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go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 17, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
trade for a catcher time.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
THIS
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
So, I can only take about 1 game from Richardson.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do we have to?
who else can catch on this team besides Tea?
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take it!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching via espn Gamecast
and I feel the exact same way. The way his strikeout was diagrammed really pissed me off.
by Kool Hand on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You all know
Hunter pitches better in the second game day thread than in the first… so he’s got that goin for him
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So.. richardson has managed to both look bad at the plate, receiving and throwing in 2 innings
hmmm.
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Disaster averted for now.
So thankful Mauer didn’t get a shot with the bases loaded. Hopefully Hunter can straighten it out a little.
by Kool Hand on Aug 17, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the throw strikes thread
In Gut we trust.
by austin p. on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds good to me
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about the call strikes strikes and balls balls thread?
The umpire has been just as bad as Hunter or Liriano
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how mike talks to them during innings.
It never seemed like mark ever did that.
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm thought he got that one better than that....
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it sounded good.
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RCCook...
Are you from Liverpool?
I still haven’t been to Anfield but am planning to go next spring. I went to the LFC/Villa EPL season opener in August ‘07 (2-1 win on Gerrard’s late winner). But that was at Villa. Awesome game though and I was in the LFC road section which was intense.
I had tickets in the owner’s box and my flight booked for the Chelsea CL semi-final game at Anfield in ’08 (the Riise own goal game) but had to cancel at the last minute due to a family emergency.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pool sucks
Go Arsenal
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
From Alabama originally, but I’ve lived in the DFW area since 1977.
I’m gonna have to get to Anfield before the new stadium opens- about half the guys in the local supporters’ group have been, and they all say it’s one of the best experiences they’ve ever had.
You don’t happen to know Dave Stearns, do you? He’s a member of our chapter, and I know he’s friends with the Hickses.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you a fan
of the crimson tide or auburn?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alabama/Liverpool
I only lived in Alabama for the first three years of my life, so I don’t have a lot of ties to the state other than being born there. I do root for the Tide, though, as my school (UTA) had no football team, and it was a fun way to piss off my dad, who’s a huge Mississippi State fan. Plus I really liked Bear Bryant as a kid.
I also root for the Longhorns in football only. Baseball and basketball, I stick to my alma mater.
As for Liverpool, I got into following the EPL in August 2005 at the urging of two friends from work- one’s a West Ham/PSV Eindhoven fan; the other supports AC Milan. Liverpool and Birmingham are my two favorite cities in England (mostly because I like a lot of bands from both) so I’d pretty much decided to support Liverpool or Aston Villa after reading about the histories of the two clubs. After seeing Liverpool win the Super Cup against CSKA Moscow, and learning what an insane fan base they had, I knew I’d found my club.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know him.
How did you become an LFC fan?
That ‘07 game was the only EPL game I’ve been to. This was the Gerrard winner. We were a few rows of where he slides after the goal in that video.
The wildest reactions I’ve ever seen in American sports are from big SEC football games I’ve been to. But the reaction to that goal in our section (simply in a season opener) was 10x crazier. Just unreal.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seeing maddux
teaching hunter in the dugout is very nice to see.
Go Rangers!!! Go Sooners!!!
by mchang4 on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark Connor used to play peaknuckle.
And do sudokus.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes he'd work with pitchers
He would change their mechanics in between innings
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peaknuckle?
That’s awesome. From now on, anybody who writes “pinochle” on LSB gets knuckled
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to think I have quite a large vocabulary.
But I had no idea that’s how you actually spell that word. Thank you.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sure that third one wasnt a strike too ump?
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was close
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he hit an old man with is glove THROW HIM OUT
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on Kins
take advantage
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, is this the same guy we knew before the DL?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully the april version
In Gut we trust.
by austin p. on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did someone mess with our mound
Because both pitchers have no idea where the ball is going
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hes trying to walk ya kins.
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish someone would try and walk Hank...he'd still strike out i bet
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they do all the time
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, unintentionally.. so i guess its not really trying
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice kinsler. was about to get mad
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kins walk!
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Twins fail!
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does anyone else think
Andrus plays better when Borbon is hitting ahead of him/with him, in the lineup?
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
From what we've seen, it would seem like there is a correlation.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 17, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that should be a hit
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too hot to handle, woo
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, face. Good face.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Face!
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers are getting pretty lucky today
And I’m loving it
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sweeeeeeeet
hard hit ball there
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what was hammy's music? sounded familar
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How did Kinsler become so unhinged...
Hamilton might have had confidence issues, what happened to kinsler may-july? Was he injured before the hamstring put him on the dl?
by Rigaudeau on Aug 17, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aliens.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He tried hitting through a slump
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think it just a slump/ bad luck?
by Rigaudeau on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It started off as just a slump and some bad luck
The I think he started pressing and tried ending the slump in one AB.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fatigue.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aliens would have been my second answer.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
“Kinsler’s running through a stop sign”
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rippla
Cmon, middle of the lineup…
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Kins almost said screw you Anderson. Kind of wish he had risked it.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Kinsler
maturing?
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
don't jinx it!
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with byrd-murph coming up they should have gone...
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
si
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kins and hammy
are no longer liabilities!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now if davis comes back
would be awesome to say that about all 3.
and if salty came back…
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This x 1000
I had the flu way before having the flu was cool
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
byrd call
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For the strikeout.
Sure.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not even close to catching up with the 90 mph heat on 1-0
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On any given pitch
I have no idea if this ump is going to call it a strike or a ball. He has the most amorphous strike zone I’ve seen all year.
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whew.... I don't understand this ump's strike zone at all.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY!
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
err not a reply
but yes this ump sucks
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is gonna
be a long night w/this guys zone, cant get a feel on it
nice job byrdman
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by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that works
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrdman!
Word, man!
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job Marlon!
great game so far by my least favorite player!
by Garcia on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand why people get so hot and bothered about byrd
he’s by no means a star, but a decent glue guy whose numbers aren’t absolutely abysmal. he shouldn’t be a cleanup hitter, but he’s been a solid 4th OF-type for the past three seasons.
by Rigaudeau on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
People get upset when bench players are forced into starting roles because of injuries
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont hate him
but this year his plate discipline has evaporated. yesterday we couldve broken the game open instead he had 2 of the worst ab’s of the year b/c he’s being over agressive
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by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Byrd!
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You beautiful Fucking Byrd!!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty good movie back in the day.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Birdman, friend

Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
0.o
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A-well everybody's heard.... about the Byrd!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Byrd is the Word.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had an original Atari
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a 2600
Not sure if that was the original or not.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitfall was greatness.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Qbert was kind of cool. lol
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck yes it was
I don’t remember it on Atari, though. But I think they had just about every arcade game.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woooo Byrdman!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Hunter picked a good night to not be perfect
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
amazing what happens
when you go with the pitch
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 17, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Liriano making us look potent again

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't blame murph at all for taking
but man was that right down the middle
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I take back everything bad I was thinking about what Byrd would do there
awesome
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice hit murph
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good work today murph!
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job, Murph!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Finish him!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That kid is screwed
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
attaboy Murph!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL, why not
If they’re going to give him 2B
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here come the steals
mauer is gonna get pissed and call for a hit on one of our guys
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good approach
By both Murphy and Hank on the sac flies
are we now getting away from the longball?
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy poop on a stick
What is going on tonight?
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE THE RANGERS!
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by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lucky #7!
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
awesome game.
Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.
by bspate on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How much longer can they leave Liriano in?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hitting is contagious
and the Rangers have the Fever
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hank is the cure.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Along with MOAR COWBELL!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to lirano
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember being psyched that we might get him back a few years ago.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too
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by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he wouldn't stop talking!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw domestic violence today
from the car. It was taking place on the side of the freeway. Fucked up shit. Cops were in my rearview at least.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw a dude slug his girlfriend in the face right outside Reunion
coming out of the ’00 NHL Western Conference Finals (the 3-2 win over Colorado to go to the Stanley Cup).
He was a big dude and he bolted right after he did it (she was on the ground). That was really fonked up.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what was a person of your stature doing in the parking lot
shouldn’t you have been airlifted out by helicopter or escorted through a secret tunnel?
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh...
You’re starting to sound pretty obsessed, fwiw.
But fwiw, I was on my way to the Stars Club. It happened right outside of it.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is really fucked up is...
…you just standing there doing nothing. A month ago I was behind this car on 20 and a Semi ran over this car. I pulled over and pulled this girl out of her car while on the cell calling 911.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
be careful
can get sewed for that stuff nowadays
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Car looked like it was going to catch fire.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saying unlike you I stepped up and did something
Of course I don’t have your social status. I’m just a common guy looking to do the right thing.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO.
Seriously, you need a cookie.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just not a dick like you that is all
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever.
Little difference in helping someone out of a car and running someone down to fight (who probably would have kicked your ass, fwiw)… um, why?
You must be 19. And really tough.
You need a cookie, hero.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope not 19
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're a dick
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you guys quit it?
I’m tired of hitting Z and it coming way the f back up here…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're offering cookies, what kind'ya got?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not the good kind
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then fuck him, fwiw
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He slugged her and ran off.
Nothing I nor the few others who saw it could do but help her up and find the cops (as we did).
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shakes head
I would have ran after him. fwiw
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a dick
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Ring of Fire
thing is probably my favorite thing Chuck does at the Ballpark. I love it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woooo DRUW
let’s use up that bullpen tonight!!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
blalock fail
but it’s okay because we are up 7-2
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's only because of how great Blalock is for team chemistry
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wanna see jones steal
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just put a honey bun on 2nd base
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aint gonna happen
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liriano tonight vs. blalock
battle of the titans.
by Rigaudeau on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Titanic suck.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the blackhole is up
inning over
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it was a pretty good inning
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should call for a piss test on Mauer
How can someone increase their slugging by 200 points in one offseason
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was always supposed to be a good power guy
He just always disappointed in that department until this season
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard the 'Clear' really really helps, lol
I couldn’t recall if he was considered a pure power threat or not
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mauer
was ALWAYS projected to have power once his body matured.
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he took his sweet ass time to mature
what is 26 now?!?!?!
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus
playing catcher full time in bigs for a couple of years, I could see that hindering the power some
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
touche sailor, touche
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if i were blalock
i would just take everything thrown
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I'm watching a NL team
Whenever Hank’s spot in the lineup rolls around it’s like a pitcher batting.
by Basehead on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They need to give Blalock an imaginery bat next at bat.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Blalock
Leading the way with his awesome chemistry!
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, Hank
When a 0/1 with a sac fly is above expectations for a 1b…
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is just laugable now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who had groundout to second base in the Hank pool?
Oh… looks like everybody did.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't know why lewin made that sound like a good thing. "he just goes up there swinging!" come on.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I go get dinner and the Rangers score 4 more
Woohoo
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Go get dessert
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hank Joe the party pooper :(
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Lewin just said...
…that Blalock has been swinging at everything up there, “with a lot of success this season.”
Is Josh dumb, or is this just part of voicing the company line?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 17, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Success is defined differently
if you’ve been a member of the Texas Rangers for years…
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
apparently for hitters
Josh said he’s been successful due to 23 homers. So was Chris Davis successful before we sent him down?
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Company line.
Don’t think Josh could be that dumb.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewin just doesn't want to piss any of the players off.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he just wants Hank to wipe his junk on his hat again
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
23 HR'S MORRIS...
HR = success.
Hank is carrying This Thing, and Josh knows about success in The Show.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Chris Davis?
He was hitting homers…
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heidi?
Well, heidi you do!
by txranfanted on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy balls, Richardson's got a hottie.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really wouldn't be surprised
That here in the next couple of days, Hank is attacked in the parking lot by a crazed LSBer wearing a Davis jersey screaming out “Free CD from OKC” or “Take a damn walk. It works for Team Chemistry…….”
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That would be the best FWST article ever.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Markakis with a solo job
5-3 for the Los Angeles Douchebags of Anaheim
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1 for the team name
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She would do wonders for Team Chemistry
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heidi probably keeps Kevin up
if you know what I mean
by 2005Longhorns on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH-HIEDI-HIEDI-HIEDI-HI-HIEDI-HIEDI-HI
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
She could be Emily Jones' doppleganger.
by TheCrow471 on Aug 17, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Emily Jones ain't got nothing on Heidi Richardson
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Emily Jones,
so hot want to touch they heiny, awhoooo!
by bruce182 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not surprised...
Kevin Richardson IS a Backstreet Boy.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hit chalk?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked like it
which to tonights umps means it’s foul
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow... got Mauer out tonight.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Twins' bullpen is gonna get plastered again today
Advantage: Rangers for 0818 and 0819
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It would be nice to knock around Herr Koeppel
to get to more of their bullpen. Can’t let him throw 4 or 5 shutout innings.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So TAG...
Mauer best hitter of all time, yes or no?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Hunter really throwing them as high as it seems on Gameday?
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sort of
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice shift. didn't know we had a shift for him
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ian might have been picking daisies.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i remember when people shifted for hank all the time
now they just figure its not worth the energy.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only so many people can play catcher and second base.
And that’s all you really need.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ's brother.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nd time you've mentioned this
you seem really proud that you know this
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a younger sister
who adored those guys. I’m pretty sure I can name them all.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they were around my time too
i could probably get the 1st names of almost all of them and nsync
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who was it that had a crush on a dude that posted the picture yesterday?
Where is he at?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said he had a crush on a girl like 5 years ago and now it's a dude...
looked kinda like a dude before though.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was a chick looking like a dude who later became a dude that looked like a chick!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was dstar
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least if we had this Kevin
the batter would be distracted and just not swing.
by bruce182 on Aug 17, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaaha
greatness
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great bounceback big game
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So who gets the innings tonight after Hunter sits?
Grilli’s not back, is he?
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Still on DL
Might be back by the weekend or next week
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jennings if we are still way up
feliz if its close
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins look like they are out of it mentally
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hunter's pitch count below 60?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
57
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job on the 123 inning by the Big Game Hunter
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 17, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
much needed
stupid Fuentes and Jenks really screwed up my ERA yesterday.. need ‘Big Game’ to pull another 3 shutout innings
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 this inning?
3 in the first
4 in the second
5 in the third!
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad they took out Liriano.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder if anybody has kept building one at a time for 9 innings
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering you'd have 45 runs at the end of the game.
I doubt it.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woops, addition fail.
55
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
That would be more than the Rangers scored against Baltimore that one time
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll get a double if its for Heidi
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really want him to get his first major league hit while hes got a chance
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great call
TAG doesn't give a shit about you
by stammer on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugly ass swing
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BETTER THERE
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO!!
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Richardson says eat me
Love it
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and A SHORT SHOT
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heidi looks like someone
I have to think of who.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brooke Burns
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with a hint of
Sandra Bullock
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay!!!!!!!!!!! lol
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
KevDawg is getting some hot and sweaty sex tonight
by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's going to be kind of awkward if his parents are staying there
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT!
My wife just said “wow she’s hot” when they showed Heidi.
I’ll keep you guys posted on where this goes.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Had a similar experience with the ex at a bar
there was this one girl who she couldn’t keep her eyes off of. It was amazing.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, no....not that I know of.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet
Think of the possibilities
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I am.
Worst-case scenario, I’m Ross from Friends.
Best-case, two chicks at the same time.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, that's a pretty bad worst case scenario.
I’d kill myself if I was David Schwimmer.
by TheCrow471 on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope you'd at least have sex
with all the random, swarming chicks before you offed yourself though.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice. Good job Kevin.
Now go home and get you a piece of that action…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm totally up for keeping Kevin up all year
If that means more shots of Heidi Richardson…..
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He must have one hell of a personality
Because he’s obviously not the most athletic guy on the team… or good looking for that matter.
by Slaw on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm currently on a flight from Dallas to NYC
I turned my computer on and realized that American Airlines now has wi-fi on their flights. I’m watching the game on mlb.tv. I think I might be at the highest elevation at which anyone has ever watched a Rangers game.
by Agreen07 on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how much are you paying for it?
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As my former co-worker used to say
I’d stick it in her shitcutter.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Your former co-worker was quite the wordsmith.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's one of my favorite pick-up lines
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
people hate kinsler
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler with a package check at first
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He does learn from Face.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so with Rolen gone and
Beltre injured, does Young when the Gold Glove at third this year
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Longo
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly
Probably
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
?WHAT? are you rooting against the Rangers sir?
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, just rooting for common sense
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
by Keynes on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so what would you want in a gold glover?
the guy that gets to every ball and makes 3 times as many errors?
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious how the lack of competition in the AL continues to put him in GG discussions
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the dude does his job
and doesn’t fuck stuff up
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except he has the range of a corpse
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has above average range
for a 3rd baseman
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has the worst range of any 3B
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
corpse might accidentally roll in the direction of the ball. go with statue.
by ElCaudernoRojo on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Statues move sometimes.
Didn’t you see that Saddam statute fall in Iraq back in 03?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone see that???????
Kinsler mouthed “fuck that Cahill bastard in the ass” on his way to first
by tyd3311 on Aug 17, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
RISP FAIL
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
toy boat
is impossible
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this toy boat of which you speak?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sexual innuendo
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i failed the toy boat test, damn
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If only...
…the Rangers could hit
…Mikey Baseball was clutch
…Josh Hamilton could hit a Home Run
by tyd3311 on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and then?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the cookie fortunes
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn near....
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eat a pear
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamster jacks one here
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 17, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No way that was a strike there.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gah. Feck.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
boo
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn Angels pulling away now
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh...
Good thing we got 7 runs early
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cool shot
Of the team coming up to the top step in the dugout to cheer for Richardson when he got his first hit
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
telecast has really zeroed in on Heidi
i support their decision
by stltxfan on Aug 17, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i really think he does
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure he does.
Hell he could post and we would never know it…what if Josh is Texas_Dawg? Dun-dun-duuuuuuunnn.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol nah
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
it goes without saying that I expect some pics of Heidi soon
by alon91 on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
word
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great minds think alike sir....well done.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here she is...Heidi Richardson

(at least what Google found, heh)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good form.
He did not specify which Heidi.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Me neither.
He is not too good except for when he plays the Rangers
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who will we sign to play
when he’s on the DL?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see them bringing in a high-dollar, high risk player like that.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone have the problem...
everytime a new post shows up, your screen keeps jumping up the thread?
Always happens to me.
by cmkelly29 on Aug 17, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I do.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I turn that shit off.
I just reload and press “c” to get to the new ones.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
finally realized what the problem was
it jumps up to the post you have highlighted, so if you are z’ing through a thread and stop midway it will go back up to the one you stopp on.
shift + a to clear all.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 17, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
smart
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok tommy
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seven in a row for Hunter
sweetness
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dang he looked pissed
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 17, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
8 pitch inning.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
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