Game 107 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 7, 2009 8:00 PM CDT
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Hasta La Vista,
Assasin!!
GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
Kinda of an important series...who will be the story tonight?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
They will have a break out game
And score 13 runs.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
Anybody else read that Tanner Scheppers' agent is trying to
Set up an audition with Japanese teams?
What the hell?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 8:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
If he pitches independant ball and the japanese leagues in back to back years the agent should
be barred from representing prospects.
of course, there’s about a .01% chance of that happening.
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Okay, technically they never said what he is auditioning for
could be a TV game show for all we know
couldn't scheppers pitch with japan and still sign with the rangers before next year's draft?
he has no deadline right?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Since there is really no deadline
he doesn’t have much leverage
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Let's take this series!
I will never give up, my hope will never falter, and my optimism will never die. I will stand next to any ranger fan willing & lead the charge for the cynics and realists who waver in their belief of this team.
I’ll be there in the trenches of first or third base, in the depths of a depleated bullpen, or behind the bats of the 7-9 batters. Untill the magic # is zero ill follow ron’s gut, trim the maddox soul patch, and chant rudy, rudy, rudy.
Tinkers to Evers to Chance, is not for us. It’s Kinsler to Elvis to Blalock. It’s Hammy at the bat, and whatta ya say Murphy. The Ryan Express to the Dutch Express, Cruz missile landings and FOTF.
I’ll blow the kicked-up chalk from my nostrils and cheer as if there is no tomorrow. Because in baseball there is not always next year, the time is now.
"Fight ’em ’til hell freezes over, then fight ’em on the ice!" – Dutch Meyer
by CowboyHornedFrogs on Aug 7, 2009 8:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Billy Mays says cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Aug 7, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
What is the over/under
for Borbon ABs on this call up?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
5.5?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I like decimals
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 7, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Be careful out there Eclou!
Seems there are no many Angels in the outfield(bleachers) or anywhere else in that stadium this year. Seems the place has become a little dangerous this year.
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
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InsideCorner: More #Rangers pitching news: Frankie Francisco returns to closer; C.J. Wilson to setup. http://bit.ly/cGmMm
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
Excellent news
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 7, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
excellent......
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 7, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Well generally i wouldn't care
but i like the flexibility of having CJ vs lefties not locked down to the 9th
the preceding post was a great success.
CJ is to lefties what O'Day is to righties.
He needs to be used for a string of lefties and that’s about it. Love him to death, but Frankie is the better closer IMO. Let’s see how Fx2 does…
Death to Rally Monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
What is a rally monkey?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 7, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It doesn't exist this weekend.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 7, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a fucking rat. Sort of like the glorified dish rag Steeler fans wave around.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 8:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey hey hey
Don’t make fun of Spike. Ace Ventura was a great movie.
The Angels’ exploitation of this great movie and one of it’s animals is regrettable, but watch your tongue.
Rios
The Reds, Giants, Red Sox and Mets say they didn’t claim him. What about the Angels?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
when are Hunter
and Rivera going to return?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Yikes
Omar
Young
Byrd
Jones
Hamilton
Blalock
Murph
Teabag
Elvis
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
i normally dont bitch
much about washington but this may be the worst lineup he’s put up this year. 3 straight lefties? what the fuck
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Taco Cabana is my pre game meal.
We’ll win.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 8:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
mmmm I love T C ...
fajita platter and a margarita for 12 bucks, can’t beat it
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
Worst 50 million ever spent in baseball?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 7, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
x
GMJ stinkswithout the HGH
Fix it for ya
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Wow @ that horrible call shown on MLBN
Worthless arizona/washington game but still. He was just so clearly and blatantly safe.
the preceding post was a great success.
hmm
go yanks?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
okay
we root for the M’s to beat the Rays though right?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
My sheet looks like this:
Rangers keep winning.
Fuck everyone else.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 7, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes but everyone else plays eachother and they can't all lose.
the preceding post was a great success.
Crap, I may need recalculate my WC sheet
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 7, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
when i see "WC"
i think of restaurants in germany. go to the restroom? look for a sign that says WC (water closet). damen = women herren = men
sorry for misspellings. just thought i’d share
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
when i see "WC"
i think of restaurants in germany. go to the restroom? look for a sign that says WC (water closet). damen = women herren = men
sorry for misspellings. just thought i’d share
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Feldman going tonight? Right?
I can’t believe it—Wash has actually lined up our best pitcher, at least statistically, against LAA to begin the series. Hope it pays off.
You don't understand sabremetrics, sir.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Right--it is such a complicated concept--do you want me to break down Feldman's #'s?
I was trying to save time
you must be new around here.
This was sarcasm aimed at baseball jesus, a poster I like but love to poke fun of about Feldman.
I’ve been in Feldman’s camp for a good long time.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The only worry is he had a bad outing after throwing 8 innings three starts ago
and he threw seven innings in his last start—he’s hot and cold if he goes more than 6 innings
I don't like feldman against the angels.
He pitches to extreme contact, and groundballs. The angels are lucky and get a lot of singles.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Padilla
Just got a text from a friend. Was he really DFAed?
"Fight ’em ’til hell freezes over, then fight ’em on the ice!" – Dutch Meyer
by CowboyHornedFrogs on Aug 7, 2009 9:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yes
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
maybe
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 7, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
who's on first?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Aug 7, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
anybody here play
baseballboss?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I don't know what that is....
…but I’m pretty sure I don’t give a fuck about it.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Fly out.
There have been some great ABs in this game though. I hate both these teams, but I have to admit… they play some pretty sweet baseball games.
i like leadoff hits
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Yay, Omar!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
i dont know why
im just realizing that omar is a switch hitter, thought it was just lefty
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I hate the Angels!!
Just had to get that off of my chest…
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
fuck
he knew he just missed that
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looked to me like he was jammed
but I have a weird vision thing going on. Migraine. I’ll rewind and look again.
Nah he wasn’t really jammed.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Will he ever bat lower than 5th in the order again?
Although at least he’s third today, instead of fourth or fifith…
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrd swinging for the fences.
Stop thinking about that contract,douche.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 9:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Nice AB/PA Andruw.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
WOW.. We're working the count.
I finally get it! With Padilla gone, we know that we don’t have to hurry up. If Padilla was pitching and we were working the count, the games would last 9 hours. Since Padilla’s gone, they can now take pitches!
Andruw is going to be the first Ranger to 40 walks this year?
This makes me sad.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Hopefully
Hank doesn’t crap the bed.
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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HAMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
HAMMY!!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Lace that shit over to left Josh.
Gone!!!!!!!! Josh! Wooo
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 9:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
JOSH HAMILTON?!?!?!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
IS he back?
"I saw a soldier try to dig a foxhole with his bare hands. He didn't notice that he'd torn off all his fingernails. I got him out of there quickly; not for his sake, but for ours. Fear is poison in combat...destructive, contagious." - Band of Brothers
THE GREAT HAMBINO!!!! is back even if for a moment
The I.Q. test has been abolished.
It is now the Gardner Scale.
GET EVERYONE OFF THE ADD MEDS NOW!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Make that 6 for his last 13!!!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
its been too long!
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by DShep on Aug 7, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd
Just because we all missed seeing this….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
FUCK YES!!!
GO HAMBONE!!!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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WOOHOOO!!!!!
I love this game so far!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Thanks Dave
as soon as he hits it, Barnett – “We can declare him officially back…” Ultimate Jinx
by FormerLSBUser on Aug 7, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
HANK!!!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
what have we learned?
ham needs to not take ANY drugs at all.
and blalock is good for a homer every couple games
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
This does not bode well for the other teams
If Hammy starts hitting the Rangers will be tough to beat
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
if only
cruz would come back and kinsler could start hitting when he comes back.
oh and young hits like he has all year.
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HANK
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Brilliant...
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe "BP" Saunders
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Wow...that is some delay....
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I rewound it to look at something
I don’t know.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
wash
made the lineup, it didn’t fall that way.
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Gah, fucking cockroach.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Let's go.
This is serious.
Man I am fucking fired up.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Woah.
I thought I kept up with baseball, but I don’t know what the fook that thing is.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Right now it is...
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Shut then down
Scooter
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Posada K!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Shit I didn't mean to.
Ha.
I’m fired up about tonight man.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Yeah, Hank F
Carrying This Thing…
How many times did Kris Davis yawn tonight?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Ride the wave of momentum
and recognize when it is time to STFU.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Scooter's Roach Extermination Service
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
tight zone
again
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Acronym?
Horrible Umpire Prick?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Feel free
Maybe we can get it to catch on.
Prolly not though, thread moving too fast tonight
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Hambone, Blalock, and Murphy all lefties, all nailed the ball
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Come on feldman, don't give it back.. or at least make them get hits
granted, its definitely a tight strikezone
the preceding post was a great success.
TT needs to frame
the ball on those close pitches
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Here we go again with another shitty zone.
Why can’t we get the guy who Umped on Sunday?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 9:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hope it's broken.
Hope it falls off.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
F-ing genius move...
getting rid of Padzilla. Rangers offense markedly improved since his removal.
defeatist pussy lives here
C'mon Scott
DP
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Can't let them score 1 here.
Just can’t. Give me a DP Dino.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 9:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I really hate Bobby Abreu now that he's an Angel
But man, can he put totgether good AB’s.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
quietly put together
a great career. he’s not a HOFer, but his numbers are better than most would think.
career .301/.405/.495/ .901
133 OPS+
250 homers
341 SB
1240 runs
1161 rbi
looks like he’s good for at least another 3 solid seasons to improve on
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
In 20/20 hindsight
He’s someone we should’ve gone after in the offseason.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
DINOSAUR
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Fuckin' cheap ass hit
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Cheap fucking hits. God almighty.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 9:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
DINOSAUR
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
DINOSAUR
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Yeah,
but she ain’t thinkin DP stands for Double Play. Nor Dr. Pepper….
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
...?
I may have been out-joked in my own joke.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
We need a double play....we need
Alyssa Milano
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
x
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
there we go.
Let’s get out of this.
No damage.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Fuck
Bill Hohn
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
This would be a nice time for a strikeout
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I think the 1-2 count induces a swing at a sinker for the double play woo
the preceding post was a great success.
Stream
http://tinyurl.com/oyuj4a (pw: rangers — will be up and down intermittently)
Go Mavs. I’m Doyle King.
nice in that it was a HR heh.
not particularly epic. standard HR.
the preceding post was a great success.
yeah
line shot to right center
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
How many 3 run HR's in the first inning against the team you are chasing
aren’t "nice’?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
he'll settle down
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
FUCK ME
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
CHECK THAT, FUCK THE UMP
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
HUP
Horrible Umpire Prick
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
how was that not a strike?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
at least
the m’s are ahead of the rays
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
fucking horseshit
2nd fucking pitch he threw a strike called a ball this ab
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what was wrong with that pitch???
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Fucking Bill Hohn
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
i fucking hate umpires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.
What the fuck?!!!!?!!?????
Idiot fucking umpire. Utter moron.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 9:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I reiterate
FUCK BILL HAHN
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
hm.
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How about that Blalock bomb-ski, Deep Dish?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
ah, the 331 foot solo HR
thing of beauty, especially when he almost fell down hitting it.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Obama's ratings are right there with JCarter's
LOL!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
non sequitor much?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Bury that fast ball on his hands
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
ump
geez, flip a coin back there
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
double play
plz
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
thanks
Nostrodamas
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Sit your ass down.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Hey, a strikeout!
What a novel idea!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
he also likes it
from behind from what I hear
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
swing batter batter
swing batter
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Sa-wing batter
Hecanhit Hecanhit Hcanhit Sa-wing batta
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
This ump is fucking us in the ass with a wine keg
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
"A wine bag"
Ha.
Someone shoot Soscia. Seriously
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Jon
What does this mean?
Link?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
with a chainsaw
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 7, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Scoscia
a;ways looks like he just smelled a terrible fart
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
it's his own body odor
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
if he saw his own reflection in the mirror
I would hope he would want to punch himself in the face
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate that douche face he makes.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Nice scoop by
Hank F.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
with a dead Rally Monkey
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 7, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
bill hahn
can stick his dick in a grinder
christ im pissed off right now
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5 missed calls in the first inning
that’s ridiculous
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Jesus.
How many pitches for the freshy squeezed MURITHOF?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Fuck you too
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Okay...
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
There'a thing such as knowing the statistical truth
IE: Scott Feldman is due to regress.
Then there’s the shit you do, actively rooting against your own player.
So yes, fuck you too.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I just asked what his pitch count was.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't give a shit
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Aug 7, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
ooooopss!!!
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHA
did anyone else hear that???
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
TOM
JUST SAID I DOBNT GIVE A SHIT~!!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
WOW
TAG as they came back from commercial – “I don’t give a shit.”
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Scooter needs to get the balll up
and work both sides of the plate
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
glad I wasnt the only one that heard that......
Keepin it Classy Gentlemen
by Hamiltons Homey on Aug 7, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Tag
I know i just heard tag say"i dont give a shit"
GO TOM!
let us knopw about the ump
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
AWESOME
GRIEVE!!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
I Would LOVE to know what/who he was talking about
I would love to REALLY hear Tom give his unabashed, uncensored two cents about something. I bet that dude can get fired the fuck up.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
He has on occasion "gone off" and when he does, greatness happens
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
Yeah,
but he’s always at least had to censor his language. I mean no holds barred talking like he’d talk in the locker room to another player about something.
Close to like when he went off on Sexon, but worse.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
I bet the producer was trying to tell him to calm down about crucifying the ump on his calls.
Producer: “TAG, you need to be more subjective, especially with the umps. MLB doesn’t like homerism.”
TAG: “I don’t give a shit!”
Tom G
Did he say what I think he said?
by De Peche Ranger on Aug 7, 2009 9:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
TDT
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
if it was channel 27
yes.
FSSW, i’d say no.
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
I doubt it
The last time he dropped an S-bomb on air, he apologized the next night, and nothing more was made of it.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
another onion story from me
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/controversial
Saying that there are no pitchers, fielders, or batters, only numbers and statistics, radical sabermetrician Kyle Osterman theorized Wednesday that there is no such thing as baseball.
“Some say people wear gloves.
Do they? Why? There is no ball. There is only the curvilinear progression of the ball,” said Osterman, who later broke down Bill Mazeroski’s World Series–winning home run into nothing more than a combination of likelihood estimates that are systematically null and void because, as Osterman said, “There really was no such thing as Bill Mazeroski.” “Everything that happens on the field is part of a predetermined numbers matrix. Every final outcome is fixed, so ultimately, there can be no game.” Osterman then cracked open a beer and proceeded to watch the Red Sox play the Tampa Bay Rays on ESPN
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
The Ticket needs to turn that into a drop...NOW
"You want to give me poo poo?" - Josh Lewin 7/1/2009
Hahahahahahaha Fucking Tag.
Classic. I can’t stop laughing. Hahahaha
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 9:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
TAG
better hope he’s covered by the cable television non prime time rules…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Meanwhile...
OFFENSE FROM TAYLOR TEAGARDEN???? Somebody pinch me!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
LoneStarBall
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I'm going to guess it was something about the umpire...
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
if I had to guess that would be it
…but who knows…
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Too bad I gotta listen to the Angels anouncers
They didn’t even complain too much about the horrid umpire
Hudler
is like in a totally weird place right now
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Holy shit
I logged on as soon as I heard Tag drop that epic line just to make sure I didn’t imagine that!
That seems like a pretty questionable time to bunt
Vs a bad lefty is about his best chance to actually get a hit.
But whatever, up by 3.. get the run back.. fine.
the preceding post was a great success.
although i wonder if omar can physically hit it far enough for a sac fly.
the preceding post was a great success.
Hah.
Good point.
Fair point, as well.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Why are we sacrifcing with a guy who's awesome against lefties
Against a lefty we hit two home runs off of in the top of the first? WITH A GUY ON SECOND?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
new Rangers theme "We don't give a shit"
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Feldman didn't get that call
you fucking idiot.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
TAG is a little laid back now.
I guess the guys in the truck didn’t like his rant about the ump’s calls and he let them know about it.
Let's hope the second half will be as good as the first half has been.
Elvis sacrificed him over
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
elvis
is tied for 2nd in AL in sacrifice hits
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
papelbon against Jeter
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Com'on TAG... just let it all go now...
Tom: “I dunno what the fuck that ump is thinkin’, but that shit hole couldn’t call a fuckin’ strike if the shit hit ’em in his bitch ass face.”
- 10 second delay *
Josh: “So true, TAG, so true. And Young on deck…”
Omar!
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
OMAR!!!!
Great AB
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
Sup, Omar?!?!?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I bet he was talking to Josh about a movie reference
the greatness of Tom Grieve “I dont give a shit”
"Steady as a rock", "yeah but I shoot with my left hand"
Although he made him throw many pitches
We want saunders up as long as possible=p
Sweet though that we get to the pen in the first game of the series.
the preceding post was a great success.
omar!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Angels already got their bullpen working
Palmer up and throwing some in the pen
Be great to get to them early….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Uh... what?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking
Nickelodeon. I was actually thinking “You Can’t Do That On Television”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
To really date me...
When I was young I loved Pinwheel and Today’s Special…with Sam, Jody (the manequin that came alive when the store closed) and Muffy the mouse.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
...
I give up.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Wild 'n Crazy Kids
Loved that show growing up….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
These guy's offspring?
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
in that other at bat that hasn't happened yet
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Wasdin has retired
Can we give his nickname to Saunders?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
hahahahaha
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Aug 7, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
RISP
for Byrd…YAY!!!
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
and there you go
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Good vibe going on here
i smell another hit, even from byrd.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
HAHAHA
Hit in the foot….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Please
don’t release Saunders, he didn’t mean it
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions
If he isn't facing the Rangers, he is awesome
Maybe if he can clear waivers the Rangers can sway Padilla for him
He got on base!
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Patient AB here Druw.
stands and applauds to Saunders
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 9:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Stick it in and break it off
right now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
BREAK IT OFF!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
WEAR IT.
Ha!
See ya’ chump!
At least it wasn’t a cane around the neck from off stage left
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
When's the last time the Ranger offense chased a pitcher this early in the game
That’s the Ranger offense I know and love!
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
im pretty far behind
reading all the posts
i cant believe i didnt hear tag cuss
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You missed something.
It was pretty funny.
You could just tell afterwards for a brief second there was this awful silence where they both knew it got out over the air.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Wow
Saunders coming out already? LOL.
I also like how TAG keeps insisting Saunders is a good pitcher “who’s just going through a bad streak right now”.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Not really.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
He is an all star against everyone except for the Rangers
The Rangers always seem to do good against him
He's a mediocre pitcher whose luck has finally caught up with him this year.
That’s why we always seem to do good against him, he ain’t that good.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
he's not even that mediocre anymore
he’s straight up awful.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
It's like Vlad and the Rangers but in reverse.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
Nah, the ump only does that to Ranger pitchers.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
gosh
this game has been going for what? nearly 50 minutes? and we’re still top of the 2nd inning?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Can all the ladies in the house remember
DINGER?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"it's too fucking hot to swing"
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
too late...
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Liking what I'm seeing from Jones so far tonight.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
AJ
2 ABs so far, hasn’t even swung the bat just yet……
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Kind of strange...
John Smoltz both Jason Giambi both hitting the end of thier careers on the same day.
Palmer is 9-1 but lefties OWN him
Maybe Wash is a secret genius—“let’s see, we’ll knock out Saunders, and then get Palmer…”
Wash is a lot of things but he's not a
secret genius.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Break it off, now!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Josh: "Tag, check out my last tweet. Do you think I'll get a lot of comments?"
Tag: “I don’t give a shit!”
TAG
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Aug 7, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
I can't rec this hard enough.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Hammy hammy hammy
Any hit or walk would be fine. no need for a slam.
the preceding post was a great success.
Shit.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Can't even say there could've been one less out in the inning, 'cause that would've been a DP ball.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
by LSJ on Aug 7, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
rec.
In stead of “first”
Every initial thread comment should say “I don’t give a shit”
Or it could very easily fall in line with “that’s what she said”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
No pizza....mini sirloin burgers
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
i really liked it
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
If a batter swings and misses at a pitch that nonetheless hits him, is it just a strike and not a hit-by-pitch?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Wonder
…how much you get paid for driving that little luggage train around the tarmac? I need a new gig. Something different.
As I've discussed before...
If you got a job, hold on to it…now ain’t the time to be testing the waters of a career change.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Well I'm self employed
and netted 100 dollars last week, so…
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh. Well shit.
You’re good. Give it a shot then!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
Yankee announcer on Victor Martinez “Victor Martinez just pulled out too fast”
Silence
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
got to go back in
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
More like....
Josh: “TAG do you want me back next year?”
TAG: “I don’t give a shit”
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Tag, I noticed you didn't flush last inning...
might I take a piece of your shit, do you do that sort of thing?
feldman
really needs a short inning
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Oh Tag,don't apologize. Booooooo
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 10:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
For those of us listening elsewhere, what did he say?
by Mark from OC on Aug 7, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
that was bound to happen...
you know they got some emails about that
"I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon!"
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 7, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Everything is family friendly now
You can bet that half the people watching right now were “taken aback” about what he said.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
People who would be offended by that
Must live in a completely different universe than I do.
I hope I die before I get old.
by brettgardner on Aug 7, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Tom APOLOGY!
WE LOVE YOU TOM!
AND….WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
TAG just apologized for saying I don't give a shit
And apparently we can’t even email the booth to tell him it’s okay.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
"To everyone who heard what I said on the air, I apologize...
I probably shouldn’t say anything off the air that I wouldn’t say on the air…"
Something like that
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
TAG's voice sounds weird, like he's already been chewed out
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
you think he really got
“chewed out”?
A man with as much clout with the Texas Rangers as he has? Chewed out? Who the eff is going to chew him out that he’d “give a shit” about?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
Even at the beginning of the broadcast he sounded funny. Smog, probably.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
y'know
with all the HD channels and separate broadcasts for things, they should offer an ‘uncensored’ play-by-play broadcast on an alternate channel…
I’d pay for that…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
dinosaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
how about an option to stream gameady comments onto the bottom of the screen
im sure that could be some high comedy to the masses.
the preceding post was a great success.
what about porn/baseball split screen?
:-D
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
man
looks like the bullpen will have to at leat give us 4
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
holy hell!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
That was BEAUTIFUL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Wow I thought there was no chance he'd try it.
But it was hit so hard you had the guy at first either so good idea.
the preceding post was a great success.
Alyssa sez...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
do you remember when some people questioned the omar signing
yeah, that was dumb
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Tag, I'd like to talk about my fantasy baseball team
“I don’t give a shit’
What a DP
I love me some Venezuela Connection between Omar and Andrus
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Got a cockroach problem?
Just call Scooter Roach Extermination Service.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
all non vizquel 2b would have
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
just such great awareness
Omar should be our IF coach whenever he hangs it up.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
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