A.L. West Standings
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That is freakin' awesome to look at
on July 9. I will absolutely need new pants if they take 3 of 4 from Seattle.
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I don't wear pants
I’ll need new carpet.
Berber.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 9, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I was hoping you were going to say ceiling, but wallpaper works too.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to be a Yankee fan this weekend as well
hopefully, the Angels get swept by the Yankees with their lineup hurting.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
So will 99.6% of all Rangers fan. This could turn out to be a great weekend!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's this .4% thats hating on us this weekend?
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Bandwagonners that forget we need the Angels to lose!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
If the world were perfect
There’d be some obscure baseball rule that could allow both the Yankees and Angels to lose all 3?
"What is that — five out of six? The numbers say what they say. They own us." -- Torii Hunter, 07/01/09
by NorCalRangersFan on Jul 9, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Conversely
I’ll need a rope if they lose 3/4 or get swept.
I'll still need new carpet.
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 9, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well done.
"We're One Nation Under a Groove"
- Ayjayem
by inactive lsb user on Jul 9, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm at the point again where I'll be disappointed if we don't take 3 of 4 from the M's
Which probably means I’m destined to be disappointed. Seems like everytime this team lets me get this confident, they do something to remind me they’re still the Rangers that same day or weekend.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
Well, if you need help managing expectations:
Hunter vs. Hernandez: Edge Seattle
Feldman vs. Morrow: Edge Texas
Millwood vs. Washburn: Toss up
Nippert vs. Bedard: Edge Seattle
Maybe I set my expectations too low, but I’ll be content if we split the series.
I'd agree
I’m already anticipating losses against Felix, Bedard and maybe Morrow.
eh, i actually really, really like that Feldman/Morrow matchup
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
How can you not?
Morrow still has nightmares from the last time we played them….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Morrow has been improving as a starter
His stuff was filthy last time out against Boston.
by LiamP on Jul 9, 2009 3:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
...and looking back, I find my fears confirmed, as usual.
And people wonder why I’m not all flowers and sunshine sometimes, even when we’re leading.
Get on base or die, Salty.
"You know, I’m playing entirely too much." - Andruw Jones
Didn't coin this, but...
First place mother effin’ Texas Rangers!!!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jul 9, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I wonder how LAA feels right now
Do the Rangers finally have the whammy on them? To me, this is the strangest part of this year. This team seems to win the “big” game.
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How El Lay feels right about now!!!!

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
How Los Rangers feel right about now!!!!

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
The 1st one is from the documentary " How not to hug a cannon" and the 2nd is from the Freshest Prince alive…while DJ Jazzy Jeff beats the drums.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
whats the samurai tom cruz movie?
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
You know I never saw it...
from that scene alone it looks like I probably should have.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh...
Samurai
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Touche.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
LOL
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure, and you may remember me from such documentaries as ‘How Not to Hug a Cannon.’”
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
Well played.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
"Lepper in the backfield"
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
i think its the tom cruise samurai movie
not sure though
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
This reminds me of my favorite Japanese warrior wedding song.
Cannon in De-stroyed
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
This makes me so chubalicious!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Wow, just wow
3 teams in front of us, 26 behind at the midway point with our best player just getting back in the lineup. This shit’s legit.
"Ho visto il tuo agire, non solo rendono per me. Basta un sacco di fluff".
Too legit to quit.
Sorry..
When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
by Pocket Ninja on Jul 9, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
My favorite thing to see so far this year?
Mike Scioscia and his varying degrees of poop face.

When I see a solar eclipse I think "oh no, is the moon eating the sun?"
This needs to be available and updated somewhere on LSB at all times.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jul 9, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's never to early to talk magic numbers
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Genius.
plus juan.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Sauce?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't believe it
But when you have such a fearless leader as we do, I guess it’s not so hard to believe.
by Rohn Warshington on Jul 9, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
you got that right! DO NOT mess with The Gutfather!!!!
"You're going to love my nuts"
Vince from slap chop
by BigGuns on Jul 9, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
heck ya
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournaments begun.
i really hope andruw can keep this up
yeah, he’ll bring the Ks but if he can continue socking dingers at such a high rate i think it will silence at least a few of you jones-bashers.
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Jul 9, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions
THIS IS A 91.70 WIN TEAM, BABY!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
Quick snapshot on Angles pitching v. Rangers this season:
Weaver 20.1 21-14-13 5.76 in three starts
Lackey 4.2 9-7-7 13.70 in two starts (sort of)
Saunders 9.0 14-15-15 15.00 in two starts
O’Sullivan 6.0 6-2-2 3.00 in one start
Santana 4.0 7-5-5 11.25 in one start
from Jeff (Inside Corner) Miller
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
O'Sullivan? geez
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Stinkin O'effin' Sullivan?
WTF We kick the shit out of their good pitchers and this guy kicks us right in the nuts.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Kinda what we've dealt with all season for some reason.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Jul 9, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Inter-league Records
Texas 9-9
LAAA 14-4
Seattle 11-7
Oakland 5-13
Record minus Inter-league Play
Texas 38-27
LAAA 32-33
Seattle 32-34
Oakland 30-35
I now officially hate inter-league games. A six game lead would be nice.
Inter-league
Thank goodness we got to pad our stats by facing the Astros 6 times or else we would really blow….
For the hundredth time
The timing of the interleague play coincided with LAA getting hot. They did not win because of interleague play. I have seen variations of your post here far too many times in the last month.
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Confusion?
You must have me confused with someone else. These are my first comments about inter-league records.
Since you are tired of discussing the issue, I’ll spare you my opinion.
I didn't say you posted it many times
I said I had seen variations of it, meaning from many here. Too many.
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