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eddie gonna get the W
and thats all that matters
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
like I said,
parting gift
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
just one of the interesting things about the clubhouse that don't make the papers
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
that was bullshit
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
+1
It’d be even better if it wasn’t Bard Pitt, but Tarantino is fuckin aces no matter what
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I've heard good reviews so far
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
me too, likely gonna see it tommorrow
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
It ceratinly doesn't look like a $30 million budgeted movie from the previews I've seen
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Wish I could
Doubt I’ll be able to fit it into my schedule this weekend, but I really want to see it and the new Tarantino flick.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
think there's a 10:35 showing?
Rangers win and a great movie…makes for a great Friday…
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
its not terrible
that’s all i can say.
although i liked the main human character
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Need to be more obvious with the new thread link
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
ok Wash listen to me..
I do NOT want to see Eddie on the mound anymore unless he has a mop in his hand.
Got it?? Good!! dumbass
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
An actual LOOGY
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
anybody but Eddie...he can't even get lefties out
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
Lefties had a .431 OBP against him coming into this game
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Yet strangely effective against righties
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
lets get the o'day chant going. i didn't get to hear it last time. damn power
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Although you did call me smart (imagine the smiley face with hearts)
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And in the database.
Just the type post that would lead people having to make decisions in real life (and not from the anonymity of the internets) to be a little more cautious about promoting such a place.
Rec.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I deleted it
since I’m not sure Adam would love it on the front page
by Brett Perryman on Aug 14, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I disagree with just about 95% of what you say.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh...
The truth sometimes hurts…
Eddie has no reason to be on a major league pitching roster at this point.
Easy to say when it's not your site and you're not wanting it to be thought
of as a rational voice on the team and things related to it.
Posting that the players “suck” instead of rationally criticizing their performance in a thoughtful manner is a bad way to get Rangers insiders to lend time to the site.
You should read the site
AJM has said lots of times he doesn’t want to cozy up to those guys.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
So that presumes that a Rangers higher up would turn down an interview here
because a poster said Eddie Guardado sucks?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
If the goal is to gain such things, then that's a possibility
If that’s not the goal, then it doesn’t matter
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Can't speak for him
But he’s said that kind of thing is for Newberg and the like.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh whatever
I’m sure Eddie himself would freely admit he’s sucking right now.
That's assuming that the goal is to get more Rangers insiders on the site
Which leads to less objectivity.
Also ironic from a guy that acts like Davis raped his mom, burned down his house, and kicked his kitten.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
So why are bitching about a post from LSJ?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
So true
LSJ is wrong for making a post saying Eddie Guardado sucks (shortly after he gives up a 2 run HR). You can say what you want because its not your site. Clearly I’m missing something.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He has an odd obsession with me.
It’s why I had to troll block him.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
well he yelled at me when i suggested he might want to get the site more moderated
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Booooooooo.
Okay, I get the reasoning. But boooooooo.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
wtf Ellsbury
that was definitely a strike
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
hell yea O'day
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
haha
sit down taco
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
are you talking to ellsbury
or the guy who just won the tote bag?!?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
ellsbury
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I was j/k
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
If I had GayDar...
it would be going crazy whenever I saw Jacoby Ellsbury.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
wow, you are not welcome
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
thank god
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
hahahahah, wow
thank god, wow
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
that was scary
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
stupid bandwagoner
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
This ump is all over the place
Pitch 1 a clear strike
And… whew
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
(to Reddick)
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
btw
isn’t it funnier calling those guys red dick.
well it is to me
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
especially when he plays for the red sox
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
thats a polite way to put it...lol
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 14, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
O'DAAAAAAYY O'DAY O'DAY O'DAAAAAY
O’DAAAAAAAAYY O’DAAAAAAAAYY
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
WOO
HOO!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
o'day
what an amazing signing.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Another scary one
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
its why i love to go on opening day
only day of the year you are sure to have atmosphere for the rangers.
i might have to try to get in tomorrow if there are any seats at all available to get in on this.
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"Fan of the Game" is stupid
But if you’re going to do a bit like that, DO NOT GIVE IT TO THE GUY WHO SHOWED UP IN OPPOSING TEAM’S TSHIRT.
Epic failure
There are much worse schticks on this board
Plus the ones that we just pray are schticks
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
didn't think about it like that
but good fooking point.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
if knox made that decision, then fire his ass.....
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
yes sir maybe OC is dancing for them?
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
dancing dancing dancing he's a dancing machine!
/Michael Jackson
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
i would like elvis to do something
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Taylor
just dont swing, you arent gonna hit this guys cheese anyways
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Who was it that said Bard throws the easiest 100 mph fastball he's ever seen?
Or something like that
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Thats false.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
What I just yelled at Daniel Bard when he left a rather quiet bullpen
‘Come on! Danny-Boy, back-to-back homers…just like New York!’
by oc on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Probably can't load on a phone or whatever.
check the postgame thread.
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gagree
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh, dont like
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
i do
elvis hasn’t been too hot vs righties, yet alone throwing 97. let a lefty and a veteran take a crack at a single.
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go go totebag
doin’ okay for an old fogie tonight
omahhhhh!!
love that dude
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
forgive if mentioned already
Mendoza with a no-no for OKC.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
It's a final
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
he already threw it, but he also had 6 walks and 6 Ks
interesting
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Lowell fail
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
OMAHHHHH
He’s getting the job done tonight
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Man that dude seems to always find a way
to get it done.
Banjo hitter of all time.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Against the Angels farm team, hahaha
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
in the FACE!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Mike!!
Senor Clutch!
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
WoOOOOO insurance!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
GOLDEN FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
Good job Face
Good job Omar.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Byrd gets a walk!
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
ha
“gets” not “takes”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I half expected him to take a swing on the first pitch...
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
andruw jones looks pissed
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
hmm, im not sure if intentionally walking Byrd
is a good idea, especially with Hambone behind hime if he walks
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
woogie woogie woogie
Good vibes
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
hell of a take
good job AJ
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
old news :)
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
And CD too
It was an OKC-AJM lovefest
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Take, Take!!
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
SolDIER boy, according to the booth
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
x
giggle
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Not "Soldier Boy"
Whitey, “Soulja Boy”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
fucking take
come on aj you just laye d off much closer pitches
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
damn if you wanted to swing so badly it should have been at that 3-1 fastball down the middle
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ouch
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
OT: Vlad got a single today off a pitch that bounced in front of the plate
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
video me
linky?!?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Smoak and CD with good games also
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
both had 2 doubles and a walk
smoak was 3-3
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I wanted him to look for a walk
and if he had done it for one mroe pitch it would have worked
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i didn't say he didn't have a chance of deserving it
but i don’t think they will give it to a defensive player. maybe the rangers making the playoffs would get him enough attention.
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yea, you are clueless if you think ROY voters even look at UZR
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Damn... I started him tonight.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Aldo Nova Bitchez!
It’s a win…promise.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Aldo Nova...
A Rangers prospect?
;)
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, he's Canadian.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
CJ is handsome
Well, it’s true.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
the dooooooooooooont didn't work me
sure as hell won’t work for you. im worried.
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Eh.
That’s baseball.
The large majority of his outings this year he’s done just what he’s supposed to.
Is he bangin' Milley?
Or Paris?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
ok wilson
you’re still the man. just throw strikes
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Who gives a fuck?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Soooooooo...
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
uh, I did
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't like implants
…but she’s so hot she transcends that.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
at'll do
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
This photo seems to induce strikeouts
but whatever.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Can Salty make it to Sept 1?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
DP Dinosaur,
please?
First one tonight
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Salty - dead shoulder, now numbness in hand?
Um. I’ve been there and had to have a disc removed and fusion surgery, ultimately.
didn't really need them
wasn’t that big a deal, discomfort wise.
4 bulging discs in my back
I get some shots next Wed
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Gotcha beat, unfortunately.
Good luck!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
wilson
2-2
Throw a strike!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Max is back
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
He's not ready for the Bigs yet though.
only playing in the AZL.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
suppose to be headed back to OKC
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
I agree
but do you want to kick someone off the 40 for a backup C?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
+1
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah but
I doubt he’s ready for come up yet.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Wicked pitch
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
hell yea
now we got lefties 2 of the next three
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
that was scary
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
it was way outside...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
And people rec his posts...
I guess I’ll never understand
by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Stupidity?
Group think?
It’s like hearing what a PITA Adam’s kid is…okay, been there, heard that.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
No...they are showing where the Cubs are going to end up in the standings this year
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Now that,
is a classic dorm room photo.
Look how dirty his socks are. eew.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
who spells their name Emili?
wtf?
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT?
OMFG.
This ump is unreal.
gameday says it was like one inch outside heh
ball, but very close
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im putting my dick in your eye
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I know.
I wasn’t worried about it even with a HR though. Would have made for a better finish with the walk-off.
I really hope your dad shoves his
@#%# down your throat and kills you.
Ortiz's stash of PEDs?
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
you're either high or pathetic
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
No I mean...
for miles. She seems out of his league.
Look at his hair, ugh. He’s fucking goofy looking.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
heh.
This is funny. Terrible, but funny.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
anything with a vagina
would mean he is doing well, so it’s not saying much.
by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
come on
she is a cute girl and doesn’t deserve this bullshit
by blueballlefty on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
the dude is
crazy for putting a pic of his girl up here anyways, but I think if your going to talk shit about another dudes girl then yours should be pictured prominently so everyone can do that to her
by blueballlefty on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
She’s not bad from what I can tell. Could certainly do better than Miles.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
OC has mad dancing skills
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, a butterface is better than a butterbody.
No denying that.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ
so much skills; just can’t quite harness to be the badass he should be.
he should’ve had three k’s by now
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Attaboy, CJ!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
listen to that crowd!
Man I love that shit.
Gotta go see for myself tomorrow night.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
FF can handle ortiz
papi will be woefully late on the 95mph heater after the 86
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
after being disappointed at various times with the crowd this season
happy to hear the fans right now. rocking the house
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Who have you been watching the last few weeks?
Hambino’s been pretty good and Saito ain’t all that…
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
So you like everyone who sucks, and hate everyone who doesn't? i get it now.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
You really aren't a Rangers fan are you?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
I have a secret to reveal
I know who this guy is.
He’s Tom Hicks Jr.
Explains a lot, doesn’t it?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i wouldn't expect hicks to be that stupid
but 2nd generation rich kids usually have problems
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Heh
I know a girl who used to date Tom’s brother Alex- she says he’s pretty much a douche.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
She thinks her Ex is a douche?
That’s novel.
I think all my exes are fucking peach keen as ass shit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Just a little
Though I’ve heard from some of the guys in our local supporters’ group that he’s not a bad guy. I haven’t met him.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
The world is full of idiots who get jobs from daddy
I wouldn’t know if he’s an idiot or not, but just saying.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL.
Tommy’s at the game, fwiw. Foul ball right before the 3rd out K almost hit him by the dugout that last inning.
Now now...
that’d be…uh…unprofessional if any FO types ever saw it.
chuckle
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
And they still wouldn't trade him for Hank
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
They would have traded him for Hank F. but the Boy Blunder shit the bed and couldn't pull the trigger without big Daddy Nolan around to change his pants.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
What's sad is you ran through that much Josey schtick
and still didn’t get to ‘This Thing’ or ‘The Show’.
That’s like spoofing Star Wars and leaving out an R2-D2 analog.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
...um...
huh?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, hes doing alright.
works well for us for them to use saito and bard in a hoepfully losing effort.
the preceding post was a great success.
Rumors of his demise have been greatly exaggerated
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
*My former sig
thankyaverymuch
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
hamilton is on fire
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
oppo
pop-o. Man that’s great.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Man, if Josh can prove this shit is for real and continue to actually hit over the rest of the season... Jesus. That'd be such a ridiculous boon.
I don’t even know what I’d do if Hambone started being Hambone again.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"boon"?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
1. something to be thankful for; blessing; benefit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
hmph.
thank you.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It is like a baffoon
But without the aff.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank needs to do something productive
bunt
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Please....
tell me I’m not hearing someone trying to start the wave!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
Hank
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
blalock
boooo boooo boooo booo
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
ok
please give me CD
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
THIS
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Sept 1
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
at least by August 31st so he can be on Playoff roster
if he’s ready
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
lol joke
i’ve always secretly disliked hank for blowing me off when i tried to get him to sign the first ranger pic I did. jerk.
the preceding post was a great success.
about the least suprising thing i've heard in four years
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Do you release Hank F. to bring up CD?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Moot point. There's no way that happens
Probably going to have to tough it out until rosters expand.
??? we should get a draft pick for blalock no?
by blueballlefty on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone signs HanKKKK?
who would sign a guy who consistently dishes out sombreros?
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
No fucking way I offer him arb
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
...he of Big Trouble in Little China fame?!?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Post
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
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