CD is Jonny Donuts' boy -- How it Plays in The Room.
by benmor78 on Aug 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT
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So, as we know, Chris Davis was "sucking the biggest dick" of any first baseman ever, right? That glorious day on July 5, the chemistry improved and the team went on a tear and all that? Because Davis is Donuts' boy, and it wasn't playing well in The Room. Except the pregame interview seems to show Face coming over and giving Davis a big hug. Why would Face want to hug The Fart in the Room?
I mean, it can't be that Young is glad to have Davis back up on the big club, can it? Shit, maybe Kevin Mench isn't the source for inside Rangers information that Josey made him out to be...
Edit - I don't know where Adam is, so I'll just make this the Gameday Thread 2.
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Thanks Ben
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I vote Ben for GDT-maker
forever and ever
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Thirded
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Dshepp...
needs to make a gif of that Face/Davis hug so that it can be trotted out whenever Josey opines about chemistry.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Well, for weeks at a time there'd be no GDT's.
The ones he does make are good. The captions are good.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
All right, Dustin...
you’re my new “blog enemy.”
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Finally.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Heh
Waddya think Pudge jsut said to Millood?
I vote for “THROW SOME STRIKES YOU FAT FUCK!”
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Yeah
or something to that effect. Maybe some Spanish in there too?
I remember a commercial where Pudge...
said that what he says when he’s talking to pitchers is “One is for ketchup, two is for sugar.”
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
How long can Millwood go? 5?
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
Then Happy comes in and strikes the next batter out!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you
Douche.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
"He grinds it every day"
Wash has been hanging out with Busby.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That was almost exactly where Hamiltons was
Swisher wasn’t playing deep for Young though
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Fucking Swisher
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
stupid short porch
allows the right fielder to make that play
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Why did Josh pull up there?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
RE: your assertion that "many more people" did not want to send Davis down...
I invite you to read this.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
i think he heard you
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Not that one!
That was a meatball!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
The frustrating thing is, he's capable of having good AB's when he puts his mind to it
He just doesn’t do it near enough.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
A double would be good here.
Maybe I should change the Alyssa Milano photo to a double inducing photo? Would see it a lot more then, at least.
Goddamn.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Josh has lost a step or two
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Will be interesting to see what happens if he does another .315 wOBA year next year.
First 3 months of last year have bought him a whole lot of time, imho.
On the bright side
Byrd can’t GIDP again.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Jesus Josh
Are you even running?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
well, I would
I don’t know what others are seeing.
he got an iffy jump and posada made a good throw. it was 84 mph and in the perfect location to throw, not actually a bad pitch to throw on just because it wasn’t a fastball.
the preceding post was a great success.
Running hard and running fast are not the same thing
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
He looked like he practically pulled up and stopped near the end
Started off digging, and then slowed way down.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Josh is kind of.... slow
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
Terrible jump.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Piss, that was a bit generous
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
It was awful close
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
And they are the Yankees
They get the close calls
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
even if Byrd had swung at that
he wasn’t going to do much with it
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Why is this guy batting clean-up?
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
The Gut
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
he gave Ron a carton of Winstons?
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-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what's so pathetic.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
his clutch numbers are poor
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you questioning the Gutfather?!?!?
Care to swim with the fishes at the bottom of Lake Arlington wearing Matt Kata’s cement filled boots?
Don’t ask me how he got Matt’s boots.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
I thought it was Mark Holtz lake
the same place he goes noodlin for cats!
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
hi ya Tracy... just trying to enjoy this game here if at all possible
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
It's tough but I have faith in the Rangers
How things going for ya? Staying busy?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
yes sir
sweating it out in Dallas for the night and then off to Kansas City.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Matt Kata wore boots?
That’d be an interesting sight…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Aug 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
hi Micah dear would you happen to have that pic
of Milly proudly holding up a pair of last years jeans?
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
This one? :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks doll yep that's it...kinda keeps things in perspective
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
yeah, and all those crappy pitchers
always bring their Ace stuff against us
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Well he gets paid
We as fans don’t. We get emotinal it is what fans do.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Ok ass
Most fans cheer from their heart. For you to be a friend of Tommy H. you really trash the Rangers a lot with negativity.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
This looks like one of those games
Where Kevin will go 5 and only give up the 4 runs. Alot of walks, not many Ks, but he’ll gut it out and save our bullpen
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Here's where he gets in trouble
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
Not!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
5 pitch third
word to your mothers.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Good comeback Milly.
Time to get some runs off DUI!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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5-pitch third
Where the fuck was that the first two frames?
Nice recovery.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Stop writing "fwiw"
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I will when you stop writing it, cock.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Just saying that it's a little hard to take your salient points seriously...
…when you are a syntax trainwreck.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Sometimes he uses "imho"
And LOL
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
His use of chatspeak and smileys are one of the main reasons I think he's a bit.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I still think he's Josey
Who has access to IP logs?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh...
Because surely 2 people couldn’t BOTH think Chris Davis hasn’t been awesome this year, right?
Can you link me to a quote...
…where someone on LSB called Davis’ 2009 season “awesome”?
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Well there was the bit where you were praising Josey as the most intelligent poster on the board
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
That was much better Milly.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I'm thinking about hitting the treadmill for a few innings
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
I want to lose 25 more lbs. by Christmas
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
In hopes Santa will bring me...
…good health and a date or two.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Aug 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't want kisnler in the lineup if he's going to do this shit again
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
dammit Kinsler
stop popping it UP!!!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
What the hell is wrong with Kinsler?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
he should have been left in Frisco for 2 weeks'
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
eh
Hopefully it’s not — and I do not want to say this — Hank F Blalock syndrome.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
He might if he isnt sent to AAA to work on his swing
lord knows that is the only place where the philosophy is not “keep doing what you are doing”
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinsler unfortunately becoming a hole in the lineup.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I wonder where Kinsler's FB% stands this year vs. all-time records
Seems like he’s should be setting a record.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I drafted Kinsler in the first round of a fantasy draft this year
and MOCKED the guy who took Utley, for probably 2 months. I’m eating freaking crow now.
I was pretty pissed when I got Utley instead of Kinsler in an auction league
I wish Kinsler hadn’t made that a good move
Awesome, Pudge.
No beef with you, sir. Stay as long as you’d like.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Joba looks like a complete douche
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Pinstripes take off 20 pounds, but they add 30 auras of douche
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That's how you lay off a slider
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
What are you hopping up and down for, fat ass?
That was a ball.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Yay Pudge
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
How much of an advantage is it for Pudge having caught Joba last year?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
the same it was for Teagarden to catch J.P. Howell in college
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, Davis is more open in his stance
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Little too far in I think
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Pudge is reaking havoc on the basepaths
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
LOL.
Good for him.
I certainly wouldn’t act like a .203 hitting player getting on base twice in a row can’t possibly suck, fwiw.
Shut the fuck up fwiw
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
Negative right there
Dude is 2/2 give him respect. You have to be Joseys son.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
I do.
Did it in another post. Just laughing at people who think 2 PAs tell the whole story.
Funny stuff.
2 months ago don't tell the whole story either
which was my fucking point. The time he spent at AAA was good.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you just seem completely opposed to the idea that Davis may have improved.
I don’t think you’re giving him a fair shake, to be honest. That’s my lone beef.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Sure he could have.
I certainly hope he has as now it’s a lot more important that he do so.
I just find the idea from many here that he couldn’t possibly be worse than Blalock comical… as he was just that for half a season this year.
"GOD HE SUCKS" was sarcasm
Do you understand sarcasm?
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmmm..... CD on base TWICE.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
hahaha
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Wreck this man.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
...and it would have orbited the Earth to come back and hit Chris Davis on the head.
NY media would call him a pussy for having the trainer look at it too.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice, Chris!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
CD.
Bringing sexy back.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Davis!
Still rocking the 1.000 OBP
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
If dolphins are so smart...
…why do they live in igloos?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Dolphins don't live in igloos, those are Eskimos, stupid!
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Wooo Davis
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I don't care what anyone else says, he's back...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
WHY IS THIS GUY UP HERE SHITTING THE BED IN THE SHOW.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Josey
Another one you can stick you your ass.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
He could go hitless the rest of the week now and still outproduce Blalock
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
Elvis is my hero.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
nice range Jeets!
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Woo!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
attaboy, Elvis!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
I looooove Elvis!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Hmmmmm
“little E” knocks in a run set up by a Chris Davis walk.
Uh oh…..
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Tiny E, fwiw.
And I don’t think Josey meant it as a knock. It’s a great nickname, imho. Have you seen the Tiny E sketch?
Oh yes, sorry.
Can’t keep up with CD’s multiple successes this game.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
KING OF THE DIAMOND
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Elvis driving in Pudge
Changing of the guard?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
"That Kid's Been Ready for The Show" - Nolan.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
Hooray!!
Coolio.
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WORD TO YOUR MOTHERS!
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BORBON!!!
COMEBACK BITCHES
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
WOOHOO!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
third pitch of the at bat if it gets that far
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Ah, no thx.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
The Kids.
Crapping their pants.
Filling their diapers.
Shitting the bed.
And it smells wonderful.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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fack the jankees.
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
CDavis coming back ready to kick Josey in the crotch...
Love it.
My dad and brother were blown away he watched the first 5 pitches he saw back in the bigs go by…
Hooray.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
5-4!!!! holy mother!
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Let it ride. Suck it MF Yankees!!
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
WOOOOOO 2 OUT RALLY
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Ahahahahahaha!!!!
Boo that, Yankee bitches!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Partly because he keeps swinging at balls
It would be awesome if he could start hitting again
Thank you ab03! Troll Script
I sure wish a certain back up first baseman
knew about that
nice little comeback
keep it up
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Andrus and Borbon wear this shirt under their jerseys!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Davis + Borbon + Andrus + Pudge = alon91 is happy
by alon91 on Aug 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
haha
The second I looked at this the Rangers scored 2. Much win.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh
doesn’t look very good.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
3 for 3
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
The Gut makes me want to go out and buy some sunflower seeds.
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions
I like this game.
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Hambino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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JOSH!!!!!
ATTABOY JEEETS
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WOOT!!!! WOOT!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You probably have the best avatar on this entire site.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks...it's a personal favorite...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
HAMMMMMYYYYY!!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
put a "x" in the subject line please.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
HAHAHAHA!!!
Suck it Yanks!!
"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.
"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike
After a 5 pitch inning
I don’t think so
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
jeebus you are one big fonking bit!!! is this gordo?
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a bit to applaud the manager for doing the right thing
despite many here wanting him to do otherwise?
Interesting. Duly noted.
Alright
Lets keep it coming fellas. The Yanks will not be held to four runs.
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
by JukeboxJoe on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
This inning
Is bottled awesome.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
All the bloops and ground ball hits we haven't got over the last 2 weeks
We get in one inning against the Yankees—there is justice in this world!
Ok, that's cool
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
mmmm...zebra cakes...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Gah, oh well. 3 run lead.
Gotta love it.
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Can't get on him for that one
close pitch, trying to work the walk, good inning..
the preceding post was a great success.
That inning is what this team has been missing all year
If we can start having some of those down the stretch, I just might start to believe in this thing a little.
Awe. Fucking. Some.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That Byrd AB
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Great inning right there
Spotted them the first 4 then we score the next 7. Come on Milly shut down inng please.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
But Millwood's here with the buzzkill
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
fuck me.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
WTF
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Ken Singleton on the Yankees broadcast was defending him saying that
when he played they were taught to overrun the foul line on a ball that was close that they weren’t going to get to.
I doubt that’s what Cruz was consciously doing though.
That wouldn't get out in most rec league parks.
What a shitty joke this bandbox is.
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Well it hit off the pole anyway
Cruz should have been on it but it was a HR no matter what
the preceding post was a great success.
So much for the shutdown inning
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
because of a week freaking pop up
that would have been an out in every other park except maybe fenway where it would have gone off the wall
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddamnit!! I'm at work. FML.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
x
true but they are playing in Yankee Stadium!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
TAG said it would have only been a HR in Yankee Stadium and Fenway, now way it was high enough at 310 to get out
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
x
true never enough air under that one.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
night cant get much better so far
got out of class an hour early
rangers are winning 7-5 (it was 4-2 when i last looked)
and i can watch the rangers.
w00t.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
It just got better!!!
Way to go, Cruz!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Sit down, Damon!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
KKevin
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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