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"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
What'd he say now?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
She gave me a warning for not using the subject line properly
by oc on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
They have rules about using the subject line at LOL?
Or where you posting an image?
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Above post?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
How is that above?
Looks below to me.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
The subject line is how they moderate posts
If you don’t put one they can’t get to it very easily in the mod control panel
Any other time, any other person, they'll just reply with 'SUBJECT LINE'
Or post a cute little screencap, painted text and all
by oc on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
How many times have they done that to you?
Also, you’ve been known to get under their skin so you probably get less leeway,
man if i wasnt so annoyed right now
id make a photoshop pic of that jack in the box commercial with figgins, pedroia, and eckstein as the midgets…
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
Please do.
Make Kevin Mench Jack.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go
cmon
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
Lets try something to change the teams luck
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jul 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hypnotic
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
wrecked.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
sit. down.
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
ok im taking nominations for the mini sirloin ball players thing
pedroia
figgins
eckstein?
i need 1 more?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
billy wagner
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
is he short enough?
i honestly dont know
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
ryan freel?
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
Fuck.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
did i read it wrong?
didn’t they just say for until the all-star break. They are just skipping his next start. Wash said they will re-evaluate after the all-star break
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats what I read
I really don’t see any problem with him in the pen through the All-Star break
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
We better start rooting against Nippert then.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
per EG
Holland to the pen
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I'm already getting tired...
although that could be the fault of my about 5 hours sleep last night
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
byrd DP?
just think worst case scenrio
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
YES!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Eck gets the last laugh on all of us
Major league, ballplayer, millionaire, nice guy, and Hot wife.
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
Would ya?
I think so.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
She's cuter than I'd have expected.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Kinda looks like Sarah Carter.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
A bit, yeah.
Apparently she acts.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Yeah
Appropriately enough, she’s an acctress who apparently does a lot of kid’s shows and disney shit.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
This is hot:
Ashley is the voice of the new character Ahsoka Tano in Star Wars: The Clone Wars the movie and television series. Click here for the latest Ahsoka news!
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Someone post Medusa, we need her hideousness right now.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
If we combine Medusa and the moose
we could see history made tonight…
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
she had some work done, she looks like Michael Jackson did
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
Geez.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Does anyone else think there may be some difference of opinion
about using some of the young guys between FO and Wash, case in point Borbon possibly Holland?
Josh
you’re reaching right now
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's time:
I hate Dave Barnett.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
+1
We should start a blog: Fire Dave Barnett.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
I'm game. Gonna have to hold off a couple weeks 'til I finish a big project, though.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Well
I was kidding, actually. I don’t really have any idea what we’d write about.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
I could write many, many words about how much I hate Dave Barnett
and want him to be fired.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
If we could get him to do weekly chats on TXR.com, we'd be golden
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
2-0
curveball every fucking pitch
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions
No, no, only the pitching can be a problem right now.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
I have a better chance of talking my wife into a threesome with a hot chick
Then the Rangers have of winning this game
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
Hey
I’m not genius here, but Lackey is throwing a lot of curveballs behind in the count. Just saying…In case no one over there is watching
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
Sounds like those idiots in Anaheim are doing the wave?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
he can't
do it again. He just won’t be able to do it 3-2…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
fucking
predictable pieces of shit
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Our offense sucks...
this is no slump…they simply suck.
We will not stay in this race much longer with this offense.
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
some changes need to be made for sure
AJ needs to be gone. Byrd needs to be a platoon player with Murph. Need a righty hitting 1b to platoon with Hank. Teagarden should play against all LHP. Cruz should not ever sit for AJ if you insist on keeping his sorry ass here. Elvis should leadoff against LHP. Murph against RHP.
And that’s just a start.
First you need to can Ron Washington.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
There's no quicker way to shut this offense down...
Than to give them a baserunner or two to strand.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
pretty good game so far
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
uhhhh....
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
until that point.
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
nice fucking pitch
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
Fucking Juan Rivera.
Ballgame.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
It's almost like watching Holland pitch, only Holland throws more strikes.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Aaaand that's the ballgame folks
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Here's why.
Our offense freaking sucks.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
In France, they call it "le meatball,"
because of the metric system.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
2 rbi basehits
2 pitches right down the fucking middle
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
Nippert total fail
In 3…2…1…
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
Major hate for
juan FUCKIN rivera
"I saw your act, just didn't make it for me. Just a lot of fluff."
*That* fuckin' guy?
Fuck that fuckin’ guy.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't understand why they wouldn't wait until AFTER this start
before labeling him the starter for Sunday and relegating Holland to the pen.
I mean would it have killed them to wait a day to decide?
by behindthebag on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
No shit
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
A friend pointed out to me
Nippert is looking a bit like RA Dickey with all that facial hair
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
and starting to pitch like him this inning..
maybe he should try the knuckleball?
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
where the hell
has that pitch been
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
pretty lame i know, but im pissed off and dont feel like trying very hard...
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Bwahaha
Lame or not, it’s pretty funny.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I lol'd.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Figgins' face is my favorite
Looks like he’s singing along.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
in case you didnt notice
figgins is singing along
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Sheesh. And I though we had something special together...
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
girls
don’t fight, it scares the kids
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
But I think BuckyB just broke up with me.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
And give me back my black t-shirt.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Nah, even they aren't hugely optimistic...
a Glasgow Rangers blog is probably pretty optimistic though.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
They're not world beaters...they're just kind of meh
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
The Rangers front office?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
in the booth with Josh and TAG
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Up your ass.
Fuck you and fuck your cheery ass fucking optimistic chatter, fucker!!!!………
Just kidding man. Come around here when we’re winning. Then it’s all sunshine and rainbows. Death, plagues, and curses around here right now. 3-0 Demons.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
I know, I know
I guess I’m the only one who always feels like we’re going to mount a comeback.
PS I’m from Sarasota, great town
Because
Lackey is a major league pitcher. We are back to using pieces of shit like Nippert in divisional series
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Yep
rotation still isn’t good enough, I don’t give a weenis what anyone says.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Holland up in the pen.
Interesting.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Holland up in the pen
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Rangers
are using the tandem starter thing in the majors now. Holland starts Sunday and Nippert relieves hime
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck.
We’re getting nibbled to death. Fuck the Angels.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Tits....
GTFO.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
As if anyone here cares if Nippert's arm falls off
by oc on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats 3 2/3 too many for Wash
to give him the start Sunday!
by behindthebag on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
because we could use a little more negativity...
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
A++ for this, good sir.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Holy fuck. You killed the Rally Moose.
You bastard!
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
i think thats john lackeys car...
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Or Juan Rivera's
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash's favorite role for Derek Holland...
Inserting him into the middle of other peoples shit.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
He's this year's Warner Madrigal
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Nippert
about what I expected
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
What the hell is this holland nonsense
Dustin Nippert sucks. Holland was good in 2 of his last 3.
the preceding post was a great success.
Holland
has a future, Nippert was given away by the Diamondbacks
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
If we keep yanking Holland's chain like this, there's a chance he might wind up like Nippert.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Nippert is out of options
Can’t DFA another pitcher.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
WSho does he replace?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
right now there is an extra pitcher in the bullpen
Who do you send down in the pen to make room for Nippert
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
Come on Dutch
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Does that stuff work on Angels?
Every time you spray the Raid, an Angel loses his wings?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
That was for Figgins the Cockroach, actually.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Ah...
I think I missed that nick. Because he could survive a nuclear war?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Just because he's an annoying little bugger.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
That was a fucking strike
to K Byrd
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
Sad thing is, it's more truth than meme
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Gut decisions can be unavoidable in-game
But when it comes to making decisions about players, playing time and lineups…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
I dunno
When a team is slumping, sometimes irrational moves can fix a thing or two (recognizing that they can also fuck things up even worse)
Which is why you shouldn't make irrational decisions.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
No...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
So those aren't strikes for us?
but Lackey’s gotten that call all night. Particularly against Byrd. Jeez.
exactly
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope
Holland throws about 5 shutout innings and makes Wash look like a dumbass
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
Whats funny is
Wash would still start Nippert on Sunday.
by behindthebag on Jul 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Word.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Cruz.
every game. Instead of messing around with him. I would drop AJ or never have him on this team in the first place.
what did you say?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
That was a terrible bunt.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Looked a little low to Kins there, blue.
Where was that shit with Nippert?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
we know
youve said it like 25 times
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Ian Kinsler is broken.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Hey Kinsler.
I hope you don’t make the ASG so your giant head doesn’t get any bigger.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
6 K's
13 outs
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions
Lackey's on that 8 IP, 1 R, 0 ER pace
en route to our 6-1 loss.
Great time to get swept, suckasses.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
sorry, 14 outs
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions
EG also said
that Omar had a sore shoulder. That might be why Kinsler hasn’t gotten a day off.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland - 2009 Rangers Minor League POY
I can
play 2B with a sore shoulder, It’s a 25 foot throw. Roll the motherfucker over there
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
oh good
IT’S ANDRUW JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions
OT- Michael Jackson's funeral
Over the top, just right, or not enough?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Hamilton is a god
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions
Yes!!!
Andruw gets to end another threat to score
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions
SUCK ON THAT
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Ham!
Okay AJ, here’s a chance to prove you’ve got some worth…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
I hear Yakity Sax playing...
Andruw Jones must be coming to the plate.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
holy fuck I just ate my words with a fork
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
holy shit.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I wish...
he would make me shut-up more often
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
HELL YEAH!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Holy Shit we scored some runs
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
JONES!!!
Someone find the .gif of that guy from Indiana Jones yelling that name!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
BOOOOOOOOM
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
I will buy the whole team a beers...
if they could win this game
by death of the cool on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I did the same thing to Byrd and Blalock a couple of nights ago.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously
we need to grill the guy everytime he comes up.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahahaha
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S GREATNESS
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
OT- Anna Benson.
Would ya?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Just for fun?
Probably.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
I would
bounce those funbags no doubt about it
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
without hesitation
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YES
AJ is the new Hank Blalock, but even Hank can run into one at the right time…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
He just needs to stop hitting cleanup, and I'll be happier.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Hank takes it to the second Bank.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I'd like to congratulate
BuckyB for his positivity being rewarded
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
Yes
We don’t suck?
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
My hands really hurt
I shouldn’t have clapped them together so hard…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Hey, BuckyB?
There’s your positive Rangers chatter.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
Fine, fine, keep it.
You can’t take away my memories, damnit.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
And I was getting
ready for the Lackey shuts out Rangers powerful lineup drivel from the national media.
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
Holland's Conversation with Maddux
Maddux: Ok Derek, we want you to go out and challenge them with your fastball to set up your breaking ball and your change. Don’t rely on it too much, but throw that fastball for strikes.
What Derek hears: Derek, we want you to go out and challenge them with your fastball. Throw that fastball.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I would've guessed:
Maddux: Ok Derek, we want you to go out and challenge them with your fastball to set up your breaking ball and your change. Don’t rely on it too much, but throw that fastball for strikes.
What Derek hears: Yakety-yak, yakety-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak fastball yakety-yak-yak-yak yakety-yak. Yakety-yak-yak-yak-yak, yakety-yak fastball yak.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
BYRD WALKS?????
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
Come on Murphy,pop that clutch...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Hudler pointing out the number 7 for Murphy
number 7, playing field position 7, batting seventh, batting .277, has 7 HRs this year
lewin did the same
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
this is the best i could find..
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
kinda shitty if you ask me
ill fix it if someone can find a better pic
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I asked and you delivered.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
at first i thought this was micheal jacksons morgue pic...
too soon?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That autopsy report came back, btw.
Died of food poisoning. Too many eight year old weiners.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Awesome.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
Lackey's face looks like a guy with Downs' Syndrome
and that is in NO WAY meant to insult people with Downs’ Syndrome. Getting compared to Lackey isn’t nice, I know. I’m sorry.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I will too
Even though my hands still sting.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
i'll drink
7 beers
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
gay black guy
in pink shirt took off pink sunglasses. I bet he doesn’t even stand out in Anaheim
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
I love a guy who can pull off pink
For real
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Loaded
But SaltalaBottsia coming up…
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
although I would have rather had murph swing at that than salty vs lackey again
the preceding post was a great success.
Good job Murph
I wouldn’t have been surprised if they’d called that a strike though…
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
anyone else willing to take a K/passed ball right now?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
Me!
I am!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Eerie.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
More douchey....
Boston’s “let’s go Red Sox” chant
or
LAA’s thunder sticks?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Thundersticks by far
Every team has a “let’s go _ _” chant.
by GhettoBear04 on Jul 7, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
He's just going to let them go right by.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
come on Salty
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
Calling.
A deflating K.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never been happier to be wrong.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Does that count?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW!
You win one Internet!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
steal
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
we'll take it
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
We scored again!!!!
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
THANKS LACKEY!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
THANKS LACKEY!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
great jump
by Blalock
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
Hank the Bank
cashes one in!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
at least salty didn't swing
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
SALTY!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES!!!!
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
The thunderqueers are booing!!!!!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions
VERY AROUSING!
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
That guy is definitely fapping.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice...
time to get to their pen
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Holy shit!
Eat that failure sandwich with some Salt sprinkled on there, fattie.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
my personal favorite
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
by TXRangersFan on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
WOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!
RANGERS BASEBALL!!
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Jul 7, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions
Hell to the yes.....let's now work over that bullpen
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
Salts?
Holy crap!
Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert
Wow. Lackey just totally lost it.
That’s really, really good television. Umm. Laptop. Whatever.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: Can't take a fucking to save their lives.
I love when our offense wakes up...
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
WTF...
Get on base or die, Salty.
"Young is the Good version of David Eckstein. Grossly overrated because of grit. He can move one step to the right, and a half step to the left whereever you put him in the field." - DJ Cahill
I didn't know
when you banged thundersticks together they made booing sounds….
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Texas Rangers Baseball: Built to start piece of shit retreads like Dustin Nippert in intradivisional play in July!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jul 7, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions
They quit swinging at that crap he was throwing all night
and low and behold if he has to throw an actual strike they can hit the mother-fucker!!!
i think total credit is due to the rally moose coming back from the dead...
and hanging out with victor conte
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Jul 7, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions
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