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I hate you
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Hank Fail
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
I want Hank released
Right now.
That AB epitomizes how stupid his ABs are now.
It isn’t just first-pitch swinging right after a walk. If it is a fat pitch, then great.
No, it is first-pitch swinging on an offspeed pitch, outside, that he tries desperately to pull.
I’ve fucking had it with him.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 16, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 12 recs
Rec
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 16, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll say it again
He has yet to reach base in this series. One of the most important series of the season and he can’t even work the count a bit to try for the walk.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Will never happen
Just have to be patient and wait until September.
by LiamP on Aug 16, 2009 3:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I bet he goes to some other team...
…next year and they’ll have a remedial hitting course for him. After that he’ll crush the ball.
I’ve been tired of looking at him for three or four years now and just wish he’d go away.
by Black Francis on Aug 16, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
I’ll take another go with CD.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 16, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, don't think so.
And that’s awesome Chuck gave him that replica Gold Glove. That kid will remember this day for the rest of his life..
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
he's gonna be a ranger
in 9 years?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
short leash here
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
How awesome for that kid!!
bet that will be on ESPN
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 16, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions
only if we lose
otherwise this game never happened.
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
Is there any way for that kid to have a better game?
Damn, 2 Hamilton foul balls, standing ovation from the crowd, and now he gets that awesome little gold glove trophy. Now the Rangers just have to give him a win
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 16, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If they are shopping Blalock
the market is falling sharply.
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions
Hank is just guessing right now
FREE CHRIS DAVIS, hes done his time in the Oklahoma City penitentiary aka the redhawks
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
just noticed a stat
that i’m not gonna mention for fear of jinx
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
3-2?
Damn Nips.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
In and out of trouble all day, huh?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I'm ready for Davis to be back up
Seen enough of Hack Blalock.
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
Hank
DFA after the game. At least with David there was hope. With Hank, there is only the suck.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 16, 2009 3:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Davis, obviously.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 16, 2009 3:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not needed!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Will take that
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Nice inning
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
LOL
I love that inning from Nippert especially after the “Why is Nippert still in” posts
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
very nice
But there is no need to send him back out there. Just need 9 outs from the bully.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
If we can score in this inning
I think you let him go back out there with someone ready to go in the bullpen. If we can’t, go to the bullpen.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
ok that is six wash
don’t push your luck with the kid
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions
lets hope his gut is telling him to send Dusty tits out for one more
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
And another escapes an outing with a good line after looking kind of bad
yay. NOW GET A RUN!!
the preceding post was a great success.
Just got home
based on what I’m reading, Nip’s line could be a lot worse?
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
oh yeah...
credit to him b/c hes made some really nice big pitches
he has had no control of the fastball
Gutty performance from Nippert today.
Now let’s see if Mathis can close this mother fucker out like he did in July
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 16, 2009 3:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I would rather see you or anyone else on LSB at 1B right now.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 16, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
This guy?
Pedro Valdez. Granted he might be able to help out with all the TOS stuff.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
yes
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 16, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
ok, well let's roll w/ him, cj, and fx2
and pray
by Sherman McCoy on Aug 16, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
you gotta use him today
or we may end up w a head case for the stretch run.
by Sherman McCoy on Aug 16, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
He only through what 4 pitches last night?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
When in the hell
is Rudy going to be held accountable for the approach at the plate? This shit has been going on since day 1
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
The offense is regressing back to normal now
We just need to get Cruz back and healthy and get Blalock the hell out of the everyday lineup
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
YES!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 16, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You sir are awarded one internet
Congratulations
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
LOL
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
Very nice.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 16, 2009 3:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
very nice!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 16, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
beautiful call bro
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
When does this team sit Hank and Bring CD back
at first, Chokelock is killing this team
Larry Parrish Was Da Man!
Good fucking call. TYD3311
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
gone
hit the middle of the restaurant
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
I'd say he got all of that one...
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 16, 2009 3:07 PM CDT reply actions
TYD3311 for first base
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
props to tyd3311 for the call
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Tazawa's reaction...
LMAO… He knew what was coming as soon as he released it…
whack
elvis is so cool
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions
Steal NOW, plz
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Baywatch? Really Josh?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
classic
TT is kinda funny…looks like shit and then has one good ab every game…very odd
francona pulled a washington…no way he shouldve left tazawa in this game
CJ for first base
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
More people I'd rather see at first base
Brian Jordan
Phil Nevin
Brad Wilkerson
The Ho
Rod Barajas
Ben Broussard
whifferson? really? isn't he basically the same person without the all star game appearance?
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
How about Chris Davis?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Victor Diaz
Jason Botts
Kam Loe
OMFT
Pop up
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Tom Grieve
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
Josh Lewin and Eric Nadel.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
add Esteban German, Omar Vizquel
and any pitcher on the roster!!!
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
Richard Hidalgo and Sammy Sosa
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 16, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Nate Gold, too.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
CHRIS SHELTON
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
Brad Fullmer
Milton Bradley
Alfonso Soriano
Chad Curtis
Dustin Pedroia
Paul O’Neil
Barry Bonds
Me
John Rocker
Patrick Ewing
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 16, 2009 3:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Even FDR can get a walk in 125 ABs
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
i'll second that
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
at the risk of jinxing
Tazawa must have something wrong with him to last 5 innings against the rangers and strikeout 0
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Nothing against Emily Jones
But I’m really tired of her plugging the Rangers Twitter and Facebook page every game
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Somebody
Is hittin’ that.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 16, 2009 3:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
kind of a....
earthy, girl next door, sports reporter type hot. And listening to her do the ticket great game with norm, it is very obvious she is a P1
She's been sexy from day one to me
But I can see the acquired taste angle on her too
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
Fuentes for the Angels
He has been getting hammered without blowing any saves lately. Be nice and blow it today B-Fue.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
B-Fue?
Horrible.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Shoulda been bunting for a hit instead
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
i somewhat agree
im just not a fan of giving away the out there…
hit and run…steal, bunt for the single
i think there are other options that are better
Yeah, I agree
Just saying if you are gonna bunt with him, you should bunt for the hit instead.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Emily Jones is really hot in person
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
borbon bunts kill earthworms
they just die on the infield grass while he puts dust in the air
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions
I want Elvis to steal a base on them now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
This
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 16, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
as you wish
A Jones
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:13 PM CDT reply actions
Ha, Wash with the timely PH for a change
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
It'll be K, GIDP, or HR.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
good move
i didnt think he’d do it with the 3 hole hitter
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
damn, totally unlucky
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
well fuck
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Sonnofabitch
Lucky fuckers.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Lucky fucking bastards.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Well that sucked
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 16, 2009 3:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
dp
and not the good kind. that sucketh
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions
it was a hard hit line drive
just happened to be right at somebody
by blueballlefty on Aug 16, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
He also pitched the day before
I don’t think they’re going to try 3 games in a row from him
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 16, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah just saw that three days in a row is a lot
but he did only throw 15 two days ago
by blueballlefty on Aug 16, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You still don't like getting the guy out there to go 3 days in a row
Number of pitches thrown isn’t as important
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Mathis... interesting
Better than Jenny Thunderthighs or Guardado I guess.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
MUCH better
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
C.J. 8th, Frankie 9th
Or Mathis for the 7th and 8th.
O’Day isn’t going again, I don’t think.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 16, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Me likey Asian Kid
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
great pitch
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
elvis defense
from espn.com and hardballtimes
is 5th out of 9 qualifying SS in the AL in fielding %
scutaro is 1st with .992
jeter is 2nd with .986
his range factor is 5.12 putting him in 1st (jeter is last)
the difference between andrus and 2nd place (scutaro) guy larger than the difference between the 2nd place guy and 9th place guy (jeter)
Zone Rating
jeter is first with .858
elvis is 2nd with .842
scutaro is 3rd with .830
plays made outside of zone
scutaro is 1st with 51
andrus is 4th with 33
based on those simple factors, think andrus has a shot at beating scutaro for gold glove?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Fucking midget.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
fuck that guy
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Fuck.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Pedroia
Again, go fuck yourself.
Just a bad pitch.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 16, 2009 3:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
with a chainsaw
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 16, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Epically terrible pitch.
O’Day, NAO.
O’Day, CJ, Happy, please.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Bean the Midget
That would have been a good bean situation…
by De Peche Ranger on Aug 16, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions
Yes
Putting the tying run at the plate intentionally is a great plan.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 16, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd prefer it over what happened
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Not with VMart up next and ahead by 2..
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
reply fail...
that was to De Peche Ranger
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
your right, I just hated to see him pull that one.
by De Peche Ranger on Aug 16, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Get this bum out of there!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Doug Mathis...
Still the long man.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
yep
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 16, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
But hey, Jennings and Guardado suck, so it was worth a shot.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
sad but true
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 16, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
damn right
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions
WOOOOO DP
WHEW
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Okay Mathis
I still like you
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Holy bags of shit.
NIce DP.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
SWEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 16, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions
God bless
the redneck tenors
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I'm just guessing since it's blacked out here
But they tend to stay with it for God Bless America. And those guys just did a great job of crushing Texas stereotypes
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
the redneck tenors
wonders never cease.
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions
why? they just sang the shit out of God bless America.
who cares what they look like/how they dress.
no they didn't make schtick out of the song
they just had there own schtick
by blueballlefty on Aug 16, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a bit
yer supposed to laugh
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 16, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ and FF
Looks like we will have an interesting 8th and 9th… Man I wish Happy could go back to back but him pitching two innings last night it is just not in the cards
by De Peche Ranger on Aug 16, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions
Nothing says "we love America"
like the The Redneck Tenors….good grief, and that was just on national television
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 16, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions
NESN
Didn’t get that up here in Boston thankfully.
by Excel Hearts Choi on Aug 16, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, thanks to whatever asshole decided that was a good idea.
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
redneck tenors
that’ll help stereotypes, somebody get the guy on the right a mint julep
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I really think that Tom Hix made a bet a la Trading Places.
Ron Washington just has to be a homeless person he and his investors discovered on the streets and wagered that there’s no way the Rangers could be any worse than they have been over the last decade.
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