Feliz with the backpack
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"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
heh
"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney
by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
¡Vámonos!
"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney
by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Spanish one
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I like "Black Mamba"
Or the “Azua Executioner”
Or “The Executioner”
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 2, 2009 11:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I know that, jesus
but if there is a mexicutioner, then you cannot give him the nickname “mexicutioner” can you?
Where the fuck does it say I nicknamed him mexicutioner??
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 3, 2009 11:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
typo "executioner"
“The Executioner” is a terrible lame nickname because “The Mexecutioner” is being used by Soria. I thought that would be common sense.
That would be like deciding to name Nelson Cruz, “Large Papi”
Oh please. Soria plays for the Royals. Not the Rangers.
Than think of something better instead of bitching about somebody else’s nickname.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 3, 2009 11:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You can't copy a nickname from another player, regardless of what team he plays for
The same reason Zach Duke can’t go by “El Duque” and Gerald Laird can’t go by “Pudge.”
I don’t have to provide a better nickname to point out what a poser Neftali would be to go by “The Executioner” or any version of it… no offense, just sayin
Well
Pudge shouldn’t be allowed to have that nickname then.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
they overlapped
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Passing the torch exception
Pudge was the next Carlton Fisk
And why Jen Engel is known as the little ball of hate, instead of the little ball of bitch
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
Than why does Carlos Lee go by "El Caballo"?
it’s not being a poser,because 1. I doubt many people could care less if he went by the executioner 2. He’s not Mexican. So Soria is out of the picture.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 3, 2009 12:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
mexicutioner...
i dare anyone to find a better nickname
by dustinvandeman on Aug 3, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
how is my boner supposed to last another 24 hours?
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
So easy, even a caveman could do it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
by thedirkatron on Aug 3, 2009 7:37 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yo BZA!
Get your pic uploaded, stat.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
FELIZ!FELIZ!FELIZ!
I wonder how much it would cost to get Feliz to pitch when I come back to see the Rangers play the Red Sox. Since I’m headed to Iraq, can I put in some kind of “Pity the Soldier” request? Jon Daniels, are you reading this?
Your uncle molests collies.
be safe. kick some ass. come home
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions 12 recs
dude ur like the only real man here besides me
we’re a dying breed.
fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds
by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I wish
Mini me would walk up to you and slice your twig and berries off in one swift motion.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
You're a dirty looking jizzrag.
Nice shit-stache, which unlucky member of the Jonas Brothers gave you the Dirty Sanchez?
BTW, the wife beater is a classy look. Go fuck yourself. Thanks.
Please don't ever change.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
by thedirkatron on Aug 3, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
WTF are you, anyway?
It’s a rookie hazing thing…the newest pitcher called up has to wear the backpack. It contains Red Bull, seeds, gum, and whatnot.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Check out his profile/comment history/favorite teams
He’s either a fairly amusing bit or an idiot. Either way, I got a chuckle out of it.
by LiamP on Aug 3, 2009 12:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's an idiot.
I read his posts at LL. He needs to be away from computers.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday - Thursday, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I think the choice of usernames pretty much speaks for itself.
I should probably pre-add him to my troll script, in fact.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll say choice of username plus this speaks for itself:

"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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LOL
I was watching Dateline’s To Catch a Predator the other day. I’m 83 percent sure he was on one of those episodes.
as the predator or the bait?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions
*Shiver *
"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney
by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
how can a 17 year old be on to catch a predator
plus:


you guys look like fags. i jusr ask a question and everybody gets jealous n starts hatin
fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds
by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 5:46 AM CDT up reply actions
relax man...that's a halloween costume
in the name of my screen name on here. I’ve got no attacking your way. No need to show my pretty face all blown up
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
id beat the fuck ouuta ur scrawny ass
fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds
by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Can we introduce
this guy to that dstar kid? I picture them together in a wacky, odd-couple, buddy comedy starring Amy Smart as the common love interest.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
I'd like to see a documentary on Large Richard William.
What makes him tick?
How does he cultivate such a wonderfully perfect puberty-’stache?
How did he smuggle a camera into Juvi to take that epic self-pic?
These things need be answered in a film, hopefully by Wanrer Herzog.
The thing would gross like 475million.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
bah, ~Warner~, obviously.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
Werner, actually
but I got it.
The Enigma of Bigdickwillie (Jeder fur dick und Gott gegen mein schnurrbart)
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
I've found that anytime I encounter a douche in the wild, its behavior becomes infinitely more hilarious if you self-narrate the douche's activities in Herzog's voice.
As ze young New Jerszy teenager removed his shirt he began rubbing and flexing his own perctorals, az eef he vas making a proclaimation to ze very Earth itself: “If you can be composed out of granite, zen so can I… Forget about eet.”
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
by thedirkatron on Aug 3, 2009 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
lol if this is a gimmick, then great job.
If you actually exist…. get angrier at the internet. It usually helps.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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LOL
This guy is the new hilariousness.
He’s like if AJ Soprano got douchier in awesome way.
That photo breaks the fuck out of the unitentional comedy scale.
I almost can’t compute it…
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
HurlerHurley's long lost illegitimate son?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
I can't imagine there's anyway that's a real dude. Gotte be a bit.
But I’m gonna pretend it’s not cause it’s just freaking awesome.
Everything about it is perfect.
That profile pic is so unbelievably epic.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
That's kind of what I was thinking.
The username, the profile pic, the random comments he’s made accross SBN… it’s like somebody turned a cliche from encyclopedia dramatica into an SBN UID.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
why you talkin about my dick
fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds
by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
i just asked why one of ur players had a pink backpack (cuz hes a fag)
n everyone started hatin on me
fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds
by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I've gained a little respect for the guys over at LL
for banning this guy.
I’m sure they waited a day or two to get a good laugh first. You can’t buy entertainment like this.
they banned me bcuz i said washburn is better this year than felix, which he is if u look at his ERA
theyre a bunch of fags
fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds
by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Just so we're clear....
You throw around the word ‘fag’ a lot, yet you “advertise” your junk on male-dominated forums.
Huh….
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Not quite chief
Washburn’s WAR is 2.7
Hernandez’s is 4.3
You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…
I think you should seek counselling.
(AJM to Josey Donuts)
by Michael Cave on Aug 3, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
wtf im not talking about war im talking about pitching like ERA
wtf does the war in iraq have to do with washburn. god u guys r like brraindead
fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds
by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
lol, that is genius
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 3, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
not really at all
it was marginally funny until he said that. now its just weird – why would a guy play a character at 10 in the morning on a random SBN fan site.
not funny, just pathetic.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
why do u guys keep sayin shit like this?
u guys are acting like im not a real person, how else would i be postin stuff?
fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds
by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Is this what AJM has been up to this morning
by BuckyB on Aug 3, 2009 10:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
and there it is
schtick.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Era?
which era? the dead ball era? the steroid era? Which era is Washburn better in?
You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…
I think you should seek counselling.
(AJM to Josey Donuts)
by Michael Cave on Aug 3, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
im not a real person???
yeah ok im a fucking robot u dipshit
fuck lookout landing for banning me for no reason at all...nerds
by bigdickwillie on Aug 3, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
makes me want to listen to Flaming Lips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nl06tWXJGk
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Saw them open up for RHCP once in Phoenix
That was a trippy show. The guitarist played the entire set while sitting in a bed they had on the stage.
Then during the last 2 songs about 100 people in furry animal costumes came out on stage and danced around until they fell off the front.
It was fun though.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 3, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
This is like Christmas
in August.
Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.
great call on AJ Soprano
that’s just awesome.
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
That's the hardest part about going back and rewatching that show
his douchiness REALLY stands out now. You can’t just write it off as a short plot twist when something happens, because you KNOW he’s just gonna stay that way. At least with Meadow, she had some variety to her turmoil. Plus it’s fun to watch her and think of the “jizz” video.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
true
even though Meadow dated that pu$$y. I hated that guy. She’s so hot. It’s so weird to see her dating Turtle on Entourage.
AJ is one of the reasons Deadwood was my favorite show between that and the Sopranos. Deadwood was also just an amazing show in so many ways…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
i believe
they’re also dating in real life
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Bunch of Newberg Report Night people in my section (38)
And after the game ended, none of us moved an inch – we all were waiting on Feliz. When he walked by, bunch of people were yelling at him and he eventually smiled and waved at us; it was awesome.
Also one thing Newberg Report Night people did not do: the wave. Which started one section over from me. I hate the Effing wave.
ugh
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
To the tune of Feliz Navidad
Feliz Neftali
Feliz Neftali
Feliz Neftali
I want to wish you a Merry Career
I want to wish you a Merry Career
From the bottom of my heart
by rangerjake on Aug 3, 2009 9:43 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
I'm totally annoyed by ESPN
not showing Omar’s move to catch Ichiro, but they show the Lewin “Wilson vs. Wilson” split screen.
"I'm totally annoyed by ESPN"
You could’ve just stopped there.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
I stepped out during that half-inning, but heard it was cool
What exactly happened??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Ichiro's on first. Lopez pops up to shallow right field.
Omar settles under it and looks as if he’s got it under control. Then he lets it land softly in the grass in front of him. He then picks it up and throws out Ichiro easily for the force out at second. Gives us Lopez on first instead of Ichiro. Much easier since Ichiro is probably going to steal second now with two outs and a base hit might score him.
You know
before he came to the Rangers i was on the fence in regards to him being a HOFer. I am definitely rethinking that now. He is a marvel in the field.
You are obsessed with bodily wastes A turd being held under my nose, this team being a steaming pile, Jonny Donuts having a stinky diaper, the front office pissing themselves, the team crapping the bed…
I think you should seek counselling.
(AJM to Josey Donuts)
by Michael Cave on Aug 3, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
these are the things that no fielders do
because managers drill it into fielders heads to always do X because they don’t trust a fielder thinking about the play.
not all baseball players are idiots and these are grown men. I think once they get to the majors, you can try teaching them some of these things.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
It was greatness though
Everyone was like WTF, aww hell…then, BAM! Oh snap, how’d he get away with that!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
So the ump didn't call the infeild fly rule there?
Why not?
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
~infield fly rule
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
outfield grass
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I didn't realize that rule didn't apply with just one on.
You are of course correct.
For example, with just a runner on first, an alert infielder might intentionally allow a popup drop to the ground and get the force at second, if it happens that the runner on first is faster afoot than the batter-runner is, or if the batter is loafing on his way to first base.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
it was crazy when it happened
some maniac a row back and 5 seats from me was going insane even though they got the out, he was just pissed he didnt catch it.
i didnt get to see him let it drop though b/c people were moving through the row infront of me and got in my way.
i was thinking in my head if he’d let it drop as the ball was popped up. not sure if id trust a rookie to do that but a guy like omar i’ll give a pass. it certainly was interesting
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that was incredible.
I’m thinking, “Omar, NO why?!” and then I realized why. Poor Ichiro looked so defeated…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Aug 3, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
i felt like i was just watching a movie and one of the characters does something you think is evil but turns out to be so
brilliant that no one saw it coming… When Omahh did that last night, I was upset, but then when i realized what he had done, a pure moment of awesome clarity came upon me and i was just laughing my head off at how awesome he is.
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
This thread is becoming extremely entertaining.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
bigdickwillie
is almost like a little LSB chewtoy. So cute to watch the pit bulls fight over it.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
I bet Holland sure feels good about not having to carry it around anymore
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
After his last outing
He should never have to carry it again.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Dropped into A's Nation to see if they might be talking about us coming into town
and found them talking about some of LL’s posts. I read this one and was honestly crying from laughing so damn hard. LL has got some funny fuckers. “Link”
Some words about Omar from the Guys at Lookout Landing
Which is the Seattle SB Nation Site. “In the top of the fourth, Jose Lopez came up with one down and Ichiro on first. He hit a high pop-up behind second, but as the ball was coming down, Omar Vizquel pulled his hands back, let the ball drop, and threw to second to erase Ichiro by a mile. Who even thinks of these things? If Vizquel were some teenager in A-ball that split-second decision would’ve gotten him promoted. What a heads-up play, the likes of which you wouldn’t see from many other infielders in the league.”
Larry Parrish Was Da Man!
I agree.
Did anyone catch Omar say that he had to sell it to the ump? He made it sound like there was a rule that allowed the ump to bring Ichiro back to first and have Lopez become out if he thought that Omar did it on purpose. Can anyone verify that?
Maybe he was talking about official scorer
scoring it a put out instead of an error
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
He doesn't have to sell the official scorer
getting the force out at second automatically means no error.
by Brett Perryman on Aug 3, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
You could still get an error even if you make the out right?
Cause the original out would have been Lopez on the pop fly. The error was on that but you turned it into an out of Ichiro at 2B
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
It was ruled a fielder's choice. Plus no error if there is an out.
Kind of like there aren’t errors on DP balls if you make one of the outs and have a bad throw on the second.
if you have a bad throw
and the runner advances after the first out, it’s an error
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
First of all, you're not going to get an error bu letting it drop untouched.
Second, there’s no way to record the error if he gets the force at second, same as if he bobbled a grounder yet still got the guy at second.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
I found this.
“A batter is out if an infielder intentionally drops a fair fly ball or line drive with first… occupied before two are out. The ball is dead and runner shall return to their original base.” Also, an Approved ruling states: “In this situation, the batter is not out if the infielder permits th eball to drop untouched to the ground, except when the Infield Fly rule applies” which it didn’t.
So technically, if the ump wanted to, he could have made Ichiro go to second and have Lopez take first. So Omar did have to sell it that he couldn’t find it.
technically not true...
…the way Omar played it the umps had no choice. You can’t intentionally “drop” something you never touched.
I have no objection to man walking on the moon.
If that is true it is completely stupid.
The only time that I could see this coming into play is if its a line drive right at somebody…that catch it for a split second…drop it on purpose in front of them to try to turn a double play.
With what Omar did I can’t see any ump calling both runners safe.
by death of the cool on Aug 3, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
it would have to be a douch-ey (but awesome) attempt at a double or triple play on a line-drive, imo
The 2nd approved ruling doesn't read like that, IMO
It doesn’t say that Lopez would be safe; it says that the BATTER would not be out. IOW, you can’t turn a DP by doing what Vizquel did even if the batter doesn’t run it out.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
This is the way I read it too...
…IMO as long as he doesn’t touch the ball the play will be ruled just as it was.
I have no objection to man walking on the moon.
On second reading I agree with you.
Lopez wouldn’t be allowed to take first. But I do think there is a way the ump can call Ichiro back out to first base instead of Lopez if he thinks Omar dropped it on purpose.
Yes but you're glossing over the key word...
…“drop”. You can’t very well drop something you never touched.
I have no objection to man walking on the moon.
Here's from the official rules
(l) An infielder intentionally drops a fair fly ball or line drive, with first, first and second, first and third, or first, second and third base occupied before two are out. The ball is dead and runner or runners shall return to their original base or bases;
APPROVED RULING: In this situation, the batter is not out if the infielder permits the ball to drop untouched to the ground, except when the Infield Fly rule applies.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
But they don't put the batter on base
I assume they act like it is either a foul ball, or a no pitch?
No, the batter is out...
That part isn’t in the paste Derek put there. (l) is preceeded with “The batter is out when…”
here
APPROVED RULING: In this situation, the batter is not out if the infielder permits the ball to drop untouched to the ground, except when the Infield Fly rule applies.
Right, and that's exactly what happened....
Ichiro was forced out, but Lopez would not be out even if he stayed in the batter’s box.
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Right
First of all it only applies when there are more than one on. In this case, no runners advance. Since only Ichiro was on and less than 2 outs, that rule wasn’t in force.
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by DerekSTheRed on Aug 3, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
right
this isn’t the rule for the “Infield Fly Rule”
It’s the, I will call it, “Dropped on Purpose Rule” and it applies even if there is only one man on, which is why the batter is not out on purpose.
But because the runners must return to their original bases, the batter cannot be put on base, and because of the approved ruling, the batter cannot be called out
ergo, the batter must still be batting after that occurrence
Yes.
It’s mentioned in a story at insidecorner and the Ticket also has the audio they are running on tickers.
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And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Going out of town to New Mexico all week
had to DVR tonight’s and tomorrow’s games…any chance he DOESN’T make an appearance in those two?
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