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Er, what?
that looked fair to me
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
What the hell was Nellie doing?
And what are they looking at? That’s definitely a homer…
Maybe we're seeing why Nelson isn't getting any playing time
Looked like a damn idiot
Guarantee Murph makes that a closer play
by oc on Aug 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It just looked like he had no damned idea where the ball was...
Leaping the fence in foul territory and looking back over your right shoulder as the ball lands just over the fence.. LMAO
it amazes me how many cheap HRs we see on the road
with all the complaining I see about arlington league wide.
poasda and canos HRs today were terrible. granted everyone knows this stadium is bad too.
the preceding post was a great success.
Wow!!!
That’s incredible….they really look alike…and they are both men!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
OT: Fat Sox leading 2-1, Top 6.
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Ron's pulling a Mike Scoscia
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
What... arguing where there's clearly no argument?
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
I mean, I’d like him to argue more, but maybe he could save it for a debatable call.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Word.
Maybe he was just trying to squelch a rally…… (confused look on face)…… ?
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, it did give Millwood time to recover at least.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
If he was sitting in the front row, sure.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
no he couldn't
it hit off the pole. even if he caught it off the pole its already a HR.
of course he still should have been on it, seemed like he assumed it was foul.
the preceding post was a great success.
i saw it definitively on the replay
it hit about 4 feet above the wall, which is pretty high as is. Not possible to get.
the preceding post was a great success.
He's soooooooo sorry?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
that's the cheapest home run i have ever seen
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
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by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
He actually did his job... got a popup.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash
Stalling for time, keeping the Yankees from putting some momentum together
Genius
by oc on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Gaudin warming up.
Feck, would’ve liked more Joba.
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Prepare to K 15 times...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
The strike zone has suddenly miniaturized.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
But it's jeeeeeets.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Nothing more annoying than the tracker betrayed.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Squeezed.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
Fucking umpire
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Great.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
That was a strike for Byrd
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
twice
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Bullshit.
Time for Scioscia stare.
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About the same pitch Marlon K'd on...
Millwood still looks like crap though…
Well when you have to throw 3 extra pitches ..
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
x
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Why does Johnny Damon look like he has to pee his pants in the batting box
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
That would be Youkilis and his potty dance.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Awright.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
PC for Millwood?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
I think he prefers Apple
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
me too actually.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
me to actually.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Come on ChiSox!!!!!!!
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besides that BS homer...
way to settle down Milly. Keep scoring offense!
Thank you ab03! Troll Script
woo
got out of class an hour early
rangers winning 7-5
and i get to watch them @ NYS
w00t.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
long time no see
hows life BG
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
new yankee stadium
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
oh thought so but aren't you esconced in "The Rock"
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
am now
but mlb.tv works here so im psyched lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
unless you're not actually going to the game...just watching on tv
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Josh Lewin should have gone to the monologue from "The Jerk"
Talking about how 4 innings seems like 8 innings
One of my favorite movie scenes ever
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
btw
MLB.tv is gloriously ad-free tonight. The ads they were looping ad nauseum recently were driving me crazy.
any idea why they cut em tonight?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
When the Rangers took the lead the dugout was really celebrating except for Blalock.
Did I see that or was that Josey anger?
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
2-1 BOS, top 7, 1 out
ChiSox w/2nd and 3rd.
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Gaudin -- it always seems like this guy works us.
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by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
Yep
we typically get pwned by him.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
After that awesome inning, I sure hope we don't shut down against Gaudin and then see the lead slip away late.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
kinda interesting to see him bounce from team to team like he has...
hes not a bad player at all
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KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinsler...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
No, he got the ball deep enough,
the third base coach inexplicably held him.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, ChiSox doesn't send Konerko on medium FB.
2 outs, 2-1 still. Shit.
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CRUZ MISSILE!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Nelson Cruz
was angry when he hit that.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
NELLIE!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
nelly!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
CruZ
Missle!!
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by JukeboxJoe on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was a laser-guided Cruz missle
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Love the Cruz missle.
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It's getting hot in here!!
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
so close for Pudge!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Arrrgh
No pop for Pudge.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
please tell me 'tek was catching
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes!!!!
Tie game in WS game
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tried for back to back
seems like its been forever since they went b2b
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
who created this?
dshepp?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
of course
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
how had CD looked tonight?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Like that
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
ill take it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
ChiSox tie it up on a wild pitch...
this has been a good 2 minutes
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Nellie went OPPO.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
CD is sexy.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
3-2
Chisox!!1
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It's very, very, very early...
…but signs are encouraging that Davis has figured something out.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
Agreed.
This looks great.
Small sample size still but I like the sign of confidence it shows at least. I don’t think he could have pulled even this off earlier in the year.
Davis!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
2 for 2, actually
With a walk
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by The Best Micah on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
what a douche ey?
why not go with the sure thing in Hank F
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
CD, should have been here sooner.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
No he shouldn't have.
Even if he hits .400 the rest of the way.
He did not earn that right and gave a lot of reason not to rush him back.
It's just awesome
to see CD, make contact and foul a pitch off.
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by JukeboxJoe on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
CD, Beasticon.
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Josey Whales is gonna have a calf..
if Chris Davis keeps on doing this.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
speaking of JW
netflix keeps telling me that i should be interested in getting it
had to eventually click “no thanks” lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a good movie.
Revisionist of course. Kind of figures. But it’s entertaining.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha why pay? you can get it here for free!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
yes!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Josey
For a third time tonight. Davis sez stick that up your ass.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
CD: How's my ass taste, Josey?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
how long
until davis has a higher batting average than kins?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
at this rate?
end of the night tonight lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
elvis just now turning 21
wow.
wow.
wow.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
God I love it when Elvis has nights like this
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
ELVIS!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions
andrus
my favorite ranger.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
weightroom!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
(or steroids!)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Ooooooh boy.
Borbon just don’t have that kinda pop.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Someday, hopefully
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Why's Borbon swingign for the fences?
no complainign particularily but why???
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
Once again
The FUTURE is HERE damn it!!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
I think I'm a fan of Scott Coolbaugh
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
I hear is baugh's are kinda cool.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Wash
Gotta give Julio the Willie Mays Hays treatment, and tell him to keep it on the ground.
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
by JukeboxJoe on Aug 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Just got home, looks ike we've had some batting practice tonight, eh?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
You missed one of the most awesome innings of the year
5 runs with 2 outs.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Except for Byrd & Kinsler shittin the bed.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
80
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
Whew
I thought they where gonna have a failure in communication there for a minute.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
stretch time at Fatway Park
ChiSox 3, Bos 2
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Fatway Park in Beantown?
Bet that place stinks.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
attaboy Milly...suck in your gut and carry on!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
That's a scary thought
I work with a girl named Millie- she’s really tiny and cute. So the thought of “Milly” sucking in the gut kinda freaks me out a bit…
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
LOL he's got enough gut for the two of them ..
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Garbage.
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Millwood has officially passed the "ace" torch to Feldman.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
feldman= this playoff teams ace?
shudder
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Key word is "playoff"
that would make me giddy as a school girl, regardless.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
true
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Good for you Dustin
I have been on his bandwagon for awhile but never thought this.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
When he came back
…throwing overhand and harder I thought he might surprise.
Now with the sinker and the cutter having continued to develop this year he’s turned into a real nice pitcher.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
but considering how this shit started tonight he’s done a good job.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Bendy here, please.
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I love Yankee popups, too...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
They would love Kins.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Getting skeered here.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Are we going to break the "neftali rules" already?
More than 2 IP is supposed to be 3 days.
Of course it was 28 pitches so he should be fine.
the preceding post was a great success.
I'm not advocating for it.
But I wouldn’t be sad to see him come in.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
No. Why?
You don’t pull him with 90 pitches here. If he did that every time people here wanted that our bullpen would have been shot in May.
Hearing that way too often from Tag
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
last batter for Millwood.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
Come on Kevin.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Is anyone up?
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
Yes!!!!!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Whew.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Does anyone have an online radio stream of this game?
All the Dallas radio stations appear to be only streaming talk radio crap, and the previously-recommended Broadcast.com is no longer in operation. Can someone help out a girl in Indiana?
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
105.3 fm the fan
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
If they're like the Ticket...
They can’t stream MLB games… MLB.com got exclusives, I think…
they did
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
trivia question
who made their millions selling broadcast.com?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Cuban dummy
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
obv i know
i asked the trivia questino haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
part 2
who bought broadcast.com
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
winner
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
yea probably lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
btw your bit is getting old fwiw imho
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
The only online stream would be through mlb.com
The station here in DFW that is playing it won’t play it online
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Oh. So I should be ticked off at MLB. Makes sense.
Thanks!
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
screw bud selig
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Good post without using fwiw/imho, Texas_Dawg.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Good post without using fwiw/imho, Texas_Dawg.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Good post without using fwiw/imho, Texas_Dawg.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
nice pitch...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
Fat Sox tie it up.
Victor Martinez…. he good.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
that team is so much better
than they were before the trade(s).
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
i wish 'tek had not resigned with the redsox
i have an uncanny dislike of the guy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
FOTF sure has impressed me this year
with the bat
josh" 1 error in 50 games"
obviously there is only one thing to judge defense on
tag: “i would rank him better than alex”
only you TAG, only you
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
if it is so bad maybe you should mute your TV
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
mlb.tv
and no, hes not good on defense
and no, errors are not a good way to judge defense
and no, hes not a better anything than alex rodriguez
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont know either personally
i try not to pass judgement on ppl i dont know on a ethic/morality basis
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
arod
the money difference is what 10+ million
any sane fan would say arod i would hope
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
if healthy arod > FOTF in every possible way on the field.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions