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Feliz with the backpack

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"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 3, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

¡Lo logramos!

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Aug 3, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

¡Vámonos!

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Burritos!

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 3, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is fantastic

Is he going to get a nickname?

by BuckyB on Aug 2, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Happy

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 2, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's it already?

LSB nickname or clubhouse one?

by BuckyB on Aug 2, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spanish one

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like "Black Mamba"

Or the “Azua Executioner”

Or “The Executioner”

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 2, 2009 11:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I know that, jesus

but if there is a mexicutioner, then you cannot give him the nickname “mexicutioner” can you?

by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

typo "executioner"

“The Executioner” is a terrible lame nickname because “The Mexecutioner” is being used by Soria. I thought that would be common sense.

That would be like deciding to name Nelson Cruz, “Large Papi”

by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh please. Soria plays for the Royals. Not the Rangers.

Than think of something better instead of bitching about somebody else’s nickname.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 3, 2009 11:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You can't copy a nickname from another player, regardless of what team he plays for

The same reason Zach Duke can’t go by “El Duque” and Gerald Laird can’t go by “Pudge.”

I don’t have to provide a better nickname to point out what a poser Neftali would be to go by “The Executioner” or any version of it… no offense, just sayin

by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Pudge shouldn’t be allowed to have that nickname then.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

different era exception?

I think there might be one of those :)

by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

they overlapped

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Passing the torch exception

Pudge was the next Carlton Fisk
And why Jen Engel is known as the little ball of hate, instead of the little ball of bitch

" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.

by red3biggs on Aug 3, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Than why does Carlos Lee go by "El Caballo"?

it’s not being a poser,because 1. I doubt many people could care less if he went by the executioner 2. He’s not Mexican. So Soria is out of the picture.

by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 3, 2009 12:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

mexicutioner...

i dare anyone to find a better nickname

by dustinvandeman on Aug 3, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes......

Soria is “Mexicutioner”, I believe. Kobe Bryant is the “Mamba”.

by Hard8 on Aug 3, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

how is my boner supposed to last another 24 hours?

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 2, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

yup

that’ll def get the job done

by dustinvandeman on Aug 3, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

So easy, even a caveman could do it.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

by thedirkatron on Aug 3, 2009 7:37 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yo BZA!

Get your pic uploaded, stat.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 3, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

FELIZ!FELIZ!FELIZ!

I wonder how much it would cost to get Feliz to pitch when I come back to see the Rangers play the Red Sox. Since I’m headed to Iraq, can I put in some kind of “Pity the Soldier” request? Jon Daniels, are you reading this?

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Aug 3, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

God speed

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

dude ur like the only real man here besides me

we’re a dying breed.

fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds

by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

that made me laugh

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 3, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're a dirty looking jizzrag.

Nice shit-stache, which unlucky member of the Jonas Brothers gave you the Dirty Sanchez?

BTW, the wife beater is a classy look. Go fuck yourself. Thanks.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 3, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Please don't ever change.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

by thedirkatron on Aug 3, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Happy Explorer

Alma para conquistarte, corazón para quererte, y vida para vivirla junto a ti.

by chrisR on Aug 3, 2009 12:23 AM CDT reply actions  

yo whats up with the backback???

fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds

by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 12:30 AM CDT reply actions  

WTF are you, anyway?

It’s a rookie hazing thing…the newest pitcher called up has to wear the backpack. It contains Red Bull, seeds, gum, and whatnot.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 3, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Check out his profile/comment history/favorite teams

He’s either a fairly amusing bit or an idiot. Either way, I got a chuckle out of it.

by LiamP on Aug 3, 2009 12:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think the choice of usernames pretty much speaks for itself.

I should probably pre-add him to my troll script, in fact.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

I was watching Dateline’s To Catch a Predator the other day. I’m 83 percent sure he was on one of those episodes.

by behindthebag on Aug 3, 2009 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

*Shiver *

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

how can a 17 year old be on to catch a predator

plus:

you guys look like fags. i jusr ask a question and everybody gets jealous n starts hatin

fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds

by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 5:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

That bottom pic looks like my best friend, only if he were a gay guy.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Aug 3, 2009 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

relax man...that's a halloween costume

in the name of my screen name on here. I’ve got no attacking your way. No need to show my pretty face all blown up

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

id beat the fuck ouuta ur scrawny ass

fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds

by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can we introduce

this guy to that dstar kid? I picture them together in a wacky, odd-couple, buddy comedy starring Amy Smart as the common love interest.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 3, 2009 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see a documentary on Large Richard William.

What makes him tick?

How does he cultivate such a wonderfully perfect puberty-’stache?

How did he smuggle a camera into Juvi to take that epic self-pic?

These things need be answered in a film, hopefully by Wanrer Herzog.

The thing would gross like 475million.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

by thedirkatron on Aug 3, 2009 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

bah, ~Warner~, obviously.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

by thedirkatron on Aug 3, 2009 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Werner, actually

but I got it.
 
The Enigma of Bigdickwillie (Jeder fur dick und Gott gegen mein schnurrbart)

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 3, 2009 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 3, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Please

Can we get Miles and this kid on some sort of give and take?

by CS3 on Aug 3, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

This guy is the new hilariousness.

He’s like if AJ Soprano got douchier in awesome way.

That photo breaks the fuck out of the unitentional comedy scale.

I almost can’t compute it…

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

by thedirkatron on Aug 3, 2009 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

HurlerHurley's long lost illegitimate son?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Aug 3, 2009 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine there's anyway that's a real dude. Gotte be a bit.

But I’m gonna pretend it’s not cause it’s just freaking awesome.

Everything about it is perfect.

That profile pic is so unbelievably epic.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

by thedirkatron on Aug 3, 2009 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's kind of what I was thinking.

The username, the profile pic, the random comments he’s made accross SBN… it’s like somebody turned a cliche from encyclopedia dramatica into an SBN UID.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

what're the odds?

Willie is named after the male genitalia AND he has a big dick… that’s nuts!

by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

why you talkin about my dick

fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds

by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why are you talking at all

when you have nothing to say?

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 3, 2009 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

i just asked why one of ur players had a pink backpack (cuz hes a fag)

n everyone started hatin on me

fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds

by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've gained a little respect for the guys over at LL

for banning this guy.

I’m sure they waited a day or two to get a good laugh first. You can’t buy entertainment like this.

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

they banned me bcuz i said washburn is better this year than felix, which he is if u look at his ERA

theyre a bunch of fags

fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds

by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just so we're clear....

You throw around the word ‘fag’ a lot, yet you “advertise” your junk on male-dominated forums.

Huh….

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Aug 3, 2009 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not quite chief

Washburn’s WAR is 2.7
Hernandez’s is 4.3

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol, that is genius

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 3, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

not really at all

it was marginally funny until he said that. now its just weird – why would a guy play a character at 10 in the morning on a random SBN fan site.

not funny, just pathetic.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

why do u guys keep sayin shit like this?

u guys are acting like im not a real person, how else would i be postin stuff?

fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds

by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not bad

You actually had me until the “war in Iraq” comment….well played, sir.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 3, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

and there it is

schtick.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Era?

which era? the dead ball era? the steroid era? Which era is Washburn better in?

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Aug 3, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

im not a real person???

yeah ok im a fucking robot u dipshit

fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds

by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Saw them open up for RHCP once in Phoenix

That was a trippy show. The guitarist played the entire set while sitting in a bed they had on the stage.

Then during the last 2 songs about 100 people in furry animal costumes came out on stage and danced around until they fell off the front.

It was fun though.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 3, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi Robot

First law of Robotics is to do no harm to humans. Robot Fail! Turn yourself off.

Your 2009 Snow Monkey Ambassador

by Parman on Aug 3, 2009 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is like Christmas

in August.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 3, 2009 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

great call on AJ Soprano

that’s just awesome.

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's the hardest part about going back and rewatching that show

his douchiness REALLY stands out now. You can’t just write it off as a short plot twist when something happens, because you KNOW he’s just gonna stay that way. At least with Meadow, she had some variety to her turmoil. Plus it’s fun to watch her and think of the “jizz” video.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Aug 3, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

true

even though Meadow dated that pu$$y. I hated that guy. She’s so hot. It’s so weird to see her dating Turtle on Entourage.

AJ is one of the reasons Deadwood was my favorite show between that and the Sopranos. Deadwood was also just an amazing show in so many ways…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

i believe

they’re also dating in real life

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 3, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Hello Win Column

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 1:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Happy Feliz Day!

that’s not redundant, is it?

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 2:21 AM CDT reply actions  

lol

very nice

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 3, 2009 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bunch of Newberg Report Night people in my section (38)

And after the game ended, none of us moved an inch – we all were waiting on Feliz. When he walked by, bunch of people were yelling at him and he eventually smiled and waved at us; it was awesome.

Also one thing Newberg Report Night people did not do: the wave. Which started one section over from me. I hate the Effing wave.

by FuturePants on Aug 3, 2009 9:34 AM CDT reply actions  

ugh

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

To the tune of Feliz Navidad

Feliz Neftali
Feliz Neftali
Feliz Neftali
I want to wish you a Merry Career
I want to wish you a Merry Career
From the bottom of my heart

by rangerjake on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 AM CDT via mobile reply actions   2 recs

I'm totally annoyed by ESPN

not showing Omar’s move to catch Ichiro, but they show the Lewin “Wilson vs. Wilson” split screen.

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 AM CDT reply actions  

"I'm totally annoyed by ESPN"

You could’ve just stopped there.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 3, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I stepped out during that half-inning, but heard it was cool

What exactly happened??

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Aug 3, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ichiro's on first. Lopez pops up to shallow right field.

Omar settles under it and looks as if he’s got it under control. Then he lets it land softly in the grass in front of him. He then picks it up and throws out Ichiro easily for the force out at second. Gives us Lopez on first instead of Ichiro. Much easier since Ichiro is probably going to steal second now with two outs and a base hit might score him.

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know

before he came to the Rangers i was on the fence in regards to him being a HOFer. I am definitely rethinking that now. He is a marvel in the field.

You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…

I think you should seek counselling.

(AJM to Josey Donuts)

by Michael Cave on Aug 3, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

these are the things that no fielders do

because managers drill it into fielders heads to always do X because they don’t trust a fielder thinking about the play.

not all baseball players are idiots and these are grown men. I think once they get to the majors, you can try teaching them some of these things.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was greatness though

Everyone was like WTF, aww hell…then, BAM! Oh snap, how’d he get away with that!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 3, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

So the ump didn't call the infeild fly rule there?

Why not?

I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.

by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

~infield fly rule

I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.

by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

outfield grass

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

it just needs to be an easily caught ball with ordinary effort

and of course runners on 1/2 or bases loaded and less than 2 outs

by Horns130 on Aug 3, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah

yeah that makes sense.

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize that rule didn't apply with just one on.

You are of course correct.

For example, with just a runner on first, an alert infielder might intentionally allow a popup drop to the ground and get the force at second, if it happens that the runner on first is faster afoot than the batter-runner is, or if the batter is loafing on his way to first base.

I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.

by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

it was crazy when it happened

some maniac a row back and 5 seats from me was going insane even though they got the out, he was just pissed he didnt catch it.

i didnt get to see him let it drop though b/c people were moving through the row infront of me and got in my way.

i was thinking in my head if he’d let it drop as the ball was popped up. not sure if id trust a rookie to do that but a guy like omar i’ll give a pass. it certainly was interesting

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by studcrackers on Aug 3, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was incredible.

I’m thinking, “Omar, NO why?!” and then I realized why. Poor Ichiro looked so defeated…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

i felt like i was just watching a movie and one of the characters does something you think is evil but turns out to be so

brilliant that no one saw it coming… When Omahh did that last night, I was upset, but then when i realized what he had done, a pure moment of awesome clarity came upon me and i was just laughing my head off at how awesome he is.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 3, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

This thread is becoming extremely entertaining.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:23 AM CDT reply actions  

bigdickwillie

is almost like a little LSB chewtoy. So cute to watch the pit bulls fight over it.

"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers

by DJCahill on Aug 3, 2009 10:25 AM CDT reply actions  

nice

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I bet Holland sure feels good about not having to carry it around anymore

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Aug 3, 2009 10:27 AM CDT reply actions  

After his last outing

He should never have to carry it again.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Guhgree

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 3, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dropped into A's Nation to see if they might be talking about us coming into town

and found them talking about some of LL’s posts. I read this one and was honestly crying from laughing so damn hard. LL has got some funny fuckers. “Link”

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 10:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Heh.

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by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

nice

cannot wait to see this kid pitch in a Rangers uniform

born to destroy

by Lifewish on Aug 3, 2009 10:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Some words about Omar from the Guys at Lookout Landing

Which is the Seattle SB Nation Site. “In the top of the fourth, Jose Lopez came up with one down and Ichiro on first. He hit a high pop-up behind second, but as the ball was coming down, Omar Vizquel pulled his hands back, let the ball drop, and threw to second to erase Ichiro by a mile. Who even thinks of these things? If Vizquel were some teenager in A-ball that split-second decision would’ve gotten him promoted. What a heads-up play, the likes of which you wouldn’t see from many other infielders in the league.”

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by TRFAN on Aug 3, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions  

I agree.

Did anyone catch Omar say that he had to sell it to the ump? He made it sound like there was a rule that allowed the ump to bring Ichiro back to first and have Lopez become out if he thought that Omar did it on purpose. Can anyone verify that?

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was talking about official scorer

scoring it a put out instead of an error

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by bigsteve on Aug 3, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have to sell the official scorer

getting the force out at second automatically means no error.

by Brett Perryman on Aug 3, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

You could still get an error even if you make the out right?

Cause the original out would have been Lopez on the pop fly. The error was on that but you turned it into an out of Ichiro at 2B

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 3, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

No error, just...

…a fielder’s choice.

I have no objection to man walking on the moon.

by Chad Crudup on Aug 3, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was ruled a fielder's choice. Plus no error if there is an out.

Kind of like there aren’t errors on DP balls if you make one of the outs and have a bad throw on the second.

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

if you have a bad throw

and the runner advances after the first out, it’s an error

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 3, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

First of all, you're not going to get an error bu letting it drop untouched.

Second, there’s no way to record the error if he gets the force at second, same as if he bobbled a grounder yet still got the guy at second.

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by bking on Aug 3, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I found this.

“A batter is out if an infielder intentionally drops a fair fly ball or line drive with first… occupied before two are out. The ball is dead and runner shall return to their original base.” Also, an Approved ruling states: “In this situation, the batter is not out if the infielder permits th eball to drop untouched to the ground, except when the Infield Fly rule applies” which it didn’t.

So technically, if the ump wanted to, he could have made Ichiro go to second and have Lopez take first. So Omar did have to sell it that he couldn’t find it.

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

technically not true...

…the way Omar played it the umps had no choice. You can’t intentionally “drop” something you never touched.

I have no objection to man walking on the moon.

by Chad Crudup on Aug 3, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

The rule states

“permits the ball to drop untouched to the ground” That’s exactly what he did.

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

If that is true it is completely stupid.

The only time that I could see this coming into play is if its a line drive right at somebody…that catch it for a split second…drop it on purpose in front of them to try to turn a double play.

With what Omar did I can’t see any ump calling both runners safe.

by death of the cool on Aug 3, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it would have to be a douch-ey (but awesome) attempt at a double or triple play on a line-drive, imo

by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ive seen it called once in my life...

ive never called it…but yeah, i knew it was in there

by Horns130 on Aug 3, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The 2nd approved ruling doesn't read like that, IMO

It doesn’t say that Lopez would be safe; it says that the BATTER would not be out. IOW, you can’t turn a DP by doing what Vizquel did even if the batter doesn’t run it out.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Aug 3, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is the way I read it too...

…IMO as long as he doesn’t touch the ball the play will be ruled just as it was.

I have no objection to man walking on the moon.

by Chad Crudup on Aug 3, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

On second reading I agree with you.

Lopez wouldn’t be allowed to take first. But I do think there is a way the ump can call Ichiro back out to first base instead of Lopez if he thinks Omar dropped it on purpose.

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes but you're glossing over the key word...

…“drop”. You can’t very well drop something you never touched.

I have no objection to man walking on the moon.

by Chad Crudup on Aug 3, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here's from the official rules

link

(l) An infielder intentionally drops a fair fly ball or line drive, with first, first and second, first and third, or first, second and third base occupied before two are out. The ball is dead and runner or runners shall return to their original base or bases;
    APPROVED RULING: In this situation, the batter is not out if the infielder permits the ball to drop untouched to the ground, except when the Infield Fly rule applies.

I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.

by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

But they don't put the batter on base

I assume they act like it is either a foul ball, or a no pitch?

by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, the batter is out...

That part isn’t in the paste Derek put there. (l) is preceeded with “The batter is out when…”

by AceJC on Aug 3, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

here
APPROVED RULING: In this situation, the batter is not out if the infielder permits the ball to drop untouched to the ground, except when the Infield Fly rule applies.

by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right, and that's exactly what happened....

Ichiro was forced out, but Lopez would not be out even if he stayed in the batter’s box.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Aug 3, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right

First of all it only applies when there are more than one on. In this case, no runners advance. Since only Ichiro was on and less than 2 outs, that rule wasn’t in force.

I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.

by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

right

this isn’t the rule for the “Infield Fly Rule”

It’s the, I will call it, “Dropped on Purpose Rule” and it applies even if there is only one man on, which is why the batter is not out on purpose.

But because the runners must return to their original bases, the batter cannot be put on base, and because of the approved ruling, the batter cannot be called out

ergo, the batter must still be batting after that occurrence

by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It’s mentioned in a story at insidecorner and the Ticket also has the audio they are running on tickers.

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And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 3, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Going out of town to New Mexico all week

had to DVR tonight’s and tomorrow’s games…any chance he DOESN’T make an appearance in those two?

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by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions  

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