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go team go!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Aug 17, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

trade for a catcher time.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

So, I can only take about 1 game from Richardson.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

do we have to?

who else can catch on this team besides Tea?

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AJ

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take it!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm watching via espn Gamecast

and I feel the exact same way. The way his strikeout was diagrammed really pissed me off.

by Kool Hand on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You all know

Hunter pitches better in the second game day thread than in the first… so he’s got that goin for him

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Disaster averted for now.

So thankful Mauer didn’t get a shot with the bases loaded. Hopefully Hunter can straighten it out a little.

by Kool Hand on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds good to me

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about the call strikes strikes and balls balls thread?

The umpire has been just as bad as Hunter or Liriano

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how mike talks to them during innings.

It never seemed like mark ever did that.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it sounded good.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RCCook...

Are you from Liverpool?

I still haven’t been to Anfield but am planning to go next spring. I went to the LFC/Villa EPL season opener in August ‘07 (2-1 win on Gerrard’s late winner). But that was at Villa. Awesome game though and I was in the LFC road section which was intense.

I had tickets in the owner’s box and my flight booked for the Chelsea CL semi-final game at Anfield in ’08 (the Riise own goal game) but had to cancel at the last minute due to a family emergency.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope

From Alabama originally, but I’ve lived in the DFW area since 1977.

I’m gonna have to get to Anfield before the new stadium opens- about half the guys in the local supporters’ group have been, and they all say it’s one of the best experiences they’ve ever had.

You don’t happen to know Dave Stearns, do you? He’s a member of our chapter, and I know he’s friends with the Hickses.

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you a fan

of the crimson tide or auburn?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alabama/Liverpool

I only lived in Alabama for the first three years of my life, so I don’t have a lot of ties to the state other than being born there. I do root for the Tide, though, as my school (UTA) had no football team, and it was a fun way to piss off my dad, who’s a huge Mississippi State fan. Plus I really liked Bear Bryant as a kid.

I also root for the Longhorns in football only. Baseball and basketball, I stick to my alma mater.

As for Liverpool, I got into following the EPL in August 2005 at the urging of two friends from work- one’s a West Ham/PSV Eindhoven fan; the other supports AC Milan. Liverpool and Birmingham are my two favorite cities in England (mostly because I like a lot of bands from both) so I’d pretty much decided to support Liverpool or Aston Villa after reading about the histories of the two clubs. After seeing Liverpool win the Super Cup against CSKA Moscow, and learning what an insane fan base they had, I knew I’d found my club.

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know him.

How did you become an LFC fan?

That ‘07 game was the only EPL game I’ve been to. This was the Gerrard winner. We were a few rows of where he slides after the goal in that video.

The wildest reactions I’ve ever seen in American sports are from big SEC football games I’ve been to. But the reaction to that goal in our section (simply in a season opener) was 10x crazier. Just unreal.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seeing maddux

teaching hunter in the dugout is very nice to see.

Go Rangers!!! Go Sooners!!!

by mchang4 on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Connor used to play peaknuckle.

And do sudokus.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes he'd work with pitchers

He would change their mechanics in between innings

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Peaknuckle?

That’s awesome. From now on, anybody who writes “pinochle” on LSB gets knuckled

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to think I have quite a large vocabulary.

But I had no idea that’s how you actually spell that word. Thank you.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was close

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Kins

take advantage

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did someone mess with our mound

Because both pitchers have no idea where the ball is going

by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hes trying to walk ya kins.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish someone would try and walk Hank...he'd still strike out i bet

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they do all the time

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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice kinsler. was about to get mad

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kins walk!

I had the flu way before having the flu was cool

by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

does anyone else think

Andrus plays better when Borbon is hitting ahead of him/with him, in the lineup?

by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uh!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that should be a hit

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too hot to handle, woo

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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, face. Good face.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Face!

I had the flu way before having the flu was cool

by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

The Rangers are getting pretty lucky today

And I’m loving it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sweeeeeeeet

hard hit ball there

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How did Kinsler become so unhinged...

Hamilton might have had confidence issues, what happened to kinsler may-july? Was he injured before the hamstring put him on the dl?

by Rigaudeau on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aliens.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He tried hitting through a slump

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It started off as just a slump and some bad luck

The I think he started pressing and tried ending the slump in one AB.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fatigue.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

“Kinsler’s running through a stop sign”

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rippla

Cmon, middle of the lineup…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Kins almost said screw you Anderson. Kind of wish he had risked it.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Kinsler

maturing?

I had the flu way before having the flu was cool

by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

don't jinx it!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

si

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kins and hammy

are no longer liabilities!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

now if davis comes back

would be awesome to say that about all 3.

and if salty came back…

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This x 1000

I had the flu way before having the flu was cool

by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

byrd call

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For the strikeout.

Sure.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On any given pitch

I have no idea if this ump is going to call it a strike or a ball. He has the most amorphous strike zone I’ve seen all year.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whew.... I don't understand this ump's strike zone at all.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

err not a reply

but yes this ump sucks

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is gonna

be a long night w/this guys zone, cant get a feel on it

nice job byrdman

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that works

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrdman!

Word, man!

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Marlon!

great game so far by my least favorite player!

by Garcia on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand why people get so hot and bothered about byrd

he’s by no means a star, but a decent glue guy whose numbers aren’t absolutely abysmal. he shouldn’t be a cleanup hitter, but he’s been a solid 4th OF-type for the past three seasons.

by Rigaudeau on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

People get upset when bench players are forced into starting roles because of injuries

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont hate him

but this year his plate discipline has evaporated. yesterday we couldve broken the game open instead he had 2 of the worst ab’s of the year b/c he’s being over agressive

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay Byrd!

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You beautiful Fucking Byrd!!!!!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Birdman, friend

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

0.o

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-well everybody's heard.... about the Byrd!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Byrd is the Word.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had an original Atari

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a 2600

Not sure if that was the original or not.

by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitfall was greatness.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pft.

Super Pitfall was better.

by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Qbert was kind of cool. lol

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck yes it was

I don’t remember it on Atari, though. But I think they had just about every arcade game.

by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

woooo Byrdman!!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well Hunter picked a good night to not be perfect

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

amazing what happens

when you go with the pitch

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Liriano making us look potent again

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't blame murph at all for taking

but man was that right down the middle

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice hit murph

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good work today murph!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job, Murph!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Finish him!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That kid is screwed

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

attaboy Murph!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL, why not

If they’re going to give him 2B

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

here come the steals

mauer is gonna get pissed and call for a hit on one of our guys

by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good approach

By both Murphy and Hank on the sac flies

are we now getting away from the longball?

by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy poop on a stick

What is going on tonight?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE THE RANGERS!

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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lucky #7!

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome game.

Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.

by bspate on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How much longer can they leave Liriano in?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

until

he strikes out hank

TAG doesn't give a shit about you

by stammer on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hitting is contagious

and the Rangers have the Fever

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank is the cure.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Along with MOAR COWBELL!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happened to lirano

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I remember being psyched that we might get him back a few years ago.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he wouldn't stop talking!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw domestic violence today

from the car. It was taking place on the side of the freeway. Fucked up shit. Cops were in my rearview at least.

by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw a dude slug his girlfriend in the face right outside Reunion

coming out of the ’00 NHL Western Conference Finals (the 3-2 win over Colorado to go to the Stanley Cup).

He was a big dude and he bolted right after he did it (she was on the ground). That was really fonked up.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what was a person of your stature doing in the parking lot

shouldn’t you have been airlifted out by helicopter or escorted through a secret tunnel?

by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

You’re starting to sound pretty obsessed, fwiw.

But fwiw, I was on my way to the Stars Club. It happened right outside of it.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is really fucked up is...

…you just standing there doing nothing. A month ago I was behind this car on 20 and a Semi ran over this car. I pulled over and pulled this girl out of her car while on the cell calling 911.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

be careful

can get sewed for that stuff nowadays

by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Car looked like it was going to catch fire.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just saying unlike you I stepped up and did something

Of course I don’t have your social status. I’m just a common guy looking to do the right thing.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO.

Seriously, you need a cookie.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just not a dick like you that is all

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever.

Little difference in helping someone out of a car and running someone down to fight (who probably would have kicked your ass, fwiw)… um, why?

You must be 19. And really tough.

You need a cookie, hero.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope not 19

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're a dick

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you guys quit it?

I’m tired of hitting Z and it coming way the f back up here…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably not the good kind

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well then fuck him, fwiw

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He slugged her and ran off.

Nothing I nor the few others who saw it could do but help her up and find the cops (as we did).

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shakes head

I would have ran after him. fwiw

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh huh.

You’re a hero.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're a dick

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Ring of Fire

thing is probably my favorite thing Chuck does at the Ballpark. I love it.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woooo DRUW

let’s use up that bullpen tonight!!!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

blalock fail

but it’s okay because we are up 7-2

by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's only because of how great Blalock is for team chemistry

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wanna see jones steal

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just put a honey bun on 2nd base

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aint gonna happen

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Titanic suck.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the blackhole is up

inning over

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it was a pretty good inning

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should call for a piss test on Mauer

How can someone increase their slugging by 200 points in one offseason

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He was always supposed to be a good power guy

He just always disappointed in that department until this season

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard the 'Clear' really really helps, lol

I couldn’t recall if he was considered a pure power threat or not

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mauer

was ALWAYS projected to have power once his body matured.

by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he took his sweet ass time to mature

what is 26 now?!?!?!

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus

playing catcher full time in bigs for a couple of years, I could see that hindering the power some

by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if i were blalock

i would just take everything thrown

by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I'm watching a NL team

Whenever Hank’s spot in the lineup rolls around it’s like a pitcher batting.

by Basehead on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Blalock

Leading the way with his awesome chemistry!

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, Hank

When a 0/1 with a sac fly is above expectations for a 1b…

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is just laugable now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who had groundout to second base in the Hank pool?

Oh… looks like everybody did.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go get dessert

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Go Rangers!!! Go Sooners!!!

by mchang4 on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank Joe the party pooper :(

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh Lewin just said...

…that Blalock has been swinging at everything up there, “with a lot of success this season.”

Is Josh dumb, or is this just part of voicing the company line?

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Success is defined differently

if you’ve been a member of the Texas Rangers for years…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently for hitters

Josh said he’s been successful due to 23 homers. So was Chris Davis successful before we sent him down?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

option 2

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Company line.

Don’t think Josh could be that dumb.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

23 HR'S MORRIS...

HR = success.

Hank is carrying This Thing, and Josh knows about success in The Show.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like Chris Davis?

He was hitting homers…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait...

did you actually think I was serious?

by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whew

I did, but thank you for not being so. I was worried.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

by Captain Fubar on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heidi?

Well, heidi you do!

by txranfanted on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Very.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Good job, K-Rich.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy balls, Richardson's got a hottie.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I really wouldn't be surprised

That here in the next couple of days, Hank is attacked in the parking lot by a crazed LSBer wearing a Davis jersey screaming out “Free CD from OKC” or “Take a damn walk. It works for Team Chemistry…….”

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That would be the best FWST article ever.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Markakis with a solo job

5-3 for the Los Angeles Douchebags of Anaheim

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1 for the team name

La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!

by Captain Fubar on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She would do wonders for Team Chemistry

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH-HIEDI-HIEDI-HIEDI-HI-HIEDI-HIEDI-HI

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Emily Jones ain't got nothing on Heidi Richardson

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Emily Jones,

so hot want to touch they heiny, awhoooo!

by bruce182 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not surprised...

Kevin Richardson IS a Backstreet Boy.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hit chalk?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Looked like it

which to tonights umps means it’s foul

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow... got Mauer out tonight.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Twins' bullpen is gonna get plastered again today

Advantage: Rangers for 0818 and 0819

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It would be nice to knock around Herr Koeppel

to get to more of their bullpen. Can’t let him throw 4 or 5 shutout innings.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So TAG...

Mauer best hitter of all time, yes or no?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

but could have gotten some calls early on

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sort of

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ian might have been picking daisies.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i remember when people shifted for hank all the time

now they just figure its not worth the energy.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only so many people can play catcher and second base.

And that’s all you really need.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CJ's brother.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nd time you've mentioned this

you seem really proud that you know this

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a younger sister

who adored those guys. I’m pretty sure I can name them all.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they were around my time too

i could probably get the 1st names of almost all of them and nsync

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who was it that had a crush on a dude that posted the picture yesterday?

Where is he at?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said he had a crush on a girl like 5 years ago and now it's a dude...

looked kinda like a dude before though.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was a chick looking like a dude who later became a dude that looked like a chick!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was dstar

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

LMAO

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaaha

greatness

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great bounceback big game

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So who gets the innings tonight after Hunter sits?

Grilli’s not back, is he?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Still on DL

Might be back by the weekend or next week

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jennings if we are still way up

feliz if its close

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not yet

hell, even eddie might get in on the action tonight

TAG doesn't give a shit about you

by stammer on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hunter's pitch count below 60?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

57

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

much needed

stupid Fuentes and Jenks really screwed up my ERA yesterday.. need ‘Big Game’ to pull another 3 shutout innings

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 this inning?

3 in the first
4 in the second
5 in the third!

by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad they took out Liriano.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Considering you'd have 45 runs at the end of the game.

I doubt it.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woops, addition fail.

55

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

That would be more than the Rangers scored against Baltimore that one time

by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll get a double if its for Heidi

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BETTER THERE

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO!!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Richardson says eat me

Love it

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and A SHORT SHOT

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brooke Burns

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

with a hint of

Sandra Bullock

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's going to be kind of awkward if his parents are staying there

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT!

My wife just said “wow she’s hot” when they showed Heidi.

I’ll keep you guys posted on where this goes.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Had a similar experience with the ex at a bar

there was this one girl who she couldn’t keep her eyes off of. It was amazing.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha, no....not that I know of.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

Think of the possibilities

by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I am.

Worst-case scenario, I’m Ross from Friends.

Best-case, two chicks at the same time.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope you'd at least have sex

with all the random, swarming chicks before you offed yourself though.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice. Good job Kevin.

Now go home and get you a piece of that action…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm totally up for keeping Kevin up all year

If that means more shots of Heidi Richardson…..

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He must have one hell of a personality

Because he’s obviously not the most athletic guy on the team… or good looking for that matter.

by Slaw on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm currently on a flight from Dallas to NYC

I turned my computer on and realized that American Airlines now has wi-fi on their flights. I’m watching the game on mlb.tv. I think I might be at the highest elevation at which anyone has ever watched a Rangers game.

by Agreen07 on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As my former co-worker used to say

I’d stick it in her shitcutter.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Your former co-worker was quite the wordsmith.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler with a package check at first

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He does learn from Face.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so with Rolen gone and

Beltre injured, does Young when the Gold Glove at third this year

by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Longo

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly

Probably

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, just rooting for common sense

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what would you want in a gold glover?

the guy that gets to every ball and makes 3 times as many errors?

by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious how the lack of competition in the AL continues to put him in GG discussions

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the dude does his job

and doesn’t fuck stuff up

by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except he has the range of a corpse

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has the worst range of any 3B

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Statues move sometimes.

Didn’t you see that Saddam statute fall in Iraq back in 03?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone see that???????

Kinsler mouthed “fuck that Cahill bastard in the ass” on his way to first

by tyd3311 on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim Cahill?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

As a Liverpool fan, I fully support that sentiment!

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

RISP FAIL

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

toy boat

is impossible

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What is this toy boat of which you speak?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sexual innuendo

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i failed the toy boat test, damn

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's hard

But if you want to succeed, say "toy boit’ 5 times and repair your ego.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only...

…the Rangers could hit
…Mikey Baseball was clutch
…Josh Hamilton could hit a Home Run

by tyd3311 on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamster jacks one here

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No way that was a strike there.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gah. Feck.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

boo

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn Angels pulling away now

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh...

Good thing we got 7 runs early

by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cool shot

Of the team coming up to the top step in the dugout to cheer for Richardson when he got his first hit

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i really think he does

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure he does.

Hell he could post and we would never know it…what if Josh is Texas_Dawg? Dun-dun-duuuuuuunnn.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol nah

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

it goes without saying that I expect some pics of Heidi soon

by alon91 on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

word

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great minds think alike sir....well done.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here she is...Heidi Richardson

(at least what Google found, heh)

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good form.

He did not specify which Heidi.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Me neither.

He is not too good except for when he plays the Rangers

by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who will we sign to play

when he’s on the DL?

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone have the problem...

everytime a new post shows up, your screen keeps jumping up the thread?

Always happens to me.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I do.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I turn that shit off.

I just reload and press “c” to get to the new ones.

by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

finally realized what the problem was

it jumps up to the post you have highlighted, so if you are z’ing through a thread and stop midway it will go back up to the one you stopp on.

shift + a to clear all.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

smart

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe not

I thought that was it but then my thread just jumped up, damn

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok tommy

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

seven in a row for Hunter

sweetness

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dang he looked pissed

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

8 pitch inning.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hunter

Nice job settling down

by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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