"Maybe I should ask Kevin Mench for restaurant suggestions in Japan instead of the mood of a team he hasn't played for in 2 years."
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ok so whats the deal with mench
was he interviewed recently?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
No.
That’s one of Josey’s bits. Kevin Mench says Jon Daniels sucks.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Little Brother
doing well tonight ;)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
heh
When did he wake up, though?
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometime after noon, I'm sure.
Oh yeah, and I was still in the military. Good thing I get reminded weekly…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
man...
remember how this game started?
i love baseball.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
41 pitches
he has thrown. Struck out 2 batters he did.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, Marky Mac is sitting amongst of sea of hotties.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Mark McLemore.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Mark McLemore?
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
very strange; like to hear reasoning.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
by diamond_dave on Aug 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck the Yankees.
Fuck them in their stupid, stupid asses.
by jam0152 on Aug 25, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Mutherfuckin' motherfuckers!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Get him out of there.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Hes done till this weekend most likely
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
doubt it...
it’s a day game, and that was a lot of pitches.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Doubtful
Theyve said they are gonna be very careful and alth0ough there are no set rules I can’t see him being available for more than 2/3 of an inning on Thursday
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
if he is needed he will pitch
pitching on one days rest will not hurt him if they really need him
by blueballlefty on Aug 25, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
He gets roughly one day off for every inning he pitches
Happy Rules.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
He just threw 40+ pitches and its a day game on Thursday
Hes been a reliever for all of 2 months and has said this is the most hes ever used his arm in his career. Im not gonna jeopardize such a commodity
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I would be okay if they brought him in
in a trouble spot to get out of an inning. None of the “let him pitch until he gets into trouble” mess like we saw tonight. Not that he was ever really in trouble, but he certainly threw a lot of pitches when we have a fully rested pen.
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Baseball is fun to watch when you're winning by 5 in Yankee stadium.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
especially after trainling by 4.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
O'Day?
Why?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Fantasy Greatness
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
good job kid
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
middle of a half inning
no less
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I hope atleast $175 mil
5 Cy Youngs, 5 WS Rings, all in Texas, tehe
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
title
On Saturday, [Joe] Torre got closer Jonathan Broxton heating up in the seventh inning instead of his normal routine in the eighth when the Dodgers were hanging onto a 2-0 lead over the Chicago Cubs. Everybody knows Broxton has the ninth and newly acquired George Sherrill has the eighth. Except Saturday. The roles were switched and Sherril was the one shaking hands with catcher Brad Ausmus after the final out was recorded, not Broxton.
Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times wrote a column in Sunday’s paper talking about this "role reversal" in the bullpen and how it could possibly create a rift between Torre and Broxton, the big guy who has been handed the ball to close games the entire year.
-snip-
But you’re not going to hear excuses from Broxton, and you’re not going to hear Torre admit that he has lost faith in Broxton, even if that seems to be the case.
“We’re not as concerned about who gets the stat as much as the only stat that is important is that ‘W’ on the left-hand side," Torre said. Which brings us to the situation we saw Saturday with Sherrill, the former closer in Baltimore, getting the save. Both players, Sherrill and Broxton, said all the right things after the game, speaking of the team and the pennant race and "all that really matters is that the team won," but we know there are more feelings than that. But Torre said he doesn’t expect there to be any ill feelings, and here is the money quote that leads to the larger point:
“If somebody gets offended by pitching to the 3-4-5 hitters in the eighth inning, they’re not the person I think they are.”
We don’t need to ring Torre’s house phone to ask him if he was talking about Broxton on that one. That was Torre’s unofficial message to Broxton that it’s about the club, not what inning you’re pitching.
While this may not be true, it is possible that Torre knows exactly what he is doing in this situation, and it’s not all about giving the ninth inning to Sherril and taking the pressure of Broxton. The fact that Torre alluded to the importance of pitching to the middle of the order in the eighth inning in a two run game says something.
“After the game, Joe came up to me and said it was an eighth inning save, and I believe him," Broxton said.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Feliz gif
Need one of him post delivery peeing on something/someone. will supply punch and pie.
Getting on base 3 times...
Was grounds for a belief HanKKK was coming out of his ‘slump’… Wonder what that means for CDavis’ return…
oodayyyyyyyyyyy odayodayoday
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
the rangers have a lot of really likable guy
oday
feliz
andrus
fotf
kinsler
hamilton
etc
etc
etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
BORBON!!!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
by Haeger Champ on Aug 25, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
fuckin Chicago couldn't find a way to suck any more ey?
Lets go Detroit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
The only team I was counting on today was Detroit
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm back my peeps
And I like what I come back to.
I left right as they tied it up at 4.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
He doesn't own the word "Jeter."
Nor does he own the number two.
He might own the phrase “Jeter Swallows.”
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Sadly, he's got this to do it for him...
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
She hot!
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Peanut butter factor?
Just sayin’…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yep.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Minka Kelly is dating Jeter?
wow, interesting… FNL, best show on TV
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
They've been dating for something like a year.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
wow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Fugginsweet
I’m listening to 105.3 on my alarm clock
I’m listening to WCBS on my laptop
I’m watching the game on an iPhone
Sounds intense.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Not as intense
…as baseball jesus with his array of computer monitors and banks of supercomputers.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on, now. Who are we kidding?
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
this shit weirded the hell out of me
took me a while to figure out what was going on with the pic
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
picards head
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Got a new file managing system installed, and added this cool application that changes the brightness of your screen according to time of day.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope, just a crappy 5+ year old XP that gets gimpy after about 450 comments
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Give it a couple years kid, you'll be rigged up in no time.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
The Hell?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
GATEWAY!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I have been kinda pimping this thing out lately
Got a new file managing system installed, and added this cool application that changes the brightness of your screen according to time of day.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
what progrma?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The file manager is called Free Commander I think
The screen color dealie is called “f.lux” I think. I can link you to where I found it after the game if you want.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
speaking of that
hows your computer setup doing?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
mine?
I’ve never had any trouble with it at all.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i remember a while back you were loking for a new one and found it
but didnt remember if you went with vista or XP or windows 7, just remember you got a sweet black friday? deal on it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
yep.
Ended up with 64-bit Vista. I don’t think 7 was out yet at that point.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
ahh
its a kickass OS…
hope its working out well for you
you really have some great photos on your site
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost a year now...no OS problems, no hardware problems.
Very few software problems.
Thanks. I need to update my site more. Very busy and, well, there’s baseball, too.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
now that im using google reader its on my rss lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
so you know I don’t update often then. I have a few ready to go up but I just haven’t gotten around to it.
by Black Francis on Aug 25, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
owell
haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh
That boggles the mind. Why use Feliz for that second full inning if you were gonna use ODay and Grilli anyway
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I'm wondering if theres an edict that the Rangers would like his outings to be longer instead of more frequent
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
JD said today he doesn't forsee Feliz starting this year so I don't see why that would be an edict
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Even so, I can see why they might like to see him going through the order this year
So he might be a little better contitioned to go back to starting next year.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
This is where i want grilli..
he needs to reesatblish himself
the preceding post was a great success.
Baseball players are lazy.
Why can’t they just put trash cans in the dugout for the players to throw their cups in?
michael brian young
for mvp
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
FOTF!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
At what point did Josey slink away?
Or has T_D been here the whole time, so Josey is conspicuously absent?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
He must have closed one of his tabs
Both Josey and T_D were in the first thread but Josey has slinked off into the night
Im sure he’ll appear in the morning with his same ole tired schtick
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
“the rangers would have won by 10 runs had blalock been in tonight! he would have hit 3 5 run homeruns!”
/JW
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
BigSteve
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
They where both on earlier
My guess is he couldn’t manage running two browsers for both usernames forever.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I've stopped trying to figure the rationale of Wash's bullpen handling.
It give me tired head and we’re winning anyway.
the man has about half a clue on pitcher usage
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That's one half clue more than he had last year
Next year he should be up to a full clue
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
good point
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
6 rbi from the top of the line-up tonight
Awesome
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
I like the 5 runs from the bottom of the order
maybe we’ve got something here…
All around good night for the hitters
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Call him George Foreman.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
CLOSE IT OUT!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
This.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
How would you like to
save your money spend like $1000 to take your family of four to one Yankees game a year and they get there ass spanked red by the Rangers
Grilli hasn't recorded an out since back.
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
Aw, fuck Grilli.
Quit sucking. You’re better than this.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
He was before he went on the DL
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking grilli
fucking grilli
DFA his ass
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i swear if they dont pull him
FUCK RON WASHINGTON
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
thank god.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
uhhhhh.....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
Ok, that's it.
Grilli sucks. Change please.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Take him out.
Now, before it’s too late.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
seriously?????????????????????????
fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.
Young wOBA at .400 (.3996) after tonight.
Only 6 other +.400 wOBAs in the AL:
Mauer .452
Youkilis .423
Cabrera .416
Zobrist .415
Bartlett .406
Teixeira .400
zobrist at .415 or bartlett at .406
which is more impressive?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
for shits and giggles
whats pujols?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Good call, Wash
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
Hehhe
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
geeesh
now we gotta use Frankie Frank! thanks a lot Grills!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
increase the drama.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Obviously they were hoping he would get through the inning....
But then he came out, gave up a hit and a 4 pitch walk… now its a save situation…
the preceding post was a great success.
.......because he wanted to avoid FF if he could do it without endangering the game..
grilli failed, it didn’t work. I really don’t understand whats weird about this.
the preceding post was a great success.
Okay--I guess it has to be a "save situation" to bring in the closer
I wish Wash would have chucked the book in this case, and let FF start the inning—but we’ll see
He didn't WANT to use frankie.
He now feels he have to. Man they do this ALL the time. You think if a manager puts in a non-closer in a 4-5 run game he therefore is stupid to ever put him in the game from that point?
the preceding post was a great success.
technical save or not(1 batter away), the game is now much moreso on the line.
the preceding post was a great success.
darn it
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Still
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I loved watching this game.
Right up to the point that Grilli entered it.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
+1
fingers crossed
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
What's your point?
I’m not saying I think they’re going to lose; I’m saying it was painful watching Grilli pitch.
(I missed the first inning, by the way.)
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
What's your point?
I’m not saying I wouldn’t love a win; I’m saying it was painful watching Grilli pitch.
(Francisco isn’t really easing my pain yet, by the way.)
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
You said you stopped loving watching the game at that point.
Well, that was kind of dumb (as much as Grilli sucked).
You’re still watching a Rangers win.
You're being dense, I'm assuming on purpose.
It’s not attractive. I’m permitted to not love watching Rangers relief pitchers implode, no matter the outcome, right?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
Actually, you are the one doing that.
Had you simply said watching Grilli sucked, no argument. But you actually stopped liking the game. Odd.
And you're still dictating other people's emotions to them.
I’m pretty sure this is not something you have the authority to do.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
You’re the only one here pretending not to understand what I meant.
Go fuck yourself.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
And yeah, I'm not fucking enjoying watching this right now.
You have a fucking problem with that, go fuck yourself a second time.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
LOL.
Unfortunately you said that after 2 Grilli PAs, not now.
Someone takes the internets a little too seriously though, imho.
A third time.
And I don’t give two shits about your honest opinion.
Asshole.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
4th time's the charm.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
Since Grilli back 2 hits, 2 BB 1 HPB 0 outs - nice!
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
fuck the yankees
fuck the yankees fuck the yankees fuck the yankees fuck the yankees fuck the yankees fuck the yankees fuck the yankees fuck the yankees fuck the yankees fuck the yankees
And so on…
by jam0152 on Aug 25, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Eloquent Sir, I must say...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Is that set to Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
LSJ
do you like f.lux?
ive read about it before but haveent used it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
It's kinda cool
Hasn’t impeded me any memory-wise, and as much as I’m in front of my computer at night I image it’s good for my eyes.
My Spybot thing did throw up a warning bell after I installed it and deleted the installer, but the app itself works fine.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
w00t
any other good apps? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, there's this "Free Commander" thing I downloaded
It’s an alternate file manager, lets you move stuff around your computer – I DL’d it when I was trying to install the troll script in google chrome. I failed, but it’s a cool app for managing stuff.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Come on dammit
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
So long as it isn't an
A-BOMB … from A- ..
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
DO NOT WALK THE BASES LOADED!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
should be 2-2
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
Is CJ available?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
No we don't
FX2 will get this done.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh God.
Come on!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Bases loaded with no outs.
So fuck you, douche.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
By the way...
Since when is Fangraphs authoritative in their projections of what might happen?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
The RE24 base states are pretty set in stone.
That being said, the leverage index is what really tells the story.
fuuuuuuuck
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
shitshitshitshit
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Jason I got a bitch slap with your name on it!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
wanna get to know each other a bit better?
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
triple play coming...
probably not
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I downloaded that Mambo Gaga song
and I enjoy listening to it. It has really grown on me as a tune.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Frankie's entrance music
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
It's Fx2's warm-up music.
http://www.myspace.com/mambogaga
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And we where having such a nice night, too
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Dear God
we know you are a Yankee fan, but plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase just this once THROW US A FRIGGIN BONE!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
His gut can't answer that question right now.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
whats the graph look like now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Check it again, fucker.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
C'mon Frankie.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
dp dino!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Took a minute to find.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
my google link wasnt working
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
where is the fucking dino?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
Quick, somebody clone Neftali!!!!!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I can't watch this.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
fact: the only questionable bullpen decision was leaving feliz in for a 3rd inning
now get it done frankie.
the preceding post was a great success.
this is fairly deflating
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
img
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
mother fuck!!!!!!!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
unbelievable
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Oh goddamn it.
This isn’t happening.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
FUCK ME
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Oh jeepers.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
we need to get out of this thread, we need a new thread man
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
dear God, if you're real, you have to let the Rangers win
die fuckin shit motheruckin deformed ass posada
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
see my sig?
if this games ends with a loss, this game is pretty much the opposite of that sig
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
WE HAVE SEEN THIS OUT OF FRANKIE
not often but we’ve seen it, he wont recover get his fucking ass out of there now you fucking retard
agreed....
leaving him out there will result in a blown save….this is not the time to show loyalty
by death of the cool on Aug 25, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Another try.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Get three out you stupid fucks.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
please FX2
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
DO IT.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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Sink or swim for FF2
He’s sinking like crazy.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
that's it
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
I am going to go commit suicide now.
Fuck life. Goodnight.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK. START A NEW THREAD.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck me sideways.
We’re gonna lose this shit.
by Too Legit To quit on Aug 25, 2009 9:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
GET SOMEONE UP IN THE FUCKING BULLPEN, WASH!!
WTF MORE DO YOU HAVE TO SEE????
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
OH MY GOD.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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I hate you
mother fucking Francisco.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
I can't fucking believe this
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
FUCK.
FUCK YOU JASON GRILLI
FUCK YOU FRANKIE FRANCISXO.
FUCK YOU RON WASHINGTON
FUCKFUCKFUCK.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Get cj up in the fuckin pen you GD idiot.
Jezus wash.
by Garcia on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I can't listen anymore.
Goodnight everybody.
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 25, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
we need cj now
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Show the fucking graph again, you retarded fuck.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Using the same thing over again.
Very original.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Okay, now I'm getting fucking pissed
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
is anyone even warming up in the bullpen
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
If we lose this shit
I will kill someone or something.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
where is that god damn graph now?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
is CJ up in the pen?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Could we get one MOTHER FUCKING OUT!!!!!!!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
New Thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/8/25/1002462/the-escape-safely-gdt-thread-6
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
WOW
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
Thank you.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
nice spot young
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
"So you're saying there's a chance"
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
HA!
FUCK YOU SWISHER
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
what the crap????
he’s not pitching like garbage
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
THANKS SWISHER.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Monday - Thursday, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Two more MOTHER FUCKING OUTS, RIGHT NOW!!!!!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
DP...DP...DP...
DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…DP…
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
THANK YOU GOD.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Oh thank God!
i mean that. Thank you Jehovah God for allowing that to happen!!!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby
SOMEONE BUY THAT MAN A SHOT AT MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
ELVIS!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
We cannot continue with FX2 as closer
I'm tired of hearing about team chemistry. You are telling me these fuckers wouldn’t like to have a teammate that could actually help the team win, instead of being down 2-4 spots.
I CAME EVERYWHERE.
"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"
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