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dribbled in my pantaloons
"You build 1000 bridges and suck 1 dick, you are not a bridge builder, you are a cocksucker." SaltyGoesYard
Booyaaa
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
FACE SAYS "GET ON MY BACK GUYS!"
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Meanie!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You know what I wanted to say?
“I’m only rude to people at work if I think they’re stupid.”
But I’m friends with my boss on Facebook… plus several of my co-workers! (Presumably the ones who don’t think I’m rude and abrasive.)
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Hi!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I think not
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 22, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Face!!!
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Ben, you're a little obsessed with epic boob girl.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
He's just trying to kill AJM's ad revenue
I think him and Jayslick have a side deal…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Game Thread II
Revenge of the Face!
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FOTMFF!!!
Holy shit he has this team on his back!
Goosebumpalicious.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
And Black Francis looked upon it.
And it was good.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
lulz
I wish everything turned out that way.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
blackfrancis
Still around $20000 and up for the area you want. Depends on the sq. ft.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
DFA!!!
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
or send to AAA
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd settle with not playing him instead of Cruz.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I say we sub Cruz
for da Murph next time through the lineup
Blah Byrd.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Happy Time
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
I have to go visit family tomorrow
Would almost rather eat a bullet.
A nice Rangers win would make tomorrow morning much easier.
Just noticed that too.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
97 will do
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Speachist.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Called it
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Yep.
Pulled a Josh there bigtime.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
nooooooo!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
a walk?
what?
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
Fucking Barnett.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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His 1st walk
And a tears slides down a man’s cheek…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
was he a Native American
and was there some trash?
Longtime lurker
I hate the wave
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
ugh...same here
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 22, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
K/BB dropped from infinity to 17
DFA! :-D
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Ah, shit!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
That looked like it was on Blalock.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
CD gets that
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 22, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
What the F?
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
I was way off
Nowhere near his feet. Not a very good throw though.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoever you are responding to me
I have no idea what you’re saying so don’t waste your time.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh fuck me.
We have to stop that shit.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Oh dear god.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Good lord.
That’s TWICE in two days they’ve thrown it away trying to hold Gross.
HE’S NOT A FUCKING THREAT TO STEAL, YOU FUCKS!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
He's holding back for 2 inning probably
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 22, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
innings*
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 22, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
He's doing it on purpose looks like to me. Saving his arm. He's getting the job done as is....no need to push it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Did your inside sources tell you that?
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
14 pitches that inning, last one at 97mph
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Good thing Grilli is back
we need another good middle man
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 22, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't believe how much extraneous noise is in this park
At what point do they start banning that crap? Don’t the Rays ever get distracted by it?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Oh... yeah.
Only on Google do I see that.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Activate Mechanism
Shall be my new preferred phrase when…well, you know…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You take it in the poopchute?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
That's only on Tuesdays, and your reservation is longstanding.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Don't you dare bigtime me now Rodney.
We’ve been through too much.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that code for something?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Everything I say is code for something, Rodney.
Everything.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
The extraneous noise
You probably just notice it because of how quiet the stadium is overall.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 22, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That may be true
The freaking cowbell stands out probably more than it should.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Very reactive crowd
Deafening when it gets loud, but certainly gets pin-drop quiet during course of game.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Our offense is offensive.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Murphy's inclusion doesn't make sense to me
The guy couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
the more I think about it
the more I believe he doesn’t have a place on this team if they are committed to Borbon
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
I like Murphy
And I really like Borbon, but I don’t know about that quite yet. Wait until we see what a bad streak from Borbon looks like.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Give him a modified calendar?
April, Amay, Ajune, Ajuly, August, Aseptember?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He was hitting good vs Garza
before this game
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
They really need to sub Cruz
For Murph next inning.
He's no Sexson, sir.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I have a feeling that this game is gigantic...it's gonna be a very interesting back third of the game.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
The win by BOS over a pitcher who should have beat them. Could be a huge momentum shift.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Burnett looked terrible today.
Just terrible. 8 runs allowed?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Boston and the Angels won.
Lose today you risk the sweep and going into a tie with the Rays in the wild card. Starting the road trip off at 0-3
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Win today and you "risk" losing tomorrow as well.
Two different games.
Ultimately it’s just one game.
Yes but you wouldn't be getting swept.....I don't see your argument you already agreed that this was an important game.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Important.
Just like all 162.
People keep trying to make some of these games (usually losses) the decisive game of the season. Not how baseball works though.
Thank goodness you're here to straighten everyone out
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 22, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
SIT DOWN UPTON!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
SIT DOWN, TOO BARTLETT!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Rangers have allowed the fewest unearned runs in AL this year - 29
Totaled 107 last year. Defense, bitches.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
K-Rod
………Without the doucheness…..
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
That's a lot of doucheness to just assume away.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
So Feliz looks like the kind of guy that takes a while to get going, but can get people out while he warms up.
Bodes well for his starting career.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Valid point,
and one I like very much.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR SARCASM, RODNEY!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are you yelling
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Quote fail
Sigh…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
x
Why are you yelling, you’re a foot from me.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
nice scoop hank f
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Good Blalock
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Feliz
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Springer... very hittable.
Be patient, Tea.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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Yes it does.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah and off day Monday
So Wash probably isn’t going to use him Tuesday since he’ll have CJ, Frankie, & O’Day all available
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Forgot about the offday...
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 22, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Pitches are more important than innings...
25 isn’t that many…
He's a converted starter who we hope will go back to being a starter.
I think he’ll be ok.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that's what the PC is talking to him about
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Favorite store of such luminaries as Pol Pot, Josef Stalin, and Saddam Hussein.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I always call it that.
Not a misspelling. One of the many ways I amuse myself.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Like Angels?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Nnot sure what you're talking about
…I don’t call them the Angles.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I do
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
yeah then it would be similar to that.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Except Home Despot is actually somewhat useful
The Angels are full of nothing but suck.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
True dat
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
It's funny though
…that I can go to some place like ACE hardware and it still has everything I would want in spite of being 1/20th the size.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Concord grapes
Partly making up for the suck of this game.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Ya'll know...
Checkers got some Crazy Good Wings
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
They are pretty damn good
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
haha... I know
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 22, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Well well welll...
Tie game in the 8th. How about that.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Hey, you're up before 7PST?
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ha. Hey, it was Friday night...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Lucky there.
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Zobrist makes me nervous
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Is it allowed in the minors?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Needs to cut that shit out.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
MURPH!
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 22, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
Julio would be standing there
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 22, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
MURPH!!!!!!!
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Oh sheesh, nice job Murph!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I'm sorry I said I don't think Murph sees the ball coming off the bat.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
No, that's Cruz
Don’t you read the morons at DMN?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Actually
no. I can’t afford to lose the IQ points.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Ha!
Sounds exactly like something I might say :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
feliz thought he gave it up
byrd was pretty pumped too lol
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 22, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
Whew.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
for a K?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
imho, you need to die in a fire, fwiw
imo, ymmv
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You have no idea how much the troll script has improved my GDT blood pressure.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Engage Cloaking Device.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You wanna a cookie?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Look at the comment thread above immediately above this.
THAT’S who sucks.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I will refrain from making predictions for the rest of the season
by oc on Aug 22, 2009 8:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yeah, we all hate you now.
I mean, like worse…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
G'job, Ceej.
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CJ... ?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
the ump
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 22, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
There's nothing left for him to do down there is there?
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Rangers need help winning games
With the way Hack is playing.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Well he couldn't be any worse
Not to mention it looks like he has found his swing again.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Sadly...
He actually WAS worse…
Blalock sucks, but thinking Davis is the answer seems a little optimistic…
I don’t think anybody expected anything less than what he’s doing at OKC right now…
I think plenty expected him
to suck in OKC
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
He sucks.
He couldn’t get a hit that other AB, WTF?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Oh jesus, CJ.
Don’t start this shit. Burrell is struggling. Come on.
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