Speaking of ARod...
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 11, 2009 3:38 PM CDT
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Yummy...
I might even have a chance with her, considering how crappy her taste in men has been..
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Look really close at the face
And the wobbly arm structure. You know who Kate Hudson looks most like?
Marjorie Main. Just think, in 23 years she’ll be a clone of Ma Kettle …………
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Aug 11, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nobody knows who that is Ed
Heh.
We'll show you Obama's birth certificate as soon as you show us Sarah Palin's high school diploma...
by Brian Thomas on Aug 11, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh true
Ought to be a fun lookup though. Sample (using 1949 statistical analysis)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cydcnQf0usg
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Aug 11, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I would say.
Madonna looks like a man.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
Admit it, you want that.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
There's a better (more vomit inducing) shot of her at wwtdd
Posting on the mobile site so I can’t link it, but it’s here:
by LiamP on Aug 11, 2009 3:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Holy fuck.
That is disgusting.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
I hate you with a white-hot hate..
You know, the kind of white-hot hate that burns your eyes out the way that pic just did mine…
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
This will help your heeling process.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
Well...
can’t say she doesn’t keep in shape.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I guess it is a shape of sorts...
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 11, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the holocaust was over
What in the hell is wrong with her arms?
by twinkilling on Aug 11, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You think Jennifer Connelly...
…is just a 6, and put Jennifer Alba in the “I guess I wouldn’t kick her out of bed” category.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 11, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Moms >>>>>> Kate
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Aug 11, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah..
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
It's a lesbian romp
between Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
Jennifer Connelly...
looked a lot better back in The Rocketeer days. More curvy, more womanly.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Curvy looks good on a pretty chick when she's 21, though.
It’s harder to pull off looking sexy when you’re carrying a little extra weight into your upper thirties.
Curvy 40 year olds give me a case of the flaccids.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 11, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hah
No, Jessica Alba was #1 on the celeb list for years, and Jennifer Connelly was beautiful. It’s the inability to see the difference between those two and someone who used to be cute but now if she weren’t famous wouldn’t make anyone turn their head that I don’t get.
by Brett Perryman on Aug 11, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
This is ARod we’re talking about, not some yahoo for whom just dating a celebrity should be novel enough that he’d go for whatever.
by Brett Perryman on Aug 11, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Jennifer Connely
Never can think of her the same after Requiem for a Dream
by GregoryM on Aug 11, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
You nailed it holmes.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
Connelly in Blood Diamond
got me pretty hot and bothered…she’d never really done it for me before that
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 11, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
and hit her in the chest with the same frying pan...
but I wouldn’t kick her out; I bet she’s a helluva fun ride.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Then there is this photo with the caption:
Maybe Kate is his A-Rod’s luck charm? He’s averaging more points now than his season average.
Points??
by Excel Hearts Choi on Aug 11, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions
she seems to have no discernable "type"
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Is it me
or is she flat chested? I think A-Rod probably has bigger breasts then her.
"I can wake up out of the bed and play outfield. It's easy." --Milton Bradley
She's VERY flat-chested,
hence my comment above about hitting her in the chest with the frying pan.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
And her eyes are about a foot apart
She must have wicked good vision on the periph…
I'm Matt mutha-effing Bush, bitches, and mutha-eff East County.
"I'm as passionate and knowlegeable as any fan out there." Josey Wales
by Brian Thomas on Aug 11, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sure the aspect ratio on that pic is messed up.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Boys and things that come by the dozen
That ain’t nothin’ but drugstore lovin’
Hey little thing let me light your candle
‘Cause mama I’m sure hard to handle, now
Man, did they start good and fizzle out or what???
That first album was greatness, but then….meh
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Not an original Black Crowes song.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 11, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I had forgotten that, thx
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZxN9iQM7OY
Then again, I don’t know who wrote it.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 11, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
All due respect to Otis
but I prefer this version.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
Good one..
I meant that Otis wrote it, BTW.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
pisses me off
That Otis gets exactly two songs played on an oldies station and they weren’t even close to his best stuff.
Sitting on the Dock of the bay is an decent song I guess but it’s the anti-Otis.
My favorite Otis Redding song...
Lover’s Prayer.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I'm a huge fan so my favorite changes all the time.
Currently it’s probably You Left the Water Running.
Nice shirt Pigpen.
I bet he smelled like B.O. and whiskey.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
most big fans think they got much better after all that
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 11, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd album was the best
We'll show you Obama's birth certificate as soon as you show us Sarah Palin's high school diploma...
by Brian Thomas on Aug 11, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
i want to put our cigarettes on her face
I know it’s common for geeky, overweight Internet types to talk about how (insert supermodel) is ugly, but I seriously would not even turn around to check Kate Hudson out if she walked by me on the street downtown.
Very average…VERY.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
You know Chris Robinson used to get knee-deep in that right?
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
She does have a nice turd-cutter though.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
Screw Arod and the way he spit on the team and the fans!
I mean this is where this thread is going right? Just kicking it off a little early
Kate Hudson is a nice piece
fully capable of taking bad pictures.
No Cruz in the line-up tonight (although available for ph duty). No Teabag either (even though he’s pretty good v LHs).
Omar, Young, Byrd, AJones, Ham, Hank F, Murph, Salty, Tiny E
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I defy you to produce an attractive photo
We'll show you Obama's birth certificate as soon as you show us Sarah Palin's high school diploma...
by Brian Thomas on Aug 11, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus, could it be anymore obvious that this dude is gay and trying to hide it cause he's a pussy?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind you.
I just think it’s super pussbag mcgee of him to skirt the issue by parading a series of celebrity beards in front of us.
If you’re gay, be gay. Don’t be a little hide-y pussy about it.
But maybe that’s just me. I’m a real badass.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals fuh-laming.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
A-Rod
I feel the same way about Little Crissy Ronaldo.
When Paris Hilton says she’s breaking things off with you because you’re more fem than she is, you’re pretty much advertising that you’re gay.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you
I have no problem with Little Crissy being gay. I have a problem with him being a whiny, diving, prima-donna little bitch who’s the biggest whore on a team full of them.
Christ, I hope Real Madrid gets their asses handed to them in every tournament they play in this year.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
Wow, RC
I was about to go off…then I remembered that we parted ways with him. This season is going to be interesting (I hope).
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Aug 11, 2009 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously.
I might even root for other EPL teams against them in CL. I can’t remember a time I so desperately wanted to see a team lose…probably some Yankees team.
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 11, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
A whiny, diving..
..prima donna little bitch…Sorta like Torres?
This stream of vitriol would go better if your team wasn’t chock full of players who fit the profile you paint with Real. Plus, I think Liverpool has more Spaniards than Real. Not a big deal, just kinda funny.
I’m all for inter-team rivalry, but you cannot single Ronaldo out when you have guys like Torres, Gerrard and Carragher on the team who display some of the worst characteristics of Prem players in the game.
What's the rumpus?
Come on
Torres isn’t half the diver that Ronaldo is, and he doesn’t whine to the refs when calls don’t go his way.
Carragher does get in the refs’ ear sometimes, as does Gerrard, but I’m not sure what you’re referring to otherwise, aside from Gerrard’s recent brush with the law.
Liverpool doesn’t have half the budget of Real Madrid- unlike them, we actually have to think about who we’re going to sign instead of picking them out of a catalog and going, “oh, I think I’ll have one of those, and one of those, and one of those.” We’ve actually broken even on transfer spending this summer, FWIW.
I’ll freely admit part of my bitterness towards Madrid has something to do with their pursuit of Xabi Alonso- they all but tapped him up all summer, and did everything they could to low-ball us because he “doesn’t sell shirts.” I’m hoping we get those twits again this year in the Champions League, so we can whip their galactico asses again…
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
Also
Madrid has double the Spanish contingent we do, though they did tip that balance by signing two of ours this summer. We’ve only got Reina, Riera, and Torres on the first team now, plus a couple others in the reserves.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
Market conditions
The fact that the finances are skimpy these days is a new wrinkle to the usual run of things for Liverpool. Before this season Torres, Villa and whoever else was on the Euro Hot Sheet was a goal for your lot. Just because the market has caught up to Hicks doesn’t mean the mentality still isn’t there.
Gerrard – Has played the Liverpool fans like fools not once but twice with his wage demands and threats to leave if he didn’t get what he wanted. I’m not a kopite and that pisses ME off
Carragher is the footy equivalent to Tim Duncan in my eyes..Can do no wrong and protests mightily when he’s called for a foul….or just a Scouse version of Carvalho
And Torres HAS gotten better with the diving, but so did Ronaldo before he left. They all get a bit better in England but the diving is never too far away.
And hell my team employs Diouf (who I despise) but since he wears my team’s strip I can’t rightly call out any other team for employing divers….Sucks, ‘cause I’d really LIKE to have a seat on the high horse. ;)
What's the rumpus?
Gerrard
The threats to leave happened before I started following the club, so they really don’t color my opinion of him as much as it does some people, FWIW.
Diouf- ugh. Don’t remind me. Another of Gerard Houllier’s terrible French signings. If only he’d signed Anelka instead…
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
This Bodes Well For A-Rod Haters
Kate Hudson is the Devil.
She ate Chris Robinson’s soul and ruined The Black Crowes in the process.
Then she got into Owen Wilson’s head and had him trying to kill himself.
What will be in store for A-Rod?
this thread needs more
Bitch Tits
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
I've always found Kate Hudson slightly curious
Ever since I saw her her on Leno one time last year in this tight-fitting dress, and got almost creeped by the fact that there didn’t appear to be anything in there in the chest area.
And I’m not really a boob-guy, either. I usually don’t mind if a chick has a small chest if she’s particularly pretty (like Kristen Bell, for example) but Kate doesn’t look like she ever made it through puberty, and she ain’t really good-looking enough otherwise to make up for it.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
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