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CD is Jonny Donuts' boy -- How it Plays in The Room.



So, as we know, Chris Davis was "sucking the biggest dick" of any first baseman ever, right?  That glorious day on July 5, the chemistry improved and the team went on a tear and all that?  Because Davis is Donuts' boy, and it wasn't playing well in The Room.  Except the pregame interview seems to show Face coming over and giving Davis a big hug.  Why would Face want to hug The Fart in the Room?

I mean, it can't be that Young is glad to have Davis back up on the big club, can it?  Shit, maybe Kevin Mench isn't the source for inside Rangers information that Josey made him out to be...

 

Edit - I don't know where Adam is, so I'll just make this the Gameday Thread 2.

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Thanks Ben

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I vote Ben for GDT-maker

forever and ever

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I second this

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thirded

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dshepp...

needs to make a gif of that Face/Davis hug so that it can be trotted out whenever Josey opines about chemistry.

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Aug 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+Juan

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure that would end well

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, for weeks at a time there'd be no GDT's.

The ones he does make are good. The captions are good.

by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All right, Dustin...

you’re my new “blog enemy.”

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Aug 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

score some more runs

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Waddya think Pudge jsut said to Millood?

I vote for “THROW SOME STRIKES YOU FAT FUCK!”

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

or something to that effect. Maybe some Spanish in there too?

by GoDMurphy on Aug 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember a commercial where Pudge...

said that what he says when he’s talking to pitchers is “One is for ketchup, two is for sugar.”

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Aug 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How long can Millwood go? 5?

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4 2/3, leaves with bases loaded

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then Happy comes in and strikes the next batter out!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you nick

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Billy Beane called

he wanted to do you in the ass stll

by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you

Douche.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"He grinds it every day"

Wash has been hanging out with Busby.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was almost exactly where Hamiltons was

Swisher wasn’t playing deep for Young though

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Swisher

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stupid short porch

allows the right fielder to make that play

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Josh Hamilton hurt

or was that the slowest run I’ve ever seen by him?

by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he was*...

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go team go!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Aug 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why did Josh pull up there?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrd

take some damn pitches!

by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i think he heard you

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not that one!

That was a meatball!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The frustrating thing is, he's capable of having good AB's when he puts his mind to it

He just doesn’t do it near enough.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rangers have the fewest GIDP in the majors

this year, according to NY announcers. Didn’t know that.

by LukeR on Aug 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they probably led

until Kinsler went 3 months with a .250 obp

by skaks on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A double would be good here.

Maybe I should change the Alyssa Milano photo to a double inducing photo? Would see it a lot more then, at least.

by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh has lost a step or two

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Will be interesting to see what happens if he does another .315 wOBA year next year.

First 3 months of last year have bought him a whole lot of time, imho.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On the bright side

Byrd can’t GIDP again.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Josh

Are you even running?

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

watch the replay?

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

....he clearly ran hard.

bad jump.

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't say "clearly".

Might be something wrong, imho.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, I would

I don’t know what others are seeing.

he got an iffy jump and posada made a good throw. it was 84 mph and in the perfect location to throw, not actually a bad pitch to throw on just because it wasn’t a fastball.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Running hard and running fast are not the same thing

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looked like he practically pulled up and stopped near the end

Started off digging, and then slowed way down.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh is kind of.... slow

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking shitty

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Umm

I’m still waiting for that to cross the plate

by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Piss, that was a bit generous

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It was awful close

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they are the Yankees

They get the close calls

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

even if Byrd had swung at that

he wasn’t going to do much with it

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is this guy batting clean-up?

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Gut

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he gave Ron a carton of Winstons?

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what's so pathetic.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his clutch numbers are poor

I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.

by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you questioning the Gutfather?!?!?

Care to swim with the fishes at the bottom of Lake Arlington wearing Matt Kata’s cement filled boots?

Don’t ask me how he got Matt’s boots.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit, LAMF.

I’ve missed ya.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe thanks

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was Mark Holtz lake

the same place he goes noodlin for cats!

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Ron what's up

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hi ya Tracy... just trying to enjoy this game here if at all possible

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's tough but I have faith in the Rangers

How things going for ya? Staying busy?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes sir

sweating it out in Dallas for the night and then off to Kansas City.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Travel safe my friend

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Kata wore boots?

That’d be an interesting sight…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hi Micah dear would you happen to have that pic

of Milly proudly holding up a pair of last years jeans?

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This one? :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks doll yep that's it...kinda keeps things in perspective

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's right

davis came up cause jones had to go to the dl

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, and all those crappy pitchers

always bring their Ace stuff against us

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well he gets paid

We as fans don’t. We get emotinal it is what fans do.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speak for yourself.

Some here can assess the game rationally.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok ass

Most fans cheer from their heart. For you to be a friend of Tommy H. you really trash the Rangers a lot with negativity.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um, huh?

How did I “trash the Rangers”?

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This looks like one of those games

Where Kevin will go 5 and only give up the 4 runs. Alot of walks, not many Ks, but he’ll gut it out and save our bullpen

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good job

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's where he gets in trouble

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank the lawd

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5 pitch third

word to your mothers.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5-pitch third

Where the fuck was that the first two frames?

Nice recovery.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop writing "fwiw"

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will when you stop writing it, cock.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Use it in a correct context, and we will.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just saying that it's a little hard to take your salient points seriously...

…when you are a syntax trainwreck.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes he uses "imho"

And LOL

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His use of chatspeak and smileys are one of the main reasons I think he's a bit.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think he's Josey

Who has access to IP logs?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

Because surely 2 people couldn’t BOTH think Chris Davis hasn’t been awesome this year, right?

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you link me to a quote...

…where someone on LSB called Davis’ 2009 season “awesome”?

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well there was the bit where you were praising Josey as the most intelligent poster on the board

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was much better Milly.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kinsler leading off again >.<

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit Kinsler

stop popping it UP!!!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is wrong with Kinsler?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he should have been left in Frisco for 2 weeks'

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh

Hopefully it’s not — and I do not want to say this — Hank F Blalock syndrome.

by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He might if he isnt sent to AAA to work on his swing

lord knows that is the only place where the philosophy is not “keep doing what you are doing”

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a ball

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

u are correct sir

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler unfortunately becoming a hole in the lineup.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder where Kinsler's FB% stands this year vs. all-time records

Seems like he’s should be setting a record.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wasn’t even ready to swing

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

David Cone

“This is what happens when you swing a bat in a swimming pool”….very true.

by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome, Pudge.

No beef with you, sir. Stay as long as you’d like.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm pduge

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joba looks like a complete douche

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pinstripes take off 20 pounds, but they add 30 auras of douche

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's how you lay off a slider

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What are you hopping up and down for, fat ass?

That was a ball.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Pudge

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How much of an advantage is it for Pudge having caught Joba last year?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the same it was for Teagarden to catch J.P. Howell in college

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, Davis is more open in his stance

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was the pitch davis

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's okay

he deserves a few ABs before any judgement

by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Little too far in I think

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pudge is reaking havoc on the basepaths

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rocket

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back...

…head-on-straight Chris Davis.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

Good for him.

I certainly wouldn’t act like a .203 hitting player getting on base twice in a row can’t possibly suck, fwiw.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut the fuck up fwiw

"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.

"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike

by txhc on Aug 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Negative right there

Dude is 2/2 give him respect. You have to be Joseys son.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do.

Did it in another post. Just laughing at people who think 2 PAs tell the whole story.

Funny stuff.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 months ago don't tell the whole story either

which was my fucking point. The time he spent at AAA was good.

by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you just seem completely opposed to the idea that Davis may have improved.

I don’t think you’re giving him a fair shake, to be honest. That’s my lone beef.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure he could have.

I certainly hope he has as now it’s a lot more important that he do so.

I just find the idea from many here that he couldn’t possibly be worse than Blalock comical… as he was just that for half a season this year.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

irrelevant

he changed his approach and swing

by Horns130 on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm..... CD on base TWICE.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Hank woulda homered.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

.203, fwiw.

You are into sample sizes of 1 now too?

Wow.

Very Joseyesque, imho.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap

that’s awesome

by alon91 on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait in line

Josey’s blowing Hank for the next 3 hours.

by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes AJM

Texas_Dawg = Josey

by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wreck this man.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOO

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I said... Joseyesque.

Funny how much the people who hate him here are just like him.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, Chris!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CD.

Bringing sexy back.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis!

Still rocking the 1.000 OBP

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

very nice!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

attaboy Chris!!!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris Davis

With just a stupid single. Why doesn’t he hit a home run if he’s so smart?

by alon91 on Aug 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dolphins don't live in igloos, those are Eskimos, stupid!

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooo Davis

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

REC!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andrus Homerun

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CD...

definitely not shitting himself…

by Horns130 on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josey

Another one you can stick you your ass.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He could go hitless the rest of the week now and still outproduce Blalock

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

make that 2 weeks

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No shit

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

phew

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ELVIS FUCKING ANDRUS

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Elvis is my hero.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice range Jeets!

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Elvis!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes!!!

ELVIS

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo!!!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Elvis

Pasta diving Jeter!

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

attaboy, Elvis!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Elvis Andrus, you're a beautiful person.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I looooove Elvis!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woooooo ELVIS!!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

please

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmmm

“little E” knocks in a run set up by a Chris Davis walk.

Uh oh…..

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tiny E, fwiw.

And I don’t think Josey meant it as a knock. It’s a great nickname, imho. Have you seen the Tiny E sketch?

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yes, sorry.

Can’t keep up with CD’s multiple successes this game.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Borbon triple

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KING OF THE DIAMOND

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

The FUTURE is HERE!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Elvis driving in Pudge

Changing of the guard?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lewin has his

longball hard on tonight doesn’t he

by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Vs righties

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"That Kid's Been Ready for The Show" - Nolan.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooray!!

Coolio.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, BABY!!!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jules Borbon!

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WORD TO YOUR MOTHERS!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BORBON

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BORBON!!!

COMEBACK BITCHES

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOHOO!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

double steal

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

third pitch of the at bat if it gets that far

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Borbon and Coke, please!

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joba obviously wasn't afraid of Borbon.

Judging by that pitch tracker, but maybe he shoulda been.

by TheCrow471 on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, no thx.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Kids.

Crapping their pants.
Filling their diapers.
Shitting the bed.

And it smells wonderful.

by Maximilian on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Young Homerun

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Borbon Rocks!!!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can I get a FUCK THE YANKMEES!!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fack the jankees.

"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)

by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CDavis coming back ready to kick Josey in the crotch...

Love it.

My dad and brother were blown away he watched the first 5 pitches he saw back in the bigs go by…

by N41D on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LEAD.

LEAD LEAD LEAD LEAD LEAD LEAD LEAD LEAD

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooray.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5-4!!!! holy mother!

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let it ride. Suck it MF Yankees!!

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

Let’s go boys…

by N41D on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOO 2 OUT RALLY

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And now there's Face!

Wooooo!!!

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahahahahahaha!!!!

Boo that, Yankee bitches!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yeah.

Nothing like coming back against the Yankees in NY. Now just hold on, dammit.

by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Partly because he keeps swinging at balls

It would be awesome if he could start hitting again

Thank you ab03! Troll Script

by drizzle on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's now 3-3 tonight.

He may not be hitting for power, but he’s hitting.

by TheCrow471 on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Sign of a good hitter, imho. Know when you don’t have the power and take the hits.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice little comeback

keep it up

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Andrus and Borbon wear this shirt under their jerseys!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

The second I looked at this the Rangers scored 2. Much win.

by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh

doesn’t look very good.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3 for 3

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good taKe

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Gut makes me want to go out and buy some sunflower seeds.

"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)

by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES HAM!!

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Loving this.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this game.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hambino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JOSH!!!!!

ATTABOY JEEETS

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton

Kick fucking ass!

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

can i get a WOOT, WOOT!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOT!!!! WOOT!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You probably have the best avatar on this entire site.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks...it's a personal favorite...

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAMMMMMYYYYY!!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

put a "x" in the subject line please.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA!!!

Suck it Yanks!!

"Damn right. damn right, great idea or maybe just make the punk his bitch right on the mound so all the christers in the audience can start praying and speaking in tongues and perhaps handling snakes – kind of like the scene in Bruno in the cage fight" –Stuntman Mike, on the idea of putting a hardened criminal on the team as an enforcer, and what it would be like to watch him charge the mound.

"How about during the 7th inning stretch from now on we have mass abortions on the field!!???!! Gritty nom nom nom baby JESUS donkey fuck spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can dig up TY COBBS BONES!!!AND USE THEM TO EVACUATE SOME LUCKY FANS UTERUS!!!!" –Section 339, in response to Stuntman Mike

by txhc on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If he can't find the plate...

…yes.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

After a 5 pitch inning

I don’t think so

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can i get a WOOT, WOOT!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright

Lets keep it coming fellas. The Yanks will not be held to four runs.

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Can I get a FUCK THE YANKMEES!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This inning

Is bottled awesome.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

All the bloops and ground ball hits we haven't got over the last 2 weeks

We get in one inning against the Yankees—there is justice in this world!

by davea on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gotta keep it going

this won’t be enough tonight

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, that's cool

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmm...zebra cakes...

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

still a nice at-bat byrd. i like it

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn Byrd

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gah, oh well. 3 run lead.

Gotta love it.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a good pitch.

Don’t blame Byrd for taking it, imho.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bingo...

Joba has gotten him on two great pitches to end the last two innings…

by N41D on Aug 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

When the guy’s had trouble locating, it’s almost OK to err on the side of taking a close pitch. No problem with that.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't get on him for that one

close pitch, trying to work the walk, good inning..

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

indeed

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

It was a perfect pitch

Thank you ab03! Troll Script

by drizzle on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

But it’s Byrd though so F him, hope he dies, etc, etc.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That inning is what this team has been missing all year

If we can start having some of those down the stretch, I just might start to believe in this thing a little.

Awe. Fucking. Some.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was an angels inning

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You do know we're 15 games over .500, right?

We can’t have been “missing” it too badly.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joba's reaction in the dugout

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4-5-6

0-fer-7
others: 9-12, 3 BB

Crazy, but awesome inning

by Brett Perryman on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Reba McIntyre

I hate her a lot for no reason. Am I a bad person?

by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great inning right there

Spotted them the first 4 then we score the next 7. Come on Milly shut down inng please.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was fun

But that was not…

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

are you kidding me

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Millwood...

Because 7 runs isn’t enough.

by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But Millwood's here with the buzzkill

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.

by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and where are you lookin cruz

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck me.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

New gameday thread.

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF was Nellie doing

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ken Singleton on the Yankees broadcast was defending him saying that

when he played they were taught to overrun the foul line on a ball that was close that they weren’t going to get to.

I doubt that’s what Cruz was consciously doing though.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wouldn't get out in most rec league parks.

What a shitty joke this bandbox is.

Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.

-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well it hit off the pole anyway

Cruz should have been on it but it was a HR no matter what

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So much for the shutdown inning

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nelly care to look at the ball

while you are chasing it down in the outfield

by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

because of a week freaking pop up

that would have been an out in every other park except maybe fenway where it would have gone off the wall

by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh...

just a solo shot at least…cmon kevin, get it in gear

by Horns130 on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Review was really unnecessary.

Hopefully a good break for us that lets Millwood settle down.

by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF...that was a strike!!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Aug 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

night cant get much better so far

got out of class an hour early

rangers are winning 7-5 (it was 4-2 when i last looked)

and i can watch the rangers.

w00t.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It just got better!!!

Way to go, Cruz!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sit down, Damon!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kinsler leading off!

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woah Nelly!

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woops wrong thread... had both open

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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HR CRUZ!

by Mike E on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cruz owns Gaudin

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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