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Lenny Dykstra's Cheddar Problems

Lenny Dykstra is having more issues with the cheddar, apparently, having filed for bankruptcy today.

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Hackett, in his statement, described the pending lawsuits as "parties who have attempted to steal his property, breached material agreements with him or otherwise acted in bad faith."

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Dykstra's Cheddar is moldy

Shocked, shocked I tell you.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jul 8, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

There's still a chance.

The claims are ‘meritless’!

by bhudson on Jul 8, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

People trying to steal Dykstra's cheddar?

Did he run after and say “THAT’S NACHO CHEESE!”

by cmkelly29 on Jul 8, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Underrated joke.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very much so

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 8, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those claims are

meritless!!! By the way, can I borrow your credit card for gas?

"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers

by DJCahill on Jul 8, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm dying to know if the lawyer took the case without a hefty retainer/deposit....

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 8, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

lenny borrowed someone CC

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Call up Joaquin Arias? He had a legit spring training and seems to have cooled off a little bit in OKC but still a DH option. " -- kch tx

by knockoutking on Jul 8, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dykstra

better hope that Hackett’s a better attorney than he is a SS.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I have no idea but someone will know

Didn’t a .230 hitting middle infielder used to be a good thing back in his day?

Although the 71 errors in a season is not too inspiring.

by Mark from OC on Jul 8, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

In HIS day, I'm guessing not..

Since he got little more than a cup of coffee…

But, as a point of reference, guys from my youth:

Mark Belanger .228/.300/.280
Luis Aparicio .262/.311/.343
Don Kessinger .252/.314/.312
Bud Harrelson .236/.327/.288
Bert Campaneris .259/.311/.342

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 8, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish - try 70ish

Like I said, I assume his numbers weren’t acceptable since he only played 1 year plus change, but light-hitting MIFs have generally been the norm up until the Ripken era.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Jul 8, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

couldnt happen to a better guy

Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect

by 34express on Jul 8, 2009 1:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Aside from Comic Relief,

why does anybody give 2 shits about Lenny Dykstra, and his cheddar?

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Jul 8, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Noone does.

It’s all about the comedy. Dykstra’s got all the comedy.

by bhudson on Jul 8, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

But times are tough, man...

Cheddar’s not what it used to be.

by bhudson on Jul 8, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Cheddars

more the Chili’s.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

the than

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I find Cheddar's to be extremely overrated

Give me Chili’s every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 8, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Dykstra cheddar"

This is a sex joke just waiting to happen.

by jwiscarson on Jul 8, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 8, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where'd the cheese go?

…I dunno

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Jul 8, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

This is why you don't really sign relief guys to big deals
mlbtraderumors: Blue Jays Release B.J. Ryan http://tinyurl.com/nn6g5o

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by SCDP on Jul 8, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

EVERYONE called that a bad deal when they made it

Just totally mind boggling. Unless you’ve got a Rivera-like guy who dominates and is mostly healthy year after year after year (and those guys are the exception, not the rule), those big money deals to relievers kill you every time.

Just makes JD’s bullpen construction abilities look all the better. We have what I would consider to be a consistent, reliable bullpen and our top six guys out there were acquired in the following manners:

February NRI (Yesterday Eddie)
February NRI (Jennings)
June trade for cash considerations for a guy who had just been DFA’d (Grilli)
April waiver claim of Rule 5 pick (DOD)
5th round draft pick 8 years ago (BGL)
Minor league PTBNL acquired in a deadline deal 6 years ago (Two Frank).

It doesn’t take big money or big names to have a good bullpen.

"wORLD sEIRES HERE WE COMER!!!!!!!!!"by bigsteve on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM PDT
"Elvis Andrus has just performed a miracle." -Eric Nadel

by WestTxAg06 on Jul 8, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Billy Wagner could be next.

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Jul 8, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

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