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Well, we've scored our allotment of runs for the night
Time to prevent some.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
You don't need help with that
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hambone!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
defense all around!
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I'm going to devote all of my negative energy to keeping the robot known as "Joe Mauer" off the basepaths.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
requested
the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Aug 20, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Mercy call for the batter
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Hey Mike
Mike: Yes Norm?
Norm: Can I STICK MY tongue down YOUR ThroAT?
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by studcrackers on Aug 20, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not why you don't have to worry about Hamilton.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Nice easy inning from Holland
Keep it going
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
the boy who caught josh's foul balls was on CNN just now.
I guess they calculated it to be a 1 in 3.1 million chance
that wasn't his dad giving the high five afterwards, it was his uncle
his dad was gone to get hot dogs
That reminds me
You know who I hate?
Jeffrey Maier.
The kid interferes with a ball in play, and is feted as a hero.
His ass should have been in school.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 20, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Everybody's heard
About the Byrd. Uh buh buh…
by John Fountain on Aug 20, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
just wait he will try
to fuck it up, you’re a douche fwiw
by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe he is 0-3 in his last
3 games with a 4 run lead fwiw
by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
he hasn't had anything to manage
so far so good
look what I'm saying is
he hasn’t done anything so far to influence the game negatively or positively so far.
Of course not.
He’s never once influenced a game positively.
Getting the team focused to bounce back from two tough losses, etc., wouldn’t count anyway.
The dude’s a dumbass who only loses games. We win in spite of him only.
How's this sound for dinner?
I cooked up some pasta, drained it, then stirred in some pieces of bacon (the salad bacon but real bacon, not bac-os), capers, ranch dressing, parmesan cheese, italian seasoning, garlic powder and pepper.
Did you really say capers?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh
Are you a vegetarian?
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 20, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Bacon is not a vegetable.
God I wish it were.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Or you could eat meat, meat is good
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
ranch and pasta?
i like both, cant say ive ever had them together though
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by studcrackers on Aug 20, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to the Wendy's after this half inning
I will provide a full culinary dissertation after the experience
Your uncle molests collies.
decided
on what to get?
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by studcrackers on Aug 20, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Baconator.
Do it.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Just ate Zaxby's
It is the best thing to hit the metroplex in a while, which location are u referring to?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
The one I know of in Savannah... where 3K lives.
Where is the Zaxby’s in Dallas? Never had it there.
The Colony
on Main St. the only one I know of, so fing good. F Canes
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
there is one
in Keller, mansfield, and the colony
by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
good to know
zaxby’s should spread their chicken love all over our fair burg
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
What kind of food is that?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Chicken Fingers and chicken accesories
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
is it fast food?
or a sit down joint?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
fast food
but you have to wait. its not pre cooked. so not too fast
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there really somebody who HATES Norm?
I find this a little hard to believe.
by Joey Matschulat on Aug 20, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
i love
when he gets animated, and then i love impersonating it right after. like when says somebodys a GOOD player in a way only norm can, plus his laugh
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by studcrackers on Aug 20, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes it is fucking retarted
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
blalock is on fire!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
What is this?
This has to be more than the 1 in 1.3 million chance….
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
So you're saying there's a chance...
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Another blow job for Hank from his boyfriend Mr. Wales.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 20, 2009 8:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I point out the facts. As in there's going to be ball sucking provided by said Mr. Wales in the post game thread.
Not hating it when he gets a hit.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 20, 2009 8:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Blalock breaking out as suspected by some here last night.
Nice to see a 1B who can at least break out of a slump.
Good?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
What channel was that on?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'LL GET YOU JIM TRACY!!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Stream
http://tinyurl.com/rangerstv (pw: rangers — video only)
Three basically identical pitches in a row.
All were strikes.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh fucking jinxed him after the bottom of the fourth.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
D-HO
pisses me off
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Oh noes...
the 5th inning….
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
WTF???
That strike zone for Elvis was about as big as an elephant.
is a fan of Derek Freaking Holland!
you need to fuck off with that didn't say shit.
You’re such a fucking hole that’s on an ass.
You say things clearly without saying them.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Hey dammit, I can see that one...
DAMN YOU AB!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
It'll go away.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
If you "z" through troll comments too quickly, the script won't recognize them.
So when you see a troll’s name in the “new comments” box that pops up, wait a sec until you hit “z”.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Ahh, that's the problem...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Looks like D Young pulled the sheets over our head....
…. again.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Where was this Delmon Young against the Angels?
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday - Thursday, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Sucky Twins players only play well vs. us.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Nick Punto recs this statement.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Like Gomez.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
oh shit
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idiot fans
dont congratulate a kid who caught a ball the player had a shot at getting
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
He didn't have much of a shot at that one.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
kids aren't going to think like Bartman should've
before going for a ball right there.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The fifth inning....
With Gomez and Punto…
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Finally some luck
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think that's called being blind...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Wow, nice Hank.
Cue Josey’s irrational man love over one game.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
TWIN KILLING!
Ha! About goddamn time we had some luck like that.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Wasn't nearly as much to panic over tonight.
HR, groundout, single, DP.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah cause the damn bases where loaded in back to back fucking innings
by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
why do i let
this trollish prick draw me offsides
by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Wish I had Dallas local sports
Have to deal with shitty TB local radio sandwiched around Jim Rome and Dan Patrick.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I've also seen that commercial with Bradie James.
Does he have some sort of fetish with the last name James?
Lets go Chocolate Ichiro!
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
Shit, 2 outs already?
THe inning just started!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Hambone Vlad'ed that into center.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Im gonna make the call
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He has been all over the curves.
If he gets one it’s upperdeck in left.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
im sorry
im such an asshole
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by studcrackers on Aug 20, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Lewin, is that you?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Byrd with a WALK?
Who is this tubby outfielder, and what have you done with Marlon Byrd?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
At least the real Ian Kinsler is still with us.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Good contact Kins?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Ian
dude… PLEASE stop trying to go over the left field wall every at bat. Level swing. Solid contact. Please.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
but that's not his swing...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I know
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, I didn't either
but I knew he pitched 100.9 because that’s what they just said.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I like this bit
and would like to join
by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the story here, Wishbone?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he is pointing out that JD went to Cornell...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
LOLZ! 4REALZ??
OMG, liek IMHO, OMG, FWIW!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
This Twins lineup seems to be deadly the second/third time around.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Denard Span is freaking dominating us.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Span is really good
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Shit.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Here it comes
Third night in a fucking row.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Hmmmmmmm
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Ummm...
maybe it’s Emily Jones’ fault. She needs to let me discipline her.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Hey emily, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo ’til i google all over your facebook?
by rangersfan32 on Aug 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i just figured it out
the 6th inning sucks for us because they also plug the twitter/facebook during that inning. it’s the curse of twitter
Try this...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Washington is?
Put that Cornell education to good use and try again.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
deja vu
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Couple nice locations to start Mauer
FINISH HIM
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Lets go Holland
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Whew.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
that works
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
TAG talking about time travel?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
What was that about?
Did he mean teleportation?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You would think with that 80 mil he could aford one of these...?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Is that a flux capacitor?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
now we just need
uranium from some iranians
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
or a lightning strike at the clock tower
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Third fucking night in a row
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Looks like Wash finally figured it out.
Better to get out of the jams than go by blind faith.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
LMAO.
Right.
Or maybe he has a rookie on the mound and not a veteran ace… or maybe Feliz is rested tonight… etc…
And we know that Washington doesn’t figure anything out. He’s a total dumbass.
This is the best 5th/6th inning team
in the entire history of baseball. This is fucking ridiculous
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
We need the Feliz of 99 and 100.
Not 93-95.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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well the gun really is slow, so lets aim for 97
and i think we will get it
the preceding post was a great success.
I wish we had someone else I think he needs more time off he said he was tired
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
He's had two days, right?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea but dude said 2 days ago
“I’ve never worked my arm this often”
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont care which one of those
as long as it is the 6 K’s in a row Neftali
by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash ain't taking any chances tonight
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
just got back from Wendy's
have a Feliz sandwich
Your uncle molests collies.
by 3k on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
x
pw: Rangers
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I thought that was a blast into center.
Shit, my heart skipped a beat.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Neftali is my hero.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
wow
to bad you suck at third face
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, two bad.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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sorry, too bad
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
DOUBLE PLAY BITCHES!!!
TWO PITCHES, TWO OUTS!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
TWIN KILLING
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
WOOO Neftali working efficiently!
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Awesome
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
The photoshop of that girl crying is so blatant.
Makes Raptor Jesus cry.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i think i just has a siezure
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Love this.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
one of
the scariest movies ever
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by studcrackers on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
just what the dr ordered
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
YAY HAPPY!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
What's this about?
I wants to know.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Dog apparently goes to Cornell.
Yet doesn’t seem to put the education he is getting to good use.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
There is no way.
He probably couldn’t get into UTSA and everyone can get in there…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Or Community College for that matter.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was told he was an SMU guy?
He seems to have a serious hatred for TCU.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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THAT is good managing.
He realized his starter was getting hit, went to the bullpen and made the right call.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Only took him two nights to figure it out
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
His distrust of rookies actually paid off.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, if that had been Millwood again, we'd still be waiting for the end of the inning.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
any chance the offense
will decide to remove the cocks from their mouths before going to bat? same story the last two nights, Twins chip away while this O, just sucks away
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
touche sailor, tooo shea
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
NC-17
is back!!
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
WELCOME BACK NELLIE!
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ MISSLE
GET OFF THE FUCKING WALL GOMEZ
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Anyone else tired of his bit?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
WELCOME BACK NELLY!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
CRUZ MISSILE
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
by drizzle on Aug 20, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I think I will rec this every time I see it used in conjunction with a Nellie homer
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Looks like James Earl Jones.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Carlos Gomez.
Douche of epic proportions. Get off the wall.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Eh I don't mind it.
Most CF’s do it nowadays every once in awhile.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Oh it's not just that...
just one of many things.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I actually like the guy.
He’s far from what they thought they were getting for Johan, but the dude can play CF.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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im not sure ive seen a guy mount the wall though
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Other than Ichiro, nope.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
my god, gomez nearly scaled the wall
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
LOL Hank.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That black kid in that Patriots shirt dropped his second home run ball of the night.
He’s the one who grabbed Marlon’s HR ball.
He's Usain Bolt.
pointed Bolt style to the Jumbotron after the kid got the 2nd ball.
I lol’d.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Hack got screwed there.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Cle scored again, 9-1.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Mauer was calling for that pitch?
Is Joe wearing Redmond’s jersey tonight?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
So Washington definitely gets the credit for this win, right?
I mean, being consistent and all, right?
spent a lot of time in El Centro...
it sucks
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 20, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Flew in the Navy, used to go there on detachments
landed one night at 11 pm one night in September and it was over 100 degrees out….but it was a dry heat.
Oh yeah, and the liberty sucked too.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 20, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
nevermind
talking about El Centro, California…..
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
not a local
so not up to speed on the institutions of higher learning in DFW area.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 20, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Way to go Nelson!
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
Dear lord...
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see anyone commending Hank for seeing 5 pitches on that K.
Yet Teabag strikes out on 4 and someone congratulates him.
Come back and ask me to commend him when he finally draws a walk
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Nice AB for Team
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
And Tea, too.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Why, exactly, aren't the Twinkies leading their division?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Because we're not in the AL Central.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Because they're too average
even in a strikingly average division.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone around the Las Colinas area power just go out for a sec?
It’s done it 3 times tonight. Are we having brownouts or what?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
WTF?
It’s getting a little annoying.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yippee I Ay....Mini Sirloin Burgers...
Yippee I Ay….Mini Sirloin Burgers…
is a fan of Derek Freaking Holland!
ELVIS
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Wow
i cant believe he made it
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The King.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Arlington Tea Party!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Terrible job blocking the plate by Redmond
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
A hit off Keppel
(head explodes)
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I love runs in the latter half of a game
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Julio.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
BORBON
Okay, I’m falling for him too.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Holland/Feliz/Elvis/Borbon
Me like.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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that doesnt sit well with the gut
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 20, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to skull fuck these bastards
after the past 2 games. 17 runs, please.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
yes!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Face of the HR.
Review?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
that was a homer
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
MY
Where did all this power come from?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Premature HR graphic?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Instant replay Wash
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Yep, I'd like to see him be available
as much as possible this Tampa series.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
double
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
That's a HR
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
He hit the back wall and then the top of the wall....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That's what I thought, it hit the back wall before it came back down.
Watching the replay just now, it was a double.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
ditto
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No it hit the outfield wall
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Yeah, now that they got a better angle
Hit the very tip of the OF wall.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Looked like a HR
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
I see double
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
well
when in doubt, do what’s in the interest of the angels and red socks
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Looked like it hit the concrete wall and then the top
from the other angle.
Good call though.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I know
It clearly hit nothing but the top of the outfield wall. Not a HR.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going with homer, I think.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Q: What do Manship and Josey have in common?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I will accept that as an answer.
Other people’s balls, no less.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Whatever happened to that Twin reliever with a funky delivery and an online diary?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Something to do with cows?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
moo point?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Ah.
Better than mute point
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
id like to get the asian kid in if he isnt run down
or Eyre.
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
go rangers!!!
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
by Jayslick on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That kid just suckerpunched the hell out of that guy.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Josey's kid?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
you mean is THAT Josey?
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 20, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
dont mess with the youngsters
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
Wooo Josh
Beating one out.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Way to hustle that one out Hammy
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
That's what I thought initially
Slowed it down and it’s essentially a tie
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Bah, Sac Fly
DFA.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Could've used some of this killer instinct the last couple nights.
Ah, well: baseball.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
"How can you pull a ball that far foul?"
I’m Ian Kinsler, bitch.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I'm convinced when he goes the other way
he just hits it behind him and we never see it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I thought that was funny
and it got not comments. Damn.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
What do you think of Ithaca?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
You just moved there?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
Be sure to get hockey tickets.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
Good hockey, though. Great atmosphere.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
That's what I hear.
Sounds like it’s the thing to do here… even for people that aren’t big hockey fans.
Stick it up your Cornell.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like this one.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Needs more Nard-Dog
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
I can't decide if I like Gardenhire
Much, much better than Scioscia, but not many aren’t.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I dislike Scioscia he's like Tim Duncan
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It'd been cool if Gomez had tumbled over the fence and become a lost child
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
the only part of his game i really like is his ability to jump the wall
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
Jules Whiskey is so bad. i was at the stadium early and saw him when he parked.
PS: Its on.
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
So he's unavailable tomorrow night...
What’s the big deal? He’s gonna be unavailable at least one, if not two nights this weekend more than likely anyways…
He’s out there, let him get some work in…
i dunno if i dislike it as much as dont see the point
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
So is Feliz just tired?
I don’t like the look of this.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
The look of loss of velocity in back to back outings.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
he only made 2 pitches last inning i would go all over the top
-and thats coming from me
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
Me either.
92-94. But our gun is slow, so 95-97….I hope.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
drink a bunch in high class bars?
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
Our radar gun is sloooooooooow
They need to distrubute our gun calibrations to cops around the country.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
This game isn't over yet....
we could still lose it
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Don't walk Gomez please.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
FUCK YEAH
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
so I just got home from work
looked at the angels – indians score, started laughing and saying repeatedly “a miracle!”
Rangers <333
Are you watching that game now?
The gameday says that the Angels scored two in the top of the eighth, but I can’t figure out how.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, gametracker doesn't show the Moralez HR.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
There's the heat...
I wouldn’t worry much about the velocity.
You guy happy now?
97
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
It seems to take him awhile to get warmed up between innings sometimes.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
97
He’s just saving his stuff. I think he’s not throwing hard on purpose
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I really think it takes him time to get fully warm.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
98
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Cle still scoring, 11-3
According to gametracker, but I think it’s actually 11-1.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Weird.
Gametracker has their eighth inning as single, GIDP, triple, groundout.
Where did the runs come in?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Throw it 100
Thats all you are here to do Neftali. I don’t care if you get people out, I just want to see it thrown over 100.
Know your role.
I never said that.
I just want to see him get outs.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 20, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
1.2 on 18 pitches...
Should be good to go for the weekend…
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