Lets be honest... Adam J. Morris hates fast speedy guys and this is no exception...  Draft time a few years ago he joined the hate wagon to this guy and everyone followed...  Everyone but me...  I love fast guys, they turn me on...  But everyone was like "please don't draft him, hes a bust!"  WRONG!  He is now our leadoff hitter less than 2 years removed from that draft..  He has exeeded everyones expectations, including mine..  Please apologize to this young gent, I bet his feeling are hurt with all this hate..  Too bad hes's our leadoff hitter and hitting like .350.....

So please show him love, this guy is a true stud of a talent and we are blessed to have his talent on our team.  Join me to proclaim him a great player and a great Ranger for years to come..

P.S.  Never drink 3 4 loco's becuase I did and its not a good story....

P.S....  Never let a freshman girls in highschool drive you home when you are wasted, because like 2 did and I was about to slap then it was so annoying...

P.S...  Never redline a truck, especially if its not yours...  I think I blew out my friends transmission in his truck because I was like going 95 in it and redlining the shit out of it....

WOOPS!!!!  YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE KEEP AN OPEN MIND ABOUT LIFE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE