Game 113 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 13, 2009 10:30 AM CDT
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what kinda job is that??
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 13, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Strip club DJ
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
It isn't as cool a job as you might think...
Imagine 50 pissy, drug-addled bitches fighting over who “owns” a particular song to dance to.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Yes, sad to say....
Any night a fight didn’t break out “backstage” was a good night.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I'd call that a bad night
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 13, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
That's when you gotta loosen up your wrist
and get your pimp hand workin’.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
I left that to the customers.. ;-)
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
yeah
no worries, I’m just jealous of your sleep
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 13, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
love
me some morning baseball, too bad im at work
come on lunch time
by icouldusesomebaseball on Aug 13, 2009 10:33 AM CDT reply actions
I'm sorry iOrange.
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
by BigGuns on Aug 13, 2009 10:35 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
not going to happen sir, it's sunny and 81 in Cleveland.
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
Being unemployed...
does have its advantages at times.
Play Ball!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Anybody have a link?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." - Satchel Paige
"Josh Hamilton doesn't act like he is Josh Hamilton. He acts like a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy named Josh Hamilton." - Jason Parks
interesting stat
German 8-9 lifetime vs Sowers
by coolrangersfan on Aug 13, 2009 10:43 AM CDT reply actions
Pretty decent numbers for those that have faced Sowers
Even if it is in an extremely limited sample.
by Outworlder47 on Aug 13, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
hey German ain't chopped liver (Arias)
In 2006 with K C he sported a .326 avg.with a .881 OPS in 279 ab’s
that’s well above his means, just sayin….
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
what is an online radio station I can listen to the game on?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 13, 2009 10:44 AM CDT reply actions
ESPN Austin carries Rangers games. Not sure if they’re going to carry this one because it’s in the middle of their day-time schedule
as a highschool kid during summer break
I love cleveland and there ridiculously early games.
you should go straight to your grammar teacher as soon as school starts back up
and have her explain the there/their/they’re stuff
by texasraider on Aug 13, 2009 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
In my day, that kind of error could cost a letter grade on an English paper...
so it’s kind of drilled into my head.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Oh to be in the land of Cleve right now
no better town for a sports fan imo. I’d be taking a stroll from the Marriott downtown to the RRHOF, smokin a J on the way, maybe cab it to Christie’s or the Crazy Horse for lunch, and then to the Jake for some Ranger baseball and copious amounts of Great Lakes brew. Burning River Pale Ale, by the way, is one of the greatest beer names ever.
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
by TomLovesHideki on Aug 13, 2009 10:52 AM CDT reply actions
I understand
I’m the same way with Turnpike Stadium.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
I'm the same way
with Sound Source in Grand Prairie. I think it’s a Subway now…but I’ll always tell people I’m going to get a meatball sub at Sound Source.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
This is the essence of the DFW metroplex to me.
Although the Jack in the Box at Preston and Forest should apply for historical preservation, as long as it’s been there…
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 13, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Smokin a J legal in the Land of Cleve?
by diamond_dave on Aug 13, 2009 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I was once told to "put that shit out" by one of Cleveland's finest.
Had to be reminded of it the next day.
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
by TomLovesHideki on Aug 13, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Not lately
Shit has dried up around here…of course I’m living a little closer to RR now, but still
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
Cleveland seems kinda chill like that
Like all blue-collar and industrial, where people hang out on the corner
I haven't noticed just a whole lotta talent
in Cleveland when they pan the camera thru the stands.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Was actually just there last week
talent not as bad as you may imagine.
by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 13, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Funny that you say that
The Musers were discussing how Cleveland is the worst sports city.
by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 13, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
id say next to buffalo
it’s arguably the most cursed city
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by studcrackers on Aug 13, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
not necessarily...if the Rangers lose the Angels win... + .5
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
You shut up, right now!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Trying to fake work :)
You?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
sweating my balls off in the Big D like the rest of ya...
What’s Baby Blake been up to?
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
Thanks for asking
Growing like crazy. Just went through another major surgery, spent about a week back in lockup (hosp.)…doing great overall.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
No
But he wasn’t a hard thrower.
I propose a 5-year moratorium on trading any young Ranger pitchers who throw over 90 mph.
He kinda pitched like the later version of Kenny Rogers
right? Picking the corners with off-speed junk with an occasional surprise FB in on the hands?
Deadly command – that kinda thing?
High 80s low 90s max, IIRC.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
this is what i remember
about jimmy key: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HxRkFtIIdA&feature=PlayList&p=9E423DA23E4B43E4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3
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by studcrackers on Aug 13, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Strange that this game is on earlier than the Patriot Day Game in Boston
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
Is this just a Cleveland thing
The next time the Rangers are in Cleveland in September, the third game is also at 11:05am. What’s their reason for the time again?
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 13, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you're right. I'm looking at this year's schedule
but I guess the Rangers played on Patriot’s day last year which confused me.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 13, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
In fact, I remember one day in the 80s the Rangers having a 10.00a start time against someone
I wanna say it was the Red Sox
You are the mang, mang.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 13, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
awesome. never seen this before
thanks for the link
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Awesome
Seeing as how the goddamn MLB.com media player will not load for me.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Look up three posts.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Some of you guys should really invest in MLB.tv for the rest of the season
Especially those with displaced fan syndrome
Okay, roll call. How many of you are shirking work to monitor the game via LSB?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
First 45 mins here in the GDT
Then off to Huts Hamburgers for a Theta Special and the rest of the game. God I love day baseball.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
I am but I have an excuse
Desktop admins removed my admin rights to my pc making me useless (I can’t do my web development without admin rights on my machine) until they restore it.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 13, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Anybody watching it?
Can’t imagine the crowd is impressive.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Seeing folks in the first 10-15 rows
Not a lot above there.
by Outworlder47 on Aug 13, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
hey outworlder
where were u sitting at yesterdays game?
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by studcrackers on Aug 13, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Third base line, just past the bag
Section 27, I think. Had a couple of friends with me as well.
by Outworlder47 on Aug 13, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
alright
we were inbetween home plate and 1st base dugout. just curious
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by studcrackers on Aug 13, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Face needs to get going
He carried us for a bit but we need him hitting now with others coming around
german doing a pretty good Kinsler impersonation :(
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
sweet...
Face
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
damn, that was a really good AB
much better than recent results for mike
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Nice hit by Face,
but I don’t understand why he stands so far away from the plate. It looks like he can’t get to that borderline outside pitch.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 13, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions
that's the point. He reaches and drives that to the gap
It’s the “Face Niche”
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
awesome sig
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 13, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
for those watching the game
periodic recaps for those less fortunate would be appreciated
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Byrd hit a weak fielder's choice grounder to SS...Young out at 2nd.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Ugh, dead Byrd.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 13, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions
Ugh, byrd has to swing at every borderline strike
thats just so stupid
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
AJ
walk walk… get to hot hitting Hambone with a guy in scoring position
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
While I appreciate that...
…I’m definitely at work.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Normally I would appreciate such a pic,
but not today while I’m at work.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 13, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
dynamite powe hambone!
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My OBP was decent, my BA not so much.
I was fast back in college, so I could beat out a lot of grounders. I also managed to get the guy on in front of me out a lot. . .
For me, hits in to the outfield were rare, XBHs almost unheard of. I learned pretty quickly, though, that I was better if I checked where the catcher was positioned. And then I learned if I did that, sometimes the’d hit me. Getting hit hurts, but boy is it an easy way to get on base.
K hammer,
no fail, plz…
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 13, 2009 11:16 AM CDT reply actions
K Hammer?
prediction?
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 13, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
You can say SHIT
We are X-rated, too.
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
I think "poop"...
…is much more suited for how I feel. I have no problem saying “shit”, but “poop” is how I feel when Hank Blalock pops it up in the infield with two outs and the bases loaded in the first inning.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Exactly.
Don’t even have the energy to muster a “shit”.
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 13, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Hank do what he do
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Really, can ANYONE be surprised there??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Serious first inning blue balls this series
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints
by TomLovesHideki on Aug 13, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions
Cruz went through drills yesterday,
but didn’t look awesome…he wanted to play today, coaches/Wash said otherwise. May be D/L’ed.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I look at the brightside
no Josey comments about how he’s carrying This Thing for another couple of innings
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Just wait..
We’ll win 7-2, with Hank driving in run #4 or somesuch, and it will be added to the HFB pantheon
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
MLB Gameday Audio. $10/yr
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Aug 13, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
got an iphone?
get the MLB 2009 app for $10
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 13, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
OKAY, WE GOT IT!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Aug 13, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
If Feldman is throwing 92 MPH +
Good things will happen.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
yes especially with Tea behind the plate..
He has caught 4 shut outs the same as Salty…even though Salty has caught almost 3 times as many games.
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
He's really sucked this year.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Working fine for me.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
BTW, is there no scoring bar on this STO broadcast, or can we just not see it?
Kind of annoying.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That seems to be an amazing stat for Feldman
Last 17 hits have all been singles—I wonder if that’s common?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Sorry if it's already been said...
But does anyone know where to stream the game online? I checked on 105.3 and its not the game.
By the way, I fucking hate with a passion of 1,000 fiery suns the morning show on 105.3 The Fan.
And everything else on that station
since they got rid of the mildly entertaining Ben and Skin.
by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 13, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Shroom has it up above
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/8/13/987841/game-113-game-day-thread#19629194
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Try these two sites for audio:
FreeBaseballRadio.com & TheGameLive.com
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I could listen to Eric Nadel describe paint drying for hours and hours.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
seriously, he's amazing
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Seems like all our pitchers struggle in the 1st inning except Dutch
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
DP time?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
The Texas Rangers have signed their 13th pick of the 24th round of the June draft, Shawn Blackwell, RHP-Clear Creek-2009. Blackwell is a big 6’ 5" 195lb RHP who is able to deliver 90’s fastballs effortlessly. he has a very project able frame and should develop into an even more powerful pitcher for the Rangers. Shawn was a 1st Team All Houston selection at H5AB and a member of the HABCA All Stars as well as Team Texas Sunbelt and American Legion State Runner-up, League City Post-554
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Now it's really a good time for a DP.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
on his MLB pic
he’s got Michael Jackson nose.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
x
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Shin-Soo "Really Big" Choo
Not a bad Bermanism.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Actually it may have been Rick "Really Big" Schu
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
OT: I've got the TV on in the background.
I think Orlando has more bizarre ads than anywhere else I’ve ever been. Just saw a 30 second ad for a Jai Lai court for old people that was just weird music, random moans and 80s-style blur effects.
Have you seen much of the area besides Disney?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Not much, no.
I don’t have a car. My girlfriend does, but we don’t have the same days off and she works ugly hours.
I’ve seen some of the area over the years, but not much.
Holy crap, the "fake to third, go to first" almost worked!
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
I called that from my chair
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
damn
that was close
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Shit.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
still a pretty darn good throw
that wasnt that shallow
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Ump, wtf that was a strike?
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Bad news
Feldman at almost 30 pitches.
Good news – Well rested bully.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
unfortunately that includes Jennings
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Got him. Nice.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
yeah, the basket catch didn't help his cause
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 13, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
30 pitches...uggghhh
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Great....
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 13, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Geico Caveman commercials...
they jumped the shark quite awhile ago.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 13, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions
The gecko has too, unfortunately.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Yes,
she was a looker indeed.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 13, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
everyone looks attracive
west of the allegheny
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by studcrackers on Aug 13, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
They don't call it
the Mistake by the Lake for nothing.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 13, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
it's not a bad city...
I just wouldn’t spend a winter there. Detroit is much worse.
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
Worst winter I ever lived through was in Amarillo Tx
Snow I can deal with, but when there is 4 inches of ice on the ground for 2 straight months Ridiculous
I was riding with my family through Amarillo in November when I was about 8 or 9.
Just past the Big Texan we slid off the road in to a snow drift. Did a full 360. Most terrifying moment of my life.
Any time I mention that winter, there is someone who had a "worst experience" story
The town is a winterized black hole of trauma
Those are usually the summer stories:
Goes something like: “I spent the hottest day of my life on the summer vacation of (fill in the year) eating lunch at the Big Texan and looking at the Cadillacs stuck in the ground on our way to New Mexico…”
it's the bermuda triangle of winter stories it sounds like
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
I once couldn't go to work for three days because my driveway was snowed in.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Rapid City
SoDak.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
oh ok ...well theres reason
one million and one not to live in Rapid City.
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
Beautiful country
But that’s about it.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Two plus months of sub 30 temps
convinced me to leave. I did like the Blackhills.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
My toilet froze one night...yeah...
Hella fridgid winters there.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Murph saw 27 pitches yesterday...impressive
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
i predict good day for TT
guys who throw under 90 are good for TT, no swinging through 91 MPH fastballs
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Watching Sowers throw that crap up there, I wish we had Kins and Nellie
Maybe Tea and Elvis will have big games off this lefty
gagree
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 13, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Neither was 3 of 4 in Oakland.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Copycat
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Built for fun mother-f'er
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Elvis another great atbat against a LHP
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Poll
Would you let your kids play on a playground where Jeremy Sowers was wandering in a members only jacket?
What a creepy looking mug shot of a picture that is…
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
The lizard ones can be stomached.
Something about an Australian accent that invokes a smile on my face.
I prefer a womans' Aussie accent
over a gecko’s accent
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
How 'bout the Prince Fielder colliding trains commercial on MLB.tv?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Please tell us you didn't
think of the “It’s on” hook.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Hey Jimmy!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
They keep saying "It's on!"
And I keep hearing “It’s dumb!”
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 13, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I shit you not, the company that shot those commercials in May is in Austin shooting more this week
The campaign seems to be a ringing success… for as much airtime as it’s getting
It's really a good concept.
We’re just jaded because we watch FSSW so damn much. The average consumer is not watching the Rangers this much and seeing it every other commercial break.
ha, he batter just tossed his bat at TT
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
OMG there has to be someone who's legit. (I hope)
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
This game has so much energy...don't know if I can take it
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
No kidding
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ya know, I think Josh just likes saying "Baylor Bear"
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
He's such a Texas homer.
I love it. You go to any college, community or University, and he’ll mention it. You ever played for the Rangers, he hammers it. You live in Texas, he beats it into the ground. I think I even heard him comment when a player drove through one time.
yea, when we were playing the A's i swear he sad Chad Pennington, former Texas A&M star every time he was at the plate
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
"Because Hank Blalock is doing so well, there's no big rush to bring Davis back"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I am so sick of the Lexus RX commercial
Pompous ass.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Two of my roommates are leaving today.
One of them brought over three of the creepiest people I’ve ever seen as a going away present. I’m frightened.
he brought you people as a present?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
What's the email address for the Fox Box? Lewin needs to be bombarded for that Blalock comment
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
They announced it on the air like always, but I wasn't listening
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
so off topic but
hard Knocks debuted last night, and Roy Williams got pancaked in a drill by a rookie wide receiver.
another time he got thrown on the ground but i forget by who
yeah
drill is called oklahoma, one runner, with an offensive player blocking a defensive player in front
by rangersfan32 on Aug 13, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Did you see the Bengals
were charging players to have a tv in their room? Quite a statement on what a cheap franchise the Bengals are.
it's one of the reasons
marvin lewis still has a job, the owner doenst want to eat that contract (though he has had some unfortunate luck) probably also a reason ochocinco hasnt been traded
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by studcrackers on Aug 13, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Hard Knocks
Melikey.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Hamolton playing RF since Cruz got hurt.
Will Cruz go to LF when he returns?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Probably not.
Ron Washington and Bigsteve seem to be the only two people in the world who think that Nelson Cruz cannot play LF.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
why would he? he hasnt all year. I hope he works on it next spring and gets a shot to play there next year
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
OT: Les Paul
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/14/arts/music/14paul.html
Not catching one of his weekly sets in NYC is a regret.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 13, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions
MY .347 since the ASB
Err, .348!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Face
getting hot and showing the way once again.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Woo MY
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
More Signings trickling in, lots of HS pitchers, Shawn Blackwell:
http://galvestondailynews.com/story.lasso?ewcd=64a6a6bbb11d6d83
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I think 3/4 of the Rangers draft consisted of pitchers
or so it seems
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
This is kinda cool:
"This is one more step," Blackwell said. "It isn’t my goal right here. It’s what I’ve been dreaming of, but my ultimate goal is playing pro ball."
Blackwell dedicates every game he plays to his late grandfather Owen C. Smith. Smith passed away on Blackwell’s 10th birthday. He has the date (11-15-00) written in the bill of his camp.
Blackwell said his grandfather was watching him sign on Wednesday night.
"I’m sure he’s proud of me," Blackwell said
…from that link.
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 13, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Shiiiiiitttttt
Almost, Byrd…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
It's OK
we’re starting to pound him the second time thru.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
damn, hit that one too high to the deepest part of the park
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
F !!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Mikey don't tag
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
really? there is no way you tag on a ball like that, you have to get to 2nd if the ball has a chance of going over the OFs head
that ball almost hit the wall, he’s got to have a chance to score on a 2B
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Josh defining "walkoff"
Painful.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Putting in the call for AJ
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
that looked like the pitch
i was sorta feeling it too
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by studcrackers on Aug 13, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
0-2 doesn't help my optimism
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Don't think he wants to face the hambone, he'll get a pitch
SHAT!!!!
Almost.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
nice job
that ball carried farther then i thought it would
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Dont lie to the people
WEAK ASS GROUNDER to 2nd
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 13, 2009 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh, need to score from 1st
i guess that bounced right to Crowe
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Walk hambone to face hammer?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
WOOO JONES
Please don’t strand them, Ham.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I thought Nadel said A&M, my bad.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Texas A&M
Was at Nolan’s 6th no-hitter for his 11th bday – per Nadel
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHA.. you asked for it
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
*clears throat*
That good ol’ Baylor Line, that good ol’ Baylor Line
We’ll march forever down the years as long as stars will shine
We’ll spread our green and gold afar, to light the ways of time
And guide us as we onward go, that good ol’ Baylor Line
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY SIC’EM BEARS!
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 13, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
poor excuse for "In the Good Ol Summertime"
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Yes indeedy!
SIC EM BEARS!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Don't swing at the junk Josh
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 13, 2009 12:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hammy +.028 BA
in his last 9 games.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Josh just got screwed over by the Umps so far
not a swing and not a strike
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
YAY, The lead!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Greatness.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
hell yea
everything is falling now
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
YEAAA!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
WOOO!
I was sitting there thinking “dang it, knowing our luck, that OF is going to catch that”
Hooray for bloop single 2-out 2-RBIs !
WOOOOOOO JOSH
Nice AB there after getting down 0-2.
Picking up RISP: what a thought!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Despite the flyout...
I’m encouraged that Hank went oppo there.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
seriously, he actually made an adjustment from one at bat to another
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Hit the ball solid but he keeps getting behind in counts.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm trying to think of the ugliest site in sports history.
I’ve got it narrowed down to Joe Theismann and Tyrone Prothro’s injuries and Hank Blalock’s swing.
by philkid3 on Aug 13, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Let the blow-up gf tell the jokes, kid.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It can be pretty on the rare occasion he blasts one.
But it really looks like it hurts when he misses sometimes.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Willis McGahee's Knee injury in slow mow is about as bad as it gets
especially when you’ve done that yourself
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Napoleon McCallum had a bad injury on MNF
Leg had to be amputated, I believe.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
The worst I've ever seen...ever
Ken Norton Jr. wasn’t it?
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
yep
saw Nap at a Naval Academy homecoming few years back. He looked good but not gonna run any marathons, to say the least.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 13, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
No amputation but one of the most grusome injuries on MNF
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 13, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Flagged for confusing 'site' with 'sight'
by oc on Aug 13, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ugliest site on SBN.
Go.
I say South Side Sox.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Oh, Blogging the Boys is pretty bad, too.
It’s sad when I can’t stand the SBN blog for my favorite team in all of the sports universe.
HH is bad in terms of looks.
That pinkish looking doesn’t do it for me. Plus they’re the angels and I want to puke with anything having to do with them.
LL's green theme is pretty ugly too.
But I say SSS because the entire site is black and white. Makes it hard to read.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Feldman
2 IP
44 P
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 13, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions
ugh
Byrd, what the hell are you doing so far back
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Breaking News
Michael Jackson is dead at the age of 50
Danny Balis
welcome to LSB
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking Sizemore.
Of course the only team you can get lucky against this year is us.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Jamey Carroll
The white Eric Estrada.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 13, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions
screw that
cheap hits coming back to bite us
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Feldman's BABIP regressing as we speak
Back to back weakass hits.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Did anyone see that Hagadone profile on the Cleveland feed?
Now that’s something the Rangers should do… Like, yesterday.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 13, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions
I have Choo on my fantasy team
not a bad pick up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Josh Hamilton is back proof?
He is 14 for his last 29
Stop caring about the color of your glove and focus on your pitching.
Josh looks much better but
I don’t know if he’s back.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, very nice curves to get ahead
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
throw a curve here
no reason to give choo something to hit
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
HUGE K
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
hell to the yea
greattt pitching , good calling by TT too
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Niiiiice.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
that was strike 2
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Curve, great pitch
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Great chance to seize momentum
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
man, this game is taking a while
certaintly seems like we are really trying to bear down
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
95 on the corner
damn good pitch spoiled
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Man, Feldman is throwing a shit-ton of pitches
Han’t looked bad or anything, but he’s really getting worked.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
yea, the Indians are pretty tough on offense right now
Feldman’s curve has looked really sharp, if can continue to bring that in the future his K-Rates are going up
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
HUGE.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 13, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions
hell yea!!!!
FELDMANIA
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Even Dave Barnett got exceited about that one...
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 13, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions
speaking of Barnett
He talks too much.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
The radio broadcasts would be much better of he did them in mime.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Boo-ya!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
its likely German gets to it
but i think its still a single and a run scored
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Whew.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Anybody got a pitch count after all that?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Dammit.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
just means a couple innings of Feliz
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
5 IP for Feldman tonight
2 for a well rested Feliz and then O’day-Frankie
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Was it last Friday when Wash
decided to let Feldman go 120 pitches v LAA?
He’s at close to 70 fairly high pressure pitches thru three innings and may need to be fitted for a short, tight leash going forward.
We have a very rested bully and need to take advantage of it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Get him through 5
Then let Feliz et al. take over.
by Outworlder47 on Aug 13, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
He's gonna try to get him to finish the 5th so he gets eligiable for the win
but then he’ll yank him. Only concern is if he keeps him in too long in the 5th
F that, Ace JC
If he begins to wobble, I pull him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm all for that. I'm just predicting what The Gut will do.
He hasn’t really struggled, CLe has just been working his ass off. I think he may have 5 in him, but he needs to get a groove these next two innings.
Can some provide a little summary of the plays as they happen??????????????????
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 13, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions
sure, Murph works count well to 3-2 then hits it pretty well to CF but its caught
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Cheers!!
Keep up the good work!!!
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 13, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
In "The Book" it shows that a sac bunt is really a poor play unless you have a really weak hitter
like a pitcher or Blalock. Didn’t work out for Cle there.
I dont think its shows it as a really poor play, it generally decreases your Runs Per Inning likelihood
but you are still more likely to score 1 run in that inning than before. I think its pretty narrow minded to just right off the Sac Bunt as a poor play because the Runs Per Inning over a general/broad veiw of things goes down, there is way more to take into account than that
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Wonder if that pitcher would be somebody like Pavlik
or somebody else who had Cleveland ties like Gaylord?
Not sure Gaylord ever had a really big year in Texas so maybe it’s Bibby.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
On the heads of everybody I hold dear to me
I didn’t look it up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
TAG will say Ted Ford was a snappy dresser.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Did I also look that up per Ted Ford?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Power Elvis
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
LEFT THE BUILDING!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Who had Tiny E in the HR pool?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Steve Busby?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Elvis OPS back at .700 i think
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Indeed
702
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by Conjunction on Aug 13, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
.330 On base
thats really positive for a 20 yr old defensive wizard SS.
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Did Elvis yank it down the LF line?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
left center
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 13, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Left center
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
no actually towards CF in regards to the LF
over the high wall
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
at least he worked the pitch count some with fouls
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Nice andrus and good to see the rangers on top.
No cruz =( ?
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AFLAC Question
My official answwer is Jim Bibby (Cleveland tie-in).
I also said TAG would say Ted Ford was a snappy dresser two seconds before he said it.
POW POW
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Predicting what TAG will say next is like predicting the sun will rise in the East.
And I got the question right.
POW POW
Nice call Ace
Short leash, Wash.
The team needs the win more than Feldmania.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
single on GB to RF
first pitch
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
He needs to just throw strikes and see if he gets lucky with some ground ball outs
so he can get to the 5th.
Wash
Get yer thumbs outta yers ass.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
thats absolute bull shit
you swing into a pitch like that and there is no reason you should be awarded 1b wow
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
That's f'd up
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Shoppach hbp on a swing - awarded 1st base
runners on 1st and 2nd
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Please bunt
and give a struggling pitcher an out.
Please.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
what's with this K-staff recently?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
BAM
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Cleveland feed calling him 'juh-min-ehz'
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
That's how it is pronounced
With Jim-inez. Something about the family wanted to be more American when they moved here from Spain.
that's more American?
guess i’ve lived in Texas too long
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Yeah. They thought Him-inez was too Spanish.
They wanted to become more acclimated to American culture.
I'm not sure that's the best choice.. .but ok. whatever.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Wait, Elvis hit a home run?
Am I really that far behind or am I missing something? It says 2-1 on my screen.
You are far behind.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Your screen must be slower than Andruw Jones.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
You should shower more.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That guy needs to dress up like an Indian.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 13, 2009 12:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
This
Sizemore is lurking
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, a day game on early enough that it's in progress when I get home from work.
What a treat!
Now I must get beer.
Again I havn't been around but has this arroyo comment made the rounds?
“It might be dangerous,” he said, according to the report, “but so is drinking and driving. And how many of us do it at least once a year? Pretty much everybody”
Hes got an article full of gems.
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Awesome
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
See, this is weird.
You guys said “K” rigth as Feldman struck someone out. Then you say “DP” right when there’s a DP.
And yet I know I’m behind because of the whole 2-1 thing. . .
Weird. I’ll catch up after I see Elvis go yard.
Dinosaur Time!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Feldman.
He doesn’t strike out enough guys.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday - Thursday, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Ohhhhhhh yeah
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Again, Les Paul...
This just slays me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEHJ1RtDElc
Greatness.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 13, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions
Feldman at 82 pitches
and going thru the line-up for the third time.
Short, short leash Wash.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I thought Borbon was gonzo
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Aug 13, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Scott I got the clutch right here Feldman
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I get this feeling
That we score here, knock out Sowers, and Feldman comes out with the shutdown inning and ends up going 6.
we need a new threaad
bad
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Because we are over 600 or its actually slowing your computer down?
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Okay, I'm not behind.
Unless Game Day is also behind and right along with my feed. But the Cleveland announcers just said “two nothing Rangers” going in to the break, and the little number there looks like a 2.
WTF, Cleveland.
Who the F
was bitching about Feldman’s K rates?
Bwahahaha!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
haha... lol.
what ever came of that? Public reprimand?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Nothing that I've heard.
It’s actually much more on the production staff than TAG.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
i read
that FSN said they didn’t get a single complaint
it was late in the evening. TiVo helped that instance, too.
Wouldn’t doubt that no one really cared.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Damn, 'nother easy inning for Sowers.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
wow.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Nice try.
We are finally heading towards another feliz outing.
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Thread #2, for the releif of those of us with slow machines
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Tea with the gun-down of Grady
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
This start reminds me of his Newberg Night start against Seattle.
As on that day, all he needs is a quick 6th. One away already…
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
TAG dont travel?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
I've decided that I'd rather listen to my 5 year old nephew do the play by play
than Dave Barnett … and I’d be more informed
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