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go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
You guys are gay.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car...
…that says “I love balls in my face.”
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
This reminds me of a scene on Robot Chicken
A father and son, the father unveils a Mustang convertible he bought for his son and the son is excited until he sees the license plate: “I <3 PENIS” to which he says, “Aw, Dad, why’d you have to do that?” The dad says, “Oops, wrong car,” and points to an identical Mustang convertible with a license plate that says, “MY DAD <3 PENIS”
Probably wasn't important anyway.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah and then a hand comes out of the monitor and slaps you.
Sucks.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
x
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
mines bigger
sigh my slow internet connection strikes again….
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
Ha, great minds?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Closer Carlin.
Do it now.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Sounds like they are singing the O'Day song tonight...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
They're even worse than us
at scoring runners with the bases loaded!
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Wonder if DOD hears the O'Day chant...
or if he despises soccer and it really pisses him off.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Guy Pearce would play McCarthy in the 2009 Rangers movie
Might only be a cameo, though
Jesus would have to play Hamilton, if anyone.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
hear the guy yell GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLL!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Come on Crawford... you're due.....
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
i swear
everytime i start following a game where i want the angels or sox to lose they go into unbeatable mode, i dont even know why i bother
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C'mon Darren
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
if he doesn't start getting the ball down
This has the potential for a lot of suck.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
free or freel?
they signed him on friday and waived him on mon?
by mrichardson70 on Sep 1, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
O'Day is battling Millar
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Just walked him with a wild pitch. Fark.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
2-2 count
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
on Crawford.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG
Crawford falls on his face on a check swing.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
plz say
that was OC
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
I think the chant is having a neagative affect
Could be the fact that they’re sreaming it through Knoxie’s mic.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
BAM
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Rays fail.
I am sad.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Or not.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not bad, really
twice the meat and twice the cheese as the Big Mac for $2.50… but it doesn’t taste quite like a Big Mac, so if they were going for that they failed, but the burger itself isn’t bad
Thousand Island on a hamburger just isn't a good idea.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, this is the most active 17k crowd in a while.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
in the ninth he'll walk the first three batters
then strike out the next three…douche nozzle
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate Ellsbury
two diving catches to rob hits tonight, one last inning w/bases loaded. Fuck.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
don't give oday too big of a head
he’ll wanna be closer before you know it :)
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Byrd was one last year 8(
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
Cards' record since they dealt for him?
Must be something incredible, they were like 1 game up on the Cubs and the Astros when they made the trade.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Wins and losses don't define a pitcher.
He’s a declining athlete.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
he is 25 years old?
has had a sub 3.50 ERA over the previous 3 years. Name a pitcher in the Rangers organiztion that has done that recently?
by mrichardson70 on Sep 1, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
What has he done lately besides showing flashes of a declining pitcher?
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's not declining.
He hasn’t had a good year, but he has good stuff.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
except they didnt give up scrubs
plus kazmirs a walking injury waiting to happen
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Considering Kazmir's contract...
Injury problems, lack of a killer slider anymore…
Sean Rodriguez’s raked in AAA. He’s probably a useful utility MI with some pop.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
The Angels gave up 3 players, I believe
z
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 1, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
There were three
Sean Rodriguez was the PTBNL who was just identified today.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
They gave up 3.
http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/08/29/rays-trade-kazmir-to-angels/
PTBNL turned out to be Sean Rodriguez, current PCL Triple-A MVP candidate. Good haul for the Rays.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i disagree with Kazmir being trash
1, 2, or 3 prospects.
by mrichardson70 on Sep 1, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Not trash, but not great.
He’s been pretty bad, it still has to be seen whether it’s just one bad year. But his velo’s down, he isn’t throwing that nasty slider a lot and he’s had an injury, plus his contract is ugly.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
That O'Day chant needs to be the norm when he's in.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 1, 2009 9:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
can he be
one of the more popular middle relievers in the league?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
2nd only to Happy?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy is pretty popular already.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
OR....
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy song from Ren and Stimpy!!!???
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
IF'N YOU AIN'T THE GRANDDADDY OF ALL LIARS
Mmm, the little critters of nature
They don’t know that they’re ugly
That’s very funny
A fly marrying a bumble bee
I TOLD YOU I’D SHOOT
BUT YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME
WHY DIDN’T YOU BELIEVE ME?
I sent an email to the Ranger fans at work
with a Happy, Happy .gif one day and Neftali’s stats below it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
People will never be able to chant during Feliz innings
Their jaws are constantly on the ground.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Perez
Perez Perez Perez…
Perez Perez Perez Perez…
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 1, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrd 2-28
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
was that guy
wearing a yankees shirt? gosh
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
a rule should be
that you only do it for no more than 1 inning. and probably do it only when he comes for another pitcher with a runner on…or something
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Arlington PD
Will have lots of fun after this one.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
increased revenue!
pretty nice to meet your quota by the 1st of the month!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
do beer sales
stop in the 7th inning in the 1st and 2nd game?
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Nope, they keep going until the 7th inning of the 2nd game.
Got obliterated at the other double header this year.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
come on now they are not drunk
they are just passionate Ranger fans
Ladies and gentlemen, the cheapest hit in major league history.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I dunno...
That bunt down the first base line in the first game was pretty close. But it was for our team, so it’s all good.
x
# Dog deflates NC deputy’s tires after dog complaint "- .
# Excuse me, ma’am, are you sloshing? "
# Pantless man accused of harassing neighbor’s horse "
# Man admits crawling into outhouse pit — again "
# Man says he robbed bank to get away from wife ".
# Mich. church enlists Satan in advertising campaign "
# Honolulu seeking to ban ‘BO’ on buses "
one of the better set of odd news headlines
Don't do this shit to me today.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Dammit O'Day
Get the fucking ball down.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Wonder why that guy hates Scutaro so much?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
My name is Marco Scutaro
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
wait
the other guy is named marco scutaro too?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
This could get interesting.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
There was classic Dave Barnett in the top of the 7th...
With Overbay on 2nd, no one on first, two outs and a 3-2 count on Millar, Barnett opined…“So Overbay will be off with the pitch. Millar hits a pop up straight up and it’ll land 15 rows back as Overbay jogs back to second.” Hmmm….don’t think he was taking off for 3rd with the pitch, there Dave.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
nice pitch
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
8-4 Boston.
2-out RBI double by all-world baseball player Ellsbury.
Johnny B-game.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
*triple
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Scuuuuuuuuutaro
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
cj gonna gonna get er done
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
"Dont screw this one up"
its a work in progress
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
by red3biggs on Sep 1, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please don't suck!
please don’t suck!
please don’t suck!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
no problems
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
anyone remember
the NWO wolfpack?
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everybody remembers the NWO!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Owwwwwwwwwww The Wolfback is back.
Konan,Kevin Nash and Scott Hall.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 1, 2009 9:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
razor ramon
was the man
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
The Four Horsemen would have crushed them...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Woooooooooooo!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Any word on MY's injury?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
comeon!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Feck.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Fack.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
no worries
double play coming up!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Fuck
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Don't use your second-best relief pitcher?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
frankie and feliz are top two. then o'day,
and then CJ
This subject
has been discussed ad nauseum. Search feature is your friend.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, after the other night O'Day has passed in for best tRA
But CJ still has the highest pRAA and best FIP of any reliever not named Feliz.
I guess you could make an argument for O’Day, but he and CJ are pretty much the two best guys you’ve got after Feliz.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
...and due to the fact
…that Feliz only has — what, 23 innings — I don’t think you can put him ahead either.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
CJ's BABIP is unbelievable
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Adam Lind
think I’d rather face Poo Holes right now than this guy.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
I'd rather see Mickey Mantle, drunk or sober,
at the plate than Lind.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
This game could go on all night.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
When someone is slumping this bad, what do you do?
Unfortunately what other choices do the Rangers have right now?
HaHAAAA!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ doesn't have it.
He doesn’t look like he thinks he can get him out.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Come on dammit
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
where was that one?
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
Fate is never on our side
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
You are going to have to throw strikes!
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Come on CeeJ
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
woooo, cj
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
YES
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Somebody make a .gif of that guy, plz.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Take me drunk,
I’m home.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Man that guy in the blue shirt with the glasses is hammered....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
*clapping for CJ*
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
whew...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 1, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
pudge is like
why the hell are you throwing it to me for?
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
I love CJ
always keeping it interesting
do you think he does it for the sake of our entertainment?
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
see I disagree
just when I’m getting back to the end of a 13 hour work day, tuning out the Rangers, HE SUCKS ME BACK IN!!!
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Bad for my blood pressure.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
OT: My friend convinced me to start watching and catch up on Always Sunny
so that I could watch this season….Holy Hell that show is funny
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
Very. One of the most underrated shows on tv. By far.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
every time is see it, it is very funny.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Dayman...
fighter of the nightman
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm only through season 2
starting season 3 after the game…which means I will finally get to see that episode
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
The last season was pretty great too...
anyone know when the new season starts up?
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott
by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
September 17?
That commercial is on all the time…I’m pretty sure that date is right
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
The new season of Sunny starts on my bday?
Awesome.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
same happened with me and Rescue Me
this weekend
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That's another one I played catch up on
I did it with The Shield before the last 2 seasons…now I’m being told Sons of Anarchy is worth a look too
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
yes the same friends told me Sons is good too
and I STILL haven’t started The Shield yet. Or The Unit. Or Burn Notice. Ones I have to get into…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
The Shield was absolute greatness
You need to get on that…but make sure you have a lot of free time or a lot of self discipline cause you’re not gonna want to stop watching
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
that happened with me and Lost, Entourage and 24
when I got into them
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I have gotten waaaay behind on Lost
and a season behind on 24. Didn’t have DVR for a while so I’m going to have to rent/buy DVDs to catch up. I lost a couple of days of my life watching Band of Brothers on DVD….took me about a week to get my sleeping schedule back on track
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
shit, stop it RIGHT NOW
you’re telling me I have to watch BoB too???
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That's worth watching
Way ahead of 24 or Entourage.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
any more I'm missing?
might as well get it over with now…my life, that is
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
the wire
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by studcrackers on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
also mad men
and breaking bad
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by studcrackers on Sep 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I think
The Wire is one of the best things ever put on TV. It may be better than The Sopranos.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
better than Deadwood?
that’s my standard of excellence
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
never seen deadwood
but i have the complete series of the wire, fantastic
and i think breaking bad is the best show on tv right now
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by studcrackers on Sep 1, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
That's my big confession
Never seen one single episode of The Sopranos
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
That's a must see
I’m also being told I have to watch Dexter too…if you needed one more
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
I'm usually late on the HBO/Showtime series
But I have heard a lot of good things about Dexter
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
I saw Dexter Season 1 and most of Season 2
but broke up with my GF who had Showtime with a few episodes left, and never picked back up…that was the worst part of the breakup.
Weeds, I’m behind on that, too…pretty decent show, love Kevin Nealon
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Showtime and HBO are always a good bet
and I’m starting to feel that way about FX
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
You know how to type more than 2 or 3 letter wordss now.
Good for you,now go away.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Mad Dog, Everyday, Moscoso
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
No way Eddie comes in here
Moscoso? I dunno, maybe
by Mark from OC on Sep 1, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It is from Midnight Run
It is what I always think of when I see his name.
“Moscone, Bail Bonds” — that was how Moscone (Joe Pantoliano) would answer the phone at his bail bond establishment.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like they may be getting FX2 ready,
but I say CJ takes it home if it’s not a save situation.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ did it the last DH at home.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct, sir.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
It's ok...
because CJ has been great all year. And because he’s been great all year…he should close the game.
is a fan of Derek Freaking Holland!
MURPHY
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Me neither
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Welp, get ready for it.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 1, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone used the Netflix on XBox?
Good speed and streaming?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I don't have Netflix anymore,
but when I did, it worked great on the 360. I rarely had an issue streaming the TV shows they have on there. Watched the first two seasons of 30 Rock that way.
wonder if that shit works on Wii?
My wii has internet but I never use it.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The Wii isn't an option for Netflix Watch Instantly
360, TiVo, some DVD/Blu-ray players, and some standalone boxes (like Roku) are your choices
Got rid of netflix several months ago anyway
Did they finally start putting decent stuff to watch on it?
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
What are you talking about?
Dude, what do you want?
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Sep 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just saying I'd get it again
…and buy something to stream it with onto the TV if they had something more than B movies on it. That’s what it used to be.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know what you mean by B movies
Netflix can stump you with some obscurities, but I usually find what I’m looking for.
I figure it has all the Blockbuster-market new releases covered too.
Netflix wows me. I’d be more disappointed by the overall movement of movies to DVD format.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Sep 1, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Well when they introduced the streaming thing
…all the movies were shit. I mean there were a few good ones but mostly shit.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
If you're just talking about streaming movies,
then yeah, it’s more limited.
I think the set-top box offerings are also limited.
"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks
by hightowersmith on Sep 1, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
he's setting the pitcher up
“baiting” if you will
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Did I miss something?
Something wrong, Francis?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
THis has turned into a good AB for Davis
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Big Game Hunter?
Josh definitely reads LSB.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I wish he would just acknowledge it
during the game so we could stop saying this everytime he steals material.
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
He's also said "This Thing" and "The Show" recently.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And last night, he said the Rangers "shit the bed"
by davea on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
to be honest
they were coming back from a commercial break and he was talking about what he did to that hooker….
Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."
Ah.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
idk
i feel like i heard it referenced on sportscenter too
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by studcrackers on Sep 1, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ok, Frank Frank.
10 pitches or less. And night night.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Closer Carlin, plz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
It's his impressions that always made it for me
Great material, but an even better impressionist.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
understatement of the century
pioneer of the art form.
by Black Francis on Sep 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
sounds semi decent
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 1, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish Feliz could pitch all the time.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
i've developed the habit of always watching his outings again on mlb.tv with
the other teams announcers. they usually like him.
the preceding post was a great success.
the sexyness is uncanny
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 1, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else remember Cordero closing both games of the DH vs. Boston?
That was one of the best “sweep” chants the Ballpark has ever produced.
Very well I remember that.
Was that not when Joaquin outdueled Pedro?
The Elias Sports Bureau could answer that
They can answer anything
"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks
BOOOOOOOOOYA
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
the beard looks so ridiculous
if he actually grows it for another month.. oh my.
the preceding post was a great success.
what's it been, a day?
he’s not man. he’s between man and God…he’s Mod
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I do like Shiner Bock and Lone Star beer...
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Going into today
I didn’t not have a good feeling with Nip and BMac on the hill. Glad to say, I was wrong. That was a good 6 hours of baseball.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Lets win tommorrow
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
Seattle has 2 on in the fourth with no outs.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
playing Anaheim I guess?
it’s been a long work day…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 1, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
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