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please god

tell me somebodys warming up

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Everything is up now not good

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go rangers

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nippert is awful today...

Is Feliz available?

Nips is throwing like he’s scared…

by N41D on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not awful.

Just not good.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is not.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Nip finds the zone thread.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Unacceptable that we don't have anybody up

muchless warmed and ready.

Bullpen management on this team is total fail.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MM and Moore really suck

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow six walks

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what's this? ball 3?

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lots of

fucking turbulence and smoke coming from the cockpit.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's not even close on most of these pitches

The ump is so surprised when on is actually in the zone, he doesn’t know what to do and calls it a ball anyway.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

again....how the fuck isn't this game a blowout?

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

8 outs. 7 walks.

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by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woops, 11

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think we might wanna get somebody up

in the pen now?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

7 walks…gosh

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brad Penny, anyone?

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Grilli...

Chris almighty…

by N41D on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wash i hate you right now.

grili?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There is someone else besides grilli.

Come on dshep.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mathis?

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strop?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grilli is up

Oh no

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that jason grilli ><

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, he called and ask for JJ and they said " he isn't here".

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Old School Brutha

really doesn’t wanna use Mathis.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who would you put in?

Feliz is not avaliable

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Aug 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

better than the Nippler

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

grilli hasnt got an out since he was recalled

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think learned from Warner

not to bring a guy in with runners on at Yankee stadium for their first taste.

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I mention Tits

makes my skin crawl?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like tits

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tits get me excited.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

calm down man

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like tits

but I don’t to watch Tits pitch.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't like to watch Tits pitch.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey tits

have you met toots?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never knew you were batting for the other team.

I figured you were a bit less flammable than that.

by Inkara1 on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nips work too

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grilli is bad enough.

Corny jokes make it worse

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck u nippert

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mentally fragile.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

big fuckin surprise

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddammit

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 27, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a joke...

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's lucky to have a roster spot. quite frankly.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can

It’s fucking Dustin Nippert pitching against the Yankees. I’m more surprised he didn’t give up a HR to Teixeira than I am that he walked seven guys.

by Inkara1 on Aug 27, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teix smashed that ball.

Thank god it didn’t have any air under it.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's next? Moscoso

5th starter?

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 27, 2009 1:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

B-Mac

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in da butt.

"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)

by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 27, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA Grilli

Get Madrigal, Mendoza, and all the other spares who can’t get anybody out in the big-leagues up here and choke this season away

by oc on Aug 27, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tits & Ass, Tits & Ass, MF'ing Tits & Ass

get the F out of here Nipples!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: just went to get a bite to eat

and have to say Barnett, thumbs up, way better the last two times I’ve heard him

by blueballlefty on Aug 27, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

meaning he doesn't put you to sleep?

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didnt expect anything less than this

He’s a guy who can never go 5 innings anyways…throw in a Yankees lineup that makes you throw at least 6 pitches per AB and it’s going to be a short day for a long guy.

by texasrfan on Aug 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know who to be more pissed at b/w Nipples & Old School Brutha.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on jason

do it for ur father

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nippert was not very good

but he did get his nip’s squeezed a little today

by blueballlefty on Aug 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Grilli has walked 305 since return

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome!! lol

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck no

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have faith

Let the healing begin brother.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In violation of your little treaty, Boomer

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't bagging on you

Just telling you to have a little faith that is all.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am

the beacon of optimism in LSB.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I do

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

borderline gay^

"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)

by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What's on the Grilli tonight?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fish

A-scrod

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A nubber.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you baby jesus

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

That’s horrible

by Outworlder47 on Aug 27, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, the home plate ump

made that call? Jeez, that’s terrible

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats what makes it horrible

its just a bad call if its the 3rd base ump making a mistake

but he shouldn’t ever make that call in the first place. being a really bad one multiplies it from there.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah,

i missed putting emphasis on ‘home’

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

meaning

it wasn’t his to make

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He called it because there was two check swings before that pitch

The yankee fans were on his ass. and the third base ump’s ass, and he knew if he went to the third base ump he would say he didn’t go again. So he took it in his own hands and made a Yankee call.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I’ve been listening only. That is truly terrible.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta love Burnett's reaction?
Fuck, I missed. Nope? I didn’t?

Oh, well okay. That works, then.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the ump looks like he motions to the 1st base judge...

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just going by the gif.

It looks like home plate signals for 1st base to make the call, then he signals strike three…

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, ok..

the first base ump couldn’t even make that call under the rulebook heh.

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by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

I thought 1st base always made the call on checked swings?

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its whoever the batter is facing

so they can, ya know, see.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the correct way

to call that is to point at the batter as to say you swung, that way the official scorer knows it was a K swinging and not looking

by blueballlefty on Aug 27, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's this so-called "strike?"

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whats grilli

yelling at he got the out

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pretty important out..

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very nice! He looked good just in time.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1

good one

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 27, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hard enough facing a guy

who can touch 98, even harder when he’s being given extra few inches on the corners

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sup, Sir Grilli !??!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

take pitches

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there a video feed for the game?

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=ea893f293272cd77a6cb894d2262858d

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

inside edge alright..

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by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers would never get that call

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

christ teagarden

why even go up there?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the ump

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2nd pitch to Davis not even close

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lmao!

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets go bullpen

let this be the day you stop sucking

by blueballlefty on Aug 27, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Feliz is not playing today.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

then O'Day

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When was the last time he pitched more than an inning?

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit... I thought it was the 6th

I guess you go with Strop??? Could be ugly.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feliz won't pitch today

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 27, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his 40 pitch effort on Tues?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 27, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They could still use him for an inning if they feel they have to.

1 run lead to protect against the yankees? maybe.

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by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK Davis

You were given this opportunity because of what you did in OKC and how the GM feels about you. You have done nothing in The Show this year to earn this position.

Start earning your keep and prove you belong because another 3 for 44 (with 24Ks) is unacceptable.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It was

Nick Johnson.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is on the DL again

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's 3 games dude.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 games

plus April 7- July 6.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you jump Davis's ass

even though the lineup has totaled one fucking hit today?
stop hating bitch

by blueballlefty on Aug 27, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit we do only hav one hit today.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bitch, I hate you

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

three more outs

and then pray for rain, because we aren’t the better teamt oday.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck this fucking ump

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if i said one team had seven walks and the other had 10 ks’ who should be winning

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most Grilli has gone this season

is 2 IP.

At this point I’d like to see Wash play this like Game 7 of a playoff series (leave Feliz on the bench).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he loves to go off topic

but is the worst at timing.

Perhaps he doesn’t realize he should save that shit for the rainy day seasons of bygone. We’re in a pennant race, chief.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

finally

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hey

how bout that

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

anyone know who the ump is?, or where he is from

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

All i know is that he decided to make the strike zone go a foot outside against lefties (inside vs. righties)

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See Jim Reynolds

pic above

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sit down bitch

hell ya

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Grilli looks really pissed off

i like

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that douche

sit down

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 27, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

A K going our way! Who would’ve guessed?

by Outworlder47 on Aug 27, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

grilli

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beautiful pitch, Sir Grilli!

Round of shots at The Change of Pace in Syracuse, please.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Time and place, buckles.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop.

This crap is as annoying as he is.

by N41D on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

use the ignore script, please

i find people who complain about responses pretty annoying myself

by BuckyB on Aug 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

grillin some yankee meat!!

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

rec for you!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that fucker

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it must have been hard for him growing up a yankees fan in mass…at least i think he is a yankees fan based on the game

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

an exact quote from Tom Grieve

“Godzilla vs Superman is a complete mismatch…unless Lex Luthor comes riding in on Godzilla”

by texrangers31 on Aug 27, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

He said that today?

I don’t even know what the fuck that means.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

boy it's nice to see Grilli respond like this

after those 2 tough appearances instead of descending back down into sparedom

by tangiers on Aug 27, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not bad grilli

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Where is this coming from, Jason?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's been doing it all year

just not his last 2 appearances since his injury

by BuckyB on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's pissed, he just saw JJ get DFA'd and he doesnt want that to happen to him and his dad is also at the game

kind of a perfect storm

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good showing grills

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get us through the 6th boy!!

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Grilli

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1 hit, three runs

Thats what I call efficiency

TCU AD/PR Student: I Need A Job

by PM Productions on Aug 27, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Making the most of what they give you.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAG nailed it, too

Burnett dug his own grave by getting greedy and going to strikeouts

by BuckyB on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not like he had to try hard

to do that

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stellar long relief so far

Can’t ask for more than that. Can Grilli go one more?

by Outworlder47 on Aug 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's at 19 pitches.

I can see it, especially in a big game like this.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just got home

How do we have 3 runs on 1 hit?

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Aug 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It was a thing of beauty really

perfect game, 8 ks til Hambone and Nellie both took 3-2 walks and then AJ got pissed and just grooved first pitch FB to Ian… lots of fist pumps all the way around

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kins went deeeeeep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

two walks and a ian kinsler homerun

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 straight walks from hambone and cruz (first baserunners of game)

then kinsler goes deep on the first pitch he sees.

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

two walks then

Kins Bomb

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

very quietly

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 baserunners

0 LOB

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait was that a 1-2-3 inning??????????????

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

You will be ok just sit down and take deep breaths.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grilli has not had an appearance with the Rangers

that last more than 24 pitches and is just back from injury.

He’s currently at 19 pitches – does he start the 6th?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well my view of the bullpen from here in Allen

isn’t too good, but I say no.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 27, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you live in allen?

whereabouts? near a particular school?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I work in Allen

live in McKinney

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 27, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea my dad does too

i grew up there and watched it grow

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Son?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably AJ's last inning

unless they’re pushing him past 100 pitches.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hochevar esque

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 27, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

except burnett is good

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 27, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go team go!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's at 89 pitches after Borbon's K

let’s get him out after this inning!

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't know Guidry's number was retired.

He was really good but a retired number!?!?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you like his nickname?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Louisiana Lightning?

It’s ok, maybe a little contrived along the lines of 1920’s Reporter Guy.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

idk

i think it’s pretty good

and anything related to 1920s reporter guy im a fan of

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are you yelling

you’re a foot from me?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

young wanted that hit

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

14 games for FOTMFF!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Face!!!!

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hammy needs a homer bad

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought since we have one other hit a single deserved this

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He broke (cracked) his bat

Mighta went out otherwise

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call

right here

by bstair on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

94 pitches

come on hammy!

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Take Nelly

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 27, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2 homeruns in 176 (or so..) post injury at bats.

oh my.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

his injury time =

flushing roids from the system

not really.

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need a bigger buffer. 3 runs isn't going to kiss the baby.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cruzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Marte up for the Yanks.

Yay Nellie!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

Cruz walks and Burnett beans Kinsler

by bstair on Aug 27, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Base on balls make me happy.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Take a pitch, Ian.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice. 2nd walk today.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

first pitch swinging?

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Kins

do it again

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Putting in the call for Ian.

I’ve never tried this before.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Like most virgin experiences

it was ugly and way too fast.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This looks familiar. Where have I seen it before?

Oh year. The 3rd inning!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Two breaking pitches

time for the queso

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

god damn it ian

the fuck are you doing

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HE CALLED IT AGAIN?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck u Ian

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck is going through your head

to not fucking run to 1st

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They took off

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll show some ignorance here

Why does that matter? You can’t run out a dropped 3rd strike anytime?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAG is saying he didn't run to 1st because he didn't think he had gone around.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correct.

Only if unoccupied, IIRC.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Runner on 1st, the batter can't run unless there are two outs

if the runners are stealing, it doesn’t matter

by BuckyB on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

just go to the first base ump for that lord

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I want a replay

and he better have swung the freaking bat

by blueballlefty on Aug 27, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for O'Day

I wonder if Neftali pitches the 7th

by Agreen07 on Aug 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not watching

Would he have gotten to first if he ran?

by Squig on Aug 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably not

but the ball went all the way to the backstop.

by Agreen07 on Aug 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and towards first with slow jose molina chasing after

probably out but at least some slim chance + the panic throw possibility.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hard to say...

he thought he checked his swing.

"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)

by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 27, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

105 p for Burnett

They’ll bring him out to start the 7th.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And it'll be the death of them hightower!!

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

C. J.

for the 7th and 8th then Frankie?

Assuming we’re leading after this inning.

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 27, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

O'Day for the 7th

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grilli back out there

and O’Day is warming up

by Agreen07 on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

did neftali pitch yesterday

can he give us one today?

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

word on the street is

NO

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tuesday.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he pitched tuesday

but it was 2 innings (spread across 3 actual innings) and 40 something pitches.

probably want to avoid him.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 IP=1 Day Off, and so on

So no.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bet?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

do you take out grilli if he lets a guy on base?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What's gotten into Grilli?

It also seems like they’re not taking as many pitches.

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 27, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

partly

but he’s also throwing strikes

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3Ks in 5 outs?

Nah, ride him.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grilli!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sittin’ them down

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sir Grilli

does it again.

Get his old man to every game.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

for realz

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getting his breaking stuff over

with a nice 2 seamer as well.

Melikey.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what happens when you get ahead of batters consistently.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 27, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It would be great to get a good Grilli for the stretch run

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 27, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no exaggeration either

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT

Dodgers/ Rox game on MLB has Vin Scully announcing.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's dead to me

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should hear Teixeira's

Altogether more retarded.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know what bothers me about jeter

that leaning over shit when a ball is down the middle or a little outside when he takes the pitch

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That he breathes?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know it sells

just bugs the shit outta me

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like soccer player rolling on the ground grabbing their leg

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that you ARE world famous?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

closest i came to flopping

was taking charges in basketball, but i did that before flopping became so big in bball. and id put my body on the line not just flail anytime an offensive player touched me

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

coke is warming up, os we will have a chance to score

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Grillcheese!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy cow

DaviS@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF HOLY FUCK

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a recovery

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet recovery by CD

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Grilli

shut down innings.

BOO YA.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my lord

im in class now and i want to scream

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 27, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol, reminds me of my school days

by truetexan on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you brought laptops into class to follow LSB GDT threads

in your school days?

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in Professional Responsibility class right now.

And I’m watching the game on my laptop.

Oh the irony?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me likey

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yes!!!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Grilli....

Wow. You have really come up huge this game. Kudos to you, my friend!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No shit - it would have been easy to give up and not cover (and he's pitching AOK)

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not Blalock there

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Fuck

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha, CD is just too damn cool for normal baseball plays

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

93-94 mph fastball from Grill?

Davis, wtf?

That was one of the most important pitching moments of the season.

Somehow, some way, we’re still leading This Thing.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*claps for grilli*

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great performance by Grilli! - That is the way you relieve.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That has got to be about

as good as Grilli’s ever been.

by bhudson on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's safe to say

That Jason Grilli has been sensational today.

by Outworlder47 on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A message to the guy on the mound in the Rangers uniform...

Kind sir, who are you and what have you done with Jason Grilli? Whatever you did with him, THANK YOU!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm going off of recent appearances...

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhh...last two...

admittedly, he’s been solid but recently, not so much…

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Padilla bringing it up at 96 mph

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Different gun

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmm

volcano burrito

by Mike E on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooo!!!

August 29th calculator day in New York!

You just don't sit in a rocking chair, when you've built a revolution.

by Escher on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice murph

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

murphy says

suck my dick home ump

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Doubley DoRight!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ripped

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We need to get David in.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we've got to score him

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is everyone so shocked about Grilli's performance?

Take out his 2 post injury performances and the dude has the best ERA in our bullpen (besides neftali)

by BuckyB on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he's been solid

but his career numbers show a lot of ups and downs. i think lots of people, myself included, were worried we were entering a down stretch.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Murph!!

Bunt Teagarden with Davis on deck?

I’d rather ph Pudge.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Teagarden

0-2, 2 K…nice. Laird would bunt.

by Agreen07 on Aug 27, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hits lefties way better than righties this year

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

OK, Davis.

Time to do something in The Show.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOW BOUT DEM APPLES!

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very nice.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CD says F You

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

YES

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there a worse color analyst in radio

than Suzyn Waldman?

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woooo!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

coke pulled a jennings

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice bunt!

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!

One way for Teabag to get on base.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Have a Coke

and a smile and shut the f*ck up!

You just don't sit in a rocking chair, when you've built a revolution.

by Escher on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nows the time CD

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DAVISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the preceding post was a great success.

by DSheppard on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CD!!!!

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crushed!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CRUSH!!!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KRUSH IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GEET OUT!@!!!!!!!

Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.

by TheJeezus on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAH

SUCK IT!

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Mizzou12 on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet Jesus

that was awesome

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo!!!

You just don't sit in a rocking chair, when you've built a revolution.

by Escher on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love jimmy jacks!!!!!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes,

That’s a big step in the right direction, kid.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

eat it JW!

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

work so sucks right now

by kevinkinsler on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That should have been a sac fly in any other park

but good job Chris

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Aug 27, 2009 2:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

/Josey

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I think even Josey found that one enjoyable

one at bat, but a huge one

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Josey your Boy Hank ripped it

oh wait, it was the BEASTICON

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis

he’s always done well against the Yankees. He was meant for the stage.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the stage

i like that

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by studcrackers on Aug 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a beautiful swing.

Short, compact, powerful. CHRIS MF!!!!! DAVIS!

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis hitting home runs...

Grilli getting outs…what kind of fantasy world is this?

/not one I want to leave, mind you, just strange to see

by Greenville on Aug 27, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'd feel pretty good

about this game against any other offense in any other stadium

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris Freakin' Davis.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

touche.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tou che

law school is so inhibiting, so I can’t remember

by BuckyB on Aug 27, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahah!

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Physically impossible

Metaphysically possible.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out of body experience

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our work is not done today.

Take a cue from The Face and be a professional.

We’re at Yankee Stadium and Old School Brutha is managing the bully.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone's a little butthurt right now.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But yes, I gagree.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm ecstatic

but remember where we are playing.

It ain’t over till it’s over.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK now

Not very optimistic from the self-appointed Beacon of Optimism…

Officially gay for Neftali Feliz

by RCCook on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Yankee Stadium

you are cautiously optimistic or painfully naive.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And in LSBland

you’re are a royal pain in the ass!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Aug 27, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's against a lefty, too.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

salsa bowl?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x

A few bowls. =D

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dad is great, give us chocolate cake!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bill Cosby?

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

:)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

great standup act....Bill Cosby - Himself

"Success is a journey, not a destination"
- A fortune cookie

by maxzoran on Aug 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed him in Frisco recently

He was greatness riffing on the Ticket though.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

very true.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Aug 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hold on

I thought there was a memo out not to talk with me today?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you have been wrong so many times today, it's laughable

might try easing off the cocky-i-know-everything tone

by BuckyB on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll talk just not about the same old shit.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yankee fans showing some love to their players

by weebles88 on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Coke hearing the boos...hahaha

"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)

by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 27, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah...

They’re just Pepsi fans, that’s all. :)

by Greenville on Aug 27, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

he'll be here all week folks!

"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz (funny old man)

by BLUE_Thru-n-Thru on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent.

I had a joke and a smile.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 27, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CD bomb

right on Josey’s house!

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Yes.

Fuck Yes.
Fuck Yes.

by tyd3311 on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I love making the MFY crowd STFU.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hehe

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phil Coke

is a guy I was pretty bullish on to start the year. He’s one of many lefties who has struggled this year after strong ’08s.

David Robertson, on the other hand, I downright covet.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's been his usual reticent self

not.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's been good today.

Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.

by bspate on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not anymore today

After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell

by JukeboxJoe on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not Hank

But he was on CD

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

plenty o mentions about how CD is the same CD from earlier this year, though

by BuckyB on Aug 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is certainly not the same CD we saw earlier - thank goodness

Much closer to what he was last year.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Aug 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get back in JD's pocket, Jamey

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Aug 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man...

…you’re just the Mayor of Butthurtville right now, aren’t you?

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so butthurt

where’s the ice?

by BuckyB on Aug 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else glad

that Ron didn’t use CJ and Frankie yesterday?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it was 9-2

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you send Grili out there to start the 7th?

Despite Tex-ARod-Matsui?

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd send Neftali.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Aug 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

O'Day I think...

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Aug 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 run lead

…the way he’s pitching…I let him go a little while longer

by Greenville on Aug 27, 2009 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's done

He’s not a long reliever. Pat him on the back and tell him Great Job,

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Aug 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This.

Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?

by Chase Irwin on Aug 27, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I told everyone that Chris was no longer prone to Cross Wielding Lefties

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 27, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Aug 27, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait!! NOOO!!!!!

This has been a very successful thread!!!!

by bhudson on Aug 27, 2009 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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