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good call
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
really
a pitch by pitch breakdown?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I don't give a shit
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
We don't give a shit Victory Thread!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
easy...
“I don’t give a shit”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Just from memory
we haven’t hit Palmer that well at all this year…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
I don't give a shit
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
AJM
Is this not Game #108?
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
Do you think we can safely say that morale plays a part on a winning team?
Not saying Padilla is totally to credit for this barage, but it feels good doesn’t it? Makes the playoffs seem reasonable?
it's 2.1 innings
hold the knee jerk
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Byrd
said something to the effect of its about time
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
"you're fuckin out" (Kenny Powers)
Hello Win Column!!!
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Aug 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not a knee jerk. Just look at the guys and the way they are acting.
It’s kind of like a clouds been lifted a bit. At least it’s a start. It has to start somewhere.
It's Joe Saunders
hold the knee jerk, let’s talk about it again at the end of the road trip
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
acting?
you mean, the way they are hitting the ball well? or the way they are celebrating hitting the ball well?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Omar and Elvis yuckin it up after the DP
Josh getting the HR monkey off his back
They just look more comfortable. So both.
well
it is easy to be happy after you are winning. and it is easy to be winning if you are facing batting practice. and of course defense has never been a problem.
so, no you’re wrong.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
They are taking pitches and being more comfortable at the plate
That in turn is showing up with better pitches.
Hambone swings at that first pitch before his homer he may be down 0-1. Instead he laid off and hit the 1-0 pitch out of the yard.
There is no fucking way Padilla has anything to do with this.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
It has something to do with it. Not all
It’s like the big idiot elephant is out of the room and everyone can relax. Plus it gives the team something to rally around.
Hopefully (and I'm sure you'll agree) we'll be talking about this
after we tear through the Angels and we’ll both feel better about it.
taking pitches?
you are saying the rangers are taking pitches because of padilla? are you really that dense?
and they’re not really doing that all that much.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
dense is the wrong word
but I was trying to be nice.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Not doing it all that much??? Have you seen how many 3-0 counts we've had?
Give me a break. I’m saying they aren’t thinking about how much sucktitude they’ve been lately and are playing baseball. Padilla gave a nice little distraction away from their sucking balls with their bats.
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Joe Saunders: the official morale booster or the Texas Rangers.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Come on Taylor
turn this season around
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I'd save that bullet till we really need it
why go big when mathis will do?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Well if we get up big sure
but if it stats at about 4 runs I think you go with the good pitchers and hope you have to worry about it in tomorrows game.
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Tea with some good swings today.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 10:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Nothing to be embrassed about Tag.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
"I am embarrassed by it and...
“Unfortunately youre prone to say that word and ocassionaly it comes back to haunt you”
—TAG
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Nice AB
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
You know, I don't remember Matt Palmer being such a fatass when we say him earlier this season.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
he actually ate
Dustin Moseley.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
HA!
Very nicely done.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Runamucker!
“You’re in!”
“Rosinbagger! Get loose!”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice work by Tea.
Wish this offense could do it when not facing Saunders and co….
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
The taking pitches has nothing to do with Saunders
Saunders is responsible for converting the patience to walks, but this patience seems to be on purpose.
Hope it lasts.
they're taking walks
and not being douche bags though
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
woo hoo!
Fall off wheels!
Fall the fuck off!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
No double play omar
i want MY to get in on the action with the bases loaded
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Or 4 pitch walk. Start warming someone up,Fat Albert.
Hey Hey Hey
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 10:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was my exact reaction.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
My exact reaction was
[insert TAG soundbite]
by Basehead on Aug 7, 2009 10:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Walks are fun.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
If the Rangers play as well against the rest of the league as they play against the Angels
The Rangers wouldn’t lose a game. They really do play up or down to their competition.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
if only that were true for the tigers in detroit
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
woooohoooo!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I can remember Ranger teams that would go to Anaheim and act intimidated
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
David Murphy
and face are carrying this thing.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
young
not having a great game
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
seems like 3 ab's is a good indicator
getting fooled a lot today
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Yankee update....
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Headed to the bottom of 12.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
no change mid12
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
That would setup the rest of the series very nicely.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Yo Omar
Once your done teaching Andrus the ways of SS, go teach Kins the ways of a leadoff hitter….
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
can you do that with a popup?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
MY still can't hit with men on
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Well thats really stupid.
It was very very close, no reason whatsoever not to call down.
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Gameday had it a strike
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Aug 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
oh unless he called it a strike and not swing
well whatever, i’ve lost interest. ump still sucks.
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Do we want Palmer to get out of the inning so we can toy with him next inning?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
ooooo
A facial
I love those
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
bukkake
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHA
I’m envious of that baseball. I’d like to hit Mike Napoli in the face too.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Alright you mother fucking douche bag umpire.
Just because the Angels are walking the moon doesn’t mean you can give them calls that you don’t give us. Jackass.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 10:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Rev just predicted the Angels would win this game on HH
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
They still might
It’s only what, the third inning?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
It would help if we had gotten an extra hit in either of these last two innings..
could have really put this game away..
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why would you go over there?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I wanted to see the Saunders bashing
Okay
i now GUARANTEE that we win this game.
by Rev Halofan on Aug 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
and then you say
reverse jinx – I’m rright 85% of the time, right?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I love how
he said that the Rangers only won because they were up against a “AAAA” Angels lineup back in July after the Druw three-homer game, and now he thinks that same offense is god.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Alright, make up for it next inning
The ball is flying out here tonight since the wind died.
by Mark from OC on Aug 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking hell
Padilla must have came back to pick up his stuff.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
well
that was an awful swing. Just get hit more Marlon
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
well
regardless, I like your screen name.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
obviously this was a below average result there
but heh would you be mad if they got 4 consecutive singles and then left the bases loaded after that? omar did get one in with em loaded.
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Corby said it got
obliterated by critics in e-nose today.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It looks fine for a tweens action movie based on a toy line with no real story
hmmmmmmmmmm
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The movie...
Or the dolls?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
I was always more interested in the guns than the actual guys.
I used to tape the guns to my wall, like a miniature armory, but I never quite figured out what the guys where good for. Too big to really play with.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
woah there.
Don’t tread on the action figures …those things provided a lot of good times during my childhood.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding
the Lady Jay action figure got me through a lot of lonely nights in middle school
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
Oh.
….well, uh, I didn’t really mean like that. But, whatever worked for ya’.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
that's Lady Jane
and it’s all about Scarlet anyway
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Dude.
I don’t even remember what the eff y’all are talking about. When I was a kid there were no such thing as female G.I. Joes…
There were only dudes. Like Bazooka Joe. In the Denver Broncos jersey.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Lady Jane > Scarlett
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Scarlett is hotter
but a total cock-tease
Lady Jane puts out.
Not just basin that off my action figure adventures either
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
Seriously.
When did these chicks come around? What years were you playing with G.I. Joe’s? Shit, I’m only 30…am I the oldest dude here?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm 36
where the hell did you grow up??
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Ha.
In the room I’m laying in right now.
Ha.
Me = Loser
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm 31
And I only owned a handful of ‘original’ cartoon ones.
Nunchuks that i can remember,
And Jinx from the “movie”
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
district 9 and inglourious basterds the next 2 weeks though, woo.
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I feel like one of the few
Who enjoyed Death Proof.
I don’t have high hopes for Basterds, though.
by brettgardner on Aug 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Death Proof
One of the few????
That was not considered badass by the majority?
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't think so
But maybe I’m wrong.
Grindhouse as a whole was considered a failure, I think.
by brettgardner on Aug 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I really liked the whole movie
But I really loved the first hour, with the first set of girls. Great dialogue
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
That was my least favorite part. Every girl I’ve talked to who’s seen it agrees that it’s douchebag guy-talk in girls’ voices.
by brettgardner on Aug 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
if tarantino had held up his end of the deal it would have been fine
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I heard that a lot, too.
Planet Terror sucks, though.
by brettgardner on Aug 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
deathproof was a stupid concept
the richard rodriguez one was awesome
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
i thought it was decent
I watched it in the theaters and on cable.. don’t plan on doing so again anytime soon but it was ok.
i love pretty much every other QT movie though so I’m still amped for it. trailers look good.
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Better than Dogs or the Kill Bills.
Best is still Jackie Brown .
by brettgardner on Aug 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
jackie brown better than reservoir dogs and pulp fiction?
that’s ridiculous
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Reservoir Dogs
Doesn’t even deserve to be in the conversation. It’s a style piece that’s generally boring as shit, but has really interesting dialogue.
As far as Pulp Fiction, it’s just a matter of preference.
by brettgardner on Aug 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
style piece that is generally boring
hmm…what does that actually describe?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
He's not my favorite director, by any means.
I wouldn’t put Jackie Brown on my all-time greats list.
by brettgardner on Aug 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
reservoir dogs may be my favorite
that or pulp fiction. need to see the kill bills and my dad loves jackie brown
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by studcrackers on Aug 7, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
personally i'll go..
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill v2 (i don’t know why I like it as much as I do.. but I do)
Reservoir Dogs
Jackie Brown
Kill Bill v1
Deathproof
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four rooms?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Death Proof
I really liked it as well.
But I’ve enjoyed the hell out of all of Tarantino’s films- at least the ones he’s directed.
Officially gay for Neftali Feliz
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business
we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin’
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by studcrackers on Aug 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
How about the video of Vizquel
letting that pop up drop on Ichiro…
Couldn’t find that thing and didn’t see it when it happened.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Those are brilliant
I love the “hey kid” “I’m a computah” one
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
did you know there is a game on tonight?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
nah, maybe some more Alyssa Milano though...lol
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody else love the Vizquel signing?
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Vizquel and Jones have been huge...
Never would have expected how important they’ve been to the season.
sux
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
that wasn't the problem
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Ugh
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
ha
wonder what rev thinks now
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
This from H.H.
If we go 2-17 against these motherfuckers and still win the division, who gives a shit. Last laugh will be ours until we’re dethroned. Fuck them if they want to luck their way through a handful of games with us.
That's why they call them business sox
luck
LUCK? HAHAHAH An Angels fan complaining about “luck”? One of the funniest things ive seen all year
The hubris of Angel fans is unbearable sometimes
Everyone in the division wants to see them fail
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I am
having so much fun tonight.
Dear Lord,
Please let me keep having fun.
Amen.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Game watching note
I just left the TV and came in to the computer room. Realized I was sitting in an empty house yelling at the TV “JOSH – - SHUT UP”
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Aug 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Just now going into the Top of the 4th
And we are already almost a hour and a half in….
Thank goodness tomorrow’s Saturday…
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
Nice peice of hitting by Hamilton.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Padilla was just DFA'd, can you explain that Tom
“I dont give a shit”
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
by red3biggs on Aug 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes Josh, lets remind us all what "Designated For Assignment" means
I know the average fan probably doesn’t know, but argh…
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
So then, explaining it should be understandable...
Fwiw, 95% of people watching the broadcast couldn’t explain what it means.
this picture posting binge
is annoying
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
That could possibly be
The most awkwardly forced pose of all time
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll pass :
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
by Captain Fubar on Aug 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
not her best picture IMO
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
that bathing suit
looks super imposed like a hat on a MLB baseball player after he gets traded and hasn’t had a real head shot in the new teams uni yet.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know what could posess someone to post this picture in a gameday thread
If its off topic it at least has to be good.
the preceding post was a great success.
I'm glad Teabag's ABs are good tonight,
because he might be the most overrated defensive catcher I’ve ever seen. How the fuck did he get so bad?
LOL Hank.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
his inability to take that walk speaks volumes
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 7, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Blalock
swung at 2 balls
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
agreed
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Now pitching in the 28th
Arod vs. Ortiz
by Mark from OC on Aug 7, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha
Now that would be a scene.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Swisher is going to be pitching soon right?
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha.
Having watched this whole game it feels headed that way.
Paul O’Neill just said it looks like a Little League WS game where the pitchers are just too good for the batters.
The Yankees sweeping this series would be best for us.
This has been a great battle of a game. Yankees win this and I think they sweep the series.
not at all you mean?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
goddammit
For some reason your line of reasoning or lack thereof just really gets on my nerves. You make some of the biggest leaps I’ve ever seen around here.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Baseball isn't all about numbers
It’s about fucking around and having fun and relaxing so you can have your natural abilities come out. See Nellie fucking around in the club house? That’s good stuff. It’s nice and easy living and that makes for better baseball.
people are prone to fucking around when they are winning
do you remember them smiling when padilla was on the team in june and they were raking? so do I
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
right
forget all about joe saunders and his batting practice.
i agree with black francis. you are the type of person that could “reason” away evolution
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I didn't say it was
but this isn’t a bunch of little league kids. They’re fucking professional athletes.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree. But even big leaguers get messed up in the head sometimes.
Ankiel, Williams, Sax, Wholers, Knoblach. Josey had a whole list up today.
god damn
you really think that list is relevant? Or were you just trying to work in a josey reference for credibility?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
he was generally defending the Padilla dfa
but said absolutely nothing of whether it is affecting their play in this game.
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
or the way the team is "acting"
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Basically...
Nobody would miss him. Good riddance.
"He doesnt give a shit" reference in...
4….
3….
2….
1….
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 7, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably both
And because everybody is tired of getting plunked when the other team retaliates.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
He wasn't pulling at the same end of the rope as everyone else...
JD referred to it as 24 vs. 1
they might have told Padilla not to do that anymore
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
What the fuck kind of swing was that Murphy?
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Here
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Hmn
The guy who linked it in the first thread said it might be up and down.
Lemme try and find another.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Don't see another one in the usual places...
You might try that link back a little later, I dunno. Sorry dude.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Nelson Cruz is hilarious.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Hahaha Nelson WTF?
And Josh’s Manny Ramirez fertility drugs joke.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 10:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
its a great game, but... they are replaying the joaquin phoenix interview on letterman tonight... if u havent seen it, watch it. if u have, watch it again.
by FormerLSBUser on Aug 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
youtube was edited down
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
i don't think they ever did
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
so did I
they had most of it – but they still cut it. you are talking about the CBS one right?
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Lol no someone uploaded it. not the CBS one. good lord your hard headed
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
i am pretty on top of this shit
and that might be the case but from what I remember, CBS was pretty quick with getting youtube to remove unofficial versions.
i don’t see how I am anymore hard headed than you – who is insisting on the opposite thing I am insisting on
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
I did too!
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
OR
Just watch it on youtube after the game. That’s where I saw it the first time
by Mark from OC on Aug 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
why are they doing that?
anniversary?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Ohhh
you mean they’re replayijng the entire show.
Gotcha.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
next time I get TAG's autograph
I’m gonna ask him to inscribe “I don’t give a shit” underneath his name.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
i wouldn't bring it up
he seems pretty embarassed/upset by it
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
he'd never do it
but that would be epic
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
ahahahahah
that is HYSTERICAL!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
TAG dropped an s-bomb tonight?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Yes, but he didn't know he was on live tv at the time.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Ari Gold and Drama are my favorite characters.
by TooLegitToQuit on Aug 7, 2009 10:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i watch it
but it’s not a good show by any means
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by studcrackers on Aug 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I respect your opinion
with a name like “Too Legit To quit” you must really know what lame is.
BTW, why is “quit” the only word you didn’t capitalize?
same reason you didn't capitalize the c but you did the 2 and 9
Ok that was dumb. Was funny when I first thought of it.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought that too, when I first tried to watch the series from the beginning
But then I watched last season’s episodes, and kind of got addicted.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
didn't think it was terrible
but i didn’t think it was awesome or anything
"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Ari is what keeps the show alive.
And will probably go down as a classic character.
The show itself is worth 25 minutes a week but not great.
the preceding post was a great success.
Dinkity dinkity dink
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Speaking of Grieve, when is he going into the Ranger Hall of Fame?
player/GM/broadcaster – seems like a shoe-in
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
he's a good broadcaster in my mind
heck, Mark Holtz and Tom Vandergriff are both in.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
A case
…could be argued that he was a good GM and director of player development.
by Black Francis on Aug 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
oh please
I personally remember the Rangers playing an 18 inning game where Soriano won it in a walk off fashion.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
if jeter
gets a base hit the yankees will score this inning
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"I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the [MLB] for guys to fall in love with [the Rangers’s] sloppy seconds." (thanks cstorm)
Actually less tha I expected.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Over and over again between radio & tv
both sets of announcers have been telling the fans what a bad guy Padilla was.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Kind of like what happened after the Manny Ramirez trade.
The entire Boston media kept saying what a bad guy he was.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
It would appear the media around the team have
been given their orders.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
They are probably just echoing what management and the clubhouse say.
In either case, the player isn’t really capable of defending himself.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Feliz tonight?
i could use some extra happiness later on.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
...not unless the cheese starts to bind?
Save him?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Aug 7, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay
Someone tell me what happened with Grieve saying “I don’t give a shit” on the air, since I haven’t been listening.
They came back from a break and you heard tom say "I don't give a shit" and then he said sorry 2 innings later.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
He said it right as the Rangers came back on and he didn't know they were back on air
he apologized the following half inning. and clarified he did not say it to Lewin
He didnt hear "Were back" in time
" I have no faith in the GM making a move to help the big club but I’m on board."
Josey Wales on the 2009 Rangers. A team with 18 active players acquired by the current GM.
The broadcast came back early and his mic was live.
He said, apologized, and then clarified that he was speaking to Lewin.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
right he wasn't speaking to Lewin
my bad.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
by DerekSTheRed on Aug 7, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently they caught him saying it coming back from a commcercial
I didn’t hear it on MLB.tv though, but maybe I just wasn’t paying attention.
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Feldman
is tip-toeing thru the graveyard tonight and tempting fate.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
So it looks like 5 for feldman, if he has a decent 5tth anyway.
If the score remains the same we’ve got some fairly interesting bullpen decisions.
the preceding post was a great success.
GMJ
Still helping us out!
J.P. can take Roy Halladay and shove him up his ass. I’ll take Derek Holland. - AJM
Rangers can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, they hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are inept.
Tip-toeing
like a bad motherfucker!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
AND SO IT BEGINS
with a one-out single for Kendry Morales
by Rev Halofan on Aug 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT
No Rev. No it doesn’t.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
stop giving that douche
play
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
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