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Around SBN: Ryder Hesjedal Wins Giro d'Italia

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That's a nice way to end a homestand.

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That was theraputic.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I got to sit in a lower suite today

very nice… the liquer cabinet was loaded, nothing like 6 cocktails and 15 chicken strips ON THE HOUSE to make a great game greater…

by FormerLSBUser on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well one implosion instead of two and that would be how that series should have gone

oh well, no big deal. take care of the rays!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Aug 20, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Milledge?

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that crack on the misspelling of the name (if be)

or the fact that he considers Milledge as an elite prospect?

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

The latter.

There was a time when Milledge was a pretty good prospect, but he’s turned out to be a massive dissapointment this far, both at the plate and in the field.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 21, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't that kind of the point?

That Borbon has surpassed these guys?

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by DShep on Aug 21, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I guess.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 21, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

can you really say he's surpassed Maybin

maybe in the small MLB stats sample size, but Maybin’s a much more complete player, projected at least

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 21, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good job Wash

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice game

But it just makes you think what could have been. They should have swept this series.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I more thought 3 of 4 was the "should have" and a sweep would've been icing on the cake heading into the series

Although from an after-the-fact perspective, since we had big leads in all four games, then that does move a sweep into “should have” territory.

by Inkara1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

But hey this team is tough

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Byrd's got an .819 ops now

hmm, may have to resist bashing him for a while now.

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by DShep on Aug 20, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, he's not having a bad year or anything

He’s just frustrating as hell to watch.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has been pretty consistent this year

I think many bashed him in June because of his approach at the plate.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea, and thats basically why i dont like watching the guy

even though he does everything pretty good and plays hard and generally produces

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe close to 850 but not 900

Hes not gonna raise his slugging enough to get close to 900

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 21, 2009 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's kinda of like

what Jamey always talks about with watching Jennings/Wright pitch, its just nerve racking

by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I assumed Blalock

Considering the once great prospect that he was and the sadness for a prospect fan like Jamey of what Hank has become.

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 21, 2009 6:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Murphy,

for all the love he gets when he is going good, is only 772. Which makes the 4th OF/platoon OF sound extremely realistic.

I can’t see Murphy ever being particularly productive versus lefties.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Aug 21, 2009 6:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

That double play

was a real relief, so to speak. Happy makes me happy.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Someone needs to make a gif

of Feliz as a Fireman.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Marlon is on MLB Network now

He is the spokesman for the team.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

And has been.

If Young’s “Face,” Byrd’s “Voice.” He’s going to be tough to replace next year.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy has gotten alot of "voice" time also

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has he?

I must’ve missed that. When?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind seeing him back, but I don't think it will happen.

He will cost too much and probably want too many years.

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That'd be my guess.

I’d imagine the Rangers would love to have him back if the dollars and time worked out ~ but Byrd’s probably positioned himself for a contract Texas can’t afford, even in this economy.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

GMJ 2.0

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

GMJ 2.0+200

He actually cares about the team, and not just his numbers.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

i actually wouldnt be suprised if he does sign with LAA

seeing how Bob and Vlad are gone for them after the year… that would be pretty frickin hilarious

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

the only thing about bringing

him back (and this is not a shot at Wash) is he kind of like wash’s little buddy and he seems to be slump and error free in Wash’s eyes

by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

personally I would rather have the Draft pick

that will make at least three if not more in the first round and the Supp., could be 4 if Jack qualifies

by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jack?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Benoit

And never gonna happen.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would have never thought about him either

but I recall a conversation on here a couple of weeks ago that said he could quite possibly be considered a type B

by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That may well be a true fact

But honestly, how can you offer a pitcher who has been hurt all season a contract? And more importantly, what other team is dying to steal him away with a higher dollar contract?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently not that Far Fetched

Look at all the interest here surrounding Ben Sheets.

by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 3:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Benoit and Sheets

no comparison.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 21, 2009 7:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

There is much comparison to be made.

by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you say so.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 21, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not going to be a type B

He was horrible last season and was gone this whole year.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah. That felt real good

It’s a great feeling when you know that since Derek Holland is pitching, you’re gonna stop a bleeding. I fucking love that guy.

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Marlon Byrd

IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I've moved on

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not

he sucked massive balls the last few weeks… It’s great he decided to remove the tampon today but he’s gotta produce for a good few weeks before he can be forgiven for his Hank-esque antics

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 21, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is good

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

who goes when he comes back?

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eyre

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about Jennings? Or Jones?

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not gonna happen.

Jennings and Eyre are about the same in my estimation, and they’re not getting rid of Rudy’s latest “success” story.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eyre at least looks to have a little movement on his fastball and a few more mph.

I trust him a lot more than Jennings at this point.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aqua on Aug 21, 2009 2:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I could see Borbon going down now for him

with 2 of the next 3 being against lefties… if he’s ready.

by Mike E on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would hate to see him go down.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

He would have to stay for 10 games, correct?

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes unless someone goes on the DL

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Borbon is forcing the Rangers to keep him up

No way they send him down.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have to

root for Yankees this weekend w/o going into convulsions.

by troysboys on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Deep breaths

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have to keep Borbon up

…I don’t see how they could even entertain the though of sending that kid down.

by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Not right now.

He’s off to a Boggsian like start.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even better than that.

With the base stealing and all that. I’d like to see him eligible to play in the post season, but they may need him on the team just to get there. One hell of a pinch runner even if they’re facing a lefty that day.

by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's doing a great job of being our Jacoby Ellsbury

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Julio Borbon could spike Jacoby Ellsbury to China.

Ellsbury sucks.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

They probably profile as similar players offensively in the longrun

But hopefully Borbon won’t ever put up a -11.1 UZR. So no.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you're forgetting how good Ellsbury was when he first came up

He actually hit in 2007 and was a huge help to the Red Sox. I’d also consider his poor UZR this season more of a fluke than anything else.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

"he still crashes into walls and is white, what more do you want?"

-David Murphy

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m mainly being faceticous above. Really they’re pretty much the same player if you think Tacoby’s defense this year is an aberrition, but Borbon is younger. I wouldn’t trade him for Ellsbury.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

nobody here gives a shit, but I’m pretty sure he has never committed an error

by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember AJM posted a poll a while back about whether we'd do some sort of trade involving Ellsbury

One of the choices was, “Only if Jacoby Ellsbury has to change his name to Tacoby Bellsbury.” :D

by Inkara1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Tacoby…yes I like this name. 99 cent Tacoby……“It’s Tacoby time in Texas”…..

"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

i can already feel Chuck Morgan saying that

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

That dbag frat daddy can't hold Borbon's jockstrap

Borbon somewhat resembles Rickey Henderson in the face. I plan to roll with a Rickey with less power comp until further notice.

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I hadn't thought of that, but you're right - they kind of have similar jawlines or something.

Say dude, OT – you heard the new Ran song yet?

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not yet, is it good?

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yep - it's called "White Liar" - I love it

I actually have it already… you want me to send it your way?

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

/Texas_Dawg

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, please do

You da man.

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 21, 2009 7:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I actually went ahead and sent it last night

So you should be good to go. :)

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 21, 2009 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great, thanks

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 21, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well I don't make many

…I’ve pretty much mastered clicking the links on this site. Not saying much but you know.

by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me, as wellI

I’ve gone 47 days, 3 hours, and 27 minutes since my last reply fail

by octoberty on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent job, sir.

Great fundamentals. Way to lead by example.

by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Borbon is the MAN

I know it won’t last but he is the best hitter in the MLB right now

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh shakes head

Thank you. I can only hope to go streaking for an extended period of time.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lived in Branson, MO

For about 2 years. I went to his theater and saw him several times.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a very nice place but

It was blue hair season ALL season long. I was 24 when I lived there, I brought the average age down.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I once streaked on Eastchase & I-30

Apartment complex on the SE side of the intersection. 3 laps around the entire complex (we lost the bet). 3 hot chicks and me…great night :)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

your pulling

away from Boomer in the race to 20,000 posts.

Post.Fail.

by red shoe ranger on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm well on my way to 30,000.

PProbably shouldn’t be considered a point of pride though.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need

to take some more pitches.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 21, 2009 7:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Aww, it's so sweet that you care so much.

I think I love you!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm too kinky for you to handle.

I’d get bored, you’d get pissed…blah, blah, blah…ugly breakup. Let’s just do the once a week thing and keep in on the downlow, K?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bloody hell man

Was that nescessary?

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Win erection NO MORE

dear Lord Jeebus, I wish that sight upon NO ONE

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 21, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why? Why man why?

No reason to post a pic like that. My eyes!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 21, 2009 6:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

ok, this was very funny

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Knowing who I'd be running with

I’d have done everything possible to lose that bet.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very nice

LMAO

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Branson MO might be one of my least favorite cities in the US

yuk

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol clubhouse pranks

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Go Rangers!

woohooo

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Somebody should replace her face with Carlos Gomez's

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Mike Scioscia's face

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Juan Rivera

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

John Lackey

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winner

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

where the fuck is DShep?

ok, Dshep, will you pretty please make something with this gif?

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

i thought he was a bitch on tv

in 6 dollar seats he looks like even more of a bitch

by Josh Lile on Aug 21, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

young got off the line

he noticed he was getting beat more in the hole. hmm

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

him and arod both play 3b like no1 else in the league position-wise.

you really notice it if ur in the park. its kinda crazy, but whatever works, id still do a whole offseason of roger dorning him every day for 2 hours but thats me

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he only plays there

when he is told to, I really don’t mind it, it will save some extra base hits and with Elvis’s range he makes up for a little bit of it

by blueballlefty on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

its been killing us really

someone posted something a couple weeks ago about how bad MY was to his left and right at 3Bs normal position according to UZR. He’s been letting way too many balls by him on his left, his positioning is really, really bad in terms of that.

I can almost guarantee you someone in the FO or someone who’s doing numbers analysis brought this to MYs attention through Ron or someone else, its been pretty blatantly bad. I hope this helps MY out and lowers that negative UZR some, cuz i dont think MY is that bad of a 3B, his position and footwork just needs a little work

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not possible

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they agree with you:
Update…
new severe storm watch 725 has been issued for generally the same
areas as in watch 722…though with the addition of Rockwall…
kaufam…and Van Zandt counties in case cool pool from NE Texas mesoscale convective system
generates anything by midnight/after. New watch GOES through 4 am.


It remains to be seen if western flank of activity back to I-35 corridor
near Red River valley can get it’s act together…yet models tend to
indicate best severe potential to be over Arkansas-la-TX into northwest la/southern Arkansas
through the night. We’ll continue to monitor through the night. New
updates sent.

by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol no thanks.

Our second severe weather season is coming. I was just overreacting.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

45 Million, no less.

-Matt Purke’s Dad

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Aug 20, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

God they must be the stupidest people ever. Really, if Purke is that fucking dumb it’s probably a good thing he’s not part of the organization and he should DEFINITELY go to college to learn just how badly he fucked this up.

by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

His bonus request

would have made hin #1 or 2 all-time if paid this year.

http://www.baseballamerica.com/blog/draft/?p=1799

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

it certainly did

At 2:00am and 4:00am. I hate those late night thunderstorms.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 21, 2009 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sounded like bombs were going off all night.

I was scared.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Aug 21, 2009 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just got back from the game....

That was fun.

"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

lucky duck

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you sit in section 339?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's where my mini plan tickets are

but tonight I used the free tickets from the All Star Game voting so I was in section 216…

"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i used my free tickets too

and i got stuck in section 330 behind a family of 25-90, and beside 6 80 year olds.

Miserable

by Josh Lile on Aug 21, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Since (not including the day of) the trading deadline,,

Not sure if this is counting tonight’s game

Derek Holland
Record: 3-2
IP: 20.0
K/9: 6.75
WHIP: 1.05
ERA: 2.25

Roy Halladay
Record: 4-2
IP: 30.0
K/9: 6.60
WHIP: 1.27
ERA: 3.30

by cmkelly29 on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

You forgot to include their ages

And their contract amounts
And their years under team control

Rockin good no trade!

by Mark from OC on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a boring thread.

Lets see if I can spice it up…

So Blalock was the definition of anti-clutch tonight. Three fairly worthless hits. No RBIs. And he scored the 10th run of a game that the Rangers won 11-1. This follows his anti-clutchness of the last two games where he also had no runs or RBIs in when the Rangers really needed them. Who’s Carrying This Thing? Borbon! The Rangers are 7-4 since that Glorious Day (first game he appeared in after being recalled from OKC).

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Straight from Hicks' mouth?

" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.

by red3biggs on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

firefox has no red line under it.

There is such thing as clutch.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously

But anti-clutch is a different animal altogether.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thread was better before you brought this up.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on. Work with me here.

 I’ve dangled the hook. Its a very tasty piece of bait. Can he resist?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Teagarden

needs a hitting clinic.

Post.Fail.

by red shoe ranger on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Teagarden

needs bat speed. Simple as that.

by jam0152 on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i actually think he literally has some type of hole in his bat

its amazing to me how many pitches seem to go right through his bat

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am convinced Al in Garland is JWails

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I've always

taken Al for a black man while always assuming Josey to be white?

Post.Fail.

by red shoe ranger on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please.

Al in Garland is so white bread redneck it is scary.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm black

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do you know?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Wash

I have never hated Wash.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 21, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

post

fail.

I meant, “It can’t be, can it?”

Post.Fail.

by red shoe ranger on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does it matter?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only thing I would have liked to

see Wash do tonight was get AJ a couple innings at 1B and Omar at 3B.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ at first base... ugh.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Batlack at first base... ugh.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davis could at least give us some pretty good defense over there.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

he is suppose to play

there sometime on the roadie

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

They said possibly tomorrow on the broadcast tonight.

With Kaz on the mound it wouldn’t surprise me.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes sense

sit Blalock after he got 3 hits

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only fair, after Wash did that to Davis a couple times this year.

And Blalock isn’t much vs. lefties.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd

like to see Jules Borbon getting some burn in the outfield. tisk, tisk

Post.Fail.

by red shoe ranger on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, listen to the coaches/manager then.

None of them are real high on him in the OF yet, he has much to learn.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we feel comfortable sticking Jones at first base though...

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought

fielding was his calling card, no?

Post.Fail.

by red shoe ranger on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is his calling card.

However, I do like this group making a player prove that they can do it before they get to do it. They want to work with him on positioning and getting the most out of his kinda weak arm. And admittedly, he totally screwed the pooch on a throw yesterday.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pettis will make him

a GG caliber CF.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wouldnt be suprised

best 1b coach ever? I think so, the dude has been awesome at the two things he’s in charge of, OF defense and SBs

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

1B

I’d actually like to see them get Murphy some time there. If Borbon keeps hitting, then the OF is a little crowded, and he could be another option there if Davis comes back up and fails again.

by Darrell McKown on Aug 20, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Angels actually lost a fucking game. Hell must be frozen solid.

"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard

by Pocket Ninja on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I've kind of given up on catching LAAA

They would have to go into a serious slump for us to make headway.

I’m more concerned with Boston and they won.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

42 games left to make up 5.5?

I don’t think that’s happening.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aqua on Aug 21, 2009 2:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

the only way it is possible...

is if we go something like 6-1 against them

by Horns130 on Aug 21, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Swarzak

is not a good Major League pitcher.

I LOVE THE RANGERS!!!

by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Too bad he doesn't have TORP potential, like Luke French

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luke French

is a beast. He, Derek Holland, Feliz Hernandez, Neftali Feliz, and Tommy Hunter are gonna own the AL West.

I LOVE THE RANGERS!!!

by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are literally the only person on this planet who would lump Luke French in with Felix, Dutch and Neffy.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

My brother

Dated his wife in high school… She probably wouldn’t put him in that category.

my better is better than your better.

by rangerjake on Aug 21, 2009 8:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Mike Rodriguez is such an asswhip

He really needs to GTFO my radio programme.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

even gay-er

that he goes by M-Rod

Post.Fail.

by red shoe ranger on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh, I hate to hate...but he is a tool.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 20, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ogulnick

is sooooooooo spare.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yup

I prefer Mike Bascik(?) and Donnie Do, although I’m not sure he had ever watched a game prior to landing on BaD Radio.

Post.Fail.

by red shoe ranger on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to express my lack of surprise at Brandon Inge's

.170/.257/.250 line since the all star break.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Aug 20, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

His "performance" in the HR Derby was shittastic.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aqua on Aug 21, 2009 2:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sup bitches?

How did that 3 for 5 taste?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

luved it

he carried This Thing tonight baby…

Post.Fail.

by red shoe ranger on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's some bait for you a few posts up

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

F em in the mouth, Keynes.

I never wavered on Hank F thru the darkest moments and while he could use a day off (he’s started 40 freaking games in a row!!), he should be just fine the rest of the way.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

THAT brett gardner

would appear to be anything but the truth, punk

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thing is

You’re really fucking stale right now. You were a lot more entertaining when giving general rants about the FO/Jon Boy Diapers or whatever.

This Blalock thing is so fucking boring. Haven’t you noticed that your bites have become minuscule of late?

Time for a new bit.

by brettgardner on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought your deal was to tell everybody

to ignore me, Joe College.

When Hank F does well, you and your kind are going to suck a nice dick.

Relax and enjoy.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

My kind?

Rangers fans? When he does well I’m happy. What part don’t you get?

Oh right, you’re a fucking 50 year old guy trying to troll on a baseball blog, and therefore, a total douchenozzle.

New bit, please.

by brettgardner on Aug 20, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You, of all people in here

don’t wanna see Hank F do well cuz you think you still won the Great War of June 2009.

There’s a lot of healing waiting for you brettgardner, embrace it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Won?

No, actually I don’t think I “won” anything, because there wasn’t a fucking contest or war, you geriatric dipshit.

I want Blalock to do well, chode. I couldn’t care less about you or “winning” anything, particularly something I don’t regard as a competition.

Don’t you have fucking kids? Grow up.

by brettgardner on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Always keep your poise, gardner

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

No answer.

Typical liberal puss, I guess.

by brettgardner on Aug 21, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have scoreboard, bg

come back when you have an answer.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

New bit, please.

You’re becoming quite the snoozer, gramps.

by brettgardner on Aug 21, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

The boys are 27-18 since all the positive changes were made and Hank F (who has been showing a lot of positive signs lately) broke out of his slump.

I identified the problem from a far (Davis playing while Hank F sat) and have been proven correct beyond any reasonable doubt.

Maybe you’ll get there some day but your best option right now would be to find a nice co-ed who would try to understand your pain.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Seriously, start talking about Donuts or something. This is blog poison.

by brettgardner on Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can I jump in? This is fun!

When was the last time Hank had a meaningful contribution to a game? Tonight’s 3-5 was a waste. Talk to me again when he does something to contribute to a win. Tacking on the 10th run in a blowout is useless.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

See? Now that is a useful contribution.

Wait let me qualify that. That is a useful contribution if RA actually CONTRIBUTED TO A RANGER WIN.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2009 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

He contributed to a Ranger win on July 19 of this year... we scored a run off him.

In 2004 he had one game with a game score of 73 and another game with a game score of -1.

by Inkara1 on Aug 21, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

The boys are 1-2 since acquiring Pudge

Is it your position that he is bad for team chemistry? After all we were 2-0 with k-rich and his fly honey with the team. Maybe we need to make a positive change with our backup catcher to save This Thing.

my better is better than your better.

by rangerjake on Aug 21, 2009 8:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Great Pudge War of August 2009 has been won

Let the healing begin.

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Aug 21, 2009 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bits are fun.

/Norm

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 21, 2009 9:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You really are the only person

who seems to realize that the war in june, as you like to put it, was really a loss for both sides. Davis failed as a MLB 1b this year, and Blalock has failed as a MLB 1b for pretty much the rest of the year, outside of a nice 10 day stretch.

We don’t have a competent offensive 1b right now. We have a choice of rejects. I just would rather see the other reject now because I think we know exactly what we have in Hank now, hes basically been the same thing, outside of September last year for a good long while now.

What do voluntary mean?

by JKolar on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's redefining Pyrhhic Victory...

And that’s assuming he actually won something.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aqua on Aug 21, 2009 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope he does well

But hes had about 3 good weeks all year.

I wonder if moving him out of a run producing area of the lineup was all it took to get him to actually doing something useful.

Right now I think the lineup I’d like to see is
Borbon
Young
Hamilton
Cruz
Kinsler
Murphy/Byrd
Blalock/1b
Catcher
Andrus

What do voluntary mean?

by JKolar on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Josey

“When Hank F does well, you and your kind are going to suck a nice dick.”

Hank gave you the night off, eh?

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 21, 2009 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stop acting like he hit a walkoff

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Darkest moments"?!

I thought you said he’s been carrying This Thing. You can’t carry things in the dark.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

But

didn’t you always say that we would see the Blalock of our dreams once he started getting regular playing time?

by ncrangerfan on Aug 21, 2009 7:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

bad dream.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 21, 2009 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can you find a 1B that had a worse OBP than Blalock over at least 350 PAs?

I’ve been looking through 1994 and can’t find a single player that has an OBP worse than that with that many PAs. That is historically bad.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 21, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gdawg

You’re entertaining waaaaaaay too much dialogue with me and you know what that means.

Black Francis is gonna chastize you, meaning you have to consider what everybody else in LSB is thinking and then he’ll drop a house on your fragile ego.

Relax and enjoy the moment.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just think its interesting

That for a 1B with at least half a season’s worth of playing time over the past 15 years, Blalock seems to rank dead last in OBP.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 21, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I find it sickening

that we don’t have a better option

What do voluntary mean?

by JKolar on Aug 21, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

We do

A fixed, non fucked with by Rudy Chris Davis.

by vfn on Aug 21, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

The problem is

we don’t know if Davis is fixed until hes up here and producing.

What do voluntary mean?

by JKolar on Aug 21, 2009 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can he be worse than Blowcock?

To date, even with the “incredible” night tonight, Blowcock is giving you just about as much as Davis did. The difference between the two is that you know what Blowcock will be because he’s not getting any better. We won’t know if Davis has until he’s back, and even if he hasn’t, you get better defense and you haven’t lost anything.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aqua on Aug 21, 2009 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just walked in from the game.

Great victory, good night by most. Kinsler is dropping that back shoulder again before he starts his swing, that concerns me. Blalock was quite good at the plate and MY at the field. Julio Borbon is the best hitter in the MLB, right now. Wash pulled Holland perhaps a little too early but that is quite okay after last 2 nights, better safe than sorry. Neftali is good and doesn;t feel he has to strike everybody out. Boston won again, so that was worst part of night. Eyre got through an inning but they hit the ball well off of him. Byrd was player of the game. Good night to all.

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Tea is struggling but at least give him 50 % for now.

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mix and match two games up, two games down

with Pudge getting as many ab’s v LHs as he can.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

They both suck... so you go with the guy who actually has a future here.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by LSJ on Aug 20, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Tea doesn't start hitting I'm not sure he has a future here

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 21, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

vs the Rays

TT. Better arm.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 21, 2009 7:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I had said this!

Blalock’s day-cation now must wait at least until Saturday after his three singles. Said Washington: "There’s no way I could take him out of the lineup now."

…but he could take Borbon out of the lineup after going 6-8 with 4 steals in two games.

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 21, 2009 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Wash loves his platoon veterns.

Its pretty much proven to be the case for a while now.

We have too many platoon veterns getting regular starts right now. Byrd, Blalock, Jones I think would all be better off in platoon roles, but I know thats not going to happen.

What do voluntary mean?

by JKolar on Aug 21, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else notice

that Mongo Davis has played 2 days straight at 1b after playing 3b or dh almost exclusively at okc? Almost like hes getting ready for something. Hmmmm

by Kdavis on Aug 21, 2009 12:20 AM CDT reply actions  

yep

his K-Rate and Walk Rate improvement over even last years milb time is very encouraging, methinks he has definitely been working on and improving upon the things the FO asked him to.

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sept 8 call up?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 21, 2009 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't he ineligible for the playoff roster if he gets called up Sept. 1 or later?

If the team looks to be close to a playoff spot on Aug. 31, wouldn’t it want to call Davis up then?

by Inkara1 on Aug 21, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theres some confusion on that subject the last couple days

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 21, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

He will be here before Sept.

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 21, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ivan Rodriguez as a Ranger

1.750 OPS – 355 OPS+

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

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