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The Neftali Feliz debut thread

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99 mph.

Not too shabby.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

You beat me to it

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

effortless

it’s breathtaking

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 3, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Effortless...

Good lord… I’m in love.

by N41D on Aug 3, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

99 with ease

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 3, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit!

Get that thing down, son!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's more like 210

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 3, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

if he hits someone in the head

we’re looking at a coma, bare minimum

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 3, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

HAVE A SEAT

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

91 mph changeup

orgasm

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 3, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

two seamer?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 3, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

100!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

100!!!!

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

100...wow

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Aug 3, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

91mph pitch broke

outside to left hander kennedy. i dont think it was a change up. too much spin.

by stltxfan on Aug 3, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

TRIPLE DIGITS!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm actually glad blalock didn't get to that

i want more feliz!

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 3, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

ballin!

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Aug 3, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

2 K's

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow... Wow...

This kid is FILTHY

Two Ks that weren’t heaters…

by N41D on Aug 3, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm like a kid in a candy shop

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

if Jon Daniels EVER trades this guy

I’m going to trade his balls to J.P Ricciardi

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 3, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

this is so amazing......no words to say

…should have sent a poet

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Aug 3, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

my weiner is giving him

a standing ovation

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Aug 3, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

HIG HEAT

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

LMMFAO!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Am I gay for loving Feliz?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

No way.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my god

happy happy is here!

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Aug 3, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Nasty...just nasty

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

STRIKES OUT THE SIDE IN HIS FIRST FUCKING MLB INNING

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Very nice, heh

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha.....nice.

Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.

by b.pate on Aug 3, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Happy, happy day MF'er!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

more runs plz

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 3, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

that was fantastic

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my god, they're going to bring in soft tossing Eddie...

after 100mph Feliz?

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Nooooooo

booooooo!!! More Happy Happy!!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Feliz and Holland

Koufax and Drysdale, watch your backs!

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Holland-Feliz-Hunter

Seeing the three of them sitting together in the dugout gives me hope for the future.

------------
:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Aug 3, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes it does!!

Just think when Perez gets here.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay Hamilton

Plate discipline!

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

5 pitches to Hairston

98, 98 , 99, 100, 100

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

sick

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, I wonder how numb Salty's hand is right now

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Greatness

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't be as bad as half the people on here

After watching Feliz pitch

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Justin Smoak...

is supposed to be better than this?

by rangerjake on Aug 3, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

One can then logically infer that Justin Smoak is either

A. Pujols or
B. The Messiah.
Or all of the above?

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So after seeing feliz

He needs to be our 7th inning guy

feliz
cj
Frankie

not going to lose many leads with that

by death of the cool on Aug 3, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

damn open new window

by Mike E on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Posted right as Feliz made his debut

I’m not getting a broadcast of this game, so I’m listening to the jazz music channel and drinking some wine. The name of the song that came on right has Feliz came in "Rock Me to Sleep" by Houston Person.

I think I’m ready for the next step in my relationship with Feliz.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

You'd let him go up on you.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he back out for another inning?

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Aug 3, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

flawless

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Aug 3, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that would put his FIP

At -2.5 or some crazy shit like that.

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

George Costanza called.

He said that you should always go out on a high note!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can't hear a seinfeld reference without thinking, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER FOR?!"

I mean, I guess it would just be a guy who you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or, um, a banana that grabs things. I don’t know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are the kind of questions I don’t want to answer.

by buckets on Aug 3, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Aug 3, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That kid's a starter

Those secs looked sooo much better than when I saw him a year ago in Frisco.
Holland … Feliz … this thing is gonna HAPPEN, Jack.

by shroomer on Aug 3, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

What does Benoit have to do with this?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feliz, Holland, Perez, Hunter and Ross??

That would be fun

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

The defense

Would get bored out there and start texting their collective girlfriends during the game.

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only to find out their girlfriends were all leaving them for Holland and Feliz.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why god made bullpens.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude seriously..

Neftali’s nickname should be “The Stranger”

There isn’t a better nickname.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 3, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I will support this.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got dumped today...

sucky day…Feliz just made it better.

by rangerjake on Aug 3, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I know the feeling...

got dumped about 3 weeks ago and was pretty beat up about it. I just smiled for the first time in weeks.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

definitely sucks, but who needs girls when you have Neftali Feliz in a Rangers uniform?

by rangerjake on Aug 3, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

HE"S BACK OUT THERE!

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

97

Get that weak shit out of here, Neffy!

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

or...

extend perfection just a little longer

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaa

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

heh this is so awesome

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Can my baseball weiner withstand more Feliz?

I’m not sure it can, but I’ll gladly try!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

cust

99 down the middle. wow

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh God...

I don’t know how much more of this I can take… I’m chaffing.

by cmkelly29 on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

He’s struck out his first four big league hitters.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Had to go eat a sandwich, I'm ready to go again

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption

by drizzle on Aug 3, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

strike there ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

What the hell thats a strike

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Aug 3, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

ok maybe not

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Aug 3, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

That first pitch Sweeney was nasty.

And where the heck was that?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Um, snap?

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Man 100 MPH right on the inside corner

Apparently too fast for the ump to see.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

well event feliz cant strike out everyone

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Aug 3, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

DAMN!!!

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Aug 3, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

So that

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Aug 3, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

fail

meant to write: so that’s what they mean by easy velocity

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jury is still out.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

aww

no strike out

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Only a ground out?

DFA HIM!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

stupid ordinary out

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Aug 3, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

First time I've ever been disappointed by a 4-3 ground ball.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Lucky contact

Won’t happen again, count on it.

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

damn good play by Arias,

that’s a lot harder play than it looks

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Jazz Channel now playing "So Easy"

It’s like they know exactly what’s going on!!!

Can’t stop smiling!

LOUD NOISES!

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

we are rangers fans. we deserve him

"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)

by ab03 on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

wow

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

If he can throw that consistently...

Fuck Feldman or Hunter… Get his ass in the rotation now.

by N41D on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

id pay that

plus another 400 bucks

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't seem possible

But he upstaged the franchise-saving performance of Dutch (without the implications, obviously).

by brettgardner on Aug 3, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see how that's not Holland's nickname forever more.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is some adult velocity

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Aug 3, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That slider is nasty.

You aren’t hitting that looking for 100.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I love hearing people laugh. Lmao

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

rec'in that.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 3, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, the slider is nice

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

just wow

"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"

by blalock84 on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

101

OMG!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

101

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

101!

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I love how even the fans Ooooo'd and Aaaaaaah'd that 82mph slider

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Top of the hour coming up.

Do we have somebody on stand-by to clock how much air-time Neffy gets

by oc on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

last pitch was 101.

surprised the gun hasn’t exploded yet.

by Garcia on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

What. A. Fucking. Badass.

JD = GOD.

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

This

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's not forget

john danks for bone china doll

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Aug 3, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get off the fucking wagon

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go back to your hole.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck you

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey hey hey

we’re having fun here? no? this was a great trade. And i’m very happy right now

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Aug 3, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

calm down

i really thought that was somewhat funny. apperantly i was wrong

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Aug 3, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, you were wrong

Please exit stage fucking left now…

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

why so much hate?

and why must i leave?

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Aug 3, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what you have done

Just hang your head and go…

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

go where?

i don’t comment much, but i’ve been here for a while.. . really i just thought that bone china doll was a funny nickname and saw the opportunity to throw it out

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Aug 3, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have to understand

there are people who would say that with a straight face.

by Brett Perryman on Aug 3, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, I enjoyed the comment.

Thanks, Steve.

"Guys are visual creatures, that’s how we’ve been wired, for millennia…only fat and or ugly chicks use that word you just typed." - Rodney

by inactive lsb user on Aug 3, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you chase

the comment was intendend toward you anyway. i wouldn’t’ve replyed like that to someone i didnt’ know

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Aug 3, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

After we just saw the 4th piece of the best trade in the history of this org....

you bring up one of the bad ones. Just bad timing dude, no hard feelings.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

Sorry if we offended you.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

not really offended

just trying to defendt myself

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Aug 3, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously man, it's cool.

It’s like that in here. Nobody will remember tomorrow.

Unless you pull one of these!

I
AM
SOOOOOOOOOOOO
SORRY!!!!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

No doubt

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's cool

we have moved on. Like TxStCa said above we were on a Feliz high and then that. No worries.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just calling it a man-crush doesn't even come close to describing how I feel about Feliz now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

i think JD might have tears of joy right now

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I know I do

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is purely the best baseball event I have ever seen

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm laughing uncontrollably.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol this is awesome

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I was hoping

Blalock would drop that popup. More Ks, dammit! I gotta have more Ks!

Kanye, you want to be the voice of this generation? Get in line! It goes me, Obamagirl, the Freecreditreport.com guys, then It's a tie between you-and Crocs.
-Stephen Colbert

by Conjunction on Aug 3, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

x

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What kind of an idiot does JP Riccardi feel like now?

Damn.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Holland and Feliz

They will lead this team to a World Series. I don’t mean this year of course but our future definitely looks good in the future.

by Chris Hanes on Aug 3, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Feliz is my new god

I will sacrifice a small animal in honor of you my lord

by death of the cool on Aug 3, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you still with us?

Or have you been smote now?

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Aug 3, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will this show up discreetly ony my credit card bill

or will I have to beat my girlfriend to the mailbox everyday?

by cmkelly29 on Aug 3, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just something about...

…a 100 mph fastball from Feliz followed by a single from 20 y/o SS Elvis Andrus.

by GhettoBear04 on Aug 3, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

It's like a virtiual finger to Mark Teixeira.

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's probably thinking...

…hey, look what it took to get me me me me me!!!!

by Black Francis on Aug 4, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

sac bunt coming up

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Aug 3, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't worry Arias

You still have time to steal the show back from Feliz.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 3, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I watched my recording of MLBN airing him

they showed 2 full batters and the results of 2 others.

they were going nuts when they figured out the 91 mph was a change. loved him obviously.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Aug 3, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks, Shep

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Aug 3, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias

looks like a regular at a domino game that takes place every evening on Ron Washington’s front porch.

by Basehead on Aug 3, 2009 11:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Dude

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Aug 3, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The FUTURE is here!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

We need this run

give CJ some wiggle room

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Aug 3, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Very true

Now that we won’t k everyone

by death of the cool on Aug 3, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just checked gameday

10" of break on that slider to Everidge.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

Who says he doesn’t have any secondary pitches?

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

That at bat was nasty...

all 3 fastballs on the outside and that slider. Wow.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we should start pooling together some bail money.

There HAS to be a warrant out on his arrest after that Feliz anal violation of the A’s lineup.

by behindthebag on Aug 3, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

They're in California

Everything’s legal

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

ACLU is now trying to register Feliz for a civil union with six different A's.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

So having seen those three pitches for yourselves

don’t you guys think there is plenty of starting potential there? I totally get how tempting it would be to have him closing games, but I don’t see why anyone would suggest that he couldn’t be a dominant starter if he continues to improve.

by Brett Perryman on Aug 3, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

No

He has to start with that stuff.

Not even a question.

by brettgardner on Aug 3, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

No way you just stick him in the pen with that stuff.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

No-brainer

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he's gonna start for sure

I think it makes sense to build his confidence and let him get acclimated through the bullpen. His delivery looks too smooth not to wind up starting. Hopefully he can mature enough to maintain his talent through a full start.

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

that secondary stuff looks fine to me.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Aug 3, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frankie up

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Aug 3, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

The Angels better be afraid

very afraid

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Aug 3, 2009 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

even hitler is afraid

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

INSURANCE RUN!

Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.

by rangers85 on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

BYRD!

INSURANCE!

J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM

by LSJ on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Insurance runs!!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 3, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions