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This sucks.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
This one just keeps getting worse.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Brace yourself...it's only the 5th inning
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
This is easily the worst fucking game I have seen in a long time.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Is the team looking ahead to the Angels weekend series?
This game isn’t over yet, but damn this sucks so far
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Nice stadium. And I seem to remember watching an Angels ad that it's red out weekend, so wear blue!
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
THROW A FUCKING STRIKE!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
My stomach hurts.
You could play a football game in that foul territory.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
1st call
he’s gotten all night
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
I have this slipping away feeling about the season.
With last night and tonight.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Which is really okay, since we didn't make any moves at the deadline.
We’ll know for sure after the anaheim series, but if things keep going this way, the second half isn’t going to be about the playoffs.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
This is the wildest we've ever seen Holland this year.
I kinda wondered if this would happen after he broke the 100 pitch plateau for the first time last time out.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Good call by the old school brotha
I think all those pitches last time have caught up to the oven.
Any recommendations for those that have been home all night?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Go to bed?
Unless you are in California, too, it’s too early
by Mark from OC on Aug 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I just don't know what to say anymore.
The offense is god-awful this year. What the fuck happened? For most of this year it’s been that the pitching/defense has been WAY better than the offense, and it boggles the mind.
Tonight it’s like last year’s pitching/defense with this year’s offense. I want to choke someone. Violently.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
did you not see the feldman game
cause that was much much worse
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Yeah, I saw it.
I don’t know why tonight is so much more frustrating. But it is. Maybe it’s because the status quo is CLEARLY not working, but noooooo, we can’t try Elvis or Murphy leadoff – it’s got to be Old Man Arias!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
"Turn the keys over to Jennings"
I am now comforted.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Now watch Jennings inflate Dutch's ERA.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
by one run?
dutch put the guy on third with less than 2 outs
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Eh, I thought there was another guy on for some reason.
But still.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Whew!! Good thing Wash didn't bring in someone with a
problem allowing inherited runners…
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
with an emphasis on the sarcasm
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the only time I like JJ coming in
He’s going in thinking how low the team is and he is going to play hero. The poor SP who got relegated to the Pen is going to show his stuff and show everyone how under appreciated he is. Let’s see what happens…
You're making a basic assumption here that would probably prove false.
You’re assuming that Jennings cares.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Angels RISP since the break...
Holy Christ, no wonder they’re on fire.
I bet the Rangers BA with RISP is something like .111
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I think the would have to get hot to reach .111
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
Does Jennings throw nothing but sliders?
Has to throw it 2/3rd of the time.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
Didn't the Rangers have someone on their team early last year who did the same thing?
Then they cut him, what’s his name
by Mark from OC on Aug 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasdin?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Franklyn German
I remember everyone was all “WTF lookit his shiny ERA” but he let everyone’s inherited runners score.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
yes Lisa he indeed was famous for that like Jennings is becoming.
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
4 runs to make up.
I don’t think we can do it.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Who's more OCD at the plate...
Garciaparra or Hargrove?
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions
atory
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll trade you scientology for batting stance guy
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
SOLD!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
haha
are batting stance guys friends going to come take me away in a space ship?
by blueballlefty on Aug 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Depends on your feton levels
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Arias is about to hit one 500 feet.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe if you let him hit it three times.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder how many under par he'd be by the end of the game.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
arias
the leadoff thing is stupid
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
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I seem to remember saying something yesterday about how the Angels may lose and the Rangers may win, but that both wouldn't happen on the same day
Boston-Rays tied at 2-2.
But unless something changes, like in this inning, then this game is over, and thus the season since the Rangers REALLY REALLY REALLY needed to win tonight to take advantage of the second chance they were unexpectedly given.
a bit dramatic, no?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
By the way
Someone with a name Yankees changed your wikipedia entry from yesterday. Took out the 4 strikeouts in a row comment.
by Mark from OC on Aug 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a Yankees fan
Saw it in the edits
by Mark from OC on Aug 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Change it back
Add the first 4 strikeouts comment again
by Mark from OC on Aug 4, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Why the fuck would they edit that?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
more information is the idea, right?
by kevinkinsler on Aug 4, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
like
a compendium of all human knowledge?
by kevinkinsler on Aug 4, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Because they are a Yankees fan
No Ranger can do anything significant enough for them
by Mark from OC on Aug 4, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not surprising I guess
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
ummmm
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
but but but
arias starts for 10 teams in the majors right now….assholes
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
still waiting on the list man
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 4, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I got tired of
concentrating on it after 5, the point is the dude still has value, and there are a bunch of knee jerking jerkoffs that dog players on here, do you think he came up here, put a gun to Wash’s temple and said let me lead off?? the dude is doing his best where they put him, it is really not fair to him
by blueballlefty on Aug 4, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
KC maybe
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
not over callapso
arguably one of their best players this yr.
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 4, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
washington
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
thought he was playing 2b?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
im assuming
he cant play short and i dont think the royals would start him over betancourt
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 4, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
he has played 82 games at short this year
so bad assumption, and he is better than betancourt
by blueballlefty on Aug 4, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
i mis-read i guess
I thought the boast was that he would start at SS for 10 teams(not by you)
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
This is beyond angering.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
what's that word?
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
This is what I think really goes through Ron's head.
Whenever he sees Byrd get a single to finish a 1-4/3k night, he sees the hit as enough justification to bat him 3rd/4th.
by behindthebag on Aug 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
STOP SWINGING AT THE !ST PITCH
“Gio Gonzalez is pitching a shutout tonight”
Gross.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
I think it's less
that he is pitching a shutout, and more that we swing at EVERYTHING. I could probably no-hit us right now.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
no kidding. like garcia said
we are incredibly inept
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
warning track power a lot more this year?
or is it my perception more than reality?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
I can't believe I have more faith in TB scoring
than I do the Rangers to win a game.
At least Boston is blowing through their bullpen tonight.
busted bat single, dammit!
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
I admit, I'd kinda like to see Jennings implode here
So we can DFA him when Grilli comes off the DL.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
What would be the state of LSB
if we lose 3 of 4 here or even get swept?
Legendary meltdown? I think so.
What do you call this?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
that was probably
a looooong time ago for him
by kevinkinsler on Aug 4, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Considering Arias probably has alzheimer's
That’s pretty impressive.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Cust with a SB??
Really????
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
LOL
Jack Cust steals a base?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
this is not how we need to start this stretch of road games
this month could get very bad, very fast unless something turns around.
I’m really sick of everybody saying “the rangers offense hasn’t even started to click yet.”
we are 105 games into the season. This offense is what it is — BAD!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Sounds like the Cardinals won in "just another Halo victory" style
scored one in the eighth, two in the ninth and then Pujols hit a grand slam in a five-run inning in extras.
Sweet...
3 lefties coming right up!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
A break...
wtf is that?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
WOW!
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 4, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks, even my fingers are pissed right now
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
"Capable bats behind Hamilton"
Do we have any capable bats really lately beyond Young and the hurt Cruz?
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
i'm sure the bats are capable
it’s the guy holding the bat that sucks
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Yay for patience!
Good job Hamilton
"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ---Red, The Shawshank Redeption
Holy shit, a rally!
How shall we kill it, I wonder?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
The same thing we do every night pinky...
We’ll ground into a double play.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Was it really thought tough to call it?
Same level of toughness would be to say the sun is going to rise in the morning.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
*that tough
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Is Brad related to Zig?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
about freakin time
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
The crowd noise is very weird tonight
It’s either hugely loud or it’s so quiet you can hear the batboy walking up to the plate. The changes are very abrupt, too.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
so quiet, you can hear the Rangers' team BA drop
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
ha
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 4, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
shit shit shit
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
FUCK!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
atleast it wasn't a triple play.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
that seems about right
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Oh fuck that shit.
We get two men on with no out and fucking Murphy comes up and GIDP. Figures.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
i hate life
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
This is so sad, it's funny...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Now watch Salty fly out to the track now that there are two outs
and of course Gonzalez has an economical pitch count even with that many strikeouts
Josh-"the Rangers don't need to get all of the runs right here"
We just got our first runner to third base…when would he like them to get the rest of these runs?
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
Good AB for Salty here
Can he capatalize?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Oakland fans can't even enjoy a win...
they have to fight amongst themselves.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
My guess is it's Rangers fans since Oakland fans don't show up
One of them probably got out a plastic fork to eat his dinner with and another Rangers fan misinterpreted what the fork meant…
This
And they should ban forks in Arlington, too.
by Mark from OC on Aug 4, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Oakland fans where fighting about which Ranger hitter looked worse.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Big League AB right there.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
Heck of a walk there.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
another great line by TAG
“go to the game, get into a fight and now they need a crane to get him out of here”
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
ditto
TAG : “go to ballgame, get in a fight, get tasered, and now it will take a crane to get him out of here”
or somesuch
you're right...I forgot about the taser
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
and Lewin
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
And how awesome would it have been if Murphy didn't suck ass into that GIDP.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
that's like saying
you know what sucks about the desert, there’s no water
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Mark Stanford apparently complained this week that jail is too oppressive.
I wonder what he thought it would be like.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 4, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice AB by Salty
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 4, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
Nice AB
salty!
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
wow some patience
now lets get some runs!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Regarding this strategy of "hoping" the offense gets better...
everybody still on board?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
yep
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Rangers don't know what rally is
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Old Man Arias...I like it.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
by Cecilio's Guante on Aug 4, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
+2
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
fml
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Longoria makes great play
they go to the bottom of the 13th tied.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Gardner, What you should do is tip your cap and then move forward with your tail tucked snugly in your gash."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
*spork
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
robin hood: prince of thieves
nice…
08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.
by Michael Cave on Aug 4, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
ARGHGHGGGGRGRRRRHHHGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
I am so SICK of watching this shit from this team!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
+ 1 theres not enough beer in the world to make things better...sad but true
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
This is one of the best images of the season.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Yes.
Yes, it is.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
+ 1 that picture sums up the current state of events quite well
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
That would be a helluva hangover.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
this team depresses the hell out of me
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
just divide it.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
that doesn't help
it just extends the brutal beating that is watching a Rangers baseball game
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Hopefully such a cat-astrophe will never occur.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
the rays got fucked tonight in the 8th
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well they just won
but if the ump makes the right call they dont have to blow all those chances in the 8th and then later in the game
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by studcrackers on Aug 4, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Eddie likes giving free foul balls to the Texas fans
Since they are the majority of the crowd. Wow, 11 pitches already to the first batter.
by Mark from OC on Aug 4, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
14 now
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually
It’s annoying but I prefer it to last night’s four pitch walk.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
A's relief pitcher nearly got nailed.
That would have been hilarious.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
You can see one hit by one of the 13 pitches to the first batter by Eddie so far
by Mark from OC on Aug 4, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That was confusing to read.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That will be tomorrow's promotion
Between the top and bottom of the seventh inning, they’ll have a chair throwing contest between Fx2 and Bobby Knight.
Hopefully not by an A's pitcher...
Else either Marlon Byrd or Hambone would swing at it and miss.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 4, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
great
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you just call Longoria's dong great?
I have to ask… how do you know?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 4, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmmm
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 4, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions