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After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
www.fmylife.com
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Jennings is a piece of shit...
Between him and Guardado, there’s too much suck to go around…
3 wasted roster spots is hard to overcome.
Blalock, Guardado and Jenning. $ if you want to count Jones, but at least he gets on base occasionally.
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
Should have said "4 if you want to count Jones..."
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
he has 2 fucking pitches
in the dirt or down the middle of the plate. how the fuck do you throw that god damn pitch to delmon
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Or Mauer, for that matter...
He left a shitty pitch out over the plate to him, too…
Just fucking stupid.
not me
I hate Corby! And I hate Rhyner!
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
Why?
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 18, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
The porn name thing
Might have been an earlier segment.
by John Fountain on Aug 18, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
This is always awesome.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude it's Crain.
We’re fucked.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Who was Knox talking to?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
this is the correct answer
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I kind of do
thus I asked the question
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
TAG doesn't
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 18, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Sheepfuckers Golf Coach
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking Twins
They rolled over for the Angels but not us,
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
So true
They played bitch ball with them
by death of the cool on Aug 18, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
The is the
I hope Jennings pulls his suck so that he is out for the year thread
by death of the cool on Aug 18, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
im ok with him
put him in the pen
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
over smoltz?
uhh no
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
look his stats up his stats in the 1st and 2nd inning he pitched this year
they are redic
bring him back as a 2 inning guy, basically in the feliz-type mold
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
And he's been VERY good against righties...
Just getting mashed by LHH
so why not bring him in
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he's absolutely worth it...
Jennings sucks… Smoltz can’t be any worse…
+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It'd be worth it...
At least with Smoltz, there’s hope he’ll be worth while…
Ok what's with the fucking pitching all of the sudden?
Starting to feel like 2008
"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard
It's Jason fucking Jennings.
Everyone here knew what would happen.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
the starting pitching has been
just ok since the hunter gem
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by studcrackers on Aug 18, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
wait, add 6/2 to that. not that it changes it.
yeah they’ve looked a little shaky but come on 08 was HORRIBLE.
the preceding post was a great success.
agreed
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by studcrackers on Aug 18, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
you're right
bit of an over reaction…but damn…I guess I just got so used to the pitching being so damn good this season that the last two games are hard to swallow.
"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 18, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
yes but
it seems like it’s been more fortunate than anything, getting outs at the right moments but sorta struggling to throw strikes
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by studcrackers on Aug 18, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Blowcock on deck...
Does not make me feel any better about the situation.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Blalock's on deck....
like watching the grim reaper stalk out to kill our chances.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
awesome
Hank will get a chance with a guy on base.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Can't believe I'm saying this
but Blalock is going deep this at bat
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 18, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
No chance.
See below.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
If he does
I don’t know if I’d cheer or be perplexed. I’d probably start giggling uncontrollably.
by Conjunction on Aug 18, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Or not
at least he took the first pitch…baby steps, baby steps
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 18, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Cmon Texas.
Win one from the twinkies. Please?
Yeah...
The wind wasn’t why that was a weak popup, TAG.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That shit.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
watched Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel.
The Nick Schyler story was featured.
It’ll break your heart,they a great job with the interview.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 18, 2009 10:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Obviously not you,you virgin pussy.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 18, 2009 10:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Go fuck yourself.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
This game is over.
Our offense shits the bed against a bullpen yet again.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Should win with 6 runs.
pitching shit itself tonight.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
well, in our defense
the Twins don’t have a Jennings equivalent (shitty pitcher with a fat ass)
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
We've got two.
Maybe that’s the difference between the two teams.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
it's been the difference in about 5 wins
from my memory
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
I put in the call for TT.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
murphy is a goofy looking fucker
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
heh
he looks worse running than granderson somehow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I support this comparison
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 18, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You know
Jennings hasn’t been terrible this year.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
i fucking knew it
you come in and defend another shitty performance by another shitty pitcher
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Are you looking at his ERA?
Cause if so of course not.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
(cue the stone throwing at Adam)
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus you couldn't resist.
Have you watched his last dozen or so outings? He has looked terrible.
Hell, regardless of if he pitched well early in the season we are in a playoff race- you tell me, do YOU feel comfortable when he pitches? You enjoy those 88 mph belt high pitches?
the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Aug 18, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I adopt these statements in full.
wrecked.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
and i know with the condition of the pen tonight he had to pitch tonight
the preceding post was a great success.
Moscoso says "Buenos Noches"
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 18, 2009 10:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's terrible coming in during innings...
And he’s not very good any other time…
just the last month
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
he should only pitch when we are behind by 4 or more or ahead by 6 or more
and that’s it
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
see rupe, josh
circa last year
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
JJ is worse than Rupe was last year
At least from a IS perspective,
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
meant more in the pitches when its not close department
look @ his splits
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Jennings is the new Jamey Wright.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
In his last 50 batters he has faced he has retired 28
That my friend is fucking ridiculous
by diamond_dave on Aug 18, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
jennings and guardado
about as worthless as ?
trying to convince this message board
“that Jennings hasn’t been terrible this year”
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 18, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Pitching tonight...
and Jennings’ shitty defense on the nubber that could’ve prevented them eventually taking the lead.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Gues TAG and Josh are P1's
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
C'mon Tea.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Josh Lewin in spandex pants
No.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
You had a chance to get out.
Now you’re one of us.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Good Eye!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
Teagarden
You pussy fuck. If you knew it would be a strike, why didn’t you swing?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
sigh
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 18, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
Wash
Should have pulled feldman quicker and used mathis instead of Jennings
we would probably still be winning
by death of the cool on Aug 18, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
Blalock against Jennings.
I think my head just exploded.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a feeling this is going to become the new annoying meme for the final few weeks
Pudge sucks too.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
that might just be a slight overreaction
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 18, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
No he's not
.251/.280/.382 this year. He’s Hank Blalock without any power.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Teagarden this year
.198/.264/.373
They’ve basically been the same hitter.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
They both suck offensively.
They’re both supposedly good defenders and good gamecallers.
The only difference is Teagarden actually has a future with this team. That’s why he should play, since Pudge is not really an actual improvement.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Aquaman56
Shit.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck pudge
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 18, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Winner
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Well, probably me then.
I’ll cuss at anyone.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
5-0 lead.... disgusting.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
I hope daniels can trade for a power reliever real soon
guardado and jennings proven cant be trusted; nice guys but seriously they should not be in majors!!!
They really do have to go
because Ron continues to stupidly put them in situations they have no business being in.
Why not put Mathis out there for the 7th, especially since he would have been the one to go in had Jennings fuck up like he did?
by behindthebag on Aug 18, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
All those feel good feelings from the Pudge trade....
gone. Long gone.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Mathis even counting the 3 straight here
Has allowed base runners in last 50 faced
by diamond_dave on Aug 18, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
According to Stuart Scott
Jason Bay “crunked” a home run this evening.
This is why you never should watch ESPN
among thousands of other reasons
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 18, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Did his eye fall out when he said crunked?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
DFA JJ and Eddie.
Activate Grilli and McCarthy?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Both will stay.
Nothing will change.
Blowcock will still man first base and suck.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm officially aboard the "DFA Jennings" bandwagon
I hope there’s still room…
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Aug 18, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
He is worn out
but won’t admit it. He is pitching for a contract next year.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
thats enough
she is a good sweet ranger fan
by blueballlefty on Aug 18, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
what makes me mad is that once we get the lead in the division or wild card. we never can keep it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
We kept it for 50 something days....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
i wonder what the odds are we get smoltz?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
if i was gm i would trade jennings, guardado, blaylock and seriously consider throwing in
martin perez to anyone that would take them asap if i dont have to ever see jennings, guardado, blaylock again!!!
I was offered a hitman once
when I delivered pizzas back in the day. I’ll bet the offer still stands.
A legit one too. Not just a phony offer.
I'm glad you're not the GM then
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 18, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
And I'm glad you don't decide who gets to be GM then
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Aug 18, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad too
I don’t know enough about the show
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 18, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Question is...
could you carry This Thing?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Aug 18, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Tag must have something against Columbia?
Drug war?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 18, 2009 10:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Fuck it, we're done.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
z
“what has gotten into the minny twins the last few innings”
jennings and mathis, josh…jennings and mathis
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
Mathis against Mauer with two men on and no outs.
This’ll be fucking grand
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
After another RBI.
You think we’ll score four off their bullpen in two innings to win this thing?
Yeah me neither.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck ever. this game is full of bullshit.
Can’t expect to make the playoffs if you play like this.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
One game to go 5.5 back in the division
Even in the WC.
A game we should have won going away, but because our pitching melted down, we’re going to lose.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, this is another in a long line of "one games" this year.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
it's getting into late august.
All the other teams won. You just got a wild card lead..now it’s gone and you go back to 5.5 games out in the west. Not to mention you blow a 5-0 lead.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
i agree to the fact that it was hard to blow the game
would have been better if we were losing all game.
Stick a fork in this one.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
Sigh
This game is hopeless.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
haha, we just wanted to give him a taste of what we used to be, that's all
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Aug 18, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
When is the last time we gave up 10 runs?
The 13-5 loss to somebody….can’t remember what team?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
You know who wouldve got that?
The 6’4 Chris Davis.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 18, 2009 10:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i'm not as pissed off about this game as i should be
part of me wants to believe that JD will call Wash into his office in the morning and chew his ass out.
It probably won’t happen, but I’m picturing it happen and it makes me smile.
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I don't know why he didn't go to O'Day in 6th
when Jennings clearly didn’t have it.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, thank you.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Bring in Eddie.
Fuck it. Waste all these shitty pitchers tonight so Wash can’t use them.
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
by TXHC on Aug 18, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I approve of this idea.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
this is only game two
and there have been a lot of inside and high inside heat and a couple of guys hit, this could get nasty. I love playoff races
Won't be much of a race
Playing like this.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
just a wasted game.
you knew it would hurt to have none of the good relievers available. sigh.
the preceding post was a great success.
One of these days, I'm going to use my awesome DP Dino .gif.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
how about now?
just to share
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
eh, why not.
Ah Hail the DP Dino!!!
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/f/5/2f588e3a97b4fb65f691db12d0e915ae.gif
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
shit...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Aug 18, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i really
fucking like this for some reason.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
RAPTOR JESUS!
"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 18, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Would have been better in a bigger moment...
but it’s still funny I think.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Plenty of time for that still.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
nice writing weeds
“you cook like a motherfucker”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
she is pretty hot..........
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
screw this game
goin home
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Yay
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I actually had an 11 run inning on The Show today.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I think our fairytale pitching has come to an end
Looks like Jenning, Guardado, and Mathis have come back to earth and we will see mediocre pitching from them for the rest of the season.
Mediocre would be an upgrade
From JJ and YE.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
well if sucky pitchers are going to start being bad.
Hall of Famers are going to start being good back end relievers.
the preceding post was a great success.
Feil.
I’m going to go eat some fatting junk and hit the rack.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
wow
Didn’t think Omar had the arm for that DP
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Don't forget the team is built for fun, too
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm still trying to figure out if AJM was being sarcastic when he rushed
to Jennings’ defense. It was a pretty half-hearted effort if he was being sincere.
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I think it was sincere.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Jennings hasn't pitched badly all year, it's true.
But lately he’s pitched like shit, to the point of where it’s clear he’s lost his effectiveness and needs to go.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Coming into today...
Jason Jennings: 3.59 ERA, 4.29 FIP
Scott Feldman: 3.90 ERA, 4.49 FIP
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
How many of jennings last 15 appearences would you say you've watched AJM?
the preceding post was a great success.
I dunno
He’s struggled the last month. He’s had an ERA of around 5.00, probably a FIP of around the same.
I don’t know that that means he’s so awful you have to release him, though.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
When do you use someone who can't not allow runners to score?
When do you feel comfortable using him?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he's fine...
…as a guy you go to in the 5th or 6th when you need a couple of innings.
If the worst pitcher in your bullpen is Jason Jennings, you’ve got a pretty good bullpen.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He's struggled the last month
He was really, really good before that.
I have a hard time saying that you just flat release a guy who has performed well overall and who was really, really good early in the season because of a bad month.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
But
He’s just been killing us lately. How much more of that can we take right now?
by brettgardner on Aug 18, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He has an ERA of around 5 in the last month
Prior to that, he’d been great.
It comes down to if you think he can pitch well again, or if he just inherently sucks.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't inherently suck
But these games are getting more and more important, and his sucking has been directly proportional to the importance of the situation, it seems.
by brettgardner on Aug 18, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
There's about 6 weeks left in the season
Considering how terrible he is right now, I think the question is are you willing to gamble that he will start pitching wll again inside 6 weeks. I personally don’t think he will, since his stuff wasn’t that great earlier in the year when he was effective.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
put him on the DL
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
He has looked absolutely awful. Worse than his numbers.
It is august 18th in a playoff run, and Jennings career numbers don’t suggest his ok FIP for the first 3 months is repeatable.
If there is a better option out there you cut him, he is not a future asset to this team.
And something tells me his numbers will work less after they are updated for toda.
the preceding post was a great success.
Jennings
His career FIP is 4.73, and most of his career has been spent in Coors Field.
He doesn’t suck.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
So if you had to make a bet on jennings FIP from today on, in the midst of looking awful with a history of arm injuries
Where are you putting it at?
the preceding post was a great success.
For the rest of the season?
About 4.50.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
We shall see.
I think if you went back and closely watched his recent outings you’d change your mind.
the preceding post was a great success.
It may be that...
…his last few outings are unduly coloring your outlook.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
This isn't some young prospect we have 6 years of control over
Its jason jennings. the next 6 weeks are all that matter.
if i say his season as a whole has been absolutely terrible THEN im letting it influence me to much. to recognize what hes done recently and want him off the team for a stretch run, I disagree.
the preceding post was a great success.
well i wanted to upgrade him at the trade deadline
and i have no way of knowing what relievers have cleared waivers that we could still target.
in house our options are indeed limited, but even if we don’t have a great option to replace him that doen’t effect his outlook for the rest of the season.
and i keep mentioning smoltz, i’d still take him over jennings but obviously thats a whole other story with lots of argument to be had.
the preceding post was a great success.
He is a low leverage reliever
who has looked bad in some high leverage situations.
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
just shows not all stats are perfect :)
i keed i keed
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
As I acknowledged a few days ago...
…I’m ready to see Guardado put out to pasture.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you really think
era and FIP are good ways to judge RPs? Adam, you are smarter than that.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
What do you think is a good way to judge a reliever?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
15/27 including today
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
I looked at IS for relievers a little bit last year
50% is terrible, in the 30s for middle relievers is good. Closers are down under 25%.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
well he was at 60% coming into today
the real issue is that Jennings, and moreso Eddie, build their numbers on low leverage situations. Eddie has been an incredibly low leverage pitcher all year. Jennings has pitched the majority of his innings in low leverage situations. The reason he has incurred the ire of folks is that he is God awful in high leverage situations. That can be seen in how awful he is at stranding runners. His numbers are propped up on pitching when the game isn’t on the line….and his reputation is coming from what he does when the game is on the line.
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
Coming into today...
…he had a positive WPA, which suggests that that isn’t the case.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Jennings' aLI is 0.941, or slightly below average pressure
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
you also need to consider thier role
For Jennings you need to consider IS.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Why can't you judge relief pitchers by FIP?
The only problem I see here is that Jennings overall #‘s aren’t really the point right now.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
ERA nor FIP
shows inherited runners scored. Meaningless stat in this situation, right?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Fuckity fuck
"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard
Another nice start for Thompson
That’s 3 in a row – maybe next year he’ll blow up like Holland
Hey, Matt Purke, sis boom bah
The mantle of fail.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Fail.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
is it possible daniels can trade for someone to take over for guardado and jennings
or am i dreaming??a situational lefty and power righty?
Not a good time to get out, Borbon.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Hittable fastball... very hittable.
Bleck.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
That would have gotten me excited again.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh... not our night.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Sigh.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
There was a point where we wouldn't see
3 singles in 9 innings
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Pitching let us down tonight not the hitting.
One of the few times this year.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
take it a step farther - if Scooter doesn't suck tonite, we are at least 5 runs up
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
pounded the SPs
sucked vs the bullpen
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
f this game
i really hope we dont hear something about Feldman going on the DL tomorrow.
as long as it's not anything that starts with Thoracic, I can live with it
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Our only hope...
Other than Obi Wan Kenobi, is that Nathan is rusty.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I want to anti-rec
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
very poor decision eclou
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 18, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that kid's Dad Eric Gagne?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That's the old Marlon Byrd we all knew and despised.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Nice job opening the bottom of the 9th Byrd
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
let pudge PH
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
why not?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
So he can make the last out?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
that'd be stupid.
Hey pudge have your first at-bat as ranger again in front of 15,000 pissed off fans.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
clearly its stupid
i mean, he has a hell of a lot bettter chance of extending the game another batter than hank
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It's been over.
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
Yep.
Since Byrd shit himself with the bases loaded. Again.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 18, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
been a great pickup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Nadel just said...
Kinsler is the only Ranger on pace to knock in 90 runs, and no one is on pace to drive in 100. Wow.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
i really dont want hank to come up next.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
He wont
Kins will be out
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 18, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Happily
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 18, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome back home Pudge. As you can see, not much has changed.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Aug 18, 2009 10:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
HIT ANDRUW INSTEAD OF HANK
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
not to worry, hank will probably have a 3 pitch K
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
oops 2 pitch 4-3
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank says...
Why go 3 pitches deep when you can go 2?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
ONCE AGAIN, HANK.
You are fucking terrible.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Distgusting.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
hank ends the game
im shocked
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
i think i hated tonight
more than last Friday night.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
There's the answer, Hank...
Try to pull that pitch…
id rather see Andruw at 1b than hank right now.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
No you wouldn't.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
time and place
for what? the groundout to 2b trying to pull a pitch?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
-
"Taking steroids is only gonna make him whiff on those sliders in the dirt with more fury." -thedirkatron
by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
need to put Jennings, Guardado, and Blalock
into some sort of vessel traveling at a high velocity away from Arlington
wow
I leave with the Rangers up 5-1 and come back to see Hack at the last at bat with the good guys down 9-6 WTF HAPPENED
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
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