Nobody tell Pat Burrell they can’t buy power.

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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