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This!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
i have faith
we will see some 99s tonight, though it might take till the 7th
the preceding post was a great success.
I hope he's amped up for this one.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
good
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
can you imagine having to face say wakefield for 6 innings
then feliz comes in?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Good timing w/ Feliz
since he can’t lose it on a HR.
Longtime lurker
96!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
White sox about to fail epically.
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like what the motherfuckingcuckshitfuckinwhorebitch
stupid Ozzie Guillen
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
97!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i always hate it when players drift back...and back...and back
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
fuckin with the yankees fans
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
nice!
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
Don't Worry, Here's Happy
Continuing bigguns’ riff from the prior thread:
Here’s a little song I wrote
Josey has his mouth on Hank F’s scrote
But don’t worry
Here’s Happy
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
by RCCook on Aug 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 14 recs
Rec'd
If nothing else, for excellent use of the word scrote
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
indeed....
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Wrecks are in effect here.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Job done. Way to go, Happy.
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very nice...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
Feliz.
I think I just found his entrance music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoaZq5eorpo
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
lol
That would really bum out the pitcher he came in for.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
slurve?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Nadel says he calls it
a tight curve
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like he's getting pleasured
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't like davis's batting stance now. but it's working i guess.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Making contact.
I don’t care if he bats with his feet; just make contact.
Again, very, very, very early, but encouraged.
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
ChiSox fail.
Rios fails to get the job done twice in 2 innings.
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good thing hes getting paid for a few years
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
question for those of you watching the chisox game
is NESN sucking for yall?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Sucking as in reception, or
sucking as in it’s a crappy network?
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
was real bad reception
switched to CSN and it cleared right up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
it's ok on extra innings.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
mlb.tv
i may switch back in a bit though
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Bah, Davis swung at a bad one there
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
There's literally no doubt.
It’s 100% likely to happen.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Half of this game is 90% mental.
-Yogi Berra.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
my biostats prof
was talking about how when he was in school he tried to tell the coach there was no way to give more than 100%, that it wasnt mathmatically possible lol
im sure he made it up but was stull funny
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
So the Jim Beam Bourbon ad is up there behind Borbon
Coincidence?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
jules with dirt on his shirt
what is there not to like about this kid?
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
anybody else notce the sign behind home plate?
“one box, one bourbon”
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Aug 25, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
speaking of ads
there are ads on the chisox game
knock on wood
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Nice at bat.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
Send Borbon now, plz.
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Walk for Julio
Nice.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
or trot home after a Face HR
wooooooooooooooooooot
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
FOTF!
back on the good stuff!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MY!!! WHOOOOHOOOOO!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
POW!
POWPOW!
POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW!
"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009
face nails it
oh the silence is deafening
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
FACE WOO!!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Hambino!
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run off this one too
make them feel pain in the Bronx
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
Hamilton smoked that one
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Yes, he's been such a fail
that he’ll be on sportscenter for the play of the week, if not the month. So sorry.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd let him go one more.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't say the "J" word, please.
I have a weak stomach.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
If we have a 5 spot and need 1 out maybe JJ
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
theres no guarantee we get another lead this big against them this series
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Aug 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Goddamned Jason Bay.
I hope you catch the clap, Fozzie.
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This is 100% the fault of the offense
runner at 3rd with 1 out and then 0 out the next inning… how fuckin hard is it to hit a ball into the outfield?
fuck meeeeee
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea, they really shat themselves.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Eff Byrd
First pitch again
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
he just likes to swing at the first pitch lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
CD back seems to be playing well in the room.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
dude
he’s hitless in his last at bat…..seriously
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 25, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
miguel jóvenes para MVP
deserves some consideration. a top 10 finish, as of right now
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
exactly
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Amen brother, amen......
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Face,
I’m sorry I completely trashed you over the last few years and was sure you were a complete non-entity for the Texas Rangers.
I have no idea how you’re doing it, and can only assume it involved copious amounts of steroids, but either way, keep it up.
And again, I’m sorry.
Sincerely,
alon91
like i said
the good stuff!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
going into this year
i didnt think he was gonna have another career year
like i said, now thats hes making 16 mil maybe he can afford the good stuff haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
i pull him after that HR
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS is the game to concentrate on...far from won...leave Feliz in to help get to the 9th
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
tough call. I look forward to blasting Washington's decision either way.
I kid. RW you’re alright in my book.
who the fuck would buy a joba chamberlain jersey?
by mikeyoungfuturehof on Aug 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
and failed A-Rod groupies....
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
every person in NYC
quite annoying
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't
But I still think he’s going to be pretty good.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
confused children of the corn
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I would
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Feliz wins!!
that one anyway…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
andrus?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
what is felix k/9 now?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
a little too amped on that one lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
99!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
99 for feliz
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i want the rangers to tweak their gun by 2 or 3 MPH when he pitches
show a 102 on the board @ home
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
lester does
guy wears his glove about halfway up his palm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to say
I think Elvis is the ROY over Beckham after weighing VORP, defense, and GP.
Game was over when they couldn't score a run from 3rd with 0 outs.
RSox just taking the victory lap now.
feliz needs a couple K's
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
wow.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
101 at his head
better not dig in too hard
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
101
oh, my
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
101 x2
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
think he was amped up?
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
3 at 100+
wow.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Haha
nice.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
HA!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW!!!
say goodnight, Alex…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
did you hear that whoosh in the crowd?
they better know about him now
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
Happy is a little bit pumped up right now. LOL
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
I am officially gay for Neftali Feliz.
Full-on flamin’ out of the closet gay .
by jam0152 on Aug 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hard to believe that you can throw 98 and STILL have another gear...
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Feliz 1, Ass-Rod 0
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
suck it arod.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Go sit down A-Hole
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
SIT DOWN LOSER!
Pudge started him w/ a 80 something curve. BRILL!
beneath the paving stones, the beach!
Now I just want to see Feliz vs. Pujols.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 25, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
the world would explode
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 25, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
AROD looked a bit confused right there
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Feliz sez
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Aug 25, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I almost expected Josh to say
Well go on! Start buzzing!
feliz last few pitches
101 101 100 99 97 98 97 97
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
that last pitch was REAL close to a swing
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
ouch
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
feliz padding his own stats
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yankmeeville sounds like some one just died.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
it is so kick ass
perhaps this is payback for all the bandwagoners at our home place
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
yea im sure it hurt 82 on the toe
better than 100 on the htead lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
82 on the toe would effing hurt.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Feliz looks pretty amped
His command’s not real great right now.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
fuck ozzie.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh my God
Just incredible.
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Hey ump
Fuck you.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 25, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
struck that bitch out
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Make up call.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
makeup call.
sit down posada
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
STFD.
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only two Ks this inning
Feliz is obviously pitching to contact
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 25, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
LOL @ the ump for making up for that last call
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
feliz
if anyone thinks he should still be a RP can you punch yourself in the face?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Huh?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
he shouldnt be a RP
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
long term
oops
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm so happy
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Still surprised.....
None of our catchers have gone on the DL the day after catching Feliz for “Bruised Catching Hand”
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
6-3 fat asses over White Sox now.
Get em tomorrow, Chicago.
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-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
uh yeah that was a make up call
run that commercial here
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
Melikey this
"We mean what we say and we say what we mean." -The Purke Family
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 25, 2009 9:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That curve was nasty...
The fuck is wrong with this ump…
to be fair....and defend my fellow umps...
if you think the batter has a hard time hitting and seeing those pitches….guess what, the ump does too
Made up for it this time at least.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
mlb.tv
“media error – this game is temp unavaliable”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh.
It’s still working for me – you want me to log out and see if it lets you in?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
naw no biggie
did you just now log in?
like i can see other games just not rangers
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Naw, I've been watching the whole way
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
yea its just rangers game
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Try it now
I just logged out.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
restarted IE and it works
want you was mlb.tv
has happened before
go back in sir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, I'm back in and it's working
Well, in commercial anyway.
Whew.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
That was just sick
99 fast ball then he breaks a bat off in his ass with an 80 mph change up
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
This is awful.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
enough for one night's work.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
ding ding ding
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
this
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
can't wait...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
how....
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
that's gotta be it.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently...
…several people here haven’t seen Pulp Fiction.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Haven't seen it in a long time
forgot that line was in there
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Inglorious Basterds
Who’s seen it, and is it good. Yes or no will suffice. Thanks.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
good.
I’ve heard nothign but good about it.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
district 9 > basterds
that said im not a fan of tarientino but i liked IB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw it last weekend
in the Kingdome in Seattle on the big screen. It was great.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
your in SEA?
beautiful beautiful beautiful city
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck yeah
…after that monster truck show?
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Why hell yes
We sat in the bed of the Bigfoot truck and watched the movie. It was fucking awesome.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I could only afford one ticket
so I was only there for the monster trucks.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
It was fantastic...
Tarantino is a true beast… Way more beastly than Jason Botts ever was anyhow…
"Shut the F*** up Lloyd!!"- Ari Gold
well done...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't dance as good as OC but I'm pretty good...
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
looks like im stuck with sd vs atl.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hey Yankees
It’s real nice, I got it at Wal-Mart.
by John Fountain on Aug 25, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
photoshopped lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
nope I was there.
He was flipping off my grandma.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
He gets pretty cocky
knowing I couldn’t kick his ass because of all the secret service.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
good kins
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mlb.tv taunts me
i can see theres a runner on 2nd, top of 8th on the “todays games” but not the game
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I really enjoyed watching Johnny Damon Squirtgun that ball into 2nd base off the mark.
With Kinsler jogging in casually, as if he knew there was no chance the throw would matter.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
i hope wagner goes tonya harding on his ass
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I would rather
Papeldouche continuously shit his pants for a couple of weeks and then Wagner becomes there closer just a little to late to win the WC
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
1996 pudge woulda hit that out of the park
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions
96 pudge was also on the good stuff though
(probably)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
probably?
lol, are you sayin Jose Canseco is not trustworthy?!?!!?
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if Hicks will
do a presser in a couple of years talking about how he shouldn’t have signed Pudge after he
got off steroids
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll be robbing liquor stores in two years.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
lol, ass.
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
he'da been on roids too
possibly
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Will he do it?
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
So Happy for the 8th--then CJ or Frankie for the 9th?
We’re not out of this yet—these guys are a run machine
I think Feliz should be done
That way you could use him on Thursday if needed
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
leave him out there
already burned him probably, might as well save FF or CJ for back to back over next few days imho
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Use Grilli or Jennings even. Maybe ODay in the 9th. No need to burn your late inning guys in the first game when we have a 5 run lead unless its needed
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
so...
the sox lost?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
or too bad the wrong Sox won
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes thank you
My right ring finger got cut off when I was in the 5th grade I some times miss a litter on that side of the key board.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
if I recall...
there were a few on here who claimed the Red Sox were there “2nd favorite team”. First of all, lame. Second, how can anyone like that team if you’re not born loving them?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i pulled for them vs yankees
now they are just evil empire north
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, since he won't be available for a few days
Might as well conserve the ‘pen and let him go as long as he’s not laboring.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
said so on the broadcast
maybe they have an early copy of it? if its on newstands now i must go out for a few mins =p
the preceding post was a great success.
Does antbody know the phone# for the Yankmees radio booth?
The female half of the broadcast team keeps calling him Neftali Perez!!
Stupid Bitch
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
I don't understand this from Wash
We are up 5 with 2 innings to go. If things get scary you can still go CJ and Frankie. But if we pulled Feliz now he could be available Thursday against the Yankees instead of Friday or Saturday against the Twins. The Yankees are more important than the Twins are. Everybody had a day off yesterday so we have a full pen. Use someone else
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
exactly what im thinkin
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by studcrackers on Aug 25, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
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by studcrackers on Aug 25, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
He needs to get used to throwing more pitches in a game and throwing on one day's rest.
He’s not in the minors anymore.
I don't think I did.
I want to reserve one of our best relievers for the best team in the AL. Wins against the Yankees are going to be harder to get than wins against the Twins.
Err...
That’s nonsense. Runs are at a higher premium against better teams. Higher premium = greater importance.
x
“Runs are more important against the Yankees” is not “The Yankees are more important than the Twins are.” (the initial comment)
True, you have me there.
Nevertheless, bigsteve isn’t an idiot. I inferred that he meant what I said, and didn’t take him literally.
Which teams offense is better?
I think Feliz would be needed more against NY to come in and put out a fire and get through a tough portion of the lineup (which for NY is pretty much 1-9)
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
do you let holland throw the 9th>
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
nah, we're calling up Guardado from the DL to pitch the 9th
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)
by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 25, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a Mac Attack!
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
w00t
hothothot
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
hot girls
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
is goyo around?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Has JD 100% dismissed Feliz as a 2009 starter lately?
That would explain using him for more than 2 innings in consecutive outings..
the preceding post was a great success.
Verbatum?
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Something like
“we’ll consider him for a starting spot next year”
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I think so
Wasn’t there something in today’s chat that they didn’t plan to start him this year?
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
link
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike E's turn.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
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