Hot Israeli Soldier Girl says it's time for a rally thread. 8/22/09 Gameday Thread 2.
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oooo someone's busted
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
guessing a fan did something
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That's what I'm here for, sir.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Love the .50 cal. You never know when you’re gonna need to kill everyone in the room
by De Peche Ranger on Aug 22, 2009 9:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
lol Upton
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Thank you, BJ
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I wasn't watching ...
could Murphy have saved a run by playing the ball off the wall instead of going for the catch in the 8th?
Possibly, but he had a shot to make the catch
and was trying to end the inning. Not gonna fault him for that one.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
doubt it. two outs running on contact.
besides it looked like it was going out. If he didn’t jump and it went out everyone would be pissed.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
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Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Bossman Junior
what a badass name.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
That's what I named my dong.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't think I'd associate "junior"
with my dong.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I sure hope your dong isn't struggling mightily this year like BJ...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I am married with a newborn.
OF COURSE IT IS!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Their "live lookin" thingy?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That's what.... she said... ?
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I like that.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Ugh.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Oh Goddamn it.
Throw strikes.
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nervous toss there
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WHEW.
Well done, DOD.
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Carrying This Thing defensively!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
*raises hand*
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
no
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
TT has more power than Pudge
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
A K is a K no matter who is up there.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
That Israeli chick kinds looks like Megan Fox
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
it is such an outrage to have these ads between innings on MLB.tv
sooooo annoying. how about you switch me over to the best game currently on instead?
So would anyone be surprised. . .
. . . if a game like this between these two teams is in the ALCS a time or two in the near future?
Hit one so hard the Rays decide not to bat in the bottom of the inning.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 22, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
7 IP, 0 R
Blake Beavan, everyone.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
x
First, Beavan hugged his mother, Michelle. Then, he put on a navy-blue striped Rangers cap and did a TV interview wearing a white T-shirt with orange lettering that read, This Is Why I’m Hot.
Any K's?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Heh
2.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 22, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yuck.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
0 BBs.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 22, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually
1 BB.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Aug 22, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow,
that was a strike.
Gotta learn how to handle outside pitches, Ian.
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If he can't pull it
it’s not worth swinging at, apparently. Wish he could learn to go the other way.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Good to see
the Rangers start taking some pitches…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 22, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
If Chris Davis can't out-hit Hank Blalock right now...
…he needs to be released. If Davis can’t out-hit Blalock, he’s a waste of a 40 man roster spot.
Travis Metcalf could outhit Blalock right now.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Oh, the drama.
He’ll have a great shot at being good in 2010. You don’t release a young prospect because he continues to struggle once being called back up.
You missed my point
Nice try, though.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha
catwalk comes into play again.
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Ahahahaha
Now do something with that, Tea.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
ok
now he has to get a hit
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Air Conditioning and Cigar Bar
disagree.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
U been before?
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool. Well, that's interesting...
considering construction on Tropicana Field began in 1986.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
K....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropicana_Field
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
It's actually not
you are apparently mistaken on venues.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahahhaha.
Ok, man. Whatever. Here’s another link. Completed 4 years later in 1990 as Florida Suncoast Dome.
http://www.ballparks.com/baseball/american/tropic.htm
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Not in 1982
at the Florida Suncoast Dome aka Thunderdome aka Tropicana Field.
IT WAS A VACANT LOT IN 1982!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
In most certainly was not!
I was there.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Now you're just arguing against cold, hard facts.
I’ll just end this discussion. Whatever man.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
screw facts. I’d rather fuck with people.
by Black Francis on Aug 22, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
O'Day again???
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At least both bullpens will be pretty much fried tomorrow.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
But we got an Ace in the hole
JJ
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Grilli!
Don’t be rusty.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
rust
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Be good Neighborhood Grilli!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
Well...
At least if we get through this inning, we’re looking at the halfway decent part of the order…
Gah
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Dyno?!?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
Barnett
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
S'what I suspected.
And that was before he said, “That’s the first player Grilli has hit.”
…
…
…
…
…
“This year.”
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Barnett
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
wait
now they can put Jennings in and he can let the inherited runner score.
Grilli?
Really???? Hahaha. This is bad.
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Grilli?
Really? Silly.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 22, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh come on Grilli.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
????
a/s/l???
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Extremly rusty.
Game over in 3… 2…
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Ugh he will be tweeting about this all night.
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True dat.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
FX2, please?
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setting up the triple play
only thing I can figure out of Grilli
I think the fans there are chanting...
“TRI…PLE…PLAY”
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 22, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
The Triple Play Triceratops...
…worked earlier this year.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 22, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Just don't get it.
We’re dicked.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
It is
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
x
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Waiting to load.
My computer gets slow when I run both MLB.tv and the GDT.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Dammit.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
Didn't get a single fucking out in the tenth, great job Grilli.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Grilli... fresh off the DL and into the fire right here.
Go with FX2, for crissakes.
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If FX2 can't go two,
then Mathis or Grilli after Francisco. I want my best pitcher in the game to try to carry them to the 11th.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Why?
And if you’re going to use Francisco in that situation, shouldn’t he have pitched in the 9th?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 22, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm comfortable with O'Day in 9th.
If Rangers get lead, Frankie can close the 10th. I’m not comfortable with rusty Grilli pitching the 10th. Borderline comfortable with Mathis. The point is to carry the game on, and FX2 is the best guy to do that.
I like how Francona uses Papelbum in non-save, extra inning situations.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Have to save him for the save
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Carlos Pena
has that same look in his eyes as the Israeli Girl during this series.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
This bullpen's lost it's Mojo
And if this team is to make a playoff run, they’d better get it back before Boston’s bats catch fire.
Defending Big D | TheStarsFans | But a Hawks fan since 1989
SP is struggling which
is exposing the bullpen. It would be a nice tine for the ofense heat up and carry this team for awhile.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Gotta get rid of Blalock before that happens.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
40 games to go
hope meter is edging toward empty. HAVE to avoid the sweep tomorrow and then at least split the 6 with NYY and MIN.
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