Greg Zaun was apparently the runner-up to play Corky in Life Goes On. - Gameday Thread 8/21/09 - #2
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I vote for Ben
to throw up GDT after the first on.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Still trying to figure out my response to the neftali hotel video
the preceding post was a great success.
"I'm dead sexy..."
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
DUDE!................................................................................................
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 21, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
pMake a gif
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 21, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the cut of Ben's jib.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
rocket rocket
All of my rocket sauce
All of my fuckin’ rocket sauce
All of my rocket sauce
I got nuthin’…
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
In case anybody didn't already realize it...
We’re being one-hit by 2009 Scott Kazmir. 57 pitches through 5 innings.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
The 2009 Texas Rangers: built for lefties who are having crappy seasons.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
But this isn't the good Kazmir of past years....
Lefties KILL this guy, right??
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Andruw Jones supposedly does.
I’ve yet to see anything to support that idea, though.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey ben
I just saw where to close comments for the actual game thread. It’s at the very bottom of the page, on the left.
x
Greg Zaun is being gushed over on the TB broadcast. Apparently he’s so amazing he “makes pitching fun for the pitchers”.
So
Who changed Miles’ avy to Barney?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
If Nipps can get through the sixth, I'll consider that a minor victory.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
He's settled down
Now if only the offense could support him a bit…
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Or... not.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
uhhhhhh....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude we just tag-team jinxed the shit out of him.
Fuck.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
One HR for each of us...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
GET. HIM. OUT. OF. THERE.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone got a link
sorry i didn’t look through the rest of the thread but i just got into columbus georgia and was hoping to find a link to the game
"It gets late early out there." - Yogi Berra
Wonder where Texas is on that "pitches seen" list.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
it was out anyway
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 21, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Wellll this game is over.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Yep.
Ball fucking game on a night we could have probably pitched one up.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
uhhhhhh......
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
So how much longer do we go with Blalock and Teagarden back-back?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
It's the new Davis/Salty.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
They're not sending him down.
No matter how shitty he is.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
i hate our offense
I hate it so fucking much.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 8:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
btw
the TB broadcast has a great camera angle over home plate. I don’t understand how most broadcasts don’t have this.
The dome???
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 21, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to see Moscoso get a shot.
Mathis can’t start though.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Doug Mathis, in 6 career starts
8.20 ERA, 1.040 OPS against, 2.136 WHIP.
Never again.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Sucky pitcher.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
ya don't got 'nough stats ta prove it.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
The scouting reports back me up too.
As does your precious eye test.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
yep
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 21, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Scares me that is our best option.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
As a Ranger...
…his issue has been health, not effectiveness.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 21, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not bad when healthy
The problem is his health consistently being up in the air.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Shit...
Thought that was gone off the bat.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
dear rangers
A hint… Kazmir has control problems. Work him, you bums.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 8:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That last out by Burrell was pretty shitty.
3-0 count when he swung at that.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Meh
its easy to pile on Dusty Tits but this is really his 2nd bad start in his last 10 apperances
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
The balls/strikes early on were horrendous, but he need to adapt to that.
The biggest fail in this game is our offense. We’re making Kazmir look terrific.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
*needed
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we please get a rally going?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Seriously
I wouldn’t mind at all if the Rangers turned themselves into a bunch of fast, slap hitting, base stealing, defensively sound players.
Fuck power.
Not happening.
Rudy’s head would explode.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
He's have to leave as a prerequisite.
My stepdad played some semi-pro ball and could never figure out why ballplayers would try to hit for power. HIs favorite player was Otis Nixon even though “he [couldn’t] throw for shit”. My step dad’s assertion was that it was impossible to pitch to guys like him.
I’m not sure if that’s true at the big league level. Maybe for Ichiro.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
He'd have to leave as a....
….my head is fucked from a 13 hour workday.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I read it as, anyway.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you kinsler
Fuck you so very much.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 8:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
go team go!
this game sucks
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Sucks we have to play two more games in this basement.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure if this was mentioned in the first gdt
yankers pilin on red sox 12 -1 top of 5th
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
Wear out that bullpen.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Bowden has one inning in that game
and 45 pitches thrown
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Hey Kinsler
Fuck you and your popup bullshit.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
7-7 with a 6+ ERA coming into this game.
And we can’t score shit.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Historically he's bent us over and had his way with us his whole career.
Not using it as an excuse though,jus sayin’.
Continue…
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 21, 2009 8:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Suddenly, Omar Minaya has stopped killing himself.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
He didn't trade him...
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 21, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't it Omar Minaya who traded him from the Mets for Zambrano?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
He had as much to do with that trade
as JD had to do with the Harang deal
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
My bad.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit, it was Duquette.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
http://mlbfleecefactor.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/great-moments-in-fleece-history-the-scott-kazmir-trade/
That says Duquette.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It wasn't Phillips
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
OT: Computer Question
My 2 yr old messed with my laptop. How do I get the menu bar at the bottom to show back up (the menu bar with the volume and all the open programs and start menu
Just keep your mouse on the bottom of the screen
until it turns into the double arrow and pull it back up.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Can you drag it back up using the mouse?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
format C:\, Reinstall Windows
That would work.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit, ground rule double...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Finally a good hit against this guy.
Now we probably won’t score the runs, though.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
DON'T TRY TO HIT A HOME RUN MARLON!
JUST GET A FUCKING HIT
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I detect Fail
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 8:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
You've seen it in its most basic form.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I was stuck in rush hour forever and god did 1080 shove cowfuckers down my throat
Is there a better station to get traffic reports from?
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Just swing for the fucking fences, who cares about actually winning the game.
Home runs are all that matters.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
God help him if he swings here.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
jones going 3-0???
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 8:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Just swung at ball four, Andruw.
Fuck you.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
unbelievable....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
They both suck
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 21, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
oh please.
Complaining about AJ dh vs pudge or hank or whoever is ridiculous.
the preceding post was a great success.
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
You let that go by, but swing at 3-0 and 3-1, when neither was a strike???
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
x
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
SNL
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a big win for baseball jesus.
At least 2 internets.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Very funny SNL skit
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
fuck this line up what the hell why the fuck is AJ batting 4th Hamilton should have been where bird is
this is unbelievable who writes the lie up card a five year old… now im pissed
Okay. My grandfather was a mason too. Pretty up there. I don't know what the degrees mean but...
…he was sort of middling I think.
I had somebody hinting around trying to get me to ask to join. Apparently they cannot ask anyone to join. Probably a big reason they’re disappearing.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you write that again in English?
Thanks.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
my grandfather and great grandfather disagreed on the whole Masons thing. My great grandfather wanted him to follow in his footsteps and join the Masons, but my Grandfather refused because he thought of them as cult.
I think that is English might be Sanskrit im not quite sure
haha ok
I’ve always thought of them as kind of weird just because of the secrets, but they do a lot of good things for society and are supposedly accepting of any religious view as long as you believe in a deity.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
ya i have no problem with them
but i also understood his point of view. He was a person who did not like secrecy and what not
x
This reminds me a lot of the Dontrelle Willis fiasco. I wonder if tomorrow we’ll read all about Kazmir is “back”.
Have we already had the obligatory "Kazmir is really on tonight" from TAG?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
andruw jones is a liabilty.
He sucks. Anyone who argues otherwise is hardheaded, a closet brave fan, an idiot. DFA.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 8:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
We should have a batter DH option vs lefties, but who is it on this roster?
the preceding post was a great success.
I wouldn't mind seeing the kid that is tearing up the basepaths and sporting the +.470 batting average.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
This game is OVA
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Quitter
It ain’t over until it’s over. Pretty early yet.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
It's over.
Five runs down in the seventh? We haven’t come back from that kind of deficit all year.
And we’re not doing it tonight.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
OT still need 3 teams for LSB fantasy footbal
have 8, sent somebody else an invite
who wants in?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I'll play
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
you have an email
you don’t mind everybody seeing? or you can email me at jeremyraw@yahoo.com and i’ll reply w/ user name and pw
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I will spam every address posted in this thread
with some thoroughly disgusting shit. Shirtless Everyday Eddie and even worse than that.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
please don't spam me
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
nah
But now that warning has been given…
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
OK I e-mailed you
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
I'll join
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
see my reply to drizzle
i’d post user name and pw, but wanna make sure the guy i invited has a chance before league fills
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Sending one now
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Mines a TCU address.....
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
good thing
you said that. because it was in my spam folder.
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
the funny thing is
if he were really doing well, we’d all be amazed at how effortless his approach is
And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213
I hate the obligatory TAG comment
About how this crappy pitcher is just pitching well
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
We suck balls.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Worst I think I've seen all year.
We’ve given up.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Hank comes out and swings at the first terrible pitch.
4 pitch inning! Are you fucking kidding me?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
4 pitch inning
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
4 fucking pitches?!?!?!
Screw them. I’m done
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
sucks angels and red sox are going to lose.
We’ve got to start gaining on them when we can, or its going to be too late.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Unbelievable.
No, wait, I take it back – I totally believe it from this team.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
went out for a smoke and top 7 over
How quick did hank get out?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 8:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So, I stepped out for a moment...
I see I haven’t missed anything.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
this game blows
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Blown chance
this game will come back to haunt them.Angels and red sox are losing.
We've had quite a few of these blown chances in the past month.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Two in the last four days.
Of course, for me to criticize the man making the calls in those games would mean I am obviously a racist, though.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, you can't state your belief that this isn't a strong enough team to do anything in the playoffs, either.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I think they could make some noise if they get in.
They’re the kind of team who could, in my opinion. They may not…who knows. But I sure hope they can stop playing like this so they can get a shot at it.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed.
If we can get in, all bets are off and this team is dangerous.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
They're the kind of team that could luck their way into the ALCS or something with their defense
But I just don’t think the offense is resilient enough to go all the way. I don’t know where you can find the team’s numbers when playing from behind (BR doesn’t seem to have them) but I’d be willing to be we’re among the worst teams in baseball at playing from behind.
As we’ve seen this past week, if we can’t take a lead and hold it, we’re pretty much dead.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
playoffs
…but I’d be willing to be we’re among the worst teams in baseball at playing from behind.
It definitely seems that way. They don’t get on base, plain and simple.
I don’t know how you can say “luck in” with defense. If you play good defense all year like they have, that’s not luck.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, by "luck" I mean have a stretch where things break our way offensively while the defense/pitching does their job
We’ve had stretches like that this year, and this team has done well under pressure. But I’m just not willing to say I can count on that happening.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Yeah I see what you mean.
But I think they’re a little better than you think they are. We’ll just have to agree to disagree.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
No not a racist
just a baseball fan, who can’t believe what is happening
Nope.
The last come-from-behind win we had was on July 10, and that was only one run.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
oh my
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Fucking figures.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Uhhhh...
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
That's gonna be overturned
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
whaaa?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Stupid stadium...
it’s like a freakin’ pinball machine…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
Yay offense!
What a stupid stadium
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Mustve hit a Cat Walk.
It came straight down.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 21, 2009 8:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I've never seen anything like that before.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
PH Borbon for Jones if we can get a few men on.
Or they bring a righty.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
HEY JONES!
Kinsler just took on 3-0. Might want to take notes on what that looks like.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Watched it in slow
Looks like Upton looks up as he’s climbing the wall. Wonder if it did hit that awning Josh was talking about.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Upton knew it. He wouldve said something about it if it didn't.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 21, 2009 8:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's what made me go back and watch it in slow.
Wish there was a wider angle though.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
looks pretty obvious that it hit something...he was climbing the fence expecting it to go over
but then reached back toward the field
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Face is doing his best to carry this team
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
I'm already dreading the upcoming Jones fail.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Ha, nice eyes on that one.
It would be just like this team to jump back in this one after I mentioned how bad they’ve seemed when playing from behind.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I wouldn't worry too much
I’m seeing a Byrd K followed by a Jones flyout or another K.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the double steal.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
THANK GOD!
Now he can’t GIDP.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Ballsy double steal
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
He doesn't care about your pleading.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember that now.
Doesn’t seem like there’s ever anyone on base for some reason, though.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa.
Looked like a strike from here.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Tracker says no, though
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
MARLON!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
Attaboy Byrdman
Please be productive Andruw
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
WOOOO BYRD'S BAT!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I just nearly had a heart attack!
Great AB Marlon
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Marlon "the bat breaker" Byrd
man he busts alot of bats
Better than him busting balls.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Need to get that runner over so there can't be a DP.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
There is no way at all he gets thrown out
Theres conservative and theres stupid.
the preceding post was a great success.
Yep.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
dear anderson
Die in a fire
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 9:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
maybe if the staff knoched all the bats
then home run swings could only get the ball over the heads of the infielders
STOP THINKING LIKE THAT TAG!!
You can’t always play for the home run. STOP THAT SHIT!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Best we could have hoped for I think.
Kinda surprised Longoria didn’t go home with that.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
That could have been worse.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
No question, pinch run Borbon here.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Done.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Thanks Warsh.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Definitely the right play.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
balfour
was so good last year. what happened?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Josh just jinxed the shit out of Hambone, too.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
No way...
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Yep, they got him.
Must have been a shitty jump.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
fuuuuuuuck
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
wish ham had a chance to tie it up
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 9:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
kinda doubt he would have
at least we have he and cruz for the ninth. some chance of a single + HR miracle.
the preceding post was a great success.
Probably shouldn't have sent him there
Although maybe that was Borbon’s decision.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I'd rather start an inning there with Hamilton-> Cruz
Than Cruz→Byrd.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean Cruz-> Blalock.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Getting to 2nd eliminates the easy force
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Angels game over. They lose 5-4.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
Apparently, the scoreboard/video screen at the new stadium is too low...
punters are hitting it
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
that was good...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
lol seriously
Jurrah’s gotta be embarrassed.
by Black Francis on Aug 21, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Earlier, they were showing some video from pre-game
and the Titans’ punter hit it about 4-5 times in a row…then it happened during the game…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
He was trying to do it before the game.
But yeah, I can’t believe they didn’t make absolutely sure it wouldn’t happen.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly...1.2 billion dollars and you don't drag your punter out there
for an hour one day to see if that’s a possibility before hanging those screens?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
From what I heard on the news one night...
McBriar went out there and kicked thirty or forty as high as he could and they put the scoreboard twenty feet higher than his highest kick.
Doesn’t look like that’s the case, though.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
*sigh*
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
It's Tropicana Field.
He’s probably out in left all by himself.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Its amazing how many empty seats there are
It’s Friday night and the Rays are in the playoff hunt.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
Well at least we know they don't have a shutdown closer.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
They don't?
Howell is pretty good. Wheeler is kind of meh though I guess.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
They just said they have 8 guys who have recorded a save.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
They've kind of mixed and matched
But they have pretty good bullpen.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That was the softest popup I think I've ever seen.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
It's The Babe
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
Well
At least the Angels lost and the Red Sox are getting a Yankee rectal exam.
"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard
Hahahahahahaha
Wait. That might have hit him.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
ring of fire
They never play that. Rip off artists
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 21, 2009 9:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
This is going to be bad.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Sphycter. Tightening.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 21, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
CJ didn't have his command tonight.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Thanks Tom.
We know we have to get out of this.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Thanks Darren!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Very nicely done.
3 pitches and sit the hell down.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
WOW!!
Very nice….
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
Nice job O'Day.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
O'Day O' Happy Day
"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard
Hey...9th inning
IT’S ON!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
YOU ARE SO RIGHT, GHOSTOFSTEVEFOUCAULT!
BTW, who is Steve Foucault?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
By anyone not named Hank Blalock
"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard
by Pocket Ninja on Aug 21, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh god.
If we had two of them?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Gross.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Pudge?
He can play 1b
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
is it me
or is oday some kinda badass?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
he's a baaaad man..
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm hoping they use Wheeler in the 9th
He has a .215 BABIP this year. I’d be happy to see us cause some regression.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Aw fuck, it's Howell.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Shit.
Hamilton looks terrible.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
that was ugly
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Ugh.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Cruz is going to get on base just to give Hack the chance to tie the game.
And he will fail mightily.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Is that better or worse than sucking normal ass?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus, why would you wear three shirts and 3 socks when you're pitching?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Like to see him try that shit in Texas.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
He'd go through about 15 shirts.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
And Blowcock comes up as the last out.
Howell has to be relieved.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
ok
so worst guy in the world at getting on base is up and you’re 2 runs down with nobody on. What do you do?
They're pitching him like he's the fucking Big Bopper.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Watch, he'll reach here
Tea will K or something, and Josey will tell y’all how clutch Hank is.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
go with your gut and let Hank hit
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 21, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Do teams
even bother with a scouting report for Hank?
waste of resources
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Scouting report is pretty easy:
Throw pitch. He will get out.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe teagarden
can hit another kinda sorta maybe home run
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Is there a protocol for that?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
It's already happened
Hank walked.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
back to back homers
2nd homer so far it’s a walk off because TBay forfeits?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
How hilarious would it be if Hank stole second or something
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
If Hank ever stole home, I'd shit myself.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 21, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
why would you swing at that crap?
nice tea. nice.
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 21, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
nice swing there teagarden
it was clearly a strike, guess you had no choice
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Why no pudge?
Why not ph pudge there?
by bstair on Aug 21, 2009 9:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Sigh.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
OH FUCK YOU TEAGARDEN
The worst pitch of your entire at bat and you come out of your shoes to miss it.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
LAA has to love our team.
Every time they lose we make it meaningless. Now they’ll go win another 8 in a row.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Ian tyson
that same ol uppercut swing, if he was a boxer he would be devastating.
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