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You are a smart man.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
please work
why isnt CJ in the game
why
why
why
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you, Wash with the Big Easy hook again...
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
two more
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Huge out!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im liking it
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go team go
omg omg omg!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 outs please please please please
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is CJ not up in the bullpen?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No point at this point
if they get more than 10 they win
by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the issue is that its a big game
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes
I really hate baseball. Please end this game with a Rangers win.
by jwiscarson on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe in Frankie
Thank you ab03! Troll Script
by drizzle on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no one is even up
ron washington is a horrid manager
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if they lose this game
he does not deserve to stay the rangers manager.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Millwood is about to take a shit
and smear it all over the bags of Jason Grilli and Frankie.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Squeezed again. FUCK.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a stinking ground ball pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn right!
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Elvis
says FUCK YOU.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
by coolaid on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AHUJAHJAHHSFhsaoihfasdf
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you new thread.
You are my favorite thread.
by jwiscarson on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
by Cactusflinthead on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lucky. lucky. lucky.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
motherfuckin this
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!
EPIC!!!!!!
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck yes!!!
nice save for frank frank
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A;DSJF;LAKDSFJ;LASDFJAK;LDSKFJ;LADSF!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my god
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
player of the game
chase irwin.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This.
- CLUTCH -
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Concur.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 25, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all I can say is
That was aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwessssssssssommmme
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he blew that call at 2b BAD
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought so too
I had it on mute. I was blowing a gasket and then I saw it go “Final” and was like, WTF?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, he was safe
We’ll take it though.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was safe...don't care though...
as Josh says “cry me a bag of money”
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU CHASE IRWIN
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Left arm is numb...stabbing pain in my upper back...
having trouble breathing…is this bad?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's Texas Motha effen Rangers baseball!!!!!!!!!!
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need more baseball
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 25, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, I need more baseball...
but I need fewer games like that!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 25, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
holyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuckin shitttt... this one was fuckin crazzzzzzzzzzy
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wooooo BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Aug 25, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It always stings more
when you let them back into it that much.
Things must be jovial in The Room.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by Chase Irwin on Aug 25, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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