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Er, what?
that looked fair to me
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have the deed to four blocks in West Baltimore
Think that would be enough?
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell was Nellie doing?
And what are they looking at? That’s definitely a homer…
by N41D on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we're seeing why Nelson isn't getting any playing time
Looked like a damn idiot
Guarantee Murph makes that a closer play
by oc on Aug 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
It just looked like he had no damned idea where the ball was...
Leaping the fence in foul territory and looking back over your right shoulder as the ball lands just over the fence.. LMAO
by N41D on Aug 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it amazes me how many cheap HRs we see on the road
with all the complaining I see about arlington league wide.
poasda and canos HRs today were terrible. granted everyone knows this stadium is bad too.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow!!!
That’s incredible….they really look alike…and they are both men!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Fat Sox leading 2-1, Top 6.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron's pulling a Mike Scoscia
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What... arguing where there's clearly no argument?
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I mean, I’d like him to argue more, but maybe he could save it for a debatable call.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Word.
Maybe he was just trying to squelch a rally…… (confused look on face)…… ?
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it did give Millwood time to recover at least.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cruz could have had that
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If he was sitting in the front row, sure.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no he couldn't
it hit off the pole. even if he caught it off the pole its already a HR.
of course he still should have been on it, seemed like he assumed it was foul.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit off the very bottom of the pole.
I thought. maybe not.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i saw it definitively on the replay
it hit about 4 feet above the wall, which is pretty high as is. Not possible to get.
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by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must have saw it wrong
Ah. Oh well.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's soooooooo sorry?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the cheapest home run i have ever seen
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Aug 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
millwood was like "what the fuck"
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by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Angry goalie
Is angry at Millwood for giving up that HR:
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He actually did his job... got a popup.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash
Stalling for time, keeping the Yankees from putting some momentum together
Genius
by oc on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Gaudin warming up.
Feck, would’ve liked more Joba.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Prepare to K 15 times...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we owe gaudin
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i was at that game. it sucked.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The strike zone has suddenly miniaturized.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But it's jeeeeeets.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing more annoying than the tracker betrayed.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking ump
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Squeezed.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking umpire
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a strike for Byrd
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But they are the Yankees
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bullshit.
Time for Scioscia stare.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
About the same pitch Marlon K'd on...
Millwood still looks like crap though…
by N41D on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well when you have to throw 3 extra pitches ..
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha the mooner
TAG never forgets…a face.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does Johnny Damon look like he has to pee his pants in the batting box
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That would be Youkilis and his potty dance.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awright.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PC for Millwood?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he prefers Apple
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too actually.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me to actually.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on ChiSox!!!!!!!
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
besides that BS homer...
way to settle down Milly. Keep scoring offense!
Thank you ab03! Troll Script
by drizzle on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo
got out of class an hour early
rangers winning 7-5
and i get to watch them @ NYS
w00t.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good for you Lefty!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
long time no see
hows life BG
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just wonderful thanks....what is NYS?
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
new yankee stadium
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh thought so but aren't you esconced in "The Rock"
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
am now
but mlb.tv works here so im psyched lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unless you're not actually going to the game...just watching on tv
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
New Yankee Stadium
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Lewin should have gone to the monologue from "The Jerk"
Talking about how 4 innings seems like 8 innings
One of my favorite movie scenes ever
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
by SaltyDawg on Aug 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
btw
MLB.tv is gloriously ad-free tonight. The ads they were looping ad nauseum recently were driving me crazy.
by alon91 on Aug 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
any idea why they cut em tonight?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When the Rangers took the lead the dugout was really celebrating except for Blalock.
Did I see that or was that Josey anger?
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2-1 BOS, top 7, 1 out
ChiSox w/2nd and 3rd.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gaudin -- it always seems like this guy works us.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
we typically get pwned by him.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
After that awesome inning, I sure hope we don't shut down against Gaudin and then see the lead slip away late.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinda interesting to see him bounce from team to team like he has...
hes not a bad player at all
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rios sucked huge cock on that one
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No, he got the ball deep enough,
the third base coach inexplicably held him.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, ChiSox doesn't send Konerko on medium FB.
2 outs, 2-1 still. Shit.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a horrible decision.
You have to at least try there.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRUZ MISSILE!
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday - Thursday, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
by Maximilian on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CRUZ
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nelson Cruz
was angry when he hit that.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz
And totally redeem yourself!
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NELLIE!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nelly!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CruZ
Missle!!
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
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That was a laser-guided Cruz missle
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Love the Cruz missle.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn you lewin
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's getting hot in here!!
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gotta love it!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so close for Pudge!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Arrrgh
No pop for Pudge.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ChiSox tie on a passed ball K
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
please tell me 'tek was catching
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!!
White Sox tie it up on a wild pitch strikeout. LOL.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tie game in boston
K, ball; gets away
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i wish the cuban missle for chisox would come through
by truetexan on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!!!!
Tie game in WS game
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tried for back to back
seems like its been forever since they went b2b
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For Nellie
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who created this?
dshepp?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how had CD looked tonight?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Like that
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ill take it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ChiSox tie it up on a wild pitch...
this has been a good 2 minutes
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn missed the missile
was watching Sox
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nellie went OPPO.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CD is sexy.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3-2
Chisox!!1
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's very, very, very early...
…but signs are encouraging that Davis has figured something out.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
by ghtd36 on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
This looks great.
Small sample size still but I like the sign of confidence it shows at least. I don’t think he could have pulled even this off earlier in the year.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Josey
Davis does suck doesn’t he?
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3-2 White Sox.
Awesome. Inning should have been over.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CD
3-3!
Too bad our stupid sonofabitch GM brought him back up….
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 for 2, actually
With a walk
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
I'm an Andrus-caliber catch. :-)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a douche ey?
why not go with the sure thing in Hank F
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CD, should have been here sooner.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No he shouldn't have.
Even if he hits .400 the rest of the way.
He did not earn that right and gave a lot of reason not to rush him back.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's just awesome
to see CD, make contact and foul a pitch off.
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
by JukeboxJoe on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
CD, Beasticon.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josey Whales is gonna have a calf..
if Chris Davis keeps on doing this.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
speaking of JW
netflix keeps telling me that i should be interested in getting it
had to eventually click “no thanks” lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a good movie.
Revisionist of course. Kind of figures. But it’s entertaining.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha why pay? you can get it here for free!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josey
For a third time tonight. Davis sez stick that up your ass.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CD: How's my ass taste, Josey?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shaz couldn't agree more
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how long
until davis has a higher batting average than kins?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at this rate?
end of the night tonight lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
elvis just now turning 21
wow.
wow.
wow.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wowie wow wow wow!
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ELVIS
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
elvissssssssssssssss
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gizz everywhere
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God I love it when Elvis has nights like this
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ELVIS!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
andrus
my favorite ranger.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol close borbon
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
weightroom!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(or steroids!)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Posednik.
Put the RSox away.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Julio has warning track power.
Line drives, kid.
by TheCrow471 on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ooooooh boy.
Borbon just don’t have that kinda pop.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yet
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someday, hopefully
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why's Borbon swingign for the fences?
no complainign particularily but why???
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Once again
The FUTURE is HERE damn it!!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm a fan of Scott Coolbaugh
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hear is baugh's are kinda cool.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash
Gotta give Julio the Willie Mays Hays treatment, and tell him to keep it on the ground.
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
by JukeboxJoe on Aug 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Yankees fans must be horrified
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home, looks ike we've had some batting practice tonight, eh?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You missed one of the most awesome innings of the year
5 runs with 2 outs.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was 4-0 NY after 1.
Quite a few “ballgames” in the opening thread.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for Byrd & Kinsler shittin the bed.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
80
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew
I thought they where gonna have a failure in communication there for a minute.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stretch time at Fatway Park
ChiSox 3, Bos 2
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fatway Park in Beantown?
Bet that place stinks.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
attaboy Milly...suck in your gut and carry on!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a scary thought
I work with a girl named Millie- she’s really tiny and cute. So the thought of “Milly” sucking in the gut kinda freaks me out a bit…
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL he's got enough gut for the two of them ..
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
playing him really deep.
makes sense.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Don’t give up a double to A-Rod.
Regular depth probably wasn’t catching that anyway.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garbage.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Millwood has officially passed the "ace" torch to Feldman.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who woulda thunk it?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
feldman= this playoff teams ace?
shudder
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Key word is "playoff"
that would make me giddy as a school girl, regardless.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good for you Dustin
I have been on his bandwagon for awhile but never thought this.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When he came back
…throwing overhand and harder I thought he might surprise.
Now with the sinker and the cutter having continued to develop this year he’s turned into a real nice pitcher.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't agree more
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I look foward to feldman passing it to dutch next year
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
but considering how this shit started tonight he’s done a good job.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bendy here, please.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job battling out of 2-0 against Matsui.
Good high heat, imho.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Yankee popups, too...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They would love Kins.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bring in feliz next inning
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Getting skeered here.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we going to break the "neftali rules" already?
More than 2 IP is supposed to be 3 days.
Of course it was 28 pitches so he should be fine.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not advocating for it.
But I wouldn’t be sad to see him come in.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did Wash forget what happened last Milly outing?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No. Why?
You don’t pull him with 90 pitches here. If he did that every time people here wanted that our bullpen would have been shot in May.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not May anymore!
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's August.
It’s still not the right move.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hearing that way too often from Tag
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
last batter for Millwood.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Kevin.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone up?
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!!!!!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whew.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone have an online radio stream of this game?
All the Dallas radio stations appear to be only streaming talk radio crap, and the previously-recommended Broadcast.com is no longer in operation. Can someone help out a girl in Indiana?
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
105.3 fm the fan
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they're like the Ticket...
They can’t stream MLB games… MLB.com got exclusives, I think…
by N41D on Aug 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they did
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
idk, but you could try the radio station site for 1053 thefan
by truetexan on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
trivia question
who made their millions selling broadcast.com?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuban dummy
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
obv i know
i asked the trivia questino haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
part 2
who bought broadcast.com
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yahoo!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
winner
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easiest trivia question ever, fwiw.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea probably lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
btw your bit is getting old fwiw imho
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only online stream would be through mlb.com
The station here in DFW that is playing it won’t play it online
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. So I should be ticked off at MLB. Makes sense.
Thanks!
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
screw bud selig
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good patience, Washington.
Good battling, Millwood.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good post without using fwiw/imho, Texas_Dawg.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good post without using fwiw/imho, Texas_Dawg.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good post without using fwiw/imho, Texas_Dawg.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice pitch...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fat Sox tie it up.
Victor Martinez…. he good.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that team is so much better
than they were before the trade(s).
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-3.
Varitek double, Martinez single.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh white sox
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish 'tek had not resigned with the redsox
i have an uncanny dislike of the guy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no...we shoulda traded TT
this team needs a future catcher and it is Salty
by Horns130 on Aug 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wheeeeeeeewwwwww
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Millwood, thank you
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTF sure has impressed me this year
with the bat
josh" 1 error in 50 games"
obviously there is only one thing to judge defense on
tag: “i would rank him better than alex”
only you TAG, only you
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if it is so bad maybe you should mute your TV
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv
and no, hes not good on defense
and no, errors are not a good way to judge defense
and no, hes not a better anything than alex rodriguez
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont know either personally
i try not to pass judgement on ppl i dont know on a ethic/morality basis
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who would you prefer on your team?
Face or Rod?
by rcreative on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
arod
the money difference is what 10+ million
any sane fan would say arod i would hope
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
if healthy arod > FOTF in every possible way on the field.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
then you can have him
and I’ll take MY and we will see who has a better record at the end of the year
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
the yankees
FOTF + chemistry <<< arod – chemistry
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
errors are a way to grade defense
they are not the only way but simply a way, and should be considered along with others when grading defense
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
errors are not a good way to grade defense however
so elvis cant be good because of all the errors he made in the minors last year?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
geezus dude go play with yourself I'm not having this argument
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
errors are subjective
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not always
but look at the play the other night w/ elvis and hank
ruled as an error initially and changed innings later
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
run where?
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the White Sox were supposed to have a good bullpen
with Thornton/Linebrink/Jenks/etc..
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thornton is good
overpaid for linebrink big time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
loaded in Bos
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with Josh?
Dude has looked slow going to first. Josh could’ve beat that out last year.
On a side note, this last week Face has been bookin it to first.
by rcreative on Aug 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Prediction for Kins?
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kins is pretty due
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2b!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmm...Greek food
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3-3, bases loaded, 2 outs.
Potty Dance Youkilis coming to the plate against lefty Thornton. Gulp….
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a Kins two run shot would be nice here
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that will work...for now...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take that.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crap balls
Byrd Walk
Kins to RF
Hell freezes over
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess anything CAN happen.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Kinsler finally got one to drop!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
our 2 out offense is awesome
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Big 2 runs here.
We’re going to need more than 8, imho.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KINS KONG!!!!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
needs a gif!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, Nellie, swing.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not much you can do with that 2nd strike
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"strike"
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throw a pitch over the plate...
I dare you.
by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on pudge
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nellie. Good eye, sir.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow...that was an impressive AB for Cruz
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bases loaded in boston and NYY
i sense this is a high impact 2 minutes
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First half good.
White Sox out of it.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to go Nellie!
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
More runs NAO, please.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome AB Cruz
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
X
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pudge is going to bring back 1996
And slam this.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol ump
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Threat over in Boston.
Whew.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
chisox escape
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank GOD
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
game on MLB right now
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Strike zone moving depending on color of jersey.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Welcome to New York.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one thing that would make this game complete
Would be a nice faceraping of Gaudin right here.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do this pudge!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sad panda :(
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
would have been 2-0...ugh oh well
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn... that hurt a little.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i blame the ump for completely changing the AB
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yup yup
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid ass yankee loving ump
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's a shame...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bah
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crap...
shitty ump drastically changed that ab there
by Horns130 on Aug 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for nothing ya blind blue bastard
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FELIZ
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Runner on 1st - no out for CHiSox
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
make that on 2nd, catcher couldnt throw to the pitcher,ahahahaah
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on an error...
boston is trying to give that game away
by Horns130 on Aug 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh. Feliz in the 'pen.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No control at alll Milly
throw it over the plate…geeez.
by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3-0 fuck
was hoping he could get through one more.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I predict a short leash here
like one baserunner short
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1st & 3rd, zero out for ChiSox
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought that might go further
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
salty's gf
good looking?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
His brothers gf
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean his HS teacher/wife?
Yeah she’s not bad.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
by boomer1 on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i always forget that about him
oops
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rags with the salty family
makes me all warm and fuzzy
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BYRD!!!!!!!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch there Byrdman
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Big gamble there by Byrd. Great play.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great play
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, my.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
All hail the ByrdMaster
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked like a damn torpedo there
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
byrd
ill take it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A Haiku
Neftali Feliz
Warming up on two levels
Wins are imminent
by John Fountain on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*snapping fingers repeatedly*
with my John Lennon glasses on
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Shiz
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
by SaltyDawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BYYYYYYYYRD MAN!
Defense! AJM loves it!
by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MARLON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
milly liked it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He misses that and its an inside the parker
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Web Gem of the month, possibly the year.
Incredible.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
for us maybe
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BYRD!
Fuck you Cabrera.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2009 texas rangers: built for fun
2010 texas rangers: we <3 run prevention
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats the play andruw made a lot back in the day
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Milly really running on Empty here
get er done
by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets hope Byrd is a type A
3 1st round picks would be sikkkkk
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eff you, Jeets.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That.
That’s why Borbon isn’t in CF, whiners.
by Basehead on Aug 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
is he DHing tonite?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe Borbon makes that play without leaving his feet.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Millwood's best night...
…but the Yankees have had some pretty cheap hits tonight.
by Texas_Dawg on Aug 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I say give him one more batter
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Marlon's catch is ever larger after that double by Jeter
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
be good feliz
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there needs to be a tshirt give away for this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eat a penis.
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahah
+1
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets go feliz!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
happy happy
i wish we could have waited for a fresh inning but oh well if hes done hes done
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
i wouldve given milly 1 more batter but there is never a bad time to get happy
by Horns130 on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the big show
this is the big time son. get it done.
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
flip over to abc real quick
and you can see steve nash shaq versus
he’s playing women beach volleyball. mute it and you won’t have to hear him
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
new thread
Ben falls down on the job again.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry!! Here's Happy!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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