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This game isn't going to end well.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
safe
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Matthew Carruth likes to fondle his mother's balls
by oc on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What'd he say now?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She gave me a warning for not using the subject line properly
by oc on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have rules about using the subject line at LOL?
Or where you posting an image?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rules about the subject line
see my above post
by Inkara1 on Jul 7, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Above post?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is that above?
Looks below to me.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The subject line is how they moderate posts
If you don’t put one they can’t get to it very easily in the mod control panel
by Inkara1 on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you're surprised you got a warning about it?
by Inkara1 on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any other time, any other person, they'll just reply with 'SUBJECT LINE'
Or post a cute little screencap, painted text and all
by oc on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many times have they done that to you?
Also, you’ve been known to get under their skin so you probably get less leeway,
by Inkara1 on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man if i wasnt so annoyed right now
id make a photoshop pic of that jack in the box commercial with figgins, pedroia, and eckstein as the midgets…
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please do.
Make Kevin Mench Jack.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be kind of funny.
you should do this.
by Garcia on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One pitch "pitcher"
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Rex Hudler
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go team go
cmon
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
by gossamer on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets try something to change the teams luck
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hypnotic
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wrecked.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sit. down.
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets go RRRRRRRRangers
sound that out in a Ric Renner voice
by ScratchHorn on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok im taking nominations for the mini sirloin ball players thing
pedroia
figgins
eckstein?
i need 1 more?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
billy wagner
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is he short enough?
i honestly dont know
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
juan pierre
"Boy, did he drop a huge deuce in the stands!" (About a two-run homer)
Rex Hudler
by devildogamp on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ryan freel?
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
by gossamer on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did i read it wrong?
didn’t they just say for until the all-star break. They are just skipping his next start. Wash said they will re-evaluate after the all-star break
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats what I read
I really don’t see any problem with him in the pen through the All-Star break
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Jul 7, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I trust the gut more than the brain.
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We better start rooting against Nippert then.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
per EG
Holland to the pen
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a big deal if it's just pre asb
Trade for Ian Snell.
by sprite on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm already getting tired...
although that could be the fault of my about 5 hours sleep last night
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 7, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
byrd DP?
just think worst case scenrio
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh what the hell
rally moose!
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a strike
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how short is ecksteins wife?!
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eck gets the last laugh on all of us
Major league, ballplayer, millionaire, nice guy, and Hot wife.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would ya?
I think so.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's cuter than I'd have expected.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda looks like Sarah Carter.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A bit, yeah.
Apparently she acts.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Appropriately enough, she’s an acctress who apparently does a lot of kid’s shows and disney shit.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is hot:
Ashley is the voice of the new character Ahsoka Tano in Star Wars: The Clone Wars the movie and television series. Click here for the latest Ahsoka news!
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was predictable.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone post Medusa, we need her hideousness right now.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If we combine Medusa and the moose
we could see history made tonight…
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she had some work done, she looks like Michael Jackson did
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geez.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on Murph!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else think there may be some difference of opinion
about using some of the young guys between FO and Wash, case in point Borbon possibly Holland?
by diamond_dave on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh
you’re reaching right now
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shut up Josh
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's time:
I hate Dave Barnett.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
We should start a blog: Fire Dave Barnett.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm game. Gonna have to hold off a couple weeks 'til I finish a big project, though.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
I was kidding, actually. I don’t really have any idea what we’d write about.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could write many, many words about how much I hate Dave Barnett
and want him to be fired.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we could get him to do weekly chats on TXR.com, we'd be golden
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-0
curveball every fucking pitch
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This offence
is lifeless.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No, no, only the pitching can be a problem right now.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugghhh don't cool off Murph..we need you!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a better chance of talking my wife into a threesome with a hot chick
Then the Rangers have of winning this game
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey
I’m not genius here, but Lackey is throwing a lot of curveballs behind in the count. Just saying…In case no one over there is watching
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woah, he took one!
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like those idiots in Anaheim are doing the wave?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was certain that pitch was coming and Salty would swing on it.
nice check swing.
by Mike E on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he can't
do it again. He just won’t be able to do it 3-2…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking
predictable pieces of shit
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Teagarden.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh deeeeeeeeeear.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SCREW THIS OFFENSE
I’m taking a break from this game…..
by ScratchHorn on Jul 7, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our offense sucks...
this is no slump…they simply suck.
We will not stay in this race much longer with this offense.
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
some changes need to be made for sure
AJ needs to be gone. Byrd needs to be a platoon player with Murph. Need a righty hitting 1b to platoon with Hank. Teagarden should play against all LHP. Cruz should not ever sit for AJ if you insist on keeping his sorry ass here. Elvis should leadoff against LHP. Murph against RHP.
And that’s just a start.
by Garcia on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
First you need to can Ron Washington.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no quicker way to shut this offense down...
Than to give them a baserunner or two to strand.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think they need to work with the hitting instructor!
I hear he is the best in the business.
by diamond_dave on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty good game so far
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
by gossamer on Jul 7, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
give it 1 to 2 more innings
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you sure not sooner?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uhhhh....
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
until that point.
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
by gossamer on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for the Steroid Era
to return to Arlington…at least then we scored runs…
by rangerjake on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice fucking pitch
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Juan Rivera.
Ballgame.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Love the 95% fastballs!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's almost like watching Holland pitch, only Holland throws more strikes.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaand that's the ballgame folks
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's why.
Our offense freaking sucks.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
le meatball
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In France, they call it "le meatball,"
because of the metric system.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 rbi basehits
2 pitches right down the fucking middle
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nippert total fail
In 3…2…1…
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
by TomLovesHideki on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Major hate for
juan FUCKIN rivera
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
by scoop16 on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That fuckin' guy.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*That* fuckin' guy?
Fuck that fuckin’ guy.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot how it goes.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get this sense of doom coming.
Nippert is getting Holland’s next start Sunday.
by diamond_dave on Jul 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand why they wouldn't wait until AFTER this start
before labeling him the starter for Sunday and relegating Holland to the pen.
I mean would it have killed them to wait a day to decide?
by behindthebag on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No shit
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A friend pointed out to me
Nippert is looking a bit like RA Dickey with all that facial hair
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and starting to pitch like him this inning..
maybe he should try the knuckleball?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where the hell
has that pitch been
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis :)
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty lame i know, but im pissed off and dont feel like trying very hard...
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Bwahaha
Lame or not, it’s pretty funny.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 7, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lol'd.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figgins' face is my favorite
Looks like he’s singing along.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in case you didnt notice
figgins is singing along
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where should I go to get some optimistic Rangers chatter?
:)
by BuckyB on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere else?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheesh. And I though we had something special together...
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
girls
don’t fight, it scares the kids
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
But I think BuckyB just broke up with me.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just the relationship part
everything else can stay
by BuckyB on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And give me back my black t-shirt.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at the New York Rangers blog!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, even they aren't hugely optimistic...
a Glasgow Rangers blog is probably pretty optimistic though.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do the N Y Rangers suck these days?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...fuck Sean Avery.
(inserts sloppy seconds joke here)
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You take Sean,
I’ll take Elisha.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're not world beaters...they're just kind of meh
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers front office?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the booth with Josh and TAG
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Up your ass.
Fuck you and fuck your cheery ass fucking optimistic chatter, fucker!!!!………
Just kidding man. Come around here when we’re winning. Then it’s all sunshine and rainbows. Death, plagues, and curses around here right now. 3-0 Demons.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I know
I guess I’m the only one who always feels like we’re going to mount a comeback.
PS I’m from Sarasota, great town
by BuckyB on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because
Lackey is a major league pitcher. We are back to using pieces of shit like Nippert in divisional series
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
rotation still isn’t good enough, I don’t give a weenis what anyone says.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holland up in the pen.
Interesting.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holland up in the pen
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rangers
are using the tandem starter thing in the majors now. Holland starts Sunday and Nippert relieves hime
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
…
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
We’re getting nibbled to death. Fuck the Angels.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tits....
GTFO.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
72 pitches...
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As if anyone here cares if Nippert's arm falls off
by oc on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I care. I really do.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Many of them not very good.)
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats 3 2/3 too many for Wash
to give him the start Sunday!
by behindthebag on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because we could use a little more negativity...
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
A++ for this, good sir.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck. You killed the Rally Moose.
You bastard!
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think thats john lackeys car...
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Juan Rivera's
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash's favorite role for Derek Holland...
Inserting him into the middle of other peoples shit.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's this year's Warner Madrigal
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nippert
about what I expected
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is this holland nonsense
Dustin Nippert sucks. Holland was good in 2 of his last 3.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holland
has a future, Nippert was given away by the Diamondbacks
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we keep yanking Holland's chain like this, there's a chance he might wind up like Nippert.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nippert is out of options
Can’t DFA another pitcher.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So let him pitch in the pen?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WSho does he replace?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Derek Holland apparently!?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 7, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right now there is an extra pitcher in the bullpen
Who do you send down in the pen to make room for Nippert
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Dutch
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does that stuff work on Angels?
Every time you spray the Raid, an Angel loses his wings?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was for Figgins the Cockroach, actually.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah...
I think I missed that nick. Because he could survive a nuclear war?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just because he's an annoying little bugger.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a fucking strike
to K Byrd
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sad thing is, it's more truth than meme
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
I want my manager to coach with his gut sometimes
by BuckyB on Jul 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gut decisions can be unavoidable in-game
But when it comes to making decisions about players, playing time and lineups…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
When a team is slumping, sometimes irrational moves can fix a thing or two (recognizing that they can also fuck things up even worse)
by BuckyB on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is why you shouldn't make irrational decisions.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So those aren't strikes for us?
but Lackey’s gotten that call all night. Particularly against Byrd. Jeez.
by Garcia on Jul 7, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
exactly
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope
Holland throws about 5 shutout innings and makes Wash look like a dumbass
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whats funny is
Wash would still start Nippert on Sunday.
by behindthebag on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Word.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash looks like a dumbass
every day he puts AJ in the cleanup spot. He should be used to it by now.
by Garcia on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what did you say?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a terrible bunt.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked a little low to Kins there, blue.
Where was that shit with Nippert?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ian Kinsler is broken.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Kinsler.
I hope you don’t make the ASG so your giant head doesn’t get any bigger.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
6 K's
13 outs
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lackey's on that 8 IP, 1 R, 0 ER pace
en route to our 6-1 loss.
Great time to get swept, suckasses.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lackey vs. Nippert.
Odds definitely weren’t in our favor.
by Texas_Dawg on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He might've fallen off the pace.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, 14 outs
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
EG also said
that Omar had a sore shoulder. That might be why Kinsler hasn’t gotten a day off.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
by RangerMad on Jul 7, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can
play 2B with a sore shoulder, It’s a 25 foot throw. Roll the motherfucker over there
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice hustle Face
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wheres the power!
heh
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh good
IT’S ANDRUW JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT- Michael Jackson's funeral
Over the top, just right, or not enough?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton is a god
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And here comes RISP fail
with Jones…
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!!!
Andruw gets to end another threat to score
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK ON THAT
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe stupid pessimism is worthless
who knows though?
by BuckyB on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Ham!
Okay AJ, here’s a chance to prove you’ve got some worth…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
by lonestarJon on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hear Yakity Sax playing...
Andruw Jones must be coming to the plate.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy fuck I just ate my words with a fork
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woooo DRUW
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Goodbye!
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
by Snark on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats right
AJ says shutup.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish...
he would make me shut-up more often
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He homered 2 starts ago.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw Jones!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL YEAH!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
by rangers85 on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Shit we scored some runs
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
JONES!!!
Someone find the .gif of that guy from Indiana Jones yelling that name!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOM
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Death of the cool
You owe 3 Rangers some beer.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I will buy the whole team a beers...
if they could win this game
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, hell, all my negativity towards AJ tonight
must have worked. Nice!
by Garcia on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I did the same thing to Byrd and Blalock a couple of nights ago.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
we need to grill the guy everytime he comes up.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahahaha
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S GREATNESS
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs