Game 125 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 26, 2009 5:00 PM CDT
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no shit.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought Blalock spent the game on the bench....
so what brain eating zombies were on the field.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 26, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
let's try to go through 1 thread without even mentioned his name
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
ah crap
I’m glad I’m going somewhere to watch most of the game, I thought you were gone
by blueballlefty on Aug 26, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't get Murph over Borbon
against a deceptive lefty like Pettitte.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't ever....ever, question the gut
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
I have a feeling I'm going to get a punch in the gut
when this one’s said and done.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Ron Washington = Ron Corleone, The Gutfather
"Fight ’em ’til hell freezes over, then fight ’em on the ice!" – Dutch Meyer
by CowboyHornedFrogs on Aug 26, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
it's Stupid
Wash feels like he has to get him playing time, when in all actuality Murphy should just be a bench guy behind Borbon.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Avril Lavigne
If they were brain eating zombies should she really be afraid?
by pblack on Aug 26, 2009 5:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
well done, lol
great caption though
they keep getting better.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Yoo I'm from Daaa Brawnxx. I tawwk like thwis becwause it's cool.
I spike my hwair up and wear my sunglasses at night. I workkk out at Guido Beach in Joyseyyu.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 26, 2009 5:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Lineups
Ian Kinsler, 2b
Michael Young, 3b
Josh Hamilton, cf
Nelson Cruz, rf
Ivan Rodriguez, dh
Chris Davis, 1b
Taylor Teagarden, c
David Murphy, lf
Elvis Andrus, ss
Derek Jeter, ss
Nick Swisher, rf
Mark Teixeira, 1b
Alex Rodriguez, 3b
Hideki Matsui, dh
Jorge Posada, c
Robinson Cano, 2b
Jerry Hairston Jr., lf
Melky Cabrera, cf
Yeah
Apparently Damon gets the day off against the lefty in favor of JHJ.
by Outworlder47 on Aug 26, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Borbon should be leading off.
Don’t like this lineup.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Borbon isn't going to start against LHPs
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 26, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Murphy isn't exactly a star against lefties either.
Borbon has shown he can go to all fields so far with his bat. I’d even rather watch him slap at one or drop down a bunt and take off. He’s the closest thing we have to a hot, consistent leadoff hitter on the team right now. Kinsler is not getting it done.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
His long track record of sucking against major league left handed pitching
is all the evidence Ron needs. Has he been communicating with Buck?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 26, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I tend to believe...
…that Washington thinks that Borbon is most likely to continue his hot streak if he’s put in situations that maximize his potential to do well.
If we were 20 games out, Borbon would probably be playing.
Since we aren’t, and it is Murphy.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 26, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Just need to knock Petite out early
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Apparently with Dutch going tonight
the gut doeen’t think Borbons’ non stop disruptive nature on the base paths will be needed. Nothing about our line up surprises me anymore.
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 26, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
*not
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 26, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
so no byrd
this line up makes no sense what-so-ever… you give byrd a day off against a lefty and then run david freaking murphy out there against one… uggh someone needs to punch the gut
Byrd has consumption
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
Maybe his back hurts from carrying This Thing
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
It's rickets...
or dropsy or something.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Has anybody asked Mark Teixeira why he refuses to grow side burns?
It makes him look 11 years old.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 26, 2009 5:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It would make his face look funny,
every time he blows out his cheeks to swing the bat….
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 26, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Angels win 4-2
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Capitalization fail
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Punctuation fail as well
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
He needed more exclamation marks...
LET"S DO THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's all support the dutch oven
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Aug 26, 2009 5:30 PM CDT reply actions
“Elvis Andrus, to me, is the Rookie Of The Year” – Ken Rosenthal
There was quite a bit of Ranger talk with questions about Rookie of the year and Executive of the year on MLBN.
That's not possible,Andrus has been a bleeping disaster.
Little Boys Donuts needs to be hung.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 26, 2009 5:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Can we not turn every comment into a jab/punch/prod at Josey?????????
Good God, some of you are getting worse than he is.
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on Aug 26, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
7.3 IP
5 SO
2 BB
6 hits
1 ER
1 W
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I really liked the idea of having Feliz come in to preserve the lead for Holland.
Not tonight though.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
3.2IP
3K
1BB
9H
6ER
L
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 26, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
4/8/6/6/2/3
This Yanks lineup murders lefties.
by LiamP on Aug 26, 2009 5:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's Jasmine from the Ja--------> Click, BOOM!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
There were 3 diff streams last night and none of them stayed lit.
So I guess there being none tonight isn’t gonna be that big a let down.
ESPN2 is carrying it
Unless you live in the Texas market
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 26, 2009 5:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ken Rosenthal on MLB was just talking about ROY and
he said it will be tough for Andrus to win it because he doesn’t have flashy offensive numbers but he is the Rookie of the year – No contest!
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
tyd beat me to it
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Aug 26, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Also MLB network had a different feed on last play
and Ump got it right by about 3-4 inches.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Blalock can't move good enough to do it.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 26, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
no
pudge catches when teagarden develops thoratic (SP???) syndrome whatchamacallit, then holland becomes the hitter!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
The Twins do this alot too.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 26, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
If Teagarden gets injured...
they would probably drop the DH and put Pudge in the field.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
What was the Blalock stat from
last night that you and Bill James talked about?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Simply a classic post from last night.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Ow my eyes....
I wonder when the blindness will pass…
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 26, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
The worst criticism I have a Ron Washington is he's often TOO loyal to his players.
Starting Murphy tonight is just the latest example of his good intentions clouding his judgment. Sticking with Davis for too long when he was struggling in the first part of the year. Then sticking with Hank for about 3 weeks too long when he was just awful. Sticking with Jones too long. Giving Frankie the closer job when he came back from injury, although CJ’s been flat-out better.
Generally, as the posters have already pointed out, Wash goes with his gut and it’s usually right. In this case, I think he’s going with his conscience, and that’s not the right decision when you’re trying to win games.
Already covered.
Byrd in the hospital, Borbon being protected.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Never had kidney stones, but from stories I've heard...
he won’t playing tonight.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It's undissolved minerals which collect in your urinary tract and eventually crystalize and must be passed.
Usually it’s calcium and magnesium
everyone does have them.
but they generally passed without symptoms because they are peed out when very small
I drink tons of sodas
I’m surprised I haven’t ever had an issue
I’ve heard my aunt talk about them, but I’ve never really researched the subject
by oc on Aug 26, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really
You can have stones that are so small they don’t cause pain, but usually there’s a precipitating event that will cause them. They can be made of calcium, uric acid, magnesium, phosphate, etc. The end problem is that when these salts reach a certain concentration, they come out of solution and crystalize. This is why drinking water helps, increases blood volume, which increases filtration by kidneys, which dilutes the urine.
The increase in those ions can also cause it. Still, not everyone will have one. They tell us that they hurt worse than giving birth and it’s not uncommon for people to vomit from the discomfort.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 26, 2009 6:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Long story short: Drink more water.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Gravity.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
A chick in my nursing school class actually asked that once.
Dead silence in the room.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Was she escorted out by security?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
With what I knew of her and saw on her Myspace,
It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if she had been.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
You'd prefer it over congestive heart failure.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
I was actually being serious
I’m 28. I probably should have come across an in-depth discussion about kidney stones at some point in my life already, but I haven’t
So sue me
by oc on Aug 26, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Depends..
..on the type of pain. =)
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 26, 2009 6:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Feed here,
perhaps. Have to use IE/FF and install something from TVU.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
This, plz.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That uppercut swing sure is sweet when he connects
and damned ugly when he doesn’t.
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-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
I have pretty low expectations for tonight's game
In other words, I’m trying very hard to remain Zen about this game no matter what happens.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
E6
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Or E5, fail.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice accent
I can feel the knuckle-dragging douchbaggery dripping from that word.
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by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus Tom...
Stop.
Michael Young is not better defensively than Alex Rodriguez.
2nd night in a row...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 26, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Word up, Cruz.
Nice AB.
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Go Pudge!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Get it to the OF, Pudge
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two questions:
1) does Andy Pettite deserve to be a HOFer?
2) will he make it?
Personally, I believe he should be in the Hall of Very Good however he may make it because it seems like the writers like him and he played so many years for the Yankees.
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
Godfuckingdammit.
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that's disappointing
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 26, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions
Shit.
I nearly crapped myself when I saw the bases loaded in the first before I realized it was a good thing, and then Pudge grounds into a double play.
Maybe I should go back to sleep for a little more.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Forcing yourself to sleep sucks.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Pudge does that a lot.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
You know, I never really minded TAG's homerism
But since the Rangers have been good this year, he just gushes out nonsensical fluff alot of times now. It’s getting ridiculous, even by his standards.
He frankly doesn't give a shit.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 26, 2009 6:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wakefield is back.
He’s so hittable. I don’t get it.
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Well whoever DH's just doesn't do shit - except Borbon
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
1-0 ChiSox on Konerko triple.
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Okay where is Ben?
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 26, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
WHO LET YOU BACK IN?
You come back and already start this shit.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you fit your fingers in a pencil sharpener by chance?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
How does it feel to be an Internet Reject,reject?
How is School at Cornell going?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 26, 2009 6:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
nice prediction
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 26, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
A-rod should have punched
Tex in the face after he struck out vs. Feliz. Thanks Herschel, i mean Mark
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
I was saying I like tits
so I guess you’re responding…. good for you!!
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 26, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
*(responding in kind)
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Aug 26, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
It's easy to sell this team as a story
especially when there’s so little drama in the divisional races. They’re desperate
Keep the ball low and get ahead.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Im watching on game tracker does he look real good?
that quick working, get ahead style he has when he has his good stuff?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 26, 2009 6:23 PM CDT reply actions
Hard to tell if he has good stuff yet. but he has good location so far
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
well location is half the battle
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 26, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Jack fucking Nicholson and Lorne Michaels...
I had no idea they even knew heach other.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
each
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Should be an interesting AB here
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
tough pitch there
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 26, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont think any of our lefties
would have hit that pitch after that sequence. Petitte has been better than his career numbers this yr against lefties
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 26, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do I get the feeling I'll be requesting you to die before this game is over?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't post when that happened.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN2 announcer
Just said that Teixeira doesn’t walk very much. As he put it, Teixeira is a guy who always puts the ball in play.
Teixeira is top 10 in walks in the AL right now, and his 97 walks in 2008 would have been top 5 in the AL. Just imagine what a great player Tex would be if he actually took an occasional walk!
Just more proof of how far ESPN has fallen
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 26, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
They were never THAT high.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is catching Burnett?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Burnett Prepare yourself....
TO GET NIPPTIZED!
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 26, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, no.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That was familiar.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
You asked and Murph delivered.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
So, how was Dutch's first inning?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
fast
good
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 26, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Crisp.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Smooth.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Refreshing?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
refreshing
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 26, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Poised.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
dammit.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
1-2-3
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
By the way,
Las Diaz was piss poor last night.
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
Suzyn Waldman did interview JD before on the WCBS pre-game
Would have loved to have heard that interview
is that the chick that went crazy
for Rogah in Gooorges private suite
?
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 26, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
We can't except much from those 3 tonite 2 don't hit lefties 1 doesn't hit at all
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
The RBIA gun really is slow isnt it?
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
riiiiiight
so you think that Feliz really was topping out around 95 his last two appearances there? And Holland was working 90-91. Id say 2-3
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 26, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
What the fuck?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
So why was that a ball?
I thought you could go to your mouth off the mound….guess technically he wasn’t off the mound though.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
These announcers are fucking terrible.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
randy marsh
is a real cock knock
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Shit.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I bet you're a bundle of joy to know in real life.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess the ban was just for one night?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Did it really matter?
He created fwiw 5 minutes afterwards.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but that one only lasted like two comments.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
You know that's a good point.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Sheep in the herd per se?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Still just a rookie.
He’ll get better Makes for a tougher year this year though. Especially against a team like this.
Like a martini...
…full of razor blades.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 26, 2009 6:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
didnt you say that last night?
and any other time that the other team scores first?
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 26, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate George Posada.
Can’t stand that guy.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Fuck me.
Posada’s corpse rocking us the last two days.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I hate this park.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Not quite as prophetically bad as Connor visits
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
At least we think Maddux can help.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Long ball.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions
How many balls does Face steal from Elvis a night?
2-3 right?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That's gross.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Big Steroid goes oppo at Fenway
1-1, bottom 1
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
Dutch... that's Jerry mothefucking Hariston.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
should've lobbed that ball that ball down the middle w/full count
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Pettitte's career ERA against Texas is 5.56
higher than any other opponent….we can come back on him.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 26, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
RALLY MCCARTNEY!!!!!
Let’s salvage this thing Rangers
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Rally McCartney!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Image...
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
What's it called when you smirk, chuckle and laugh at the same time?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Smirluckle.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Smuckaugh?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Okay, you asked for it...
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I think I'll just click the subject line on this one ..
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
How the fuck can Jack be a fan of
The Lakers and then the Yankees?
He better just be a guest of someone, fair weather bitch.
Actually thats not fair weather
Thats perfect weather fan. Bitch.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 26, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
There was a guy on anotherm essage board that
always had Yankees-Patriots-Lakers in his signature.. always loved that.
the preceding post was a great success.
Must be nice to root for every team that's supposed to win.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me guess...
he was a Red Wings (Maybe Penguins now) and Manchester United fan?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Eff the mancs!
And while we’re at it, eff the scousers ans gooners too!
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 26, 2009 6:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lebron and his Cowboy/Yankee lids
concur.
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
was also a jordan fan
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Aug 26, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon settle down
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Have a fucking seat Jeets
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
If we load the bases again - we need to score.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
The voice has spoken.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
His ERA is unnaceptable! ERA! ERA!
/TexasDawg
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
why are
so many stars at the game?
and do you think mccartney is a big baseball fan?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Yay Elvis
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Oh fuck you, Kinsler.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Boo Kinsler
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 26, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions
Shut the fuck of John Rhadighan...
that was a complete waste of the last 60-120 seconds of my life.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I really loathe Kinsler in the leadoff spot
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Wonder what distracted Rhadigan on the internet last night...
Could it have been zombie discussion? Gay porn?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Gay zombie porn
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Rule 34 in work
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent report John
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Ian
Oh what you could have been…..I will run into you a bar one day drinking your sorrows away, talking about how it used to be, the glory days.
wow
what a giveup swing
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Whoa, Face.
You had no chance at that.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Stop fucking having
dumb fucking fucks fucking talking about fucking nothing while I’m trying to fucking watch a fucking at bat. Fuck
"We mean what we say and we say what we mean." -The Purke Family
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 26, 2009 6:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
No. Should I?
"We mean what we say and we say what we mean." -The Purke Family
by TagDon'tTweet on Aug 26, 2009 6:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lay off the ADD meds Face
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Could actually be a very short game.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Hey at least he covered up a DP!
Heh heh heh heh.
/Courtesy laugh ..
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions
ESPN2 announcer
Just talked about how Michael Young moved to shortstop for Alfonso Soriano, then back to 2nd base to accommodate Alex Rodriguez, and then moved to 3rd base for Andrus.
Same problem a lot of people face.
Timelines.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
I must’ve missed that. I’ve kinda tuned these announcers out. They’re terrible.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
What about when he moved from the bench to
accommodate Frank Catalanotto?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 26, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
Okay so I know it’s Texas and everything, but what really happened should be common baseball knowledge anyway considering how the media has always clung to Rodriguez’ and Soriano’s nuts.
by Black Francis on Aug 26, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Last longer top half of innings!
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Aug 26, 2009 6:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ian Kinsler OR Elvis Andrus
You have to get rid of one tonight and the other keep for the rest of their career.
Who do you wanna keep??
Elvis
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Elvis.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Will go against the grain
…and go with Kinsler on this one.
by Black Francis on Aug 26, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Something tells me Kinsler peaked already.
Elvis has nowhere to go but up.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it may be just an off year
There’s the chance that he’s the second base version of HFB, but I doubt that.
Nice play, Andrus!
by Black Francis on Aug 26, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Even if this is the 2008 or early 2009 Kinsler we're talking about.
I think it wouldn’t be an obvious decision. I hope he comes back strong next year (or at the end of this year), but it’s tough. And I have a man crush on the guy.
Is this a trick question?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
SWISH
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
"Vintage Nick Swisher"
Might be my new phrase for something absolutely terrible.
“Hey babe, don’t go in the bathroom.”
“Does it smell bad?”
“Oh yeah, vintage Nick Swisher.”
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I like this
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Dutch is almost pitching too far inside tonight
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Way too many balls, inflating the pitch count.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 26, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Whoa.
Holy shit. Wow.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
He's feelin' frisky tonight....
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You tell em, TAG.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Arod running on Elvis there was vintage Nick Swisher.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Kid is in a class by himself at this age.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Holy fakeout Elvis
That was like what Chase Utley did in the WS last year.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
What a pussy 'slide' by A-Rod.
I guess that’s what you look like when you’re out by a country MF mile.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Aug 26, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions
BWAHAHAHA!
Nice, Elvis!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 26, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions
He ran that down in centerfield.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Gotta make sure that ball goes through.
3rd base coaching fail.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 26, 2009 6:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He jumped up gunning
He knew A-rod was going for it. Kins probably told him. Or he used The Force
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 26, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions
Elvis is wise in his old age.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Teagarden probably shat himself thinking he was going to get run over.
But it was Arod, so there was no chance of that happening.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Surprised he didn't try to slap the ball out of Pudge's glove
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 26, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Pudge isn't using his glove tonight
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
You are exactly right...my apologies...
I meant out of Teagarden’s glove…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 26, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Well he may, just not a baseball glove.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
So this stadium is supposed to be the best ever... but FSSW doesn't have HD cameras there?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
My thoughts exactly....
I don’t understand how ever game isn’t in HD
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
A little too much loft
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 26, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
No luck tonight
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Used it all up last night with that 2-out rally.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Jesus
Lucky asshole.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
They test for being queer?
Way to not lurk and instead shit all over yourself during your first fanshot.
-FirebatM3 to Ryan2907. 6/3/09.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 26, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope so
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 26, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think his eyes were closed
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 26, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions
We are really helping Pettite's pitch count out here...
42 through 3.2 innings.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Pudge is such a nice guy
He fields for the other team, too.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
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