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by Adam J. Morris on Aug 11, 2009 8:46 PM CDT
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Well that sucked.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
does byrd ever get a day off
he needs to sit at least one game
hard to sit a guy
on an 11-game hitting streak.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 11, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Tomorrow.
Should be a lot easier, then.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 11, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i have it TiVO'd because I'm working late
and I’m not even remotely interested in seeing any of it.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
i guess the box score makes it look like Nippert pitched well (other than the 1 inning)
so I guess we got that going for us
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
he did pitch pretty well outside of that one inning
he struckout 10 guys
by dustinvandeman on Aug 11, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd best K/9 for the starters
2nd to Holland.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Wonderboy has the best K/9 ratio?!
Nice. Didn’t even know that.
I heart him even more now.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Aug 11, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
boo
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Let's see
It must have been those losing road gray uniforms. Naaahhh, that doesn’t work. Or maybe it was the first game of a series on the road. Naaahhh, it’s a trend but those things are not reliable. Or Nippert was due for a lost inning. Naaahhh, true but those are often overcome.
Maybe it was a landmark failure of the offense to keep any run producing effort going. Naaahhhh ….. oh wait, that could really happen.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Aug 12, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
And people wonder why I have no optimisim for this teams playoff hopes.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
The thing is, that wasn't an exception.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
really?
LSJ being LSJ
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
No, it's our offense being our offense.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Run prevention/defense.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Making the playoffs?
Or winning a game in the playoffs?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 11, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Cruz, Kinsler, Davis
that’s pretty much all we have going for us as far as offensive improvements go.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
If they could hit like they did last year
We would be ok because Hamilton looks like he is coming around.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
That would be considered anarchy.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 11, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
2-3-4
goes 0-11. Shit.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
What a diahrrea mess.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I kinda just want someone to manup and say
boy, we fucking sucked as an offense, and we’re horribly sorry for wasting the effort of our pitchers over the last 3 months. I don’t need an immediate turnaround, just some recognition that we fucking suck and there’s a problem – none of this “MORE ENERGY” shit.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Well
JD and Wash have kinda recognized that though, haven’t they? JD admitted the offense was a concern awhile back, and then there was Wash saying it’s not going to get any better until we get better personell.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I bet they're very active in the offseason.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet they
wish they never picked up Hank Blalock’s contrct option.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I'm pretty sure of that one
and have no idea why they did it in the first place. $6 million pile of shit.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
mis-judged the market
probably the common thread for all of JD’s mismoves in his career – he sometimes misjudge the market.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I don't know of ANY market
in which he would have been worth that much. Not even in the inflated markets a few years ago. I think people he and others in the organization thought he’d suddenly turn around, which is an even bigger misjudgment.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
he was pretty dang good
in September last year, it was just a great months built around months of shit, like all Hank Blalock hot-streaks, though.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I said they'd rue the day
…and they have rued it.
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I rued a day once. Didn't get much else done.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 12, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions
This team gets too amped up for the Angels...
and pays no attention to the games around them.
lost 3 of 4 to Oakland before the Angels series
now lost the first one to Cle.
Earlier this year we were swept by Det. after a series against LAA
we lost 2 of 3 to SD before a LAA series.
and we lost 3 of 4 to Seattle after an LAA series
Only twice did we play well before or after an Angel series….we swept Tampa inbetween angels series and we swept Seattle before LAA early in the season.
by death of the cool on Aug 11, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
We are like the Rays
Can beat Yankees and Red Sox, lose to everybody else
Josey starts the Michael Young for MVP bandwagon
MY immediately goes into a slump.
Stop rooting for Rangers players Josey.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
If the season ended today, Wash wins manager of the year, right?
I mean, he’d have to.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 12, 2009 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions
How would it end up if Youkilis charged the mound on Tommy Hunter?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 9:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Youk would get drop-kicked and then sat upon.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
It would be like a very stoppable force
meeting an immovable object. It would be a beatdown of such magnitude it would rival the Nolan/Ventura Noogiegate. Youkilis would be in ICU.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 11, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think Youk-a-douche has the
balls to charge anyone able to legally drink. He should be embarassed that he got thrown to the ground by Porcello.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Well, I'm optimistic that...
we’ll win the next two games…just keep winning each series and the races will take care of themselves…
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
They calling you up from extended or something?
by Black Francis on Aug 11, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, he did his part playing for that monstrously bad 72 team....
I’m sure I still have my Ted Ford card somewhere…
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
So Hank tripled in four trips to the plate
and raised his OBP since the all-star break. Come on, .214 for the last month? And it’s officially been a month since he has taken a base on balls. Wow.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
a month without a walk from a low average good power 1b?
thats a travesty. completely pathetic.
CD has 3 multi hit games in a row…
the preceding post was a great success.
And CDavis hit .143 this year v leftys in 77 plate appearances.
In The Show.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
and had a .916 ops in 86 plate appearences last year.
in The Show.
probably leaves his career ops against them above blalocks.
the preceding post was a great success.
So Chris Davis how did last year agains leftys
was helping the team exactly how the first three months of the season when he shit the bed on a nightly basis?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
So how Chris Davis did.../should be
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
please
He simply could not catch up to a half decent fastball this year. It has nothing to do with some grand scheme pitchers devised to get chris davis out.
the preceding post was a great success.
And you want this guy back at 1B for a playoff race?
A .332 wOBA might not be anything special, but I’ll take that over a .287 wOBA and shattered MLB strikeout record.
I do if he can be back to the guy he was last year.
Which I think is a possibility.
Something was wrong with him, mentally, mechanically, whatever. Maybe its fixed now maybe its not. Worth a shot. Hes going to be here in September anyway, if he doesn’t look better he won’t play everyday.
the preceding post was a great success.
Hank Blalock's recent suck fest is like Hitler invading Poland, triggering The Great Hank Blalock War 2.
And much like the first war, he isn’t winning it.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday - Thursday, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
recent?
the suckfest has been nonstop save for 2 hot weeks.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
seriously, a .283 for the year is just so ridiculously bad
he’d have to be on a 65 HR pace to make up for that…
now obvously chris davis’s numbers were even worse this year. but both blalock and jones are slumping hard right now, its worth a shot to just see if davis can get on a run…
the preceding post was a great success.
Chris Davis would have struck out 9 times if he'd played in that past weekend
series v LAA.
JD does a few things right. Shipping Davis to OKC makes the short list.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I now have a good feeling
that CD is gonna rake when he comes up.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Yeah, you see where hope gets you firebat.
NJohnson is 9 for 27 with 11 walks as a Marlin with a 1018 OPS.
Went to Florida real cheap.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Nice strawman there
Outlaw.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Maybe being the GM of a team in a pennant race
is another part of the JD learning curve.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
yawn
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
At least we have hope.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
has this been your gig the last few months?
I had you troll blocked, but man, you’ve become boring. Did you seriously not even add a new wrinkle to your act?
How disappointing.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I hope he does.
Just not until 2010.
He had his 2009 chance and he was utterly, indescribably, hideously embarrassing and detrimental to his team.
He should have been 2 for 4 but the SS pulled a play outta his ass.
The rest of the team didn’t do shat.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
and CDavis has walked two more times tonight
than Blalock has in a month.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 11, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis
shit the bed for three months in The Show and everybody is better off with him in OKC because we’re trying to make the playoffs.
Tell him to come back next spring and try again.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 11, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I am assuming...
…you are backing off on this?
Along with your prediction of a 3 year, $30 million deal for Hank F. this offseason?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 11, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Adam
Are you backing off on your prediction that the 2009 Angels would struggle to finish above .500 (you know, because their offense was going to suck)?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 11, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Another thing, Adam
I said this past off-season that IF Blalock stays healthy, hits 30 bombs with 110 RBI and a .900 OPS that he would be in line for a contract along the lines of what Bradley received (3/30). He’s still in his prime and younger than Bradley.
I had no idea what to expect from Blalock before the season because I didn’t know if he was going to be healthy so your assertion that I predicted Blalock was definitely going to receive a 3/30 next off-season is false.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 12, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
x
Everybody gets things wrong. Nobody cares. You said that three weeks ago, and it seems unlikely. Big fucking deal.
Grow up.
by brettgardner on Aug 12, 2009 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
He really needs to be back up here.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
What was shocking to me is that yet another no-name lefty shut us down again -
I mean really, who could have seen that coming?
I wonder what would have happened if we would have picked an OBP monster that pounds leftys?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
That no name lefty has been damn near unstoppable at home this year
Give the guy some credit
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
He sucked and was lucky
and was helped out by an over-agressive, suck ass approach.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Yep, we had 5 men on in the first two innings
A rarity for our offense. Yet we couldn’t do shit with them.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
x
I wonder what would have happened if we would have picked an OBP monster that pounds leftys?
Lost 5-1 instead of 5-0?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 11, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I'm thinking.
Sure you get on, but the guy coming up after you pops up on the first or second pitch (Byrd, Hank, Ian, Josh), strikes out (AJ, Hank, Byrd, Ian) or grounds into a DP (Omar, Face). The only guy who I don’t get sick in the stomach coming to the plate with a man on is Murphy or Elvis, and even that is stretching it.
Just look at the first two innings of this game and you’ll get a sample of what it would look like. Our LOB would go through the roof and we might add a run a week. Not worth the prospect or the money. It’s the approach that needs the help, not one player.
I bet Carmona pitches his "best game of the year" tomorrow...
striking out at least 8. And TAG goes on about how he can’t believe a pitcher with that kind of stuff has had such a bad year.
Football=Fling... Baseball=Relationship
Guys chill
It was the road grays.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/8/10/984789/best-ranger-uniform-for-wins
M's vs White Sox
on WGN if you’re interested. Bring your earplugs.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
Stretch! Stretch! Come on Ball!
You cannnn put it on the boarddddddd Yes!!!!
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 10:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well,thank god for The Cowboys playing their first preseason game Thursday.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 10:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Fuck the Cowboys
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
by FirebatM3 on Aug 11, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Roy Williams
is the Hank Blalock of Wide Recievers
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Great for a short while
a generally sucky approach to his position. Has all the tools, probably will never put it together. Doesn’t do well as a focus player.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
"A focus player"
Define.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 11, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
give him a chance
if he doesnt produce again this year after a full off-season working with Romo, then i guess you could call him the Hank Blalock of WR’s, but until then, i think its too unfair
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
He's great
for that one awesome catch a game, but really, most of the time he has to go to the ball cause he fucked up the route anyways. He does really good things and have the potential to be really great, but generally just have a poor approach. Hence, the Hank Blalock of Wide Outs. Of course, I haven’t seen him since he ws with the lions.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
This season is make or break. Last year he was hurt and played through injury.
The jury is still out on him. All things considered,he seems more determined this year than ever. I expect him to have a good year.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 10:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
and the Rangers
have a better shot at a championship than the Cowboys
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
That's doubtful.
And who are you a fan of,oh shit talker?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 10:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Someone better than the Cowboys
but of course, that’s like half the NFC.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Can you name any other teams in the NFL besides the Cowboys?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 10:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Of course
how else would I know that so many teams are better than the Cowboys?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
You read the comments on a Cowboys ESPN article and form your conclusion based on what they say?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 10:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Believe what you want
just know that the Cowboys are going to be further out of the playoffs than the Rangers
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
You know we are still only .5 to (likely) 1.5 out of the wildcard
the preceding post was a great success.
Well,I'm a die hard of the Cowboys
It’s not like Im about to jump off the cliff and call it quits with the Rangers. Ha
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 10:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Cowboys are a .500 team.
They’ll go 7-9 or 8-8 this season and will be looking for a new qb at the end of the season.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
Drew effing Gooden??? F U Donnie.
New QB? Do you know how hard it is to find a starting caliber QB?
Romo will be here until his contract expires.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 10:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah.....
Should’ve traded him for Quinn when they had a chance.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
Drew effing Gooden??? F U Donnie.
what? You mean drafted?
Brady Quinn is having a hard enough time beating out the corpse of Derek Anderson.
Romo>>>Quinn. Not even close
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 10:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
K.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
Drew effing Gooden??? F U Donnie.
Analysts don't know jack
Some guy on a message board>"Analysts"
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
Drew effing Gooden??? F U Donnie.
You literally have nothing
To base your assertion that Quinn is even close to Romo.
I’m fine with making assertions, but you can’t act like you have anything but gut to run on here.
by brettgardner on Aug 12, 2009 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Rivera breaks up Price no hitter
0-0 bottom 5th
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Wow
NJohnson 2 for 4 tonight with 3 runs scored.
Who would have thought?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
So since this thread is going nowhere...
How about that Rick Pitino huh? Stereotypes are there for a reason folks.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
Drew effing Gooden??? F U Donnie.
Guess I missed something...what did ole Rick do this time?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
meh
although I would appreciate more people stepping up to the plate like that in the future to help save the taxpayers $ once ObamaCare gets up and running.
Post.Fail.
by red shoe ranger on Aug 11, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you admitting defeat
or just saber-rattling?
by FormerLSBUser on Aug 12, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
What's the big deal about this?
I mean, yah, cheating on your wife (assuming Pitino’s married, right?) is bad. Sucky, even. But it happens all the time.
I don’t really get the stance of the uber-douche frat boy writing on that blog.
But short of sexual assault, providing abortion money to a woman who isn’t your wife is basically the scummiest thing you could do.
Huh?
I can think of about a million scummier things, you sanctimonious cocksucker.
I’m a pro-choicer who finds abortions to be sad and troubling events and wish there didn’t have to be any at all, but I fail to see how providing money to a woman you had consensual sex with so that she can now have an abortion because she doesn’t wish to have the child is some unspeakably evil act, trumped only by sexual assault.
Get the fuck over yourself, douched up frat boy writing a fanhouse blog.
I hope that guy accidentally stabs himself with his pencil tomorrow and he’s like, “Eh, no big deal”, only it turns out that is a big deal cause the pencil tip was covered in some sort of horrible bacteria that infects all of his internal organs at once and causes him to basically boil to death from the inside.
And also his dog should die.
Pissy little bastard.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 12, 2009 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I was tempted on first read to say you were being over the top again...
But yeah, that guy is being an uber-douche..
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Ah, come on.....
leave the poor innocent dog out of this.
Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.
David Price
has imploded
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
The umpires and shitty defense screwed him over in the 5th
missed call after missed call. Frustrating.
Hello.
Well at least tomorrow is almost guaranteed to be a feliz day.
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haha blow me
R.I.P Nick Adenhart 1986-2009 You will be greatly missed
by angelsown3417 on Aug 11, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
lol good one but seriously I thought you guys needed an update on the score
R.I.P Nick Adenhart 1986-2009 You will be greatly missed
by angelsown3417 on Aug 11, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
And I would greatly appreicate it.
If I happened to be in a cave somewhere, and you told me over a walkie talkie while I was bathing in my own urine. But seeing as how I’m on a website on the internet then I probably have the ability to look at mlb.com.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I think your mad cuz Im an angels fan......
am I right?
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by angelsown3417 on Aug 11, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh lol I didn't even notice ythat you are an angel fan.
Then yes, thats trolling. Go away.
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wow if you thought I was a fellow ranger fan
you sure reacted harshly. You should treat each other with more respect over here.
R.I.P Nick Adenhart 1986-2009 You will be greatly missed
by angelsown3417 on Aug 11, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
You should treat each other with more respect over here.
Good luck with that.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 11, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Reacted harshly? Do you realize I'm not iorange555?
I just defended you posting of the Angels score directly below as I casually glanced the thread without reading names and checking icons.
Post game threads are treated as a place for the lonestarball ranger fan community to post various scores or off topic discussions into the night and thus a member of said community posting an angel score is typical.
Someone who is not part of the community not trying to inform others, but is instead trying to taunt the community with said score is just flat out internet trolling and is fairly pathetic.
As if the two random off topic threads of sharky and miles being posted to halosheaven. Thats just sad. As if the miles thread doesn’t have a dozen members and the site admin himself calling it stupid and thats just how we roll around here.
Your community is producing a pretty high number of trolls lately. If you are so content in 1st place completely unafraid of the rangers its kind of odd behavior.
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fail tl;dr
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by angelsown3417 on Aug 11, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, you think I'm someone else and its my fail.
You got me.
Oh Halos Heaven, what a silly place.
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No, it's the numbers in your name. Those are my unlucky numbers.
A few years ago I was walking home from the gas station I picked some candy and a drink. On my way back home I counted 34 cars and 17 people…..I live in a very busy place. Anyways back to the story as I was saying I saw 34 cars and 17 people now the 34 cars were either white or red, no other color what so ever. Red happens to be my least favorite color, and well white is just fucking boring. I got fucking pissed, but I had my candy and a cold drink, so I didn’t let it get to me. But then this group of 17 people came walking up behind me, there was 7 girls and 10 guys. They looked to be in their mid twenties, and they all had on matching blue suits. Which is fine. I like blue.
Then they started tickling each other randomly just for the fuck of it. I started walking faster in fear that they might tickle me. Then one of the girls started running right past me and this big guy ran after her, and pulled her shirt off on accident. She was wearing a red and white bra, and I fucking had it I ran all the way home, so I could dig right into my candy. Right as I got onto my doorstep I tripped and fell right into a pile of ants. I ended up with 3,417 ant bites. And that’s basically it I hope you read this and waste your time. Blah Blah Blah Blah snakes on a plane.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 11, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
fail tl;dr
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by angelsown3417 on Aug 11, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
translation
dur dur dur, I are no have comeback.
what can I say
too boring to read
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by angelsown3417 on Aug 11, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i started to read it but it was too boring so I stopped lol
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by angelsown3417 on Aug 11, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
It was the most entertaining story ever.
Too bad you didn’t “read” it all.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Btw
6-0 Angels end of game
Santana complete game shutout
Rangers 5 back
R.I.P Nick Adenhart 1986-2009 You will be greatly missed
by angelsown3417 on Aug 11, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
And yet you feel the need to troll us.
Why’s that?
And are you really 22? You type like a 12 year text messaging.
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Do you really expect more
from Rev’s bunch?
No
But I expect better from ours
We have the upper hand, ya herd? The Rangers have been wizzin’ on the Angels’ legs all year long. You think that little glimpse of Feliz and Holland has them rethinking their future?
They’re watching us man. You ain’t gotta acknowledge them
by oc on Aug 12, 2009 2:04 AM CDT up reply actions
People update the scores of relevant games literally every single day
Literally. Are you blind?
Now when OC or someone goes off on a play by play every single runner update in the 2nd inning of the game thats overboard.. but this guy? heh.
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Im sooooooooo sorry about this iorange
(had to.. first time)
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sign matt holliday (lf) and trade for adam dunn (dh) =
2010 champyunship!
by Rohn Warshington on Aug 11, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions
Ramirez 3 run shot off Aardsma.
Harrelsons voice has never sounded sweeter.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 11, 2009 11:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
damn angels won
complete game 3 hitter for santana
well it was kind of considering the angels got 3 errors in that game which helped us
but as a ranger fan i understand what u are saying
i watched their game and
ervin pitched his best game of the ear, which is not hard considering how he has been this ear…but he pitched against a ras lineup that was far superior to the lineup that holland saw with the angels top 4 players not playing. i love holland but i give the edge to ervin on this one.
hopefully we win the next 2 cause we’re back 5 games now. i think/hope they lose tomorrow w/having a pitcher pitching in his first career game…we will see.
Well, I guess. I didn't watch so I can't really say.
But I said it because of having more strikeouts/less walks. Its hard to imagine anyone could look significantly better than Holland did…
Btw, Figgins sat because he sucks vs lefties and was completley ice cold in general. Morales sat partially to rest, but hes a .264 obp player vs lefties this year as well. The only play who really makes any big difference is Napoli over Mathis.
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8 of thier 9 starters are above .300 and napoli is @ .294
i think the 3 that sat were just tired…1st game figgins has sat and napoli didn’t even play tonight on his bobblehead night…we were lucky not to see morales though…he is on track for 38 hrs.
i wasn’t saying holland did a lot worse…just edged…holland was nuts and i look forward to him pitching and am glad he wasn’t traded for doc.
Hair is the same, and the eyes. The hair is what made me think it was her
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
i agree not the same person
plus i think they are different genders…
No your mom must have told you wrong.
It’s 10-5
I’ve made it in her mouth 10 out of 15 times. You might have a new sibling pretty soon.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
you're the asshole
coming over here on our site, twatface
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by studcrackers on Aug 12, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry. I can't always make it in there.
Sometimes she just like pulls me back down. Blame her.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
And you really represent Halo Heaven well.
People don’t like to be trolled so they give harsh responses, its a crazy concept.
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you guys are really assholes over here though
I read your guy’ s comments and you treat each other like shit
R.I.P Nick Adenhart 1986-2009 You will be greatly missed
by angelsown3417 on Aug 12, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Pfft, like what?
There are a half dozen people with a specific shtick they go with to get replies/attention, and they get deservedly bashed for it. Thats got nothing to do with a general attitude.
In any case, you are an immature kid trolling and don’t have a leg to stand on argumentively.
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Well, this ain't lollipop and rainbow lane.
Serously guys, why the sudden obsession with LSB?
Was somebody from here trolling you guys recently or something?
It’s really rather odd, IMO. I could see a little bit of this shit being expected during the weekend series, but c’mon. The series is over. No reason to be trolling the other team’’ board at this point.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
you guys manage to miraculously win the series
and you’re still 5 games out now!! hilarious
R.I.P Nick Adenhart 1986-2009 You will be greatly missed
by angelsown3417 on Aug 12, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Miraculously?
We’ve kicked your asses almost every time we’ve played you this year, and we’ve taken every series from you.
i have to deal with wayy too many rangers fans on a day to day basis
but my job is in the metroplex so i dont really have a choice
so its nice to come over here and rag on you guys who talk a big talk
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
I live in SoCal.
Most everybody I meet is a freaking Angel fan.
Doesn’t fill me with the need to go troll Halos Heaven.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
yea but when 9-3 gets flaunted over and over again
i just have to bring it up when i get a chance
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
theres a difference between using wit or even just plainly criticizing someone
and talking like an 8th grader with your mom jokes and insults such as twatface (ill give u credit though fot creativity, i havent heard that one before)
at least you are sensible about it
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
I'm thinking....
Sunshine if it’s a girl, and Mayflower if it’s a boy.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I think hes a retarded adult
R.I.P Nick Adenhart 1986-2009 You will be greatly missed
by angelsown3417 on Aug 12, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
+1
but dont call him retarded, its offense to those who actually are
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
You guys are sick.
Retardation is real, and a lot of people suffer from it. If you want to take the word, and use it as an insult then that is fucking fine. But don’t drag me into your sick fucking game. I can’t believe you fucking bastards.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
why are you saying we are sick
im sticking up for people who are actually retarded
if you learned to read that would help
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
Dude if you want to make fun of retarded people then do it.
But leave me the fuck out of it. I don’t want to be in any part of it. It’s sick and fucking twisted.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
please show me where i made fun of retarded people
appart from mistyping offensive as offense i stuck up for them
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
I told you I don't want any part of it, man.
I’m just not a horrible person like you. I would never joke around with something like that.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
wow you really are an idiot
criticize me if you will, but you look dumb considering you have nothing to back up what you said
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
You clearly made fun of them.
I think anybody can see that. If you say sorry I’ll forgive you, but till then I’m not replying anymore.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
i never did
you might be confusing me with angelsown3417 who did but then apologized
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
I called you a retard dude not him
I would stand by it but like trojan said it is an insult to the mentally challenged haha
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by angelsown3417 on Aug 12, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
just stop typing orange before you make a bigger fool of yourself
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by angelsown3417 on Aug 12, 2009 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
How would you say you've represented yourself?
Classy?
I’m getting bored and this is becoming a fairly lengthy conversation for people to scroll through.
You’ve had your fun, please leave now.
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I will, but only out of boredom.
You have nothing meaningful to say and arn’t smart enough to provide entertaining banter.
Congratulations for following a team with a better record than the team I follow, good work.
I apologize to the morning readers who will glance through all this, I probably shouldn’t have carried on with them.
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oo the low blow at my intelligence
i had some respect for you up until that point
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
I'm sure he's quivering in defeat at this point. You done showed him.
"When he came up with that ball, hop or not, he looked exactly like a homeless guy who had found a long cigarette butt – only to discover it was soaked with gasoline. He could not have thrown out anyone there, even though Cust moves at about the speed of soil erosion." - Ed C.
by inactive lsb user on Aug 12, 2009 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions
got ya
R.I.P Nick Adenhart 1986-2009 You will be greatly missed
by angelsown3417 on Aug 12, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
its true and ive come to terms with my trolling-immaturity
but it is fun and the only thing i said was the 9-3 record you have against us and then i defended myself
i am just saying what was said over the weekend because i was busy over the weekend and unavailable to post my opinions
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
Well its a freakin rangers blog of course we are going to be happy to go 9-3 vs the Angels
Key word: RANGERS blog. You can stupidly mock us on the ANGELS blog.
I don’t think we had a dozen trolls posting 9-3 for 30 minutes on Halos Heaven.
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i havent been around over the weekend
i didnt know what trolling went over here and vice-versa
if you win the division, please flaunt your superior head-to-head record
but id focus on catching the bo-sox and holding off the rays first
R.I.P. #34
R.I.P. JJ
W6G...Go Halos!!
I've gotta get off here.
People are so disappointing. It’s sad to see.
Win tomorrow Rangers.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Victory!! Ranger fans driven off own blog!!
Victory to the Angel trolls!!!!!!!!!!!
R.I.P Nick Adenhart 1986-2009 You will be greatly missed
by angelsown3417 on Aug 12, 2009 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Congrats sir
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by angelsown3417 on Aug 12, 2009 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Very OT
but does anyone know any good band documentaries? I just watched “I Am Trying to Break Your Heart” about Wilco and that got me in the whole music documentary mood.
Oh, and fuck the Indians
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 12, 2009 1:46 AM CDT reply actions
Dig!
Interesting look at the rivalry that was Brian Jonestown Massacre and the Dandy Warhols
Of course, it’s all from Courtney Taylor-Taylor’s perspective, so… yeah
by oc on Aug 12, 2009 2:13 AM CDT up reply actions
current band documentaries
i have on my computer is let it be – beatles
tom petty documentary (only seen 1st half)
the last waltz featuring the band among many others
couldnt tell you how good they are, those are the ones currently on my list
i thought no direction home was pretty good (bob dylan) it’s like 4 hours long
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by studcrackers on Aug 12, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Not really a documentary, but....
I love watching the “Eric Clapton – Sessions for Robert Johnson” DVD. It doesn’t talk a whole lot about Johnson himself because there wasn’t much known about him…..but the music is INCREDIBLE!!
Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.
Is this the worst thread in LSB history?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
No Miles
I’d take dumbass Angel fans making fun on the mentally retarded well before listening to him rant because four of the fries in his happy meal were burnt.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
There's been worse
Though it’s been awhile.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Worst this week I guess
Well, I dunno, might have to rethink that.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 12, 2009 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Adam's refusal to ban anyone for anything is honestly the dumbest fucking thing ever.
by LiamP on Aug 12, 2009 9:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Speaking of which
I haven’t seen hurlerhurley around since he made those comments about Newberg’s wife. Did he get banned, or did Newberg pull a Casino on him and bury him alive in a cornfield?
Either way, awesome.
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