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lucky.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
what is dinner for 2 at sonic worth?
12-15 dollar..
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 17, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
The "Wake Up the Offense" Thread.
Go.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I said
If a deal is done, which it was most likely completed today or tonight, and not earlier, it won’t get announced until close to the deadline.
Just like every top 10 pick…
which kLaw reported
it happened with some of the first round picks already…
by rangersfan32 on Aug 17, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
and Purke is not going
to be calling his friends and family until after 11:00pm CT.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
What the fuck!
WHY CAN’T WE SCORE ON THIS NAZI???
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
x
Outside of thinking everyone that hates you is just obsessed with you, you think that if Purke signed a deal that you’d be the first one to get the call.
No, just you actually.
He's like a dog with a bone man.
And he wont stop until he buries you..
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
WTF are you speaking of?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Oh, I always thought you guys were related
Dawgs and all…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
What have I assumed about you?
That you don’t get the first call from JD or Purke saying a deal was reached
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
No, you assumed I wouldn't know if he was signed.
That doesn’t have to be a first call. Nor does it have to be from JD.
You realize JD has employers tuned into the negotiations as well, right?
Is Nolan posting from the stands?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Nolan's post would have a Texas drawl
and the signature would be something about beef.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
At least you have better connections than Josey Wails
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
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FWIW
Seriously.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
iamho iamho iamho
Oh damn, I just fucked up bigtime, didn’t I?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
fwiw
you use this phrase to much, fwiw.
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by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You claimed I was obsessed with you earlier.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not obsessed with you, you dumbass
I would act the same way toward anyone who flaunted connections that are probably imaginary.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
They can be legit as hell for all I care
He’s still a dick though and my guess is that these awesome sources of his wouldn’t appreciate him leaking out news on blogs.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Who is "flaunting" anything?
I’ve simply posted what I know and how I know it. (And I haven’t claimed it’s anything special.) You are the one who freaks out about that.
And I love how you think I’ve just gone to the trouble of making up stories about being at Liverpool games, etc. (when I’m not even a big soccer fan).
Holy crap
maybe I should go back to “No GDT Tonight”.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
One person can fuck up the whole GDT
I’m looking at you Texas_Dawg
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
I know...
this is getting real annoying.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yep, tired schtick.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Reminds me of this picture....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I dont' think I've said anything about soccer games
I skip over all that shit. My eyes glaze over.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that your honest opinion?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
hi from blessyouboys.com
just wanted to let you guys know a lot of us are rooting for the Rangers. for obvious reasons we don’t want to see the red sox get the wild card.
oh and I’m a TX tiger fan, so I’m partial anyway ;) good luck!
i only accept your good luck wish because we got you the last series
it was death to all tigers fans after the first 6 games.
the preceding post was a great success.
We*
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Im currently in the 6th inning catching up on TIVO but I figured id come and give this gift to yall
Heidi Honen Richardson from facebook
Her account is private so if some of you want to try and befriend her there should be more
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 17, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
LOL, for real
Got to love Myspace, Facebook, and all that stuff. Even n00bs can stalk now.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
And heres a screengrab from another site I visit
Enjoy
And im not sorry about the size
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You shouldn't be.
Good form.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
We should change the tagline for the site
“Heidi Richardson makes us weak in the knees”
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by SCDP on Aug 17, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Absolutely
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
who would have thought a professional athlete would be dating some bangareffic chick
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Tons of Fun
Coming in from the bullpen.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Good thing the game is close now
Wash can now find a key spot to put Eddie in
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
yes
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I would have said O'Day... or Feliz...
Shit.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
well im thinkin feliz the 7th
8th will be dicey then, but hopefully we are about to score.
the preceding post was a great success.
Who goes the 8th if no Frankie?
Mathis? Jennings?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I will cut a bitch
If they put Jennings in
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Stay away from Heidi.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Jennings is great*
*As long as there is no one on base when he enters the game.
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
We have to be able to kill this soft-tossing lefty.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Where is that kid to catch foul balls?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
nice AB josh
one of his best of the year
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go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
did the angels lose?
i’m on my phone…can’t check.
well we seem to be on the
pretty much same path for the most part
until it gets to the first round of the playoffs.
They’ll figure out losing then.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
being the only team
to not win a playoff series
Hey, the Cowbahs called!
It’s 1999…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Jurrah hasn't won a play playoff game since the Rangers have.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
That is fun.
Out of the Cowboys and Rangers who was the last team to win a playoff game?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I know, how delicious!
I fucking hate that man.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
the rangers are
the only active MLB franchise to have never won a playoff series since the franchise’s inception in 1961.
what am I supposed to say about that?
Doesn’t change the fact that the Jurrahs suck and the Angels suck.
by Black Francis on Aug 17, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
i just said we shouldn't talk
and u said it “was a decade ago”…1961 is more than a decade
i just said we shouldn't talk
and u said it “was a decade ago”…1961 is more than a decade
Wow!
I can’t remember the last time Byrd took the first pitch w/ runners on base, much less the first two pitches.
Ugh.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Good slide
Probably would have been safe anyway, and since I can’t type the acronym due to the above, for what it’s worth
Your uncle molests collies.
this is an
understatement
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 17, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
matt kata would like a word
byrds is ok. in too much of a hacking mode this year though.
the preceding post was a great success.
lol que?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh, fail.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
When Matt Kata was with this team...
we all should have typed “ATAK!!!!!!!” whenever he came up to bat.
He, him and his 86mph heater...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
mauer v. feliz should be interesting
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
91?
This doesn’t look good.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Damn, I'm starting to get anxious.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
91? Ehh?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
93 right there...
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
So is Feliz's changeup.....
Faster than Eddie’s Fastball?
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Just noticed that...
change or splitter.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Kind of funny that we're seeing Feliz work in the low 90s
and the only logical explanation is that he’s tired.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Just getting here
How are we doing?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
All-out war, evidently
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Haven't scored since the 2nd.
Hunter went 3 ER over 5.2. O’Day meltdown led to Minny cutting lead to 2. Feliz can’t ratchet it up so far.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 17, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
4 ER I believe.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
O'Day couldn't get the last out in the sixth
Hunter looked decent, but not great.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
it looks like he is tossing batting practice
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 17, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
I don't have a good feeling about this.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
92?
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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I know--does he have a sore arm or something?
Do the Rangers have Mauer in the BA championship pool?
He was looking
at Kevin’s wife from the bullpen.
No one has an arm tonight.
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
He banged your Dad last night...it changed him...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You are correct, I apologize
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Mauer...
WTF, how do you get that guy out?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
You don't....the guy is a beast
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
No more Neftali until at least Thursday.
You hear me Wash? You hear me?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
95 on that one and low
What a freaking hitter that guy is.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Mauer right now is just crazy to watch
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
If he goes past this inning, I'll be shocked.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
yeah maybe for the whole twins series. have him ready fr the road.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Hopefully you won't need him again before Thursday at the earliest.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Can we stop with the potty references, Wails?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
He had an off day.
I still trust O’Day more than Fatardo though.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Neftali with his arm amputated
Is still better than Guardado.
by Conjunction on Aug 17, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
get somebody up
he looks tired
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 17, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
come on!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
They're spent from shouting down the BoSox fans for 3 days
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 17, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I kind of want to keep seeing his wife at the games.
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 17, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this Richardson reading the threads now, too?
Joining Lewin and Hunter from earlier tonight
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
If Tex weren't on the Yankees.
He wouldn’t be in the conversation. Kendry Morales has stats basically as good.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Not sure what those two things have to do with each other.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Neftali got what? Maybe 15 pitches in the pen?
He’s now warmed up.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That's what Nadel said.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Peace, love, dope!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
kinda disapointed
but that inning would have been acceptable for most pitchers i suppose.
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
doubt it.
least not the whole inning
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
He's already unavailable for the next couple days
Might as well give him another opinion, imho
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 17, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Whew.
How many pitches has he thrown? I really do think he’s just getting warmed up.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
2 innings and no k's....
I’m sad.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Oh yeah...I'm blocking O'Day out of my head tonight.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Texas_Dawg
Any new updates on Purke?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
I'm confused
Why would anyone have any updates on confidential negotiations that are ongoing as I type? That makes no sense.
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok
My sarcasm detector failed. Stupid me
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
You're obsessed
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Wow, everyone is slamming on me tonight
Too bad my comeback machine ain’t working right either
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
If they did, while they were finalizing the negotiations
AND told anyone, they would be fired on the spot
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
x
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 17, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate kittens
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
Latest from Gammons...
Gammons also says that the Giants and first rounder Zack Wheeler are close to a deal at $3.4MM, and that there are “conflicting reports” on Colorado signing Tyler Matzek and Texas signing Matt Purke, both first round picks. The Indians and Alex White are deadlocked, but the Tribe could go near $2MM.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Great minds...
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
x
ESPN.com’s Keith Law reports that the Tigers have signed second rounder Andy Oliver to $1.495MM bonus.
via mlbtr.com
the oklahoma state great
wish him well
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by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
OH SHIT.
JENNINGS IS WARMING UP.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
at least there won't be anyone on when he comes into the game
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 17, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Score some more runs
Shit… It’s Like we quit
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
Not Jennings!
At least nobody is on base
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
I can't wait until Grilli gets back. Pitching back-to-back puts the hurt on Feliz's fastball.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D
Oh he'll do it.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
carrying this thing
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by studcrackers on Aug 17, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing liriano pitched today
Or we may have been shut out
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
quick
only ranger w/o a hit OR rbi tonight?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
uhhh...uhhh...wait...wait...wait...I know this!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 17, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me guess
Is it the guy who has gone hitless in his last 15 ABs?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Hank had a sac fly no?
So Elvis.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
These have got to be the worst 6,7, and 8 hitters in baseball
The FW Cats could do better than this
That's why they call them business sox
Cats...payoff bound
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 17, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
It's getting to where it's irresponsible
to keep him. It’s like they’re throwing games just out of principle.
by Brett Perryman on Aug 17, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
And everyone on this board.
And Heidi Richardson.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
GAWD
I wasn’t going to jump on, but who the hell do you think you are, even if you were Tom Hicks Jr. you wouldn’t be that powerful
by blueballlefty on Aug 17, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely in a nasty slump right now.
But as anyone who watched the first half of the Rangers season knows… it can get a lot worse unfortunately.
I know you really want that to not be the reality of 2009, but unfortuantely it is.
Sucks, I know. I wish our other 1B hadn’t flat out sucked at baseball in a historically awful way, but it happened.
It doesn't get worse than a .218 OBP over the course of a month now...
And no signs whatsoever of coming out of it…
He sucked for 3 months before July, and he’s sucked since the two solid week in July…
Blalock is just fucking lost.
He’s absolutely done as an every day player. The Hack Blowcock War of August 2009 is officially over.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Blalock
I know I’m not the only one who notices this, but it’s not just that there are zero results. It’s that he looks so fucking horrible doing it. That swing of his is ugly as hell.
They really need to do something. Chemistry is bullshit.
Oh for 18 now right?
Damn I’m glad he is carrying this thing.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
0 for 18 with 0 walks heh. Usually you at least mix a walk in
obviously hank hasn’t with that whole 0 walks in 5 weeks or whatever. thats is unbelievable.
the preceding post was a great success.
Blalock
What team is going to give him a major league deal after this season?
I bet he ends up in K.C.
They love Ranger spares.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Hey look! The Human Sperm Bank and the Home Hepatitis Test Kit have a reality show:
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The one on the left looks like a cat.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
ugh...human petrie dishes
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 17, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I was doing the voice over promo.
ONE OF THEM HOT… ONE OF THEM IS A FARM ANIMAL…
WATCH THEM TAKE MIAMI
NOTE TO SELF:
Never take financial advice from egriffey.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aqua on Aug 17, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
The one on the right ain’t bad, at all, until you factor in the fact that she has been stuck more times than a pin cushion…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
More rides than a carousel
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The village bicycle.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Really though if you're going to tell me that the one on the right isn't hot
You crazy man you crazy.
THANK YOU RICHARDSON!!!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Awesome. Hello Heidi what have you been doing the last few innings?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 17, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
Good question.
BTW, slowest player I’ve seen since one of the Molina brothers.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Score
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 17, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
more Heidi!
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 17, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL YEAH!
Way to go Elvis!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Richardson would only beat Young in a race from second to home by four steps.
by Brett Perryman on Aug 17, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
What?
He wouldn’t beat Young to home from second if he got to start at third.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
ELLLLLVVVVIIIISSSSSS!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 17, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
Did they make a rule
that you have to be a rookie to contribute?
That's why they call them business sox
Gimme an S! Gimme an E! Gimme an X!!!!
What does that spell????
SCORE SCORE SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Josh.."Richardson lumbering around 3rd"
boy…was he ever…
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 17, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Elvis
Fuck he has wheels..
Amazes me every time I get to see him flying around the bases
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I was almost worried he was going to trip over Richardson on his way to third for a minute...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
It's awesome...
And crazy that Borbon might actually be faster…
Those two are gonna be fun as hell to watch in the coming seasons…
Andrus!!!!!
Just showed Blalock how to preform in the Show
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
preform?
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Can he be worse than Blalock lately?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Is this a real question?
Cause not no one would disagree with that answer. Well, no one smart
by Mark from OC on Aug 17, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
damn that was a solid line drive
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Fucking Delmon YOung
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Damn you Young...
thought that was going to get down
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Ugh....
That catch better not come back to hurt us
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Thunderthighs at least doesn't have anyone on base
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Well, until now.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Well as least Jennings isn't coming into the game with runners on base
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Kinesiology, bitches.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
every school has a major like that
at UT is was kenesiology
by Sherman McCoy on Aug 17, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Poultry science at A&M.
Or animal husbandry, but that’s more of an extracurricular.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Poli Sci...why try!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 17, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
So when Hicks bought the
Mesquite rodeo do you think there was something in the contract about giving Jennings a contract every year, if he didn’t get one from someone else
If jennings blows this
I will find him
by death of the cool on Aug 17, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
This Turner deal could be bad news
Major league deal and up to seven mil
by Brett Perryman on Aug 17, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
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