NFL Week 1 GDT2
The perfect compliment to a Rangers DBH thread.
This is not as good as any album Cheap Trick made in the 1970's, but it's probably better than anything they've made since the 1980's. First, the good. The loud 'n' fast songs really feel like the band is having fun banging them out, and that's contagious for the listener. Now the bad. The best of these songs, "When the Lights Are Out," is a Slade cover and was recorded in 1976. Also, half of The Latest is comprised of ballads. Slowed-down Cheap Trick is usually good too, but never so much in one place. Likeable, not loveable. - paul
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go cowboys
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Our running game looks terrible.
If we can’t get to the outside, we’re toast. They’re dominating inside.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
its very annoying to me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 13, 2009 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
CRAYTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
wow
another long td
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Patrick Crayton
Good at football too
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Thank goodness we were somehow able to replace T.O.
Because WR’s are NOT interchangeable in the NFL.
I mean I cant tell you how many sleepless night I spent worried how we would replace TO.
Oh wait, I actually didn’t care at all, my bad.
WHOA!!!
80 yard TD pass!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
new thread, FTW lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hey guys
The Cowboys aren’t going to be able to throw up big plays with Terrell Owens
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Romo
14/25 for 293 yards and 3 TDs.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Ok anyone in Las Colinas?
What the fuck is going on with the power?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Which is why
I don’t feel confident still.
by brettgardner on Sep 13, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Romeo Crennel commercial
Hilarious
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
what was it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 13, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Coors Light commercial.
It was a good one.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
ill look on youtube tongith lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Sep 13, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
common misconception
Romeo only got one girl, and she made him kill himself
by kevinkinsler on Sep 13, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Do we really know how many girls he had before Juliet?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
He could have been throwing down tail like crazy prior to her getting her talons into him.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Pussy is a helluva drug
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
We tackle like complete pussies
Basically if you had to describe Wade Philips in the form of a tackle, thats what we are doing.
by SaltyGoesYard on Sep 13, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If Crayton had dropped that pass.
I would have hunted him down and killed him.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
two of the best hurries we've had
have come from Marcus Spears.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Looks like A&M's pass defense out there.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
I'd feel safe from zombies
If Adrian Peterson was in my vicinity
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
But if they made him a zombie.
We’re so fucked.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, he'd go 28 Days Later on ou asses
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
AD Zombie>>>>>>>>>>Hank F Zombie.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
AD Zombie >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2009 Texas Rangers as Zombies.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, it is. It is absolutely the best way to watch football (unless your team is on).
It’s part of an extra package on top of the basic package, but it’s still awesome.
so...........
who has adrian peterson and brees lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Wow.
Adrian Peterson.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Jesus
Peterson just straight up pimped the Browns D
He basically stopped and restarted on that TD run
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Ok, we are punishing Leftwich now
But he’s still completing passes.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
That one
Looked like the constant blowing-up took its toll.
by brettgardner on Sep 13, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know how Byron is still getting up...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
This is a good example.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq6XaF1qVcM
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
He had 5 today?
3 picks and 2 fumbles?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Holy crap.
Didn’t he get an extension recently too?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
You know whats amazing
Not a single holding call I can remember in this game
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Boobie did something!
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Kellen Winslow is so overrated
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
winslow
nice play there
congrats
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
That's a fuckin' soldier, ya'll
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Ha, Winslow
Stupid soldier.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
KC vs BALT on
tied 24-24 with 3 min left
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
barber loves punishing ppl lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I used to run that play all the time in Madden
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Witten is a beast on that play
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
What team is Seattle playing?
It keeps saying SEA 0 TEX 0 at the top of the screen….wtg Fox.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Umm the Rangers?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Yeah... if you look to the left of where it says that...
It says MLB in all caps.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahhhhh...I was thinking Seahawks. Damn.
Fail.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Corps
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
denial
i meant “core of our WR (corps)”
by kevinkinsler on Sep 13, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
hurd is hurt/inactive right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Hai guys
We’re seriously not going to be able to generate big passing plays without Owens
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
We've gotten alot of run after catches today
I don’t think we’ll be able to throw it deep and stretch the D but these plays are making me feel a little better
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I have my concerns too
Just laughing at one of the memes that was out there this offseason
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Amazing TO
he was not very effecient last year. Id rather just let Tony throw the ball wherever he needs to in any given situation and use the whole field than have to throw TO his ten balls a game
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Romo's biggest yardage day yet
Feels weird to say that
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
ah i wanted romo to get 4 tds with people doubting him
oh well. obviously it makes no real difference, rushing game can get one..
the preceding post was a great success.
Wow.
That was awesome. And he pulled the run along the goal line trick…I do that in Madden all the time.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
haha, yea, Someone has been playing alot of Madden
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
what
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
What happened?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Tipped pass
for a 87 yard TD for the Broncos.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Chiefs- Ravens game
Total yards:
Baltimore 492
KC 188
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Update
Baltimore 499
KC 176
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I am officially very concerned for why we don't have a single sack today.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Is there any chance we could have a closely-contested pass play where nobody calls for a flag?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Damn Jenkins..
2 blown coverages and now a dumb PI call.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
umm there was a penalty called on that?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
wow I didnt hear anything on the tv
I didn’t know a penalty was called on that
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Stevens and Winslow have been big fails for TB today
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
So Barbie was free off the end...
think if Byron doesn’t throw the ball, Barbie actually hits him or just pats him on the ass?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
So whats the deal on the McNab injury?
I just got in,,,,
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Hit in the back going for a TD.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
You could hear the sound as about two linebackers hit him in the back
after he got across the line. Didn’t look too good/
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Brilliant.
In one league, I own Slaton and Williams, who combined for 14 points. Joseph Addai had 12. Still leading 53 to 37 with Welker and Rodgers to play, but my opponent has Brady and Moss.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
I got 11 combined from Shaub, Roddy White and Brandon Marshall.
FML>
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Ouch.
That’s harsh. But RB production? Especially from, say, a first-rounder?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Have Williams and Portis.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Not a very encouraging win by the Cowboys
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Well the offense looked pretty good...
but the defense. Not so much.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'm just hoping the offensive line doesn't get Romo killed again.
I think the D should get better as the season goes on. But the offense looked pretty good today, apart from some dodgy throws from Romo (which I suppose, always happens).
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
LSB pickem
I got 70 points so far with the Detroit game at 15 confidence points winning so far.
Whats everybody elses picks looking like so far?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
What a surprise
Wade Phillips coached team wins. In other news, Sun to rise in the east tomorrow.
AHAHAHAAAAAAA @ Texans. How do you lose at home to a rookie QB. What a disaster.
They need to hire Jerry Jones ASAP to learn how to evaluate talent down there.
And lulz at Dolphins
I guess the great Bill Parcells couldn’t uh, guru them to victory today.
On a more serious topic, all preseason a common thing I heard was Cowboys dont have T.O., so theyre going to be forced to put together the 14 play 80 yard scoring drives with possession receivers that were common in the preseason, and that people were worried those types of drives were hard to sustain without something going wrong on one of the many plays.
I kinda figured Garett was just holding it close to the vest for the preseason, we’ve always looked pretty bad in preseason since he’s been here, and by the looks of the long scoring plays today, so far so good.
TO
What we lose is the deep throw threat. We don’t have anyone that can legitimately stretch the defense. Miles Austin may, heavy emphasis on may, give us that eventually but right now for us to have a big play its gonna take either a perfect catch and throw or a busted coverage. Against the teams in the East I don’t think we will have as any of those like we got today.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
TO wasn't great last year...
W/ Out the SF game he would’ve had mediocre numbers, he couldn’t beat press coverage, all they had to do was bracket a safety over the top and TO was taken out of the game, had the least amount of yardage since his rookie year and he got a year older. Now if TO lights up NE it might be a different story but I doubt he gets more than 50 yards against them
"We play to win the game" - Herm Edwards
by nicholas.rodriguez on Sep 14, 2009 5:19 AM CDT up reply actions

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