I HATE ANGELS!!! Chapter 2
by Kinsler's_Bettter on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 AM CDT
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I was not going to say anymore at the request of many on this website, but I am doing this for a select few friends that enjoyed my rant on why I hate the Angels. And since they have not said anything in a while for me to really go off, I am going to nit pick a little.
Dear Angels Fan,
What is the deal with the thunder sticks,ralley monkeys, and cut off white jerseys. WOW!!! WOW!!!! WOW!!! You want to talk about us, really. Thunder sticks were cool, what the last time you guys won the world series, I didnt even know people used those things anymore. I thought they were a fad sort of like beanie babies, but I guess you all missed that memo. I mean give it up, I saw that last night and was disappointed that you all still are using them to make noise. Goodness, I mean can you guys put down your sushi, fish tacos, or whatever you all eat and CLAP YOUR HANDS together. Its really not that difficult.
Next the rally monkeys. Now this is a semi-good idea, but not to have them in purple and pink. I mean I saw guys on the telecast with pink monkeys around their necks, PINK!!! Thats gotta be worse than listening to country music, right.
Finally, and this is the last thing I am going to say. What's the deal with the cut-off white jersey's? I didnt even know they still had jersey's like that except for little league teams because they are cheaper to make, less material. Lets think of some of the big time clubs and if they have cut off jerseys. Dodgers? Nope. Boston? Nope. Yankees? Nope. Rangers? Definitely Not. Well stick to being amateur boys, it really does give you that disney feel.
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Lame.
Not that I disagree, I just think engaging in smack-wars like this is lame.
Also, if you’ll remember, we had cutoff home and road jerseys too up until just this year, so I’m not sure you have room to be bitching about that…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Lame
wasting your time to tell someone else he is lame is lame to me
by blueballlefty on Jul 7, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
That doesn't make any sense at all.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
For some reason I just thought of Marcus Lemon.
Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.
this confuses me
so you dont like the angels
we get it.
i have some news for you: i dont like them either. in fact 99% of the ppl who post on here dont like the angels.
…we get it.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
yes we get it, we got it and it's NOT good. Next topic!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
I don't like yipdogs.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
Law of Nature
Dogs should be bigger than cats, period. Mice<Cats<Dogs.
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"We're One Nation Under a Groove"
- Ayjayem
by inactive lsb user on Jul 7, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Kinsler's_Better
You suck as an Angels hater. Even an Oakland A’s fan could do better than this pathetic attempt at hating.
I am the Iron Man
Yet
You are still so concerned about this guy that you feel the need to come to this site and make fun of him.
44
Suppose we could get Rev and Kinsler’s_Better a dinner date? there would be a prize for otherwise useless derogation (new word, but deserving of future consideration).
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Jul 7, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
If you're a fan of 44
why put 34 in your avatar?
by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 7, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
uhh
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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She looks petite,
might only be a 32. Oh, wait, that’s not the avatar, never mind.
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by t ball on Jul 7, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere...
Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big yellow ones…
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 7, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
epic.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
Exactly how many chapters are there to this?
Is there a dust jacket I could read instead?
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
I'd like to weigh in
And state that for the record, I hate angels too. Always flapping their damn wings around, blinding you with their halos, and acting like they’re better than everyone else.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
If the Angels are Nickelback, you are 3 Doors Down.
I may hate them, but I sure as hell hate you too.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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the mariners?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
Ryan Braun
He wears Affliction shirts, so he’d qualify.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Most teams have lame crap...
I have to say, playing the theme song from “The Natural” after EVERY home run kinda cheapens it a little.
by MidwayCityLivestock on Jul 7, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions
kind of like using the rally monkey at every possible opportunity?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
Mentioning how lame the thundersticks are...
in the same sentence as a World Series title…
…probably not the best way argue a point.
My farm system can beat up your farm system.
5 in a row
I believe I HATE THE ANGELS Chapter 1 led to a five game win streak for Rangers. I say we give I HATE THE ANGELS chapter 2 a chance.
HAHA. Well I just figured with it being LA.
by Kinsler's_Bettter on Jul 8, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
good logic
in other news, i just learned that because it is texas, they serve rib eyes and t bones instead of hot dogs and pizza at TBIA
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx
by knockoutking on Jul 8, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Petco in San Diego has both sushi (in the expensive tier of seats) and fish tacos (a Rubios)
Angel Stadium was better when it had a Hooters – Hooters wings are pretty good ballpark food. I think that is gone now.
Go Rice Owls!
Fish tacos are greatness!!
oh, how I miss Wahoos…
by GregoryM on Jul 8, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
If the Rangers keep beating the Angels.
There will be a new chapter before every series, so get ready.
by Kinsler's_Bettter on Jul 8, 2009 10:07 AM CDT reply actions
Ugh.
Well, you gotta go with what works I guess…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
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"We're One Nation Under a Groove"
- Ayjayem
by inactive lsb user on Jul 8, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
This doesn't work, man.
Not at all.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday 10 PM - 1 AM and Tuesday-Thursday 9 PM - 1 AM on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I Hate the Angels chapter 2 is 2 and 0
Thats 2 in a row. I love hating the Angels! Keep it up Kinslers_ Better than pedroia.
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