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eddie gonna get the W
and thats all that matters
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like I said,
parting gift
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can smack more guys in the shower with his dildo in celebration
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just one of the interesting things about the clubhouse that don't make the papers
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was bullshit
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait to see Inglorious Basterds
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
It’d be even better if it wasn’t Bard Pitt, but Tarantino is fuckin aces no matter what
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phew, tazawa on sunday is a righty
I wasn’t sure.
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Saw District 9 today. Would recommend it.
by jam0152 on Aug 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've heard good reviews so far
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too, likely gonna see it tommorrow
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It ceratinly doesn't look like a $30 million budgeted movie from the previews I've seen
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wish I could
Doubt I’ll be able to fit it into my schedule this weekend, but I really want to see it and the new Tarantino flick.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
think there's a 10:35 showing?
Rangers win and a great movie…makes for a great Friday…
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its not terrible
that’s all i can say.
although i liked the main human character
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need to be more obvious with the new thread link
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Aug 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok Wash listen to me..
I do NOT want to see Eddie on the mound anymore unless he has a mop in his hand.
Got it?? Good!! dumbass
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
by BigGuns on Aug 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who are you giving Washington for his LOOGY instead?
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
An actual LOOGY
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anybody but Eddie...he can't even get lefties out
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
by BigGuns on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lefties had a .431 OBP against him coming into this game
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's a dream come true for lefties..
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
by BigGuns on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet strangely effective against righties
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets get the o'day chant going. i didn't get to hear it last time. damn power
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"eddie guardado sucks" makes the frunt page, woo!
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
er.... front
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
finally
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just like you!
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although you did call me smart (imagine the smiley face with hearts)
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't people here often wanting Rangers execs to visit the site?
Pretty bad strategy there, imho.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh it will be off the front page after the game anyway
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in the database.
Just the type post that would lead people having to make decisions in real life (and not from the anonymity of the internets) to be a little more cautious about promoting such a place.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but then they will see friday afternoon video
and chill out
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if anyone knows class..it's you.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I deleted it
since I’m not sure Adam would love it on the front page
by Brett Perryman on Aug 14, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree with just about 95% of what you say.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh...
The truth sometimes hurts…
Eddie has no reason to be on a major league pitching roster at this point.
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy to say when it's not your site and you're not wanting it to be thought
of as a rational voice on the team and things related to it.
Posting that the players “suck” instead of rationally criticizing their performance in a thoughtful manner is a bad way to get Rangers insiders to lend time to the site.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should read the site
AJM has said lots of times he doesn’t want to cozy up to those guys.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure he wouldn't turn down an interview either.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that presumes that a Rangers higher up would turn down an interview here
because a poster said Eddie Guardado sucks?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it doesn't.
Just said that it’s not a good strategy for gaining such things.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the goal is to gain such things, then that's a possibility
If that’s not the goal, then it doesn’t matter
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't speak for him
But he’s said that kind of thing is for Newberg and the like.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh whatever
I’m sure Eddie himself would freely admit he’s sucking right now.
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's assuming that the goal is to get more Rangers insiders on the site
Which leads to less objectivity.
Also ironic from a guy that acts like Davis raped his mom, burned down his house, and kicked his kitten.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say the same about a post saying the same about Davis, fwiw.
And also, it’s not my site, fwiw.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why are bitching about a post from LSJ?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh...
You have a really hard time following the logical progression of discussions, fwiw.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So true
LSJ is wrong for making a post saying Eddie Guardado sucks (shortly after he gives up a 2 run HR). You can say what you want because its not your site. Clearly I’m missing something.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has an odd obsession with me.
It’s why I had to troll block him.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well he yelled at me when i suggested he might want to get the site more moderated
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Booooooooo.
Okay, I get the reasoning. But boooooooo.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, just to clarify
if it’s in the strike zone, we take the pitch. if it’s in the dirt, we swing?
by SteveP on Aug 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
more of a fastball/offspeed thing
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this ump
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf Ellsbury
that was definitely a strike
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hell yea O'day
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice O'day
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
sit down taco
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you talking to ellsbury
or the guy who just won the tote bag?!?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ellsbury
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was j/k
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had GayDar...
it would be going crazy whenever I saw Jacoby Ellsbury.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
wow, you are not welcome
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice try. but you failed in your hope O'Day gave up a bomb.
suck ass.
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank god
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
phew
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahah, wow
thank god, wow
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank god
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was scary
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton is so cool
that was just ho-hum.
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whew
Thought that was going out.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stupid bandwagoner
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
by txhc on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This ump is all over the place
Pitch 1 a clear strike
And… whew
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Aug 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(to Reddick)
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
btw
isn’t it funnier calling those guys red dick.
well it is to me
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
especially when he plays for the red sox
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
non-existent outside corner
for both teams
by SteveP on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really ump?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ump you're odd
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats a polite way to put it...lol
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 14, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
O'DAAAAAAYY O'DAY O'DAY O'DAAAAAY
O’DAAAAAAAAYY O’DAAAAAAAAYY
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
O'Day, O'Day, O'Day, O'Day
O’Daaaaay, OOO’Daay
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
by SaltyDawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
O'Day, O'Day...O'Day, O'Day
sing it with me kids.
by Hull Fan on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO
HOO!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
o'day
what an amazing signing.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Another scary one
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That crowd is fired up
That’s the kind of thing that never happens when I go
by chief on Aug 14, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its why i love to go on opening day
only day of the year you are sure to have atmosphere for the rangers.
i might have to try to get in tomorrow if there are any seats at all available to get in on this.
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Fan of the Game" is stupid
But if you’re going to do a bit like that, DO NOT GIVE IT TO THE GUY WHO SHOWED UP IN OPPOSING TEAM’S TSHIRT.
Epic failure
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike E, your schtick is kind of funny.
I like it.
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are much worse schticks on this board
Plus the ones that we just pray are schticks
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't think about it like that
but good fooking point.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if knox made that decision, then fire his ass.....
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, the crowd is on fire tonight!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 14, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes sir maybe OC is dancing for them?
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It is now the Gardner Scale.
by BigGuns on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be funny
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dancing dancing dancing he's a dancing machine!
/Michael Jackson
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by BigGuns on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FINAL O's 16 LAA 6
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would like elvis to do something
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by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Taylor
just dont swing, you arent gonna hit this guys cheese anyways
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who was it that said Bard throws the easiest 100 mph fastball he's ever seen?
Or something like that
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats false.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I just yelled at Daniel Bard when he left a rather quiet bullpen
‘Come on! Danny-Boy, back-to-back homers…just like New York!’
by oc on Aug 14, 2009 9:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
did you see your gif oc?
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably can't load on a phone or whatever.
check the postgame thread.
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
40,000+
remember that A’s game in Oakland w/ 6K?
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gagree
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bunt please?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh, dont like
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by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i do
elvis hasn’t been too hot vs righties, yet alone throwing 97. let a lefty and a veteran take a crack at a single.
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn, positioning stopped the run
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
acceptable
get it done omah/face
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job Elvis.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go go totebag
doin’ okay for an old fogie tonight
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omar!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
omahhhhh!!
love that dude
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by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
forgive if mentioned already
Mendoza with a no-no for OKC.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're not supposed to mention
it at all.
by Hull Fan on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a final
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he already threw it, but he also had 6 walks and 6 Ks
interesting
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by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lowell fail
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMAHHHHH
He’s getting the job done tonight
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man that dude seems to always find a way
to get it done.
Banjo hitter of all time.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOO
MY with a RISP.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is what veterans do. Clutch hits by Omar and Drew Jones
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon MY!!!
just knock one to the OF. Please don’t fail again with RISP…
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sac fly
that’s all i ask. I’m not greedy.
by Hull Fan on Aug 14, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mendoza no hitter lol
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by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LUIS!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mendoza
AAA no-hitter!
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 14, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Against the Angels farm team, hahaha
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it works!
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MIKEY!
Opening up his fly and showing us his sac.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MY!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
in the FACE!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike!!
Senor Clutch!
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WoOOOOO insurance!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great job Face!
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GOLDEN FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
by BigGuns on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job Face
Good job Omar.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd gets a walk!
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha
“gets” not “takes”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I half expected him to take a swing on the first pitch...
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
andruw jones looks pissed
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IBB Byrd...
that’s pretty funny
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hmm, im not sure if intentionally walking Byrd
is a good idea, especially with Hambone behind hime if he walks
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJ not smiling?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woogie woogie woogie
Good vibes
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
take another walk, AJ.
load em up for the Hambino, please.
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hell of a take
good job AJ
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
old news :)
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And CD too
It was an OKC-AJM lovefest
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Dozer no-no is what it takes to get a comment out of AJM.
I find that very funny.
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take, Take!!
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by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jones has a souljia boy song? oh my
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SolDIER boy, according to the booth
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which means it's gotta be a bad post.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
giggle
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not "Soldier Boy"
Whitey, “Soulja Boy”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking take
come on aj you just laye d off much closer pitches
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by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn if you wanted to swing so badly it should have been at that 3-1 fastball down the middle
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ouch
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
in the dirt
gotta swing at it. thems the rules
by SteveP on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it Cee Jay time?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Epic fail Jones....
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: Vlad got a single today off a pitch that bounced in front of the plate
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
video me
linky?!?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
saw that on MLBN
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sickels is in OKC isn't he?
Nice to see what he says.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Smoak and CD with good games also
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
both had 2 doubles and a walk
smoak was 3-3
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by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looked to me like AJ was looking to walk.
Didn’t want to be the guy to step up.
by TheCrow471 on Aug 14, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wanted him to look for a walk
and if he had done it for one mroe pitch it would have worked
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett Anderson getting destroyed...
6 ER through 2 IP tonight…
Good for Andrus’s RotY chances.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he has none
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't say he didn't have a chance of deserving it
but i don’t think they will give it to a defensive player. maybe the rangers making the playoffs would get him enough attention.
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying he will win it...
…but he at least has a shot at it.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea, you are clueless if you think ROY voters even look at UZR
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by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn... I started him tonight.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aldo Nova Bitchez!
It’s a win…promise.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Aug 14, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aldo Nova...
A Rangers prospect?
;)
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, he's Canadian.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ is handsome
Well, it’s true.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he does nothing for me
but I’m strange in that I think Murphy is adorable.
by Hull Fan on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like a good game
We got Lester out of there—c’mon bullpen!
by davea on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't realize Wilson was that good at the Temple
Those are some numbers
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on CJ
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by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's closed a few
eating establishments in his day.
by SteveP on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doooooooooooooooooont walk him
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dooooooooooooooont worry
CJ pitches better after putting 1 or 2 players on base.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the dooooooooooooont didn't work me
sure as hell won’t work for you. im worried.
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh.
Every Wilson outing goes like this.
People will learn someday.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im a strong ceej supporter
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh.
That’s baseball.
The large majority of his outings this year he’s done just what he’s supposed to.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dang
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dutch gets a little MLB Network exposure tomorrow night
by stltxfan on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he bangin' Milley?
Or Paris?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Fuck Fuck...
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh not a good start willy
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on CJ. please.
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok wilson
you’re still the man. just throw strikes
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just found out she has fake breasts...
who knew?
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who gives a fuck?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not me..
I was just suprised. Doc did some good work.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soooooooo...
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh, I did
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like implants
…but she’s so hot she transcends that.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at'll do
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This photo seems to induce strikeouts
but whatever.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can Salty make it to Sept 1?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DP Dinosaur,
please?
First one tonight
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty - dead shoulder, now numbness in hand?
Um. I’ve been there and had to have a disc removed and fusion surgery, ultimately.
by stltxfan on Aug 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't really need them
wasn’t that big a deal, discomfort wise.
by stltxfan on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i predict
thoractic outlet syndrome, or whatever it’s called.
by SteveP on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 bulging discs in my back
I get some shots next Wed
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha beat, unfortunately.
Good luck!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Aug 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wilson
2-2
Throw a strike!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Salty goes to the DL
does Richardson come up?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Max is back
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not ready for the Bigs yet though.
only playing in the AZL.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
suppose to be headed back to OKC
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
12 at bats or so
in the last few months doesn’t mean he’s ready for the bigs.
by Hull Fan on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
but do you want to kick someone off the 40 for a backup C?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but
I doubt he’s ready for come up yet.
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by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pitch ceej!
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wicked pitch
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hell yea
now we got lefties 2 of the next three
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by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there you go CJ
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang ump
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was scary
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you foul line
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too close ><
on more good pitch please
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wait, cubs? can't even stick with the indians?
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it possible
to look more like a loser?
by Hull Fan on Aug 14, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey...
Do you think that chick’s name is Emili?
by chief on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a chick?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was way outside...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the sad part is that's his room, not his girlfriends
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And people rec his posts...
I guess I’ll never understand
by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupidity?
Group think?
It’s like hearing what a PITA Adam’s kid is…okay, been there, heard that.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No...they are showing where the Cubs are going to end up in the standings this year
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that,
is a classic dorm room photo.
Look how dirty his socks are. eew.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not wearing socks
Double eew.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who spells their name Emili?
wtf?
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by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT?
OMFG.
This ump is unreal.
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gameday says it was like one inch outside heh
ball, but very close
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
teagarden is setting up waaaay outside.
those are balls.
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
close
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im putting my dick in your eye
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just said CJ would handle it after the 1 baserunner..
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know.
I wasn’t worried about it even with a HR though. Would have made for a better finish with the walk-off.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope your dad shoves his
@#%# down your throat and kills you.
by Coolbean04 on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cock, dick, penis? Giant turd?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh, just leaving it up to our imagination.
I like this.
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ortiz's stash of PEDs?
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care what DA says...
miles did well for himself.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're either high or pathetic
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I mean...
for miles. She seems out of his league.
Look at his hair, ugh. He’s fucking goofy looking.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
heh.
This is funny. Terrible, but funny.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anything with a vagina
would mean he is doing well, so it’s not saying much.
by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on
she is a cute girl and doesn’t deserve this bullshit
by blueballlefty on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the dude is
crazy for putting a pic of his girl up here anyways, but I think if your going to talk shit about another dudes girl then yours should be pictured prominently so everyone can do that to her
by blueballlefty on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
She’s not bad from what I can tell. Could certainly do better than Miles.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OC has mad dancing skills
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, a butterface is better than a butterbody.
No denying that.
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by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ
so much skills; just can’t quite harness to be the badass he should be.
he should’ve had three k’s by now
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
settle down cj
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT DOWN!
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by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
Wow Lewin just FREAKED
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck yeah!
CJ!
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Attaboy, CJ!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
attaboy Ceej!
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
listen to that crowd!
Man I love that shit.
Gotta go see for myself tomorrow night.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck yeah!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy CJ
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can I get a Fuck Yeah!!!!
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent.
Love it when they think they walk but strike out. So awesome. Much success.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
haven’t heard it that loud in a long time, if ever
by blueballlefty on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh YES! So let CJ face Ortiz next inning then FF?
by davea on Aug 14, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FF can handle ortiz
papi will be woefully late on the 95mph heater after the 86
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
after being disappointed at various times with the crowd this season
happy to hear the fans right now. rocking the house
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love it
Sounds very playoffy
by Anonymous New Guy on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who have you been watching the last few weeks?
Hambino’s been pretty good and Saito ain’t all that…
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you like everyone who sucks, and hate everyone who doesn't? i get it now.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really aren't a Rangers fan are you?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a secret to reveal
I know who this guy is.
He’s Tom Hicks Jr.
Explains a lot, doesn’t it?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wouldn't expect hicks to be that stupid
but 2nd generation rich kids usually have problems
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
I know a girl who used to date Tom’s brother Alex- she says he’s pretty much a douche.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of many ex-"girlfriends"...
Unbiased source there.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She thinks her Ex is a douche?
That’s novel.
I think all my exes are fucking peach keen as ass shit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think...
…he’d be an LFC director if he had “problems”, fwiw.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like a family partnership, imho. Pretty normal thing.
Tommy’s no idiot, fwiw.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a little
Though I’ve heard from some of the guys in our local supporters’ group that he’s not a bad guy. I haven’t met him.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The world is full of idiots who get jobs from daddy
I wouldn’t know if he’s an idiot or not, but just saying.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL.
Tommy’s at the game, fwiw. Foul ball right before the 3rd out K almost hit him by the dugout that last inning.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's funny that you cheer for Rangers to do bad.
I wish you would die in a car accident soon.
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now now...
that’d be…uh…unprofessional if any FO types ever saw it.
chuckle
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woops
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lulz fail
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Takashi Saito?
Didn’t he die in like 1974 when he was 87?
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And they still wouldn't trade him for Hank
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They would have traded him for Hank F. but the Boy Blunder shit the bed and couldn't pull the trigger without big Daddy Nolan around to change his pants.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's sad is you ran through that much Josey schtick
and still didn’t get to ‘This Thing’ or ‘The Show’.
That’s like spoofing Star Wars and leaving out an R2-D2 analog.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...um...
huh?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, hes doing alright.
works well for us for them to use saito and bard in a hoepfully losing effort.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rumors of his demise have been greatly exaggerated
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*My former sig
thankyaverymuch
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like how josh is waiting on breaking balls now
by stltxfan on Aug 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton isn't phased by texas_dawg
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hamilton is on fire
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton will skullfuck your grandmother.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*shakes head*
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oppo
pop-o. Man that’s great.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton is back.
Soon will come power.
by Black Francis on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hambone very consistent
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton is on fire!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do Hammy and Blalock cancel each other out?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, if Josh can prove this shit is for real and continue to actually hit over the rest of the season... Jesus. That'd be such a ridiculous boon.
I don’t even know what I’d do if Hambone started being Hambone again.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"boon"?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1. something to be thankful for; blessing; benefit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmph.
thank you.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is like a baffoon
But without the aff.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hank needs to do something productive
bunt
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
don't worry guys hank is just seeing tough pitches
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please....
tell me I’m not hearing someone trying to start the wave!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hank
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow hank
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I fucking hate you, Hank F.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahahaha.
Blalock fucking sucks so bad it’s comical!
by Garcia on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
blalock
boooo boooo boooo booo
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 14, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok
please give me CD
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sept 1
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least by August 31st so he can be on Playoff roster
if he’s ready
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol joke
i’ve always secretly disliked hank for blowing me off when i tried to get him to sign the first ranger pic I did. jerk.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what an ass.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All his strikeouts were swinging at balls
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
about the least suprising thing i've heard in four years
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
by blalock84 on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you release Hank F. to bring up CD?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Moot point. There's no way that happens
Probably going to have to tough it out until rosters expand.
by LiamP on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
??? we should get a draft pick for blalock no?
by blueballlefty on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone signs HanKKKK?
who would sign a guy who consistently dishes out sombreros?
by jerenkrantz on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No fucking way I offer him arb
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HanKKKK
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
by BigGuns on Aug 14, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
...he of Big Trouble in Little China fame?!?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HanKKKK
Hell of a night there, Hank. Really carrying This Thing.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
More timely hits then you, sir.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
be good frankie
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 14, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Post
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Aug 14, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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