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go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
trade for a catcher time.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
THIS
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
do we have to?
who else can catch on this team besides Tea?
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
AJ
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
I'm watching via espn Gamecast
and I feel the exact same way. The way his strikeout was diagrammed really pissed me off.
You all know
Hunter pitches better in the second game day thread than in the first… so he’s got that goin for him
Your uncle molests collies.
So.. richardson has managed to both look bad at the plate, receiving and throwing in 2 innings
hmmm.
the preceding post was a great success.
Disaster averted for now.
So thankful Mauer didn’t get a shot with the bases loaded. Hopefully Hunter can straighten it out a little.
Sounds good to me
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
How about the call strikes strikes and balls balls thread?
The umpire has been just as bad as Hunter or Liriano
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I like how mike talks to them during innings.
It never seemed like mark ever did that.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
RCCook...
Are you from Liverpool?
I still haven’t been to Anfield but am planning to go next spring. I went to the LFC/Villa EPL season opener in August ‘07 (2-1 win on Gerrard’s late winner). But that was at Villa. Awesome game though and I was in the LFC road section which was intense.
I had tickets in the owner’s box and my flight booked for the Chelsea CL semi-final game at Anfield in ’08 (the Riise own goal game) but had to cancel at the last minute due to a family emergency.
Pool sucks
Go Arsenal
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
From Alabama originally, but I’ve lived in the DFW area since 1977.
I’m gonna have to get to Anfield before the new stadium opens- about half the guys in the local supporters’ group have been, and they all say it’s one of the best experiences they’ve ever had.
You don’t happen to know Dave Stearns, do you? He’s a member of our chapter, and I know he’s friends with the Hickses.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
you a fan
of the crimson tide or auburn?
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by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Alabama/Liverpool
I only lived in Alabama for the first three years of my life, so I don’t have a lot of ties to the state other than being born there. I do root for the Tide, though, as my school (UTA) had no football team, and it was a fun way to piss off my dad, who’s a huge Mississippi State fan. Plus I really liked Bear Bryant as a kid.
I also root for the Longhorns in football only. Baseball and basketball, I stick to my alma mater.
As for Liverpool, I got into following the EPL in August 2005 at the urging of two friends from work- one’s a West Ham/PSV Eindhoven fan; the other supports AC Milan. Liverpool and Birmingham are my two favorite cities in England (mostly because I like a lot of bands from both) so I’d pretty much decided to support Liverpool or Aston Villa after reading about the histories of the two clubs. After seeing Liverpool win the Super Cup against CSKA Moscow, and learning what an insane fan base they had, I knew I’d found my club.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
Don't know him.
How did you become an LFC fan?
That ‘07 game was the only EPL game I’ve been to. This was the Gerrard winner. We were a few rows of where he slides after the goal in that video.
The wildest reactions I’ve ever seen in American sports are from big SEC football games I’ve been to. But the reaction to that goal in our section (simply in a season opener) was 10x crazier. Just unreal.
Mark Connor used to play peaknuckle.
And do sudokus.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes he'd work with pitchers
He would change their mechanics in between innings
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Peaknuckle?
That’s awesome. From now on, anybody who writes “pinochle” on LSB gets knuckled
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I like to think I have quite a large vocabulary.
But I had no idea that’s how you actually spell that word. Thank you.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That was close
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Wow, is this the same guy we knew before the DL?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
hopefully the april version
In Gut we trust.
Did someone mess with our mound
Because both pitchers have no idea where the ball is going
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
I wish someone would try and walk Hank...he'd still strike out i bet
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Kins walk!
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
does anyone else think
Andrus plays better when Borbon is hitting ahead of him/with him, in the lineup?
From what we've seen, it would seem like there is a correlation.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
uh!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Yes, face. Good face.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Face!
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The Rangers are getting pretty lucky today
And I’m loving it
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
How did Kinsler become so unhinged...
Hamilton might have had confidence issues, what happened to kinsler may-july? Was he injured before the hamstring put him on the dl?
Aliens.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
He tried hitting through a slump
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
It started off as just a slump and some bad luck
The I think he started pressing and tried ending the slump in one AB.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Fatigue.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Aliens would have been my second answer.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
“Kinsler’s running through a stop sign”
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Wow.
Kins almost said screw you Anderson. Kind of wish he had risked it.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Is Kinsler
maturing?
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
si
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
kins and hammy
are no longer liabilities!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
now if davis comes back
would be awesome to say that about all 3.
and if salty came back…
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
This x 1000
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
For the strikeout.
Sure.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
On any given pitch
I have no idea if this ump is going to call it a strike or a ball. He has the most amorphous strike zone I’ve seen all year.
Your uncle molests collies.
Whew.... I don't understand this ump's strike zone at all.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
this is gonna
be a long night w/this guys zone, cant get a feel on it
nice job byrdman
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I don't understand why people get so hot and bothered about byrd
he’s by no means a star, but a decent glue guy whose numbers aren’t absolutely abysmal. he shouldn’t be a cleanup hitter, but he’s been a solid 4th OF-type for the past three seasons.
People get upset when bench players are forced into starting roles because of injuries
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
i dont hate him
but this year his plate discipline has evaporated. yesterday we couldve broken the game open instead he had 2 of the worst ab’s of the year b/c he’s being over agressive
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by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You beautiful Fucking Byrd!!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
pretty good movie back in the day.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
A-well everybody's heard.... about the Byrd!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I had a 2600
Not sure if that was the original or not.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Pitfall was greatness.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck yes it was
I don’t remember it on Atari, though. But I think they had just about every arcade game.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Well Hunter picked a good night to not be perfect
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
amazing what happens
when you go with the pitch
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Don't blame murph at all for taking
but man was that right down the middle
the preceding post was a great success.
I take back everything bad I was thinking about what Byrd would do there
awesome
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Good job, Murph!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Finish him!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That kid is screwed
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
LOL, why not
If they’re going to give him 2B
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
here come the steals
mauer is gonna get pissed and call for a hit on one of our guys
Good approach
By both Murphy and Hank on the sac flies
are we now getting away from the longball?
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
How much longer can they leave Liriano in?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Along with MOAR COWBELL!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember being psyched that we might get him back a few years ago.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw domestic violence today
from the car. It was taking place on the side of the freeway. Fucked up shit. Cops were in my rearview at least.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw a dude slug his girlfriend in the face right outside Reunion
coming out of the ’00 NHL Western Conference Finals (the 3-2 win over Colorado to go to the Stanley Cup).
He was a big dude and he bolted right after he did it (she was on the ground). That was really fonked up.
what was a person of your stature doing in the parking lot
shouldn’t you have been airlifted out by helicopter or escorted through a secret tunnel?
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh...
You’re starting to sound pretty obsessed, fwiw.
But fwiw, I was on my way to the Stars Club. It happened right outside of it.
What is really fucked up is...
…you just standing there doing nothing. A month ago I was behind this car on 20 and a Semi ran over this car. I pulled over and pulled this girl out of her car while on the cell calling 911.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
be careful
can get sewed for that stuff nowadays
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Car looked like it was going to catch fire.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Just saying unlike you I stepped up and did something
Of course I don’t have your social status. I’m just a common guy looking to do the right thing.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Just not a dick like you that is all
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Whatever.
Little difference in helping someone out of a car and running someone down to fight (who probably would have kicked your ass, fwiw)… um, why?
You must be 19. And really tough.
You need a cookie, hero.
you're a dick
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Can you guys quit it?
I’m tired of hitting Z and it coming way the f back up here…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
If you're offering cookies, what kind'ya got?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Well then fuck him, fwiw
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
He slugged her and ran off.
Nothing I nor the few others who saw it could do but help her up and find the cops (as we did).
shakes head
I would have ran after him. fwiw
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
You're a dick
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Ring of Fire
thing is probably my favorite thing Chuck does at the Ballpark. I love it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
woooo DRUW
let’s use up that bullpen tonight!!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
blalock fail
but it’s okay because we are up 7-2
That's only because of how great Blalock is for team chemistry
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Just put a honey bun on 2nd base
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
aint gonna happen
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Liriano tonight vs. blalock
battle of the titans.
Titanic suck.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
the blackhole is up
inning over
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Someone should call for a piss test on Mauer
How can someone increase their slugging by 200 points in one offseason
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
He was always supposed to be a good power guy
He just always disappointed in that department until this season
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I heard the 'Clear' really really helps, lol
I couldn’t recall if he was considered a pure power threat or not
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
mauer
was ALWAYS projected to have power once his body matured.
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
he took his sweet ass time to mature
what is 26 now?!?!?!
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
plus
playing catcher full time in bigs for a couple of years, I could see that hindering the power some
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
touche sailor, touche
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
if i were blalock
i would just take everything thrown
I feel like I'm watching a NL team
Whenever Hank’s spot in the lineup rolls around it’s like a pitcher batting.
by Basehead on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ah, Hank
When a 0/1 with a sac fly is above expectations for a 1b…
the preceding post was a great success.
This is just laugable now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Who had groundout to second base in the Hank pool?
Oh… looks like everybody did.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
i don't know why lewin made that sound like a good thing. "he just goes up there swinging!" come on.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Go get dessert
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Josh Lewin just said...
…that Blalock has been swinging at everything up there, “with a lot of success this season.”
Is Josh dumb, or is this just part of voicing the company line?
Success is defined differently
if you’ve been a member of the Texas Rangers for years…
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
apparently for hitters
Josh said he’s been successful due to 23 homers. So was Chris Davis successful before we sent him down?
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Company line.
Don’t think Josh could be that dumb.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
23 HR'S MORRIS...
HR = success.
Hank is carrying This Thing, and Josh knows about success in The Show.
Like Chris Davis?
He was hitting homers…
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy balls, Richardson's got a hottie.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I really wouldn't be surprised
That here in the next couple of days, Hank is attacked in the parking lot by a crazed LSBer wearing a Davis jersey screaming out “Free CD from OKC” or “Take a damn walk. It works for Team Chemistry…….”
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
That would be the best FWST article ever.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
+1 for the team name
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
She would do wonders for Team Chemistry
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Heidi probably keeps Kevin up
if you know what I mean
by 2005Longhorns on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
OH-HIEDI-HIEDI-HIEDI-HI-HIEDI-HIEDI-HI
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Emily Jones ain't got nothing on Heidi Richardson
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Looked like it
which to tonights umps means it’s foul
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow... got Mauer out tonight.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Twins' bullpen is gonna get plastered again today
Advantage: Rangers for 0818 and 0819
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
It would be nice to knock around Herr Koeppel
to get to more of their bullpen. Can’t let him throw 4 or 5 shutout innings.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
So TAG...
Mauer best hitter of all time, yes or no?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Ian might have been picking daisies.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i remember when people shifted for hank all the time
now they just figure its not worth the energy.
the preceding post was a great success.
Only so many people can play catcher and second base.
And that’s all you really need.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd time you've mentioned this
you seem really proud that you know this
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by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
they were around my time too
i could probably get the 1st names of almost all of them and nsync
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by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Who was it that had a crush on a dude that posted the picture yesterday?
Where is he at?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
He said he had a crush on a girl like 5 years ago and now it's a dude...
looked kinda like a dude before though.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
She was a chick looking like a dude who later became a dude that looked like a chick!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
That was dstar
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
hahahaaha
greatness
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Great bounceback big game
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
So who gets the innings tonight after Hunter sits?
Grilli’s not back, is he?
Your uncle molests collies.
Still on DL
Might be back by the weekend or next week
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
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Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
much needed
stupid Fuentes and Jenks really screwed up my ERA yesterday.. need ‘Big Game’ to pull another 3 shutout innings
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Too bad they took out Liriano.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Considering you'd have 45 runs at the end of the game.
I doubt it.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Woops, addition fail.
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Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
That would be more than the Rangers scored against Baltimore that one time
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll get a double if its for Heidi
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
I really want him to get his first major league hit while hes got a chance
the preceding post was a great success.
with a hint of
Sandra Bullock
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay!!!!!!!!!!! lol
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
That's going to be kind of awkward if his parents are staying there
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT!
My wife just said “wow she’s hot” when they showed Heidi.
I’ll keep you guys posted on where this goes.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Had a similar experience with the ex at a bar
there was this one girl who she couldn’t keep her eyes off of. It was amazing.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Ha, no....not that I know of.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Oh I am.
Worst-case scenario, I’m Ross from Friends.
Best-case, two chicks at the same time.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Hope you'd at least have sex
with all the random, swarming chicks before you offed yourself though.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice. Good job Kevin.
Now go home and get you a piece of that action…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'm totally up for keeping Kevin up all year
If that means more shots of Heidi Richardson…..
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
He must have one hell of a personality
Because he’s obviously not the most athletic guy on the team… or good looking for that matter.
I'm currently on a flight from Dallas to NYC
I turned my computer on and realized that American Airlines now has wi-fi on their flights. I’m watching the game on mlb.tv. I think I might be at the highest elevation at which anyone has ever watched a Rangers game.
Your former co-worker was quite the wordsmith.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Longo
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly
Probably
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
?WHAT? are you rooting against the Rangers sir?
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
No, just rooting for common sense
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
so what would you want in a gold glover?
the guy that gets to every ball and makes 3 times as many errors?
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Hilarious how the lack of competition in the AL continues to put him in GG discussions
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
the dude does his job
and doesn’t fuck stuff up
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Except he has the range of a corpse
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He has above average range
for a 3rd baseman
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
He has the worst range of any 3B
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
corpse might accidentally roll in the direction of the ball. go with statue.
by ElCaudernoRojo on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Statues move sometimes.
Didn’t you see that Saddam statute fall in Iraq back in 03?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Did anyone see that???????
Kinsler mouthed “fuck that Cahill bastard in the ass” on his way to first
toy boat
is impossible
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
What is this toy boat of which you speak?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
sexual innuendo
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
and then?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
damn near....
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
No way that was a strike there.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Gah. Feck.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Ugh...
Good thing we got 7 runs early
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
Cool shot
Of the team coming up to the top step in the dugout to cheer for Richardson when he got his first hit
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
telecast has really zeroed in on Heidi
i support their decision
I'm sure he does.
Hell he could post and we would never know it…what if Josh is Texas_Dawg? Dun-dun-duuuuuuunnn.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
word
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Great minds think alike sir....well done.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Here she is...Heidi Richardson
(at least what Google found, heh)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Good form.
He did not specify which Heidi.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Me neither.
He is not too good except for when he plays the Rangers
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Who will we sign to play
when he’s on the DL?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see them bringing in a high-dollar, high risk player like that.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Does anyone have the problem...
everytime a new post shows up, your screen keeps jumping up the thread?
Always happens to me.
I do.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I turn that shit off.
I just reload and press “c” to get to the new ones.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
finally realized what the problem was
it jumps up to the post you have highlighted, so if you are z’ing through a thread and stop midway it will go back up to the one you stopp on.
shift + a to clear all.
the preceding post was a great success.
8 pitch inning.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
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