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Heh

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winning is fun.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Christian group....

really good, too

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

as good as third day?

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO...

I love Third Day

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just know

that here in tulsa we have like 5 christian rock stations and third day seems to ALWAYS be on one of them. my wife loves them

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

My daughter is a really big fan of the Newsboys...

I like them a lot, too

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Entertaining Angles is a great tune

never heard anything else by them…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should check them out...they have several albums and

all are really good…their lead singer just left the band and one of the guys from DC Talk took over lead…really good choice

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to listen to Newsboys a ton

and DC Talk. Haven’t heard either in quite a while.

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

but not as good as Stryper

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow...that's a callback

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not a callback

Petra is a callback!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

or the need

for an “r&b” genre when it’s pretty much just pop, just segregated

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Totally agree

and I say that as a Christian myself…almost all Christian music really sucks badly

by cletuspain on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

They haven't been around for years though

and even then I’m not so sure that they rated very well against their contemporaries, and I loved them back in the day, still do as far as that goes.

by cletuspain on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't get into most metal of any sort

but I do think that is one area where Christian music sort of holds its own

by cletuspain on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's quite possibly the worst band in recent memory.

I abhor the “crunk-core” genre. Bring Me the Horizon/Attack Attack are all in that category.

Thank god for bands like Converge, who still make metal and hardcore listenable.

by Maximilian on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is some good stuff out there

There just isn’t a defining sound for the genre. Mid-90s the genre had a sound….and it wasn’t a very good one….but it had it’s own identity. Now, Christian Music comes in Rock, Rap, and everything in between. The music that has stayed true to their own sound rather than make pathetic attempts to commercialize their music is really the only Christian music worth listening too.

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

and I should add that I don't mean it should all sound like Casting Crowns

But it’s like what Rascal Flats has done with country music….which is ruin it….some Christian music has headed down that same path.

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lie to quote the great Hank Hill on this matter

“You’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock’n roll worse.”

by cletuspain on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

go team go!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad spot now.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

WOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

That was....

AWESOME

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Built for WTF.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Yea bad defense and slow pitchers!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Love F-ups by other teams

Makes me think of past years by us

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Sep 1, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

You win the internet.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

this may be the greatest image in the history of the Interwebs...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 1, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

THat's awesome

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why you hustle.

especially with that loser on the mound.

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 1, 2009 8:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

CD's approach at the plate is so improved from earlier in the year.

Coolbaugh deserves a bonus (if we had any money)!

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

WOO OMAR

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

COME ON KINS

LETS GET A PARTY STARTED

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by studcrackers on Sep 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

tallet is done

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

crackle!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

pop!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

pop up

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stupid hamstrings.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Bah.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay for popups to 2nd!!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

and both have a different touch.

Clearly the smiling oc and Hamilton have a connection.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pop up stroke after several good ab's

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

um.

If Mike Young goes down, I’m afraid This Thing might go down with him.

by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

how down is he?

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Sep 1, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

strained left hammy

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hamstring strain so...

since he’s MY he’ll be back in the lineup tomorrow.

by MikeEl on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think this offense could survive...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

good stuff

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow....

that hit the grass.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow Vernon's stepmom

is a beating….think he paid for all that plastic on her face?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

No

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably German and Vizquel

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't he activated today though?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

too bad

Freel decided he didn’t want to stick around, be might have gotten a call up…

by MikeEl on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd prefer a platoon of Vizquel/German

than Davis at 3B and HFB at 1B…but luckily Face must have a TO style hyperbaric chamber and he’ll be back sooner rather than later.

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chewed him up with that movement

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 1, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

MY has never hit the DL, right?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 1, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

So does Metcalf come up?

And does GoET get credit when Metcalf hits .400 in September?

"we’re a bunch of knee-jerking yahoos who like new and shiny things." -- FirebatM3 July 10, 2009

by Oddibee on Sep 1, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers resigned him

last month to a minor league deal.

"we’re a bunch of knee-jerking yahoos who like new and shiny things." -- FirebatM3 July 10, 2009

by Oddibee on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, damn that's what I get for going without internet for a couple of months.

I was shitting my pants when they said Feliz was being converted into a reliever and I thought it would be long-term.

by jdh90 on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're 0-2

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong 2.

He’s back in the organization.

by Mike E on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

aka German

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh used that "it's off of the scoreboard" line last night, too

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

woah

just checking in. McCarthy is really only throwing 86? Is that as hard as he was throwing in his rehab?

by chase182 on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Can McCarthy get 7?

That would be excellent.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Observations from the upper upper deck

There is an elderly couple that has kept score and charted every pitch since this afternoon. Very cool wife.

There is a begoggled man wielding a small Rangers parking cone as if it was a bat.

There is a little girl that has thrown a hot dog wrapper, a drink tray and a water bottle over the railing onto the suite level.

by #5withabullet on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

1. I hope I'm that cool when I'm old.

2. Sounds like the upperdeck
3. Where are her parents?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh Brandon McCarthy

and his unsexy, high pitch count, and yet somehow effective 5-6 inning starts.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Sep 1, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

If I were Tallet's parents,I'd be embarrassed.

Like if one my kids dressed in Goth or drag.

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 1, 2009 8:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I think the sideburns are worse than the pants

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

sideburns

I think they are called “mutton chops.”

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1, heh

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's hard

trting to bring a wolverine into normal society, unless ur michael j fox, tallet is no mj fox though

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by studcrackers on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

ELVIS!

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh just jinxed the fuck out of McCarthy.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Busby

just missed like three other things that changed in Mac’s mechanics.

The biggest being that his glove is higher.

by GoDMurphy on Sep 1, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Busby is really stupid

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

This could be nice!

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

WHOOOO!!!!

HAM BOMB OWNS TALLET!!!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOSH

BUY SOME BIG BOY PANTS TALLET

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

NO FUCKING WAY!!!

And Josh had to say it. Screw you Lewin.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW!!! Very nice, Hammy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Mr. Kotter?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slim Shady?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn you!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry....I was just a tad bit faster...

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

cheers.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol...

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eminem?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

"He's back"

And just like that, Josh kills Hammy’s mojo.

Fucker

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

take that back

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

AAAAAAaaaaannnd

THAT happened..!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 1, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I noticed Hamilton opened his stance a little more that AB

Looks like a little in-game adjustment maybe.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

Is this the real Josh or an aberration?

by Hubris on Sep 1, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

First time I read this.

I thought it said arbitration.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brian Tallet is thinking

“really? now this guy decides to come back?”

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like Rudy has been working with Byrd.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

2-27 and clean-up everyday

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very Kinsleresque!

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Steve Busby

how good a career would he have had if he didn’t have rotator cuff surgery (first baseball player to do so)?

could have been pretty good…

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

of course

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate Vernon Wells

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 1, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Just for us, apparently.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kind of like pitchers having great stuff just for us.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vernon Wells from Arlington

runs down a ball hit by David Murphy from Spring, TX.

by bruce182 on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vernon Wells is from Arlington??

Seriously? Why don’t we hear more about this?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 1, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

If Hamilton hits 5 HR this week and Kinsler & Cruz hit 3 each, and Byrd goes 2/20, who bats clean-up?

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

sss!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sammy Sosa

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU COME AT THE KING YOU BEST NOT MISS

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by studcrackers on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

OMAR

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Double, no doubt!

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is how you fucking play 3'rd base.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Omar Vizquel says "This ain't tough, Face."

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

nolan just smirks

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

you ever wonder

if one of these days lewin screaming is gonna catch grieve off guard and he just punches lewin?

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

it's not like Lewin just randomly starts screaming.

Usually something happens on the field to cause it, so I think Grieve probably expects it.

Plus (and I don’t think this was always the case) they seem to like each other. But it would still be funny in a way.

by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know it's not random

but sometimes the scream seems to not be called for (though that play probably deserved it)

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, thank you CD for playing good 1B defense

That play ends up in the dugout if it’s Hank there

by Inkara1 on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

84 pitches for BMac

Does he come back out for the seventh?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

What a play.

Omah doesn’t think 3rd base is that hard.

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by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Classic look on Nolan's face

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by Parman on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Strained Hammy

MRI tomorrow.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine how they wouldn't have an MRI done tonight somewhere.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I assume it is for the swelling

sometimes its hard to see whats there.

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Keep our fingers crossed

by #5withabullet on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

fan-fucking-tastic brandon

he’s gotta be comin back out right?

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by studcrackers on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Only at 85 pitches, I certianly hope so.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

sweet sweep juice

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate myself for going to the game last night

instead of the DH today…..Hate it.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

right there with ya

"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green

by JustinH89 on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who advised that?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I was really bored after work yesterday so decided to go.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weren't you the one saying

that you’d curl up in a ball of disappointment at the game today?

by jdh90 on Sep 1, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha, almost

the Rangers rally was so great but that 9th inning just hurt

"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green

by JustinH89 on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, wasn't me.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

great inning

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Sep 1, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

1 more for Bmac

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

With 2 games in one day

I leave him in the way he’s pitching and lighten the effect on the bullpen today.

by Greenville on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the effort tonite Dustin, now report to the pen.

Until McCarthy goes on the DL.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

No way, make them fight it out.

Both seem better when they have something to play for.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Twitter page all a-tweet?

WTF

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

you're right...that was awful

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

DAVIS!!!!! BASH BROS

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Davis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.... yes....

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah Crush!!!

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by Parman on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAVIS

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUSH

"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green

by JustinH89 on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Sonic slam winner!

Congrats to that dude for winning $1k

by TheCrow471 on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUSH!!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

DAVIS

better hitter than the corpse of Blalock. Nobody — not even Josey Wales — can argue that now.

by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Wanna bet?

Heh

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by Parman on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

CD...

Catch that Vernon!

by MikeEl on Sep 1, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

yay

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

The head is so hilariously disproportionate to the rest of the body.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same size

as the one its shopped over….

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know...

…I almost posted something this morning about how Davis really hasn’t done very well since returning.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 1, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

coming into today he had a .671 ops before the callup and .671 after, heh.

today should help. two other just missed HRs too ><

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by DShep on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

he has like 12 hits today

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

about.400 are something like that

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

11 for 30

i believe.. thats a.367 average.

by TigerPride on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before today...

…it was a sub-700 OPS…decent average, no walks or power.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

A balloon on the field huh?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

oc

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did we ever find out why Jan from the Office was even at the game?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

jan

looks like that hat she was wearing got screwed up by the baggage handlers. Sick.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 1, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well she was on BaD Radio today too

Gotta be some event or presser or something going on

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

didn’t she say they were having a theater opening of that movie this week somewhere? don’t remember where though.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

New c.d.?

Great voice.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

only disappointment is Jan didn't come to visit?

I’m disappointed that the Rangers have a broken FACE

"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green

by JustinH89 on Sep 1, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

well yeah

he’s a boob man

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

now ian

don’t get thrown out

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Does kinsler try to steal yet again?

He should

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler LD's = WOOOOOO

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Why didn't he do that when he had bases loaded?

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Could be 5-4

since “these changes” were made. Mother fucker, Josey. And yes, we still can’t hear you with Hank F’s balls in your mouth. Bitch

"We mean what we say and we say what we mean." -The Purke Family

by TagDon'tTweet on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

The loss with the corpse playing doesn't count!

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wonder if they'll write that into the show

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

good storyline

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

wonder how expensive

homeowner’s insurance is in cali

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on where you live

It would be more expensive there than where I’m at. Of course, earthquake insurance is separate from any other insurance.

by Inkara1 on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOVA Science Now

…tonight is about the big Earthquake that’s overdue in the Missouri Valley. I had a geology prof once who said he bought property somewhere on the LA coast because he said when it came it would change the course of the Mississippi River and his land would likely be where the new port would be.

by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss all these good shows...

damn the Rangers.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Security fail.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 1, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, so the new episodes from this season are?

I’m trying to find them on hulu and I don’t know the episode numbers.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here

http://beta.quickflicksnow.com/tvshows/entourage

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mudslides, fires, earthquakes, Hollywood.

Sounds like hell to me.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will Southwest Airlines just give me the coup de grace

Or are they just going to keep beating me over the head with “It’s on”.

by TheCrow471 on Sep 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

what exactly makes a roast burger

a burger?

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

the burger part of it

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

which is?

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

the bun?

It appears they’re trying to confuse us with some sort of circular logic

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

it just looks like their normal roast beef sandwich but with veggies. so a roast beef sandwich 9 salad = burger!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty much.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

By George...I think you've got it!!

Kudos to you, Sir!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grilling seasoning

its like putting A1 on a 99 cent cheeseburger and calling it a steak.

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have the Sox brought in Papeldouche yet?

His stern countenance alone will smite his enemies.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh said "Riddle me this."

I love that saying.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

i sang this at the ballpark last night and nobdody joined in

"I hope a bartender appears, with a shot and a beer everytime ya holler, cause yeah man, that's lucky"-Pat Green

by JustinH89 on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah man!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

boo you ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

O'Day

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got home...

what’s McCarthy’s FB been like?

"Elvis Andrus just sneers at sliders..." - Josh Lewin

by pro82 on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

thx

"Elvis Andrus just sneers at sliders..." - Josh Lewin

by pro82 on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shitty relay

Should’ve had him.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Probably.

But what does that have to do with baseball?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

good job b-mac

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

bj upton sucks this year =\

Ks, bases loaded 1 out

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by DShep on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

BJ Upton has just sucked royally this year

What a bum. 1 out, bases loaded still.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

BMac

4.61 era this year. That’s not awful.

by Sherman McCoy on Sep 1, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

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