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Where the hell is everyone?
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Wouldn't hurt
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I imagine he'd appeal and play against us and just sit out their next series if its against an opponent not directly fighting them for the wild card
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
This is the COME BACK FROM A GIANT HOLE thread.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Salty seemed surprised to get a walk.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Who wasn't?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought Salty stopped adjusting his gloves between pitches?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 7:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Nice walk Salty.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
tu pack
josh?
you couldnt have sounded any whiter there
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That guy definitely touched it.
Why wasn’t Andrus running?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
John Ellis is the answer, I think.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
That's wrong.
Must be some coach or somesuch (said he was on the field).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Elvis didn't even run to first fucking base there.
Bench his ass.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 7:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Maybe he knows the ump is retarded
That was horseshit
by John Fountain on Aug 11, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Now we're just gonna get fucked in the ass by the umps.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
So...
1. Nippert shitting the bed
2. Offense doing very little
3. Umps stealing a run from us when the offense finally does do something
Not a good recipe
why didnt andrus run?
i mean it didnt matter but it was fair
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Nip is at 70 pitches
Holland threw 96 in his complete game.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Rusty Torres
is THE ANSWER
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Sup, bitches?!!?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Didn't google
went back to the teams involved – had to know where to go to find who the Senators played in that last game where they forfeited.
Oh, and Hank F hit a triple so suck it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Wow you can look something up on the internet, and you can watch a baseball game on tv.
Better?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
It's Nipples fault, all of it...the anger. Nipples is a hack.
"I’m out there to do well, not just to serve cookies to guys..." Jason Grilli
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 11, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Imagine Cloie on 24
as a baseball fan.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
there's a tshirt
with 10cent beer night that i wanna buy. it’s expensive though
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I'm not sure whether that's ironic
I’m leaning towards yes.
by John Fountain on Aug 11, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a real shame
cant find the shirt. really funny shirt though
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 11, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
How about an e?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
O?
"I’m out there to do well, not just to serve cookies to guys..." Jason Grilli
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 11, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Well if we don't score some runs it won't matter if he gave up 1, 5, or 10
Please do.
the preceding post was a great success.
I get it
not a terrible movie but only because VScully saves it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Down 5-0 makes our line-up look really weak.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
The beacon of optimism
isn’t plugged in tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Josh issues a dad joke
that flew over TAG’s head.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Laffey is dialed in now.
We’re fucked.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Nice fucking slide,douche bag.
It didn’t make you look cooler,if that’s what you’re wondering.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 7:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Dear Rangers,
QUIT SWINGING AT BALLS!!!!!
Thanks,
TxStCA
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
and with good reason.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
available to pinch hit
but would probably need a pinch runner says the dmn blog
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 11, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Dumbass
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
just got home
my boy Nippert didnt do so hot it looks like :(
What makes you think that?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Just in the third...
Not bad the rest of the time.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we replay the third? That would be great...
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
And only 2 BBs.
Can’t believe it? Neither can I.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Padilla-esque of him.
Though I don’t think Padilla would have approved of merely grazing people.
Padilla hits you and you know it for sure.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy fuck, what a fucking joke of a 3rd inning
Nadel called it a pesky 3rd inning?
Fucking pesky my ass.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Well at least he didnt torch the bullpen completely
GET RUNS!!!
the preceding post was a great success.
She is not there, she worked today
99% sure.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I wish it was me
Alas, I am watching at home. In a white Relay For Life shirt. I pity that girl for looking like me though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Aug 11, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
nipper doin ok
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Not a strike at all.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
ball four
take your… uh, nevermind.
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Im not sure the ump calls that pitch if AJ doesn't go walking off twice in a row
the preceding post was a great success.
Just keep on getting baserunners
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 7:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i'll take the...
blue pill?
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 11, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey Blalock!
Here’s your giant bucket of fail!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Josey holds it for him every now and again.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't even think they go to the games anymore.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
They stopped coming when he stopped hitting to all fields.
Circa 2006.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He may get a hit right after I say this...
But Murphy looks terrible against lefties. Just terrible.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
It is.
10 strikeouts, six innings. For some around here that would mean he’s good.
I like him and all but give me Feldman any day.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You're assuming it doesn't already.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Man screw the 3rd inning.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Seriously.
Not a bad outing overall, just got unlucky in the third.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I am so tired of seeing Kobe Bryant
with his “Do you know the tickle man?” Makes me hate him even more.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I thought that show got cancelled?
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
AGREED!
Freaks me out a little more every single time.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
From what I can tell
That show consists only of top 50 this or that lists that come on after Rangers games.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Last show aired on June 30.
From now on it’s only those little lists.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
so we will continue to get those commercials...ugh...
I do like the “I’m a man!! I’m 40!!” and the Ryan Leaf “KNOCK IT OFF!!” scenes…
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 11, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I watched it once in like 1985 or something.
Wasn’t impressed with it and never saw it again.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
well, usually 5-0 games have zero positives in them
but this one at least has me feeling good about leaving Nippert in the rotation… the dude is just mowing them down after that ugly inning. Sometimes the ball just doesnt bounce your way in an inning
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
well he didn't have any luck in that inning
but he was also genuinely wild as he has been much of his career.
but great rebound obviously, certainly not as down on his next outings as I would be if he had left after 3 heh.
the preceding post was a great success.
oh
if only the hitters could hit.
for the month of August, rangers are last in AL in runs scored.
they were 7th for july.
august ops = 11th
july ops = 7th
when will they hit???!?!?!?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
damn, the bounces are just not going our way
ugh
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
wow
that was a terrible call
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
When was the last time Warsh was thrown out?
A year ago or so?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I think he's been tossed a grand total of 2 or 3 times his entire time here.
I know you don’t want Mike Scoscia managing your team, but he does NOT argue anything.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
He needs a combination of a Lou Pinella/Sparky Anderson/Earl Weaver/Billy Martin
freakout moment…he’d have to pick just the right moment though…
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 11, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Safe, geez
So, anyway, my computer locked up… WTF got into Nippert? 10K’s? Where was this in the 5-run inning?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Statistical..
…aberration. They actually didn’t happen because of the 10 strikeouts, only they did, so the Rangers are behind.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Scott Feldman is still overrated for being underrated.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
bad luck?
he also walked and hit a batter, that doesnt help. He’s still a little bit lacking in control, but you gotta think he can at least be pretty decent for us down the stretch
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Well, we got Laffey out
Doesn’t the CLE bullpen kinda suck?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
No, it probably doesn't.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Maybe if we all just concentrate real hard, heh
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
yea, but mike didnt know
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
For those asking earlier,
Just heard from Micah, she is at home.
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
hammy will
hit a 6 run home run
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
on one swing
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Wait a goddamn minute....
WTF happened with Young? MLB.tv just totally skipped his AB!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
he hit it about half way to 3rd and was thrown out by the pitcher
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 11, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
He struck out
And ran all the way around the bases but the catcher tagged him when he got to home.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
The offense should be ashamed of themselves
Free Esteban German!
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
if we mixed Mathis and Nippert together we'd have a really damn good pitcher
unfortunately we dont have any mad Russian scientists on staff do to this
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I like the cut of your jib.
I’ll get to work finding a mad Russian scientist. You get to work convincing Asian Kid and Dusty Tits to do it.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
So let me get this straight...
We need to get the Asian Kid a boob job?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Ok.
New plan.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
The russians tried to mix human and bear DNA
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The result:
Janet Reno.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
haha no
all the subjects died in utero.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I've always thought Putin looked somewhat bear-like.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
manbearpig
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Frank Black?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
You would know if you've seen the guy.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen the guy.
He’s just fat. Not half man, half bear.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't remeber the CD, maybe a solo, regardless, the guys back is covered in hair.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Well that doesn't mean that he's half bear.
I mean such a mutant probably wouldn’t be able write songs or play guitar.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
This guy?
http://www.thebloodarm.com/images/35.jpg
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
So would we have a "Nipthis"?
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 11, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate little kids that have pig feet
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Fair enough.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
This guy on the mound for the Indians...
not bad. Lots of movement. Kinda like their O’Day.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
doesnt have the control
these pitches are over the middle of the plate, we just are clueless on offense
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
ok maybe not
but we still suck
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
this is like the 500th time
we grounded out to pitcher
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Would somebody please not make an out?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
INCONCEIVABLE!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Hamilton!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Wow at least in the first few innings we appeared to be a threat
the preceding post was a great success.
Blalock is gonna hit a HR just to tease us
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
who are you kidding
he’s gonna chase a slider in the dirt.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Anyone else wanna make a half day roadtrip to Tulsa tommorow?
im considering it
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
If I hadn't called in sick today for no reason...
I would have gone. No problem.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
WTF? Chuck Norris is there?
Now we know what happened in the third inning!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Thought he was Rangers fan?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No he is just Walker, Texas Rangers
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Well fuck him too.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
unreal
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Fuck Asdrubal Cabrera
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
he still hit it right into the shift.
He’s a .5 dimensional ballplayer. Or less.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
good thing about this game....
it’s going to end early
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
but the next one starts an hour early
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Add Laffey to the list of mediocre pitchers the Rangers have made look incredible this season.
Currently headlined by Gaudin. One of these days I will go back and compile the list, but I don’t really want to see it.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
HIs numbers have looked good this year at home,
but I catch your drift.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
and he is a socialist, I hear, too.
Fuck.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
IT'S THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS!
Next you’ll tell me he’s one of them goddamn homosexuals!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
As a matter of fact that is rumoured to be the case.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
shake that laffey taffey?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Sounds like he's shaking other dude's taffeys and laffing it.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
93 good enough for ya
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
It is great
I unfortunately went to one of his starts against Toronto, he never hit above 91, mostly in the 89-90 range
radar guns vary
and so do pitchers I guess.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
how do you get an A- on a 4 pt grade scale?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
3.8 at some places.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
where i went, it was 3.8
3.2 for B+…
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Yep. That's how we roll, too.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
my high school you either
got an A or a B. No middle ground
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
college it was that way for me
HS for me it was weighted
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
20 runs against the Angels last series, yet effin' ZERO against the tribe
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
just playin' to the competition
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Hot and cold
I just wish they would find middle ground.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Hey Murphy.
You are not an everyday player against LHP.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
We are going to get closd out by a Sipp
Bastard
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Really takes the shine out of that Angels series.
To come out and shit the bed like this.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
MLB.tv is offically driving me insane.
People actually pay rediculous amounts of money for this shit?
Good thing there’s nothing going on in this game.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I'm not
I’ve got it on the second-lowest quality bar, and it just gave me an error message.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I rarely get "try decreasing your resolution" messages during the games but get them almost every commercial break
Just how many GEICO ads did they sell them, anyway?